Stuff Idiots Say...
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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As you guys know, I've been posting a couple of "Stuff [insert name here] Says…" videos, but this video is slightly different from those. This video features random stuff that idiots say! Oh wait...that’s us...
I had a TON of random Black Ops 3 recordings of funny stuff from months of playing. Some recordings were from last November, but most of them are from a few weeks ago.
Either way, these idiots had a stuff ton of fun messing around, being a bunch of sarcastic boomholes, and SAYING SOME WEIRD STUFF.
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Thanks for watching!
Erik - M3RKMUS1C
I had _WAYYYYYY_ too much fun putting this video together...
orly
Noice.
+Marco Gonzalez idk maybe
+M3RKMUS1C Do you reply to comments? Also think you should invite BeerusGOD on to play Black Ops 1 on the Xbox One ;)
kabillion
"Last name bleach, first name drink, like a failed abortion, just drown it in the sink" is now my favorite quote
bruh
WasabiKitKat xd
SAVAGE!!!!
Same, I actually said that to my friends and they pissed themselves
WasabiKitKat I
The 54 eggrolls crush all opposition
Nice seeing you're here, didn't think you watch Mork.
hahaha
+Filthy Prank'd its a bot
hi :3
well then now ive seen everything. good day to you
damn 2014-2016 eric was the best lol. So many cool childhood memories
The editing that went into this..... like if you are thankfull of our lord
Our lord and savior, Booce Master
+Chaz May you're the dumbass
+Chaz May who chill fam , forget to take to take your medication I'm guessing you look a sound a little tense today
+Joe Hitch get religion out of here dumbass.. its a great way to start a fight
There is no lord
I cried at the Seraph voice.
So did I
DA 54 IMMORTAL CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION
dead.
DA 54 EMOTALS CUSH ALL OF OAR POSISHON
Luís Sousa *DA 54 EMOTALS CUSH ALL POSISHON
***** lol
That outro was the best one ever
+RandomRyano ty
+Grub | Our Grubby Lord and Saviour 9/10. Need moar comic sans
Kelvin Kuang :) gled u like it
lel
In my opinion the new one is better
"Using the brecci is a prank"
"Almost a joke like ur mom"
"Basinga" XD
How many minutes did it take to make that scrumptious outro?
420 blaze it's
Probably 30 seconds
He actually had to sit and DRAW this fucking shit .
soooooo yeaaah 😧
+XD kioile it just a fucking joke😤
shity outro
Jesus fuck, this has been your best looking outro yet
If you want 99999999999999 Cryptokeys, google the words - blue waffle
+CaptainDank Are you 5?
+CaptainDank hahaha nooooo
i know right?
ty
yesterday I was gonna eat confetti, eat a bomb and go into a public market, but then I saw your video and I didn't.
.... 🦄
🦄?
+Brendan sullivan yesterday
I laughed at the" first name bleach last name drink, like a failed abortion drown it in the sink" for like, the whole vid.
It was so funny
👌
Axander _KT get the quote right ffs
Still waiting for that "Shit Tina Says.." video.
Still waiting for Tina reacts to cute animals
still waiting for merk to go on omeglw
+After Life omegle
+Makise “Christina” Kurisu i REALLY want to see that!
+Wolfpack Gaming you mean Tina reacts to chickens in sweaters?
Yesterday, I asked my mom for a pencil but she came home with a new PS4 & Xbox One.
I was really upset that I didn't get that pencil.
But then I saw your videos, and now I don't feel so bad.
Tomorrow, i asked my pet rat for bleach.when it came home i sad to see it came back with clorox and not mr muscle
Generic COD UA-camr 52 That sucks.
Will you see his videos and feel better in da footure?
I wouldn't be upset
Halo Storm-Master ...It was a joke .-.
+The Ultra-Gamer yeah and later that day i got mr muscle in the mail later that day and drank it while watching a great merky moo video!
2:38 was the hardest Erik EVER laughed!
nah he was just sick in that video
@@noticks9010 What was the name of that video?
DA FITTY FOOR IMMORRTAAHH CRUH AW OPPOSITOH
"last name bleach first name drink just like abortion.. just drown it in the sink" im dieing
+DarkBlood ma bad
I don't get it
:)
+Clorox Bleach :)
+Clorox Bleach I'm a huge fan of you!!!!!
