This $10,000 laptop ISN'T overpriced...

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,5 тис.

  • @Jeffrey_Wong
    @Jeffrey_Wong 4 роки тому +9003

    Alex smacking the laptop and segueing into the sponsor segment... Linus has trained him well.

    • @MJ-qd3jg
      @MJ-qd3jg 4 роки тому +47

      Ah yes

    • @HalfPie
      @HalfPie 4 роки тому +67

      I was thinking the exact same thing hahaha

    • @Lavimoe
      @Lavimoe 4 роки тому +71

      Even the beard...

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 4 роки тому +101

      I was thinking how the hell do you just slap a $10,000 laptop lol

    • @shubhamdarekar6332
      @shubhamdarekar6332 4 роки тому +26

      Alex is so much afraid of Linus😂... Its good to see him alone

  • @cryohellinc
    @cryohellinc 4 роки тому +2193

    "THIS"
    *"Proceeds to smack the laptop as strong as possible"*
    Linus is strong in this one.

    • @Braiam
      @Braiam 4 роки тому +29

      Didn't you hear that segway?

    • @tenidas7345
      @tenidas7345 4 роки тому +18

      Doug demuro style

    • @thomashanson6603
      @thomashanson6603 4 роки тому +7

      @@tenidas7345 that reply has some interesting quirks and features.

    • @juicyduck9238
      @juicyduck9238 4 роки тому +1

      What a legend are you

    • @curt8806
      @curt8806 4 роки тому

      But like whose really fat fingers are those?

  • @sreeramchengaloor6275
    @sreeramchengaloor6275 4 роки тому +765

    alex is physically unable to stop smiling throughout the entire video

    • @Touchmyspaget
      @Touchmyspaget 4 роки тому +28

      And blink lol

    • @mgrpvm
      @mgrpvm 4 роки тому +23

      or not to look directly into the camera

    • @DanLMH
      @DanLMH 4 роки тому +15

      @@mgrpvm that'd be him reading the teleprompter ;p

    • @mgrpvm
      @mgrpvm 4 роки тому +7

      ​@@DanLMH yea, I know... still... as much as I like that guy, it looks awkward

    • @octavian9756
      @octavian9756 4 роки тому

      AI Alex?

  • @qm3ster
    @qm3ster 4 роки тому +658

    6:46
    USB-A is labeled HDMI
    USB-C is labeled USB-A
    HDMI is labeled USB-C

    • @talkingmango8658
      @talkingmango8658 3 роки тому +70

      Someone’s getting fired

    • @mixko5333
      @mixko5333 3 роки тому +55

      Well this is ltt. They very often do something like this on purpose

    • @alexdag692
      @alexdag692 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @agentorange2618
      @agentorange2618 3 роки тому +1

      Yikes

    • @qm3ster
      @qm3ster 3 роки тому +3

      @@drivermobius The overlay baked into the video. Click the timestamp.

  • @TheRealSaintNickNorthside
    @TheRealSaintNickNorthside 4 роки тому +1174

    "THIS"
    _Slams the laptop as hard as he can on top_
    "Costs 10,000 dollars"

    • @thetrashman5252
      @thetrashman5252 4 роки тому +39

      It costs $400,000 to run this laptop for 12 seconds.

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 4 роки тому +5

      Reference to the car salesman meme?

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday 4 роки тому +5

      @@thelonesculler you might be new to the internet world. :)

    • @apol8245
      @apol8245 4 роки тому

      so, santa, this laptop, better see it under the tree on the 25th.

    • @dryheadshot2826
      @dryheadshot2826 4 роки тому

      Hi santa

  • @aravindvissamsetty
    @aravindvissamsetty 4 роки тому +277

    Was he hoping that the internals would just pop out?
    He kept smacking it in every way imaginable!

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 роки тому

      not sure it gets across in this video but in the other video on this, this laptop is chunky

  • @KerbosYT
    @KerbosYT 4 роки тому +683

    Oh man watching Linus finally coming out of puberty is so wholesome.

    • @Rampagedd
      @Rampagedd 4 роки тому +2

      haha I've only just noticed how we this works

    • @d4nni_
      @d4nni_ 4 роки тому +1

      whats not wholesome is you pfp like what is that thats cursed as hell

    • @arpitjha8968
      @arpitjha8968 4 роки тому +5

      @gog gog always has been

    • @adamtajhassam9188
      @adamtajhassam9188 4 роки тому

      DEF oVERPRICED STILL , meh

    • @kzro7918
      @kzro7918 4 роки тому

      its not linus its one of is workers

  • @Chipsaru
    @Chipsaru 4 роки тому +745

    To shop assistant: "I'm looking for gaming laptop, weighing 9-10 bananas max "

    • @dragonicbladex7574
      @dragonicbladex7574 4 роки тому +41

      oooo sorry we only have 11 banana laptops in stock

    • @manansukhlecha
      @manansukhlecha 4 роки тому +30

      The American unit system is taking over the world!

    • @travis175
      @travis175 4 роки тому +2

      😈

    • @kavinsp
      @kavinsp 3 роки тому +4

      *proud freedom noises*

    • @RemedieX
      @RemedieX 3 роки тому +5

      @SuperSkopr It's anything you want it to be with those specs

  • @kaichow1015
    @kaichow1015 4 роки тому +343

    Alex can try and hide it but you can def tell he's basically having a nerdgasm this entire video.

