Chicken Salad Sandwich but Not Boring - You Suck at Cooking (episode 170)
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- Опубліковано 14 тра 2024
- Chicken salad was sandwiches are a delicious thing to eat if you like chicken and sandwiches
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RECIPE
Season two chicken breasts with salt and pepper pepper pepper then paint with a thin coat of olive oil
Bake on 400F for twenty minutes
Let them cool off, especially if they’re feeling angry about something you have no control over
Shred them with two forks, or if you want to speed up this process use 17 forks
Dice a dill pickle
For the pickled onions:
Slice up a red onion which is purple and about to be pink
Boil a cup of water with a cup of vinnegar
Add 1 tablespoon of course salt (or 2/3 tablespoon of fine salt)
1 tablespoon of sugar
Let that get all melted
Let it cool a bit
Pour it over the onions in a container that can handle boiling water
Let it cool down
Add the shredded chicken to a bowl
Add in an amount of mayonnaise you think is good (I add too much which is the perfect amount but say, start with 3 tablespoons or so)
Add some pepper pepper pepper
Add in 1/2 teaspoon of smoked paprika
Add in 1 teaspoon of cumin
(or add in neither of these and add in one teaspoon of curry powder which is so good)
Add in the pickles and the onions (make sure to chop up the onions)
wangjangle it all together, taste and adjust
Put it on a flat piece of bread. I know weirdly-shaped bread with sharp angles and unpredictable curves is all the rage these days but it’s just not as good for sandwiches so don't try to get too fancy.
Eat the sandwich in a ballgown. - Навчання та стиль
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You dont bring chicken salad sandwiches to an event, you place your chicken salad sandwiches wherever you choose and the event will build around them.
Wiser words were never spoken UwU Truly the quote of our lifetimes.
winner winner chicken... oh damn
Can I get an A-M-E-N ?
"If you build it, they will come."
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No one ever warns about the dangers of cumin deficiency.
cumin all over the place could help prevent that
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@@donkosaurusI love cumin, but my girlfriend goes overboard. She loves cumin all over her face.
Luckily your mom doesnt have one.
I thought he said human deficiency 😂
i love that he froze the chicken and sunglasses for a single frame joke. much respect
it was actually closer to 35 frames
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo 🤓
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo you just gotta correct everything dont you
@@legioning *don't
@@legioning You and Bibo might be suffering from cumin deficiency if you didn't get the fact that Amalgam's comment is a joke. I recommend pausing your gooning habits and touching some grass.
These would slap at aunt cathy’s wake
Aunt Cathy deserves it
I just hope they don't slap Aunt Cathy "awake" at her wake. Now there's a scary thought.
Lmao @@JasonICECarson
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@@JasonICECarson Suspend the thought and just watch the "Wake Scene" from _Scary Movie 3_ set off by a... slight misunderstanding.
It's kind of beautiful that Jacob still gave his cumin away even though he knew he was suffering from cumin deficiency. ❤️
I miss Jason! 🥲
Pour one out for Jacob 🥃
@@ladylovelace61 instructions unclear, rubbed one out with Jacob.
@@Caipiranha89 I'm sure he would have like that too, friend
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his cumin for his friend's chicken sandwich.
"SO JUICY" has lived rent free in my head for years.
I remember the intonation so vividly and I don't even remember my father's face.
SOOOOOOOO JUICYYYYYYY
@@yousuckatcooking AAAAAGH HE SAID THE THING
Rest in peace Jacob, you will be missed 🕊
I'm not dead
We're all dead
It's a chicken salad miracle!!!
@@jacobco.6898
@@jacobco.6898 It's like I can still hear his voice...
@@jacobco.6898 You are inside jacob, you are inside.
That "Mares of the night" joke might be the funniest thing you've said. I dont know why it tickled me so much lol.
Should have pickled you I guess
Street Whorses
And he didn't make even one "may neighs" joke! Respect
And I only just got that now.
Trivia; Nitemare in FF1
Based on D&D I believe also, Nitemare!
2:25 *point @ screen* HE MENTIONED ME!!
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I'm so unbelievably jealous right now
beetlejuiced
@@mrtoast244 Yes, I'm glad I expanded the comments. I was trying to remember what Reddit called that
lol
You're the first person I've ever seen make chicken salad that didn't put celery in it and for that I salute you. I hate celery.
HERETIC!
I love celery but wtf it has to be in a chicken salad??
@@the_cheese_grinder textural differences make food interesting
@@eliloeb7760 hmm it ain't for me, but you have a point!
