Okay, so basically. This is not within Epic timeline nor the timelines of songs, and certainly not the timeline of each line. Not in chronological order. UA-cam, please don't strike this comment down. Thank you. '' I HATE THAT I FELL IN L- NOOO! '' Odysseus begs Calypso to never say the word love in front of his face again. He knows the sappy words she used to try and get his favor, and he wants no part it in anymore. He is faithful to his wife Penelope, and Penelope only. '' MAKE THE KING- (()()(()(() MY WIFE!? '' The suitors want Odysseus to do questionable actions to Penelope. The king refuses, baffled as to why they believe he'd possess the heart to dare touch his wife in a way she didn't like. He may be ruthless to the world, but to Penelope he isn't. '' Mentor! General! Goodbye! GOODBYEEE! '' Unsatisfied with the work of the general and mentor she assigned Odysseus to, Goddess Athena confronts them. She proceeds to tell them that they aren't fit for the job and that she's going to mentor Odysseus herself to ensure he grows up a wise Warrior of the Mind. '' ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! HATE OURSELVES! '' Poseidon points out that Odysseus hates Gods. He is clearly enraged by the audacity of this mortal. '' ALL I HEAR ARE- WHO?? DIE?? '' Odysseus was about to scream about how much he hears screams, but one of his loyal crewmembers interrupt him to say that one of their crewmates is missing. Odysseus didn't bother to count their numbers, so he was confused who was left behind or died in Circe's Island. Wait.. Actually, who did..? Who died and nobody noticed or cared...? '' THEN I'LL BECOME- NOOOOO!- KILL THEM ALL!'' The dearest king was about to wail to the skies about how much of a monster( rawr ) he's become, but the sirens scream in the distance because of the crew. Due to this, he gets frustrated and orders his crew to kill all the sirens so he can continue screaming about his monstrous deeds. '' DROWN- CHOKE- BLEED TILL YOU GIVE UP, LIVE UP, DIE IN THE- SACRIFICE! '' The terrifying 6-headed monster, Scylla, couldn't decide how she wanted the intruders to die. However, her curiosity is peaked when one of the intruders yell 'sacrifice! ' and thus, she gains the idea to eat the intruders instead, sacrificing them to her. ''FASTER! FASTER! Boy! '' Odysseus is yelling some people to go faster, meanwhile, Antinous calls for Telemachus's attention in Ithaca. '' DONT YOU DARE- DIE! '' Telemachus was about to tell the suitors off for calling his mother a tramp, however they just tell him to go die and fuck off somewhere else. The suitors deserve no sympathy, the young prince thinks. '' ODYSSEUS! DROWN IN YOUR SORROWS AND FEARS! '' Scylla wants Odysseus to drown in all the guilt and hate he's wrapped his heart in throughout the years. ''You don't know SCREEAMMMSS(( I love you my dear, I love our time here-')'' The king scolds Calypso for not knowing what screams are. The Goddess tries to console him with flattery and cute pet names. '' ATHENA! '' Odysseus steps out into the cliff and yells Athena's name. '' ARES! TRY TEQUILA! LIKE HIS SON!- HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! '' Athena's screams Ares's name in anger as Ares promotes Tequila to Telemachus. Athena promptly scolds the heck out of him for daring to go near a twenty-year old prince with something as blasphemous to her as Tequila. Dionysus is not happy with Athena. "' NO ONE WINS MY WRINGER! KINGDOM FALL!!!!!! '' The High God of Olympus is upset that someone won his wringer. He orders the thunder to strike down the kingdom that won it, thus ending its reign out of pettiness. Zeus is truly a strange God. '' WIFFEEEE! YOUR HANDS!!! STRIKEEEE!!!!!!! '' Odysseus orders Penelope to use her hands to strike down Poseidon for being horrible. Penelope happily complies, after-all, such a queen like her wouldn't want Gods messing around with her husband's travels home! '' RAGEEE! STRIKE AND- BONEE!! '' Antinous orders the suitors to rage first, then strike the queen and her son down, and THEN... Nope. Nope. Nevermind. Haha. No. '' CHANCE FOR ACTION! TAKE CONTROL YOUR SOUL AND HOLD THEM DOWNNN! '' Antinous laughs in a diabolical manner as he orders the suitors to take control of their souls and actions and hold themselves down. '' WHERE IS HE? KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN HE'S AIMING FOR THE TORCHE- THEY'RE MISSING! '' The suitors are in a panic! They keep low, and while reaching for a torch to light their way up in the palace, one of them discovers that the supply is missing and is utterly devastated. '' -ROOOTS- YOUUUU!!!! '' Odysseus asks Penelope where the roots of her heart and love lays, and Penelope gets frustrated with such a strange question. She proceeds to tell Odysseus in a very not gentle manner that he is the root of all her love and care and affection.
