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  • @triccele
    @triccele 10 днів тому +11445

    So that's why the devs decided to erase Greg's wife

    • @Waffletron
      @Waffletron 10 днів тому +253

      Otherwise, he'd be cheating.

    • @darkkyoo
      @darkkyoo 10 днів тому +161

      He had a kid too, didn't he?

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent 10 днів тому +175

      @@Waffletronsame model, he thinks it is his wife.

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 10 днів тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 10 днів тому +30

      ​@@laharlkentsame actor; different character. The actor obviously knows it'd the same person; the character doesn't.

  • @myguychris7739
    @myguychris7739 10 днів тому +6616

    “…aaaaand she’s gone” 😂

  • @Kiragi
    @Kiragi 10 днів тому +6025

    “Rocky foundation”
    “Not that hard you just have to give him rocks and flowers and stuff”
    lol nice one

    • @tuarenpowa
      @tuarenpowa 10 днів тому +28

      That's how to make a great rocky foundation from scratch.

    • @orangee_blox
      @orangee_blox 10 днів тому +9

      what a flowery relationship they have

    • @GGBlaster
      @GGBlaster 10 днів тому +1

      Didn’t think about that till you mentioned it lol

    • @justinburcaw1426
      @justinburcaw1426 10 днів тому +1

      Aw, work husband⸮ 😊😊

    • @SuperMurxus
      @SuperMurxus 8 днів тому +2

      Geometric rocks. Octahedron or rhombicosidodecahedron. Pretty high on carbon too.

  • @richarddevenezia8186
    @richarddevenezia8186 10 днів тому +4643

    Trumpets and "Gold Digger" achievement gained

    • @BoeJiden5
      @BoeJiden5 10 днів тому +68

      I'm not a gold digger. I have so much gold from all my divorces that I don't have to ever dig for it again.

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy 10 днів тому +4

      *😂*

    • @kbee225
      @kbee225 10 днів тому +18

      This is a scammer, not a good digger. At least a gold digger sleeps with the guy.

    • @richarddevenezia8186
      @richarddevenezia8186 10 днів тому +17

      @@kbee225 She did get his rocks off the ground

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 10 днів тому +7

      Gold digging in rpg world is a real mining acheivment though

  • @koboldsage9112
    @koboldsage9112 10 днів тому +3223

    She paid for the "garlic farmer's wife" cosmetic DLC and this is one of the perks.
    They did poor Greg dirty.

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e 10 днів тому +24

      Dude don't make me cry😢

    • @Lisorael
      @Lisorael 10 днів тому +21

      😂 She did play the wife! I forgot about that

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 9 днів тому +7

      At least she could sit and have some baileys with poor old greg

    • @OddMicrowave
      @OddMicrowave 8 днів тому +3

      ​@@Lisorael when she became Greg's wife she became her 😮

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 8 днів тому +4

      The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care.

  • @shade1121-ce8dc
    @shade1121-ce8dc 10 днів тому +330

    “You fell in love with a traveling warrior, she earned your love and affection with some cheap trinkets which won your heart, you give her a share of your shop’s earnings aaaand she’s gone.”

    • @monuherz4380
      @monuherz4380 8 днів тому +12

      That sounds like the beginning of a nice ballad.😊

    • @TMTM7
      @TMTM7 4 дні тому +4

      She'll leave you broke and broken heaaaaarted

    • @CharlesSmith-io9fp
      @CharlesSmith-io9fp 3 дні тому +1

      @@monuherz4380 She got the Gold Mine, I got the Shaft. 😏

  • @davewatterson5810
    @davewatterson5810 10 днів тому +604

    That is the most adorable NPC how could you not love him 😢

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e 10 днів тому +62

      It's even sadder when you realize she looks and sounds just like his deleted wife😅😢

  • @mikehunt4265
    @mikehunt4265 10 днів тому +112

    Oooof, she just mugged his heart and his wallet

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 7 днів тому +4

      What's this here about a muggin'???

  • @thomasw4422
    @thomasw4422 10 днів тому +239

    Greg the Garlic Farmer deserves better

    • @PoniesNSunshine
      @PoniesNSunshine 9 днів тому +7

      Justice for Greg

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 8 днів тому +3

      That's not what the animals that just want a taste of his garlic say. To them, he is a monster.

  • @Blitzerton
    @Blitzerton 10 днів тому +644

    'Annnd, she's gone' felt personal😢

  • @gabrielkawa3477
    @gabrielkawa3477 10 днів тому +88

    I feel so bad for Greg. He deserves better. Way better.

