I think it's incredibly fitting that, when describing Satan, he shows stock footage of a snake. But it's actually a corn snake, a tiny little reptile that's harmless to humans.
That poor little corn snake was just doing god's will, and it got cursed to crawl on it's belly for all eternity... like a snake... that it _is_ already. I don't think God was paying attention when it lay down that punishment.
You say this as a joke, but my dad once claimed demonic influence when the Internet connection faltered while we were watching a Christian livestream. 😆
I actually laughed out loud when he said "pack of cows" and describing the bull as "Stacked". Yeah, that bull was swoll! It certainly didn't miss leg day!
Oh no! A herd of animals protecting their babies are eeeevil! (As a farmer this makes me laugh.) I mean making a comparison of an animal protecting its baby to a crowd mocking Jesus makes no sense. One was being protective, the other was mocking. No where near the same thing!
I am laughing too. I mean if you don't know animals, assume they won't trust you. It was endlessly funny to me seeing an annoying family "friend" getting knocked on her ass for picking up one of our baby goats out of the blue.
Beware! You are another one of those hellish bull-worshipers! - Its high time, that people stop to fear those childish things like "climatic catastrophe", tiny wars or totalitaristic dictators - and open their eyes to the REAL danger for the immortal body and soul of man, that comes from satanic horny animals ( with cloven hoofs!!) which stain our path to the lord with their stinky poop!! - The day is near, our women will turn away from us and surrender to the virility of bulls!! - Turn away from worshipping the satanic cattle beast, pray and open your heart and mind to the love of our savior from the wicked horns and hoofs: jesus christ!! - Hosiannah! - Mooooooooh!! -> ((🤘 🐃 )) = 👹!! ..... ((🙌))
Cows scare me so I don't know what this guy was doing just hanging out with them. They're big animals and if they get it in mind they could easily kill us puny humans. And he's hanging out, with cows, AND THEIR BABIES!? DOES HE HAVE A DEATH WISH!?
The only real upside to these udderly insane conspiracy theories is that Emma can milk them for our a-moo-sement. Can't wait to see her put this one out to pasture.
If you're stopping a cow with one hand on its head, it wasn't attacking you. Also, missing out on a long weekend isn't that much of a sacrifice. Especially for a being with no beginning or end. Double especially when it was to pay a debt to himself.
Christians are always on the lookout for the devil. They see him everywhere and quite often, they see the devil in their fellow man. Examples: The spanish inquisition, the various witch hunts, the Salem witch trials. Their stress level goes up, their fear goes up. The priests ask the people to get together and do something about it. So, they go around cleansing their land of the evil, of the devil. Then, the stress level goes down, the fear goes down. They assume that their god is happy with their actions. Then, they can sleep in comfort while their fellow man is in the ground, decomposing.
As an American, I'm relieved to see a story about religious lunacy from somewhere else for once. Makes me briefly hope that we're not crazier than the rest of the world...even though I know we are. Hope you feel better soon.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but... Most of the UK's Religious Rabies Rabble are converts to franchises of American Religious Rabies Rabble Cults...
The most minor point of this guys story he couldn't keep straight, at first he said that Paul got headbutted then charged and that HE put his hand on the cow to push it back a bit, then later on when wrapping up the moral of the story suddenly it's Paul who protected the family by pushing the cow away. I'm starting to think this guy is telling some fibs to get a message out.
@@DJTheTrainmanWalker Yeah, the religious way. Lies & murder are all wrong until your god says different when they become morally good. Really, how much of an idiot do you have to be to fall for that kind of hypocritical nonsense?
6:55 wait, five minutes? Dude, Moses was gone for several months in that story. He was gone for so long that the Israelites started to think he probably abandoned them or died, and that's why they made the golden calf in the first place. Hell, it's even said in the Bible that the Israelites made the golden calf because they wanted to have a visual representation of the God that took them out of Egypt, and they (and I guess Aaron) didn't know what he looked like so they just made a big cow and hoped it was close enough. So they thought they were still worshipping Yahweh by worshipping the calf, not that they were worshipping a different deity, let alone Satan. And all of this was before Moses was given the ten commandments (or the list of rules that people mistakenly call the ten commandments today), so the Israelites had no idea that making graven images was forbidden. They basically got punished for breaking a law that didn't exist until after they broke it.
Come, now, you're expecting a Christian to actually know (or care) what a passage of the bible actually says? Or to let that get in the way of him finagling and contorting the passage's meaning to conform to his pre-determined conclusion? 😉
What's more on brand for religious christian nutcases than misquoting the bible. Sigh... Statistics shows that the more people are obsessed with the bible the less likely they are to have read it. Same for unwell americans and quoting the constitution. The more obsessed they are about something the more they blindly believe the thing agrees with what they say.
20:57 Out here in the rural US we have this smug saying (we put it on signs and post them on our farms sometimes): "Don't jump this fence unless you can cross the field in 9 seconds, cause the bull can cross it in 10."
I'm not sure it was a comparison so much as a rambling story that tried to link those concepts. Though to be fair, I'm not entirely sure what he really meant by much of any of his stories. Aside from he doesn't like that not enough people worship like he wants them to. But even the oblique comparison is pretty absurd. I also noted that at no time did he mention that he later realized that wandering into a group of very large animals with young, might not be the best activity to bring your wife and infant along for. I'm getting the feeling that the number of things this guy is lacking in awareness of, is a long list.
"People are more introspective than ever... looking for compassion and kindness and meaning." Which is precisely why more and more of them are turning away from religion.
or skipping christianity for islam. same bs in my mind. but I can see how its possible when christians seem to do everything within their power to make them selves repulsive to others.
From my experience with religion, I get why... Edit: I am not from a highly religious background. I just witnessed and experienced that there's no hate like religious love.
21:37 to 21:42 I have questions: 1) The cow charged at Paul, but at the same time was close enough to touch him just by turning it's head?🤨 2) Since when do you creep past something by getting close enough to reach out and touch it?🤔
The bull is the animal of the city of Birmingham. It’s because of the Bullring. The mascot of the games was called Perry Bull and was awful. Anyway, that big bull car thing is still outside the Birmingham public liberty
Mascot awful yes. Looked like Mooby from the Kevin Smith movies. The 30ft armoured cyber bull was metal as fuck and filled me with immeasurable pride for my hometown.