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen Thank you :D!!! For the lines I didn't do, it's either they were too short or I couldn't think of anything for them.. So sorry for that..
It’s so funny, my friend and I were listening to EPIC in the car and my dad was with us and he was like “why is he so angry all the time?” And I said “well, you probably would be too if you were at war for 10 years only to be forced to live another 10 years at sea watching all of your men die, facing endless amounts of monsters, and knowing that at any moment your wife could choose another man to marry. So yeah, he has a lot of emotions to let out” 😂
"BLEED TILL YOU GIVE UP" "You don't know screams" "I hate that I fell in L-" "NOOOOOOOOOO(SHUT UP)!" "Blocked" "Hes aiming for the tourches, their missing, BEHIND YOU, STOP!" "Brothers come attack the prince!"
I kinda just binged all of your videos XD This is hilarious! Absolutely made my night. After showing my sister the videos, she suggested "but only when Penelope is mentioned." I'd like to also suggest "but only names (when name is spoken/said"
“He’s aiming for the torches! They’re missing” I guess Ody just wanted more torches in his bedchambers when he will reunite with Penelope. He was indeed not interested in suitors
Combos I didn't think I need to hear: "DIE IN THE" "SACRIFICE" "YOU DON'T KNOW" "SCREAAAAAAAAAAMS" "NO ONE WINS MY" "WRIIINNGERRRR" "STRIKE AND" "BONE" I couldn't stop laughing at all these combos
THE BAG TOO LATE COME ON ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA Basically sums up the ocean saga And DON’T YOU DARE DIE is probably what Penelope and Telemachus have been thinking these past 20 years lol
Okay, so basically. This is not within Epic timeline nor the timelines of songs, and certainly not the timeline of each line. Not in chronological order. UA-cam, please don't strike this comment down. Thank you.
'' I HATE THAT I FELL IN L- NOOO! ''
Odysseus begs Calypso to never say the word love in front of his face again. He knows the sappy words she used to try and get his favor, and he wants no part it in anymore. He is faithful to his wife Penelope, and Penelope only.
'' MAKE THE KING- (()()(()(() MY WIFE!? ''
The suitors want Odysseus to do questionable actions to Penelope. The king refuses, baffled as to why they believe he'd possess the heart to dare touch his wife in a way she didn't like. He may be ruthless to the world, but to Penelope he isn't.
'' Mentor! General! Goodbye! GOODBYEEE! ''
Unsatisfied with the work of the general and mentor she assigned Odysseus to, Goddess Athena confronts them. She proceeds to tell them that they aren't fit for the job and that she's going to mentor Odysseus herself to ensure he grows up a wise Warrior of the Mind.
'' ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! HATE OURSELVES! ''
Poseidon points out that Odysseus hates Gods. He is clearly enraged by the audacity of this mortal.
'' ALL I HEAR ARE- WHO?? DIE?? ''
Odysseus was about to scream about how much he hears screams, but one of his loyal crewmembers interrupt him to say that one of their crewmates is missing. Odysseus didn't bother to count their numbers, so he was confused who was left behind or died in Circe's Island. Wait.. Actually, who did..? Who died and nobody noticed or cared...?
