I miss the days when renting games was even a thing. Last game I ever rented was a Wii Wario game, idr the title but it wasn't the warioware one, it was a sidescroller and quite good.
Your resident Triple Jump archaeologist here! (Sorry about the double comment) First of all, entrance to the British Museum is free. Go to a museum, guys. But about your post-mortem (mortum? muertom?) rights, countries usually have a set period of time that you are legally allowed to rest in peace. Here in Sweden you only have the right to 25 years in your burial plot until, if necessary, you can be moved. As about the whole "Where is the line between grave robbing and archaeology" debate, a lot of it is about methodology (if it is a scientific excavation, etc), and whether or not the culture still exists. As for most of what is on display at the BM... yes, give that back. Cheeky Brits.
Guys, I am really happy that you are back! I followed your work from WhatCulture through Vidiots and now I am here. I just hope that the system of game selection goes back to the original way. I think the best Worst Games Ever episodes were the ones at WC Gaming, because there you chose games that the game's master knew. I really love the science facts of the episodes but the series and movie tie-in episodes where you had no clue about the properties were sometimes boring. But when you had proper knowledge about a game not just wikipedia facts was excellent. Well that's just my opinion and hope, regardless I am happy to see you again. :)
With Tiny Peepers point about archaeology, often when human remains are found (e.g. in the excavation of a previous cemetery site) archaeologists handle them with a great deal of respect and can often be used to fill in records using the methods of identification available by just looking at the skeleton. More often than not, skeletons are safely and carefully removed before being re-interred with a proper burial once research (which can often dramatically increase understanding about their lives and the conditions they faced) is concluded.
The beginning of this game reminds me of Nicholas Cage's average visit to a museum. Shaved head, weird outfit, most likely to somehow steal a dinosaur skull while fighting with cops and ninjas.
Peter: “You can’t suck a man off on the stairs! Everyone knows that” Me: Of all the things my bloody mother never taught me… Also Me: *Brain freeze from laughing*
I'm going to love watching you guys try your hardest not to swear. Perhaps you should come up with some in canon swear words, á la Firefly's "gaurram"?
You weren't too wrong about archaeology but in modern commercial (which majority of digging is done now). Bodies that are excavated get reburied and are only disturbed when the skeleton is at risk of being destroyed i.e a new block of houses and the body is respected.
A few stray observations: -No more swearing? RIP Shxt Games For Wxnkxrs I guess. -Looks like you got new haircuts and jumpers to go along with your new channel. -What takeout joint did the new Hot and Fresh Science Facts box come from?
10:50-10:57 wow is this part hilarious. Funny how they made a grunt sound similar to saying here. I couldn't stop laughing from this. Keep up this humerus content Ben and Peter, stay safe and have a great day.
Since I don’t have Twitter I couldn’t keep up with the move after vidiots, luckily you guys came up in my recommended! Huge fan and glad to see you back ❤️
what the crap!!! im sitting here thinking you guys are off doing what you do, until the podcast came out and then i realized im the jackass not knowing about double... i mean triple jump. but now im all caught up. with a back log of videos. glad youre back guys! lolz
On one hand I kinda hate that you have to censor yourselves and can't curse, but on the other hand, seemingly innocuous (or not so) innuendos can be made, which are often much more clever. In any case, glad you guys are back and ready for whatever antics you have in store for us this time. Hopefully the third time is the charm and this venture takes off. "Hello, this is Rules Boss."
Been wondering when I was going to stumble upon the first episode of this! And if I'd even have known it. Turns out: it was easy to figure out. And you ain't wrong, people mock IGN for having a review scale that began at 7, but most of the industry seemed to have one that began at 5. Sadly people got used to it, and most readers also seem to think that games are graded like high school papers, where anything under 6 is "failing" so what's the point of going lower than 5?
He didn’t have eyeballs in the original mummy when they first woke him up but since he was frozen fully human I guess he didn’t revert back to his completely decayed form so he had eyeballs in the mummy returns. It’s like he had suck the soul out of one person in the original one that’s how it starts
think it might even make it funnier than you cant swear now haha (although bum piss always made me laugh) loved the editing/cuts in the video, keep up the good work!