As Matt Dillahunty says , " god taking human form and sacrificing himself , to himself , to create a loophole for rules that he created in the first place , is no sacrifice at all " and ludicrous .
A cow walked at me threateningly one time. My take away was don't mess with an animal ten times my size. I guess I should have paid attention to the deep spiritual message behind it. Which was don't fuck with cows. 😂
If it makes you feel any better, slugs are actually pretty cool. Their teeth are pretty much a conveyor belt, called a radula, on their bellies. And they're hermaphroditic. They can all lay eggs and fertilize them. Usually, they find another slug with which to mate, but can lay and fertilize their own eggs.
You forgot the part where some of them have tiny lil glasslike shells in their tiniest eggy form, and then reabsorb them and untwist themselves to be sluggy. Literally a gastropod ancestor went "house", and then a snail went "ma look no house", and now slug.
This totally gave me an article thesis, particularly the idea of Christian "colonial" mindset and the reframing of all external (non Christian) signs into their own narrative, primarily as antagonistic forces.
They even do it to other Christians. I've spoken to many (always American) evangelicals that believe that catholics and their churches aren't Christian. They're so poorly educated, that they don't even realise that their religion came from Roman Catholicism. And they obviously avoid all the prophecies and additional fan-fiction in the Quran.
External doesn't just contain non-Christian, but also non-colonial (e.g non-white). Anyone who thinks the world is "getting darker" than any time in history clearly doesn't come from ancestors who were persecuted and enslaved because of their race.
Do you mean paranoid, delusional, and conspiratorial thinking. The fundamental cornerstones for any successful religious movement. Also used as the entry fee, is the admission of, and aligning oneself with these values in the initiation ceremony.
Some friends of mine and I got charged down by cows once too and yeah... It's scary! But to be fair, we where drunk at like 2am on a open air party. My first thought was, dang we deserved that, maybe we should respect fances? Jesus didn't cross my mind at that point at all
"…one of the cows turns round and thrusts its head into my friend Paul's chest, and starts charging at him…" Right here, you can see this is a made-up story (that is, a lie). If it was able to thrust its head into his chest, there's no charging possible. Charging is rushing up from some distance, not from touching range. As for the voice: Of course. He's a preacher, so he uses a preaching voice. It's all part of the scam.
It’s been a long time since I lived in the country but I seem to remember that bulls are never kept in the same field as cows, and they certainly are never kept in the same field as cows with calves, so, yeah, I agree with you that this story is completely made up. Or at best, very, very, very exaggerated. As I was writing that, it occurred to me that this idiot probably couldn’t tell a bull from a cow anyway, so maybe his ‘bull’ was just a slightly older cow?
@@lidbass To me, the most likely explanation is that the story is entirely fictional. Apologists in general have no problem with making up stories to sell their point.
@@theflyingdutchguy9870 or even a normal cow, they should be lucky they didn't sneak up from behind and got rear kicked... Though then he wouldn't be here to tell the story... Should we try to convince him to sneak up on a cow from behind so she will kick him and he get torn in half?
I'm an atheist, and I made friends with a random cow when I went for a run one day. They just came up to the fence, stuck their head through, and I gave them a pat. They then trotted away to play with the other cows. Coincidence?!
@@LillyP-xs5qe Aye, it's almost like a lot of animals have complex cognition and our exploitation and abuse of them is an ethical trainwreck, sold to us as a right and a necessity by hyper-capitalist exploitation.
@@SA-mo3hq and it destroys the planet as well, but when you point out we all need to go vegetarian or vegan or the planet dies it's "intruding on my freedom"
@@LillyP-xs5qe It's a hard sell. You're working against a lifetime of marketing by some of the biggest corporate entities on the planet. Plus lots of vegans and vegetarians are actively harmful to wider support of these dietary changes - no-one likes being evangelised to, and let's be real there are a LOT of arsehole vegans/vegetarians who make it their entire personality and have long lost the ability to talk to normies. Fortunately it IS becoming more popular, so there is cause for hope.
“It’s basically there’s a cow in both these stories” - correction Emma, a METAL cow! So it’s at least a medium coincidence 😁 hope you get better soon 💜
Jeez, the reason it's a bull is because the Commonwealth Games were held in Birmingham, a big part of Brum's identity is the Bull Ring in the city centre. Therefore the bull represents Birmingham's part in the industrial revolution. Which was massive (just like the bull)
I was in the process of writing my comment at the exact moment Emma said, "this fucking idiot". Suddenly, that summed it all up. I had nothing else. To know this fool in real life would be a nightmare. You know that he is the company weirdo at work that everyone avoids.
Fun fact - the mechanical bull is now at Birmingham New St station and has been named Ozzy for Ozzy Osbourne , a Birmingham native , often called the Godfather of Heavy metal and The Prince of Darkness , original singer of Black Sabbath . Well demonic !
Paul: "we climbed a hill.." My immediate reaction: ah, yes, because everyone knows cattle and horses can't climb hills. Context for said reaction- mom grew up in a river valley and her neighbor put 3 sides of his fence up so his cows or horses or whatever weren't blocked from the hill because he thought they couldn't climb hills. Needless to say, his animals had a tendency to escape 😂
I was really expecting him to start talking about Moloch and claim that they were sacrificing children for the commonwealth games. I guess it's a silver lining that he didn't go super-duper conspiracy theorist? It's a shame the bar is set so low though 😶
Just commenting to commiserate, I also managed to avoid the plague by being a hermit for 2 years and just caught it from my partner. It's been about a week since I had it and I also feel like a gross slug person. Hoping you continue to feel better, I know how frustrating it feels to get it after playing it safe for so long ♥
Just a few thoughts on this video: 1. Thank you, yeah this made me laugh. What a stupid idiot, especially his cow experience. 2. Me myself have experienced cows often as friendly and curious - but this were always times with no calves or bulls around. 3. Make that Anti-God shirt, I would like that. 4. Get well soon! I got Covid in April after my visit to London and it wasn't nice. I can relate to your tiredness, it's still stuck with me although I have no other symtoms anymore. 5. I love Duran Duran too, since the beginning. 6. I miss you saying "Goddammit, Connla!".
This is such a good story about how stupid people behave around cows. Every once in a while there is a news story in my corner of the world about somebody who got killed by a cow while on a walk. And then you read things like "he was walking his dog on the pasture".
