Habitually Fat & Angry ft. The Fat Electrician AngryCops & Habitual Linecrosser | Unsubscribe Ep 156

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Scott-od1xg
    @Scott-od1xg 7 місяців тому +917

    So I am a German native who moved to America not to long ago. Yesterday I was working I am a security guard and was called a "parking nazis" it my head I was wondering what would happen if I begain to yell at the lady in deutsch using only platitudes and compliments

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 6 місяців тому +184

      If you do that.....please secretly record it. You should never post it, but I totally want to see it!

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 6 місяців тому +74

      Omg! I want to see this a video now. I don't want you to get fired but I want to see it sooo bad

    • @hibikiverney4146
      @hibikiverney4146 6 місяців тому +24

      Do it😂

    • @lcpltaylorusmc91
      @lcpltaylorusmc91 6 місяців тому +29

      Oh I would die laughing!

    • @wherdgo
      @wherdgo 6 місяців тому +76

      That would go viral in a second. "I LOVE YOUR DRESS! YOU'RE SO PRETTY!" I would watch the shit out of angry german compliments.

  • @chachy3369
    @chachy3369 7 місяців тому +932

    When I was in the Navy stationed in Japan I visited Hiroshima, our tour guide was a Japanese woman who was in her 80s, someone asked her what her opinion of us dropping the nuke was and her response was "we started it, you finished it"

    • @Dreckmal01
      @Dreckmal01 7 місяців тому +161

      She is not wrong.
      And that is why you do NOT fuck with our boats.

    • @Pookie-o9g
      @Pookie-o9g 7 місяців тому +61

      @@Dreckmal01otherwise we’ll make some Rice Krispies

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 7 місяців тому +79

      Most of the Japanese are quite humble about the whole thing just as most Americans are. They aren't gonna go around disrespecting the lives lost at Pearl Harbor and most Americans aren't gonna go around to random people in Hiroshima or Nagasaki going "lol we nuked your grandmother"

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 7 місяців тому

      @@lsswappedcessnakey word most. I remember that one live streamer who lacks the part of the brain that controls your common sense and basic human decency. It was funny as hell to hear about how he got the shit beat out of him by some gang of Japanese dudes like wtf were you expecting would happen?

    • @DJSkittles365
      @DJSkittles365 6 місяців тому +3

      Youz wuz ins Kuni?

  • @NeedsMorePants
    @NeedsMorePants 7 місяців тому +3278

    Look, I'm not arguing for nukes or against nukes, but the last time nuclear weaponry was deployed on humanity, we got Anime as a result

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  7 місяців тому +623

      😂😂

    • @armoredcoreexile
      @armoredcoreexile 7 місяців тому +250

      In that case if we do it again do we make anime real?

    • @NewbombTurk.
      @NewbombTurk. 7 місяців тому +308

      @@armoredcoreexile Nah, you just end up multiplying the tentacle hentai....

    • @Tojoblindeye
      @Tojoblindeye 7 місяців тому +139

      ​@NewbombTurk. So... Win win right?

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 7 місяців тому +81

      OTOH we also got good consumer electronics, reliable sub-compact cars...

  • @pinhead61187
    @pinhead61187 6 місяців тому +209

    I just wanted y’all to know that as a grown ass adult WITH autism, your particular brand of ‘tism jokes combined with wholehearted and unwavering support is EXACTLY what I need in life.

    • @staceymalchow4528
      @staceymalchow4528 2 місяці тому +4

      I worked fairly closely with individuals with autism for 12 years. I feel it's because the panel consider people living with autism as just as human as they are. At least that's what I hope is going on. These guys sound like a blast to hang out with.

    • @pinhead61187
      @pinhead61187 2 місяці тому +7

      @@staceymalchow4528 Eli’s son has it so I’m sure he’s met people on all ends of the spectrum and that’s where he’s coming from.

    • @trippieau
      @trippieau 2 місяці тому +4

      Glad to see people that get a joke is a joke and when it comes from the right place it isn't offensive, not saying that's always the case but definitely get that feeling from these guys (that it come's from the right place)

    • @markmitchell457
      @markmitchell457 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm a retired computer systems engineer, and I worked over a decade with people on the spectrum. The best engineers we had.

    • @Helmfam2018
      @Helmfam2018 Місяць тому +2

      My wife is autistic(1st/2nd tier), and our son just recieved his official diagnosis for 3rd tier spectrum(deep end) today. My family tree has history, and I think I also have a personal link that's never been diagnosed.
      I don't find a word said on the podcasts offensive, as there is clearly nuance to any subject; and we've experienced rough lives to understand the humor. While I love each of the channels that mainline this show, Unsub really has grown to become one of the top 3 for me. I hope we can go see one of the live events soon, but we're drinking in the lot. Fuck venue prices😂.

  • @merrick1588
    @merrick1588 3 місяці тому +73

    Neil Degrass Tyson: "Pluto is not a planet."
    Pluto: "And you're not Carl Sagan so fuck off."

    • @duanebrimhall2556
      @duanebrimhall2556 Місяць тому +7

      Pluto also has Charon, Nix, Styx, Kerberos, and Hydra as Moons that orbit it. I really believe that calling it a "Dwarf Planet" is totally wrong.

    • @Winters_Folly
      @Winters_Folly Місяць тому

      Both of them just stated best guesses as the absolute correct answers.

  • @seanwattles9264
    @seanwattles9264 7 місяців тому +1770

    OMFG "It's like Tremors but with Jews" damn near fell out my chair.

    • @dragozaf88
      @dragozaf88 7 місяців тому +84

      bro i'm jewish and i damn near DIED lol'ing at it haha

    • @williamwest9204
      @williamwest9204 7 місяців тому +5

      XD

    • @jamesares509
      @jamesares509 7 місяців тому +6

      Best quote so far 🤣

    • @jordanrich4850
      @jordanrich4850 7 місяців тому +16

      I had to pause for a minute to stop laughing! Damn Rich is a funny dude!