'' THEN I'LL BECOME- NOOOOO!- KILL THEM ALL!''
The dearest king was about to wail to the skies about how much of a monster( rawr ) he's become, but the sirens scream in the distance because of the crew. Due to this, he gets frustrated and orders his crew to kill all the sirens so he can continue screaming about his monstrous deeds.
'' DROWN- CHOKE- BLEED TILL YOU GIVE UP, LIVE UP, DIE IN THE- SACRIFICE! ''
The terrifying 6-headed monster, Scylla, couldn't decide how she wanted the intruders to die. However, her curiosity is peaked when one of the intruders yell 'sacrifice! ' and thus, she gains the idea to eat the intruders instead, sacrificing them to her.
''FASTER! FASTER! Boy! ''
Odysseus is yelling some people to go faster, meanwhile, Antinous calls for Telemachus's attention in Ithaca.
'' DONT YOU DARE- DIE! ''
Telemachus was about to tell the suitors off for calling his mother a tramp, however they just tell him to go die and fuck off somewhere else. The suitors deserve no sympathy, the young prince thinks.
'' ODYSSEUS! DROWN IN YOUR SORROWS AND FEARS! ''
Scylla wants Odysseus to drown in all the guilt and hate he's wrapped his heart in throughout the years.
''You don't know SCREEAMMMSS(( I love you my dear, I love our time here-')''
The king scolds Calypso for not knowing what screams are. The Goddess tries to console him with flattery and cute pet names.
'' ATHENA! ''
Odysseus steps out into the cliff and yells Athena's name.
'' ARES! TRY TEQUILA! LIKE HIS SON!- HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! ''
Athena's screams Ares's name in anger as Ares promotes Tequila to Telemachus. Athena promptly scolds the heck out of him for daring to go near a twenty-year old prince with something as blasphemous to her as Tequila. Dionysus is not happy with Athena.
"' NO ONE WINS MY WRINGER! KINGDOM FALL!!!!!! ''
The High God of Olympus is upset that someone won his wringer. He orders the thunder to strike down the kingdom that won it, thus ending its reign out of pettiness. Zeus is truly a strange God.
'' WIFFEEEE! YOUR HANDS!!! STRIKEEEE!!!!!!! ''
Odysseus orders Penelope to use her hands to strike down Poseidon for being horrible. Penelope happily complies, after-all, such a queen like her wouldn't want Gods messing around with her husband's travels home!
'' RAGEEE! STRIKE AND- BONEE!! ''
Antinous orders the suitors to rage first, then strike the queen and her son down, and THEN... Nope. Nope. Nevermind. Haha. No.
'' CHANCE FOR ACTION! TAKE CONTROL YOUR SOUL AND HOLD THEM DOWNNN! ''
Antinous laughs in a diabolical manner as he orders the suitors to take control of their souls and actions and hold themselves down.
'' WHERE IS HE? KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN HE'S AIMING FOR THE TORCHE- THEY'RE MISSING! ''
The suitors are in a panic! They keep low, and while reaching for a torch to light their way up in the palace, one of them discovers that the supply is missing and is utterly devastated.
'' -ROOOTS- YOUUUU!!!! ''
Odysseus asks Penelope where the roots of her heart and love lays, and Penelope gets frustrated with such a strange question. She proceeds to tell Odysseus in a very not gentle manner that he is the root of all her love and care and affection.
DAMN.
THIS IS AMAZING I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
gotta love the details 😭😭
this is the longest comment i've ever seen. its awesome
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen Thank you :D!!! For the lines I didn't do, it's either they were too short or I couldn't think of anything for them.. So sorry for that..
“I HATE THAT I FELL IN L-“
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
this is one of my favorite lines
1:39 Timestamping it cuz it's one of the best transitions in this video
He does not like calypso
Every song: choppy af. 600 Strike: entire ending basically.
not my fault, they just scream at each other 😭😭😭
it almost seemed like they were fighting...
"AREEEES.... TRY TEQUILA LIKE HIS SON!!"
