The Episode that KILLED Star Trek (A Night in Sickbay) (Enterprise)
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The lack of Groppler Zorn in Star Trek Enterprise should have been our first warning about this series’s prospects.
I just hope Lower Decks brings back Groppler Zorn. Also when will the producers get into their heads that the reason everyone hates on Piccard is that it doesn't bring back fan favourite Groppler Zorn. At least we knew Discovery was going to be trash from the start since it was set before Groppler Zorn, although they could have redeemed themselves by using time travel to bring him back to their time, in fact the whole Kelvin timeline would be so much better if Spock and Groppler Zorn travelled back in time.
That awkward episode where Archer develops feelings for T'pol, but feels bad because that's like cheating on Porthos.
"Sexual themes sometimes arise naturally in a story, and we're not going to be coy or flinch away from them in this series." Good. "We're going to cram sexy situations into every episode with cringey decontamination procedures and body-hugging catsuits and other forced crap whether it feels right or not." Bad.
Exactly! And DS9 did this at least once with the Dax-lesbian episode. They where capable of better. But instead of the DS9 team being the ones to head enterprise, the Voyager team headed everything and devolved further and further until a new team took over and turned the show around... Right in time to be cancelled.
Jesus. Give them a break. They're doing the breast they can.
I see what you did there, hehe.... can!
How about the one with the lips? You know Archer had T'Pol in mind when he flubbed "best" and "list".
I’m dying 😭😂
I SEE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! 'For Adults' means WAY LESS MATURE and heck, i dare to say even generally worse in Quality. Aint that funny?
When is the Cavemen Logic Sex Sells finally going extinct?! When?!?
And that's not even all of the Issues! Though Sex Sells sure is one of the Biggest!
*A futuristic Sci-Fi with sex replacing plot? Sounds like she's describing the **_BattleStar Galactica_** reboot series - not **_Star Trek: Enterprise_** - **_Enterprise_** was actually GOOD.*
I never really saw Enterprise as the "adult" Star Trek. Much like Torchwood, they replaced character development with sex for sex sake. For me the adult Trek was DS9, as it actually dealt with serious issues in a serious manner.
Star Trek has always been full of sexy ladies and sexuality. Have you not seen TOS?
Yeah, the "adult" they meant was the Baywatch audience. DS9 was great.
DS9 is the best written Star Trek by a country mile...
...but it still doesn't reach Babylon 5's great heights. :P
But it's a shame Enterprise got canceled right when it was actually getting good. Give us season after season of bland crap, resolve the Xindi storyline, finally reach the potential the show had, CANCELLED.
Also, I hate time travel stories. They're almost never done right and nine times out of ten just cause headaches and eye rolling. They were my least favorite episodes of all the other shows(yes even Times Arrow or whatever that lauded TNG episode was called). So you can imagine my delight that Enterprise revolved their entire show around fucking time travel just so that they could shoehorn in references from the other shows into the bloody prequel... It was Voyager level wasteful disregard of a setting. The temporal cold war was interesting idea for a show other than Enterprise, and with better writers willing to do the work needed to make a good story involving time travel.
Only Trouble with Tribbles ever got it right, thanks mostly to the unique setting and framing. And of course another DS9 episode.
Ruzgob25 Farscape was my alternative to Enterprise. It got way to confusing and dark for me.
I replaced all my scifi goodness with Stargate SG1 in the 2000's. When
Star Trek slouched there were alot of alternatives... sadly I can't
think of much in the genre now :\
You know... I always JOKED that Jonathan Archer was a clinically insane man-child who wasn't fit to be anywhere near a Captain's chair. But I never expected the writers of ENT to just come out and say "Yup, that's totally correct." ....then I watched A Night in Sickbay
The kelvin timeline canonized that it seems to be a requirement to become captain.
This was the franchise run by people who believed that Neelix was destined to become a fan favorite character, an episode like this was always in the cards.
I believe Dr. Sam Beckett was a proverbial "mad scientist"
If you watch the later seasons, no, not really. Early on? Yeah.
I mean...Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
I've never seen a more likable actor in a more hateful role than Bakula as Archer.
Archer is destined to become one of those insane corrupt admirals that a good captain has to defeat.
