Space Cat you should listen to their podcast from the first episode. Wayyyy funnier that way. So many inside jokes used. It makes the newer episodes funnier
Delaney Anderson I honestly feel so bad for seniors in high school and college. Y’all really getting cheated out of finishing what you’ve been aiming for for the last 4 yrs properly.
*sees title* "Today's Podcast" Geez, they were feeling a little up front today Edit: Oh wait, this is literally today's episode I thought they were joking about the intro...I don't know how to feel
These guys are genius. Since a weekly free episode will have so many references to the only patreon's episodes, you'll feel like you need to pay. They got me.
Today has been really shitty- I spent all day getting ready to move out of my dorm room because of corona. While packing I listened to your first podcast posted today, then later I got to listen to this too. As always both made me laugh a ton. It genuinely feels great that I got so much new content on this day. Thanks for brightening my spirits. Oh and those freestyles? B A R S ! !
dope that y'all are giving patreon users some cool bonus stuff. Hope you guys dont work yourself too hard with this new plan! I can't wait to be able to donate.
In the beginning Noel coughed a couple times he reminded me of that cat meme trying not to cough with its eyes watering like he was probably trying to just clear his throat but didn’t want to alarm Cody or the audience to then bombard him with corona accusations
I mean they’re low hanging fruit usually which makes them all the more offensive. I’m all for a dark joke but when they’re layups and you still go for them it’s pretty wack. Yes, joking about a dead woman and her grieving brother is offensive and gross. I laughed of course but still lol
I'm in quarantine in Italy, in Milan, and since you guys mentioned my city i got excited, even if it's for the virus, LMAO. But in all seriousness, thank you for keeping me company, especially now that we're in lockdown, i love you guys ❤️ also this is a reminder that there's many people outside of America who listens to your podcasts and watches your videos 🤠💋
I was deployed on a boat for 8 months (over 200 days) and didnt have any idea what was going on back at home because we didnt have any internet. I didnt have any episodes passed January either. so going back and picking up where I left off is crazy to see what happened when I was gone.
hey guys. i’m italian and as you know our lives here in italy are very difficult at the moment because of the coronavirus. we’ve been in lockdown for almost two weeks and have two more to go. i just wanted to thank you for actually addressing the issue seriously and not joking too much about it, i appreciate that. unfortunately, i think you’re absolutely right: there’s a big chance this could be you in a week. that’s why i want you to be prepared so you don’t have to go through what we’ve been going through. spreading awareness is the first step and, again, i really appreciate that but also try to stay in as much as possible, don’t go in crowded places, wear masks if you can find any and avoid unnecessary contact with other people. you’re “lucky” in a way because you’ve seen what the virus can do to people and how it’s spreading so you can do something to prevent that. please do. let’s end this nightmare as soon as possible. oh and thank u guys for always making me laugh and keeping me company. quarantine sure ain’t fun. love you!!💛
I nearly poopied in my pants seeing two episodes today AND knowing the changes y’all are making ! I’ve commented this type of stuff many times but you guys really do make me happy , help me fall asleep at night, and keep my mind off the hell I call my life right now. I appreciate the changes your making and when I have enough for rent and food without struggling I will most definitely be donating to your patreon. I love my boysss❤️💕❤️
I have the virus and this whole situation is fucking crazy. It's surreal, honestly. I'm typing this from work right now because I don't have health insurance and if I don't go to work, I wont be able to pay for any medical treatment should I need it. I'm only 20 and I have a strong immune system, but I was a pack a day smoker for the past year or two and that alone has me stressed. My roommate has pretty bad asthma, and I'm worried he may have caught the virus from me. Weirdly enough, though, I don't feel very scared. I'm stressed, extremely so, but there's also a strange tinge of excitement. It's fucked up and I know it, but I'm pretty disillusioned with the world right now. I remember this feeling from a few months ago. I felt it at the beginning of the year, back when the WW3 shit was a meme. I knew better than to beleive I would get drafted, but it still felt big. Felt like a moment in time where things might change. I guess it's really sad, that my current lot in life is so mundane that a potential atrocity fills my heart of hearts with excitement that maybe tomorrow will be different. I don't know. It is what it is.
I'm in Greeley, Colorado, btw. I think the outbreak here is pretty bad, but nobody seems to have changed their behavior any. We'll see in a week or two
In the beginning of the whole virus thing, our city was hit the hardest because we’re right next to China so I couldn’t renew my patreon (spent most on pandemic prep). I might have to renew it after this announcement though! Thank you bois
I just want you guys to be safe. We love your hard work and dedication to the bulging pod but please be safe with everything that's going on. Be clean, be sanitary. Love you guys
These past 2 episodes have been great. There were some great bits that had me cracking up. The horse bit for this episode had me crying. My chest was hurting so much haha.