"HOLD YOUR TONGUE, AND TELL, THEN SET, GET BACK"
"NO ONE WINS MY WRIIIINGEEEER"
looks like the confusion saga LOL
"NO DO NOT WAKE UUUUUUUUP!"
*my body when my alarm goes off*
me everyday
Boy… don’t you dare… DIE
Good to know the suitors care about Telemachus ☺️
they just wanted to give him a birthday party
"BOY, DON'T YOU DARE DIE" oh dang
LMAO
Antinous if he was actually nice
pov: that version of hold them down where they are planning a birthday party for telemachus
I understood that reference@@retinazer7652
that parody is so good
"Rage, Strike, and Bone"
Glad to hear that the suitors have their priorities in order.
organized gentleman
Honestly yeah
I mean, in summary basically
Lmao
0:42 hate ourselves" poor poseidon
he's this way because he's miserable 😔
Poor guy couldn’t learn self-love cuz he was too obsessed over Ody 😭
toxic relationship 😭😭
3:02 Make the king WHAT NOW?!?!?!
...
Odysessues reaction to that was exactly as followed
KEKW
0:38 ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!! ...HATE
Basically a summary of Poseidon's feelings towards Odysseus
couldn't describe it better
That deliberate pause makes it even funnier 😭
"HATE OURSELVES"
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE"
"WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEE"
"ROOOTS!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU"
- epic the musical, i guess.
great summary
Wow, they sure scream a lot, Odysseus sure has a nice throat
it's weirdly satisfying hearing him screaming
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen fr
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen That’s the sound of character trauma :D
That’s what she said
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhenright??
Athena:
*slams open door*
MENTOR! GENRAL!
*grabs cookie*
Goodbye
GOODBYE!!!!!!!
Odysseus:
*looks at Penelope*
What just happened?
Where the animators at 😂 I need to see someone draw this
LMAO this is awesome
someone should do this (I can't draw even a cookie)
Me! I can try I’m an artist in my spare time! 😏
Yes please! In case you want and have the time, you absolutely should!
"ALLL I ARE HERE ARE-WHOOOO???
THEN I'LL BECOME
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! x3
All he hears are owls
every time I'm in the forest at night
All he hears are angry owls
"BLOCKED" just absolutely murdered me
LMAO me too
"DIE IN THE SACRIFICE"
okay that was harsh
cursed lines
"DON'T YOU DARE DIE"
great advice. if only those 600 men would have taken it.
right?? they never listen to him
Why?!🤣
“DONT YOU DARE, DIE, ODYSSEUS!!!!!” Couldn’t agree more.
the man is almost immortal
0:45 HATE… OURSELFS.. Poseidon do you want to talk about it, we’re concerned about you😂😂
poor posi
He let a mortal beat him he’ll never be ok again 😭😭😭
Poseidon is so real for that
MAKE THE KING R-- MY WIFE? 😭 why tho?
it was just the following scream 😭😭
1:54
“Blocked”
-Poseidon probably
(and the first text my brother ever sent me)
BLOCKED
LMAO
Epic, but you have 80 years and your grandson calls you for dinner.
that's a good one
The best part is that less than a minute of this is from Act 1, and there are over three minutes of screams
YES, EXACTLY
It’s so funny, my friend and I were listening to EPIC in the car and my dad was with us and he was like “why is he so angry all the time?” And I said “well, you probably would be too if you were at war for 10 years only to be forced to live another 10 years at sea watching all of your men die, facing endless amounts of monsters, and knowing that at any moment your wife could choose another man to marry. So yeah, he has a lot of emotions to let out” 😂
I wouldn't describe this better LOL
The fact that “Wife and “Strike” are in bold and “DIIIIIIIEEEEEE” isn’t 😭
Guess bro has his priorities in order
die is BIG
oh you were talking about poseidon's "die" LOL
MENTOR
GENERAL
goodbye
🫠
0:43 "HATE OURSELVES" damn bro you good Poseidon?