  • @EmerialynCodeVenice
    @EmerialynCodeVenice 7 днів тому +3

    To be fair, Greg has max relationship with a loooot of adventurers, so...

  • @Alettus1
    @Alettus1 10 днів тому +55

    Kinda weird seeing Rowan as the normal one.

    • @davidscbirdsall
      @davidscbirdsall 3 дні тому +1

      I keep thinking about the video of Rowan and Charisma

  • @siradzki5905
    @siradzki5905 10 днів тому +129

    I'm convinced she said "I love Hugh". She probably has a Hugh somewhere that she's actually fond of.

    • @corgiw7281
      @corgiw7281 9 днів тому +11

      Who doesn't love Hugh Jackman?

    • @GeryonM
      @GeryonM 9 днів тому +6

      Huge Akman is a weird name.

    • @brandyraccoon1473
      @brandyraccoon1473 8 днів тому +5

      @@GeryonM You're right. Huge Jacked Man seems more of a descriptor than a real name.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 7 днів тому +1

      ​​@@brandyraccoon1473You guys misunderstood. Havent you seen that really famous Crypid. Long knife like digits coming out of its humanoid hands and abnormal catlike yellow and black features real furry. Called the Huge Yakman.

  • @pinpetos
    @pinpetos 10 днів тому +2

    600 GP? Goddamn the garlic market is good!

  • @chaoslordnicky9723
    @chaoslordnicky9723 10 днів тому +113

    is this a call out to every skyrim marrage ever XD

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 10 днів тому +13

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!

    • @brandondriver99
      @brandondriver99 10 днів тому +14

      I only marry Lydia and take her on all of my adventures

    • @ViktorTheButcher
      @ViktorTheButcher 10 днів тому +11

      Funny enough I always forget the shop feature of a marriage in Skyrim.
      Not that I am sure where my spouse, who travels with me all the time, keeps their shop.

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 10 днів тому +9

      I actually gave me kids the biggest allowance option there was every single time. Hell, I even grabbed gifts for them when I could, too, as well as let them have pets. And I ALWAYS chose my spouse with care, as well as my kids.

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 10 днів тому +12

      @@brandonbradley8480 saaamee!!! I once married the only argonian option and he would call our house a "nest" and every time, it made me emotional

  • @ebony721
    @ebony721 10 днів тому +61

    Bring Greta the Garlic Farmer back!

  • @Wallingtion
    @Wallingtion 10 днів тому +310

    Their relatonship is as toxic as rowan and adams relatonship

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 10 днів тому +30

    Brit could have just said "I loves garlic" and that would have worked just as well as saying "I love you"

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 5 днів тому

      Lamia is a covert narcissist, loves only herself. Total USER, beware!

  • @chelsyb.282
    @chelsyb.282 10 днів тому +6

    Rowan’s nod as she manages to say, love you 😂

    • @davidscbirdsall
      @davidscbirdsall 3 дні тому +1

      I keep thinking about the video of Rowan and Charisma.

  • @nathanhaden7628
    @nathanhaden7628 10 днів тому +15

    Not far off from how it works in the real.

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 10 днів тому +4

    Hey, thats just like my last marriage. How hyper realistic! Bravo game developers, bravo!

  • @consentDracula
    @consentDracula 10 днів тому +27

    Meanwhile my sarcastic do-gooder character accidentally romancing half the npc in the game

  • @potsandjacks
    @potsandjacks 10 днів тому +8

    Nooo Greg dont be simpin the PCs

  • @johnbaker1901
    @johnbaker1901 10 днів тому +3

    Poor Greg trying to move on from the loss of his wife only to be used and taken advantage of by people. I feel for Greg.
    Greg is me.

  • @jbkerns
    @jbkerns 10 днів тому +2

    Greeeeg! Be a pimp, not a simp!

  • @CartoonGentlemen
    @CartoonGentlemen 10 днів тому +19

    As a muppet maker myself.... story 1, you have to be a special kind of person to pull the muppet out during sexy time. In my experience, they tend to be a bit of a turn off to most

    • @ekij133
      @ekij133 10 днів тому +1

      Surely that depends on the muppet?

    • @danleighton
      @danleighton 10 днів тому +3

      I am not surprised that if you pull the muppet out during sexy time they are upset. Mind you, I’ve never heard it called a muppet before. But each to his own.

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 10 днів тому +3

      What do Muppets have to do with this??

