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  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 3 роки тому +2562

    When "I'm 14 and this is deep" kids become 19, single and depressed.

    • @swishy1260
      @swishy1260 3 роки тому +78

      There's nothing that proves this wrong

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому +10

      True

    • @ImJuiccyy
      @ImJuiccyy 3 роки тому +8

      I agree 100%

    • @LockKey06
      @LockKey06 3 роки тому +69

      They split off too two groups when they turn 19, either i am very bad ass or I am very pregnant.

    • @barns612
      @barns612 3 роки тому +3

      or: 12 year-olds, 6 years after abuse

  • @chernobylthing3932
    @chernobylthing3932 3 роки тому +939

    When someone calls themselves alpha, they are gamma as fuck

    • @eskibileyci198
      @eskibileyci198 3 роки тому +64

      omega, gamma is not that bad

    • @mcbuttstuff
      @mcbuttstuff 3 роки тому +23

      Omega is like the second in command so they would be like a beta

    • @holykonchu7250
      @holykonchu7250 3 роки тому +23

      I am a bug

    • @spectralwolf5667
      @spectralwolf5667 3 роки тому +43

      @@mcbuttstuff isn't beta second in command? And omega is like bottom of a pack/society?
      I'm probably wrong but that's how I remember it

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 роки тому +35

      What's curious is that the alpha wolves in the wild are more akin to caretakers than to bosses. They protect and provide for everyone in the pack, not necessarily having to boss everyone around

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +1276

    "I'm your host Robin, the worst one."
    Everyone: *You dare underestimate your own power?*

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 роки тому +16

      'Never before has I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.'

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, none of them are really the "worst" and none of them are really the "best"

    • @Grabenkult7734
      @Grabenkult7734 3 роки тому +12

      @@thewholecircus do you dare to oppose emkay narrators, mortal?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +6

      Okay... truth be told, sometimes he IS. He can be overly arrogant about his political stance at times.

    • @yigityigitoglu7451
      @yigityigitoglu7451 3 роки тому

      You. Are. In. Every. Single. Emkay. Video.
      And. You. Don't. Even. SUB TO HIM!!?
      GIVE HIM A SUB!

  • @shin3417
    @shin3417 3 роки тому +172

    These people are the reason why shampoo has instructions.

  • @crossbones1960
    @crossbones1960 3 роки тому +644

    any person that calls themselves an ''alpha'' are most likely angry, edgy chihuahuas at best

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому +15

      Agree

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 роки тому +64

      And yet still have smaller peepees than said chihuahuas.

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 3 роки тому +26

      Every time I watch these vids, I'm always reminded of this quote: "Y'know? The more I hear people talking about how 'real' they are and how they're 'the realest'? I think they're fake."

    • @s1lverwaffles
      @s1lverwaffles 3 роки тому +12

      I think you described them absolutely perfectly with the chihuahua comparison

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle 3 роки тому +6

      Or in weird fanfiction
      Like if you’re into that I’m not calling you weird, I just don’t think that in a well-written story the alpha would explicitly say that they are like I’ve seen in a couple things

  • @laine6357
    @laine6357 3 роки тому +71

    4:39 Love how they searched up, "what's the Japanese word for death" to seem more edgy, and didn't even bother to crop that part out lololol

    • @azerkahn
      @azerkahn 2 роки тому +1

      That cracked me up too!

  • @CSEabdulalimkhan
    @CSEabdulalimkhan 3 роки тому +143

    "A badass don't need to say they are badass"
    -sun tzu, art of war

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 3 роки тому +5

      Oh yeah sun tzu says to actually do the opposite doesn't he, if you're a badass say you're a nobody (and vice versa)

    • @mrmagnamalo7864
      @mrmagnamalo7864 2 роки тому +1

      @@arcadeinvader8086 I'm as much a nobody as I am a badass I'm just normal

  • @alexwilliams6492
    @alexwilliams6492 3 роки тому +224

    Kinda funny that most of these people could be knocked out by a gist of wind

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 3 роки тому +36

      I like that. Not even a "gust" of wind, just a "gist" of wind, a hint, a suspicion of wind.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +32

      @@PongoXBongo "guys, i think the wind's gonna start to pick up!"
      *falls over and dies*

    • @radioactiveboi842
      @radioactiveboi842 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah even words like "get rekt noob" can bring them to their knees

    • @yeetmeat2734
      @yeetmeat2734 3 роки тому +17

      A flea could breath near them and they'd fold in half like wet paper

    • @alexwilliams6492
      @alexwilliams6492 3 роки тому +2

      @Ewan Carner oof

  • @kisbored2189
    @kisbored2189 3 роки тому +448

    "Im your host Robin, you know, the worst one"
    [everyone disliked that]

    • @achimsteinbock2714
      @achimsteinbock2714 3 роки тому +14

      SELF LOVE ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖!!!!!!