    • @zbloo
      @zbloo 4 роки тому +4

      looked like he wasn’t even breathing through half the video

    • @ralith844
      @ralith844 4 роки тому +1

      His last blurb about "No better laptop on the market for working on massive CAD models on the go and there must be someone who needs 24GB of VRAM on the go." So basically this is near the top of Alex's list for stuff he wants Linus to buy for him for what he does. lol

  • @Winteriffic
    @Winteriffic 4 роки тому +925

    *ASUS* : How much damage will you do to our product?
    Alex : *Yes*

    • @cotneit
      @cotneit 4 роки тому +11

      He just wanted to break it to justify unsanctioned disassembly

    • @umadbroyolo8413
      @umadbroyolo8413 4 роки тому +2

      It's disgusting actually.

  • @willhendersondigital
    @willhendersondigital 4 роки тому +1137

    pro: no 3rd degree burns on thighs
    con: that’ll be $10k

    • @rohitk8797
      @rohitk8797 4 роки тому +26

      Additional Cons: Windows 10 updates. BSOD.

    • @Pseudynom
      @Pseudynom 4 роки тому +24

      con: No portable kitchen.

    • @rohitk8797
      @rohitk8797 4 роки тому +13

      @meliohe! I use both. 😒 my Asus is eating dust as it stopped working a month ago. Before that I was getting BSOD every morning. So, I'm not a shill. Windows is trash and it's a fact.

    • @shakir_ahmad
      @shakir_ahmad 4 роки тому +4

      3rd degree burn on wallet man!

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 4 роки тому +5

      @@rohitk8797 uuhh i never get bsod except when i screwed up like too much overclocing or unstable ram frequency

  • @fancyyahoo
    @fancyyahoo 4 роки тому +1444

    "10 freaking grand"
    Proceeds to thump, lift and drop the machine from a two to three centimetre height onto the tray.

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 роки тому +28

      I bet Asus sponsored that

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender 3 роки тому +24

      Anything 10 freaking grand better fucking be able to withstand a thump and a 3 centimeter drop.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 3 роки тому

      How the hell could he? 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jow_angelow
      @jow_angelow 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheDwarvenDefender Apple products?

    • @gujju_cousins8550
      @gujju_cousins8550 3 роки тому +5

      @@jow_angelow nah those break from the subtle breeze when you open your window

  • @morgan1168
    @morgan1168 4 роки тому +471

    Alex: "A special tool to remove the lid"
    Just give it to Linus...problem solved

    • @MrAhmed42069
      @MrAhmed42069 4 роки тому +3

      To remove the lid not to shatter it

    • @michaelbaldwin5953
      @michaelbaldwin5953 4 роки тому +14

      That's a bit harsh calling Linus a Tool , even if he is a bit special !

    • @Mr3ppozz
      @Mr3ppozz 4 роки тому +3

      Isn't that just a specific tool xD xD xD

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 4 роки тому +2

      Linus certainly "special"

    • @battlfire5764
      @battlfire5764 4 роки тому

      420 likes, nice

  • @Slyvred
    @Slyvred 4 роки тому +166

    Alex: *slaps a 10k laptop*
    His brain: Do it *again*

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ 4 роки тому +1689

    The laptop isn't overpriced, we just all get underpaid.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 4 роки тому +411

    “Or 18 & 1/2 bananas.”
    Math teachers: See! See! Our lessons do translate to the real world!

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender 3 роки тому +4

      The next "Linus Tech Tips out of context" compilation needs to have a clip of just "18 & 1/2 bananas" in it.

  • @divyanshuvaishnav7296
    @divyanshuvaishnav7296 4 роки тому +396

    Salesman: "trying to convince me how good the audio is"
    Me: "Play crab rave"

    • @88Elzee
      @88Elzee 4 роки тому +26

      This is my new standard for testing audio.

  • @Tkdriverx
    @Tkdriverx 4 роки тому +329

    I feel like this script was written for Linus to read off.

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni 4 роки тому +153

    "Who needs *24 GB* of _vRAM?"_
    Anyone rendering/baking scenes on the GPU: *_ME, ME, ME!!_*

    • @Momi_V
      @Momi_V 3 роки тому +15

      DaVinci Resolve: Oops! Your GPU memory is full
      Me: What do you mean?! I bought a 10 grand laptop with 24 GB!
      DaVinci Resolve: Full Full Full your memory is Full!
      Me: What do you want??
      DaVinci Resolve: There's only one way...
      Me: NO!
      DaVinci Resolve: DUAL QUADRO RTX 8000! 96 GB of vRam! Then you may render this Timeline... in 720p

    • @kingsmod8777
      @kingsmod8777 3 роки тому

      @@Momi_V always run into this

  • @ThatBulgarian
    @ThatBulgarian 4 роки тому +543

    "There isnt any deck flex to speak of"
    > shows a ton of deck flex

    • @microtasker
      @microtasker 4 роки тому +4

      I know, riiight?

    • @SirVer51
      @SirVer51 4 роки тому +42

      They probably mean while typing - usually when reviewers say that it's because it requires a large amount of force to actually get it to flex

    • @joeyburgess9396
      @joeyburgess9396 4 роки тому +1

      I opened the comments to write this lol

    • @Oscar4u69
      @Oscar4u69 4 роки тому +2

      complaining about deck flex is stupid

    • @rollingthunder9769
      @rollingthunder9769 4 роки тому +7

      @@Oscar4u69 as someone who used to have a shitty old toshiba laptop i must say the otherwise, if the keyboard's deck wobble easily i won't even consider using it. It's like playing with toy when you're working on something and its annoying af

  • @brashka8452
    @brashka8452 4 роки тому +309

    Girlfriend: How did you end up with 10 000$ extra in student loan?
    Me:

    • @Sohzy
      @Sohzy 4 роки тому +1

      Mom* not girlfriend

    • @illzzu
      @illzzu 4 роки тому +1

      What's a girlfriend? I'm a level 1 virgin, just started this "game". Can you guys tell me?