First name greatest Second name ever
Middle name mistake
That's older than me bro
+[Destune] Mr Heavy of the internet?
+Kallum Taylor-Vincent Greatest Mistake Ever
+Kallum Taylor-Vincent Kallum, sit down buddy. We need to have a chat.
+[Destune] Mr Heavy off not of
What's dat outro damn that's better then the trailer for infinite warfare
Everything is better than the IW trailer.
Everything is better for the trailer for infinite warfare.
+Michael Dixon it stopped overpopulation by a bit though
+MadeEpic Good :)
That's not very hard to beat
Legit cried no joke . keep it up
Letum I
@CopyKitten217 I legitimately just breathed like, no joke.
CopyKitten217 i legit slouched a bit, no joke
Probably the funniest vid I've seen from you
Well u have not seen much from him
Are you new to the channel mate?
+Édouard Dionne there's this magical thing called "an opinion" everyone has different "opinions" although some can be the same.
+Spooky shut up spooky
+Raleigh Page wot
This whole video made me cry
In a good way
+Bruce Dillon your probebly a bot but still one thing this is fake 2nd you will be banned if you get caught and you will
scam.
Tallightning games Can there be a bot for your fucking spelling
This dudes editing skills are legendary
*watches one of Merks videos with headphones on in a room full of family* huh, this guy
Is pretty nice, I don't need headphones
*unplugs headphones*
*plays this video*
Vesnesc unplugs headphones: Clitorama
M3RK I died but i watched your videos and I felt better
And also,look out of your window I should be there if I'm not then look up stairs but when u go uptairs check your toilet...
... I forgot to flush
L
Lmao
Same
+Andy Wood Y ARE U HERE U BOT
+DAT BOI oh shit waddup
I'm not an idiot.. Remove me from the intro and I'll add black ops 1 backwards compatibility to ps4!
.....WTF THE FUCK THE REAL VONDAR WONT ACT LIKE A BABY ABOUT IT LOL WRECKED M USHLOL 420 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHS
Can't believe it's the real one lol
+David Vonderhaar WOW THE REAL VONDEHAAR
+David Vonderhaar its very hard
fake david
Merk, you forgot to put that kid that started African enchanting after Mike said that he couldn't bungle the booce cause he was lagging
remember those days to all the "Merkmusic Veterans"
*Matt
+jose olivar couldn't bung da booce daba gegi e
Thomas Hake sad because you're the only one who gets it :(
+jose olivar What even?! XD - Mike
josh garnier I love that one
2:39 merk's voice started cracking
This video reminds me of the good old Erik he used to be months ago.
This video reminds of when you never existed.
+tacopat tacopat well damn....
Best name ever
+Kyle Ren "caner"
+Kyle Ren "Caner"
Last time I was this early, Infinite warfare had 250 000 dislikes
Same hahahaha
+Wainer Rinkler Do u know a youtuber named Krencho?
+GeT_NeW_AimzZ Bruder ich bin Deutscher :D
+Wainer Rinkler Achso ok ich hab englisch geschrieben falls du das Bild einfach random genommen hast😂
+GeT_NeW_AimzZ Nein hab ich nicht :D Finde TkHeimpel einfach geil
I was halfway through my sip of root beer and laughed and sprayed it all over my laptop screen. fml.
+Datfrostyboi Ooo... I had the app on my PC but RIP Java :/... I still have it somewhere tho
fml my life
I miss these guys so much...
énis, de hát, van ami van :(
Wtf is this outro😂😂😂😂
+Roope Uski IDK YOU MAKE A BETTER ONE
+Roope Uski iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
probably the new form of MLG
Art at its finest
Me likey
Like the new outro
Thanks
+NFreshGaming not you dumbass
+endermonftw fitz swag koosh ty koosh
I can't stop watching this video
Me either
+Naligure it's actually purple lion labs
Lol same
3:12 i got suspended in 8th grade for singing this to sum girl.
do bo1 on Xbox one it's out now
I'm playin on it
R u srs
Please tell me it is
+Daniel Paton yes it is
+Daniel Paton for my cousin unfortunately. .