    • @dotsyt7765
      @dotsyt7765 3 роки тому +6

      @@achimsteinbock2714 i dont have that

    • @peepeepoopoo5784
      @peepeepoopoo5784 3 роки тому +5

      @@dotsyt7765 me neither

    • @therealememci5380
      @therealememci5380 3 роки тому +3

      ikr?
      robin🤝lexi
      my heart ❤

    • @SaladKnife.
      @SaladKnife. 3 роки тому

      @@peepeepoopoo5784 Never have i even heard of the word, "love"

  • @river_jpeg
    @river_jpeg 3 роки тому +135

    here's a fun fact: if someone is trying to rickroll you, they first have to rickroll them self.
    so basically you both go through pain

    • @Dionyxium
      @Dionyxium 3 роки тому +17

      Except I don't go through pain because I actually like the song

    • @ryankronenbitter2013
      @ryankronenbitter2013 3 роки тому +12

      @@Dionyxium same. Song slaps. I feel good getting Rick rolled. Was something else when UA-cam itself rickrolled me with an ad

    • @krankerspast769
      @krankerspast769 3 роки тому +2

      I never got rickrolled :(

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 3 роки тому +1

      @@krankerspast769 ua-cam.com/video/U6rV-wZ2qlw/v-deo.html here you go

    • @krankerspast769
      @krankerspast769 3 роки тому

      @@amirulamani1487 you are the purest evil in existence

  • @RLgenesis
    @RLgenesis 3 роки тому +149

    “ I don’t need a map for the darkness I know so well”=I’m very emo

  • @swishy1260
    @swishy1260 3 роки тому +148

    Ego is much worse when displayed through internet.

    • @oreo7259
      @oreo7259 3 роки тому +7

      I disagree, it's so much more annoying irl

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 3 роки тому

      Ain't that the truth

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому +1

      No, you are wrong. Egoistic behaviour leads to death and destruction in the real world.

  • @incog.lr2
    @incog.lr2 3 роки тому +524

    Stop it Robin, you’re not the worst one...

    • @achimsteinbock2714
      @achimsteinbock2714 3 роки тому +13

      SELF LOVE ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖!!!!!!

    • @skullwoozy95
      @skullwoozy95 3 роки тому +16

      Seriously I started watching Emkay not too long ago but before I was officially into Emkay I only watched videos with Robin's voice 😂

    • @Santawithhishoes
      @Santawithhishoes 3 роки тому +4

      @@achimsteinbock2714 why so many emojis

    • @achimsteinbock2714
      @achimsteinbock2714 3 роки тому +8

      @@Santawithhishoes coz I love y'all 😔

    • @Santawithhishoes
      @Santawithhishoes 3 роки тому +1

      @@achimsteinbock2714 but why

  • @type93thunder
    @type93thunder 3 роки тому +286

    These people are the reason feminists exist.

    • @plutolunaplays
      @plutolunaplays 3 роки тому +2

      theres this guy called entreprenuers in cars and... hes something else. I found him in shorts and hes all alpha and stuff and he wrote a book

    • @troncis2940
      @troncis2940 3 роки тому

      @the golden doomslayer true

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 роки тому +2

      @the golden doomslayer Straight out of a Hatebreed song

    • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount
      @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount 3 роки тому

      @the golden doomslayer ooOoOoh metal? Now I'm interested, what's the name?

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому

      Extremes breed extremes.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 роки тому +107

    "I'm going to ruin yours... *youre* "
    Hes genius of correcting hes grammar the wrong is admirable

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +7

      *H E S*

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      @@TheHotBlade NOT FUNNY

    • @pbjman5809
      @pbjman5809 3 роки тому +2

      That’s not what he was correcting

    • @requem9736
      @requem9736 3 роки тому +3

      no no,
      he was correcting the "If your" part but i see why it's pretty confusing

    • @sonictheeagel7758
      @sonictheeagel7758 3 роки тому

      @@TheHotBlade hews

  • @AlexejCeros
    @AlexejCeros 3 роки тому +9

    “Stupidly secure in your sexuality” is my new favorite quote.