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sohzy his stepmom is his girlfriend. I mean he thinks she is.

    • @Sohzy
      @Sohzy 4 роки тому +1

      @@Milos596 im pretty sure i have seen this somewhere 🤔

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 4 роки тому

      @@Sohzy maybe. It was right thing to say

  • @danieln6563
    @danieln6563 4 роки тому +491

    Wife: Ready to go get the new car we’ve been saving up for?
    Me: Yeah, about that..

    • @code-dredd
      @code-dredd 4 роки тому +27

      The part that's funny is that she said "we" 😂

    • @literallycanadian
      @literallycanadian 4 роки тому +4

      "this bad boy can fit so many polygons in it"

    • @ahsan.v8
      @ahsan.v8 4 роки тому

      @@code-dredd hmmm🤔

    • @TheGamingKamikaze
      @TheGamingKamikaze 4 роки тому +5

      @@bradhaines3142 it's a joke, even though if they wanted to buy a 30k car and spent 10k on a laptop they saved from it then they can't buy the car. And there are brand new cars for 10k but rarely 2020.

    • @garygallagher6
      @garygallagher6 4 роки тому

      Hung you just read my mind, I was about to say that

  • @notsofunnyshorts8465
    @notsofunnyshorts8465 3 роки тому +32

    “Yea mom, I need that for my online classes”

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 4 роки тому +308

    When Alex hit the laptop, I felt my heart crack.

    • @LinusTechTips
      @LinusTechTips  4 роки тому +125

      You should get that checked out -CW

    • @narayanbandodker5482
      @narayanbandodker5482 4 роки тому +7

      @@LinusTechTips i think you should report that guy for spamming

    • @slddl
      @slddl 4 роки тому +1

      @@LinusTechTips love your videos
      lttstore,com

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 4 роки тому +2

      He hit it so hard it made my butt crack.

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 4 роки тому +1

      @@vatsalverma4931 e

  • @siddiquemohammed3296
    @siddiquemohammed3296 4 роки тому +438

    Alex: *Slaps laptop*
    This badboy can fit so many cuda cores.

  • @omaralfayez439
    @omaralfayez439 4 роки тому +405

    Title: "$10,000 laptop "
    First 10 seconds *smack*

    • @EoLSkorvan
      @EoLSkorvan 4 роки тому +2

      You know i respect you and your comment BUT these kinds of comments get old and boring so quickly!
      You're just narrating what happend and what everyone noticed in the video :(

    • @salmanmalek8450
      @salmanmalek8450 4 роки тому

      @UC5vZfGcjRw_qa6AAwSI_5KQ don't use that music in your video ever again it's annoying especially when you don't have a proper mic.

    • @Brooo0-x6y
      @Brooo0-x6y 4 роки тому +1

      @@EoLSkorvan true man

  • @ScottMaday
    @ScottMaday 3 роки тому +39

    Alex: Our sponsor, iFixIt!
    Also Alex: we can't open the behind the clamshell because it requires a special tool Asus wouldn't send us

  • @relariis_the_paradox
    @relariis_the_paradox 4 роки тому +361

    "very little deck flex"
    *Proceeds to flex the deck further than any of the keys travel*

    • @thecuriousone1721
      @thecuriousone1721 4 роки тому +2

      well at least someone pointed it out

    • @Raja995mh33
      @Raja995mh33 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah... that was really weird. For such a machine, this amount of flex is HORRIBLY bad.

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 4 роки тому +205

    Laptop cooling pad manufacturers: Wait thats illegal

  • @jamesrandall9489
    @jamesrandall9489 4 роки тому +314

    Linus has trained Alex well. He nailed this video.

    • @MrLunithy
      @MrLunithy 4 роки тому

      Farken LOL

    • @ozen.m8161
      @ozen.m8161 4 роки тому +9

      I am certain he has been trained by linus that slap can not be achieved without training.

    • @arsh_DSJ
      @arsh_DSJ 4 роки тому +7

      just like his segway to his sponsor

    • @gullraiznadeem2548
      @gullraiznadeem2548 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he used to be so shy in solo videos. Keep it up Alex

  • @robertceclan1269
    @robertceclan1269 4 роки тому +98

    Alex: *Slaps roof of the laptop*
    Alex: Thiz bad boy has so much power in it.

  • @psychopopdesign
    @psychopopdesign 4 роки тому +357

    "No deck flex to speak of."
    Now watch this massive deck flex

    • @hp-vy2rr
      @hp-vy2rr 4 роки тому +24

      read this with an australian accent and you got yourself a lawsuit

    • @dl373
      @dl373 4 роки тому +14

      @@hp-vy2rr *Kiwi

    • @Gren4te
      @Gren4te 4 роки тому +3

      That’s what i was thinking! Holy balls that’s a lot of flex. Like “cheap $300 laptop” flex.

    • @inyakiiiyu
      @inyakiiiyu 4 роки тому

      Well it only has a thin battery under there so for what it is that's pretty decent compared to massive deck flex with a motherboard under.

    • @AtomicSymphonic
      @AtomicSymphonic 4 роки тому +1

      - EisukiSenpai - If I’m paying $10k for an *instrument* like this, I would like to see MacBook Pro level of deck flex... which is zero.
      I think this may eventually get discounted to $6k-7k in a year or so.

  • @brandi8907
    @brandi8907 4 роки тому +1654

    🤔

    • @fistofthesnortstar
      @fistofthesnortstar 4 роки тому +25

      and more than once, felt my ring clench with every smack

    • @QBiks
      @QBiks 4 роки тому +41

      slaptop

    • @hornetf18
      @hornetf18 4 роки тому +23

      This bad boy can fit so many paychecks inside.

