BLPPB || Crapshots Ep776

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @FakeSchrodingersCat
    @FakeSchrodingersCat 4 місяці тому +306

    In the US you have to pay a lot of money out of pocket or have expensive fuckoff insurance, it is good that Canada has universal single payer fuckoff care.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 4 місяці тому +19

      Same here in the UK. Everyone is fucking off and it makes our country a better place. The fucking budget is a bit underfunded and there's no NHS dentists to do mouth fucking off but at least in a car crash I can be confident that I can tell the BMW that cut me to fuck off without worrying about how much it costs.

  • @wwefreak62
    @wwefreak62 4 місяці тому +140

    This one feels like it's coming from a deep place.

  • @hannahgeraghty4201
    @hannahgeraghty4201 4 місяці тому +240

    You have no idea how often I'm going to be sending people this video when they start getting pissy

    • @BrotherAlpha
      @BrotherAlpha 4 місяці тому +4

      Yep. Going to bookmark that one for later.

    • @RhadeBoss
      @RhadeBoss 4 місяці тому +2

      Bookmarked for later 😁👍

    • @fehlbrandschwele
      @fehlbrandschwele 4 місяці тому +2

      same here! 😂

    • @holosmoss
      @holosmoss 4 місяці тому +2

      it should be my signature in every forums

    • @briangibbons1483
      @briangibbons1483 4 місяці тому +1

      Agreed

  • @Voidhawk42
    @Voidhawk42 4 місяці тому +91

    I showed this to my wife who works in a public-facing job and it absolutely slew her. Falling over on the floor from laughing so hard she couldn't breathe for 5 solid minutes. 10/10 perfectly written and performed. 😂👌💯

  • @MiffoKarin
    @MiffoKarin 4 місяці тому +174

    Actually I'm a WOH (Whiny Old Hag), not a BLPPB.

    • @sentientwaffle535
      @sentientwaffle535 4 місяці тому +21

      Oh yeah WOH benefits are years off, but I hear if you misrepresent it just a tiny bit to your doctor you can get assigned for Giant Loser Syndrome and that’s super cheap care

    • @wavesofbabies
      @wavesofbabies 4 місяці тому +11

      Then you might be entitled to compensation

    • @sokolov22
      @sokolov22 4 місяці тому +9

      Hags are in demand

    • @edatthegovernance
      @edatthegovernance 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@wavesofbabiesmight be? Might be? Does no one KNOW?

    • @rinsgravity2007
      @rinsgravity2007 4 місяці тому +3

      Relatable

  • @Newbiespud
    @Newbiespud 4 місяці тому +42

    This is just how it feels interacting with any health care system when you have a purely mental (but still genuine) health problem.

  • @hannabelphaege3774
    @hannabelphaege3774 4 місяці тому +87

    That condescending look to camera just kills me

  • @stevencrampton8506
    @stevencrampton8506 4 місяці тому +8

    You guys could have just gone with "Big Loser Piss Baby benefits" and it would have been funny, but somehow "Piss Piss Baby" just elevates the gag so much higher. Goddamn you know your comedy.

  • @failfurby
    @failfurby 4 місяці тому +34

    I identify as a SSOFE (sentient sack of feelings and emotions) thank you very much

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi 4 місяці тому +106

    Not wanting to do something because it's hard doesn't _automatically_ make you a BLPPB, just a human being. This is why it's important to get a diagnosis, even a second opinion - but remain open to the possibility while you do so.

  • @Xeddyhime
    @Xeddyhime 4 місяці тому +25

    Graham's look at the end is everything.

  • @rditullio
    @rditullio 4 місяці тому +68

    My first thought was, "Wow. Who hurt you guys?"

    • @blip_bloop
      @blip_bloop 4 місяці тому

      dunno hope they fucked all the way off though

    • @pBlackcoat
      @pBlackcoat 4 місяці тому +40

      Have you met the Internet?

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker 4 місяці тому +18

      @@pBlackcoat I have not, is it any good?

    • @pBlackcoat
      @pBlackcoat 4 місяці тому +24

      @@wormspeaker on average no, but there are pockets that are pretty good

    • @SephSays
      @SephSays 4 місяці тому

      Probably some big loser piss piss baby

  • @dewrules235
    @dewrules235 4 місяці тому +15

    This feels like it came from a personal place

  • @koristi_
    @koristi_ 4 місяці тому +15

    Lost it already at Graham sliding in "What's wrong?"

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich 4 місяці тому +8

    Corey's "what's that" was beautifully delivered

  • @djordjedjokovic6390
    @djordjedjokovic6390 3 місяці тому +3

    This actually made me cry. I really needed to hear this. One of the best lrr videos of all time.