Honestly it just helped to give me the hilarious mental image of Jesus in boxing gloves having the spar of his life against a minotaur(also with gloves) so I don't even mind the wrong stock footage xD It was hard to imagine jesus 1v1'ing someone until this vid, so I have to thank the guy :))
When Emma talked about an example of a "Christian thought process" at 30:45, it got me to thinking that a lot of things she was referring to there are actually thought-replacement scripts they have memorized and that instantly started a slideshow in my mind of perfect examples, the most obvious of which is "God works in mysterious ways"...
"cattle are one of the most wildly domesticated animals in all of human civilization, but the use of the bull can only be read to represent what I think it does!"
This guy has deffo only met cows that one time. Needs to get out more. Animals gonna see you as a threat, bud! My best cow experience was my dad insulting one of them and it running across the field to get him 😂 with the rest of the herd mellow as anything. They understand us; that's the real conspiracy
I looked up the bull scene from the commonwealth games, without context it looks like to me like people were afraid of a great beast, but learned they dont need to fear it, and how to live in peace with it. Though in the eyes of someone who believes everything they do must be for the glory of god, and everything else is the devil's work, I can see how using a bull would bring to mind the image of the golden calf. Then again, it did not look like people were worshiping the commonwealth bull, but hey, I'm not a fanatic
Can you please give me a link for this? Since I can't seem to find footage without all the doomsday people piping in in the video. I think the bull honestly looks amazing and I wanna see it in action.
Brummie here...I'm pretty sure the bull ring was the ring in the livestock market where farmers selling their bulls would parade them in front of prospective buyers. Bull + ring. Bullring. It's now a shopping centre though the market still exists next door.
I've been trying to remember the exact connection between bulls and Birmingham since I saw another Christian site try and say it was devil worship. I think it was bull fights ,maybe back to Roman times. Not like Spanish ones but against dogs. Maybe someone else can give a definite explanation.
@@michaelcaffery5038 The Bullring market (not the modern shopping centre) has been on or near the city centre site for more than 900 years. Never heard of bull fighting or dog-baiting, always known about the livestock trade though.
@@jonathanpeden9930 maybe it was both. I know bull baiting with dogs took place in medieval times. I think it was a teacher at school that told me that, as well as providing some barbaric entertainment, the physical exertion helped tendorised the meat of a bull about to be slaughtered. I don't know if that's a real thing or if that's just what was thought. Also, it brought attention that a bull was going to be killed for meat so it was harder for unscrupulous traders to pass off the tougher meat as a younger animal.
I really enjoyed how he implied that it was disturbing that the cows were feeding their young. 🤣🤣🤣 I mean... Were he and his friends high or something??
Growing up in a Christian house and having gone to multiple churches in my lifetime, I can confirm that a lot of pastors are just super wet for the apocalypse. I swear it's like every 10 years or so the sermons roll back around to The Book of Revelations and something gets pinned as the mark of the beast. Anyway, congratulations on 100k 🙂
Every priest invests once in a while into their 666 account. That account is about satan, the apocalypse, 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, the big war between good and evil, very scary stuff. It grabs the attention of his followers, they come every sunday, and they donate money to hear some more.
"I can confirm" [...] "pastors are" [...] "super wet for the apocalypse" that is brilliant, I'm proper moist for your use of the English language 10/10. I will now be adding it to "The Goat Herders Guide To The Galaxy" that I throw out when those dog botherers, you know, those special ones that never learn. They are just so damn pig headed that no matter how many people tell them what an atheist is and that we don't all think a certain way (except about Dog) or "have to believe" such-and-such they seem to have a learning disorder that blocks logic leaking into their dogmatic smegma coated smooth brains. Luckily I've only encountered those types online - along with actual flat Earthers - because they all seem to be clustered in the continental United States. No offence to those Seppos who don't have their panties in a twist because of their religion, they know that space is real, the world is an oblate spheroid, no vacuums suck, including the carpet cleaning type, gravity is real, evolution and the big bang are "scientific theories" and not the colloquial, "just a theory". Can I ask you a question, damn that's a silly thing to write in a comment section... Seeing as you grew up in a Christian household and went to churches, have you read the bible in its entirety? Someone said that the second most purchased book is The Lord of the Rings - after the bible - and more people would have read it cover to cover than those who have read the bible. Anyway, I am sorry for my rant, it is 6:30 am and I have only slept about 20 minutes. I thought that she was pointing to her Dali clock, I didn't even register the silver play button. I'd guess it would be pretty exciting to get one of those, an impressive achievement that's for sure.
Well if I had to worship something it would definetly be the Giant mechanical bull able of spitting fire and crying tears of blood. That just sounds rad
After years of having these types of people prevalent as "leaders" in my communities, I automatically distrust anyone using a gentle tone of voice while trying to feed "Jesus loves you and I am definitely telling you the truth" to me. It's so many things: condescending, patronizing, infantilizing, manipulative. If you want to sound legitimate, at least use a normal tone of voice.
A friend if my husband needed to borrow my lawnmower. Before I could unload it from the car, he comes out with a fucking bible. I drove home with my mower
Growing up with a lot of cows about, I often felt myself petrified to death with my 'Jack Russell woofing away at them. But your fabulous hint on some vanilla farmyard fun is fantastical! 🤣
To be fair to the people proclaiming "oh, it's the end of days", with climate change they could turn out to be correct, just not for any of the reasons they believe.
Ah the goldmine of nonsense that is this guy 🤣🙄 seen him on Scimandan's channel over a year ago and safe to say he's still as delusional, if not more... Also hope you fully recover soon, Emma ❤️
Make that anti-god shirt!!!! Will totally buy several of them if you put them in a store for your channel. 😁. Hope you feel better soon. Thank you for the consistently enjoyable and informative content
This definitely gave me a good chuckle at the rediculousness of it all! However, my forehead hurts a bit from all the facepalms... Good stuff! Love the content!! Hope you are well now!
Ugh we all had covid in this house and we were all predictably miserable. Thank science for the vaccines that allow us to talk about it after in one piece. Take care.
I'm not sure if I should think that he actually pissed off a cow (would make sense if they were that close to the calves), or if the cow was just curious like cows often are and they panicked because they don't know how to read cues from animals (would also make sense considering he called them a "pack" of cows and thought that he could outrun a bull). Also, "pounce" is not a word I've ever associated with bulls.