    • @pedrobettt
      @pedrobettt 4 роки тому +14

      If I'm paying 10k for a laptop, it better be durable.

    • @PokeFan28
      @PokeFan28 4 роки тому +1

      *Slaps hood of laptop*
      This bad boy can fit so many crying commenters in it

  • @rzero21
    @rzero21 4 роки тому +121

    2:47 after slapping a 10000USD laptop, now Alex feels entitled to destroy LMG

  • @lakato115
    @lakato115 4 роки тому +204

    This always looks like he’s holding back his laughter in this video, it’s strange but I like it.

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 роки тому +5

      Thats the first thing i noticed, he behaved differently before

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 3 роки тому +2

      I thought it was excitement.

    • @keiichitw
      @keiichitw 3 роки тому +12

      Maybe theresa pistol behind the camera that forces him to do the video

    • @Glaamdring
      @Glaamdring 3 роки тому +1

      I can't stand this guy for some reason. I can't put my finger on why. He just makes me irrationally angry. Like nails on a chalkbaord in human form.

  • @jihadsadi1575
    @jihadsadi1575 4 роки тому +230

    6:58
    Eighteen and half bananas, Americans will never go metric.
    Wait, they are Canadians!!

    • @anupk.tarafder8921
      @anupk.tarafder8921 4 роки тому +21

      They are doing it for the Americans.

    • @perhapsmayhaps
      @perhapsmayhaps 4 роки тому +13

      They're mocking us, and I love it.

    • @redsquirrelftw
      @redsquirrelftw 4 роки тому +8

      Those are probably metric bananas.

    • @23UAS
      @23UAS 4 роки тому +10

      Well, unlike imperial units, bananas is something I can reference to imagine a weight.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 4 роки тому +2

      A pound is 454 grams, or roughly half a kilogram.
      That means the laptop is over three kilograms in weight, which is heavy, but not exceptional. Many gaming laptops come close to 3 kg.

  • @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 роки тому +75

    I can just imagine linus in the background "HIT IT HARDER!!!"

  • @theholygiraffe1970
    @theholygiraffe1970 4 роки тому +52

    10000 DOLLAR LAPTOP
    no headphone jack.

  • @adriang3492
    @adriang3492 4 роки тому +41

    No deck flex.
    Literally shows massive keyboard deck flex a second later.

  • @houssamryad2101
    @houssamryad2101 4 роки тому +198

    The world : This laptop weighs around 3kg.
    USA : This laptop comes at around 6.4 pounds, equal to 18,5 bananas and 30 baconators.

    • @danyalreyaz7503
      @danyalreyaz7503 4 роки тому +9

      They're Canadian tho

    • @houssamryad2101
      @houssamryad2101 4 роки тому +11

      @@danyalreyaz7503 north american is north american

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 4 роки тому +10

      102 and 2 fifths ounces or 76 and 3 eights fahrenheit.

    • @flioink
      @flioink 4 роки тому +12

      I thought Canada was using metric.

    • @bluestblue435
      @bluestblue435 4 роки тому +9

      @@flioink Same, I thought only the US uses the imperial

  • @crowonthepowerlines
    @crowonthepowerlines 4 роки тому +258

    "We dont have the special tool we need to open this properly, so we wont open it up."
    What channel am I even watching right now?

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 роки тому +27

      I think he was smacking it in the hopes it would eventually open up.

    • @mynamejeff4142
      @mynamejeff4142 4 роки тому +32

      Probably some legal reason from them too. Like they don't want it shown while it's still pre production.

    • @dgo792
      @dgo792 4 роки тому +10

      They probably have to send it back

    • @ctre97
      @ctre97 4 роки тому +12

      It's probably more "asus said they'll sue us if we open it up, so we won't"

    • @shayanthis
      @shayanthis 4 роки тому

      Not the Water Jet Channel

  • @zero_burrito
    @zero_burrito 4 роки тому +154

    I'd love to buy this laptop but I've gotten hooked on Frank's red hot. Put that shit on everything. Wings, Wraps, everything. Had to sell the car to pay for it. They took my kids, my wife left me but damn its tasty.

    • @SilverScarletSpider
      @SilverScarletSpider 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you for sharing, Zero-Two

    • @jgon12
      @jgon12 4 роки тому +3

      There is a red Frank's rehabilitation center on new York so you can go there.

    • @IdkS12828
      @IdkS12828 4 роки тому +1

      Listen man I used to be just like you putting it on everything and eating it, but I wasn’t feeling good and I decided to go to the doctor. It turned out ALL my blood is just franks redhot 😢 I have 1 month left to live

    • @chadultrapromax1735
      @chadultrapromax1735 4 роки тому

      Damn

  • @roxxahamed
    @roxxahamed 3 роки тому +11

    Hey,
    Small complaint.
    Please also include the metric standard measurements so the rest of the world can also understand weight and dimensions of products.

  • @Bl00dy2k6
    @Bl00dy2k6 4 роки тому +209

    I feel like he's being super rough in case it "breaks" so they can take it apart since ASUS didn't let them take it apart xD

  • @hyperspeed1313
    @hyperspeed1313 4 роки тому +122

    Imagine how quickly this laptop will melt itself if Windows decides to wake it up when the lid is closed.

    • @DoctorWhom
      @DoctorWhom 4 роки тому +10

      ideally it should thermal throttle. I'd expect the computer to realize its shut, and throttle very aggressively.

    • @reddragon3132
      @reddragon3132 4 роки тому +16

      I thought that. This means that you have to have it open in order to run properly. No plugging it in to a desktop setup with keyboard mouse and monitor

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 4 роки тому +3

      @@reddragon3132 Or just plug it in but keep it open

    • @asurakengan7173
      @asurakengan7173 4 роки тому +2

      Every laptop could melt itself but it shutdowns way before this would happen. The same will happen here.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 4 роки тому +3

      Well, that's a windows problem, not a design flaw of the laptop!