  • @thidderreal
    @thidderreal 3 роки тому +151

    I’m sorry for not watching the whole thing, this is just painful. Goodbye.

    • @choccopau421
      @choccopau421 3 роки тому +4

      Same I have to take my earphones off

    • @caingregory9446
      @caingregory9446 3 роки тому +1

      Understandable, have a good day

    • @ryanhorner3605
      @ryanhorner3605 3 роки тому +7

      I like watching it but it makes me cringe 😂

    • @doomturtle1216
      @doomturtle1216 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanhorner3605 I know right I just want to see these people actually do what they say because they wont

    • @Mezianix
      @Mezianix 3 роки тому +2

      The sub I really hate is r/iamverysmart

  • @FeIine_D
    @FeIine_D 3 роки тому +14

    I remember a line from Far Cry 2
    "Not matter how strong a man is, malaria will always kill"
    Basically "Not matter what power you think you have, it can easily be taken away.

  • @vexjax8966
    @vexjax8966 3 роки тому +387

    The funny thing is, half of the time these guys are dead serious.

    • @num1GOATryan
      @num1GOATryan 3 роки тому +2

      Mk

    • @flakyx6798
      @flakyx6798 3 роки тому +52

      Yeah, I'm not scared of them, I'm scared for them.

    • @Bouncyboy901
      @Bouncyboy901 3 роки тому

      @Lieutenant Waxer true lol

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      @Lieutenant Waxer lol

    • @hazimesahe
      @hazimesahe 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah and because they are acting serious, I cant take them seriously

  • @A_Shadow87
    @A_Shadow87 3 роки тому +113

    We should comment "No, lexi is the worst one" on this, and on lexi's videos, comment "robin is the worst narrator" and see the chaos that ensues.

    • @somanyquestions3113
      @somanyquestions3113 3 роки тому +23

      Some men just want to watch the world burn....

    • @jarix-yt
      @jarix-yt 3 роки тому +4

      So why not *DO YOUR PART* today?

    • @saingi6227
      @saingi6227 3 роки тому +5

      And join us in this *AMAZING EVENT*, because with your help...

    • @chelsss12112
      @chelsss12112 3 роки тому

      Just leave it as Lexi is the worst, because they are

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому +2

      @@chelsss12112 DONT YOU DARE INSULT OUR GODDESS OF CUTENESS YOU BLUBBERMOUTHED MUSTARD STAIN

  • @strrjms
    @strrjms 3 роки тому +118

    “I don’t need a map for the darkness I know so well”
    Well, how would you know it so well if it’s so dark? You got a flashlight, or...?

    • @floridamangames8768
      @floridamangames8768 3 роки тому +3

      That’s good

    • @Bnuuy-2
      @Bnuuy-2 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact: most pirates had eye patches not because they lost an eye, but they wear them so they can see in the dark.

    • @FlameWing-fi1tx
      @FlameWing-fi1tx 3 роки тому +1

      A good sense of touch, and a good memory.

    • @FlameWing-fi1tx
      @FlameWing-fi1tx 3 роки тому

      And social skills.

    • @7th-derp41
      @7th-derp41 3 роки тому +1

      Night vision goggles.

  • @EverecentMoon
    @EverecentMoon 3 роки тому +27

    “You gonna just stand there and bleed” bruh that’s the Walmart I work at, I’ve seen that guy a few times

  • @PimPonio68
    @PimPonio68 3 роки тому +82

    "I am your host Robin, the worst one"
    Everyone: _NO._

  • @casso_4974
    @casso_4974 3 роки тому +9

    I love how that dude with the katana had to look up the Japanese word for death

  • @type93thunder
    @type93thunder 3 роки тому +38

    He dropped his ice cream earlier today, be careful

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 3 роки тому

      BAHAHAH PLEASE-

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt 3 роки тому

      JSKSBSKSBJS

    • @Flame_Bot_Enthusiast
      @Flame_Bot_Enthusiast Рік тому

      I will be "careful" my good sir

  • @KissingIdiaShroud
    @KissingIdiaShroud 3 роки тому +56

    Once someone challenged me to a fight and let’s just say..
    I didn’t fight because I’m way to weak and I don’t like fighting or yelling AT ALL

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 роки тому +525

    I love how everyone who is early, doesn't even watch the video

    • @guillevl5786
      @guillevl5786 3 роки тому +12

      What video??

