Mr. Deity and the Killing

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • Lucy forces Mr. Deity to reveal His plan to kill a celebrity who has angered Him.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 315

  • @shanedk
    @shanedk 10 років тому +26

    "Do you have an uncontrollable urge to put your hands up in the air?" Only as a prelude to waving them like I just don't care.

  • @puckerings
    @puckerings 10 років тому +7

    "I cannot give you my phone, because that...would be immoral." Awesome line,

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 9 років тому +6

    Seeing El and Lucy actually agree on something and get excited about something together is really quite adorable.
    ...I get way too into this show.

  • @jameskniskern2261
    @jameskniskern2261 10 років тому +3

    "Because most kids barely survive one religion." I love that line!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +1

      Just so you know. I can't take full credit for that line. It's a ripoff from Woody Allen's Manhattan regarding a child surviving two mothers.

  • @robitherascal
    @robitherascal 2 роки тому +1

    You're just brilliant, Brian! This has to be the most underrated channel on UA-cam! It's my new fave! Your dry wit and deadpan delivery are just so topnotch. I really hope more people get enjoy your videos and subscribe.

  • @oelergodt
    @oelergodt 10 років тому +3

    Haha! Bill Nye chewed up some ham and spit it out at some debate.
    Just Brilliant!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      That was one of my favorites too.

  • @sadunlap
    @sadunlap 10 років тому

    Hilarious. One of the best begging segments. And "chewed on some ham and spit it out" was priceless.

  • @sillydaddy101
    @sillydaddy101 10 років тому

    It seems like it has been forever since I saw a new Mr. Deity. So glad to see you geniuses are back.

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      Four months. That's partially due to illness, partially due to the slow down in donations. When that happens, I have to take other production work to get by.

  • @hummvee69
    @hummvee69 10 років тому

    These shows are great from beginning to end. I especially like the break; it's like 2 episodes in 1!

  • @McGeias
    @McGeias 10 років тому +3

    Hahahaha holy shit. Did not see that coming. Very nice guys. That was awesome.

  • @bajorjor1
    @bajorjor1 10 років тому

    Haven't watch your videos for a while and I forgot how funny you guys are. Thanks for the snickers.

  • @teavea10
    @teavea10 10 років тому +2

    It's great to see another Mr Deity episode after so long, and one so well wrote, or is it wroted, wroten, writed, written, writ?

  • @nicholaszelong6999
    @nicholaszelong6999 10 років тому

    LMAO! Love the ending mate. Your a keeper! (subscribing now)

  • @toenailclipping
    @toenailclipping 10 років тому

    Glad you're back, Mr. D.!

  • @mattdkfg
    @mattdkfg 10 років тому

    Fantastic finish. Mr Deity, keep it up. Its people like you whom are inspiring me to stop procrastinating about my show idea and just start making it.

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +1

      So, now you're knocking my hobbies? I love procrastination. It generally means that I'm not doing something I don't want to do. That's me time, my friend.

    • @mattdkfg
      @mattdkfg 10 років тому

      Well I have never thought of it like that before... Thats a good point. Excuse me I have some procrastinating to do.

  • @garym2282
    @garym2282 10 років тому +4

    "I was really in the mood to smite someone"
    Classic!
    Thanks for making my day.

  • @GeekTeach101
    @GeekTeach101 10 років тому +1

    Oh My Misterdeity .... this was fantastic.

  • @Nexus2Eden
    @Nexus2Eden 10 років тому +1

    Wow - it's like the second coming! lol Good to see Lucy alive and well. ;D

  • @rollofnickles
    @rollofnickles 10 років тому

    I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this. Of course, you already knew that,
    Mister D..

  • @caylam2387
    @caylam2387 10 років тому

    I'm dying at the Nye/Ham debate reference! XD

  • @AgrsvMediocrity
    @AgrsvMediocrity 10 років тому

    Nice to see you and Lucy are back making episodes! I feel like space/time has slowed down between your last regular episode, kind of like in between Game of Thrones seasons! Witty as ever!