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 10 днів тому +2

      ​@@random_dragon I think it is a displacement of a comment. This sounds like a comment meant for an RSlash video

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 10 днів тому +1

      @@Ikajo ah, I think you're right, thanks

  • @genevievec.8002
    @genevievec.8002 6 днів тому +2

    This has strong callouts to Fable to me. "Hi hun, thanks for the present, I'm going back out now. Byyyyeee"

  • @weedwhacker3003
    @weedwhacker3003 10 днів тому +11

    Accurate

  • @SamlSchulze1104
    @SamlSchulze1104 10 днів тому +7

    That relationship arch video set up so much.

  • @mayson5879
    @mayson5879 10 днів тому +3

    A "rocky foundation" 😂😂😂

  • @user-ee7vw1cj8v
    @user-ee7vw1cj8v 9 днів тому +1

    And thats why they added skip the npc speech 😂😂😂

  • @Vantage389
    @Vantage389 10 днів тому +126

    Modern dating brought to video games.

    • @peterclarke7006
      @peterclarke7006 10 днів тому +7

      Bless you. Maybe don't thirst after the shallow girls. There's plenty of women out there who don't judge you on how bulging your money pouch is.

    • @DavidSmith-pg1ob
      @DavidSmith-pg1ob 10 днів тому +1

      Diamonds are a girls best friend!

    • @botandrew1
      @botandrew1 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@DavidSmith-pg1obmore expensive ring, more chance to divorce

    • @LathosZan
      @LathosZan 10 днів тому +8

      As opposed to classical dating, where love has nothing to do with it and the entire point is so the woman isn't homeless and the man isn't..... um, childless and doesn't have to cook for himself? But yes, modern dating, so shallow and not at all based on love.

    • @verosect3002
      @verosect3002 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@LathosZan2 diffrent yet similar things than can both be described as "shallow"

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 10 днів тому +9

    When people asked to give Greg his wife back...
    Thats not really it.

  •  10 днів тому +10

    She finna be rich with this tactic 💀

    • @JacobSantosDev
      @JacobSantosDev 10 днів тому

      We have no idea how much 600 gold gets you in this game. It could be the equivalent of $6.

    • @nathanbarnhart7823
      @nathanbarnhart7823 10 днів тому

      Really just an only fans chick if you think about it

    • @zeronime284
      @zeronime284 9 днів тому +1

      The gold even stacks if she's not collecting it. A useful self-filling bank

  • @PupRiku
    @PupRiku 8 днів тому +1

    I'm kinda in love with Greg the Garlic Farmer.

  • @bradeki2997
    @bradeki2997 10 днів тому +1

    Epic NPC Man has deeper lore than most MMOs

  • @throatgoatlordjesus
    @throatgoatlordjesus 10 днів тому +81

    Least toxic girlfriend... nvm, i don't have a girlfriend :(

    • @PizzaCatCow3
      @PizzaCatCow3 10 днів тому +2

      You'll get there some day

    • @LuisXGP
      @LuisXGP 10 днів тому

      I've seen worse. Bro tip, get out of there

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 10 днів тому +1

      Why the sad face? Oh... you don't like having money and free time.

    • @arhexirthewistful5891
      @arhexirthewistful5891 10 днів тому

      Good for you

  • @KimPossibleShockwave
    @KimPossibleShockwave 10 днів тому +4

    Aaaand she's gone.

  • @hadensnodgrass3472
    @hadensnodgrass3472 10 днів тому +2

    My favorite is when you are a male character and are in a poly-relationship throughout the town with many male shopkeeps and farmers... Then your husbands start asking when you are going to have kids, but you have no idea how that works...
    Magic some kids up? 😂

    • @davidscbirdsall
      @davidscbirdsall 3 дні тому

      You mean like in the video of Rowan and Charisma?

  • @pckkaboo6800
    @pckkaboo6800 10 днів тому +11

    Fast travel greg: defused the situation one handed so the garlic greg don't even realize she is gone😂

  • @AngloExecutive
    @AngloExecutive 10 днів тому +1

    Greg was the never the same since Greta the garlic farmer disappeared

  • @dontask4413
    @dontask4413 10 днів тому +2

    At least there's no kids. Child support is murder.

  • @arabeske3278
    @arabeske3278 10 днів тому +2

    built on a rocky foundation

  • @Notsoshady4891
    @Notsoshady4891 3 дні тому

    Remember, always tell NPCs that you love them. It's cheaper than rocks and flowers and stuff.