    • @vyxlfy8520
      @vyxlfy8520 3 роки тому +8

      came back just to say ur stalking me or smth

    • @red35397
      @red35397 3 роки тому +3

      @@vyxlfy8520 maybe if you watch the video so they'll stop, just maybe

    • @Dionyxium
      @Dionyxium 3 роки тому +2

      Why do you keep telling me about videos 5 hours too late

    • @lotematu2812
      @lotematu2812 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was an immage

  • @s1lverwaffles
    @s1lverwaffles 3 роки тому +6

    5:33 I want to point out that the guy literally proved the articals point like
    Article: cops are overly violent
    Guy: IF YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE I WILL BEAT YOU

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 роки тому +99

    These people go out of their way to pretend be edgelords but why?

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 роки тому +23

      They think they look cool.
      It's as cool as a politician flossing.

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 роки тому +5

      @@WolfyFancyLads Just like a politician flossing, the reactions are cooler

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 3 роки тому +13

      Edginess is sometimes seen as an aesthetic. Some people lean in so hard that they forget it’s just an aesthetic and not supposed to define your life

    • @lightningangel45
      @lightningangel45 3 роки тому +3

      Idk ig they’re just trying to seek attention or look cool, probably a combination of both

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 3 роки тому

      Even I think they're trying too damn hard.

  • @greg4ri
    @greg4ri 3 роки тому +26

    these guys are so edgy if i turned their ego into energy it would be more than enough to power the whole universe

  • @nathancheung3601
    @nathancheung3601 3 роки тому +15

    7:40 "to think that a little piece of cloth is gonna suffocate you"
    *Waterboarding has entered the chat*
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Guys, I wear masks too, none of that antimask bs

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 2 роки тому

      find it funny he did just straight up the pedophile part though.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      You are dumb and cowardly for believing that you actually need to wear a mask.

  • @UNV-dk7xk
    @UNV-dk7xk 3 роки тому +14

    Reminds me of a soccer coach who totally fit this and would say that his son is an “alpha male”. He really wanted me on his team and would always tell my dad what he’d do if I was on his team and my dad always told him “good thing he’s not on your team”. Good times

  • @artificerdrachen6908
    @artificerdrachen6908 3 роки тому +3

    If someone refers themselves as a "wolf" and/or "In a wolfpack", they're either a slave to their swollen ego or an otherkin.

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +58

    let's be real
    everyone is a side character of their own life
    whoever they spend the most time with is the main character of their life

    • @tecno5695
      @tecno5695 3 роки тому +4

      couldnt agree more, comrade

    • @greenxenon4
      @greenxenon4 3 роки тому +5

      I’m a background character

    • @SaladKnife.
      @SaladKnife. 3 роки тому +5

      I'm the main character then :D
      nah, im the background character like green xenon.

    • @krankerspast769
      @krankerspast769 3 роки тому

      Damn

    • @dumakey8811
      @dumakey8811 3 роки тому +5

      Im the comedic relief

  • @mrWand.
    @mrWand. 3 роки тому +14

    "I'm your host Robin, the worst one."
    You're the next Damien.

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl
    @LiterallyInklingGirl Рік тому +2

    2:09 the fact he tried correcting himself even tho he was right the first time 😭

  • @nc7718
    @nc7718 3 роки тому +130

    Robin: "I'm your host Robin, the worst one!"
    Nobody liked that

    • @Sirinslament
      @Sirinslament 3 роки тому

      Yeah really nobody did

    • @jeppepedersen7006
      @jeppepedersen7006 3 роки тому +1

      no that would be Damien

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeppepedersen7006 since when
      Damien is the most loved narrator

    • @ImHoly420
      @ImHoly420 3 роки тому

      You little ass he's the best

    • @ImHoly420
      @ImHoly420 3 роки тому +2

      Stop robin is amazing

  • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
    @bloodybutterflygaming1242 3 роки тому +14

    After hearing "it's a mandate, not a law!" about a thousand times, I looked up what the difference was.
    Petty much the only differences are the level of government at which they're passed, and that mandates are generally temporary in response to a specific situation rather than permanent. As far as how they're enforced if police or a judge gets involved, they're identical. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 роки тому +1

      do your research, guys

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      The police can't create mandates. A mandate is on the executive level.

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 2 роки тому

      @@micklyons8858 didn't say they could create them.

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 3 роки тому +18

    The first guy has probably taken a vacation to Hell.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 роки тому +1

      He came to England?

    • @randummm
      @randummm 3 роки тому

      @@WolfyFancyLads lol

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA 3 роки тому +1

      Came back with a Hell themed snowglobe and a fancy pencil eraser with satan on it.