Maybe that's why he's never mentioned later in the timeline?
I can easily picture him as the bad guy at the end of a different Trek series.
Zorro9129 No, I think that’s exactly the reason why he’s never mentioned! I mean they had to invent the Prime Directive just to justify the shit he did!
I SEE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! 'For Adults' means WAY LESS MATURE and heck, i dare to say even generally worse in Quality. Aint that funny?
When is the Cavemen Logic Sex Sells finally going extinct?! When?!?
And that's not even all of the Issues! Though Sex Sells sure is one of the Biggest!
Honestly yes. I know he's a "trained diplomat" but he's also a hothead, prone to some level of xenophobia (obviously he has his issues with the vulcans, but beyond that he often shows a lack of understanding and a judgementality of alien cultures and prejudice towards those he is more familiar with) and frankly him acting like an idiot because his dog got sick is sort of in character as far as I'm concerned.
wait, Archer was supposed to be a trained diplomat?! I thought he was just coasting off his dad's name.
But isn't he on a dangerous exploratory mission with essentially experimental equipment?
I always thought that the mission was intended to be a softball PR/Propaganda mission to convince an ever growing restless human population that it's (seemingly) detrimental relationship with the Vulcans was paying off, and it was just the politician's and crew's total incompetency that lead to the Romulan war.
He was a test pilot promoted to command a flight crew on a new starship. Given how that turned out, one might say it was a mistake, but it seems they already had someone with more flight hours so the job he was most qualified for was taken. Starfleet management is bad at this stuff.
+Lady Wanderer
Ah, I see you are a fellow viewer of SFDebris, equally aware of all the tropes present in his reviews. It is always good to see another one of Chuck's fans in the comments of other reviewers.
That is indeed a loathsome episode and I have no idea why they thought audiences would be okay with that. What do you think shoulder spider?
"You should eat Harry!"
That's your answer for everything.
Say what you will of Enterprise... But Porthos is adorable.
Also IMO Phlox wins second place in the "scenery chewing heart of the show" category right next to the EMH(though let's be honest, there's no beating Robert Picardo. That man is incredible). He's a major reason of why I actually enjoy this episode.
Porthos the real captain of the enterprise.
Porthos and Phlox made this show partially watchable
I enjoyed the series, it ended too too soon, they didn't develop the completely though they were on the way.
That short story where he and Tucker's minds were swapped was also fairly good...
I think you forgot to mention the little-known fact that Captain Johnathan Archer is, in fact, a trained diplomat.
Enterprise got 500% better once they brought on a new exec. producer and new head writers, but by then the damage was done. Had there not been a "A Night In Sickbay," maybe we could've gotten that 5th season that would've promoted Jeffrey Combs to series regular and really started laying the groundwork for the founding of the Federation, but alas... Tub of goo, diplomacy fail, and sexual tension that never existed before or after this episode. Sigh.
Although not shown, sexual tension between them was very likely, especially from Archer.
The series forcused more on Trip's and T'Pol's sexual tension, from the very first episode on (again, the first decontamination scene ever in the series).
But considering that the captain and XO must work in close conjunction the whole time, they must see eachother the most when Trip mostly takes his time in Engineering.
That last episode in season 4. The holoprogramme by "TNG" messed it up by cutting out the reason Trip faked his death. Still, despite its faults, I liked watching"Enterprise more than any of these silly unfunny sitcoms. If you don't like the show, don't watch it. I can't stand "SNL" and "Sheldon", "but I don't waste my time bitching about that on Facebook.
tl;dr "The show got better when we dumped all the trash employees"
Have to admit, "A Night in Sickbay"' was a bit boring, but I thought it was that last episode in season 4 that doomed "Enterprise", but as I recall, CBS was planning to can it anyway. Maybe, Kurtzman and others could re-do that last episode to reflect that Trip did not die and continue the series using the books "The Good That Men Do" and "Kobayashi Maru" on CBS All Access with the Romulan War as the theme. After all, Trip faked his death to infiltrate the Romulans. If the holoprogramme story wasn't in that last episode, we could've seen Trip giving Archer a note to give to T'Pol so she'd know he was alive and his reason for his "Vulcan" (Romulan) disguise.
please. Theres no such thing as "the damage was done" in Hollywood, least of all Star Trek. Ive heard you parrots repeat this ridiculousness ad nauseum. If the last season was so damn good, whyd it get the show cancelled? Enterprise was great before they ruined it by "spicing it up" with "anger" and "action" and a stupid-sounding beat behind the theme song and a dozen new races nobodys ever heard of before. Nothing changed in the audience. The show changed and killed itself trying to please the same unentertainable idiots that killed Star Wars. Thank you very much.
