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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 6 років тому +84

    The writing on this sketch is INCREDIBLE.

  • @neilpemberton5523
    @neilpemberton5523 4 роки тому +29

    I'm not Scottish so I can't comment on how authenic Armstrong's accent is, but my God he knows how to use it in a comedy sketch!

  • @OptimysticPessimyst
    @OptimysticPessimyst Рік тому +8

    The little bit of brilliance is that they keep asking what’s going on at Villa Park but the scores at the bottom always show Villa as the away side. So nothing is ever going on there😂

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral Рік тому +3

      Ha, well spotted. They also keep ending each segment with "let's go over to Stamford Bridge" even though the scroll at the bottom says Chelsea are playing away at Old Trafford.

  • @ethandalton6480
    @ethandalton6480 6 років тому +97

    You know its a comedy show when Arsenal are top of the league

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 4 роки тому +3

      And Wigan second.
      Shows that whoever did tje graphics here knew f all about football at the time.

    • @xBLaDeofWaaRx
      @xBLaDeofWaaRx 4 роки тому +4

      Mark Baxter did you consider they might have done that deliberately to add to the joke?

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 4 роки тому +2

      Could have been a history programme. Ancient history of course...

    • @PatriciaKelly-gz7vg
      @PatriciaKelly-gz7vg 4 роки тому +1

      Harsh.Random.

    • @mybookfacetube
      @mybookfacetube 3 роки тому

      @@xBLaDeofWaaRx I was just thinking that.

  • @MilkyWayFlid
    @MilkyWayFlid 9 місяців тому +1

    That "bet you've seen some girls run in your time" skit is absolutely legendary. Cry laughing at it every time

  • @Hakajin
    @Hakajin 6 років тому +52

    I'd be much more into sports if the commentary was like this!

  • @CamcorderSteve
    @CamcorderSteve 6 років тому +76

    No wonder Spurs arn't doing that well, they're playing against Liverpool and West Ham at the same time!!

    • @stephendines1936
      @stephendines1936 6 років тому +1

      Steve Well spotted.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 років тому

      They're drawing against West Ham.

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 5 років тому

      And also, Wigan in second?! 😅

    • @KAF128
      @KAF128 4 роки тому

      Also, poor Villa playing two games at once - neither is at Villa Park, so...why are they watching there?!

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 роки тому +6

    What's so interesting at Stamford Bridge that Saturday afternoon? Chelsea were clearly playing Man Utd at Old Trafford.

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 2 роки тому

      And Villa were losing 2-0 at the Emirates and drawing 0-0 at the Valley so dunno why they kept going to Villa Park for the report, neither...

  • @pauldavies1151
    @pauldavies1151 3 роки тому +10

    Omg I've just cried with laughter watching this. Great writing and acting

  • @ewanmcfadyen3183
    @ewanmcfadyen3183 6 років тому +35

    The lad Simpson is on his debut yet has scored 1 goal in 13 games...

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 років тому +5

      His debut for the club doesn't necessarily mean his debut game ever.

    • @KAF128
      @KAF128 4 роки тому

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral debut does tend to mean 'for this club'!

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 4 роки тому +4

      Yep, a terrible 'mistake' indeed. It may as well be a comedy sketch. Oh, wait...

  • @mod4it87
    @mod4it87 3 роки тому +7

    If you push someone too much , they do more than get even 🤣😂

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 5 років тому +8

    So funny how the host laughs at his own jokes all the time!

  • @jameretief8327
    @jameretief8327 4 роки тому +6

    What we wish would happen on ESPN on every one of their shows.

  • @daminox
    @daminox Рік тому

    The "boos" joke killed me lmao

  • @stuartbrandwood542
    @stuartbrandwood542 Рік тому

    Bothers me that the action is at Villa Park but Villa are listed as playing away at Charlton.

  • @jamesfish18
    @jamesfish18 2 роки тому +1

    I love all these sketches, he reminds me of Graeme Souness

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +3

    I don't know Jeff. I thought they were bringing a sub on.