  • @JonDgar
    @JonDgar 10 років тому +2

    Best donations bit yet - you should make that your default!

    • @ellerytalmo7870
      @ellerytalmo7870 10 років тому

      agree! didn't feel like a nor pledge drive. Made me donate. Sorry it took so long ...

  • @joechagnon3548
    @joechagnon3548 9 років тому

    misterdeity I just found you because of TheBibleReloaded . Thanks Hugo!

  • @adirmugrabi
    @adirmugrabi 10 років тому +4

    wow! I loved this one the most!
    bill chew some ham! genius!

  • @AtlDYnasty25
    @AtlDYnasty25 10 років тому

    Oh man, can we have a video of just the begging segment please? So great! haha

  • @oceanceaser44
    @oceanceaser44 10 років тому

    Hahaha "He apparently chewed up some ham at a debate or something"

  • @1212JackJohnson
    @1212JackJohnson 10 років тому +1

    Well done - I didn't see it coming.....

  • @Timlad702
    @Timlad702 10 років тому

    This was way better than I thought it was going to be. Thanks :)

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      Oh, ye of little faith.

    • @Timlad702
      @Timlad702 10 років тому

      misterdeity
      Very little.

  • @ashrasmun1
    @ashrasmun1 10 років тому

    I love this woman in artistic way - she plays so good, looks gorgeous. Just fantastic :)

  • @u2spooky
    @u2spooky 10 років тому

    I love the ads for theology and ministry schools that accompany this.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  10 років тому +132

    First! Ha!!!!

  • @ichleibemeinenvr6
    @ichleibemeinenvr6 10 років тому

    Chewed up some Ham and spit it out, haha. I love it.

  • @donald1w12
    @donald1w12 10 років тому

    glad you are back!!!

  • @Infamous1503
    @Infamous1503 7 років тому

    Took me a minute to get the ham joke but once I did I laughed my ass off

  • @jwissick
    @jwissick 10 років тому +1

    Way too long waiting for this.

  • @ClydeLeeM
    @ClydeLeeM 10 років тому

    Phew, first thought you were gonna mistake that Chicken Guy for Degrassi high and smite them on accident.

  • @ritzman999
    @ritzman999 10 років тому

    Great show!!! Awesome begging segment!!!

  • @beechersbrookpublishing
    @beechersbrookpublishing 10 років тому

    Didn't see that one coming....well done Mr. Deity.

  • @patchesdf
    @patchesdf 10 років тому +3

    You sure took your time! That guy was 84.

    • @funwiththoughts
      @funwiththoughts 10 років тому

      He had to wait until he got the urge to smite someone.

  • @brightsorcerer
    @brightsorcerer 10 років тому

    YAY!!!! Another MD installment.

  • @valhar2000
    @valhar2000 10 років тому +5

    So what was that thing about Maher going somewhere with two 24 year-olds?

    • @franklater2908
      @franklater2908 10 років тому

      Go buy a tabloid.

    • @pat5star
      @pat5star 5 років тому

      Lorenzo Benito one of them MAY have been Cara Santa Maria. I was just recently listening to her on a podcast where she mentioned they had a brief thing way back then. Been jealous of Bill ever since...lol 😂

  • @DangerousTalk
    @DangerousTalk 10 років тому +1

    Could you make the commercial at the end into it's own video? That would be awesome. Thanks!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +1

      Let me think about it.

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 10 років тому

      misterdeity I think keep it with the video but also upload as its own video as I think some people want to share or post them separately too since they are entertaining on their own.
      Thats the only thing i can think he wants the videos separated for :)

  • @FlackerMan
    @FlackerMan 10 років тому +2

    Phelps, loved it.

  • @joshuahowey9879
    @joshuahowey9879 9 років тому

    I am not a wealthy individual, but like anything I enjoy, I will support. This show is clever and funny and wonderfully describes my own thoughts on religion and theism. I have donated a monthly max of $3.00 a month. I know it isn't much, but it will add up. Thank you

  • @davidkemball-cook559
    @davidkemball-cook559 3 роки тому

    Got the Galileo line the wrong way round - Galileo proposed the earth goes round the sun!