It must truly be the end of times when we get todays episode.
I thought the same thing when I got the notification.
honestly same
this is my first podcast of theirs, i dont understand. please help.
Space Cat every other podcast starts with "this is actually last week's episode, if you want this week's episode subscribe to our patreon"
Space Cat you should listen to their podcast from the first episode. Wayyyy funnier that way. So many inside jokes used. It makes the newer episodes funnier
Never thought my broke ass would see the day
Professor Duckford underrated comment lmaoo
😂
the opening without cody's "this is actuallY LAST WEEK'S EPISODE" is chilling
Trinity July I thought I went deaf
It was refreshing, like posh sparkling water
I kept trying to turn my volume up
I legitimately thought something terrible had happened
ngl that was legitimately spooky
You guys are seriously the most dedicated and genuine people ever.
i’m sorry....did y’all say this is TODAY’S episode??
No. It's yesterdays.
Tiddays episode
boi was i concerned when i was in the middle of saying "wassup guys this is actually last weeks episode.... " and all i heard was deafening siLENCE
Petition for TMG to release Stay Safe II - Coronavirus Remix
BARZ:
6:45
19:55
24:46
Blue-ball barz:
11:40
11:59
12:18
21:19
49:12
1:03:45
Literally just finished the last podcast. I needed this today
Mood. I'm saying goodbye to all my friends since I'm a senior and my college campus is closing
Delaney Anderson my campus is closed too! I saw my friends for the last time last night and I’m packing today. It’s heartbreaking
Delaney Anderson I honestly feel so bad for seniors in high school and college. Y’all really getting cheated out of finishing what you’ve been aiming for for the last 4 yrs properly.
Noel’s freestyle tho🔥🔥
Are you gonna say it or should I? Because... if you... or do you already? You know what fine I’ll just say it. BARS!
thank you for saying it, it needed to be said
That shit was trash don’t lie
this is....today’s episode
Ten World Ending Events in 2020
1. WW3
2. Coronavirus
3. *THIS IS NOT LAST WEEK’S EPISODE*
If Cody gets Corona he's gone, he is way too old to handle that
aged well
Cody “oh my god. It’s only been a week?”
Noel: “ 7 DAYS. HE IN A HAZE.
I MIGHT DIE IN 7 DAYS.”
I'm gonna miss
" If you want......... Today's episide-"
Maybe they’ll keep it and it’ll be like “if you want..... todays episode.... uh you’ve come to the right place”
Remember when you guys delayed the North America tour and felt super bad now every major sport is cancelled
I love how they explain their lyrics throughout the rap now that they've been on genius
*sees title* "Today's Podcast"
Geez, they were feeling a little up front today
Edit: Oh wait, this is literally today's episode I thought they were joking about the intro...I don't know how to feel
Right i thought they just reuploaded the podcast with a new name
They don't need patreon
😂
Cody is so proud of himself for hyping Noel up aww
next episode: “Cody has coronavirus”
It sucks because his age increases the chance of him dying
Cody Koronavirus.
@@Nazhussain07 😂😂
You see them coughs ????
1 year later, he did
These guys are genius. Since a weekly free episode will have so many references to the only patreon's episodes, you'll feel like you need to pay.
They got me.
They should have done this earlier
Today has been really shitty- I spent all day getting ready to move out of my dorm room because of corona. While packing I listened to your first podcast posted today, then later I got to listen to this too. As always both made me laugh a ton. It genuinely feels great that I got so much new content on this day. Thanks for brightening my spirits.
Oh and those freestyles? B A R S ! !
Cringe
French Toast tbh you’re not wrong
sorry to hear:-(
@@CaptainFracture Not cringe at all. Their podcasts always make my day too and make me happy. I feel ya AJ lol
dope that y'all are giving patreon users some cool bonus stuff. Hope you guys dont work yourself too hard with this new plan! I can't wait to be able to donate.
Everyone knows where they were the day they found out this was TODAY’S episode
my bed
noel's freestyle really shows you why he stopped battle rapping
Cold
😭😭😭
'uhm ... uh... I got nothing'
are you saying "open up your mouth baby, takin a fat dookie" wouldn't make a crowd go wild??