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 3 роки тому +1

      So he's been to florida.

  • @Arterexius
    @Arterexius 3 роки тому +2

    5:50 Robin, check who he replied to. He went badass on the fkn Onion 😂 That dude is a full blown r/whoosh as well, lmfao 🤣

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 3 роки тому +1

      Why does he think fighting writers and editors mean anything, like yeah even if you can do that...The fuck do you gain from it.

  • @Griftyfox
    @Griftyfox 3 роки тому +4

    6:43
    Edge lord's hoodie: You just gonna STAND there and BLEED
    Me: *On my period just trying to buy my f*cking groceries* (T_T)

  • @afterartist158
    @afterartist158 3 роки тому +4

    ‘The Devil asked me how I know my way around the halls of hell so well’ I do not- I am lost- I was supposed to be getting water from the fridge- where am I-

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 3 роки тому +5

    5:15 To be fair, this song makes ya wanna fight just about everything in sight, trust me I've done it.
    And I lost and broke my hand.

  • @skylarblue1246
    @skylarblue1246 2 роки тому +3

    11:14 “I inherently have little to no respect for men who I can physically dominate.”
    So he has no respect for bottoms. But, he has respect for men who can put him in his place and dominate him……which means he’s the bottom, riiiight okay.

  • @natepersino3265
    @natepersino3265 3 роки тому +13

    Robin: Let's get right In there!
    Everyone in the comment section: *Insert Sex joke*

  • @subhumanbeing198
    @subhumanbeing198 2 роки тому +1

    I came across someone like this in real life, guy was hitting on me and backed me against a wall, when I told him thanks but no thanks, he freaked out and told me that a night with him was gonna be like nothing I would ever experience again, I'm shivering with fear at this point because I was only five feet tall, while this guy scaled at around six six. Anyway when I told him I would rather have my first time matter, he snaps and so begins the monologue of "you don't know what evil you have just awoken, I was gonna play nice and be gentle, but clearly you need to be collar trained" or something like that, now I'm crying with fear and only then, my friend I had gone shopping had stopped checking something out. Moral of the story, I have no self worth and am easily manipulated/pushed around, I need protection and support because I will start crying over the smallest things

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      What did he say to you before you declined his offer? What did he say in order to hit on you? What happened after he told you that you needed collar training?

  • @tired_muffin
    @tired_muffin 3 роки тому +5

    Robin: Robin, the worst one
    Me, named Robyn: *confused crying*

  • @mr.mustache1296
    @mr.mustache1296 3 роки тому +7

    @4:29 op literally searched up "what is the japanese word for death" just for that post

  • @chillbakugo4115
    @chillbakugo4115 3 роки тому +4

    "I'm your host robin the worst-"
    *loads gun*
    You dare finish that sentence?

  • @majimasimp
    @majimasimp 3 роки тому +2

    These people are the type that think they live in an anime but little do they know, they're a side character in AoT

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      Not everyone in this video is sad, stop throwing the bad apples in with the good.

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 3 роки тому +3

    That Jason Todd one reminded me of an old friend that used to constantly crap on characters I love and once said she read Death in the Family and “laughed like a wounded sailor with Tourette’s” while doing so......

    • @clubbyvasighn4615
      @clubbyvasighn4615 Рік тому

      I know, its the first time i got genuinely pissed at this sub. I love jason todd/red hood. All the robins really, and its just not a reasonable or healthy reaction, whether it is how they reacted to a situation like that, fictional or otherwise.
      Tbh joker fans also get on my nerves, but its marginally more tolerable to me.

  • @official_shushimaker
    @official_shushimaker 3 роки тому +2

    I love this subreddit so much.
    It's the only time when I don't feel like a disappointment to my family.

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 3 роки тому +6

    6:18
    Okay, guys, I know that usually we are all here to make jokes and stuff.
    But this is a sign of toxic behaviour.
    The person isn't saying "I would defend my homies," as you can probably tell. No, he's intimidating the homies, and would much rather fight for the fun and attention rather than to actually protect you. Chances are, even though you are considered a homie, one small miss-step will cause them to lash out at you, whether physically or emotionally. Or both.
    And even if they didn't have the balls to actually hit someone, they are just wanting to intimidate people. They want toxic attention. They bully, they twist their words, and they are manipulative. Some, so much more than others.
    If you find that someone is like that to you, constantly talking about hurting other people and saying "Oh I have a gun and I'll shoot people" like this person is, please, cut them out of your life. It isn't worth keeping them around (speaking as someone who's had to go through this abuse myself.)
    And, if you can, get them the proper help, because chances are, they are like this because of their own trauma. While I don't really pity them, I'd rather get them to therapy then just let their wounds fester and possibly have a real disaster on our hands.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому +1

      How can you be sure that he is the sort of person that you see he is? It's possible that he is just there to defend himself, he never claimed he wanted to hurt anybody, he just stated that he was armed, you are making something out of this that he didn't say.