I also have Covid, I felt really really bad for the first few days , feel loads better now and I’m sick of quarantining but my tests are still coming back positive. 😩
19:25 You're probably right, I won't believe you. 19:29 Wait, what? Actually, I find it extremely believable that you were out bothering cows like idiots and got your asses charged.
the only charging he's ever seen is with a credit card. the only cow he's probably ever seen "in the flesh" is likely at the grocery store. remember, he said his friend held his hand out and stopped the cow charging them. you hold your hand up to stop a charging cow and it will NOT be stopping. even a walking cow will not be stopped by anybody pushing on it. the result would be much trampling with loud screams of agonizing pain from his friend.
Cows are naturally curious creatures and will often run over to see what is happening when people enter their area. It's always funny watching the city folk scream and panic when it happens
Coincidentally, last week I also was charged by a cow. Well tbh maybe if I hadn't been rude to the woman and called her an old cow she wouldn't have chased me round the supermarket.
I'm sorry you got Covid Emma, my (newly) pregnant wife and I both are suffering from it at the moment. We managed to avoid it until now too, but I think after my car accident last week, being in the hospital put us around too many people with too many ailments. I hope you get to feeling better soon!
I would like to promote this comment please. This is a very important piece of information that more townies need to know. They were within armslength of the cattle, idjeets.
Yeah, I feel that, Covid gave me a terrible cough, where I couldn’t breathe properly for hours on end, so I had to get cough suppression meds, not just the normal cough syrup you get for kids, but like the disgusting heavy duty stuff, and I was drinking thyme tea the whole time, which is also disgusting, and the cough barely got better
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I think it's incredibly fitting that, when describing Satan, he shows stock footage of a snake. But it's actually a corn snake, a tiny little reptile that's harmless to humans.
It is harmless to corn too.
That poor little corn snake was just doing god's will, and it got cursed to crawl on it's belly for all eternity... like a snake... that it _is_ already. I don't think God was paying attention when it lay down that punishment.
Just like Satan!
They are cute
@@Naptosis Judas also gets a bad rap. If he didn't play his part then Jesus never could have done his whole pointless sacrifice thing.
"Look! A large pack of cows!"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a big pack of them right there!"
Christian gets too close to a mother cow and gets nudged
Christian: I'm being persecuted!
Goes on youtube to preach about the end times
This guy would claim persecution if the store were out of his favorite flavor of ice cream.
This is basically the video summary
It sounds like a joke when you put it like that. We need to come up with a fitting punchline
You say this as a joke, but my dad once claimed demonic influence when the Internet connection faltered while we were watching a Christian livestream. 😆
I actually laughed out loud when he said "pack of cows" and describing the bull as "Stacked".
Yeah, that bull was swoll! It certainly didn't miss leg day!
Yes, lol
Oh no! A herd of animals protecting their babies are eeeevil! (As a farmer this makes me laugh.) I mean making a comparison of an animal protecting its baby to a crowd mocking Jesus makes no sense. One was being protective, the other was mocking. No where near the same thing!
*Laughs in farmer*
I am laughing too. I mean if you don't know animals, assume they won't trust you. It was endlessly funny to me seeing an annoying family "friend" getting knocked on her ass for picking up one of our baby goats out of the blue.
In all fairness, I’m pretty sure those cows would actually mock him if they heard that story
Beware! You are another one of those hellish bull-worshipers! - Its high time, that people stop to fear those childish things like "climatic catastrophe", tiny wars or totalitaristic dictators - and open their eyes to the REAL danger for the immortal body and soul of man, that comes from satanic horny animals ( with cloven hoofs!!) which stain our path to the lord with their stinky poop!! - The day is near, our women will turn away from us and surrender to the virility of bulls!! - Turn away from worshipping the satanic cattle beast, pray and open your heart and mind to the love of our savior from the wicked horns and hoofs: jesus christ!! - Hosiannah! - Mooooooooh!! -> ((🤘 🐃 )) = 👹!! ..... ((🙌))
Cows scare me so I don't know what this guy was doing just hanging out with them. They're big animals and if they get it in mind they could easily kill us puny humans. And he's hanging out, with cows, AND THEIR BABIES!? DOES HE HAVE A DEATH WISH!?
The only real upside to these udderly insane conspiracy theories is that Emma can milk them for our a-moo-sement. Can't wait to see her put this one out to pasture.
Utterly-cheesy. 🤡
Oh very good 🙂
This is much more clever than any comment I could come up with 🐄
It's all just a load of bull...
Yeah you're beefing it up a bit!
If you're stopping a cow with one hand on its head, it wasn't attacking you.
Also, missing out on a long weekend isn't that much of a sacrifice. Especially for a being with no beginning or end. Double especially when it was to pay a debt to himself.
lol!!
bu...buh he suffored for like idk a couple hours? how would an infinite being recover from such horror?
It astounds me how every time an artist intentionally depicts something evil as scary, Christians get scared and think the artist is evil 🙃
Fear is what keeps religion going.
Christians are always on the lookout for the devil. They see him everywhere and quite often, they see the devil in their fellow man. Examples: The spanish inquisition, the various witch hunts, the Salem witch trials.
Their stress level goes up, their fear goes up. The priests ask the people to get together and do something about it.
So, they go around cleansing their land of the evil, of the devil.
Then, the stress level goes down, the fear goes down. They assume that their god is happy with their actions.
Then, they can sleep in comfort while their fellow man is in the ground, decomposing.
But moo moo scawwy
As an American, I'm relieved to see a story about religious lunacy from somewhere else for once. Makes me briefly hope that we're not crazier than the rest of the world...even though I know we are. Hope you feel better soon.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but... Most of the UK's Religious Rabies Rabble are converts to franchises of American Religious Rabies Rabble Cults...
Britain holds the OG crazy christians title, we shouldn’t be surprised 😂
I don't think it's cause for celebration, if these ideas keep spreading.
Not all of the UK lunatics moved to the US, it seems.
i dont think we're necessarily crazier than the UK, we're just a way bigger country with more people and therefore more crazy people
The one thing the guy kept saying that turned out to be absolutely true, was: "You're not going to believe this..." Amen, brother!
All the rest was bull.
He also said "You are going to think i'm crazy', and he also nailed that one
@@juanausensi499 Fair enough... even a stopped clock is right twice a day!