This podcast hits different lmao I dont usually laugh out loud watching the podcast but I cant stop with this one lmao
t- today’s episode ??? 😳
ja’naya petersen NANI
In the beginning Noel coughed a couple times he reminded me of that cat meme trying not to cough with its eyes watering like he was probably trying to just clear his throat but didn’t want to alarm Cody or the audience to then bombard him with corona accusations
noel's freestyle had me in tears
if the virus gets me, play noel's corona freestyle at my funeral
the silence in the beginning gave me so much anxiety lmaoo
44:25 “no, she left”
Noel I just want you to know I thought the exact same thing and laughed out loud, your humor is not too dark!!!!
I feel like I have top security clearance at the Pentagon. I've never seen TODAYS EPISODE
Cody: *says something*
Noel: yeah.
Wait this isn't last weeks episode this is TODAY'S EPISODE??!??!!!?! I am shaking and crying rn 🤪😬😲😳🤯
Not gonna lie, the intro legitimately scared me without Cody saying "wazZUP GUYS THIS IS ACTUALLY-"
It legitimately scared you?? lol you’re gonna have a tough time in life if that induced fear
I know they didn't say spleen when they meant the appendix
I mean you don’t need your spleen either so I don’t see your point
the fact that 8 minutes later they started freestyling again GOT ME DEADDDDD
noel always apologizing when he says a dark joke.. maybe 3 people would get offended by that, everyone else will just be chuckling.
I mean they’re low hanging fruit usually which makes them all the more offensive. I’m all for a dark joke but when they’re layups and you still go for them it’s pretty wack. Yes, joking about a dead woman and her grieving brother is offensive and gross. I laughed of course but still lol
I refuse to watch this until a week passes.
I thought my headphones died when I didn't hear Cody's intro
I'm in quarantine in Italy, in Milan, and since you guys mentioned my city i got excited, even if it's for the virus, LMAO. But in all seriousness, thank you for keeping me company, especially now that we're in lockdown, i love you guys ❤️
also this is a reminder that there's many people outside of America who listens to your podcasts and watches your videos 🤠💋
Stay safe
cody and noel’s podcast really do be the roosevelt fireside chats of the 21st century tho
me listening to this to go to sleep but not being able to cuz they're freestyling
this episode being early makes me have anxiety
Glad I'm not alone with that
I was deployed on a boat for 8 months (over 200 days) and didnt have any idea what was going on back at home because we didnt have any internet. I didnt have any episodes passed January either. so going back and picking up where I left off is crazy to see what happened when I was gone.
Damn so now Noel can really call himself Mr. Talk
go to 0:45. wait a few seconds. then go to 7:35. I love this podcast.
I’m going to miss the old intro 😭
H. E. M. We're just getting another extra episode so one with the intro and one without per week.
I think I’m having an aneurism I’ve never heard them say the phrase *“this is today’s episode”* and it feels...,,,,so good
Sarah Bowman I came
Omg wow , today’s podcast
the intro today should’ve been “wazzup guys this is actually TODAYS episode if u want last weeks episode it’s also here”
Just got laid off due to the corona virus and see both episodes posted today made my day a whole lot better! Love you guys!
Perfect timing, getting me through my chemo! Cheers
Two episodes! what a fantastic surprise, thanks guys
19:35
Cody: *sees lamp*
Lamp: “Please, no.”
Cody: *turns lamp off and on*
Smokey what the hell was that Lmfao
Crazy to watch this a year later
lolol or 2 years later
we did it bois, we got TODAY's Episode
Its so cute listening them talk about corona not knowing they would be half of the year in quarantine
hey guys. i’m italian and as you know our lives here in italy are very difficult at the moment because of the coronavirus. we’ve been in lockdown for almost two weeks and have two more to go. i just wanted to thank you for actually addressing the issue seriously and not joking too much about it, i appreciate that. unfortunately, i think you’re absolutely right: there’s a big chance this could be you in a week. that’s why i want you to be prepared so you don’t have to go through what we’ve been going through. spreading awareness is the first step and, again, i really appreciate that but also try to stay in as much as possible, don’t go in crowded places, wear masks if you can find any and avoid unnecessary contact with other people. you’re “lucky” in a way because you’ve seen what the virus can do to people and how it’s spreading so you can do something to prevent that. please do. let’s end this nightmare as soon as possible. oh and thank u guys for always making me laugh and keeping me company. quarantine sure ain’t fun. love you!!💛
in saudi we has been in lockdown as well, but it was soon before it got spread like italy
Reyof ; i hope everyone’s okay. stay strong and most importantly stay safe!
