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  • @Thesupersparta333
    @Thesupersparta333 9 років тому +868

    1:22 That noise will haunt my dreams.

    • @Daedalus-_-
      @Daedalus-_- 9 років тому +6

      Its the greatest sound ive ever heard

    • @jesusbermudez318
      @jesusbermudez318 9 років тому +5

      that sound gave me eargasams

    • @NukeTheOG
      @NukeTheOG 9 років тому +6

      +Ryan Long (Supersparta333) lol donald is gonna haunt your dreams

    • @itsyeboiguzma1818
      @itsyeboiguzma1818 9 років тому +7

      5:28 call of duty at its finest

    • @cooperhicks4246
      @cooperhicks4246 9 років тому +1

      +Ryan Long (Supersparta333) ME TOO!

  • @wolfox712
    @wolfox712 7 років тому +94

    0:30 the way he says 'feed'...

  • @Amerivi
    @Amerivi 9 років тому +84

    "It's an M rated game, I can do what I want"

  • @RETRONOMIKON
    @RETRONOMIKON 8 років тому +62

    1:23 "Allow me to sing to the full moon the song of my people…"

  • @REDtheblazian
    @REDtheblazian Рік тому +22

    I miss Erik playing with these guys

  • @lavenderblossom9304
    @lavenderblossom9304 8 років тому +86

    3:34 me every time on bo3

  • @MerkRampage
    @MerkRampage 9 років тому +279

    That Final Cut Pro editing though!

  • @xseveredsaintx
    @xseveredsaintx 8 років тому +244

    thanks youtube for giving me a horror ad when it's pitch black at 11 pm :/ thx

    • @gorillaboy8091
      @gorillaboy8091 8 років тому +6

      You're welcome.

    • @xseveredsaintx
      @xseveredsaintx 8 років тому +1

      So it was you D:

    • @stewiegriffin3635
      @stewiegriffin3635 8 років тому +2

      I hate when that happens

    • @chaosformula9925
      @chaosformula9925 8 років тому +2

      I loved when the remake of poltergeist was coming out and id be watching videos like 12 or 1 am pitch black in my room and they show the thing with the clown

    • @javietpureco4155
      @javietpureco4155 8 років тому

      +Stewie Griffin
      nxhxhxhhsh

  • @kellyv-hd134
    @kellyv-hd134 9 років тому +147

    0:42
    FIST OF PANIC!!!!!!!!!
    only year1 Destiny players would know the anger...

    • @bluecloak_7773
      @bluecloak_7773 9 років тому

      I lost count of how many times a titan noob fist of panicked me when I ran around a corner.

    • @memehonor1282
      @memehonor1282 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @markloeffler4573
      @markloeffler4573 9 років тому

      It's still in year two

    • @izephyr
      @izephyr 9 років тому +3

      +Mark Loeffler yeah but there is more hammer noobs now

    • @byronliamasten46
      @byronliamasten46 9 років тому

      Is it sad to said... I am a titan xD

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 7 років тому +3

    That GIF at 4:52 never fails to make me piss myself from laughter

  • @SMASHtheCAN7410
    @SMASHtheCAN7410 4 роки тому +6

    2:34 that’s the question I ask myself for every single fps game I play

  • @evanthomasgant
    @evanthomasgant 8 років тому +10

    0:32- That sound THO?!?!?!

  • @kaosxiii1063
    @kaosxiii1063 8 років тому +8

    camping sim 2016 is what I will call it now thank you merk

  • @xgamingfreak7010
    @xgamingfreak7010 3 роки тому +3

    I love watching merks old vids

  • @FoxyAlexXD
    @FoxyAlexXD 9 років тому +7

    Hi merk, you are an awesome dude. i like that you take so much effort in editing videos. actually you are really good at it, keep it up, and have and awesome day.

  • @WavyLive
    @WavyLive 9 років тому +4

    1:23 got me dying over here 😂😂😂😂

  • @stoner2tap464
    @stoner2tap464 7 місяців тому +3

    These days were gold

  • @liamh2954
    @liamh2954 8 років тому +25

    2:55 XD

  • @brendane28
    @brendane28 9 років тому +86

    I like Big Juicy Turkey......
    Happy Thanksgiving.......
    HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

    • @JoJo-fq8dw
      @JoJo-fq8dw 9 років тому

      +Noel Williams Get out.