Kinda hard for everyone’s favorite little henchman to be a playable character considering he got eaten by scarabs at the end of the first film and this game is based off the sequel, but I agree with you since Beni is the shit in my honest opinion. 🤣
#shitgamesforwankers
The first game I rented for PS2. The blockbuster assistant had a smirk on their face and after 45 mins of game play I knew why.
Guessing cause he didn't slip you an adult feature film to enjoy on your best selling DVD player?
Try getting it as your 8 year old birthday present because I loved the movies.
I miss the days when renting games was even a thing. Last game I ever rented was a Wii Wario game, idr the title but it wasn't the warioware one, it was a sidescroller and quite good.
RIP 'Shit Games For Wankers'
EDIT: I'm happy the science fact sound is the same ^-^
*beeyouip*
Pac-man sound
CAN I GET A BEEEEEWIPPP?
That intro animation is slick.
Fancy seeing you here
What, why, how are you here?
Missing the original intro's dododadodododadodaduhduhduhduh but happy to have more WGE!
Mr Barlam! How goes the Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats?
It's coming along :)
DododadododododaHAMLIKEdodahdahduhREALLYLIKEdadado.
Tell your friends
Triple Jump
"I need a man to suck!"
Back, as strong as ever.
I'd been looking forward to this all day.
Welcome back boys
This might just be one of your best videos ever. Haven't laughed this much in a long time. Thank you, Triple-Ju-Dot-Mp
You know, I wasn't looking for this. I was just looking through old Vidiots videos and ended up on Peter's twitter. And so, here I am
Your resident Triple Jump archaeologist here! (Sorry about the double comment) First of all, entrance to the British Museum is free. Go to a museum, guys. But about your post-mortem (mortum? muertom?) rights, countries usually have a set period of time that you are legally allowed to rest in peace. Here in Sweden you only have the right to 25 years in your burial plot until, if necessary, you can be moved. As about the whole "Where is the line between grave robbing and archaeology" debate, a lot of it is about methodology (if it is a scientific excavation, etc), and whether or not the culture still exists. As for most of what is on display at the BM... yes, give that back. Cheeky Brits.
Never. We stole that shit legally. With guns. Huzzah.
@@Jack_1878 Everyone knows that theft is much more legaller with guns.
Previously of name redacted 1, vidiots and name redacted 2.
Good work guys.
Name redacted 2?
@@darebrained DoubleJump was the second one
I’m a new viewer, is redacted 1 whatculture?
@@juwankane5150 yes
Used to be... They mentioned them by name a couple times on stream...
I laughed too hard at the Rules Boss cameo 😂
That was a happy surprise for me too.
Guys, I am really happy that you are back!
I followed your work from WhatCulture through Vidiots and now I am here.
I just hope that the system of game selection goes back to the original way. I think the best Worst Games Ever episodes were the ones at WC Gaming, because there you chose games that the game's master knew. I really love the science facts of the episodes but the series and movie tie-in episodes where you had no clue about the properties were sometimes boring. But when you had proper knowledge about a game not just wikipedia facts was excellent.
Well that's just my opinion and hope, regardless I am happy to see you again. :)
You’ve no idea how happy I am that Worst Games Ever is back!! You two are legends! Keep up the great work!
You didn't introduce the new viewers to our friends in front of you
With Tiny Peepers point about archaeology, often when human remains are found (e.g. in the excavation of a previous cemetery site) archaeologists handle them with a great deal of respect and can often be used to fill in records using the methods of identification available by just looking at the skeleton. More often than not, skeletons are safely and carefully removed before being re-interred with a proper burial once research (which can often dramatically increase understanding about their lives and the conditions they faced) is concluded.
This was my birthday present at 8 years old alongside Summoner (2001) as my 3rd PS2 I ever owned! Glad you guys have covered it on how bad it is!
Only bad thing about this video is waiting 2 weeks for another 😭
The casual and reserved way they naturally incorporate the "HERE!!!" is just comedy gold
My only critique, make the little video game characters in the intro disappear when Billy Ray Pac-rus munches past/through/behind them
The new intro and game victim/master select graphics are amazing! Looks so good guys can’t wait to see more from Triple Jump!