  • @usmanejazz4797
    @usmanejazz4797 4 роки тому +53

    I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who is thinking that he is trying his best to break the mf'king 10k dollar laptop just so he can tear open it and see the inside.

  • @jerrypinewood6278
    @jerrypinewood6278 4 роки тому +5

    I'm really happy to see the staff stepping into these roles so well. Everyone is kicking ass, but Alex in particular is getting very good at hosting videos

  • @cesarvarela5438
    @cesarvarela5438 4 роки тому +117

    Alex: **smoothly goes into the segway**
    Linus: "you are now a master segwayer my son, it is time to rise"

  • @gurjotsingh9904
    @gurjotsingh9904 4 роки тому +64

    This is a $10000 laptop!
    Alex: Smacks it right in the beginning..

    • @Pseudynom
      @Pseudynom 4 роки тому

      Then at least the iFixit segway makes sense I guess.

    • @imnotokay7yago588
      @imnotokay7yago588 4 роки тому +2

      and literally every 3 minutes after..

  • @bennettr3701
    @bennettr3701 4 роки тому +279

    This guy looks like he's on the verge of laughing the entire time

    • @harnamsingh2004
      @harnamsingh2004 4 роки тому +34

      Or trying his best to not cry

    • @anakinskywalker9729
      @anakinskywalker9729 4 роки тому +6

      r/rareinsults

    • @bassedd7620
      @bassedd7620 4 роки тому +4

      That's brutal

    • @danearl8328
      @danearl8328 4 роки тому +4

      Because he loves working for Linus.

    • @Costelad
      @Costelad 4 роки тому

      Smiling during talking is a trick to give your voice more "bounce". Alex is doing his best Linus impression with it.

  • @ajc.3770
    @ajc.3770 3 роки тому +15

    “This is a $10,000 laptop”
    Proceeds to treat it like a Gateway laptop from Walmart circa 2005

  • @Mineav
    @Mineav 4 роки тому +85

    I'm surprised you didn't start tossing it around to each other like it was a football.

  • @SorenCowellShah
    @SorenCowellShah 4 роки тому +31

    Lol, if you look at 6:46, the images of the ports next to the names on the graphic are all scrambled up.

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 роки тому

      Good spot. Editing fuck up :).

    • @rashid1664
      @rashid1664 4 роки тому

      They made the same mistake with the same call-outs on another video.. i assume it must be the callouts being a bitch or maybe the editor really is clueless as to how HDMI ports look like..

  • @MehrabHH
    @MehrabHH 4 роки тому +26

    “We’ll use bananas but not the metric system”, this takes dedication.

  • @lextac23
    @lextac23 4 роки тому +5

    I really like Alex's contributions to the channel. It's nice to see him lead an entire video :)

  • @victorwillhuber
    @victorwillhuber 4 роки тому +118

    Dude! It costs 10 k, stop beating it like that!

    • @michaelbarbarelli3764
      @michaelbarbarelli3764 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah! WTF?

    • @zachmk-7928
      @zachmk-7928 3 роки тому +2

      For 10k it should be durable enough to handle it

    • @thisguy2973
      @thisguy2973 3 роки тому

      Wrong. He should smash that shit on the floor. Overpriced computers are dumb just like Ferrari buyers.

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 3 роки тому +1

      @@zachmk-7928 for 10k it should be able to fuckin fly

    • @AdamMi1
      @AdamMi1 3 роки тому +2

      @@thisguy2973 it's not overpriced. Have you got an idea what a Quadro is? This Laptop maybe seems overpriced for you, but for content creators it's a good deal

  • @KimionTM
    @KimionTM 4 роки тому +99

    "It tips the scale at 6.4 pounds or 18 and a half bananas"
    Ah yes the imperial system and the bananic system. It's not like some of us use the metric system.

    • @LutraLovegood
      @LutraLovegood 4 роки тому +13

      Heh, the metric system is only used in most of the world, it's an unknown gem.

    • @TheYoshieMaster
      @TheYoshieMaster 4 роки тому +3

      2.9kg. Not that heavy compared to some gaming laptops, tbh.

  • @justinstlouis3797
    @justinstlouis3797 4 роки тому +235

    if only I had 10 k of disposable income

    • @paul9218
      @paul9218 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah 10k is an overkill

    • @krane15
      @krane15 4 роки тому +6

      I still wouldn't buy it. Its missing too much. Not to mention its top heavy and has an ugly keyboard, tinny speakers and lacks basic connectivity. Besides, when I spend that much money for a laptop it had better well look like it on the outside as well as perform.
      Six years ago I purchased what was then the equivalent of this computer and you could take that it was no ordinary laptop even from the back of the room.
      For that price the display needs to meet and exceed all professional requirements and expectations. There are much lesser displays (maybe not 144 hz) that meet and exceed the Adobe RGB color space.

    • @dzimikes
      @dzimikes 4 роки тому +1

      @ItsFaris membership

    • @justinstlouis3797
      @justinstlouis3797 4 роки тому

      ItsFaris You can get the LTT logo amongst other cool perks by showing your support and subscribing to the monthly subscription. It’s only 5$ a month.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 4 роки тому

      This is more if you have 200k of disposable income lol

  • @wisphen
    @wisphen 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine someguy pulls out what looks like a notebook then outperforms your pc

  • @bijhua
    @bijhua 4 роки тому +142

    “There isn’t any deck flex”. Right...we’ll just call that magic movement 😂

    • @sergiogsr
      @sergiogsr 4 роки тому +1

      That's the battery case flex!