  • @LampreyFilms
    @LampreyFilms 10 років тому +1

    Sharp as ever Elder Bri Bri!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +1

      When you call me that, it feels like 1984 -- that's when I was wearing the white shirt and name tag.

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 10 років тому

    It's not exactly uncontrollable, but I do feel like giving some of my energy to an alien on a distant planet every now and then...

  • @lamesalegend
    @lamesalegend 10 років тому

    Seriously this is genius. Best writing since Seinfeld!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      I think this comment is genius. So we're even!

  • @thewalrusx
    @thewalrusx 10 років тому

    Mr. Deity do you have a blog? I need more Brian Dalton for the time in between Mr. deity episode releases.

  • @727Phoenix
    @727Phoenix 10 років тому

    You guys make a great husband-and-wife team! Do you also write the scripts together?

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      All the writing is mine. But, in the episodes with Sean (Jesse-Jesus), we ad-lib a lot, and he always comes up with the best lines. Jimbo (Larry) used to do a great job ad-libbing too. Amy (Lucy) doesn't like to ad-lib.

  • @jomay78
    @jomay78 10 років тому

    Hilarious as usual - well done!

  • @ceceliawight7059
    @ceceliawight7059 10 років тому

    "Bad hair." LOL!

  • @ThisOldHorn
    @ThisOldHorn 10 років тому

    Hi Brian,
    Glad to see you cooking along with the show. Will continue my donation as always because it's the best money I've spent. Everybody with a brain should tithe up and donate. Oh and, shudder for me brother, I live just 7 miles from the creation museum. Great place for a breakfast of ham and ignorance. It's embarrassing but Bill forgives me. He did a great job. Understand the ham is having trouble getting the funding for the ark project. Gee, you'd think the big G would pony up the cash. Oh well, keep up the good work, you're appreciated!
    Rob @FRobDorsey

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      Thanks so much. And you have my deepest sympathies.

  • @Hightower489
    @Hightower489 10 років тому

    Nice vid, loved the references.

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 10 років тому

    LMFAO !! Tyson, an astrologist or phys-ed guy,,,;)
    Awesome vid

  • @LoveoftheDarkFiberArts
    @LoveoftheDarkFiberArts 10 років тому

    Ahhhh! Thank you Mister Deity!

  • @tester8888
    @tester8888 10 років тому

    Thank you so much for that! Thank you so much. As a gay atheist, that was great. Love your vids!

  • @wandererjiyuren661
    @wandererjiyuren661 3 роки тому

    "There's gotta be someone we both hate"
    Me 7 years out: Oh is this when phelps went down?
    yuuuuuup.

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 10 років тому +1

    Brian, I hate that you and Amy got divorced. You both seem perfect for each other.

  • @LegendaryHumanSlooch
    @LegendaryHumanSlooch 10 років тому

    Subbed, from this video, I liked it. Smart and funny

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      I always knew that Marcs with a "C" were the best.

    • @LegendaryHumanSlooch
      @LegendaryHumanSlooch 10 років тому

      misterdeity hey thanks, and thanks for creating me left handed too! ( left handed people are smart) but you knew that! Lol

  • @timw1971
    @timw1971 10 років тому

    Brilliant. Worth the wait. Great BS, too!

  • @DoggyKissesRule
    @DoggyKissesRule 10 років тому +1

    FINALLY!!! A BriBri fix!!!! You have NO idea how much you have been missed!!!!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +4

      On top of having to take other work, I've been sick as a dog again (I'll never miss a flu shot again). I had actually forgotten how much I love doing these. Next up, a killer "The Way of The Mister."

    • @DoggyKissesRule
      @DoggyKissesRule 10 років тому

      Can't wait!!