Scott Bakula is a trooper. He did give it has all through out this series. Even if a lot of the series was written by morons with no concept of how people or fiction work.
one thing I do have to give Bakula - he was in great shape, and he did the 'western style' fistfights very well, despite being about 15 years older than Shatner was, when he did TOS
But he, like, LOST every major fist fight?
@@lauranolastnamegiven3385 it's funny, cos he looks about as old as Kirk looked back then. I hadn't even realised Chris Pine was only a couple of years younger than Shatner was when he started the job. Everyone seemed to visually age quicker in the 60s. Maybe it was all the pollution and smoking and alcohol.
I agree. The Blood of this show is all over the writing. Scott was great for what he had.
"There are some things more important than our starship's fuel injection system, without which we would be adrift in space until raiders engaged the hard seal and looted us for salvage and peed on our desiccated remains"
Capt. Johnathan Archer, everyone
"There are some things more important than plasma injectors."
I'd believe that if there were some sort of moral dilemma involved here, dude, but you seem to think that repairing your ship takes a backseat to you wanting to blame someone for your dog getting sick. Who made this guy captain???
Nepotism made him Captain.
But I mean, yea, I was angry at Archer for being angry at the aliens over something that was his fault to begin with. Plus, it's just a damn dog - look I get loving your pets and wanting the best for them, but if it comes down to the life of a crewman (or their pet) vs the survival of the ship and her crew, any competent captain would have put the ship first.
Archer is just a terrible captain.
"Who made this guy captain ??!" is something you the audience essentially has to ask itself (almost) every episode when groaning about Archer's antics.
I can't imagine how Archer made captain, but it probably involved a lot of space jizz.
He won the rank in a game of Sabacc. He cheated by having a third green Sylop in his sleeve.
''So anyway, in the space jizz episode...'' I can never entirely hate a show that made that sentence possible.
James T. Kirk would have tried to shag it (DON'T ask)...
Space jizz? When did Star Wars cantina music find its way into Star Trek?
@@magister343 Probably the same time they got the Bacta tank they stuck Porthos in.
Jonathan Archer is what Sterling Archer would be if he didn't star in a comedy, or have any of his skills and charisma. He's like if H. Jon Benjamin became an astronaut.
*"Pothos, my beagle, my pal."* 😂
I feel like this specific episode is why the 2009 movie had Scotty kill Archer's beagle.
Porthos
(Sung in Elmer Fudd voice): "Kill the beagle, kill the beagle, kill the beeeeagle..."
Kirk and Spock are hanging from a bar in a fiery cave.
"Kill Porthos... Kill Porthos. Kill Porthos."
Might've been a different admiral, and probably a different beagle. Figure it's been over 100 years, and even if dog lifespans have increased in proportion to human ones, a beagle's probably good for 40 years, 50 at most.
@@oddish4352 possible same Archer, almost certainly new beagle. But then Data had a single cat that could change breeds, gender and survive any catastrophe. The federation banned human eugenics but it seems animal hyper breeding is still a thing.
Admittedly, most of the reason I watched Enterprise was my crush on Hoshi Sato
Chris Lane Venturi3D mine was on Charles Tucker III
She was ok
Remember - one of the stated reasons for doing this as a prequel series rather than setting it post Voyager was to get away from the technoblabble solutions to problems by reducing the amount of technology they had access to, apparently not realizing that Voyager's (and to a lesser extent TNG's) technoblabble problems were from bad writing, so they pumped it to 11 with the technoblabble resulting in solutions like the one you tried to describe at about eight minutes.
Gizensha Fox
Didn’t you mean “Treknobabble” ?