@@KlausJLinke Eeeeeeey; I see what you did there.
As someone who took a course on sermon prep, I promise you he made up that story about being chased by cows.
I once saw a pack of cows attack a herd of wolves. And I was confused. Amen.
The most minor point of this guys story he couldn't keep straight, at first he said that Paul got headbutted then charged and that HE put his hand on the cow to push it back a bit, then later on when wrapping up the moral of the story suddenly it's Paul who protected the family by pushing the cow away. I'm starting to think this guy is telling some fibs to get a message out.
He's absolutely a stranger to the truth.
Why didn’t they prey really hard and that evil cow could have been turned into some tasty tasty steak.
Must have been reading St Paul... Rom 3:7... lies for god are better than other folks truth....
@@DJTheTrainmanWalker Yeah, the religious way. Lies & murder are all wrong until your god says different when they become morally good. Really, how much of an idiot do you have to be to fall for that kind of hypocritical nonsense?
You think? 😂😂
6:55 wait, five minutes? Dude, Moses was gone for several months in that story. He was gone for so long that the Israelites started to think he probably abandoned them or died, and that's why they made the golden calf in the first place. Hell, it's even said in the Bible that the Israelites made the golden calf because they wanted to have a visual representation of the God that took them out of Egypt, and they (and I guess Aaron) didn't know what he looked like so they just made a big cow and hoped it was close enough. So they thought they were still worshipping Yahweh by worshipping the calf, not that they were worshipping a different deity, let alone Satan. And all of this was before Moses was given the ten commandments (or the list of rules that people mistakenly call the ten commandments today), so the Israelites had no idea that making graven images was forbidden. They basically got punished for breaking a law that didn't exist until after they broke it.
Lol, I caught that too; I was like, "five minutes...?"
When we already talk about Moses unlike what Prince of Egypt wants to tell us Moses supposed to be over 80 years old when he return to Egypt.
Come, now, you're expecting a Christian to actually know (or care) what a passage of the bible actually says? Or to let that get in the way of him finagling and contorting the passage's meaning to conform to his pre-determined conclusion? 😉
What's more on brand for religious christian nutcases than misquoting the bible. Sigh...
Statistics shows that the more people are obsessed with the bible the less likely they are to have read it. Same for unwell americans and quoting the constitution. The more obsessed they are about something the more they blindly believe the thing agrees with what they say.
I think this is a dig at Hinduism.
They must have missed the sign: "Do not cross this field. Unless you can do it in 9 seconds. Cause the bull can do it in 10"
20:57
Out here in the rural US we have this smug saying (we put it on signs and post them on our farms sometimes): "Don't jump this fence unless you can cross the field in 9 seconds, cause the bull can cross it in 10."
Ok ok ok wait. Did this man just compare being afraid of a cow in a field to being actually crucified?
Yup. I'd like to know what really happened. "Curious cow scares panicky hikers" perhaps?
I'm not sure it was a comparison so much as a rambling story that tried to link those concepts.
Though to be fair, I'm not entirely sure what he really meant by much of any of his stories. Aside from he doesn't like that not enough people worship like he wants them to.
But even the oblique comparison is pretty absurd.
I also noted that at no time did he mention that he later realized that wandering into a group of very large animals with young, might not be the best activity to bring your wife and infant along for.
I'm getting the feeling that the number of things this guy is lacking in awareness of, is a long list.
with himself as Jesus)
@@barrylangille3523 I can picture the anchor of the local news giving a preview: “Livid bovine charges unwary pedestrians. Film at eleven.”
Apparently!
"People are more introspective than ever... looking for compassion and kindness and meaning."
Which is precisely why more and more of them are turning away from religion.
or skipping christianity for islam.
same bs in my mind. but I can see how its possible when christians seem to do everything within their power to make them selves repulsive to others.
From my experience with religion, I get why...
Edit: I am not from a highly religious background. I just witnessed and experienced that there's no hate like religious love.
Your words about how even as dark as it seems, the world IS getting better, really spoke to me and I wanted to thank you for that
yeah for real it is i even googled it on my phone and she is right fuck the trolls in her chat i love emma tbh
21:37 to 21:42 I have questions:
1) The cow charged at Paul, but at the same time was close enough to touch him just by turning it's head?🤨
2) Since when do you creep past something by getting close enough to reach out and touch it?🤔
Emma 2022 “Paul’s an idiot!”
I don’t know why Emma’s picking on me but at least she’s being factually accurate.
The bull is the animal of the city of Birmingham. It’s because of the Bullring. The mascot of the games was called Perry Bull and was awful. Anyway, that big bull car thing is still outside the Birmingham public liberty
Mascot awful yes. Looked like Mooby from the Kevin Smith movies. The 30ft armoured cyber bull was metal as fuck and filled me with immeasurable pride for my hometown.
@@ojrmk1 another Brummie. Nice. I’m going to do a 3D scan of it next week
As Matt Dillahunty says , " god taking human form and sacrificing himself , to himself , to create a loophole for rules that he created in the first place , is no sacrifice at all " and ludicrous .
A cow walked at me threateningly one time. My take away was don't mess with an animal ten times my size. I guess I should have paid attention to the deep spiritual message behind it. Which was don't fuck with cows. 😂
If it makes you feel any better, slugs are actually pretty cool. Their teeth are pretty much a conveyor belt, called a radula, on their bellies.
And they're hermaphroditic. They can all lay eggs and fertilize them. Usually, they find another slug with which to mate, but can lay and fertilize their own eggs.
You forgot the part where some of them have tiny lil glasslike shells in their tiniest eggy form, and then reabsorb them and untwist themselves to be sluggy.
Literally a gastropod ancestor went "house", and then a snail went "ma look no house", and now slug.
@@neoqwerty thats awesome
This totally gave me an article thesis, particularly the idea of Christian "colonial" mindset and the reframing of all external (non Christian) signs into their own narrative, primarily as antagonistic forces.
They even do it to other Christians. I've spoken to many (always American) evangelicals that believe that catholics and their churches aren't Christian. They're so poorly educated, that they don't even realise that their religion came from Roman Catholicism.
And they obviously avoid all the prophecies and additional fan-fiction in the Quran.
