When Bert said I had a dream about Bradley Cooper last night I thought he said after I had a dream about Starlord I was like he is just syked for Guardians of the Galaxy 3 😂
Secretly athletic 😂 when you believe your own lies and no one calls you on your BS because they don’t know if it’s a bit 90% of the stuff that comes out of this guys mouth is full bs ha
Definitely. My best friend has a wandering brain like him, the most honest loving guy he is very stupid, but anytime im around him it laughs all day, we will be walking around and he just speaks nonsense about everything he sees 🤣 not same as theo obviously but the core is very similar. Once we were driving and tons of bugs and butterflies that day hitting the window he just gazing out the passenger window then swings over " You think butterflies get sick of life that's why they fly into cars? " 😂
@@littlewigglemonster7691dude I’m the same fr it’s are convo starter half the time other half is autism adhd or smart adhd idk lmk why you think btw is a straw two holes or we boutta have a crazy year since election coming -written by self incrimi*ating
Yo mike, I’m 24 and I’m also a recovering addict and I’ve been going on 4 months strong because of my 3 month old, my fiancé and you bro. I hope you see this and hit me somehow lol. Thank you for the inspiration, talking about recovery and your downfalls so much. Keep grinding and doing what you do for us addicts. Love you man
Love to see this! Keep going man. Do it for the family if anything. Takes a real man to step up to the plate and get his life right for a kid. Not everyone can do it. Give your self some props man. Take it easy! Stay up & stay blessed
Mike talking about his past gave me hope that my brother would get better one day and that’s worth more than I can describe. He should never stop preaching about it because it touches the family members of addicts as well. Thank you Mike
Never give up on family , Smother them with love, once they feel secure enough they will feel the hope that you have for them. Ask deep questions, hear and feel their thought process and emotions , nurture them and most importantly never give up hope.
My brother didn't make it. He was headed to his bed date and was killed in a car accident. My other brother was given a Tylenol laced with fentynl and he didn't make it. (He was intellectually disabled & didnt know better) From one sibling to another I hope you never have to lose him. It's a pain like no other.
This was almost a PERFECT podcast. Bert looked so excited to travel with Mike, but you could see in his face when asked if he could behave that he had the feeling Mike didn’t want to travel with him…. At least that’s what it looked like. He’s clearly a genuine fan of you guys and would jump to be in your inner circle. Almost perfect…
He's a common criminal. All p.o.s like him have stories, most are just a bit trumped up just to add some humor so people will look past the fact they they are thieves,liars,and fiends.
@@EphemeralTroll it’s really not… phobias are real things, and you people don’t just choose what their brain is truly afraid of…. Yes his may be “weird” and “silly” to most people, but there’s also people that have ever more “ridiculous” phobias out there….
Where is Georgie?!?! I feel like him and Bert Bert would hit it off pretty well, or George thinks Bert is a heathen and wants nothing to do with this ep 🤣🤣🤣 Either way where u at George!!??
I really appreciate Logan realizing how much of an impact Mikes story has and will always have. I think about Mike often in my own journey and he truly has helped so many.
@@miliondollarman That’s so awesome. I’m so proud of you. I have been on methadone for two years and really want to get off of that, I just want to not have to rely on anything. Have you read his book? If you haven’t I HIGHLY suggest it.
I haven't read it but I want to bad. But ik what you mean, they put me on subs at defining wellness ( the treatment center). But I still consider it "being sober" bc I haven't missed used them. And I haven't done any other drugs since. But I feel you on that I just want to use it as a stepping stone in my recovery to get to where I want to be. But definitely don't want to be dependent on anything. Thanks for the kind words tho, I'm proud of you as well. Keep on keeping on one day at a time💙
@@kate-ec4pj that’s so awesome. I really hope he knows the impact he has had on all of us and so many more. He truly is a walking testament to anything is possible
If George isn’t on impulsive anymore then I’m going to stop watching impulsive and watch George’s pod instead. Also when George went on Roman Atwood’s podcast that was my favorite podcast ever
@@sleuth-hb4ht he talks about himself all the time cause that is what his jokes comedie is about is himself and his family you clearly don’t know much about him.
This is the best podcast episode I seen yet. I love this episode it was so funny and entertaining it made my day if not my week all three of you guys are a inspiration to me keep up what you're doing for a long time please
logan popped up in my feed for this bc i love Bret..... now im on a 6 hour binge of IMPAULSIVE bc this podcast is fire really............. got a new fan in me brothers!!!