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 7 місяців тому +54

      That poor guy from NYC is still out there waiting his apology. "I told you lot _for years_ I could hear Yiddish coming from the walls!"

  • @estoque83
    @estoque83 7 місяців тому +2572

    "Habitually fat and angry" - I now have a new and accurate way to describe myself to people.

    • @kevinharmon3697
      @kevinharmon3697 7 місяців тому +22

      You and me both brother

    • @michaelreetz7026
      @michaelreetz7026 7 місяців тому +26

      I think I need this on a t shirt

    • @patrickelze3532
      @patrickelze3532 7 місяців тому +5

      I need this shirt in my life

    • @DannyBradshaw
      @DannyBradshaw 7 місяців тому +3

      Guilty as charged here too!🤣

    • @JonStockman82
      @JonStockman82 7 місяців тому +11

      is this the support group I need? I fit the description.

  • @Biggity_068
    @Biggity_068 7 місяців тому +528

    "A missile with swords is pointless"
    I assure you, sir, each one of those swords looked very pointy.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 6 місяців тому +17

      I swear they went to the same 3rd grader that drew a machinegun that shoots grenades 😂

    • @Gearshoot
      @Gearshoot 6 місяців тому +19

      @@trailblazer632 and then they BUILT IT AND CALLED IT AN AUTOMATIC GRENADE LAUNCHER.

    • @4thought___
      @4thought___ 6 місяців тому +2

      R9X Hellfire 🔥🚀

    • @abemulich733
      @abemulich733 5 місяців тому +1

      This comment almost made me puke I laughed so hard!!!!!

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman 4 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@Gearshoot And the Marines (I'm sure it's not just them who use it 😂) have been lovin' it ever since

  • @0Sirk0
    @0Sirk0 6 місяців тому +50

    This podcast is acutally unbiased.
    Take the piss out of everyone, respect people who have actually dealt with real shit.
    And everyone will laugh and give props.

  • @justintexeira1799
    @justintexeira1799 7 місяців тому +624

    I want a HALO ODST action comedy short film where these guys are the ODST team. Angrycops is the fire team leader, fat electrician is doc, HLC is the tech guy, and Eli is the sniper. The entire premise is they got dropped way off target and are now lost in covenant territory and are trying to find their way back to friendly lines.

    • @kozyobiwan
      @kozyobiwan 7 місяців тому +33

      This would be so good 😂

    • @alexfranz817
      @alexfranz817 7 місяців тому +49

      It would sure be a hell of a lot better than the last several seasons of Red vs Blue

    • @beanssnaeb3154
      @beanssnaeb3154 7 місяців тому +6

      We need this

    • @kommieplot
      @kommieplot 7 місяців тому +25

      I would spend an embarrassing amount of money supporting this

    • @justintexeira1799
      @justintexeira1799 7 місяців тому +35

      @@kommieplot somebody tell Eli. I’m sure if we get his tism on board, this could definitely happen.

  • @AlecGR
    @AlecGR 7 місяців тому +668

    Just look at the Japanese prison guard smile and go “ you shouldn’t have touched the boats”

    • @TDoubleDub
      @TDoubleDub 7 місяців тому +34

      🎶"...I got sunshiiiiine.... on a cloudy day....~"🎵

    • @Irongiantman007
      @Irongiantman007 7 місяців тому

      You can touch the boats all you want as long as you're a middle eastern country with silly little hats.
      Remember the Liberty

    • @Ragingroxes
      @Ragingroxes 7 місяців тому +16

      🎶Here comes the sun, do do di do🎶

    • @saintsinner6195
      @saintsinner6195 7 місяців тому +12

      "It's gonna be a bright.....bright.....sunshiny day"

    • @JZStudiosonline
      @JZStudiosonline Місяць тому

      ...he touched the butt!

  • @WillyPanama
    @WillyPanama 7 місяців тому +330

    "I'm Nick, I work here; fuck off"
    Damn near spit my drink out

  • @Dad84
    @Dad84 5 місяців тому +24

    This was like watching every open bay barracks conversation I’ve had with my squad ever 😂😂 18 years of memories just came flooding back thanks guys

  • @SerotoninCrunch
    @SerotoninCrunch 7 місяців тому +15

    Another thing: don't know if you guys will see this but...
    HOLY SHIT THIS PODCAST CHANGED MY LIFE. All the 'tism talk had me questioning things about myself, as I have been diagnosed with ADHD but not ASD yet. Literally just had an appointment with my psychiatrist, he said he's 90% sure I'm on the spectrum but to see a therapist who can give that kind of evaluation and set up a developmental history/timeline to see how/why/where the spectrum may have affected me.
    AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE I HEARD YOU GUYS MENTION LINING UP TOYS SEVERAL EPISODES AGO! It snowballed from their and brought so many childhood memories flooding back to me.
    Fucking legends, all of you.

  • @joshfine8941
    @joshfine8941 7 місяців тому +129

    The “I ❤️ communism” shirt being $1000 and only coming in size small is fucking hilarious.

    • @Sledge11701
      @Sledge11701 2 місяці тому +3

      It’s $1,00,000 now

  • @CodyZelinka
    @CodyZelinka 7 місяців тому +451

    As a Jewish man I laughed at all of these jokes, I love you guys

    • @Sturmischer
      @Sturmischer 7 місяців тому +16

      I second this.

    • @spikejnz
      @spikejnz 7 місяців тому +12

      Thirded.

    • @nunyalastname-ej8vl
      @nunyalastname-ej8vl 7 місяців тому

      Because Jews ain't 🐈🐱.
      Funny is just funny. Yup I a Christian redneck living in the Ozarks . Laugh at us all the time. We aint 🐈🐱s either funny is just funny.