#badgamesfornumpties
Karl Pilkington reference for the win - "Ohhhhhhhhh....being a mummy, it's doing my head in innit"
Don't worry Ben and Peter, every time you say Worst Games Ever, there are 34,000 people shouting "SHIT. GAMES.....FORWANKERS."
Can't tell you how happy I am to wake up to a notification of you two beautiful boys. So excited for you guys on this new venture.
10:55 Ben with the Brosnan 'Taffin' reference was great. 🤣
The beginning of this game reminds me of Nicholas Cage's average visit to a museum. Shaved head, weird outfit, most likely to somehow steal a dinosaur skull while fighting with cops and ninjas.
I don’t know if any of you care but if you want to know about Ms Dynamite, she’s part of three festivals this year, including one in sunny Portugal
Who's ready for a bit of lit games for bankers?
Good to see you boys again! Missed you and look forward to all the great content you put out :)
Don't usually give videos the thumbs up, but will be on every TripleJump video. #getpeterandbenmonetized
Same
Peter: “You can’t suck a man off on the stairs! Everyone knows that”
Me: Of all the things my bloody mother never taught me…
Also Me: *Brain freeze from laughing*
They're back! Sunday at 10:30 AM has never been this exciting since skipping church.
Christian bois know what I'm talking about. Anyway, cant wait!!
I'm going to love watching you guys try your hardest not to swear. Perhaps you should come up with some in canon swear words, á la Firefly's "gaurram"?
I think they used a lot of genuine swearwords but just translated them to Chinese dialects. Rhyming slang could also work e.g. 'Jeremy Hunt' etc ...
The show feels so refreshed! Welcome back Vi... er I mean *name redunded* Jump, no Triple Jump sorry!
You weren't too wrong about archaeology but in modern commercial (which majority of digging is done now). Bodies that are excavated get reburied and are only disturbed when the skeleton is at risk of being destroyed i.e a new block of houses and the body is respected.
So happy to see you both back! You can never kill a Vidiot and you certainly can’t be rid of #shitgamesforwankers
I figured they wouldn't be allowed to swear anymore but it's still a huge bummer.
Love that your back, boys! No cursing?! Oh no! Good luck with that Ben!
A few stray observations:
-No more swearing? RIP Shxt Games For Wxnkxrs I guess.
-Looks like you got new haircuts and jumpers to go along with your new channel.
-What takeout joint did the new Hot and Fresh Science Facts box come from?
10:50-10:57 wow is this part hilarious. Funny how they made a grunt sound similar to saying here. I couldn't stop laughing from this. Keep up this humerus content Ben and Peter, stay safe and have a great day.
Really enjoyed the new intros and extra editing in this. Feels like a nice fresh (and clean) start
Since I don’t have Twitter I couldn’t keep up with the move after vidiots, luckily you guys came up in my recommended! Huge fan and glad to see you back ❤️
cant believe ben didnt make a YETAY reference at 6:18
I actually love this game. One of the greats for PS2 IMO
what the crap!!! im sitting here thinking you guys are off doing what you do, until the podcast came out and then i realized im the jackass not knowing about double... i mean triple jump. but now im all caught up. with a back log of videos. glad youre back guys! lolz
Karl Pilkington as The Mummy would of been pretty funny.
Please find a way to play sneak king. It is so worth it.
The Boys are back in town
Worst Games Ever is back boiiiii!!!!
Someone please give these guys Vampire Rain for Worst Games Ever I’ve wanted to see that for so long!
On one hand I kinda hate that you have to censor yourselves and can't curse, but on the other hand, seemingly innocuous (or not so) innuendos can be made, which are often much more clever.
In any case, glad you guys are back and ready for whatever antics you have in store for us this time. Hopefully the third time is the charm and this venture takes off.
"Hello, this is Rules Boss."
Additional Vivendi fact. They were dodge as fuck and had some super shady business tactics! Definitely worth a read!
This last month has been so long without the boys, genuinely laughed so much at this, thanks for the new content guys
Glad the Hot Fresh Science Fact noise made the move, too.
So happy to see Worst Games Ever return. Also, love the new intro! Good luck guys.
It will always be #ShitGamesForWankers in our hearts
This channel feels more alive, I’m so keen for the future! Keep it going boys!