3:02 "MAKE THE KING #### MY WIFE" exCUSE ME???
this was chaotic
@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen indeed
I spat out my drink when I heard that part😭
ah... so many inspirational quotes. lovely.
I'm glad that you liked the positive motivational video ❤️
"STRIIIIIIIIIIIKE"
"BLOCKED"
1:51 Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object moment
LMAO yes
also
Your friend using his ult and you parry it
_friend proceeds to stab you with a fork in real life_
I cant breathe-
1:28 "TRY TEQUILLA LIKE HIS SON"😭😭😭😭😭
the boy was indeed getting bolder
I love how you said "tequila" instead of "to kill her" haha
thanks LOL
For trying not to be spotted, the suitors sure do scream a lot 😂😂😂
So I wasn't the only one who thought about that LMAO
"YOU DON'T KNOW SCREAMS" um actually thanks to this video we do Ody 🤓☝️
We know A LOT
Indeed
"SAY SOMETHING" "I CAN'T "
I didn't even had to cut this part LOL
"DONT YOU DARE DIE ODYSSEUS"
-penelope every night, probably
screaming at him every night holy sht
@ telemachus trying to sleep : "MOM THIS IS THE 7TH TIME THIS WEEK AND IT'S TUESDAY GIVE IT A BREAK"
I THOUGHT I WOULD BE ONCE A DAY LMAO
@ she's probably screaming at their family portrait every time she walks past it
"BLEED TILL YOU GIVE UP"
"You don't know screams"
"I hate that I fell in L-" "NOOOOOOOOOO(SHUT UP)!"
"Blocked"
"Hes aiming for the tourches, their missing, BEHIND YOU, STOP!"
"Brothers come attack the prince!"
the "I fell in L- NOOOO" is one of my favorites
Hate ourselves just perfect
❤️
ALL I HEAR ARE SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAMS
JUST LET ME CLOSE MY EYES
0:46 when new people join the voice chat and you don’t know any of them
LMAO
Circe: 🎶 “There are other ways of persuasion…” 🎶
Ody: “WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!”
LMAO
wait wait wait what if there was a vid that was like. epic but only when Penelope's name is mentioned
I've got asked this by a lot of people LOL. It's on my list
Epic The Musical - but only Screamed lines
The ENTIRE Second Half of 600 Strike: Hello there.
General Kenobi...
oops wrong fandom
"OURSELVES..... DIEEEEE!!!!!" oh no 😨
does he know that he is immortal?
“HATE OURSELVES”
- Poseidon
😡🔱
“HOLD HIM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN” is my fav
😭❤️
NO ONE WINS MY WRINGER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
- said zeus calmly
why does this feel like the fever dream saga?
I love it 😂❤
thanks LOL
1:06 This made it seem like someone else got stabbed and not the cattle
LOL yes
“ ALL I HEAR ARE- “
“ WHO!?!? “
😂😂
When new people join the discord server/groupchat
HATE OURSELVES - posidon
they hate themselves because they're not event great
You could do Epic but only when they say Open Arms since Jorge really likes to remind us of that line
that's a good reason LOL
He really dose like to hammer us with that line.
They way that most of these are among my favorite lines throughout the musical
That's says something LMAO
0:46 "ALL I HEAR ARE-" "WHOOO?!" "DIE?"
footage of Odysseus having dementia
he hears screams of death, just don't know whose
@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen probably tiresias warning him about Get In The Water :3
"SACRIFICE- SAY SOMETHING! I CAN'T-"
The sacrifice is speechless 😭😭
"STRIKE AND BONEEEE!!!!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAN ANTINOUS!?!?!? 😰😰😰
😨😨
I love just how much of 600 strike is left intact.
exactly what I thought
I love how it’s just randomly half of 600 strike
🔱
This whole video is just a summary of epic as a whole 😭
yesss 😭😭😭
Fr
I love how the lyric u used I was tequila.
of course, isn't it the actual lyrics?