  • @ellerytalmo7870
    @ellerytalmo7870 10 років тому

    lol so tied in to the cops needing no warrant to search our cell phones

  • @Katalyzt
    @Katalyzt 10 років тому

    Perfectly done ★★★★★
    Katalyzt

  • @pcuimac
    @pcuimac 10 років тому

    That was evil and tasteless. I love it!

  • @eezapata2
    @eezapata2 10 років тому

    great video, sharing.

  • @kalyente5
    @kalyente5 10 років тому

    Loved it!

  • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
    @ZeldagigafanMatthew 10 років тому

    Achievement unlocked: Hapless self-promotion.

  • @marqpsmythe228
    @marqpsmythe228 2 роки тому

    Ask your doctor if a semi-weekly dose of Deity MR might be right for you!

  • @fun1k
    @fun1k 10 років тому

    Like, subbed, you are amazing :D

  • @AscendingParadigm
    @AscendingParadigm 10 років тому

    Mr. D, are ancient holy books like the Qur'an and Vedas authored by you?

  • @YaBoiTaeWu
    @YaBoiTaeWu 10 років тому

    Hahahaha that ending tho XD

  • @RonWolf
    @RonWolf 10 років тому

    Great begging segment. I almost sat down and wrote a check.
    Almost.

  • @ShawnRavenfire
    @ShawnRavenfire 10 років тому +5

    Kind of a delayed smote, considering he was 84.

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +20

      The Lord works in mysterious (and sometimes untimely) ways.

  • @franklater2908
    @franklater2908 10 років тому +1

    3:05 "They put away Galileo for saying the Sun goes around the Earth"? WTF?!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      Remember who said that in the video -- there's no way Mr. Deity would get that right.

    • @franklater2908
      @franklater2908 10 років тому

      misterdeity The devil made him do it, I guess. :)

    • @orangpend8
      @orangpend8 10 років тому

      Frank Later I am embarrassed that I didn't catch that.

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 10 років тому +1

    It's almost orgasmic, the hilarity, the skewering, the eventual coup de grace....Phelps, a waste of skin. Sorry, but sometimes one has to not forgive, as Phelps did not.
    As an old chief petty officer told me once, "You must pay for everything you say AND do." Hey that sounds familiar, you reap what you sow.

  • @Kazamajin08
    @Kazamajin08 10 років тому

    Seen where it was going after you decided not to kill Bill, but seriously funny that you had the balls to go there. :)

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      Thank you.

    • @Kazamajin08
      @Kazamajin08 10 років тому

      You're very welcome, and the gratitude was well deserved.

  • @RaduIulianCostin
    @RaduIulianCostin 10 років тому +3

    Nice one ... Please make a Patreon account. It's much easier to support your work through Patreon.

  • @smallpercentile
    @smallpercentile 10 років тому +1

    Disclaimer: the following conditions of throwing your hands in the air like your getting robbed are not necessarily symptomatic of religion:
    1: while squealing "WEEEEEE!"
    2: waving them around like you just don't care.
    3: actually getting robbed.

  • @ziffulmyer
    @ziffulmyer 10 років тому

    - _itchy scalp_ is another symptom.

  • @charlestrulear6873
    @charlestrulear6873 5 років тому

    You forgot the goofy hats in the begging segment.

  • @jrcolmena
    @jrcolmena 10 років тому +4

    factual correction: galilleo wasn't killed, other scientists were, but gallileo was forgiven. I think this is important because many catholics I know use this fact to try and quickly "get out of trouble" with science

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +7

      Who are you correcting? In the episode, Mr. D. says that "they put Galileo away." There's no mention of killing him. And if I remember correctly, they only forgave him hundreds of years later. No?

    • @jrcolmena
      @jrcolmena 10 років тому +3

      misterdeity they actually forced him to recant, so he wasn't killed. So yes, being english my second language I didn't get that "put galileo away" meant to jail him (which they did) and not kill him. My point is that growing up as a catholic I was told many times that communists lie about "Galileo being killed". There are many examples of scientists being prosecuted by the church for pointing out the scientific truth, but catholics use the fact that Galileo stayed alive to pretend none of this ever happend, and that is why I'm very careful about that story, to not give them a way out.