@@eliloeb7760 the texture isn’t what bothers me, I think celery tastes awful.
I could eat this from morning until .............twilight.
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YSAC: Don’t let the pickles touch the pickled onions or else the pickling will cancel each other out.
Also YSAC: *wangjangles everything*
Me: *confused screaming*
Have you ever heard the concept of the mayo blocking barrier?
Finally! Someone who doesn't put apples or raisins in the chicken salad. This is amazing.
What terrifying videos or circles do you frequent?
@@Illusion517 It's a riff on Waldorf salad, which is celery, apples, walnuts, grapes, and mayonnaise. Personally, I don't mind apples and walnuts in a chicken salad sandwich.
@Illusion517 the English do that with coronation chicken and it spread to some chicken salad sandwiches.
Grapes or cranberries for sweetness, celery or walnuts for crunch
Gotta put grapes in it though. That slaps.
Rest in peace, Jacob.
Shoutout to his family
Solid guy. Taken too soon.
Great, you are back to making me cry like when Pimblokto left
Edward? Jacob? First time ive seen a Twilight joke in a loooong time
I thought those were real people at first.
.......I honestly had no idea
strangely enough, it's the second one I've seen this week, after possibly years of not
@@yousuckatcooking twilight saga will not let you go away from it
you are damned now
There's a twilight resurgence!
Tuna of the land. Great reference
This man ALWAYS deserves a like. YSAC, you have given me such joy over the years. Thank you.
Mordor Chicken. My favourite!
M̶̰̈́̓o̵̡̧̡̢͔̙̥̬͉̞͇̰̲̥̖̎̆̔̒͆͐̕͝r̷̨̡̗̞̹̼̒͋̅̍͜d̸̢̧̹̘̙͎̰͚̓̈̑̎͛͒͋͌ȯ̷͙̟̤̝̯͐̑͑́̍̉̌̚͘͘͜ŗ̴͓̱̰́̇͛̀̈́͑̅̅̊̀̆͊̕ ̷̜̞̠̍̈́̔̑́̿͋̀͘͝͝c̸̡͚̽͂̏͊̈͒̐̒̈́́̀͊͘h̴̭̞͍̏̽̀̒͑ͅi̴̡̛͙̳̩̱͍̝͈͎̙̓́̌͑̑̀̔̏̃͛̍ç̵̛̛̱͍̱̼͖̮̠̣̗̎̅̓̿̓̄͊͒͝k̶̨͎̥̞͕̺̲̒͂͐̑̊̀͘͜ȅ̶̦̟̭̘̙̝̦͔̪̤̰͜n̴̙̰̠̼̗̩̣̝̠͒̆̈̓̂͘͠ ̸̝̤̠̱͓̹̠̭̪̬̯͍͙̒̾͆̽̌ȋ̶̢̢̨̡̮͚̦̰̼̀̽̃́̋̋͆͆̈́̈̉͠s̶̢̨̡͎̟̙̤̫͙͇͔̞̝̈́̒̽̈́̈́͝ ̶̡̣͎̖̱͉̣̆̍͒̑̔́̀̒͗̍̔̌̽̈̈́ͅḛ̸̛̩̳͙̙͍̟̜͍͖̤͕͈̤̔̋̋̏͐̐͐͆̒̚͘͝s̷̘̬̥̥͚̗̻̔͆̊̎̅̈́̈́̅̍̀̾̄̉ͅp̵̛̘̤̆͐̋͑̃̈̚é̵̡̤̩̰̳͔͖̮̺̺̠̼̑̌̊̋̈͑͑͝c̴̜̣̳̺͎͉͈̭͍̑͋̔̊̒̎͒̐̚̚͜i̴̧̢̧̦̤͉͓̘͎̩̬͍͚̿̽͋͂̅a̶̢͇̗̳͚̭̙̜̰̖̓̃͝l̶̟͈͍͈͕͈͍̪͖̳̤̪̘̼͒̂̕͜l̵̨̛͉̘y̷̡̘̼̲̔͋̈̌̍̽͒̐̚̚̕ͅ ̶̨̛͓̳̤͇̫̭̰̤̣͉̘͔͆̈́͂̽̾͑̔̑̍͛͂̅ḑ̴̘̗̅̑ȩ̶̟͔͎̺̣̲͎̙̰̩̰̥̺͇͆͊͐͘͠l̵͍͓̻̓̿̋̾͛̿̑̀̀́͊͘̚͘͝ì̴̠̥̠̘̱͓̰̙̑͛̔̾̐̆͘͠͝c̴̛̛̟̰̭̦̫͓̗͚̭͍̠̦̝̬̓̂̀̿̀̈͂͊͘͜i̶̬͖̥͕͎͇͔̺͖̯̔̾̈́̾̒̕̚͝ͅǫ̸̨̟̱̥̹̬̻̠̜͙̘̼͛̄͐͊̔̌̃̊̕u̸̢͇̼̦̭͓̟̟̔̈́͆͊̽͗̀̈́͑̄̃̓̆̕͝s̶̨̝͓͕̲͙͓͖̰̺͕̼̋́͑̽̈́͜͠ ̴̧̘̘͓̘̩̗̑͑̈́̈̈͊i̸̗̙͗̇͐͐͘̚̕͘n̸̛͕̫̥̭͍̓̓̍̍̋̑͘ͅͅ ̷̢̗̤͓̝̠͕͖͍̲̣͍̠̋̂ả̸̧̛̩͉̱̯͈̺̖̭̒͑̒͗͑̏̐͒͜͠ ̷̨̨̖̖̭̰̥̩̯̙͇̺̥̍͊͛͂͛̑̑̏̔̈́̍̓̎͘͝ͅͅc̴̨̛̞͚̄̌̇́͂̂͆͒͘͘͠r̸̢̗̤͖̺̻̥͉͓̯͕͇̈̓̆̽͐͋̓̒ͅĕ̶̢̡̛̥̟̤̹̮͙̈́̒̈́͋́́̌́͒̓͘̚͝ą̶̢̛̦̼͇̜͕͉̗͖̱̯̣͍̗̎̈́͋̌͂̀̚m̶̨̳̹̯̤̜̰̝͇̹͓̫͙̈́̂̀̏̍̍͛͂̍͊͘ ̸̡̡̬̱̜̮̙̉̀̇̀̓̇̽͝ơ̴̢͉̽̋̓̆̓̍͑́͋͐̋̈́͘f̵͖̻͖͇̪̫̩̜͕̫͚̰͑̑̿̄͛̐͠ͅ ̴̢̨̡̫͎̻̤̰̣̫̟͍̪̈́̓̓͐͂̿̒̈́ͅm̸̩̦͇̤̭̖̼̬̬̲͗̉̿̑̽͋͋̂̓͝ū̴͇̖͚͙̯̅͗͛̈́̒̾̈́͗̒͂͘͝͠ś̴̢̡̹̼͎͇̫͈̗͈̝̪͓̜̓̓̓̌̆͊̂̑͝ḧ̵̨̡̪̦̻̦̝͖̮͇͚͈̾͌̇͛̂̿͊͠ͅr̴̢͖̪͇͙͈̹͍̗͕̯̪̬̓ö̴͓́̓̿͆̋͐̇̓̚͘͘͝ö̶̳̼͖͙̯̬́̔͆̀̑̏̏̎̚m̴̘͎͓̭͈͑̔͠ ̵͖̹̓̄̅̅̂̓̐́̍̏̉ç̴̧̖̬̦͚͖̦̮͈̲͔̞̇͒͂̈́̑̌̈͛̆̆̀a̴̟̳͈͉͎͙̠̯̻͇͙̙̟̍̇̒s̸̝͍̙̖͉̱̪͔̖̣̎͋̃̔̕s̸̼̊̀̓̀̉̋̋͋̆͐̄̓̓e̶͚̠͐̏̇͌͘͘r̷̨͍͓͋͋͌̿͘͝o̶̧̡̰͈̟̟̥̰͈̹͉̝̞̱̯̔̅̀̈́̑̂͆̚̕l̵̡͇̘͎̠̬͙̟̪̈́̈̈͘͝ḙ̸̡̟̬̲͕̟͍̒́́̋͑̈́̅̔̚͜͠ͅ ̵̢̨̫̘͇͇̭̱̠̦̦̈́́
YSAC, it's better to mix your dressing (mayo and seasonings) in a separate bowl, combine all the rest of the ingredients into the first bowl, and then mix the dressing with the salad. This way, you get a much better mix of seasonings into the salad. Doing it your way tends to leave nooks and crannies where anti-social spices tend to clump and hide.
15 minutes later, the joke about crossing finally kicks in like an ice cream headache.
I still don't get it 😅
@deprofundis3293 *to chicken* you don't even know why you crossed (the road), do you?
These are the greatest food videos on the internet. Period.
that chicken crossing the road joke/diss really had me 😂
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That dis was cold! 🥶
What's the best event to bring chicken salad sandwiches to?