  • @trident042
    @trident042 4 місяці тому +13

    Wow. I was busy thinking of the severals of people in my life who could really enjoy the benefits of BLPPB - and then Graham just turns and looks right at me.
    Well done.

  • @PantherAssaultCannon
    @PantherAssaultCannon 3 місяці тому +2

    The turn to the face the camera at the end by Graham really nailed the end.

  • @Irsaan88
    @Irsaan88 3 місяці тому +2

    I've come back and watched this video 7 or 8 times now. I've sent it to all of my closest friends, most of my favorite coworkers, and it will live rent-free in my heart and brain until such time as they cease to function. Thank you for this gift.

  • @Alexandra-ez8rj
    @Alexandra-ez8rj 4 місяці тому +8

    One friend linked this to another after the first ten seconds as a 'haha it's you!' joke. Then the actual point of the skit kicked in and things were not so funny for a moment there. Wonderful skit, had many laughs.

  • @derkcast620
    @derkcast620 4 місяці тому +37

    I want you to believe when I tell you the following:
    I clicked the video
    took a swig of coffee
    and proceeded to DESPERATELY hold on to said swig as I began to laugh at this awesome video.
    .....
    and now I am cleaning my keyboard....

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven 4 місяці тому +4

      I'm subscribed to the LRR Twitch channel, so I'm giving them money, but the real price I pay for being an LRR fan is occasionally having to buy a new keyboard because I've dribbled whatever I was foolishly trying to drink while watching onto it as my body is trying to laugh and hold my drink in my mouth at the same time.

    • @derkcast620
      @derkcast620 4 місяці тому +2

      @@RvEijndhoven i love it! 🤣

  • @Arcdeek
    @Arcdeek 4 місяці тому +5

    As someone who spent too many years in retail in a tourist town, I love everything about this.

  • @azninsect
    @azninsect 4 місяці тому +4

    I've never had a video rip itself right from the deepest part of my mental state and elaborate so well what I want to put out there...if not for my limited vocabulary and my generally smooth brain

  • @dougystyle79
    @dougystyle79 4 місяці тому +5

    I am inserting this into my company's monthly training sessions.

  • @FredDermett
    @FredDermett 4 місяці тому +2

    this is my favorite crapshot in a while. so good

  • @logank9177
    @logank9177 4 місяці тому +3

    The look to camera is perfect lmao

  • @tehPete
    @tehPete 4 місяці тому +3

    0:33 That delivery... 😂

  • @nickr1818
    @nickr1818 4 місяці тому +12

    Saving this one for November

  • @UrdnotChuckles
    @UrdnotChuckles 4 місяці тому +3

    That smile at the end really sells it.

  • @cocomoroo
    @cocomoroo 4 місяці тому +10

    I feel called out.

  • @THESP-rz3hg
    @THESP-rz3hg 4 місяці тому +9

    Participation in this program isn't just good for you! It helps you coworkers, your family, society at large, and mostly ME! So you don't need to feel bad about f**king off, and staying f**ked off for as long as you need

  • @amywiles2664
    @amywiles2664 4 місяці тому +1

    I need to read that brochure. You know they made a full brochure with all sorts of good jokes on the inside that we never get to see.

  • @mikeyjhilli
    @mikeyjhilli 4 місяці тому +1

    DEER GORD HAL MIGHTY! This is the greatest Crapshots ever. EVER! Not sure How I kept it together. It's all downhill from here. Thanks for the video.

  • @MusicOTNight2096
    @MusicOTNight2096 4 місяці тому +3

    As someone who worked in the hell also known as retail for twelve and a half years, I laughed...HARD.

  • @iEuno1
    @iEuno1 3 місяці тому +1

    The relationship of help was a book I had to learn or emergency nursing, of which beneficiary are mostly police.

  • @robertnewman7263
    @robertnewman7263 4 місяці тому +1

    I really want to see the behind the scenes of this sketch. This feels exceedingly personal lol

  • @Xarkana
    @Xarkana 4 місяці тому +4

    This is the most useful crapshot ever, I can send this to people I like and people I don't like!

  • @Zandaarl
    @Zandaarl 4 місяці тому +5

    Not compensations, but at least we know who is eligible for some benefits! 🎉

  • @BurleyBoar
    @BurleyBoar 3 місяці тому +1

    I've watched this a few times and it is helping make positive change in my life. Cori's first line that does all of the setup... I now ask myself if I am acting this.... Yes things can be hard and not be about me and I need to get it done. Thanks for the positive spin by showing the opposite so well.