    • @brendane28
      @brendane28 9 років тому +1

      +Sollux Captor
      XD ok im not wanted here but you know you like turkey!!! or ham :3

    • @yuhyuh944
      @yuhyuh944 9 років тому

      +Noel Williams No! Please stay!

    • @brendane28
      @brendane28 9 років тому +1

      +Yato x Hiyori
      :D ok I stay!!!

    • @JoJo-fq8dw
      @JoJo-fq8dw 9 років тому

      eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @givenfam8440
    @givenfam8440 9 років тому +4

    1:23 I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @eesabop
    @eesabop 9 років тому +3

    "Why does this game not play at 60 FPS"
    Meanwhile, I'm over here running CS:GO at 3 FPS

    • @Snowyy78
      @Snowyy78 5 років тому +1

      Brass csgo can run on a potato at over 60fps

  • @spicedicing
    @spicedicing 9 років тому +26

    2:31 Me after a good shower. XD

  • @kronos_productions2639
    @kronos_productions2639 8 років тому +10

    this vid made me laugh so hard my throat now hates me

  • @Skyllic
    @Skyllic 9 років тому +1

    Glad to see Merk's going back to old-styled videos :)

  • @TheLightArcade
    @TheLightArcade 8 років тому +38

    I'm still waiting for shit bo1 players say

  • @robbiegarrett8123
    @robbiegarrett8123 8 років тому

    0:32 The wild Baby Shpee has migrated to the harsh lands of COD. It's only a matter of time before the Shpees go extinct...
    -A TF2 Nature Preservation Expert

  • @arifall3n
    @arifall3n Рік тому +3

    Nostalgia

  • @deadmansgaming4085
    @deadmansgaming4085 9 років тому

    m3rk understands my pain. just constantly getting killed bij people who are somewhere without any reason to be there when they have an objective

  • @H8RofShotguns
    @H8RofShotguns 9 років тому +171

    Small loan of a million dollars $$$$$$$

    • @deCypherrr
      @deCypherrr 9 років тому +1

      Lol Donald trump

    • @gghjjjiu8049
      @gghjjjiu8049 9 років тому

      +weeAmos small loan of a million wanks

    • @woobie2009
      @woobie2009 9 років тому +4

      Fake and Gay

    • @alexp33
      @alexp33 9 років тому

      +LolGaming we have been sent here by our master pyrocynthical

    • @OskarFFS
      @OskarFFS 9 років тому

      +Jack Reacher like you -_-

  • @MurphyBuns
    @MurphyBuns 9 років тому +2

    2:20 I started DYING lmfao.

  • @Kontaras987
    @Kontaras987 9 років тому +4

    you should have included:
    "i know its the same game i bought it for the zombies"

  • @MasonNHD
    @MasonNHD 9 років тому

    00:35 he sounded like a squirrel, " hey wehw emme eye suppooste toh goh, oooh eeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!

  • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
    @KingdomKey-ik4xk 8 років тому +3

    0:27 Plopscope!
    GOTTIM!!

  • @tannerb9066
    @tannerb9066 9 років тому +1

    4:15 might be the funniest thing I have ever seen XD

  • @Perrillo_
    @Perrillo_ 8 років тому +11

    IM LAGEENG! IM LA A A A GEEENG!

  • @LemxnsOF
    @LemxnsOF 3 роки тому +2

    OG’s remember The old titles of this series…😩

  • @muggoganerva251
    @muggoganerva251 9 років тому +14

    Remember kids. Age is only a number, and prison is only a place
    (I'm only kidding. Plz... Don't do anything stupid D:)

  • @thebackroundguy1668
    @thebackroundguy1668 9 років тому +1

    Is it sad I've watched this 1001 times and still laughed ?

  • @ChunkyNut0
    @ChunkyNut0 8 років тому +67

    Goddamn this game is infested with quick scoping want to be try hard nerds...