Funeral
chicken salad sandwich
Picnics, in my opinion
My house, tonight
meow
Flavor glitter of the earth you are.
“I forgot how white I am” with the bare seasoning cabinet? 😂
💯 Agree! 😂😂😂
As he proceeds to use smoked paprika. Does that mean Hungarians aren’t white?
If only the cabinet was full of mayo instead
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in Brazil we call that a "Natural Sandwich" and we also add some tomato slices, gratted carrot and lettuce, the pickle not so much and the onion is usually white
YSAC spreading awareness of Cumin deficiency
3:36 by cutting diagonally you actually get more perimeter because (2*4)+2(sqrt(2)) > 4+(4*2) I figured this out by using Pythagoras' theorem explaining that when cutting diagonally it creates 2 right angle triangles with a diagonal cut. These diagonal cuts contribute to more perimeter with the hypotenuse. Thank me later. (legit maths)
this is also the cut that gets you the longest crustless side in one cut if i’m not anti-mistakeless
@@wyskers1yep, in their inequality, they can cancel out the 2*4, because that represents the crust and it’s going to remain constant, no matter the cross-cut.
And you’re right, with a single straight cut that makes two pieces, the maximum “crustless side” (for a rectangle, or anything with exactly 2 perpendicular lines of symmetry) is going to be the cut that follows the diagonal.
@@wyskers1 For non-straight cuts, the maximum “crustless” perimeter would be performed by cutting it into a perfect fractal pattern… then the resulting length is technically infinite.
You can also achieve maximum crustless length (infinity) by making infinite cuts, chopping the sandwich into infinite pieces.
Due to physical & time constraints, (as well as sticking to social norms so no one says “wtf are you doing to my sandwich”) the single diagonal cut is most advisable for your crustless-edge optimizing needs.
@@Michael-kp4bd 😂😂😂 tell me where i can get a perfect-fractal-cutting knife 👀
If you use a circular cookie cutter will you get chicken pi?
With each upload it feels like we are slowly approaching the return of Pimblockto
Try some sweetened rice vinegar in your next batch of pickles, it will blow your mind.
I didn't know cumin deficiency was a thing. I'd better stock up on the weekend - if I last that long.
2:05 "You don't even know why you crossed it, do you"
Took me way too long to get that joke.
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Shit, I just got it
"Your life's purpose is pickles."
Then I defy my purpose.
Pickles are evil and not fit for human consumption.
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Likewise.
Of all the spices I expected to show up for chicken salad I was def not expecting paprika and cumin 😅… my chicken and mayo pairing combines with pecans (or walnuts), red grapes, celery, thyme, dill, dijon, and lime juice on a big buttery croissant.
I heavily recommend this guy’s cookbook. I usually come here for the humor, but this guy knows his sh*t. Wisdom.
Seasoning glitter- got it🤣🤣🤣 your humor is peak level man 👏👏👏
Celery salt, man. That’s the secret.
Genuinely surprised that when it was time to shred the chicken the wasn't a sick guitar riff involved
0:40, Fun tip! Paint the chicken with oil BEFORE flavor glitter and pepper!
That sando would by exactly 90% better toasted.
I was like really??? Just basic bread, not a single thing done to it? What channel is this?
mayo-based-salad based sandwiches should always be made with flaccid lukewarm bread imo. it keeps the filling from squeezing out like a tube of toothpastes with no sides, and also it just feels right to me
@@nou6990 yeah, if you toast it too crunchy. Lightly toasted is just right for a chicken salad sando. YMMV
Love all these videos, always makes me laugh!
If anyone told me when I was a kid that in my late 30s I'd be waiting for a new episode of an Internet cooking show on UA-cam not to improve my cooking, but to learn some random unexpected wisdom, I wouldn't even know what the Internet was and immediately failed to understand shit
I see you're a triangular cutter. Consider, the Y cut, 120 degree angles, three pieces
Then consider the traditional Y front briefs…
But have you considered cutting at 10 degree intervals? Then you can have 36 pieces.
Frankly, all those cuts, much too sophisticated for me. I'm not bringing out afternoon tea. Just eating a sandwich. Triangle halves my favorite. They're just so 'nuveau riche' to me. Matter of fact, not even sure I spelled it correctly.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man...
I tend to cut it across the middle, and then cry about the mistake I cannot undo
I am 4th day in my fasting. Videos with food are nightmarishly good xD
careful with that cumin deficiency
The nightmares joke might be one of my all time favorites on this channel
You made a chicken salad sandwich, but paid the ultimate price.