  • @lucasenraraujo
    @lucasenraraujo 4 місяці тому +13

    Not faair! She was selected for the program before me! |:(

  • @GerBessa
    @GerBessa 4 місяці тому +2

    I felt like I listened to an "Honest Government Ad" by the Juice Media.

  • @JenSevert
    @JenSevert 4 місяці тому

    Truly a masterpiece. Now I know where to send people for help with their BLPPB. 😂 Thank you LRR!

  • @suudsuu
    @suudsuu 3 місяці тому +1

    this one just keeps giving

  • @utility63
    @utility63 4 місяці тому +11

    0:24 "& Tourism"
    As someone who is, let's just say, Canada adjacent please don't have them fuck off over here. We already produce enough domestically.

  • @ReynardWrecce
    @ReynardWrecce 4 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely exemplary.

  • @dylanh8163
    @dylanh8163 4 місяці тому +4

    I thought it was “bad luck please play bad” instead of good luck have fun

  • @sylenctone
    @sylenctone 4 місяці тому +1

    Just beautiful.

  • @rockyradical
    @rockyradical 4 місяці тому +4

    Can we see that brochure in its entirety?

  • @Togaoki
    @Togaoki 4 місяці тому +16

    JESUS, I wasn't expecting this. Hit me like a truck

  • @meekestlife
    @meekestlife 4 місяці тому +47

    Good news for convoy supporters!

    • @whollymindless
      @whollymindless 4 місяці тому +2

      Or convoy dismissers. It's a benefit for all to enjoy.

  • @SEANALPURVIS
    @SEANALPURVIS 4 місяці тому +3

    I discovered this is a secret benefit when I turned a certain age. I've been taking advantage ever since and best of all it's free of charge

  • @erinustv
    @erinustv 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the best thing I have ever seen

  • @nicholasfalasco8539
    @nicholasfalasco8539 4 місяці тому +1

    This has to be based on a personal experience. I'm sharing this with everyone I know.

  • @MadMontyMN
    @MadMontyMN 4 місяці тому +2

    This is excellent

  • @LithosAndros
    @LithosAndros 4 місяці тому

    Graham's face at the end is perfect

  • @hedonistic_mushroom
    @hedonistic_mushroom 2 місяці тому

    I have this video set to play on loop at 6:30pm every other day to remind me to go workout because my country doesn't have free health insurance and BLPPB isn't covered by my HMO.

  • @CravenTHC85
    @CravenTHC85 4 місяці тому +1

    So this caught me off guard. 😆

  • @KingKool2099
    @KingKool2099 4 місяці тому +4

    Add one more to the wiki's page of 'fictional disorders.'

    • @nticompass
      @nticompass 4 місяці тому

      What do you mean "fictional?" 😛

  • @Arduran
    @Arduran 4 місяці тому

    I did not expect it to just END like that 🤣

  • @Ragnarakk
    @Ragnarakk 4 місяці тому +1

    This did not go the direction i expected.. but it went so much better XD

  • @travistomblin2144
    @travistomblin2144 4 місяці тому +1

    I teared up a little bit.

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 4 місяці тому +1

    This one feels personal

  • @coyboggs2492
    @coyboggs2492 4 місяці тому +1

    Wish I could give this more than one like.

  • @mrhyde2121
    @mrhyde2121 4 місяці тому +1

    This genuinely made me belly laugh😂

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm feeling called out

  • @Ranakel
    @Ranakel 4 місяці тому +2

    Shoutouts to the moderators for the streams and discord both

  • @ewhac
    @ewhac 4 місяці тому +1

    Please share the PDF of that brochure on your Web site. I know some people who could use it...

  • @VGJustice
    @VGJustice 4 місяці тому +1

    I work retail, and I have met SO MANY people suffering from BLPPB

  • @TotemSP2
    @TotemSP2 4 місяці тому +1

    finally, I've been waiting for this.

  • @Luteloots
    @Luteloots 4 місяці тому +5

    Damnit Canada. Stop making us Americans feel worse about our garbage care services.
    I TOTALLY qualify for this but nooo I'm not Canadian. Feels bad.
    Here's me whining about it.

  • @Mashamino
    @Mashamino 4 місяці тому

    I was NOT prepared

  • @houseofshadow6380
    @houseofshadow6380 3 місяці тому +1

    This. Is. AMAZING!

  • @Freudianity
    @Freudianity 4 місяці тому +2

    imagine if this was how they fired amanda

  • @Superbajt
    @Superbajt 4 місяці тому

    This video somehow feels like LRR from 12 years ago. And thats definitely a good thing.