    • @borkupine9800
      @borkupine9800 8 років тому

      tru

    • @solarlight8649
      @solarlight8649 8 років тому +1

      Don't forget the 12 year olds and raging

    • @yamum9447
      @yamum9447 8 років тому +3

      (The release day of the next call of duty)
      (Empty game stop)
      A horde of kids youngest at the front oldest at the back
      INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED

    • @bennyrivera1798
      @bennyrivera1798 8 років тому +3

      Suicidal Thoughts ze doctors are here mine minions

    • @bigstreambo1333
      @bigstreambo1333 8 років тому

      thats for every advanced movement cod

  • @williamdamholt5601
    @williamdamholt5601 8 років тому +1

    3:28 booty meat dingle sack!!!!! Killed my soul so hard

  • @Kevinduddo
    @Kevinduddo 8 років тому +8

    2:32 Call Of Duty in a nutshell

  • @christofferhougaard
    @christofferhougaard 7 років тому +1

    2:31
    My life in a nutshell, the more i live the more that happens and the more i live and that happens the worst it is every time.

  • @AlloY777
    @AlloY777 9 років тому +31

    *11-year-olds

    • @tomcruise8431
      @tomcruise8431 9 років тому

      +Be Cøncerned Who cares lol

    • @tomcruise8431
      @tomcruise8431 9 років тому

      Don't take jokes on the internet serious...

    • @vladtheimpaler6393
      @vladtheimpaler6393 9 років тому

      ***** Then you really shouldn't be on the internet if you take everything to offense

    • @AlloY777
      @AlloY777 9 років тому

      Travis Fletcher k

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 9 років тому +2

      11 year olds... Cod players.. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?! Ahahahahahaahah

  • @barnasus
    @barnasus 8 років тому

    1:42 is me on COD everytime my dad comes in and the picture sums up my face 😹🙃

    • @Pennx_rex
      @Pennx_rex Місяць тому

      Every cod player saids

  • @ProtectorsGameGuide
    @ProtectorsGameGuide 8 років тому +5

    I wish I could say:
    "I'm going to make a video of me snapping my BO3 disc in half."
    But I can't, because then it would actually be worth something.

  • @g1zm0ch1mp7
    @g1zm0ch1mp7 9 років тому

    Dude love the new editing it's beast

  • @pkjuno
    @pkjuno 9 років тому +33

    "THE XBOX ONE IS BETTER"
    -All of my friends

    • @devon3658
      @devon3658 9 років тому +6

      Yea for casuals

    • @Edward-hf7op
      @Edward-hf7op 9 років тому

      +RadeGuy +Miguel Sledge

    • @twooopack
      @twooopack 9 років тому +4

      Then why did activist on switch early dlcs to ps4?

    • @Edward-hf7op
      @Edward-hf7op 9 років тому

      Nathan Schroeder ohhhh shots fireddd

    • @jessiegonzalez8615
      @jessiegonzalez8615 9 років тому

      www.valuewalk.com/2015/11/playstation-5-xbox-two-rumors/ Check this out!!

  • @TheKingkyle666
    @TheKingkyle666 9 років тому

    3:54 is the most perfect representation of your typical Ghost noob! omg!

  • @xgamingfreak7010
    @xgamingfreak7010 3 роки тому +2

    I HAD A PAPER TOWL ADDDD

  • @wallawallaweasels
    @wallawallaweasels 9 років тому

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING MERK

  • @Paradoxrealism
    @Paradoxrealism 8 років тому +5

    Shit Club Penguin players say would be lit

  • @celdamagecody2153
    @celdamagecody2153 9 років тому

    1:23 duck voice jumps outta nowhere and makes me laugh me ass of mostly because this is m3rks channel

  • @olpo2001
    @olpo2001 9 років тому +30

    I can explain the 30fps issue
    Xbox One

    • @devon3658
      @devon3658 9 років тому +5

      And now we see the casual in it's natural habitat

    • @marcoscarballea112
      @marcoscarballea112 9 років тому +12

      Lol BO3 on Xbox One plays 60 fps
      While BO3 on last gens play on 30 fps.

    • @extvortex6858
      @extvortex6858 9 років тому

      That's on 360

    • @spuddoesthings5071
      @spuddoesthings5071 9 років тому +1

      Even though it's full 60fps on the Xbox one. Your fuckin clever ain't you.

    • @devon3658
      @devon3658 9 років тому

      Both XBOX one and PC are having performance issues those lazy fucks can't port jack shit!

  • @SeekingShadowTMAlex
    @SeekingShadowTMAlex 9 років тому

    I really love this new style of editing.