    • @Voyagersk9
      @Voyagersk9 7 місяців тому +3

      This is great! So funny!

    • @deadlikedisco4726
      @deadlikedisco4726 7 місяців тому +10

      Oy with the heat and the sand. I'm schvitzing up a storm I might plotz

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 7 місяців тому +232

    With any other group I consider Fat Electrician the funniest person in the room with the best one-liners, but Drill Sergeant AC is something else. That's a sharp wit with an even sharper tongue.

    • @bsbrum
      @bsbrum 7 місяців тому +5

      Precisely what I thought, too.

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 7 місяців тому +3

      Longest I've ever seen FE sit quiet

    • @Ussmak
      @Ussmak 7 місяців тому +2

      He's damn near Voltaire level. AC is truly a gift.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm a massive fan of TFE but yeah, AC got that on lockdown

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 місяців тому +3

      That was full-fledged drill sergeant humor. One can only dream to have wits like that. 😂

  • @bschumann77
    @bschumann77 6 місяців тому +15

    This podcast is the best commercial for ADD awareness
    going down rabbit holes left and right, I love it.

  • @JohnPaulHare
    @JohnPaulHare 7 місяців тому +22

    The 12 Days of BUFF-mas is such a fantastic idea, I can't wait to see that video come out. Also Rich getting absolutely HEATED about the fake basic training people and banging on the table to emphasize his point was incredible. I understand that level of frustration so well. This was great, I hope Habitually Fat and Angry becomes a semi-regular occurrence on the podcast.
    Also, Nic being only 29 is a total mind-bender. I'm freaking 29. That's wild.

  • @NotALot-xm6gz
    @NotALot-xm6gz 7 місяців тому +494

    I was like “That’s just an Afrika Korps patch…” and then I saw the Totenkopf “Death’s Head” skull. Someone’s career is done.

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 7 місяців тому +26

      The totenkopf traces back to the north german confederation. I know amerishits are bad at world history, but come on.

    • @patricktennant1585
      @patricktennant1585 7 місяців тому +119

      Most European history isn't that important to us. Just like your countries. We have states with more gdp now and we helped rebuild most of yours.

    • @bzkshane
      @bzkshane 7 місяців тому +87

      @@lordderpington8021I mean European history isn’t in our curriculum just like American history isn’t in theirs. Mostly. Like how most of Europe thinks WW2 fully ended when the Germans surrendered since that’s what is taught. But in America WW2 didn’t end until we dropped the atomic bombs on Japan and they surrendered since we were also on the pacific front past the German surrender. So it’s just one of those things we don’t know right off the bat without deep diving into very certain stuff on our own on this side of the pond

    • @82ndAbnVet
      @82ndAbnVet 7 місяців тому +71

      @@lordderpington8021 You haven't been important enough to us to care about your history since 1776.

    • @rrmordikay
      @rrmordikay 7 місяців тому +46

      @@lordderpington8021 pretty much the same argument is brought up for the swastika (her-dur, it's a symbol for luck in india der-hur) or the double S (it's just old runes, bro, chill) but you KNOW it's not a valid point.
      The meaning of those symbols today is crystal clear to everybody who recognizes them. The only defense would be "oh i didn't know, I just thought it looked like a cool skull" and that really only makes you look dumb.

  • @ArsonalTech
    @ArsonalTech 7 місяців тому +128

    I saw the announcement at the beginning of the video that this is the last week for the autism awareness. Both my brother and myself have it and I have been dying to get the shirt, but I’m fat. I’ve been doing a diet, and have lost 40lbs in the last 2 months, so I bought it in a size I want to fit into. Anyways, I’ve held off because I’m fat, but this will be my reward once I’ve lost all the weight! Thanks for brightening our days guys!

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  7 місяців тому +50

      You got this!!

    • @jacobpieters4500
      @jacobpieters4500 7 місяців тому +5

      Hell yes dude, you got this!

    • @longguning1362
      @longguning1362 7 місяців тому +5

      "Too easy my guy! Keep pushing dude, you got this!"

    • @ChefAtPlay
      @ChefAtPlay 7 місяців тому +2

      You got this man! Props on you for sticking with it. Keep it up

    • @MarioMoralesNeo
      @MarioMoralesNeo 7 місяців тому +5

      Fuck yeah dude. I lost 80 doing nothing but simple keto. It feels amazing and when you look back you're just like, why didn't I do this sooner? Imagine my surprise when I could see my weiner again! 😂

  • @wigglyjiggly4498
    @wigglyjiggly4498 7 місяців тому +122

    Brandon's campaign manager is unfathomably relieved that he wasn't on this one.

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 7 місяців тому +1

      "Like tremors, but with j3ws!" 😂

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 5 місяців тому +8

      I think Brandon's campaign manager is unfathomably relieved that the campaign is over.

  • @richardhowells5804
    @richardhowells5804 7 місяців тому +25

    For anybody wondering, they're referencing a sketch from 'That Mitchell and Webb look, are we the baddies'.

  • @lewissmith5945
    @lewissmith5945 7 місяців тому +14

    AC isn't wrong about how Neil acted how he was at that trail but I do agree with Neil about if the only evidence to convict was eye witness testimony is always a shakey thing to base off of because of the way memory can be altered

  • @ewright28
    @ewright28 7 місяців тому +439

    Live show was fantastic but still waiting on my "Touch grass, eat ass" - Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt!!!!

    • @reanukeevesau
      @reanukeevesau 7 місяців тому +6

      Same!!

    • @ADHD_Moose
      @ADHD_Moose 7 місяців тому +7

      Id buy the shit outta this shirt!