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 2 роки тому

      @@micklyons8858 tbh, I don't remember writing my original comment, though you do bring up a valid point
      It is hard to know, at least for me, if the way my imagination twisted the individual is true or not
      Frankly, I based it off of an experience where someone had said similar and that led to me being constantly intimidated and made to seem as lesser, eventually getting to the point where that person hurt my family physically, and I realized much later, hurt me mentally/subconciously. I'm still worried had I stood up for myself, had I stepped out of line, would they have tried to hurt me?
      Seeing the parallels between their manner of speaking and their conveying of being armed led me to believe that they may not want to hurt someone, but maybe want to intimidate, which that act could lead to hurt in some way.
      Though that's simply my own experience, and as humans, we all view experiences differently, and mine is obviously muddled with bias.
      With that being said, it does mean that my evaluation may have been greatly exaggerated and with high potential to be wrong, and I do realize it maybe isn't great advice to follow.
      I do recognize certain flags, good and bad in people, and seeing such flags makes me want to avoid that person out of fear of being hurt again.
      But, like I said, my viewpoint is muddled with bias and so maybe this flag that seems red to me may actually be greatly exaggerated and will simply not work the same way for everyone.
      Though, apologies for my long comments and apologies for my assumptions, along with an apology for twisting what is likely an innocent defense with comparison to someone who was more cruel.

  • @Star_.
    @Star_. 3 роки тому +3

    0:52 that amount of caffeine in anyone would cause an overdose... And for those who are smart and haven't had a caffeine overdose... They're scary like really scary I've had 2 the second one I should have phoned for healthcare but didn't for what ever reason my anxiety riddled brain came up with... I thought I was going to die...... And this is someone who can drink 4 monsters and shrug it off due to good metabolism and ADHD

  • @cosmic-cookies
    @cosmic-cookies 3 роки тому +5

    I once had three gummy bear vitamins instead two.
    Don’t mess with me.

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому +1

      Ok ok i am.sorry i am running

    • @Kris_Sen
      @Kris_Sen 3 роки тому +1

      Your power is too great

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 3 роки тому +1

      Yea? Well, i don't eat all of my vegetables. Beat that.

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 3 роки тому +1

      @@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 you MONSTER! How could you do such a thing?

  • @tougefox3927
    @tougefox3927 3 роки тому +2

    I used to know someone like this. He would constantly tell stories of how dangerous he was, and talk about how he could beat up anyone. He eventually realized how annoying that was and he stopped being like that. He is actually a cool dude now, and is a good friend of mine, but he used to fit right into this subreddit.

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +3

    0:45 lmao imagine thinking you're cool for having a weak heart.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      No one intent on health and fitness drinks this crap.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 роки тому +2

    3:07 my guys got a giant frog in his back

  • @ryanhorner3605
    @ryanhorner3605 3 роки тому +11

    People who refer to themselves as wolves for not wearing a mask don’t wolves have a pack? So what your saying is either you don’t care about the rest of your pack or your a failed lone wolf that has less chance of survival?

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 роки тому

      yes if you dont wear a mask you have less of a chance for survival

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      Wolves are far more independent from others than you are, having teammates is completely different than being some retard that always follows the crowd. Masks are stupid.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      @@jabber7604 No, it's the opposite, masks cause health problems.

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 3 роки тому +2

    Robin DARES call himself the worst one?!

  • @achimsteinbock2714
    @achimsteinbock2714 3 роки тому +11

    You are an amazing narrator, NONE OF THAT SELF HATE SHIT!!!!
    LOVE YOURSELF, COZ I LOVE UUUUU❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual 3 роки тому +1

      I agree with this comment ☝🏻

  • @biyaaheysf
    @biyaaheysf 3 роки тому +1

    4:29 “what is the Japanese word for death” LMAO

  • @Milanka69
    @Milanka69 3 роки тому +9

    Time traveler here to say this vid is good

  • @gr3at.s4ge
    @gr3at.s4ge 3 роки тому +1

    2:12 *"That's the difference between you and I, Silver The Hedgehog."*

  • @Zarkoneous
    @Zarkoneous 3 роки тому +3

    "Oh no I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal leather boots". Megamind

  • @kiwibuddy5341
    @kiwibuddy5341 3 роки тому

    I love that he does the "CAUSE" thing. Like "THAT'S NOT THE WORD" in a single word.