    • @bijhua
      @bijhua 4 роки тому

      Sergio Sanchez watch the video, it’s the keyboard deck flexing. You like to type on flexing, mushy keyboards? I don’t. 7:02 onwards

    • @sergiogsr
      @sergiogsr 4 роки тому

      @@bijhua I did see that. But you didn't saw the joke.

    • @bijhua
      @bijhua 4 роки тому

      Sergio Sanchez 😂 .yup buddy. I was a bit tired when I replied and took things at face value. 😉

  • @samarthbhat7889
    @samarthbhat7889 4 роки тому +58

    "18 and a half bananas" godamn just say the weight in kilograms !!! Americans will literally use anything but the metric system

    • @jhh613
      @jhh613 4 роки тому

      Are you bananas for not recognizing this scale?

    • @brold6111
      @brold6111 4 роки тому +2

      i really tought he would tell us the kg weight. Dafuq is 6 ponds or 18 and a half bananas.

    • @rt_-mn1ud
      @rt_-mn1ud 4 роки тому +1

      @@brold6111 6 pounds, appx 3kg

    • @TheOmniforreal
      @TheOmniforreal 4 роки тому

      Very immature presentation for such a professional product, it’s not funny the repeated man handling of such an expensive product.

    • @samarthbhat7889
      @samarthbhat7889 4 роки тому

      @@TheOmniforreal LTT veterans: First time??

  • @pineapplepizza5733
    @pineapplepizza5733 4 роки тому +42

    The way alex drops that laptop every time!
    linus trained him well.

  • @sween64
    @sween64 4 роки тому +12

    Best use of “bananas for scale” I’ve ever seen.

  • @Simon-ph1nf
    @Simon-ph1nf 4 роки тому +323

    Alex: can i borrow your really expensive car
    Me: No
    Alex: Why
    Me: watch this video
    Alex: Ah good point

    • @krane15
      @krane15 4 роки тому +3

      Eight out of ten women won't get that one.

    • @ThirstysURL
      @ThirstysURL 4 роки тому +2

      @@krane15 it's because he smacked the laptop

    • @welldead8756
      @welldead8756 3 роки тому

      @@ThirstysURL r/woooosh

    • @dirge44
      @dirge44 3 роки тому

      @@welldead8756 who are you wooshing

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 4 роки тому +89

    That moment when being a tech enthusiast is more ridiculous and expensive than being a car enthusiast.

    • @PinguExpert
      @PinguExpert 4 роки тому +2

      @@Everything-fz7rg shameless promo

    • @srpenguinbr
      @srpenguinbr 4 роки тому +1

      what car can you buy with only 10 k dollars? At most a mid range sedan

    • @altersami9660
      @altersami9660 4 роки тому

      You don't have to buy the absolute best gear out there to be an enthusiast. Even then, 10,000$ is nothing compared to cars.
      Any item where people are making money by using it will be as expensive as it possibly can get. If you're making 100k$+ a year, 10,000$ isn't too bad. This is no longer an enthusiast toy, but a professional tool.
      People need to stop being greedy aiming to buy the absolute best tech just for bragging rights and throwing tantrum when they can't afford, just to play Minecraft or Flight Simulator on it, should they be able to afford one.
      It's like people who only use their phones for Facebook on Snapchat crying that top flagship are no longer affordable to them.

    • @Birdman._.
      @Birdman._. 2 роки тому

      @@srpenguinbr a cheap-mid model of Mercedes I guess
      probably I don't know much about cars

  • @lemonade2473
    @lemonade2473 4 роки тому +37

    Moved all the internals to behind the screen.
    Me: So it's a tablet?

    • @rofiiqyla
      @rofiiqyla 4 роки тому +7

      With attached battery bank

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 4 роки тому +1

      It's a tablet, yes. Have you seen the iPad Pro with a keyboard attached? This is normal.

  • @huntforandrew
    @huntforandrew 3 роки тому +8

    I couldn't even pay attention to what he was saying the whole time because I was wondering when the hell he was gonna blink. It felt like he was staring into my soul.

  • @oggyjack8252
    @oggyjack8252 4 роки тому +31

    0:02 That gave me massive anxiety attac.

    • @hydrolifetech7911
      @hydrolifetech7911 4 роки тому +2

      Same man. I paused the video a little bit to calm down before proceeding

    • @breakdeath20
      @breakdeath20 4 роки тому +5

      Don't worry, there's another
      1:29
      5:15
      5:25

    • @waterlemon5434
      @waterlemon5434 4 роки тому

      @@breakdeath20 they way he handles £/$10000, just gives me Chills

    • @user-og2tu4vf8y
      @user-og2tu4vf8y 4 роки тому

      The first time I was like whoa, then it was just funny every time after that

  • @CuriousBoar
    @CuriousBoar 4 роки тому +99

    Alex: .....Just like this is a good start to my segue....
    Alex: ......Just like this water bottle, LTTStore.com....
    Me : Oh no. The Linus is spreading. We have to contain it immediately..

    • @tralphstreet
      @tralphstreet 4 роки тому +1

      It's funny because I hear those lines and then spondor block skips them so they are always left unfinished.

    • @manishrathi6564
      @manishrathi6564 4 роки тому

      Lol😂

    • @microtasker
      @microtasker 4 роки тому

      It got you talking about it in the comments, so they ain't gonna stop, lol

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 4 роки тому +22

    Apple: we make the best and most expensive laptops
    Asus: hold my gpu

    • @m4b9
      @m4b9 4 роки тому

      hold my Nvidia Quadro*

  • @charmio
    @charmio 4 роки тому +6

    Alex: It needs a special tool for disassembly.
    Me: Show us how to make the tool in your marvellous workshop!
    Short Circuit video?