    • @adrianfernandez1211
      @adrianfernandez1211 7 місяців тому +4

      I’ll by that shirt the day it drops

    • @birdistheword5938
      @birdistheword5938 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm still waiting for my full metal autism shirt too!

    • @jebbiedie1417
      @jebbiedie1417 7 місяців тому +5

      I made it into a decal. It's been on my truck for months 😅

  • @82ndAbnVet
    @82ndAbnVet 7 місяців тому +113

    I broke my back on a jump in 87 (it was a compression fracture and not actually snapping my spine into 2). My back is still screwed up 6 ways from Sunday. I tried 3 times to file a claim with the VA. Even with medical records and documentation of the injury, the VA still determined that my back problems are not service connected. A Veteran buddy of mine says that the VA only cares about treating mental disorders with medication. According to him, the VA gets kickbacks from Pharmaceuticals for prescribing drugs, so unless they can make money off of you, you probably will get denied.

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 7 місяців тому +6

      That's not comforting, I just got my rating for back injury and mental stuff.

    • @tomeickhorst6787
      @tomeickhorst6787 7 місяців тому +5

      Find a neurosurgeon and go to them once you have mri and ct scan proof and a file of what they say go back to the VA

    • @Razgriz85
      @Razgriz85 7 місяців тому

      Explains why veterans were experimented on with LSD and other mind altering drugs.

    • @eddiesanders3383
      @eddiesanders3383 7 місяців тому +3

      Just like Dr's

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому

      The VA alone is why I'm glad I didn't get through MEPS.
      That is beyond effed up.

  • @BerZerker1963
    @BerZerker1963 7 місяців тому +37

    UH = Utility Helicopter, example UH-1 HUEY;
    MH = Multi-mission Helicopter, ex. MH-60 Black Hawk;
    AH = Attack Helicopter, ex. AH-64 Apache;
    CH = Cargo helicopter, ex. CH-47 Chinook (or Shithook);
    LOACH = Light Observation Attack Cargo Helicopter, ex. LH-6, OH-6, AH-6, CH-6 (Little Bird series, all commonly referred to as a LOACH);
    S = Heavy lift ex. S-64 Skycrane (a heavily modified CH-54)

    • @johnn1250
      @johnn1250 7 місяців тому +1

      "S" just used for Sikorsky. Example the Sikorsky S-70, the S-70 is the civilian version of the UH-60. Just like the military UH-1 is also known as the civilian Bell 204/205.
      "SH" can be used for some naval helicopters like the SH-60 Sea Hawk, SH-3 Sea King

    • @BerZerker1963
      @BerZerker1963 7 місяців тому +1

      @johnn1250 Good sir, I stand corrected. The S-60 was the Sikorsky experimental version, which then developed into the S-64. Initially the aircraft were designated the S-64A. With a production order from the Army, including numerous configuration and performance changes, including wider chord blades, the aircraft were designated the CH-54A by the Army and the S-64E in Sikorsky terminology. After a number of years of production, the mission capabilities were expanded again with the CH-54B/S-64F configuration.
      Upon a slightly deeper dive, I found a more complete list:
      A - Ground Attack ("A" is from Attack)
      B - Bomber
      C - Transport ("C" from Cargo mover)
      E - Special Electronic Installation ("E" stands for the addition of extensive Electronic equipment)
      F - Fighter (air combat, think of the "F" for Fighting/dogFighting)
      H - Search and Rescue (Think of the "H" as in Hospital, flying Hospital ships, and also the common destination for those who are rescued)
      K - Tanker (think of the "K" in tanker or Kerosene, it carries and transfers aviation fuel--frequently a kerosene blend--in flight to other aircraft)
      L - Laser-equipped (Laser weaponry against air and ground targets; a new designation); Light
      M - Multi-mission (A wide variety of possible missions)
      O - Observation (Observation of enemy or potential enemy positions)
      P - "P" for Patrol, maritime (as in over the ocean)
      NOTE: Prior to 1962's "modernized" designations, "P" was commonly used for WWI, WWII and Korean War "Pursuit" planes, the first fighter/interceptors
      R - Reconnaissance (air reconnaissance of enemy forces, territory, and facilities)
      S - Anti-Submarine ("S" from enemy Submarines' search, locate, and attack)
      T - Trainer
      U - Utility (base support aircraft)
      X - Special Research ("X" from experimental design and developmental pure research programs, with no operational mission intended or feasible.)
      Here are my reference's for this: www.wikihow.com/Understand-US-Military-Aircraft-Designations
      www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/Portals/7/documents/education/teacher_resource_aircraft_mission_symbols.pdf
      sikorskyarchives.com/home/sikorsky-product-history/helicopter-innovation-era/sikorsky-s-64/

  • @Mark_87
    @Mark_87 6 місяців тому +4

    I was very happy to buy a few shirts to help the tisms
    I'm still elated at how good of a dad you are, Eli.
    Coming from a man who had an amazing Dad for almost 40 years❤👌👍

  • @hannahmcvey7156
    @hannahmcvey7156 5 місяців тому +8

    I wish you all could have met my grandpa to hear his stories.
    He was a Marine sniper in Vietnam, he spent a lot of time in Camp Legeune, was eventually shot and medivaced out. When they were lifting off in the Bell UH-1 he wasn't strapped in properly, it banked, he rolled out and broke his back in multiple places.
    He ended up with two titanium rods, 16 screws, and a spinal cord stimulator. He just passed away this past Christmas Eve from his 9th heart attack.

    • @Scooby-Doo_Villain
      @Scooby-Doo_Villain Місяць тому +1

      RIP to your granpa but damn does it sound like he scared the daylights out of the reaper for years. Tough as nails to keep kicking after all that!!

    • @hannahmcvey7156
      @hannahmcvey7156 Місяць тому

      @@Scooby-Doo_Villain sure did!