Logan said multiple times that he would never kick George. If George is gone it wouldn't be because he got kicked, it would simply be because George wanted to quit. Dude used this podcast to start his own podcast and then dipped, lmao
@@bradbod9036 Yeah I feel you, but also if his word doesn't mean much then what's the point of listening to non-guest episodes of the podcast? Tuning in is pointless if you constantly doubt what's being said lol
I feel what Logan was saying about the “disconnect” between comedians and the audience lol bc I can literally never tell when Theo von is being serious 😂😂 much love an respect to Bert for always being himself tho
I've seen pretty much every single Impaulsive podcast episode in its entirety, and this episode is already a top 5. Big ups to Bert and the guys for this 2 hour masterpiece!
As a born & raised Florida girl...from Panama City Beach...an hour from Tallahassee...home of Florida State University...where i got my bachelor's degree, am proud to have Bert represent us. As well as TPain, who ALWAYS shouts us out..850 baby! ❤❤❤
Even though I’ve already heard Bert tell the majority of these stories before, this podcast was great. I think it’s partially due to the amazing chemistry between all these guys
Dude, my son wanted prime so bad because of you I’ve gotten it for him to try and he just does not like it. I just don’t understand why companies have to put artificial sugar in things instead of just using half the amount of sugar that they normally use, water it down you know. Anyway we liked your chocolate I loved it because it was like raw semi sweet my son did not really care for it but you’re still his hero so rock-on
I see why George wasn’t on this episode. As a believer and follower of Christ it saddens me to see how much these people normalize sin. You can see the pain in this guys eyes with all the atrocities that come out of his mouth. I truly hope you all repent as we are not perfect and his holiness is near. If you don’t believe me just do your research there’s more evidence to than not.
I am from CT, grew up near the casinos but was an active addict and ran in Hartford and New Haven. I probably ran into or rehabbed or detoxed with Big Mike. His story is amazing. I have been clean for years and years, have custody back of both of my sons, own a business helping veterans, and love my life. The perspective an addict has on life is just different. Especially if you make it out. Now I take clean white tees, socks, clothes, and other stuff to detoxes in New Haven and Hartford. Mike--------- Crack is a nasty drug my friend... I have always wanted to chat with you bro. Love the energy and love the way you guys make moves.
@@rickyrogers5056 I’m about 5 min away from it. Worked at Jordan’s for 14 years… that’s where the problems started! Wouldn’t change a second of it though… perspective gained is priceless
Burt is one of most unlikable comedians out there in my opinion. He comes off as hella arrogant and everytime he laughs like that I wanna slam my head into the table.
1:53:00 "but I don't have a drinking problem" I can just _hear_ Segura wetting himself at this statement hahaha, Bert, you literally are the physical, embodied definition of the term "drinking problem" xD
Logan is pretty lame
more comedian episodes please!! would love for y’all to have him on again
This guy isn’t a real comedian
@@ThaRealHomer he has like 4 comedy specials
Bert’s one of the most hated comedians.
@@pelly8584 yeah but he sucks. That’s the difference.
@@ThaRealHomer comedy behind comedians are all opinion and that's the beauty of it
This is the only one I needed in my life get Tom and Christina
The influx of primes in the background 😂
RIP George, you will be missed
When Bert said I had a dream about Bradley Cooper last night I thought he said after I had a dream about Starlord I was like he is just syked for Guardians of the Galaxy 3 😂
Mike Maljak looks like he could be X-Pac's son...
Part 2 PLEASEEEEEEE
U actualy made me subscribe when u said that
Still liking the Video boys 😂
Mike make sober cool shows that we will can make though speak loud and proud brother
Damn because you told me not to subscribe, I subscribed
Is there anything more annoying than someone that always has to one up a story? Bert is insufferable.
Mad because your life is boring?
George: "Even if Nelk offered me a billion dollars I would never leave Impaulsive"
Also George: quits for free
Did he quit forreal? Lol Been waiting on that one. Just like Steiny on the nelk boys
George is the best man
Did George quit???
i don’t think he quit
@jonathan brown steiny is mentally 12
Secretly athletic 😂 when you believe your own lies and no one calls you on your BS because they don’t know if it’s a bit 90% of the stuff that comes out of this guys mouth is full bs ha
So is George done? You’d think being in LA and this podcast with one of the biggest comics in the world, he’d be here…
he's done
@@Tonyc260688is he😅
@@United_Wings Think he has his own show now
Hes not done
Tired of George anyway. Better without someone sitting on the far side of the guest
Is George done with impaulsive
I hope so, he was terrible tbh. He has his own podcast now, I believe.