  • @richardrisner921
    @richardrisner921 4 роки тому +27

    3:08 Here I am just taking a break from homework and watching a new computer video when you mention that the transistor component of the charger is made out of a material that my one facility of my company is one of very few manufacturers in the world!

  • @adityaponde2612
    @adityaponde2612 4 роки тому +107

    LMG: "hey, Asus we want to open up the laptop for our audience"
    Asus: "well, you need a special tool to open it up.lol"
    LMG: "Can you send it to us"
    Asus: "no ❤️"

    • @Yuzuki1337
      @Yuzuki1337 4 роки тому +3

      Linus: Too bad, we have the tool for sale at lttstore.com

    • @dragomirstefan2131
      @dragomirstefan2131 4 роки тому

      I would expect Alex and Linus to fabricate a tool

    • @poisonhemlock
      @poisonhemlock 4 роки тому

      3d printers, after all.

    • @smellsnice9735
      @smellsnice9735 4 роки тому

      I'm guessing iFixit will make one anyways.

    • @F2_CPB
      @F2_CPB 4 роки тому +1

      @@poisonhemlock they need to know what tool looks/works like though. If it's a basic screw. They could probably make it. If it's something more complex. Idk. They would first need to open it anyhow

  • @CazTheGamerGuy
    @CazTheGamerGuy 4 роки тому +40

    "This is (or was) the most powerful laptop we have in the office."
    I suppose that XMG laptop with a Ryzen desktop processor isn't in the office?

    • @bazzingabomb
      @bazzingabomb 4 роки тому +10

      So the gpu is $4k fair enough but $6k for an intel cpu 64gb of ram and a 1tb ssd and a mobo with only 4 ports and no headphone jack?..... I'm out

    • @MrMediator24
      @MrMediator24 4 роки тому +9

      @@bazzingabomb 4k 120Hz calibrated screen? Anyone?

    • @CazTheGamerGuy
      @CazTheGamerGuy 4 роки тому

      @Ross Goosen Hence "was".

    • @sovietbirdz
      @sovietbirdz 4 роки тому +2

      @Ross Goosen Their comparison laptops didn't have quadros either. All someone needs to do to outclass this is smack the same quadro in a laptop with a 3950x.

    • @vladdx
      @vladdx 4 роки тому +2

      @@sovietbirdz Yeah until someone does that(probably never), this laptop is the most powerful

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 3 роки тому +3

    3:39
    Asus: there's a special tool for prying open the clamshell back. It's called: crowbar.....

  • @omenren6223
    @omenren6223 4 роки тому +9

    Laptop costs 10000 dollars
    Alex whacks it several times
    Laptop: my head feels dizzy

  • @navneethramesh7422
    @navneethramesh7422 4 роки тому +6

    Alex : We need a special tool to remover the lid.
    Next Video : *Seeing what inside the Asus Proart with Linus*

  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn 4 роки тому +58

    *20 years later...*
    "Lol remember when we had to pay 10k for specs like these? 😂"

    • @maxslepoy8081
      @maxslepoy8081 4 роки тому +1

      20 years later most people will forget this laptop, since it's an unpopular one (given the 10k beauty price tag :) ).

    • @edwardgierek1487
      @edwardgierek1487 4 роки тому

      in 20yrs this thing will be something u could afford to give as a christmas gift to ur kid (as like half the people who are under 18 now will be like middle aged in 20yrs and will maybe have kids, myself included)
      (i mean you could afford it now if ur like the upper mid class, but in 20yrs this could be like 1 or 2 or 3 grand but not 10

    • @Anaomilfairbanks
      @Anaomilfairbanks 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 роки тому +1

      Technology gets outdated faster than speed of light. These jokes are bore me now

    • @Eric-Truong
      @Eric-Truong 3 роки тому +1

      @@edwardgierek1487 nah probably would be junk that you donate away because it can’t run like 2040 solitaire lmaooo

  • @dropdead8408
    @dropdead8408 3 роки тому +6

    He is like - camera lens is so beautiful I can't even blink or shake my head 😅🧐🧐

  • @wilsusonnect4542
    @wilsusonnect4542 4 роки тому +76

    „The keyboard is a problem“ *shows a keyboard that looks exactly like that of the 2018 MacBook Pro*

  •  4 роки тому +34

    "This is a $10.000 dollar laptop" - Spanks the sh*t out of it.
    In less than 10 minutes that laptop got more abuse than my old Toshiba from 2011.
    Meanwhile, me, with my new MBP: "I'd rather cut a leg than nano-scratch this with a feather".

    • @DoctorWhom
      @DoctorWhom 4 роки тому

      slapping a metal case in its direction of most strength is probably easier on laptops than the lid slamming I've seen people do

    • @calmeilles
      @calmeilles 4 роки тому

      Wasn't the whole thing a piss take?

  • @dumpsterdawg
    @dumpsterdawg 4 роки тому +46

    7:45 ......Don't think Alex would have picked up those bananas if he knew where Linus had them

  • @mrr0r508
    @mrr0r508 4 роки тому +4

    I see this as a "desktop replacement" for people who think they want ocassional mobility, but never bother carrying it around because its A. Expensive and fragile, B. A thief magnet, C. Addicted to dongles that theyd also need to lug about, D. Has a painfully bad keyboard out of the 1980s forcing them to also lug an external keyboard around

  • @jdizon
    @jdizon 4 роки тому +7

    Linus Drop Tips
    Alex Smack Tips

  • @sanmitgaikwad
    @sanmitgaikwad 4 роки тому +107

    It’s not overpriced it’s just too much money for me

  • @dy7296
    @dy7296 4 роки тому +119

    Literally ASUS' branding may not be wrong after all:
    *ASUS In Search Of Incredible*
    Edit: Thank you for such likes. I'm not expecting for this much.