  • @Cet3010
    @Cet3010 9 років тому +7

    You know what is unfair, console gamers ? You get get bo3 for 24€ on pc

    • @unknownsoldier1162
      @unknownsoldier1162 9 років тому

      But a Console costs max. 400€ and a good PC about 800€.

    • @TheSnowmenKing
      @TheSnowmenKing 9 років тому

      +Unknown Soldier 11 ツ no you can get one that run at 500 that play most games at high settings

    • @Cet3010
      @Cet3010 9 років тому

      +Unknown Soldier 11 ツ yeah thats right, but i think its not fair that pc gamers can use keystores :D, i dont want to start the War between pc and consoles again, i like both

    • @ronycool1999
      @ronycool1999 9 років тому

      +Unknown Soldier 11 ツ good pc isn't 800

    • @vivi-vc7nh
      @vivi-vc7nh 9 років тому

      PC MASTER RACE!!

  • @ColdCenturion
    @ColdCenturion 8 років тому

    3:24 that has to my favorite merk sound effect

  • @skellybelli4060
    @skellybelli4060 8 років тому +6

    Who's that dude in the intro? I'm new to this channel

  • @Dragonkiller12350
    @Dragonkiller12350 9 років тому

    Eric or Erik w/e, gratz on the couple million man, nice seeing you've grown so much.

  • @noahcraft75boss65
    @noahcraft75boss65 8 років тому +4

    At 3:29 I died

  • @Altair_Reader
    @Altair_Reader 9 років тому

    2:03 "OHHHHH... IS THIS SHIT HOLE" (That Was So Hillarious XD)
    2:39 (Me: What The...? O.o)

  • @JakJohn03
    @JakJohn03 9 років тому +4

    he should play team fortress 2 and make a shit tf2 players say

    • @JakJohn03
      @JakJohn03 9 років тому

      3:48 HE GOT MAD AF XD

    • @CrashMan054
      @CrashMan054 9 років тому

      He would have no trouble finding shit for that. Outside of valve servers, people say some craz shit. Probably why I use valve servers

    • @kerhs9287
      @kerhs9287 9 років тому

      It's just highlander medics in pubs saying they're plat but probably even aren't.

  • @AperixSharpshooter
    @AperixSharpshooter 9 років тому +1

    3:12
    That happens to me all the time near the end of games, especially on S&D

  • @maxohala2389
    @maxohala2389 9 років тому +4

    It seems like nobody is enjoying this game... I didn't buy it bc it looks pretty bad based on what I've seen.

    • @cripplingosteoporosis4519
      @cripplingosteoporosis4519 9 років тому +1

      Just think of bo2 with terrible connection and re textured everything. That's this game

    • @boboman2209
      @boboman2209 9 років тому

      +Tristan King what? It has better connections and is has so mich new things compared to any cod

    • @samcairns6603
      @samcairns6603 9 років тому +1

      +BeckRobin connection is the worst of any game ive ever played... it makes me not want to play the game

    • @Death_Sweet
      @Death_Sweet 9 років тому +2

      apparently i only get a good experience with this game. everyone else complains

    • @samcairns6603
      @samcairns6603 9 років тому

      I like the game a lot but it takes up to an hour sometimes to get on the servers.

  • @maxkey1109
    @maxkey1109 9 років тому +2

    When she's screamed I lost my life while wearing headphones

  • @zackdupra9201
    @zackdupra9201 9 років тому +39

    it seems like such a shitty game

    • @twisty_jc6622
      @twisty_jc6622 9 років тому +7

      In less than a week i'm bored of it

    • @Andrew9898
      @Andrew9898 9 років тому +3

      Play fallout or battlefront, they are ten times better

    • @natboulter8312
      @natboulter8312 9 років тому +3

      You guys are obviously bad at the game then

    • @twisty_jc6622
      @twisty_jc6622 9 років тому +4

      +Mysticsss I went 23 kills and 2 deaths in a match today

    • @osiel5568
      @osiel5568 9 років тому +1

      nah its only like that on the Xbox One.

  • @_foward__3454
    @_foward__3454 8 років тому

    "How come when I do the things is doesn't work but when they do the thing it works" M3RK 2015

  • @COOLKIDCRISTIAN
    @COOLKIDCRISTIAN 9 років тому +5

    "Xbox one is better...." it makes every internet feel like you're using McDonalds internet while ps4 is a lovely console

  • @maxmischief5919
    @maxmischief5919 9 років тому

    merk your the reason i run around my house yelling VONDERHARR! and my parents are like wtf is he talking about.