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen no the actual lyric was 'to kill her' because ares is referring to how ody never fought scylla
I know LMAO
'bleed till you give up live up die in the' is the most beautiful thing ive heard in a while
woah thanks I guess 😂😂
"STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE"
"blocked :3"
poseidon is not an easy target
0:44 HATE OURSELVES! WHAT?
😡🤔
0:45 "ALL I HEAR ARE- WHOOO🦉🦉🦉"
He's in a forest at night 😭😭
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen OMG YES
1:54 ✨️*BLOCKED*✨️ me when haters
"HATE" - Poseidon
when they said "WAKE UP! NOOOOOO" i felt it in my soul
😭😭
Especially since the line before that is “no do not!”
2:32 "Rage, strike, and bone" sums up Hold Them Down pretty well actually
yes 😂😂
“HATE! OURSELVES!” Made me giggle out loud…
😂😂😂😂
TRY TEQUILA!!!!
like his son??
I kinda just binged all of your videos XD This is hilarious! Absolutely made my night. After showing my sister the videos, she suggested "but only when Penelope is mentioned."
I'd like to also suggest "but only names (when name is spoken/said"
Thank you so much! Those two are mapped! I'll make them in the next days or weeks
“He’s aiming for the torches! They’re missing” I guess Ody just wanted more torches in his bedchambers when he will reunite with Penelope. He was indeed not interested in suitors
LMAO makes sense
"YOUR HAND!! STRIKE!!"
"BLOCKED!!"
LMAO
it just got better and better
❤️
"I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR"
"aaAAAA-"
CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN
_gasps_
Also we shall call this video "The Screaming Saga".
LOL yes
I can't believe Odysseus of Ithaca hates ourselves
A good reason for wanting him do DIE I guess
"WAKE UPPPP! NOOOOOO!" my life in a nutshell
me literally today
@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen real (completely forgot I commented this) that'll be me tommorow morning frfr (I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TMRW 😭)
HATE OURSELVES!!
WHAT?
"ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMSSSS"
🔥🔥
Combos I didn't think I need to hear:
"DIE IN THE" "SACRIFICE"
"YOU DON'T KNOW" "SCREAAAAAAAAAAMS"
"NO ONE WINS MY" "WRIIINNGERRRR"
"STRIKE AND" "BONE"
I couldn't stop laughing at all these combos
"no one wins my wringer" is funny as hell LMAO
"STRIKE AND BONE" OH MY GOD--
😂😂
Epic: The Musical Speedrun scream%
lol
TAKE CONTROL- YOUR SOUL AND-
- dies
*my alarm*: "WAKE UP"
*me*: "NO"
me everyday before work
1:13
God Of War (2018)
OOH I didn't thought of that. Revived memories
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen boy.
@@epicthemusicalbutonlywhenthat's literally the only thing I think when I hear that
The ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA really got me😭😭
.......HATE!
1:34 Angry Zeus at an auction
LMAO that's creative
0:34 mom trying to get me up for school but I don't wanna go
LMAO
‘Try Tequila’ lol 😭
😭😭😭
BROTHERS! BROTHERS! COME AND-
ATTACK THE PRINCE!
0:45 ALL I HEAR ARE-
WHO?!
THEN I'LL BECOME
Poseidon's "HATE OURSELVES" is very relatable
😭
Not the try tequila. 😂
😂😂
1:13 "Don't you dare die, Odysseus!"
and he didn't lol
0:34 me in the morning
😂😂
3:02 ... i beg your finest pardon.
it wasn't my fault I swear 😭😭😭😭😭
THE BAG
TOO LATE
COME ON
ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA
Basically sums up the ocean saga
And
DON’T YOU DARE DIE
is probably what Penelope and Telemachus have been thinking these past 20 years lol
YESSS "listen here ody don't you dare die before getting home" 😡😡
"HATE... OURSELVES"
🔱🔱
“Hate- ourselves!” That was glorious.
😭😭
"HATE OURSELVES! WHAT??"
poseidon confuses himself 😭😭
The ocean saga sounds like ody is late for school
yes LOL