    • @JZStudiosonline
      @JZStudiosonline Місяць тому

      Only nine? Couldn't even make the big 1-0.

  • @ScareCrow90
    @ScareCrow90 7 місяців тому +108

    Yo, Habitual, you don't have hearing problems. The movie industry has sound mixing problems. There's a reason why Millenials and everyone younger don't watch anything without subtitles anymore.

    • @SerotoninCrunch
      @SerotoninCrunch 7 місяців тому +13

      I haven't really noticed this... however for a few years now audio mixing has been dogshit in video games so I always have subtitles on for those

    • @Christo613
      @Christo613 7 місяців тому +1

      Truth

    • @nodicewhatadrag298
      @nodicewhatadrag298 7 місяців тому +1

      *subs are on*
      *1988*
      Hey.
      Shut up. 😂😂
      What's the point if I can't follow plot points and fully experience character development?

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 7 місяців тому +1

      I have pretty good hearing for an old guy, so I get to gaslight the misses into thinking she is deaf

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 7 місяців тому +1

      they seem to be mixing it as if you are only listening by headphones, beacuse you can actually hear what is going on if you watch with some

  • @gigabyteguru2452
    @gigabyteguru2452 7 місяців тому +116

    Eli: Operator: flashbang out
    Nick: Educator: quackbang out
    Rich: …….. Rich: ass out.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops 7 місяців тому

      Ass out!

    • @michaelmarrone8753
      @michaelmarrone8753 5 місяців тому +4

      You left out Ethan (HLC) with Play me out.

    • @staceymalchow4528
      @staceymalchow4528 2 місяці тому +1

      I had the thought that it could be HLC: LOL until I pass out...

  • @oFFtheWall518
    @oFFtheWall518 7 місяців тому +75

    Rich saying he can't do a Jewish accent and then doing a PERFECT Jewish accent is 100% exactly how I am with French accents. If it's off the cuff, I nail it. But if I'm trying to do it, it's not even close.

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 4 місяці тому +9

      He sounded exactly like the old Hasidic dudes my dad used to play chess with at the park. Good shit. 😆

  • @DarthTormentis
    @DarthTormentis 7 місяців тому +16

    “Habitually Fatter and Angrier” the title for the next time these guys are together

  • @Eli-we1rs
    @Eli-we1rs 7 місяців тому +3

    As a veteran I cant express how much I enjoy this podcast. Every time I listen I feel like I am hanging with the bois. Thank y’all so much.

  • @jackhuston5298
    @jackhuston5298 7 місяців тому +165

    HLC, Nic, Eli and Angry Cops in the same room? All we need is Cody and Congressman Herrera and the Avengers theme music will start blasting

    • @vladimirmihnev9702
      @vladimirmihnev9702 7 місяців тому +23

      Do you mean the "Offenders" theme song

    • @CynicalRebelGaming
      @CynicalRebelGaming 7 місяців тому +15

      I hate to say it but in this particular video it's a good thing Brandon wasn't on this one because that Tony guy he is running against would Definitely use that Jew segment against him

    • @habitualgaming89
      @habitualgaming89 7 місяців тому +1

      You are so right

    • @Fadaar
      @Fadaar 7 місяців тому +6

      @@CynicalRebelGaming *Ernest

    • @Brendan_r1des
      @Brendan_r1des 7 місяців тому +9

      You also need Nikko Ortiz, and we’ll have the single funniest and most unhinged video ever

  • @donjoling9639
    @donjoling9639 7 місяців тому +89

    My teen, a Sr in HS (and is autistic) watched the episode with AJ. He then said “dad, I HAVE to have the Full Metal t-shirt!” I ordered 2, one for each of us. So happy to have found you guys! Keep it up! (I was a Seabee FWIW. Thanks for all y’all’s service!)

  • @tylermarks7463
    @tylermarks7463 7 місяців тому +47

    Thanks for supporting autism.
    I was medically retired in 2013,that same year my daughter was diagnosed with autism. I spent the past 11 years taken care of her. The discipline and patience i learned over seas helped me understand and deal with the difficulty of some situations with her.
    Once again thank you

  • @psykotisyinc
    @psykotisyinc 7 місяців тому +8

    This is the first podcast that I've ever been interested enough to listen to all the way through. These 4 guys are the PERFECT COMBINATION!
    And I'm not even a vet, just a regular dude who's a big fan of HLC and Fat Electrician

  • @thegoofygulagbros.8576
    @thegoofygulagbros.8576 7 місяців тому +2

    Eli, being emotional talking about certain sponsers warms my heart. 😢, love you Eli, youre awesome!

  • @BoiStudio
    @BoiStudio 7 місяців тому +337

    “Will you make a new theme song?”
    “Yesn’t”

    • @lwxflowxwl
      @lwxflowxwl 7 місяців тому +6

      Bro I asked for like 16 weeks straight

    • @BoiStudio
      @BoiStudio 7 місяців тому +4

      @@lwxflowxwl I saw those comments, I needed to see if I could stand up for you brother!

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 7 місяців тому +4

      Didn't tactical turtleneck make an offenders theme song?

    • @mattp9574
      @mattp9574 7 місяців тому +4

      I’m close to having full lyrics… no joke…. I work on for next week drop

  • @ethansmith9065
    @ethansmith9065 7 місяців тому +91

    "Its like Tremors, but with Jews" i think i had a stroke. Laughed until the Whitaker eye happened.

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 7 місяців тому +52

    My grandfather was from a small town, and THANKFULLY he decided to go to college shortly before WW2. He got drafted shortly after signing up for college, but while he was sent to Europe, all the men from his home town were sent to the Pacific and the vast majority of them that survived spent several years in Japanese POW camps. For a couple of generations, WW2 was an off-limits topic for a lot of people in that town, because all of the sons, fathers, and brothers of that generation came home shells of their former selves (physically, mentally, and emotionally), and Japan and all things Japanese was very much seen as not tolerated. It wasn't the kind of town you drove a Japanese car in.