  • @MagusakaJanus
    @MagusakaJanus 4 місяці тому +1

    I did a legitimate spit take when Graham defined BLPPB

  • @martinmackenzie5127
    @martinmackenzie5127 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow now that's TV-MA holy smokes.

  • @mrrandomperson3106
    @mrrandomperson3106 4 місяці тому

    I'm sending this round to some friends in IT. Expect BLPPB to become part of helpdesk lexicon soon.

  • @EngineeringVignettes
    @EngineeringVignettes 4 місяці тому

    This could be interpreted in any number of ways...
    and they are _all great_

    • @emanym
      @emanym 4 місяці тому

      I would not say all interpretations are great.

  • @dreamshade
    @dreamshade 4 місяці тому

    It's been a while since I absolutely cackled at something that I saw on UA-cam

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox 4 місяці тому +1

    ... Kathleen, I feel like you're trying to tell me something.

  • @TheOwlslayer
    @TheOwlslayer 4 місяці тому

    This got a solid laugh out of me, wonderful stuff!

  • @CBJamo
    @CBJamo 4 місяці тому

    Is this the most powerful Crapshot yet?
    I think yes.

  • @Ladyjessica0
    @Ladyjessica0 3 місяці тому

    Wait this is over a week old? How did I miss this amazing crapshot!
    Well I guess I’ll need to f**k off soon.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 4 місяці тому +2

    I too have worked customer service.

  • @niceguy191
    @niceguy191 4 місяці тому

    I just spent the whole video trying to see what was in the reflection of their glasses

  • @snejjames6499
    @snejjames6499 4 місяці тому

    I give this my very highest rating: Good! Got a good laugh out of this one.

  • @Hawk_of_Battle
    @Hawk_of_Battle 4 місяці тому +4

    LRR, guys, are you ok?? Do you want to talk about it?

  • @scrobble
    @scrobble 4 місяці тому

    absolutely amazing

  • @stealthgrrr
    @stealthgrrr 4 місяці тому +1

    Government Benefit Workers listing to the new phone automations forced upon them by the State Legislature

  • @teknosaatana
    @teknosaatana 4 місяці тому +1

    This seems... personal.

  • @ZoobKillbiscuit
    @ZoobKillbiscuit 4 місяці тому

    I imagine everybody at LRR campaigning to be the one that gets to be the whiny baby in this sketch.

    • @SEANALPURVIS
      @SEANALPURVIS 2 місяці тому

      I feel like I was born to play the doctor

  • @joltsreviews
    @joltsreviews 4 місяці тому

    Got a few coworkers who could benefit from those pamphlets

  • @SigmaMorrigan
    @SigmaMorrigan 4 місяці тому

    Now *that's* an ad I can get behind

  • @Quiltfish
    @Quiltfish 4 місяці тому

    I feel called out. I call myself out like this occasionally.
    Also, Cori and Graham have big "Mock-Germans-From-The-End-Of-The-Hellfish-Episode-Of-The-Simpsons" energy here.

  • @charlesslaton5924
    @charlesslaton5924 4 місяці тому +2

    So are you folks ready for just how many times this video is going to get shared by people arguing online?

  • @adamschmidt4671
    @adamschmidt4671 4 місяці тому +2

    NGL I was expecting a referral to MAID for particularly advanced cases of BLPPB

    • @octochan
      @octochan 4 місяці тому +1

      Medically Assisted Internet Detox?

    • @thomasjensen7393
      @thomasjensen7393 4 місяці тому

      ​@@octochanmedical assistance in dying.
      Supreme court ruled that terminally ill people have a right to go out on their terms instead of waiting for metabolic and/or cognative failure slowly round 2014ish. Became law to comply with that ruling in 2016ish.
      As youd expect. Its VERY controvercial in how its used or even talked about.

    • @octochan
      @octochan 4 місяці тому +2

      @@thomasjensen7393 lol I know what MAID really stands for but the real definition seemed not in the spirit of the crapshot

  • @evileyeball
    @evileyeball 4 місяці тому +1

    Can we get PP on the BLPPB Train? hahahahaha

  • @psychadous9403
    @psychadous9403 4 місяці тому

    Wow, this one got aggressive quickly lol

  • @SlainBlackguard
    @SlainBlackguard 4 місяці тому +1

    This seems targeted, I am engaged.

  • @Jacqui_Lantern234
    @Jacqui_Lantern234 4 місяці тому +2

    tag urself, im "worthless puckered husk of skin"