And they also broke continuity by having TOS or even later technology in the mid-22nd century. Having a transporter that can already move living things (one that could be used for cargo would be alright) just bugs me.
@@Zorro9129 they already had transporters, phasers, artificial gravity, decent warp drives, subspace radio. Then they had characters talk about a much more interesting time a decade or two earlier, without all that stuff, when going into space at all was really difficult.
Much in the same way Voyager moving to the Delta Quadrant to force the writers to come up with new stuff resulted in 7 more seasons of TNG stuff with a different crew, Enterprise's decision to get rid of technology to reduce dependence on technobabble just resulted in technobabble that was applied to this new "old" tech. Let's take hull plating. The NX-01 doesn't have traditional Star Trek shields, it just as a ceramic-alloy hull that's further strengthened be electrical currents, a real world technology. However instead of writing with this new technology in mind hull plating is treated exactly like shields and thus we get the nonsensical phrase they used over and over again: "Hull plating offline."
@@OsirisLord Voyager is more annoying for it's missed potential for me, since they gave us about one episode (sometimes a two parter) a season where they were writing it as an isolated ship without easy access to resources... And aside from that the closest we typically got was "There's coffee in that nebula." motivations for... Basically TNG episodes. Enterprise... Rarely managed to pull that off, so it didn't keep reminding me of what the show should have been doing.
We all know that a 'Big Tub of Goo' is used by medical professionals all the time.
Warm Liquid Goo Phase!
Perosnally I like Enterprise, hell, I even consider Archer my favorite Star Trek captain (not the best, mind you, but favorite).
I think that his relationship with Porthos is very interesting and worth exploring. "The Night in the Sickbay" could be an episode exploring that relationship if it was just a story of Porthos getting sick on a trip to the foreign planet and Archer being worried over him, while also thinking about how he got him. Alas, the producers were horny and we wasted a good idea for Archer's wet dream.
Remember... whether you're watching the original continuity or the reboot films, this episode is canon.
Not even time traveling Romulans can erase this nightmare.
Arrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
even at it's worst
enterprise was better than jar jar trek
@@kenetickups6146 No it wasn’t. At least in JJTrek, the characters were likeable and actually made me believe that they were who they were if the circumstances were different, here it’s just jackasses in space who get pissy every time they find a race that has a different culture which conflicts with their own.
They did get a lot better in seasons 3 and 4, but the finale is what really screwed them over, those are the voyages is a bad, bad episode in the series that surpasses this one.
@@L1z43vr You really find Scotty killing Admiral Archer's Beagle to be likable?
@@Edax_Royeaux When did they say he killed Porthos? As far as I’m concerned, the only line Scotty said was that he tried to transport Porthos somewhere else and he didn’t materialize yet, and in the novelization he really did reappear. Unless you consider getting stuck in a transporter bubble to be dying, in which case Scotty is also dead.
The answer to the "why" regarding that preview for this episode is "because UPN"
Now I'm curious to check out what their _Buffy_ promos looked like.
@@multitudeofidols Sounds like UPN was using Don LaFontaine to do their voice overs on promo's. He passed away in 2008. Why you never hear him anymore, and whenever I hear his voice on old promo's I think of when I worked at an NBC affiliate in the late 90's early 2000's, his voice was all over NBC promo's.
RogerwilcoFoxtrot 7 of 9 so unnecessary
I came to this series long after it was relevant, so I was divorced by it marketing. The "sexiness" aspect of it was ridiculous, but it still felt like Trek overall, and got good in Season 3 (we all know most Trek shows are not so good in early seasons). Seeing that ad at the time though . . . good Lord what was that?! No wonder people were so pissed at the time!
Captain Kirk had sex appeal.
Captain Picard, intelligence and diplomacy
Sisko: badassery
Even Janeway had tenacity.
Archer... well... he had a beagle I guess.
I wouldn't say Kirk has sex appeal. It's one of those instances where the show desperately tries to convince the audience he's sexy by writing all these ridiculous romances with a new girl every week...meanwhile the character that women really go crazy for is Spock.
But yes Archer certainly has.....a beagle.
Bones was always my fave. Grouchy country doctor is my aesthetic.
Though, he may not be as popular, Archer... is the one who formed the Federation. Or at least paved the way for it.