  • @givemethemusicd
    @givemethemusicd 4 місяці тому +2

    What's interesting about the ''thunder screech'' is the sound wasn't what you would expect with 900 sonic booms per minute. It is very consistent to the ear. A shrill concussive ''screech''.

  • @Shablagoo7861
    @Shablagoo7861 5 місяців тому +2

    Habitual linecrosser was a lot nicer than I imagined.. hes very chill but so knowledgeable he fits in great

  • @usernamealreadytaken9330
    @usernamealreadytaken9330 7 місяців тому +38

    Space nerd here. Pluto got kick out planets roster because there are a bunches of similar size objects floating around in Oort cloud. So instead of add a lot of stuff into our planetary system, it easier to tighten up how we classify a planet and make Pluto no longer a planet.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 3 місяці тому +3

      Wait, we have MULTIPLE PLUTOS??

    • @TheEclipse420
      @TheEclipse420 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@protonjones54within the Oort Cloud there are probably billions of planetoids, asteroids and other small forming minerals moving around so little because they are very loosely bound by the sun's gravitational field. The Oort Cloud is also approximately 2 light years away from Pluto, close to the edge of the Kuiper Belt.
      Fellow space nerd, g'day.

  • @CynicalRebelGaming
    @CynicalRebelGaming 7 місяців тому +48

    The Adam&Eve Ad immediately after talking about vasectomies and Ethans experience made me snort my coffee laughing, that was perfect ad placement

  • @TAR3N
    @TAR3N 7 місяців тому +134

    My previous disclaimer to this podcast was “ do not operate heavy machinery or power tools while listening .”
    Im going to add to that , do not drink boiling hot coffee as well….
    My injuries are racking up due to pissing myself laughing while I’m up late working and listening to the podcast. This is truly the best thing to happen to the internet!

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 7 місяців тому +3

      Truer words were never spoken!

  • @Rabidshnarf092
    @Rabidshnarf092 7 місяців тому +68

    You guys never disappoint. Homeowners usually listen for 2 minutes at the most, then leave us alone until the job is done. Thankful to have y'all as a deterrent😂

  • @michaelsolomon3496
    @michaelsolomon3496 4 місяці тому +5

    "Habitually fat and angry"😂😂😂 that has got to be one of the best titles I've ever seen 😂

  • @spiralingout13
    @spiralingout13 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the only podcast, over 40 minutes I've ever sat thru.. and it's awesome that I have a 140 some odd left to enjoy. Not to mention every episode I learn, laugh, and find new badass creators to follow and learn more from. Kudos and Cheers fellas. Killin it with style, knowledge, experience, and laughs.

  • @joshthetrucker9589
    @joshthetrucker9589 7 місяців тому +131

    "Do you wanna get knifehanded and held accountable for your actions? Call 1-800 *moans*"
    I almost burst out laughing at work. I'm so fucked.

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 7 місяців тому +31

    "You signed a baby?!" Best line ever and a genuine question

  • @jasonreisenberger1285
    @jasonreisenberger1285 7 місяців тому +38

    1:01:41
    We had our own 12 days of Christmas song when we deployed from Germany on 24 December 1990 ,and landed in Saudi about 0330 local.
    On the first day of Christmas the Army gave to me, a one way trip to Saudi
    2 canteens
    3 atropines
    4 hand grenades
    5 MRE's
    6 106's
    7 magazines
    8 daily briefings
    I can't remember the rest but it was pretty much about being on the Stasse and hitting the red light.

  • @Elijah2ennis
    @Elijah2ennis 7 місяців тому +2

    You people are some of my favorite people. It’s funny how I used to watch each of you individually, and now all you chuckle 🦆s have made your way to one beautiful place. You guys help make my commute to / from work, a better one. Keep up the great work.
    🦆💥+ 🧩🪖+ 😡🚔+🛩️🌎= 🥇

  • @MusingsOfApathy
    @MusingsOfApathy 6 місяців тому +2

    If you are having problems with the dialog vs music/effects on a movie at home, the problem is most likely that you are on the wrong audio settings. The movie is probably set up for 7.1 or 5.1 but you don't have the separate center channel, so the dialog doesn't have a dedicated speaker. Change the sound settings to what you have or straight up stereo and you may find that the audio levels balance.

  • @adarkwind4712
    @adarkwind4712 7 місяців тому +112

    Showed my mother your shirts and she immediately wanted one so i bought a spectrum gunship and full metal spectrum shirt.

  • @mihalybalint8969
    @mihalybalint8969 7 місяців тому +89

    I realized that Eli holds 90% of the hair this podcast

    • @TexasNationalist1836
      @TexasNationalist1836 7 місяців тому

      What do you mean

    • @boboso4978
      @boboso4978 7 місяців тому +10

      3 very bald men and Eli with his luscious hair... they lose theirs, he absorbs onto his head and shares some with brandon...

    • @ASqdrnDA
      @ASqdrnDA 7 місяців тому +4

      And then there's Brandon who takes that place whenever he's on

    • @the_fat_electrician
      @the_fat_electrician 7 місяців тому +21

      Oh so body hair doesn’t count?!

    • @mihalybalint8969
      @mihalybalint8969 7 місяців тому +11

      @@the_fat_electrician I'm sorry, sir, I don't make the rules here

  • @krafti01
    @krafti01 7 місяців тому +30

    I will say it until the day I die, Rich and Nick should be stand-up comedians. Their timing and delivery is always 10/10 and they make everyone laugh every time they open their mouth. I would pay to see that show!

    • @Winterborn5
      @Winterborn5 6 місяців тому

      Their comedy wouldn’t work on stage. Although I Would love to see it.