That sounds like a great idea! I hope it goes well for you
External doesn't just contain non-Christian, but also non-colonial (e.g non-white). Anyone who thinks the world is "getting darker" than any time in history clearly doesn't come from ancestors who were persecuted and enslaved because of their race.
@@beardedemperor THIS, thank you!
Do you mean paranoid, delusional, and conspiratorial thinking. The fundamental cornerstones for any successful religious movement. Also used as the entry fee, is the admission of, and aligning oneself with these values in the initiation ceremony.
Good job on catching him at his lie when translating Beelzebub. It's a cheap but sadly common tactic, and I'm impressed that you didn't let it pass by
Some friends of mine and I got charged down by cows once too and yeah... It's scary! But to be fair, we where drunk at like 2am on a open air party. My first thought was, dang we deserved that, maybe we should respect fances? Jesus didn't cross my mind at that point at all
I once got charged by a bull. The first words out of my mouth were "Jesus Christ!"
"…one of the cows turns round and thrusts its head into my friend Paul's chest, and starts charging at him…"
Right here, you can see this is a made-up story (that is, a lie). If it was able to thrust its head into his chest, there's no charging possible. Charging is rushing up from some distance, not from touching range.
As for the voice: Of course. He's a preacher, so he uses a preaching voice. It's all part of the scam.
It’s been a long time since I lived in the country but I seem to remember that bulls are never kept in the same field as cows, and they certainly are never kept in the same field as cows with calves, so, yeah, I agree with you that this story is completely made up. Or at best, very, very, very exaggerated.
As I was writing that, it occurred to me that this idiot probably couldn’t tell a bull from a cow anyway, so maybe his ‘bull’ was just a slightly older cow?
@@lidbass To me, the most likely explanation is that the story is entirely fictional. Apologists in general have no problem with making up stories to sell their point.
also if a god damned bull would hit anyone in the chest. they are probably dead af😅 even without horns they would at least break something
@@jursamaj 'Thou shalt not bear false witness - unless it's to a bunch of moronic lay people lol'
I'm pretty sure that's the commandment.
@@theflyingdutchguy9870 or even a normal cow, they should be lucky they didn't sneak up from behind and got rear kicked...
Though then he wouldn't be here to tell the story...
Should we try to convince him to sneak up on a cow from behind so she will kick him and he get torn in half?
I'm an atheist, and I made friends with a random cow when I went for a run one day. They just came up to the fence, stuck their head through, and I gave them a pat. They then trotted away to play with the other cows.
Coincidence?!
Clearly you're in league with the devil :P
It's like cows are highly social and curious animal as long as you don't just run into a herd with babies like an idiot
@@LillyP-xs5qe Aye, it's almost like a lot of animals have complex cognition and our exploitation and abuse of them is an ethical trainwreck, sold to us as a right and a necessity by hyper-capitalist exploitation.
@@SA-mo3hq and it destroys the planet as well, but when you point out we all need to go vegetarian or vegan or the planet dies it's "intruding on my freedom"
@@LillyP-xs5qe It's a hard sell. You're working against a lifetime of marketing by some of the biggest corporate entities on the planet. Plus lots of vegans and vegetarians are actively harmful to wider support of these dietary changes - no-one likes being evangelised to, and let's be real there are a LOT of arsehole vegans/vegetarians who make it their entire personality and have long lost the ability to talk to normies.
Fortunately it IS becoming more popular, so there is cause for hope.
“It’s basically there’s a cow in both these stories” - correction Emma, a METAL cow! So it’s at least a medium coincidence 😁 hope you get better soon 💜
Medium coincidence 😆
Jeez, the reason it's a bull is because the Commonwealth Games were held in Birmingham, a big part of Brum's identity is the Bull Ring in the city centre. Therefore the bull represents Birmingham's part in the industrial revolution. Which was massive (just like the bull)
The bull was a tribute to the Bull Ring market in Birmingham where Cows and Bulls were traded
I was in the process of writing my comment at the exact moment Emma said, "this fucking idiot". Suddenly, that summed it all up. I had nothing else. To know this fool in real life would be a nightmare. You know that he is the company weirdo at work that everyone avoids.
I’ve seen him before on an atheist channel. He’s a simpleton who obviously leads an incredibly sheltered life.
Yeah, I don't want to sound (or be) abelist but he does make me suspect that he's not playing with a full deck of cards.
Fun fact - the mechanical bull is now at Birmingham New St station and has been named Ozzy for Ozzy Osbourne , a Birmingham native , often called the Godfather of Heavy metal and The Prince of Darkness , original singer of Black Sabbath . Well demonic !
Ar-MOO-geddon was another everyone missed.
It's great how you can turn a stupid cow-spiracy into some solid comedy and sincerity.
😂
I heard it through the bovine
Paul: "we climbed a hill.."
My immediate reaction: ah, yes, because everyone knows cattle and horses can't climb hills.
Context for said reaction- mom grew up in a river valley and her neighbor put 3 sides of his fence up so his cows or horses or whatever weren't blocked from the hill because he thought they couldn't climb hills. Needless to say, his animals had a tendency to escape 😂
Was... was he unfamiliar with the fact that humans have ridden horses for hundreds of years? And that this wasn't only on completely flat ground?
For someone with COVID, you sure knocled this one out of the park! Way to go, Emma! This guys voice and feigned enthusiasm really grates me.
I was really expecting him to start talking about Moloch and claim that they were sacrificing children for the commonwealth games.
I guess it's a silver lining that he didn't go super-duper conspiracy theorist? It's a shame the bar is set so low though 😶
How much are you willing to bet he's saving it for another video?
Just commenting to commiserate, I also managed to avoid the plague by being a hermit for 2 years and just caught it from my partner. It's been about a week since I had it and I also feel like a gross slug person. Hoping you continue to feel better, I know how frustrating it feels to get it after playing it safe for so long ♥
Feel better soon
Same boat as you. Going through it rn and it sucks.
@@freyja4818 I hope yourself and Tempest get well and feel much better. 🤍
I am still lucky and have not got it yet.
@@macmac1022 Great! Keep us up to date on how it all goes. I for one can't wait.
Just a few thoughts on this video:
1. Thank you, yeah this made me laugh. What a stupid idiot, especially his cow experience.
2. Me myself have experienced cows often as friendly and curious - but this were always times with no calves or bulls around.