Hopefully. Hopefully mike leaves soon and mike George and Jeff make a new pod without Logan
George needs to go start a podcast with Pope Francis
@@ElFeDelMundo how was he terrible
This is the one pod George should be on he could learn so much from Bert
You know it’s a Bert podcast when it runs longer than just about every other podcast on this channel
Well I had a long day at work nothing is gonna be better than listening to bert talk about bert.
@@irollerblade13 Atleast this time he is meant to talk about himself
Who wouldn’t want to talk with Bert for a few hours 😂
Long story short they got the adesanya episode 🎉
Because he can't stop talking about himself
Not knowing if Theo is or is not doing a bit is what makes Theo so fukn original. Dudes quick and always hilarious
hes the funniest man alive
Definitely. My best friend has a wandering brain like him, the most honest loving guy he is very stupid, but anytime im around him it laughs all day, we will be walking around and he just speaks nonsense about everything he sees 🤣 not same as theo obviously but the core is very similar.
Once we were driving and tons of bugs and butterflies that day hitting the window he just gazing out the passenger window then swings over " You think butterflies get sick of life that's why they fly into cars? " 😂
@@littlewigglemonster7691 that’s actually hilarious lmao love your username too hahaha
@@swaggyd8386 Ty :D
@@littlewigglemonster7691dude I’m the same fr it’s are convo starter half the time other half is autism adhd or smart adhd idk lmk why you think btw is a straw two holes or we boutta have a crazy year since election coming -written by self incrimi*ating
I hope 45 clows shows up with baloons or something like that ....
Bert probably has the world record for most name drops in a podcast
and i’m loving it
And everyone knows he’s not dropping names… he’s telling stories.
Yo mike, I’m 24 and I’m also a recovering addict and I’ve been going on 4 months strong because of my 3 month old, my fiancé and you bro. I hope you see this and hit me somehow lol. Thank you for the inspiration, talking about recovery and your downfalls so much. Keep grinding and doing what you do for us addicts. Love you man
that’s awesome keep it up 🤍 u got this
Great work justin! Congrats
Love to see this! Keep going man. Do it for the family if anything. Takes a real man to step up to the plate and get his life right for a kid. Not everyone can do it. Give your self some props man. Take it easy! Stay up & stay blessed
hey man, hope you are going strong. keep going!
@@marko0samec just got a year on December 28th!!!!
Mike talking about his past gave me hope that my brother would get better one day and that’s worth more than I can describe. He should never stop preaching about it because it touches the family members of addicts as well. Thank you Mike
He took a break on it as the viewers got a little annoyed by it but I do think he should talk about it if a guest also struggles with it
I agree man, a lot of people in my family struggle as well and him talking about it helps me understand them a little bit better.
😊
Never give up on family , Smother them with love, once they feel secure enough they will feel the hope that you have for them. Ask deep questions, hear and feel their thought process and emotions , nurture them and most importantly never give up hope.
My brother didn't make it. He was headed to his bed date and was killed in a car accident. My other brother was given a Tylenol laced with fentynl and he didn't make it. (He was intellectually disabled & didnt know better) From one sibling to another I hope you never have to lose him. It's a pain like no other.
This podcast got too corporate i dont even like it anymore
Better without George trying to be funny ever 5 minutes
Lol I’m 20 mins in and Bert has started 120 stories and hasn’t finished one. This is a cross over I never knew I needed hahaha
i have ADHD so i didn’t even notice lmao
He has trans tendencies lmao don’t know to stay or go lmao
What percentage of Bert's stories are real?
A solid 5%
This was almost a PERFECT podcast. Bert looked so excited to travel with Mike, but you could see in his face when asked if he could behave that he had the feeling Mike didn’t want to travel with him…. At least that’s what it looked like. He’s clearly a genuine fan of you guys and would jump to be in your inner circle. Almost perfect…
Joey Diaz needs to be the next Comedian on Impaulsive he has some crazy funny life stories!!😂
Yes
💯
He's a common criminal. All p.o.s like him have stories, most are just a bit trumped up just to add some humor so people will look past the fact they they are thieves,liars,and fiends.