  • @adamkinney8867
    @adamkinney8867 7 місяців тому +3

    Vasectomy convo leading into the Adam and eve plug!? freaking genius!

  • @DeceptiveOutlaw
    @DeceptiveOutlaw 6 місяців тому +2

    My Full Metal Spectrum shirt came today. Literally took my shirt of at the mail box and put the Spectrum shirt on and I love it. You guys are awesome and everyone involved is amazing!!

  • @Und3adlotus
    @Und3adlotus 7 місяців тому +44

    "Don't make the justice system Pluto" is my favorite line

    • @lucycarlisle9120
      @lucycarlisle9120 7 місяців тому +6

      They are absolutely correct about NDT. The guy who could argue that there is no such thing as paint because colour is acually various light waves, not a physical object and think he's better than everyone else at Home Depot as homeowners & contactors quietly go about the business of life despite his asinine & pedantic ramblings ... he can literally go sit & spin.

  • @SimplyAdriel
    @SimplyAdriel 7 місяців тому +28

    Seeing Eli happy and full of hope makes the day worth it.

  • @matthewbelasco7218
    @matthewbelasco7218 7 місяців тому +22

    I agree with HLC White Claws are like drinking TV static while someone randomly yells a fruit from another room.

  • @MrTrevorjoseph92
    @MrTrevorjoseph92 7 місяців тому +1

    This was my favorite unsub episode ever. Please for the love of GOD and the USA this needs to be at the very least a bi-monthly podcast. Those 3 are perfect together

  • @aychdee981
    @aychdee981 2 місяці тому +1

    The “beautiful tattoo of yourself getting pegged “ is why I tune in…evertime. Congrats guys, never soaked the side of my dog with beer leaving orbit out of my nose. Off to clean up 🤣

  • @SuS_NuG_It
    @SuS_NuG_It 7 місяців тому +19

    It's like correction, it doesn't create no Sonic boom, it just massively reduces the sonic boom, and directs it mostly upward. It's an attempt to make an aircraft that can be flown over land, and not encounter the same problems as the Concord did. They're also hoping that it'll allow the FAA to lift the restriction on supersonic flight over populated areas.

  • @platapus112
    @platapus112 7 місяців тому +93

    9:57 no it's not that it was for theaters, it's the joys of modern sound mixing where no one knows how to balance it

    • @aliyousuf2342
      @aliyousuf2342 7 місяців тому +22

      It's so bad. A lot of movies are fucking unwatchable without subs these days

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 місяців тому +8

      There are news stories on this. I have good hearing and I have closed caption on. The interesting thing about closed caption is it adds details that are not in the final project that are sometimes useful. For instance a person would just bolt down a hallway and the closed captioning says there is a little girl screaming when I don't hear a little girl screaming.

    • @dwightmansburden7722
      @dwightmansburden7722 7 місяців тому +6

      @@aliyousuf2342I have difficulty distinguishing speech from background noise as it is, so movies generally suck.

    • @lucycarlisle9120
      @lucycarlisle9120 7 місяців тому

      I'm just glad it's not just me.I thought I had a new hole in my eardrum that was actually more of a malfunctioning automatic doorway than just a hole.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 7 місяців тому

      Yup. I don't know where or how exactly. But the art of sound mixing seems....not to be in hollywood.
      Sound is supposed to be THERE...not NOTICIBLE.

  • @plaid-n-ammo
    @plaid-n-ammo 7 місяців тому +28

    Yo, the "Are we the Baddies" , was done by David Mitchell and Robert Webb from England. Plus, the full metal spectrum shirt has gotten some funny looks.

  • @KamulusGodofWar
    @KamulusGodofWar 6 місяців тому +2

    My recommendation for watching TV or movies if you have tinnitus or hearing issues (like me also), turn on the captions... I am literally watching this video with them on even though I can still hear every work ya'll say... It makes a huge difference even if you can actually hear most of it.

  • @josephcason5039
    @josephcason5039 6 місяців тому +3

    Good stuff gents this episode had me rolling holy shit. The thing about 20th group is that they’re stationed here in Birmingham Alabama and I also was a part of 20th for a few years So this doesn’t surprise me that y’all found it and incorporated it into the episode. I can’t wait for habitually fat and angry part two

  • @DesertShooter762
    @DesertShooter762 7 місяців тому +6

    Really appreciate the autism awareness . My older brother has extremely high functioning autism, can be really difficult at times. I used to constantly stress about him having episodes, after I started watching the pod it really made me lighten up about the whole situation and that I’m not alone.
    All in all, it’s just really awesome what you guys are doing for the community.

  • @ThaAngryAussie
    @ThaAngryAussie 7 місяців тому +8

    Linecrossing, hilarious history, angry shenanigans and double tap fun…. Best lineup in podcast history. Love you fellas

  • @xjehoofdx
    @xjehoofdx 7 місяців тому +8

    Guys if you have the problem described at 9:45, make sure the audio is not on 5.1 or surround when you don't have 5.1 or surround. It gets optimized for that and that's why the dialogue is quieter.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 місяців тому

      When using closed captioning, it mentions sounds that are not on the program which makes closed captioning much more helpful than just reading what they are saying.

  • @michaelbates8381
    @michaelbates8381 6 місяців тому +1

    The brass!!! Corrections Officer here. We were lined up at 50 yards, I was at the end, and the guy two spots down. His brass went down my BDU blouse and just rolled down to my duty belt. Lt. called all safe and I jumped up right next to him and undid my belt, pulled up my undershirt to drop all the brass that had burned my back.

  • @That_Stealth_Guy
    @That_Stealth_Guy 3 місяці тому +1

    Once again an amazingly fun filled episode, left me in tears.. One thing that came to mind though was story of Tsutomu Yamaguchi, who survived both atomic bombs dropped Japan. It would be interesting to see Nic do a video of it.