  • @jameshumphreys9715
    @jameshumphreys9715 3 роки тому

    Villa Park is mentioned so Villa are playing at home but the games underneath have them playing at Arsenal, but it is 0-0 then play at Charlton

  • @lizmol-san
    @lizmol-san 6 років тому +14

    Miller n Armstrong are so cute together...it's a sin to imagine them as anything else. 😔

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex 5 років тому

      How about a daytime TV quiz show host for one of them?

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrExEssex That would be pointless

  • @Alan_Connor
    @Alan_Connor 6 років тому +3

    Stamford Bridge? Chelsea are away at Man U according to the ticker tape-funny sketch though!

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 6 років тому +3

    He says let's go to Villa Park, why they are playing away.

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 4 роки тому

      yeah there's more atmosphere then :p

  • @neilmartin3220
    @neilmartin3220 4 роки тому +2

    Remember watching this at the time. Brilliant! 😂

  • @kennychromatophore3946
    @kennychromatophore3946 Рік тому

    I scrolled a long way down the comments section in search of the word 'parachute', as I was stuck in a tree straight after 0:57, contemplating my journey to the ground.... Quite brilliantly bizarre :)

  • @cloe1704
    @cloe1704 6 років тому +1

    Great both of them.

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 Рік тому

    How is there anything at all happening at Villa Park if Villa are away to arsenal that day? Could it be FA Cup semi-final weekend and two other teams still in the Cup are playing at neutral venue Villa Park?

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 роки тому +2

    This is what Soccer Saturday is about to become now that Jeff Stelling is about to leave.
    Edit: He's still there, but it's still no better.

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 4 роки тому +2

    Dunno what the guy doing the graphics was on, but Arsenal top, Wigan, Fulham, Bolton in the top 4 - what backwards reality is this? 😂

    • @mybookfacetube
      @mybookfacetube 3 роки тому

      That has to be part of it, no? It wouldn't have been hard to be accurate and I'm guessing they thought the same. Could be wrong though.

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 3 роки тому +1

    Wigan 2nd in the Premiership?

  • @davidpyott3710
    @davidpyott3710 Рік тому +1

    That is a comedic sketch that says more about life than a great many things do, brilliant

  • @Codex7777
    @Codex7777 4 роки тому +7

    Hilarious how the comments section is full of people pointing out flaws and inaccuracies in the scores, table, commentary etc. Do people not understand that this is a comedy sketch? Most of these mistakes will have been deliberate. If any of them weren't, it DOESN'T MATTER! It's a comedy sketch ffs! :)

    • @mybookfacetube
      @mybookfacetube 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly, thank you. I'd just commented on this point, nice to see I'm not the only one.

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 5 років тому +1

    At 00:55 he says lets go over to Stanford Bridge then a second later we see two men in parachutes for a less than a second. WTF?

    • @Ulron1
      @Ulron1 5 років тому +5

      Crazy what goes on at Stanford Bridge. Isn’t it.

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 5 років тому +4

      It's a compilation of different segments from an episode of the Armstrong and Miller sketch show. Presumably the next sketch along was a skit involving their famous WW2 pilots, which wasn't quite edited out from this cut.

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Рік тому

      I know Todd Boehly has plans for Chelsea, I just didn't expect that.

  • @lucaskennington9101
    @lucaskennington9101 Рік тому

    I've just noticed that Spurs and Tottenham are shown as two separate teams.

  • @michaelhanrahan5349
    @michaelhanrahan5349 4 роки тому +5

    It would be pointless going "over to Stamford Bridge", as Chelsea were playing at Old Trafford.

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 4 роки тому +1

      Almost as pointless as pointing out errors on a table during a comedy sketch 😉

    • @michaelhanrahan5349
      @michaelhanrahan5349 4 роки тому

      @@literate-aside Comedy or Tragedy, I'm a stickler for detail.

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 4 роки тому

      @@michaelhanrahan5349 And a riot at parties 😏

    • @michaelhanrahan5349
      @michaelhanrahan5349 4 роки тому

      @@literate-aside I'm more of a Pipe and slippers man myself.