And, yes. He had a beagle.
Kirk is more the daredevil adventure guy.
I’d say Kirk is more adventurous rule breaking Maverick who still values his team and strives to be the best person he can be. There’s so much to Kirk and a lot of the ‘Kirk sexer of green ladies’ has little basis in the actual text
"Mabey women do randomly lose their shirts durring important missions" - My new favorite quote from the internet.
Maybe?
As a casual Trekkie, I think you pretty much nail why Enterprise didn't work. It tried to be "adult", but did so in that annoying PG-13 way of amping up the sex, but not too much, as well as making the cast a bunch of randy idiots. Personally, Enterprise is the show I would absolutely adore if you ever decided to give another TV show the in-depth Charmed treatment, because like you say at one point, there really is a novel's worth of things Enterprise did so so badly.
Anyway, great and hilarious review on what has to be a contender for the worst episode between the over 700 episodes Trek has ever produced.
I thought Voyager's Threshold was considered to be the worst ever.
The problem with Enterprise is they put a guy in charge that openly held Star Trek in contempt.
Archer should never have been in a command position.
LOL, I actually liked "STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE".
Heck, I really liked it's Final 2 Seasons. They were GREAT!
It's funny, I hate the last two seasons. That stupid zini war... the whole stupid time travel line.. ugh.
ENT was great. Just as DS9, TNG and VOY was.
I like the final 2 seasons, although I will concede that its finale is absolute dreck.
i don't like the time traveling crap. other than that LOVE IT
“I’m not a Trekkie” HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!!!!
I like to think that Star Trek Enterprise is actually a holodeck program written by someone who hates the Federation.
It actually was a holodeck program canonically! In the season finale, it ends with Riker shutting down the "historical documentary" program he was running and walking out of the holodeck.
Maybe Barclay and holo-Moriarty were messing with the computer again.
Only we don't know if any of it actually occurred! Maybe STD will be given the same treatment.
I like to imagine the entire series, not just the finale, was a poorly written holodeck program written by Tom Paris post-Voyager and maybe with contributions from Barclay.
So this is the star trek version of Micheal Bay historical movie. But this does make me want to see some weird thing where a time rift happens and this whole holoplay somehow falls back in time to when the people and ship its based on exist so I can see their reactions to it.
To be fair though I do think the idea had potential and some of the later episodes (after new people were brought in the fix it) were decent or good like the in a mirror darkly episode. But the first two seasons are pretty much irredeemable
Jesus, it's like they gave the A and B story to one character.
The line "your dog's life depends on it" gets me every time 😂🤣😂
Let me be clear, "A Night in Sickbay" was awesome. I was laughing out loud through most of it. But I'm still upvoting your video because it made me laugh out loud even more. Life may be at its best when you don't take it too seriously, but episodes like this are best when not taken seriously at all.
Although her analysis is upmost logical and true, I still love that episode.
Same here. I have a soft spot for Enterprise in my heart
They didn't need a adult Star Trek they had one Deep Space Nine. They had a lot more sexual scenes than any Star Trek show before Enterprise and it felt more natural than this.
I want to think "Enterprise" is nothing more than a historically inaccurate holonovel being pimped by Quark.
Ah yes, the sexual themes of DS9 ... Quark as a female, wonderful episode...
@@voxdraconia4035 well ok maybe except that one... that one wasn't very good
Hey at least captain Archer has faith of the heart
My dad was a big Trekkie and tried to watch Enterprise, and I joined him for a while because I was a Quantum Leap fan and loved Scott Bakula.
Oh boy did we try.
I think I made it about... 5 episodes. My dad hung in there for maybe another 2 or 3. Then we quietly acknowledged never to speak of it again. It was for the best.
I slogged through it on Netflix recently.
I have never been more bored with something calling itself Star Trek in all my life. Discovery is trash, sure, but Enterprise is just boring.
Don't you mean for the breast? (Yeah, I'm three years too late for that joke, so what?)
@@Dargonhuman I will concede that at least the second half is better.
At least we got to see Seth MacFarlane in a role he always wanted, pre Orville!