3. Make that Anti-God shirt, I would like that.
4. Get well soon! I got Covid in April after my visit to London and it wasn't nice. I can relate to your tiredness, it's still stuck with me although I have no other symtoms anymore.
5. I love Duran Duran too, since the beginning.
6. I miss you saying "Goddammit, Connla!".
This is such a good story about how stupid people behave around cows. Every once in a while there is a news story in my corner of the world about somebody who got killed by a cow while on a walk. And then you read things like "he was walking his dog on the pasture".
We can guess who’s behind all this.
Big Farmer.
Some needs to stop feeding him he's getting bigger!
Yup putting Cowtrails in our skies 😬😆
Love it. 🤣💕
@@philurbaniak1811 If I remember correctly, cowtrails are brown and at a much lower altitude.
I would love to be able to send him back to the past to pretty much any time period in history and then see if he still think things are darker now.
I was attacked by a cow, its terrifying, now i'm an atheist. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
"He wrestled Beezlebub" - shows stock footage of boxing.
Honestly it just helped to give me the hilarious mental image of Jesus in boxing gloves having the spar of his life against a minotaur(also with gloves) so I don't even mind the wrong stock footage xD It was hard to imagine jesus 1v1'ing someone until this vid, so I have to thank the guy :))
When Emma talked about an example of a "Christian thought process" at 30:45, it got me to thinking that a lot of things she was referring to there are actually thought-replacement scripts they have memorized and that instantly started a slideshow in my mind of perfect examples, the most obvious of which is "God works in mysterious ways"...
It's a cowver-up!
A cowspiracy
They swept it all udder the carpet 🙊
Definitely not a cowincidence
Not slug-ey at all. As adorable and charming as ever.
"cattle are one of the most wildly domesticated animals in all of human civilization, but the use of the bull can only be read to represent what I think it does!"
It's a cow-spiracy.
This guy has deffo only met cows that one time. Needs to get out more. Animals gonna see you as a threat, bud!
My best cow experience was my dad insulting one of them and it running across the field to get him 😂 with the rest of the herd mellow as anything. They understand us; that's the real conspiracy
Abso-freaking-lutely
Can confirm!
You've been looking at too many Far Side cartoons. Wait, that isn't right, there is no such thing as too many Far Sides.
Joke on you all, I been vegetarian most my life, when the cow uprising will start I will be protected!
@@rembrandt972ify There is the one about the "horrible truth behind whipped cream". That one may have been a bit too Far...
Bro sounds like me trying to build an argument for my thesis
Sees fake bull on tv: OMGSATAN
Sees actual bull in field: This is fine, let’s take Baby in there to pet the moo moos
I've avoided turning into a slug person as yet, but I can still commiserate. Get well soon, Emma!
We need an artistic person to draw a Emma slug :)
*Uzumaki snail people flashbacks*
I looked up the bull scene from the commonwealth games, without context it looks like to me like people were afraid of a great beast, but learned they dont need to fear it, and how to live in peace with it. Though in the eyes of someone who believes everything they do must be for the glory of god, and everything else is the devil's work, I can see how using a bull would bring to mind the image of the golden calf. Then again, it did not look like people were worshiping the commonwealth bull, but hey, I'm not a fanatic
Can you please give me a link for this? Since I can't seem to find footage without all the doomsday people piping in in the video. I think the bull honestly looks amazing and I wanna see it in action.
There is no conspiracy here, just a big cowincidence 😂😂😂🐮moo! ❤
I love that the bull that charged at Paul (according to the stock footage) was chained up.
Brummie here...I'm pretty sure the bull ring was the ring in the livestock market where farmers selling their bulls would parade them in front of prospective buyers. Bull + ring. Bullring. It's now a shopping centre though the market still exists next door.
The statue is really cool! The shopping centre is a bit shıt though.
@@Naptosis Yeah I agree it;s awful - bright and airy but utterly soulless. Like most shopping centres
I've been trying to remember the exact connection between bulls and Birmingham since I saw another Christian site try and say it was devil worship. I think it was bull fights ,maybe back to Roman times. Not like Spanish ones but against dogs. Maybe someone else can give a definite explanation.
@@michaelcaffery5038 The Bullring market (not the modern shopping centre) has been on or near the city centre site for more than 900 years. Never heard of bull fighting or dog-baiting, always known about the livestock trade though.
@@jonathanpeden9930 maybe it was both. I know bull baiting with dogs took place in medieval times. I think it was a teacher at school that told me that, as well as providing some barbaric entertainment, the physical exertion helped tendorised the meat of a bull about to be slaughtered. I don't know if that's a real thing or if that's just what was thought. Also, it brought attention that a bull was going to be killed for meat so it was harder for unscrupulous traders to pass off the tougher meat as a younger animal.
I really enjoyed how he implied that it was disturbing that the cows were feeding their young. 🤣🤣🤣 I mean... Were he and his friends high or something??
"Breastfeeding in public? Scandalous!"
High on gawd
him: "You're not going to believe this"
me: "You're right, i won't."
I was born in the month of May which is the sign of Taurus the Bull, and i like Ducks , I have over 200 different rubber Ducks.
Growing up in a Christian house and having gone to multiple churches in my lifetime, I can confirm that a lot of pastors are just super wet for the apocalypse. I swear it's like every 10 years or so the sermons roll back around to The Book of Revelations and something gets pinned as the mark of the beast.
Anyway, congratulations on 100k 🙂
Every priest invests once in a while into their 666 account.
That account is about satan, the apocalypse, 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, the big war between good and evil, very scary stuff.
It grabs the attention of his followers, they come every sunday, and they donate money to hear some more.
"I can confirm" [...] "pastors are" [...] "super wet for the apocalypse" that is brilliant, I'm proper moist for your use of the English language 10/10. I will now be adding it to "The Goat Herders Guide To The Galaxy" that I throw out when those dog botherers, you know, those special ones that never learn. They are just so damn pig headed that no matter how many people tell them what an atheist is and that we don't all think a certain way (except about Dog) or "have to believe" such-and-such they seem to have a learning disorder that blocks logic leaking into their dogmatic smegma coated smooth brains. Luckily I've only encountered those types online - along with actual flat Earthers - because they all seem to be clustered in the continental United States. No offence to those Seppos who don't have their panties in a twist because of their religion, they know that space is real, the world is an oblate spheroid, no vacuums suck, including the carpet cleaning type, gravity is real, evolution and the big bang are "scientific theories" and not the colloquial, "just a theory".