  • @michaelbeneden5949
    @michaelbeneden5949 10 днів тому +3

    This modern life now 😂😂

  • @datoolz0
    @datoolz0 8 днів тому +1

    Just like real life relationships. We are all Greg the garlic farmer!

  • @geniyama8197
    @geniyama8197 10 днів тому +21

    Damn that's sad

  • @edelta88
    @edelta88 10 днів тому +2

    Poor Greg 😢

  • @Cman04092
    @Cman04092 9 днів тому +1

    "Its not that hard, you just gotta give him some rocks or flowers and stuff"
    Well shit, am i greg the shopkeeper?

  • @ANT1FURRY
    @ANT1FURRY 9 днів тому +1

    Greg should become a undead swordsman boss because people kept treating him like a lower being, it would be super sick.

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 8 днів тому +1

      Greg 100% has a secret boss fight trigger somewhere, either a garlic shrine that awakes his eldritch form or a certain amount of garlic you can steal from his farm to make him mad or a garlic stuffed voodoo doll that suppresses his vampiric bloodline
      People just hasn't tortured him enough to find out

    • @TheBayru
      @TheBayru 7 днів тому +1

      ​@@Gabriel-lh7gy He is the Vampire Count, making use of his Daywalker abilities to hide in plain sight to grow Ungarlic infused with unholy water from the pond. He even has three zombies bound to protect the place disguised as a fisherman and two muggers.

  • @4everdaddy406
    @4everdaddy406 10 днів тому +2

    Greg may be an NPC, but at least he knows what women are actually like lol

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 10 днів тому +1

    Lydia: "Sometimes husband, I feel all you want from me is my gold"
    My Dragonborn: "Lydia, my love, look around you. That Dwemer Centurion Dynamo is worth 350 Septims. Those 10 soul gems over there? Over 1000 Septims, and I got them all on the same dungeon crawl just to bring back and store in a home you live in much more than I ever do! I practically play this game risking my life so you can have all the nice things you want. Talos forbid I may ask some assistance physically and financially from you in my times of need"
    Lydia: "I am sworn to carry your burdens...."
    My Dragonborn: "That's better"

  • @louienote15
    @louienote15 5 днів тому

    "Give him rock and flowers and stuff", I see what you did there.

  • @DD99654
    @DD99654 10 днів тому +1

    Apart from the Garlic bombs who couldn’t love Greg

  • @GlitchSystem-xf7jb
    @GlitchSystem-xf7jb 7 днів тому

    And that gives the saying "Gold Digger" a whole new meaning

  • @grouchingtiger
    @grouchingtiger 10 днів тому +20

    This was my actual real life back when I tried dating.

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 10 днів тому +1

      Hasn't changed.

    • @jackyowisp5921
      @jackyowisp5921 10 днів тому +6

      Dude I know it’s difficult but you gotta stop accepting rocks and flowers

    • @xl000
      @xl000 10 днів тому +1

      what about all the awkwardness of trying to guess if your partner wants to have sex tonight. After the first few weeks of a new relationship

    • @jony3775
      @jony3775 8 днів тому

      Wow does this ever bring back some traumatic memories. Love shouldn’t gut you like this… what a world😢

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 8 днів тому

      @@xl000 If she's being reserved and polite and somewhat anxious you're better off not pushing the idea.
      On the other hand of she has pounced on you like a starving animal and starts ripping off you're clothes, you may be in a better position.

  • @MediaWebCrawler
    @MediaWebCrawler 10 днів тому +1

    This is just a regular relationship in 2024

  • @CharterForGaming
    @CharterForGaming 9 днів тому +1

    "The garlic farmer will remember that"

  • @sergeypopov801
    @sergeypopov801 7 днів тому

    Well, this is 100% accurate. Just like in real life.

  • @davidscbirdsall
    @davidscbirdsall 3 дні тому

    I love how Rowan, Master of Charisma is also in this video.

  • @PinkLemonShark
    @PinkLemonShark 8 днів тому

    I have a habit of devoting my whole game life to one person

  • @nathanaeltrimm2720
    @nathanaeltrimm2720 9 днів тому +1

    Built on a rocky foundation

  • @jinxxed1883
    @jinxxed1883 9 днів тому +1

    This broke my heart

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 4 дні тому

    Poor Greg, I don't think this relationship will last. At least he has garlic

  • @floatinghead1347
    @floatinghead1347 10 днів тому +1

    I get the impression this isn’t Britts first time doing this 😂

  • @Derguz
    @Derguz 6 днів тому

    You don't have to be an NPC to be Greg the Garlic farmer..