    • @cornfarmer8600
      @cornfarmer8600 4 роки тому +5

      cringe

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 4 роки тому +2

      sadly they never finds it

    • @screenpatch4146
      @screenpatch4146 4 роки тому

      Benedicto Diptasuta taiwan exellence

    • @Larwood.
      @Larwood. 4 роки тому +1

      $10,000 machine aimed at creators with an Intel CPU in it, that's definitely incredible, but not the right kind of incredible.

    • @rowanthompson3910
      @rowanthompson3910 4 роки тому

      im 14 and this is deep

  • @samsonsoo3598
    @samsonsoo3598 4 роки тому +3

    This laptop is so powerful to the extend where Alex doesn't even blink his eyes... 😳

  • @iadtag1853
    @iadtag1853 4 роки тому +15

    I never thought it's Alex who's going to host this one. Good job, Alex!

  • @ass7
    @ass7 4 роки тому +26

    I really don’t like the way alex smacks the laptop I feel violated

  • @AstonGryffynn
    @AstonGryffynn 4 роки тому +75

    Today in “Things We Know You Can’t Afford But Are Showing You Anyways!”...

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 4 роки тому +3

      I can xd
      In fact im buying one

    • @JuryDutySummons
      @JuryDutySummons 4 роки тому +3

      @@momoreview5555 I hope you have a good reason to.

    • @shad0w1and
      @shad0w1and 4 роки тому +3

      @@JuryDutySummons I guess been rich is a good reason.

    • @aditjindal
      @aditjindal 4 роки тому

      @@momoreview5555 😲😲

    • @ianmacdonald4163
      @ianmacdonald4163 4 роки тому

      @@shad0w1and don't have to be rich to waste money 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @All_Will_Be_Crab
    @All_Will_Be_Crab 3 роки тому

    7:10
    Alex: Says there's no deck flex
    Also Alex: shows that there actually is

  • @samwong9494
    @samwong9494 4 роки тому +11

    You know what the special tool required to open this laptop called?
    "Not worth it."

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 роки тому +37

    "Opening the lid takes a special tool, and they're not going to give it to you"
    So I guess if it ever gets dusty or you get any dirt in there, you're going to send it in and wait like a week or two, so a very expensive professional can blow the dust out for you? Thank God I'm too poor to have to deal with this.

    • @diavalus
      @diavalus 4 роки тому +4

      You'd be lucky to get it cleaned in just a week or two. I'd say at least two weeks.

    • @BLGDrive
      @BLGDrive 4 роки тому

      At least they don’t want you to break it

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 4 роки тому +4

      @@BLGDrive More like put repair shops that don't belong to them out of business, letting them dictate the price. This has the side effect that you can't have it repaired locally without the many hassles of sending highly valuable fragile items with personal information via post.
      Barring people from doing the most basic maintenance will shorten the lifespan. If somebody who can't reliably clean/fix laptops thinks a 10K$ laptop is a good place to start practicing, that's a godsent to any manufacturer.
      And even if they had done that out of the kindness of their hearts, I disapprove of treating capable adults and third party professionals like children because of a small handful of hypothetical idiots.

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sercil00 Sounds like what Apple has been trying to do for years ("...put repair shops that don't belong to them out of business, letting them dictate the price.").

  • @h2o2u29
    @h2o2u29 4 роки тому +42

    Alex: Slaps a 10k laptop
    everyone behind the camera: *heart stops for a second*

  • @GlyphMaster
    @GlyphMaster 3 роки тому +2

    “I love how windows machines are catching up to Apple in this regard (trackpad)”
    Yep, it only takes a 10 Grand machine for them to do that... not getting my hopes up quite yet

    • @JamesR624
      @JamesR624 3 роки тому

      Yep. Not an Apple fanboy but for right now, if you tell me a machine still has an intel chip and costs more than $900, then it's WAY overpriced.

  • @spardan7522
    @spardan7522 4 роки тому +53

    "Like this is a Seg...."
    Me:>>> 10 seconds

  • @7lamp
    @7lamp 4 роки тому +65

    you called me broke in 8 different languages

  • @SethanderWald
    @SethanderWald 4 роки тому +6

    7:06 uh... That deck is definitely flexing...

  • @tiebasultana3710
    @tiebasultana3710 3 роки тому +2

    he is doing so well. hope to see you more.

  • @thermaljake6289
    @thermaljake6289 4 роки тому +18

    2016: Phone without a headphone jack
    2018: Tablet without a headphone jack
    2020: Laptop without a headphone jack
    2022: PC without a headphone jack

    • @jgogolin
      @jgogolin 4 роки тому +4

      also 2016: Headphones without a headphone jack

    • @romanbaranovichi5375
      @romanbaranovichi5375 4 роки тому +1

      John Gogolin well not all wireless headphones have a wired option

    • @FireFoxDestroyer
      @FireFoxDestroyer 4 роки тому

      2025: iPod Touch without a headphone jack

    •  4 роки тому

      I'm not convinced that will happen. The driving force for removing headphone jacks is mostly making systems thinner and lighter. That doesn't really apply here, though space may still be constrained in this system because of all the stuff packed inside.
      Desktop systems don't have that constraint, so there is no compelling reason to remove the headphone jack. Furthermore, desktop computers typically don't merely have a headphone jack, they have jacks for multichannel audio.

    • @edwardgierek1487
      @edwardgierek1487 4 роки тому

      3020: Headphone jack without a headphone jack.