Can I ask you a question, damn that's a silly thing to write in a comment section... Seeing as you grew up in a Christian household and went to churches, have you read the bible in its entirety? Someone said that the second most purchased book is The Lord of the Rings - after the bible - and more people would have read it cover to cover than those who have read the bible.
Anyway, I am sorry for my rant, it is 6:30 am and I have only slept about 20 minutes.
I thought that she was pointing to her Dali clock, I didn't even register the silver play button. I'd guess it would be pretty exciting to get one of those, an impressive achievement that's for sure.
Well if I had to worship something it would definetly be the Giant mechanical bull able of spitting fire and crying tears of blood.
That just sounds rad
All hail our mechanical bull overlords
All I could think was I wonder if he's afraid of cheese wheels
Oh no a cow! In a pasture...who knew?
As a gross snail person I have to say I empathize wholeheartedly.
After years of having these types of people prevalent as "leaders" in my communities, I automatically distrust anyone using a gentle tone of voice while trying to feed "Jesus loves you and I am definitely telling you the truth" to me. It's so many things: condescending, patronizing, infantilizing, manipulative. If you want to sound legitimate, at least use a normal tone of voice.
A friend if my husband needed to borrow my lawnmower. Before I could unload it from the car, he comes out with a fucking bible. I drove home with my mower
I love how one of the chapters of the video is titled 'COW ATTACK' ! :D
You crack me up Emma!
Growing up with a lot of cows about, I often felt myself petrified to death with my 'Jack Russell woofing away at them. But your fabulous hint on some vanilla farmyard fun is fantastical! 🤣
To be fair to the people proclaiming "oh, it's the end of days", with climate change they could turn out to be correct, just not for any of the reasons they believe.
And the irony is that so many of them deny climate change, their only chance of being technically correct!
Ah the goldmine of nonsense that is this guy 🤣🙄 seen him on Scimandan's channel over a year ago and safe to say he's still as delusional, if not more...
Also hope you fully recover soon, Emma ❤️
Even the cows can't stand him 🤣
“Are you covered in the blood?”
Oh! It’s in my mouth! And up my nose! Someone make him stop!
Make that anti-god shirt!!!! Will totally buy several of them if you put them in a store for your channel. 😁. Hope you feel better soon. Thank you for the consistently enjoyable and informative content
Antigod is the Galactus-like villain in the Black Hammer comics. It would actually make a really sweet shirt.
If anti-god and god touch do they annihilate?
@@nonna_sof5889 ooooooohhhhh a singularity. Very serious situation to contemplate. 🤔😁
34:10 the same face he made whilst facing the "pack of cows" 😆
This definitely gave me a good chuckle at the rediculousness of it all! However, my forehead hurts a bit from all the facepalms... Good stuff! Love the content!! Hope you are well now!
Cows, pfft. Try coming across a flock of geese completely blocking the bike trail. THAT'S cheating death!
An Emma sigh is worth a thousand words.
Ugh we all had covid in this house and we were all predictably miserable. Thank science for the vaccines that allow us to talk about it after in one piece. Take care.
I'm not sure if I should think that he actually pissed off a cow (would make sense if they were that close to the calves), or if the cow was just curious like cows often are and they panicked because they don't know how to read cues from animals (would also make sense considering he called them a "pack" of cows and thought that he could outrun a bull).
Also, "pounce" is not a word I've ever associated with bulls.
The documentary "Cowspiracy" on the otherhand is a highly recommended film, but, fair warning, is a hard watch for some.
I also have Covid, I felt really really bad for the first few days , feel loads better now and I’m sick of quarantining but my tests are still coming back positive. 😩
Glad you're feeling better! Hope you start testing negative soon ):
19:25 You're probably right, I won't believe you. 19:29 Wait, what? Actually, I find it extremely believable that you were out bothering cows like idiots and got your asses charged.
the only charging he's ever seen is with a credit card. the only cow he's probably ever seen "in the flesh" is likely at the grocery store.
remember, he said his friend held his hand out and stopped the cow charging them. you hold your hand up to stop a charging cow and it will NOT be stopping. even a walking cow will not be stopped by anybody pushing on it. the result would be much trampling with loud screams of agonizing pain from his friend.
Cows are naturally curious creatures and will often run over to see what is happening when people enter their area. It's always funny watching the city folk scream and panic when it happens
Definitely a fun one, and since you're feeling puny, I can understand why you'd go for the low-hanging fruit. Hope you keep feeling better, Emma!
Coincidentally, last week I also was charged by a cow. Well tbh maybe if I hadn't been rude to the woman and called her an old cow she wouldn't have chased me round the supermarket.
Be kind to us ol biddies 👵🏻🐄🤣
@@bethanythatsme
I was lucky to get away.
I could just about hobble faster than she could shuffle.
It was the slowest chase in history!
Cowspiracy is a great documentary, go watch it! 👍
"I'm a gross slug person," damn Emma on your worst day you look better than me on my best!
Something in the lighting was giving Emma cool blue highlights! Here for it
I'm sorry you got Covid Emma, my (newly) pregnant wife and I both are suffering from it at the moment. We managed to avoid it until now too, but I think after my car accident last week, being in the hospital put us around too many people with too many ailments.
I hope you get to feeling better soon!
Today I learned that all cows are servants of the devil. Also predators, with the "pack" phrasing.
So he walked up to a Cow(that didn't know him) feeding its young and was surprised it pushed him back?
Cows are classed as the most dangerous animal in the UK, they kill on average 5 people a year, well bloody dangerous 😂🤣😂🤣
I would like to promote this comment please. This is a very important piece of information that more townies need to know. They were within armslength of the cattle, idjeets.
Time 29:45
His actual name was Brian and there is a wonderful documentary done on him by Monty Python
Now you listen here! He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
Yeah, I feel that, Covid gave me a terrible cough, where I couldn’t breathe properly for hours on end, so I had to get cough suppression meds, not just the normal cough syrup you get for kids, but like the disgusting heavy duty stuff, and I was drinking thyme tea the whole time, which is also disgusting, and the cough barely got better
Lost opportunity: cow-incidence.
Congratulations on 100K, Emma! It’s a great testament to all your hard work! Don’t be afraid to unabashedly celebrate!