  • @jacobdaboss8413
    @jacobdaboss8413 9 днів тому +1

    That "I love you" was hard to watch 😂

  • @Deadpool25K78
    @Deadpool25K78 10 днів тому +1

    Welcome to skyrim relationships.

  • @GameDeveloperTraining
    @GameDeveloperTraining 9 днів тому

    A Hauntingly accurate portrayal of my last relationship

  • @sufiyanfauzi4332
    @sufiyanfauzi4332 9 днів тому

    I was just starting to worry you were just using me for my gold.....
    SKIP!

  • @sike1035
    @sike1035 9 днів тому

    Alan ia such a great actor, those facial expressions were spot on

  • @iamnotanumber41
    @iamnotanumber41 7 днів тому

    You need to get that adventurer to drizzle drizzle you Greg. You’re the king drizzle drizzle!

  • @skylartate7407
    @skylartate7407 8 днів тому

    Her saying "It's not like that" in such a convincing tone hit me with some PTSD and made me big sad.

  • @alwinuding8926
    @alwinuding8926 8 днів тому +1

    I love her too, but I'm not giving her any gold😂

  • @saintsaya1000
    @saintsaya1000 5 днів тому

    The bar rapidly dropping lmao

  • @katethenesuneqom
    @katethenesuneqom 8 днів тому

    Achievement unlocked:
    "Gold seeker"

  • @orvalritchie8013
    @orvalritchie8013 10 днів тому +2

    That's the story of my life

  • @Adam-jm5un
    @Adam-jm5un 9 днів тому

    Lol his "Sure" without question

  • @coyoteone6197
    @coyoteone6197 7 днів тому

    Hugh will be pleased, I'm sure.

  • @Mio-Gacha
    @Mio-Gacha 8 днів тому

    "-and she's gone" help💀

  • @Solizeus
    @Solizeus 9 днів тому +1

    And in real life even if the relationship reaches 0 she still can have half his business

  • @007feck
    @007feck 9 днів тому +1

    Also “how divorce works” - I’m just gonna get my money from my old guy & leave with my new guy 😯

  • @erikzeitler6799
    @erikzeitler6799 9 днів тому +2

    Its the other way around for me. I would love to go on dates and do stuff with my NPC partners but most games don't have much content in that regard.

    • @GidarGaming
      @GidarGaming 8 днів тому

      Which means it devolves into this sort of situation eventually. There is just no depth to the NPCs of most games, and even if there is it's short-lived before recycling/looping content/dialogue ad nauseam. 🙃

  • @cassidybronson6891
    @cassidybronson6891 4 дні тому +1

    So, modern relationships.

  • @joshkarian5379
    @joshkarian5379 7 днів тому

    Justice for my boy greg

  • @oldjoe2776
    @oldjoe2776 6 днів тому

    It's ironic how like real life this skit is.

  • @ketheric
    @ketheric 4 дні тому

    Rowan is the guy from work she tells him not to worry about.

  • @Spaze2503
    @Spaze2503 9 днів тому

    We need a game that is based of this series

  • @DockeryJames
    @DockeryJames 4 дні тому

    Of course someone would figure out how to PLAY the NPC...

  • @DJBREIT
    @DJBREIT 8 днів тому +1

    Sounds like some modern-day marriages.

  • @kalelson8861
    @kalelson8861 9 днів тому +1

    It hurts because it's true

  • @ScottMansfield
    @ScottMansfield 2 дні тому

    This hits too close to home.

  • @Crux___
    @Crux___ 9 днів тому +1

    I’m wayyyy too caring about npcs to do something like that, I make comfortable and pretty living spaces for Minecraft villagers of all things 😭

  • @memydogandi5644
    @memydogandi5644 8 днів тому

    As a huge fan of garlic, I have to stand up for poor Greg!

  • @waroftheworlds2008
    @waroftheworlds2008 9 днів тому

    😂 I thought this was going to go the other direction:
    He confesses his undying love to only her. Next person: repeats the same lines.

  • @D1rt3nthu51ast
    @D1rt3nthu51ast 10 днів тому

    She ain’t messing with no broke garlic farmer

  • @user-df5vb1mk2z
    @user-df5vb1mk2z 6 днів тому

    You're making a positive impact through your videos.

  • @maximumcarnage2077
    @maximumcarnage2077 5 днів тому

    Lydia must feel that way all the time! Lmao

  • @thewatching6504
    @thewatching6504 6 днів тому

    Ha ha ha, if we all had that bar.
    Relationships would be a lot easier.... except on your soul 😂