WTF was that OUTROOOOOO!!!
I watched this in my language arts class and was laughing uncontrollably. People just stared at me like I was insane 😂😂😂
the smiling emoji holding the bleach jug gets me every time because the voice he's doing goes so well with it.
at 4:12 there's a face in the middle of the optic....
Weird
Thought I was the only one who noticed
And...?
Great story 👍
Yup it's part of the nuketown personalization pack
Best Outro 203
2003*
203 works too ynw
I died laughing haha
PLEASE BRING BACK GUN GAME TROLLING NOW THAT BO1 IS IN THE XBONE
ON
+Exra it is?
+Jexxer 230 Yeah
He can't Xbox chat won't record on Xbox one
No one notices you put xbone
Merk was unhinged in this video and it’s hilarious💀
How many likes can black ops 1 on the Xbox one get?
*VCR*
the amount of fake dislikes on the infinite warfare trailer
900p graphics and 30fps on xbox1 so what's the point? Same thing if you played it on xbox360...
+Spooky and it will be the same thing if u play it on ps4 so what
+Spooky who cares...its still better than the crap we get today
last week my parents drowned me in the river and and and i i i i didnt like that so then i i i watched your video and now I'm donald trump
Brian Valdez were you 2 years old when you wrote this
Sounds like something out of reading Xbox messages
3:02 ....I can't😂😂
I’m not gonna lie I bought a shirt from m3rk about 2 years ago I had stopped watching m3rk but now I’m gonna start watching again
Yesterday my mom bought me a Lamborghini and not a Ferrari and I got sad about it but then I watched your video and it made me better :)
Omg same
My dad bought me a white Ferrari and I wanted a black one. I was so pisses
then she sold it for 7 new bookshelves and knowledge
+zstJ pissed*
true 😗😝😭😭😥😌😰😔😅😂
3:15 had me dying
(Merks nerd voice or whatever) SAVAGE!!!!
I miss old m3rk so much
I just died earlier today but watching your video brought me back and made me happy. Now I love you!
15:12 is my favorite line from Erik. Lmao
5:12 *
Wait a minute...
6:59. I DONE
2:58 HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAA
HAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >:D
I just watched this and my gut hurts so much from pure laughter
last name bleach, first name drink, like a failed abortion, I drown in the sink I DIED XDD
He didn't say I
Just drowning in the sink here
that out to tho
outro
Out to?
+Jeff Dorris auto correct
+SansTeh_Skeleton i love it so much
She knives wants merk to use G-fuel on her lol
dont really know what to comment to this , so heres a pancake recipe!
1 3/4 cup milk
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
2 cups self-raising flour
1/3 cup caster sugar
Heat a large non-stick frying pan over medium heat. Spray with cooking oil. Using 1/4 cup mixture per pancake, cook 2 pancakes for 2 minutes or until bubbles appear on surface. Turn and cook for a further 1-2 minutes or until cooked through. Transfer to a plate. Cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with remaining mixture, spraying pan with cooking oil between batches
thanks now i can make pancakes while watching merkmusic. thumbs up
2:45 Why is that laugh so damn funny? 🤣
Yo everyone! Black Ops is now Backwards Compatibility! Play now!
+Cameron Dierks not talking to u
aaron brown OHHHH FUCKING WRECKED 420 HARDNUT OH BABY A BIT TRIPLE LIKR WTF WHY LOL U WRECK BITCHES
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS! What about blops 2
mw2 next pls
DID YOU JUST USE COMIC SANS BRUH? *Well kid, I actually like it* **said in Sans' voice**
Undertale is shit
Leave MINCRAFT SATAN
+Benjo _05 your shit
stop
grabbing the bleach hold on
This was posted 1 day before my birthday. I didn't watch it until my birthday because I needed something to laugh at when my parents started fighting.
1:16 - 1:17 You do not know how many times I repeated thatXD
3:00 made me laugh so hard
COD is like my Grandma.
Dead
well that shit got dark real quick.....
not really something to joke round bout bro
It's not really that funny it's kinda sad
No one in this comment chain has a sense of humor.
How don't we have a sense of humor? Its not good to make a joke out of ur own dead grandma like cmon bro thts fucked up!