So so glad to see you’re still here and as funny as ever! No matter what, you’ll always have an audience that love you. Keep up the amazing work guys!
Oh wow, that ‘who’s that’ hurt my soul with reference to Imhotep’s big sand face in the menu 🥲
Been wondering when I was going to stumble upon the first episode of this! And if I'd even have known it. Turns out: it was easy to figure out.
And you ain't wrong, people mock IGN for having a review scale that began at 7, but most of the industry seemed to have one that began at 5. Sadly people got used to it, and most readers also seem to think that games are graded like high school papers, where anything under 6 is "failing" so what's the point of going lower than 5?
I thought this wouldn't be the same without Mikey editing it, but I was wrong. The editing was perfect! Good job editor(s)!
So happy to see WGE again, missed you guys so much.
I remember seeing the ad for this as a kid thinking "omg I wanna play this!" In hindsight, I was a dumb kid.
Has anyone else noticed that at all 3 ventures Peter is the first one to play the terrible game every time?
I miss the old Select Fighter screens.
"Avoid death-defying traps"
Wouldn't avoiding the traps be the death-defying part, not the traps themselves? Is anybody listening to me?
10-4 good buddy.🙂
As an American, it’s surprisingly entertaining listening to a brit impersonate a fake British accent
Lost it at the Rules Boss cameo haha! Great to have this back guys!
I can honestly say I've "played" "games" so bad that I very non-ironically would get more joy and/or practical use from a block of wood.
Wow I completely forgot I had this game until I saw Imhotep smash out of his plastic boulder with his giant William Wallace in the museum.
I missed you guys so much! Even though I watched Vidiots religiously, I’m so happy to see you guys continuing doing what you love!
Great to see you back. In my head I still hear your previous themesong from Worst Games Ever. But I also like the new one. Keep up the great work
I like it when Ben nearly drops in the swears and has to catch himself
You really should say JOIN US at the end
Ship games for anchors
Trip games for campers?
I'm all about this editing haha. Rules boss cameo near killed me.
This is awesome. Good luck with the new channel.
22:56.... coffee came out my nose. hahahahahaha
Man loved the first 2 films so cool. Her name is Anck Su Namun haha
I really liked this game as a kid and replaying it I still do. I see _why_ it gets the hate, but I think it's overhated.
The edits you did in this are funny. Good job guys
Let’s find somewhere straight to run.
..... walks away from the hall they were already in. lol
Wish there was a way to emulate Spectrum or Amstrad games - the Neighbours game on the Spectrum or Supergran would be AMAZING
Love you guys
Amazing content as always you two, the classic banter and shenanigans are ***here***, so yay!
it's 12:09 am and i am ready for bed.......... wait that's not right i mean i am ready for worst games ever.
That Jurassic park joke from TP was fucking genius
I had forgotten how much I missed this series
Oh, what do you know...? It's Hit Games for Bankers #hitgamesforbankers!
I'm a sucker for a taffin/Adam and Joe reference.
This is some really good stuff
Well, I think the main takeaway from this is, Billy is faster than sonic.
I just found this channel. I’m so happy
That rules boss reference almost made me spit up my water
Worst Control System Ever
He didn’t have eyeballs in the original mummy when they first woke him up but since he was frozen fully human I guess he didn’t revert back to his completely decayed form so he had eyeballs in the mummy returns. It’s like he had suck the soul out of one person in the original one that’s how it starts
think it might even make it funnier than you cant swear now haha (although bum piss always made me laugh) loved the editing/cuts in the video, keep up the good work!
I think I'm the only person who has ever beaten this game as both Imhotep and Rick twice
10:51 Taffin! I mean, I understood that reference.
Labrinth, come in is the type of references I enjoy in life.
The animated series was the SHIT!! "But something went terribly wrong. AND THE MUMMY ROSE AGAIN!!"
such a shame Beni is not a playable character
Kinda hard for everyone’s favorite little henchman to be a playable character considering he got eaten by scarabs at the end of the first film and this game is based off the sequel, but I agree with you since Beni is the shit in my honest opinion. 🤣
The first levels for both characters were hard to figure what to do to beat them lol