  • @robindaniel619
    @robindaniel619 9 років тому +7

    Too many edits dude

  • @xViperzzz
    @xViperzzz 5 років тому +1

    0:30 is the best,here’s replay buttons
    0:30
    0:30
    0:30
    0:30
    0:30

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 9 років тому

    1:10 Spider Man... "How much can you jump in one life, you fucking scumbag?"

  • @noodles2056
    @noodles2056 3 роки тому +2

    Whos here 5 years later😢😣

  • @Undead_Mob
    @Undead_Mob 9 років тому

    What made this video for me, was at 0:56 I started buffering and I was so damn confused because I thought it was part of the video lol.

  • @StewHeisenberg
    @StewHeisenberg 9 років тому

    I DIED laughing at the "Game Overrrrr." part. XD 😂

  • @lilpandasdancin
    @lilpandasdancin 9 років тому

    the ps4 video at the corner at the end fits the music so well

  • @MoreMarty
    @MoreMarty 9 років тому

    that moment when heavy steals the show in your outro...

  • @jaycobo6951
    @jaycobo6951 7 років тому

    I can't stand waiting 3 seconds of Merks videos without editing

  • @SlimSluggish
    @SlimSluggish 9 років тому

    That laught at 4:52 though... Houe Houe Houe Houe.

  • @MrCarls180
    @MrCarls180 9 років тому

    You are the best and funniest youtuber.

  • @matthewsekulich9468
    @matthewsekulich9468 7 років тому

    So many quotes from this vid that me and my friends still say today

  • @datasatoliet9256
    @datasatoliet9256 9 років тому +1

    When Matt said I'm lagging I died

  • @TBags2212
    @TBags2212 9 років тому

    3:02 Sounds like one of the martians from Mars Attacks. If anyone remembers that movie.

  • @logangibson5777
    @logangibson5777 7 років тому

    I hate when playing on an objective game mode and the teammates don't even play it.

  • @TheUnionJake
    @TheUnionJake 9 років тому +1

    Trick question, Black Ops 3 players don't say anything because they don't use their mics.

  • @sha1cs
    @sha1cs 8 років тому

    5:04 Jurgen Klopp when liverpool loses😂😂

  • @Ethan-gm2ve
    @Ethan-gm2ve 9 років тому

    this video just made my day

  • @dblocki5219
    @dblocki5219 9 років тому

    1:03 why does M3RK sound like the grandma from SpongeBob that they sell chocolate to???

  • @Zack498
    @Zack498 9 років тому

    Goddam I hit the like just for the outro song and editing. Makes my day bro

  • @potheadpikachu403
    @potheadpikachu403 9 років тому

    I've only just started watching your vids today and you made me laugh already

  • @andreasbarba1741
    @andreasbarba1741 3 роки тому +1

    I miss this

  • @bambamsplinters279
    @bambamsplinters279 8 років тому

    you have the strangest videos but I love them

  • @Zladovic
    @Zladovic 9 років тому

    Feels like I'm watching the same videos over and over again only with diffrent titles

  • @chasetuley3810
    @chasetuley3810 9 років тому

    0:30 XD THAT HIGH PITCHED VOICE THO

  • @BeckettNapier
    @BeckettNapier 8 років тому

    Erik.. This map is.. BEAUTIMUS

  • @ciaranmccarthy2748
    @ciaranmccarthy2748 9 років тому

    Your vids always make me laugh😂

  • @tiotharius
    @tiotharius 8 років тому +1

    What' style cartoon in the bottom-right at 3:16? I keep seeing it and similar ones on a lot of M3RKMUS1C's videos.

  • @SlaughterthismfBixhvzvrd
    @SlaughterthismfBixhvzvrd 7 років тому +1

    4:19 for just 60 cents a day, you can help this raging booce get a new controller and a new set of dones.

  • @BananaHammockConsuela
    @BananaHammockConsuela 9 років тому

    Instead of a panic knife it's now a panic gravity spike

  • @philipwhite5489
    @philipwhite5489 8 років тому

    The transision between the two maps at 2:25

  • @zachshult
    @zachshult 9 років тому

    4:10 Sacky sacky dingfro go AAWWWWWWWNNN