Jeez I wasn’t prepared to be devastated like that at the end..
Thank you for saving me. I have all these ingredients and I am going to make this for dinner. I am going to use my pickle juice to pickle the onions
Wow, these look great! I can't wait for one of my friends to kick the bucket now!
im so sorry for your loss
I'll be calling it flavor glitter forever now.
The call back to the previous chicken video was amazing
I choked on a sandwich pickle when I was five, and ever after my parents ordered my sandwiches without pickles. When I got old enough to order things myself I continued to order the way I was taught. Now I'm an adult and I still don't like pickles on sandwiches.
Pickles are super tasty on their own, though.
Jacob sacrificed himself so that we could experience flavor.
No Chicken was harmed during this video.
Found my beach day sandwich recipe. Thanks. You are really a good cook.
i like sandwiches
I also like sandwiches
@@yousuckatcooking oh so you hate burgers??
I like trains
Me too!
@@Zekellus this is how it feels like to be on twitter
I’m not especially surprised that YSAC knows the people from Twilight , but I wonder how many years they go back.
How old is YSAC actually???🐝
15 going on 40 would be my guess
@@Illusion517 or 29 going on 132?
this recipe sounds good. i might try it
Why do I laugh when he says “ now just wang jangle that around” every time? 😂
"Chicken of the land." Genius! Why didn't I think of that?
Man the wit just stays fresh I don't know how he does it.
I'm so sorry for your loss
My life's purpose is knowing that pickles are always a side and never a topping/condiment.
what if your pan isn't called physics?
“ugh i forgot how white i am” LMFAOOOOO
It looks like a solid chicken salad, but I'd recommend sweet pickle relish in addition or even possible replacement of the chopped pickles. It's delicious, easier, and allows me to skip pickling the onions and just throw em in raw.
We put chopped up Jalapeños, celery and dried cranberries in our chicken salad sandwiches.
I must have cran sauce on my chkn or turkey san or not on san.. ❤Love crans
I'd like to recommend to use chicken with builtin hardboiled eggs. It's adds to the flavour and changes the structure a bit. In addition to that you can also add finely chopped chives to the mix.
You never stop surprising me.
Sorry for your loss.
The cutting board and counter top are quiet but important characters in the YSAC universe. Would love to get a video from their POV and maybe some thoughts from them. I swear they've been here for nearly a decade. Probably have a lot to say.
I can't put my finger on it but I stg every single joke in this was fucking immaculate, I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Well done!
LMAO the shot where the phone drops to the bouncy mat killed me xDDDD
R. I. P. Jacob
Epic episode!
I did NOT see that coming 😂😂😂
pro tip: offset your angle of the cut by 5° - 15°. and ALWAYS toast at least the inside part of the bread. 3.5 stars because the pickled onion recipe is dope as hell
and charge $10 extra for the fanciness of it
Thank you
I just love Mordor chicken, it adds such a nice flavor
Mordor chicken will really give your sandwich a nice kick.
2:10 I hate it when I don't let it cool down enough, and my fork melts :(
He became too powerful with that nightmare joke. He must be stopped
BANGER EPISODE 🎉
Awesome TY
Always great...and good food, too.
I am nearing the end of the life I was given. The doctors said, "fatal cumin deficiency". I maybe, maybe not, have this day to live. And funny enough, despite the bottle of cumin on the table next to me, it's too late. All the cumin in the world can't fix the damage the deficiency did. I did this to myself. I thought I could look up to him. I thought staying off the cumin was the way to be as cool as him.
Too late to think about these now, is it?
The phone rings. I muster strength into my arm to pick it up. It feels like a cinder block.
"Hey man, do you have any spices I can borrow? Like, anything with flavor, maybe?"
Great video.
That porridge chicken really speaks to my ancestors.
"Eh! I forgot how white I am!" Killed me
I'm here from Reddit recommendations and subscribed after the first 30 seconds. New record!
lol, that twist was completely unexpected! 😮🤣
No horses were killed during the making of this sammich.
The cumin deficiency part was gold
I will take the opportunity to dedicate this episode to my dear friend and talented classmate, Jakob, who has fallen in battle this November. He was 27 years old and left behind his fiance who had his daughter 4 months later, they didn't have the chance to get married.
Now cut up some grapes, throw them in the mix and its PERFECT
Love his videos think it's time to re watch the earlier ones 😂
Try adding a tiny bit of an umami seasoning to the mayo, like soy or Worcestershire sauce.
“I’m using regular chicken 🙂”
NO WAY that’s the type of chicken I use too 😦