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому +3

      drdanger Gotcha. I understand.

    • @orangpend8
      @orangpend8 10 років тому

      I think he got house arrest.

    • @BerryTheBnnuy
      @BerryTheBnnuy 10 років тому +3

      drdanger
      One of the most tragic executions of a scientist was that of Giordano Bruno... Although I hesitate to call him a scientist, scientists didn't really exist back then. He was however a naturalist, which is what modern science grew out of.
      It wasn't just the Christian religion that killed scientists however. Pythagoras had his own little cult and they went around killing the scientists of Ionia, some of which were even on to atomic theory. The Pythagorean cult, among other crazy beliefs, tried to push the idea that it's better to think about how the world works than to experiment and know for sure...

  • @DrogoBaggins987
    @DrogoBaggins987 10 років тому

    Lovely video. Not sure how hitting peoples in boxes in the middle of the night at the beginning of the week is supposed to get a lot of views. Hey, what do I know? You're the Deity and you can work in what ever mysterious way that works for you.

  • @TheMegalusDoomslayer
    @TheMegalusDoomslayer 10 років тому +1

    Mr. Deity hath done wondrous good this day. Praise beith untoith himith.

  • @drfoxcourt
    @drfoxcourt 10 років тому

    OK while they were thinking about who to smite, who did YOU think they'd choose?
    True confessions, I thought they might choose Brian Dalton (but I'm much happier with the Fred Phelps choice)

  • @joes2735
    @joes2735 10 років тому

    This is so good.

  • @fulkthered
    @fulkthered 10 років тому

    damn glenn beck lives another day

  • @qualivia
    @qualivia 10 років тому

    Damn thought you were talking about depression

  • @littlesaresare
    @littlesaresare 10 років тому +1

    Should have been Tony Abbott.

  • @DavidAndruczyk
    @DavidAndruczyk 10 років тому

    Classic!

  • @llothar68
    @llothar68 10 років тому +1

    I thought you would both agree on celine dion

  • @timw1971
    @timw1971 10 років тому

    "Once every millennium or so..." lol.

  • @RVFreeDa
    @RVFreeDa 10 років тому +1

    hahahahaha! Good one!

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 10 років тому

    4:07 Oooooh.... so that's what happened...

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi 10 років тому

    Hello, your "click here to support" in-video comment aint linking to anything!

  • @jimkordahl9490
    @jimkordahl9490 10 років тому

    Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back! Mr. Deity is back!

  • @yowzephyr
    @yowzephyr 10 років тому

    Seeing how Lucy relates with You, it is obvious that she is a very important entity. Is she the one in the sky with diamonds?

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      No. That's another Lucy who hangs out a lot with Timothy Leary and Steve Jobs.

  • @OR2891
    @OR2891 10 років тому

    Barry? Bryce? Bill Bixby? Dammit, who is that guy? Maybe Mike Tyson knows, I'll ask him.

  • @jameserickson3477
    @jameserickson3477 9 років тому

    Best. Deity. Ever.

  • @jackwright2495
    @jackwright2495 10 років тому +1

    For a so-called omniscient being your Latin leaves something to be desired. It's "in memoriam" because "memoria" is a 1st declension feminine noun which takes the accusative case in this phrase because it means "into memory." Anyone knows that!

    • @misterdeity
      @misterdeity  10 років тому

      I have fired my proof-readers. I hope you're happy.

    • @funwiththoughts
      @funwiththoughts 10 років тому

      He doesn't keep his omniscience turned on...

    • @jackwright2495
      @jackwright2495 10 років тому

      funwiththoughts That's right - I forgot about that. Mea culpa :)

    • @tonyhunt1103
      @tonyhunt1103 10 років тому

      Jack Wright thts easy for you to say.. ;-)