O.... M.... G... HOW DID I NOT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS?!? AND I ONLY RECENTLY REALISED JOHN BILLINGSLEY WAS IN TRUE BLOOD!
I love Family Guy but MacFarlane was going pre-Musk Musk by then - what with his ego beginning to supersede his actual talent [not good].....
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THANK YOU for pointing out how uncomfortably sexual Enterprise was lmao i felt like i was watching a sex scene with my parents even when i was alone in my apartment.
also i didnt realize the Porthos-cheese thing was supposed to be a joke, i always felt like it was a writer putting their own pet into the show
I really, really would like to see a Charmed-style breakdown of Enterprise...this was but a mere taste, and I want MORE!
Hell yes. It would probably be really hard to balance that with her Baywatching series and her normal Movie Nights series but....I just really want it. It would heal my Trekkie heart to see her skewer this bullshit show.
Look up SFDebris. He's looked at a lot of episodes for Enterprise.
Well, that and then there was that episode they went to sex planet.
Star Trekking?
8:40 "GOD! Please STOP Talking About How You Want to Bone T'Pol While Performing Surgery On Your Taxidermy Juice Dog!"
This is why you are awesome Alison XD
Yeah, that's my favorite line!
Taxidermy Juice Dog... sounds like the name of an early '90's alternative rock band.
Wiser words have rarely been spoken...
Words I never thought I would hear. XD
That's something you see on Grey's Anatomy, not Star Trek.
...wait, Star Trek gets just as weird.
The "In a Mirror, Darkly" episodes were excellent.
They were good, and answered Scotty's question of "Heaven knows where it sent the Defiant".
@@TheHeretic2011 The answer was: "Hell. The Defiant was sent into Hell."
I like how UPN did the promo like it was quazy hijinks on the Starship Enterprise.
OtakuboyT Voyager was on UPN as well right?
Yes. In fact it was the first show on UPN.
Endar0 That explains a lot...
And I know that most of the people who made decisions on Voyager worked on Enterprise.
Endar0 It's nice to know UPN is where it is because they were trying to be hip for the sake of being hip. To me, UPN didn't know what it wanted to be like MyNetworkTV after it. As far as Star Trek, I hope Discovery does better but it being on CBS All Access worries me because their first two original shows on there are that and The Good Wife spinoff.
Excuse you, Allison, Archer isn't a "space racist". He's a space xenophobe.
Oh, Enterprise. I remember being 4 and my family hate-watching it around me to yell at the captain. I remember basically all the other characters being fine, though. Haven't thought about it ... pretty much since then.
I'm...honestly jealous of your memory. I was unfortunately old enough to feel the full force of this prequel's awfulness. And remember that it came out right after the "Star Wars" prequels had gotten into full swing. You don't know what a nerd went through at that time.
a filler episode that went too far but according to some fanfictions, not far enough.
What is amazing is that the dog is mentioned in the Star Trek reboot.
All the things the reboot killed and Enterprise and it's dog survive.
Can’t be the same dog, he’d be a hundred years old
If TNG'S Sub Rosa didn't end Star Trek then this certainly didn't
It kinda did though.
@@handsomebrick no, Nemesis did
I certainly wouldn't object to being sub Beverly.....
@@daveroche6522 She's mommy.
I think Archer was an even worse captain than some of the guest character captains on TOS who went insane after losing their crews.
I mean, at least those guys apparently were good captains UNTIL then. And many or most of them didn't even attempt genocide.
Hell, technically, the Federation scientist who *literally re-established the Third Reich* on an alien planet wasn't TRYING to start a genocide...it just, y'know, kinda got away from him.
This episode is awful and I laughed out loud during this video. There are actually worse episodes of Enterprise though.
With that said, I like the show overall - especially the third & fourth seasons. Despite some terrible episodes (which all Trek series have), I think Enterprise gets an unfair bad rap.
I agree. I think if it had a fifth season, it could have hit it's stride.
@@forgetmenotjimmy sad to say I dropped off around season three and was genuinely happy to hear it was canceled. Yeah, I was an emo trekkie in my younger days lol.
I caught the later seasons and thought they were pretty good even if the stories often had some significant weak logic.