  • @kennythefrog1
    @kennythefrog1 3 роки тому +3

    "You gonna stand there and bleed."
    Yeah because I went for a pad instead of a tampon today.

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 3 роки тому

    4:43 The other dude's baseball bat:
    Home run!
    This guy's better baseball bat:
    You're out!

  • @GooberWorldyt
    @GooberWorldyt 3 роки тому +39

    if you want a friend that got kicked out of hell for being annoying, im here
    if it were a thing, id be on r/iamveryannoying

    • @Bnuuy-2
      @Bnuuy-2 3 роки тому +7

      Bonjor doggo
      I guess you got replaced by Cerberus

    • @ryder9293
      @ryder9293 3 роки тому +7

      Your a doggo, you not annoying

    • @messmermusicals1367
      @messmermusicals1367 3 роки тому

      I love making new friends, so why not!

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 3 роки тому

      Everybody on the internet belongs on there.

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 роки тому

      FELLOW DOGGO

  • @eddiefirstenberg1000
    @eddiefirstenberg1000 3 роки тому +2

    Some guy trying to sound badass: I'm 6'3" 200lbs
    Me: my brother is 5'8" 250lbs and can benchpress you, you're not badass at all.

  • @CardiacYew-xt5zq
    @CardiacYew-xt5zq 3 роки тому +5

    4:02 plot twist: Tom works at a blood drive

  • @ragingsloth6605
    @ragingsloth6605 3 роки тому +1

    “I’m 6’3 and 200 pounds!”
    Cool. I’m 6’0 and I have a gun.

  • @grahammitchell5201
    @grahammitchell5201 3 роки тому +24

    If you're reading this, have a great day!

  • @ChickenNugget-lu4uq
    @ChickenNugget-lu4uq 3 роки тому +1

    The amount of edge in this video is able to give me a perfect haircuts

  • @greengrecko4566
    @greengrecko4566 3 роки тому +4

    2:03 he correct himself when he wasn’t wrong 💀💀

  • @theadventuresoflunathedog9005
    @theadventuresoflunathedog9005 3 роки тому +2

    These people think they can commit murder but they are probably to scared to ask for extra ketchup packets at McDonald’s

  • @Lemon-jx7wp
    @Lemon-jx7wp 3 роки тому +11

    This r/ is basically r/cringetopia for adults

    • @spookyubers1202
      @spookyubers1202 3 роки тому

      Can't agree more.

    • @wk1552
      @wk1552 3 роки тому

      Im not sure if they are adult, but for sure not intelectually

  • @bird_b0nezz
    @bird_b0nezz Рік тому +1

    i hate that they use mental illnesses as a excuse, ive been in a fucked up mind set for ages and all it did was traumatise me

  • @sundownermgr
    @sundownermgr 3 роки тому +4

    3:14 bruh my dad is 6'5 Samoan man and he's the literal *runt* of his biological siblings
    He makes 6'3 look small compared to dad

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 3 роки тому +2

      He’s making 6’3 sound like its such a big deal...Like bruh I’m 6’4” and I think weigh around 250lbs or somewhere below/above it and I’m 17. I ain’t muscular at all, just a bit fat.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      @@johntaco861 If you are 250lbs at 6'4 you are either big built or obese.

  • @vendettaflame8663
    @vendettaflame8663 Рік тому +2

    I like to purposely irritate people who act like this just to see what they will actually do XD

  • @Delta21OnYT
    @Delta21OnYT 3 роки тому +8

    Robin, you're not the worst narrator, you're the second worst narrator just above Slazo

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 роки тому

      @@pat8060 It was a joke, all of the narrator's are really good and Robin is my 2nd favorite narrator lol. Cant really talk shit about Slazo since he created the channel but thought I would say this

  • @gabrielcarter4822
    @gabrielcarter4822 3 роки тому

    "You mess with the bull, you get the horns". How I hope that kid is a Breakfast Club fan.