viviciuz thank you!! I hope y’all are safe as well, people here are praying for you💕
Reyof ; 💜
I LOVE Noel's cry-laugh apology when he says something too dark hahahaha
I nearly poopied in my pants seeing two episodes today AND knowing the changes y’all are making ! I’ve commented this type of stuff many times but you guys really do make me happy , help me fall asleep at night, and keep my mind off the hell I call my life right now. I appreciate the changes your making and when I have enough for rent and food without struggling I will most definitely be donating to your patreon. I love my boysss❤️💕❤️
Feels like we are knighted by our short kings with this todays episode
THE WAY KODY STOPPED BOBBING AT 6:57 WHEN NOEL SAID "ISSA TURKEY" I'M FUVKIN WHEEZING LMAO
“the itis” wait...is Noel black? 🤔
Good move with the new subscription model. It's more exclusive. We're actually missing out now on content.
the royalty free music they used literally sounds like the intro to players at an nba game
I might need to upgrade for that bonus ep 👀👀😩
I would always say “....today’s episode” along with you every time 😢
I have the virus and this whole situation is fucking crazy. It's surreal, honestly. I'm typing this from work right now because I don't have health insurance and if I don't go to work, I wont be able to pay for any medical treatment should I need it. I'm only 20 and I have a strong immune system, but I was a pack a day smoker for the past year or two and that alone has me stressed. My roommate has pretty bad asthma, and I'm worried he may have caught the virus from me. Weirdly enough, though, I don't feel very scared. I'm stressed, extremely so, but there's also a strange tinge of excitement. It's fucked up and I know it, but I'm pretty disillusioned with the world right now. I remember this feeling from a few months ago. I felt it at the beginning of the year, back when the WW3 shit was a meme. I knew better than to beleive I would get drafted, but it still felt big. Felt like a moment in time where things might change. I guess it's really sad, that my current lot in life is so mundane that a potential atrocity fills my heart of hearts with excitement that maybe tomorrow will be different. I don't know. It is what it is.
I'm in Greeley, Colorado, btw. I think the outbreak here is pretty bad, but nobody seems to have changed their behavior any. We'll see in a week or two
painting my room durring quarenteen and this has been in the background for hours
THIS, This right here, this is how I can tell you guys truly care and have a passion for what you do, god bless
Why couldn’t you just lie to us and say this was last week’s episode 😔
Thanks you guys for helping me keep my head up
The "youtube instrumental covid 19 2020 blue ball freestyle" bit was FIRE
Im in Italy and cant leave my house until April 3rd so i really needed two podcast episodes tnx
every time cody coughs I get scared he has corona
That UA-cam beat is gonna haunt me in my nightmares
In the beginning of the whole virus thing, our city was hit the hardest because we’re right next to China so I couldn’t renew my patreon (spent most on pandemic prep). I might have to renew it after this announcement though! Thank you bois
AM I DREAMING??? is it really THE today's episode i heard so much about?? never thought I'd see this day
that’s a ‘TheLonelyIsland’ type beat noel was freestyling over if we’re being honest
This is why I love BIll Burr. Simple: Full free ep on Monday, short episode on Thrurs.
Okay honestly, I hope that you don't get tired doing bonus episodes every week please take care
6:30 THE HEAT STARTS
Litterally the only patreon I've considered contributing too
I just want you guys to be safe. We love your hard work and dedication to the bulging pod but please be safe with everything that's going on. Be clean, be sanitary. Love you guys
51:57-55:43 genuinely gave me so much serotonin
I really enjoy these when Cody seems into it and not checking his watch constantly lol
i feel like it’s my birthday wtf omg i love u guys
The amount of coughing Cody did in this whole podcast is too concerning...
Damn, on the same day I started contributing to the Patreon again 😅 but I'll enjoy this one anyway, peace! ✌️
Camilla Jefferson bummer haha well it’s not like this is going to continue. It’s all you next week :)
I did it for the bonus episodes anyway, and because last week's episode was so good.
watching this like four months into quarantine.....
we seriously need more freestyle raps from noel and cody
So this is what it feels like to watch this week's episode
Love you guys. Been listening since the chill podcast days
These past 2 episodes have been great. There were some great bits that had me cracking up. The horse bit for this episode had me crying. My chest was hurting so much haha.
Another podcast wtf? This is so cool 😎
I'm literally shaking and crying rn its finally TODAY'S episode
literally thought i was going deaf when i didn't hear "wwwwwhat's up guys"
Noels freestyle had me in tears lmao