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 4 роки тому

      @@michaelhanrahan5349 I can imagine. As long as it makes you happy, eh?

  • @paulthompson8996
    @paulthompson8996 4 роки тому

    Flash frame in there unfortunately

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 5 років тому +2

    0:57 random

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 2 місяці тому +1

      Isn’t it?

    • @galexeqe
      @galexeqe 2 місяці тому

      @@lettuce984 standard

  • @fyodor48alyosha67
    @fyodor48alyosha67 5 років тому +17

    Point tae ponder’ the fact that another can mimic/mock another country’s accent, mannerisms and stereotypes, but it’s all just for a laugh 😂
    And as a Scotsman I say, well done Tis good to laugh at each other...
    Now if only others ( leftist/liberals PC brigade certain religious types, ie muslims ) could laugh at themselves in a similar manner, our lovely country called the UK 🇬🇧 would be a much happier place to live ...

    • @59jalex
      @59jalex 5 років тому +1

      And Kevin Bridges had me laughing out loud with his impression of an Englishman doing his impression of a Scotsman. If you know what I mean. :-) We make fun of each other because that's what we do to those we consider worthy of our banter.

  • @PaulSmith-zb1nm
    @PaulSmith-zb1nm 2 роки тому

    Nothing will be happening at Villa Park because Villa are losing 2-0 at the Emirates...

  • @AkshayVasant
    @AkshayVasant 6 років тому +1

    @2:05 Can someone please explain the math joke?

    • @AkshayVasant
      @AkshayVasant 6 років тому

      BalkanHound Thank you. I thought so, but wanted to confirm it was the same thing.

    • @Rob-uo9hq
      @Rob-uo9hq 6 років тому +35

      BalkanHound is wrong. The joke is actually that Ben Miller’s character says he thought Billy said “meths” , meaning methylated spirits i.e alcohol. This is another alcohol related pun reinforcing the fact that Billy is an alcoholic.

  • @richardlogan8553
    @richardlogan8553 8 місяців тому

    Why are they so obsessed with going to empty football grounds

  • @listerofsmeg884
    @listerofsmeg884 3 роки тому

    Thing is, if Simpson is on his debut, how could be having a 'really lean spell'? 🤔
    Great skit though.

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 2 роки тому

      That was my thought on it. Apparently had 1 goal in 13 so I guess that nobody makes their debut until their 14th match...
      (Also, he keeps saying "going over to Villa Park" but scores show "Arsenal 2-0 Aston Villa" and "Charlton 0-0 Aston Villa" so not only are they playing twice but neither are at home...)

    • @danielhughes2014
      @danielhughes2014 2 роки тому

      He could have joined in the January transfer window from another Premier League side which he played 13 times for maybe?

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 7 місяців тому

    This is why Jimmy Carr doesn't host the footie.

  • @Johnstone72
    @Johnstone72 Рік тому

    Billy McNab should have Malkied yon wee Davey. East Kilbride patter always ends badly

  • @jamesfish18
    @jamesfish18 2 роки тому

    I love the one where he goes on about Boos, and he takes it the wrong way

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 Рік тому

    Even that late in the season and being 2 goals ahead, you can tell Arsenal is going to bottle it.

  • @rolirolster
    @rolirolster 6 років тому +3

    Billy McNab disliked :-)

  • @James-oi6pe
    @James-oi6pe 6 років тому

    If only that table was real... #wafc

  • @CW-Design
    @CW-Design 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 3 роки тому

    A very funny sketch. But the person that wrote the league table definitely has no clue about the premiership, because there's no way the likes of Wigan, Fulham and Bolton would be in the top four.

  • @jameshumphreys9715
    @jameshumphreys9715 2 роки тому

    These are superior to Mitchell and Webbs.

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 2 роки тому +1

      So is watchin a dog shit.

  • @qqqsfdf1232
    @qqqsfdf1232 5 років тому

    A very young David Mitchell there

  • @Johnstone72
    @Johnstone72 Рік тому

    Billy McNab should have Malkied yon wee Davey. East Kilbride patter always ends badly