  • @notwumbeed4605
    @notwumbeed4605 3 роки тому +10

    I ain’t first,
    I ain’t last,
    but when that man posts,
    I click fast

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому

      First one of these being original that I've seen in a long time. Well done mate

  • @mrloaded2513
    @mrloaded2513 3 роки тому

    1:32 "Im that one dude who never smiles"
    Also me who is physically not able to smile because of how my face is made

  • @Milla931
    @Milla931 3 роки тому +3

    6:29 are you CRAZY?!?!?
    Read the book Ghost Boys. A boy brought a PLASTIC gun to school and gave it to a friend. Later while walking home the friend was shot by a police officer and died,

  • @HaileyFast
    @HaileyFast 3 роки тому

    time stap: 3:27
    Me wearing ranboo merch and sees 6'6 man with glasses and a white and black mask on: *puts the ranboo merch on person* "IS THAT RANBOO MERCH"
    Ranboo: *runs to me*
    person: wah
    Ranboo: "you zcvx,m?>have been ranboozled"

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 3 роки тому +3

    If you are a healthy adult, and a standard cotton mask suffocates you, that’s not a big loss for society.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      A cotton mask is definitely suffocating, these Chinese face masks are notorious for causing pneumonia and breathing problems, they aren't as porous to air as you might think.

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 2 роки тому

      @@micklyons8858 Can a girl get a source?

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 2 роки тому

      @@nooneinparticular469 Can a retard who believes in pandemics think critically?

  • @justinwang8876
    @justinwang8876 2 роки тому

    4:39 "what is the Japanese word for death"
    Oh my fucking god I'm dying

  • @snipeland213
    @snipeland213 3 роки тому +12

    Pov: You saw a comment and thought, "Damm i wish i wrote that"

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      Nah i don't comment i reply and then start arguments

    • @snipeland213
      @snipeland213 3 роки тому

      ​@@hornetisvoider oh you tryna throw hands?

  • @pastel_moth_guts
    @pastel_moth_guts 2 роки тому +1

    I love how many of them claim to be able to kill without batting an eye. Thing is, tons of people can do that. It's called ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵘⁿˢᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ

  • @nikkohimari
    @nikkohimari 3 роки тому +8

    So this is where the deep 14 year olds go when they turn 15

    • @Grabenkult7734
      @Grabenkult7734 3 роки тому +1

      @Emerson Flores oi mate yer got a loicense for dat?

    • @nikkohimari
      @nikkohimari 3 роки тому +2

      @@AmmyWulf *flips out k license* fools..

    • @Grabenkult7734
      @Grabenkult7734 3 роки тому +2

      @@AmmyWulf oi mate yer got a loicense askin me samthin?

    • @nikkohimari
      @nikkohimari 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grabenkult7734 yes

    • @Grabenkult7734
      @Grabenkult7734 3 роки тому +2

      @@AmmyWulf oi yer better it is or else de queen might perish for as we are not able to know

  • @a1bin0tadp0l3
    @a1bin0tadp0l3 3 роки тому +1

    I unfortunately remember having this cringey mentality when I was a teenager. Once life puts you on your ass a few times you start to change your perspective.

  • @babydai5472
    @babydai5472 3 роки тому +5

    It genuinely scares me that people like this are actually out there existing among everyone else

  • @idontlikepowdereddonuts8623
    @idontlikepowdereddonuts8623 2 роки тому

    "the devil asked me how I knew my way around hell, I told him I don't need a map for the darkness that I know so well." The cat in the hat had said

  • @BetterCallElPepe
    @BetterCallElPepe 3 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: stop looking at the comments and watch the video.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 роки тому +1

    7:50 Okay, that one broke me.
    11:10 Okay Sophia Hess

  • @koaxriri
    @koaxriri 3 роки тому +4

    These are just as cringe as joker quotes.
    They are so bad they’re good 😭

  • @thaiscammer
    @thaiscammer 3 роки тому +1

    Badasses dont have to prove that they're badass. Actual badasses stub their toe and get ko'd and pass out for 10 minutes instead of 15 😎.

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 роки тому +13

    Day 229 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

    • @EliVanguard
      @EliVanguard 3 роки тому

      Hi asking for some feedback, I'm dead

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      Please give up

    • @mr.scarlo2234
      @mr.scarlo2234 3 роки тому

      @skyF̸l̸a̸m̸e̸ Did I?

    • @mr.scarlo2234
      @mr.scarlo2234 3 роки тому

      @skyF̸l̸a̸m̸e̸, what did I put on the videos two days ago?

  • @ajaxgamr4458
    @ajaxgamr4458 3 роки тому

    Cloth with string: asked to be worn
    Randoms: and I took that offensively.