They laughing for the blackhammer2016 joke gets me everytime, especially the face that pops up for it.
"Alright guys I'm checking sector four" xD
TOOP SECRET ASIAN! ANUHUHUHUHUHUH! I'm dying from laughter xD
Also.... Someone loop this into 10 hours version plz ;-;
That was "settling"
plsno
+Preston Garvey wtf you're on UA-cam and 9GAG!?
Shut up you suicidal fuck face.
Sorry, I love you.
At least it's not raining
There's a settlement in need of our help, here, I'll mark it on your map.
gotta say, 7 years later, I still think that death at 4:18 was booshi
Hambre killed all my family and I'm living on the streets next to the trump tower ready to drink some bleach I felt really bad but then I watched one of hr videos and you made it ok..
That meme is outdated....
Tøxíç ÃJ hambre are u serious
dat outru
I miss vids like this lol
I asked my mom for a cat one day going to school.
When I got back, she gave me a copy of Undertale.
I was really sad, but when I watch your video, I loved you.
I'm watching this exactly 1 year after it was uploaded!
Luke Sullivan I'm see this exactly 1 year later ur commend
BO1 IS BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE!! I'm installing it right now
Downloading it now thx for telling me lmao
I hope it arrives on ps4 soon, can't wait to see the graaaaphix
+Zaid Qanadilou its pretty much the same graphics but smoother gameplay is what I notice from playing it. : D
+Zaid Qanadilou sorry to break your hopes but, backwards compatibility is only exclusive to Xbox one, unless Sony partners up with activison and Treyarch to publish the game through backwards compatibility in some way on the PS4, it doesn't look like PS4 isn't getting BO1 any time soon. It took about 5 months just to get BO1 ready and licensed for backwards compatibility on Xbox one... Imagine PS4... -_- well good things I have an Xbox one :)
+Adrian Navarro one day
The outro is better than the original
Erik one time I died but they played one of your videos at my funeral and I came back to life now I love you
Merk, i was black once
Then i watched your videos and now im black and happy
Last name: Bleach
First name: Drink
Like a failed abortion,
I'm drowning in the sink.
Poetry 😌
No you got it wrong
Like a failed abortion,
Drown it in the sink.
yeah i knew i got it wrong right after i wrote it and got too lazy to edit it :/
1:38 he sounds like Eric cartman XD
Yesterday my internet broke. Then I watched ur videos and became a lawyer😙🤣
69/10 Outro
I'm early I better make a joke:
My life :/
Huehuehue
Rip
Feelsbadman
Funny and original.
+Sid Mosedale true fam
last name bleach first name drink middle name clorax
My mom bought me a time machine instead of a teleporter,I was sad, but when I watch your videos it makes me feel better.
blue ops 564 in the year 1384832494,52
whats the thing in his scope at 4:12 looks like a face
Yeah wtf I just saw that
+Rafstar Ninjaguy its the nuketown reticle on the varix 3. looks creepy af
+Rafstar Ninjaguy skip to 4:20
+tsubasaplayer16 yeah scared the shit out of me
+tsubasaplayer16 every one has it idiots
5:12 ASIANS
One time, my parents bought me a black Wii U, but I wanted a white Wii U, which made me really depressed. So much that I slit my wrists. I was about to die from bleeding so much, but when I watched your videos while the bleeding was still happening, it made the cuts in my wrist stick back and it healed, and I felt much better.
What do u call it when faze booce cheats?..,..........................BOOCESTING
(Facepalm
Get out
No stay in.
Im early let me think of a joke
COD
Ok so what's the joke?
L
kek
L
whats so funny about fish?
Anybody see the face at 4:12?
That's just a reticle.
Elijah Parr the reticle is stoned.
Elijah Parr yea
That's the sight reticle.
Yesterday, my mom took away my keys to my Lamborghini, my Bugatti, and my BMW, but she didn't take they keys to my Ferrari and I was sad. Then I watched your video and it made me feel so much better :)
Read more Xbox messages
Please no
i agree
it's really funny though Ex DEeeeeeeee
SipKode LOL
I want ur emblem
What's the song at 0:02
How hard you guys were laughing at the Mattew thing was hysterical