@@DrewLSsix well I enjoyed them cause I'm dumb
When I say that I liked this series I always have to specify that I skipped the first two seasons
Given the showrunner change theres a good chance that had it been given the full 7 seasons it's rep would not be as bad (since the fourth season hand new writers who weren't burned out)
I'd like to see the show get continuation as an episodic video game but Im in the minority on that and have a feeling that wouldn't sell even as a digital release
I actually really love Enterprise's 4th season but yeah, season 1 & most of season 2 are pretty unbearable, it is a little funny them trying to pitch Enterprise as "adult Star Trek" when the original series was considered super adult. We forget this now but TOS came out when stuff like casual & premarital sex were counter-cultural ideas so having Kirk as a free love in space guy was considered super risque at the time & part of how they got away with stuff like their Vietnam episode
This episode aired exactly 20 years ago to the day, when I turned 15, in 2002. And of course, every major birthday in my life, was/is destined to be THE WORST DAYS of my LIFE! To quote Vince McMahon "Life's a b, and then, you Die!"
True Story! More than you Know!
Ironically. The subject of a ship's captain's need for companionship is something that could make a good story. Who knows? Maybe that is why starships really have holidecks.
This is the "Spock's Brain" episode of Berman-era Trek. I mean, this goes beyond Janeway & Paris turning into lizards and spawning, it is PURE TURD!
Is this sarcasm? I hope it's sarcasm. I just came here to say that nothing in Enterprise is as bad as Paneway-Lizarding.
You cannot be serious?
"PURE TURD" - the latest iffy alien ambassador/captain/diplomat they encounter. Hoshi mistranslates it as "GOLDEN SHOWER", resulting in extremely boring consequences.....
Ah yes, Threshold, another cannon ep that most of us choose not to acknowledge. (But I love VOY)
Okay, so they put Porthos in a bacta tank? THAT'S THE WRONG "STAR" THING!
They increasingly leaned in that direction as the show progressed.
Oh dear Christ please do more of these! I was cackling the whole way through!!
I've been binge watching on Netflix. I chalked up the dumb decisions to rookie mistakes, but maybe the rookie mistakes are of the writers.
Scott reading the script: oh boy.
Now that I'm into Quantum Leap, I am convinced this is all Al's fault. Sam could've handled this Leap pretty decently with a navy admiral's advice, but every time he needed Al the most, the hologram was in the Enterprise's Decontamination Chamber, mesmerized. On the one occasion Al finally did come out and try telling Sam what to say, he got distracted again, and accidentally told Sam to say "I'm doing the breast I can" and "send me your lips." And Ziggy says this Leap is responsible for all the plot holes in the entire "Star Trek" timeline.
The parts with Porthos in the box are just begging for a Wrath of Khan joke.
"Archer,,, I have been and always will be ... your dog"
Still a better Khan remake than into darkness
And better than Generations, and First Contact, and Nemesis... All attempts to redo the formula of Wrath of Khan. Yeah, I don't like First Contact at all! It's only the least terrible of the TNG films.
Also, consider that Picard taking the Enterprise-E back in time spawned a second timeline that caused Enterprise the show to happen in a way that doesn't break continuity at all. Thanks First Contact.
I recommend watching the tie-in series, 'Star Trek: Shran' where you only ever watch episodes that have Shran in them, and whenever he isn't on screen, you doze off until he's back. It's excellent.
I have been WAITING FOR THIS since the liveblog. This show was such a nightmare. I watched it when I was pretty young and I just remember I hated the show but loved the dog.
"Space Jizz..." Oh man... I remember this ep. It cracked me up.
Never saw this episode of Enterprise in my timeline. I thought I saw all of the episodes.
I'm so happy you decided to make manic episodes of this show . Especially since I've been seeing your live blogs of this train wreck on you blog.
I liked Star trek Enterprise, it was my second favorite of the franchise although that episode was a little weak.
It never gelled with me. I felt that the prequel was boring. Farewell Star Trek
Weirdly enough, this kind of perfectly cements Archer as a bridge between humans today and the evolved better humans of The Next Generation. Sure he's better than we are most of the time, but all it takes is something upsetting like this to push him right back to our level.