  • @akariiblu1441
    @akariiblu1441 7 місяців тому +80

    “Jew Riding” being before the 20 minute mark is amazing

  • @Michael-ex8lk
    @Michael-ex8lk 7 місяців тому +92

    Oh good. A fresh dose of brainrot appears upon my feed.
    I thought I was getting a little bit too sane. Perfect timing.

  • @briangreer9310
    @briangreer9310 7 місяців тому +15

    Tip that changed my life: check your audio settings and see if you’re set up for surround sound.

  • @chucklenut6399
    @chucklenut6399 7 місяців тому +2

    I love that these guys are all becoming friends and working together!

  • @ltricorough
    @ltricorough 7 місяців тому +5

    When you hear a real Drill Sargent talk shit about a fake basic training simulator, you better listen. Especially if you pay $18k to get yelled at. Fat and Angry will do it for almost free. I say almost because they may charge beer.

  • @davidgortney9902
    @davidgortney9902 7 місяців тому +42

    This talk of Japan and China in WWII makes me want a Fat Electrician episode of the Flying Tigers...

    • @stoneeagle7360
      @stoneeagle7360 7 місяців тому +5

      Anything Fat Electrician and WWII makes me want an Operation Husky episode. It’s basically the UK taking a page out of America’s playbook in resupplying Malta during the Blitz.

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 7 місяців тому +14

    Rich just going full R. Lee Ermey to the crowd is just too perfect.

  • @benkilpatrick1347
    @benkilpatrick1347 7 місяців тому +30

    I just spent the last 4 or so hours listening to discussions on philosophy while pondering the MANY fundamental flaws in my nature, damn it I needed this. Love yall's style.

  • @Kozma37
    @Kozma37 7 місяців тому +4

    To watch Richard's Fake Military Training video before this episode dropped and to see him now get emotionally pissed, loved it.

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 6 місяців тому +1

    1:18:30 The A-10 is my spirit animal. Sometimes I choose to identify as one. Poor boy, Habitual Linecrosser didn't even know what an A-10 is. He didn't get to go to super cool air shows as a kid. Those are treasured memories.

  • @Bellicose0311
    @Bellicose0311 7 місяців тому +23

    Holy crap this was the best episode. I freakin love rich. Between the colored cables for the VCR, to the Jewish stuff, to the “it’s not long but at least it’s thin” I was rolling.

  • @JohnDoe-h1e8l
    @JohnDoe-h1e8l 7 місяців тому +16

    1:36:53 the edit made me laugh pretty hard. Rich ranting, pounding the table. Beep. Hat off, head in hand, rubbing his brow.
    Fantastic edit.

  • @CableDawg369
    @CableDawg369 7 місяців тому +10

    Popping the drink as the show starts. Y'all do realize you are the new set of king of the hill friends. Everytime I see you guys do this it is what I instantly think of.

  • @gchampi2
    @gchampi2 6 місяців тому +1

    RE:- Sonic booms. The Tu-95 "Bear" has to be the loudest aircraft ever. 4x contra-rotating supersonic props - 8 total propellors, each putting out 200 bangs a second. The only aircraft that can be tracked using seismometers, and is audible from up to 50 miles away...

  • @w_6880
    @w_6880 Місяць тому +1

    “My grandparents had headphones for their TV”
    Yep, Roku brought it back. I love it lol

  • @armanarmadillo
    @armanarmadillo 7 місяців тому +16

    You guys missed the "black power" cable joke with that whole color matching wire gag 😂

  • @kenananaquitchichich4772
    @kenananaquitchichich4772 7 місяців тому +10

    When y'all closed out with smiles and waves, I felt that, and it made me genuinely giddy inside like yall were talking to me ❤ you'll probably never know me, but thank you guys, y'all help a lot💯

  • @Unitedweridenz
    @Unitedweridenz 7 місяців тому +8

    As an adult recently diagnosed with Autism, i love the support you guys give it, also, it's hilarious as hell!

  • @stephengriffin3104
    @stephengriffin3104 7 місяців тому +2

    Pardon me for saying this. But this has been the most edutainmental episode ever, and I love it.

  • @rydertalley9039
    @rydertalley9039 4 місяці тому +2

    I made the mistake of watching this at the gym. Almost fell off the treadmill laughing so hard.

  • @tasonjodd5151
    @tasonjodd5151 7 місяців тому +7

    Hi, Born Bostonian/Current NH resident here
    For those not understanding the New England Joke, New England stretches all across that coast. However, despite being surrounded by NE, New York isn't actually New England.
    As a Bostonian, we actually love NY people like siblings, however keep in mind, siblings. We fight like it too. We fucking hate each other at the same time.

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 7 місяців тому +88

    The trifecta of bullshittery, angry rants, and shenanigans!!! YES!!!!

  • @Firetiger93
    @Firetiger93 7 місяців тому +19

    Pluto is a dwarf binary planet system. Charon and pluto orbit around a point in between each other and are tidally locked. They're in such a stable orbit you could literally build a straight tower out of steel from one to the other without ever having to worry about it ripping itself apart. Being a binary dwarf planet system is way cooler than just a regular planet.

    • @_nightcrawler5463
      @_nightcrawler5463 7 місяців тому

      Which still makes it a planet. NDT can SUCK IT!!!

  • @dustinfrey3067
    @dustinfrey3067 7 місяців тому +4

    I've had a tailgate jump out of a CH-47 Sh*thook and door jump out of the UH-60. I was an airborne combat engineer at Bragg from 08-11.

  • @tsstn
    @tsstn Місяць тому

    Eli got through the tism touch fundraiser with dry eyes this time. Great job bud. And I'm not bustin chops. I get emotional too sometimes, and I know you were 100% sincere with all your thank you's.