That's definitely not to say this is a good episode, it really isn't. I watched it on a train and this really attractive girl next to me looked over at the exact moment Dr Phlox was combing his tongue. I still shiver with embarassment
I'm not buying Bakula as a dog owner. He doesn't once say he's toooooo small
Melissa Waddington Or refer to the dog as a squishbug.
The Dr. Crusher and the candle ghost/alien thing was still worse than this.
Man I hope the caber toss is still on. You going?
DINNAE LIT THA CAHNDLE!
Manic Episodes + Star Trek = Yes Please!
Ugh, that theme song, I'd forgotten how the opening alone would put me in a weird mood before the episodes, and potentially ruined them for me.
Rewatching these again with the new episode out. I know these episodes don't come out often but they're pretty hilarious
I was "meh" about this episode as a kid. As an adult I'm aghast that Archer was the representative of the whole damn human race to dozens of species in the Alpha Quadrant.
*Angrily watches water polo*
Captain Archer = Mitch Buchannon in space
Mitch Von Malibu would have made a way more competent captain. He would have at least focused on the "saves"--Archer just gets his ass beaten and sanctimoniously talks down to other alien races constantly.
...the more I think about it, the more I want a spinoff Trek show starring the Baywatch cast and characters. That would be the best/worst thing in existence.
"My space save!"
Gasoline85 If Archer really was Mitch, I think Porthos would have been ejected into space a long time ago.
"I HATE YOU DOG! ARURURURU!!!"
Kimberly That *would* have been a very interesting concept with the Baywatch characters in Star Trek. "Replicator, 20 cheeseburgers!"
"Guinan, gimme a refreshing A&W cream soda to go with my 20 cheeseburgers."
I think he's more like Eddie.
I love how Scott Bakula got you into the Trekhole
As an original trekker I so wanted this series to be good, it had so much potential
The last 2 seasons feel like a much better show if it had started out like that then it might have been a different story.
I never saw this, thank goodness. For me the series died with the Dear Doctor episode, where Archer doomed an intelligent species to extinction because evolution.
Wanna know what would have made this episode better, Groppler Zorn.
After being a fan during the TGWTG days I just got into Lupa's videos again. She is just as funny as she has always been, and I would love to see more Manic Episodes on Enterprise. It is just such a deep rabbit hole for weird, bad, or just bizarre episodes.
Always wondered why everyone hated this show. Now, I think I have an idea.
I heard this show was bad. I didn't know it was "sexy dead puppy nightmares" bad. I didn't even know that was a kind of bad that existed.
This is the best summary of the episode in the whole comments section. It needs more upvotes.
0:35 Reeds reaction to seeing a topless Hoshi NEVER strikes as real - a real - real - response (ok, mine) would be "Yes, very nice but you COULD buy me dinner first. Excuse me while I slobber appropriately".
Dude, I've been watching you recap this shit on Tumblr and I thought THAT was bad
Holy shit, I had no idea
What the fuck is this show?!
One that should not be watched.
Godzillasaur Buttersworth The worst Star Trek show. A show so bad, the second worst episode of the series is where they commit genocide.
The "Phantom Menace" of "Star Trek."
Porthos is the best character on the show. I'll die on this hill.
I'll die with you
2:15 The decontamination chamber sequences did hurt the show. Because they made me literally laugh in disbelieve. And because I found them so unintentionally funny, I lost a little respect for the writers, because I thought: Do they really think I am such an idiot watching the show?
Your videos are so awesome. Thanks
Thanks!
8:23: From now on since I watched this video, let it be known that on my birthday every year, I will always utter that legendary Scott Bakula quote.
7:17 I actually thought this was a funny montage the youtuber put together to mock this episode.
Why am I only finding this channel now??? 🤣🤣🤣
Please tell me that slo-mo and fade-out shot of him and the dog with the song playing was an edit that was made for comedic purposes and not actually in the episode.
I NEVER would have dreamed of you doing this :-o
This series wasn't that bad. Likable at least it didn't give you an STD .....
Rights when it got good they killed it off.
The fact that they wouldn't even use star trek in the title, speaks volumes!
I never watched this Star Trek show but wow…please keep reviewing these. You must. I can only watch it with you helping it along.
I absolutely love this channel. More Star Trek content please. 👍😍