Redbar's watching
Does anyone ever think that maybe Bert does nothing but cap
I’m so happy Bert surpassed his fear of Logan unleashing an army of clowns haha
Right 😂
The fact that he wouldn’t do an interview because of that is just soo pathetic 😂 at least he admitted tho 😂
@@EphemeralTroll it’s really not… phobias are real things, and you people don’t just choose what their brain is truly afraid of….
Yes his may be “weird” and “silly” to most people, but there’s also people that have ever more “ridiculous” phobias out there….
Bert’s the best glad to see someone with real talent that’s not mainstream on
@@EphemeralTroll Tell everyone you’re an asshole without telling everyone you’re an asshole 😂😂😂
Dang still waiting for the video we’re they tell us George got bought out from impulsive
Where is Georgie?!?! I feel like him and Bert Bert would hit it off pretty well, or George thinks Bert is a heathen and wants nothing to do with this ep 🤣🤣🤣 Either way where u at George!!??
George is a religious freak that throws a hissy fit whenever a comedian makes fun of him
I don't EVER comment but this is the greatest podcast Impulsive has EVER done. We need a Part 2
I agree, with that said it’s STILL not even close to Nelk’s podcast and their group. Not even comparable.
It's the best because they have the Biggest Podcasters best friend on. Bert knows what he's going.
This was probably the best episode yet. George, you did great!
Where is george?
@@richardhudson7926 gone in the wind
@@k3vyy did they mention him at all?
@@richardhudson7926 he is making a joke about how George shouldn’t talk a lot on the podcast
I really appreciate Logan realizing how much of an impact Mikes story has and will always have. I think about Mike often in my own journey and he truly has helped so many.
Same bro I've been sober almost 15 months. I often think of Mike's story for inspiration myself.
@@miliondollarman That’s so awesome. I’m so proud of you. I have been on methadone for two years and really want to get off of that, I just want to not have to rely on anything. Have you read his book? If you haven’t I HIGHLY suggest it.
I haven't read it but I want to bad. But ik what you mean, they put me on subs at defining wellness ( the treatment center). But I still consider it "being sober" bc I haven't missed used them. And I haven't done any other drugs since. But I feel you on that I just want to use it as a stepping stone in my recovery to get to where I want to be. But definitely don't want to be dependent on anything. Thanks for the kind words tho, I'm proud of you as well. Keep on keeping on one day at a time💙
same he’s the person that motivated me to get sober 2 years ago
@@kate-ec4pj that’s so awesome. I really hope he knows the impact he has had on all of us and so many more. He truly is a walking testament to anything is possible
Bert's eyes are always watering. I'm never sure if he is on the verge of laughing or crying. Either way, I'm here for it.
He always seems like he's about to have a heart attack, I hope he's got a fitbit.
Is George gone gone.. like wtf?
Finally, am I right. Throws a hissy fit everytime a comedian is on
If George isn’t on impulsive anymore then I’m going to stop watching impulsive and watch George’s pod instead. Also when George went on Roman Atwood’s podcast that was my favorite podcast ever
Same!
Where’s George :(
This by far might have been the best impaulsive episode this year
By far might have
By far the most unfunniest comedian out there!
@garrettkelly4643 how original
@Garrett Kelly it’s true, he just talks about himself all the time
@@sleuth-hb4ht he talks about himself all the time cause that is what his jokes comedie is about is himself and his family you clearly don’t know much about him.
This is the best podcast episode I seen yet. I love this episode it was so funny and entertaining it made my day if not my week all three of you guys are a inspiration to me keep up what you're doing for a long time please
Bro relax. You need to get out into the real world and off of UA-cam every now and then if this made your week
Where is George?!?! He was my favorite ❤️
logan popped up in my feed for this bc i love Bret..... now im on a 6 hour binge of IMPAULSIVE bc this podcast is fire really............. got a new fan in me brothers!!!
Imagine Logan saying "is testosterone steroids" who are you fooling my guy.
Where’s George? I’ll be back when he is lol
So y’all have a comedian on and not George with him😅 getting those push George out the back door vibes
Logan said multiple times that he would never kick George. If George is gone it wouldn't be because he got kicked, it would simply be because George wanted to quit. Dude used this podcast to start his own podcast and then dipped, lmao
@@TobiDaJoker becuase Logan’s word means a lot right… lol
@@bradbod9036 Yeah I feel you, but also if his word doesn't mean much then what's the point of listening to non-guest episodes of the podcast? Tuning in is pointless if you constantly doubt what's being said lol
I feel what Logan was saying about the “disconnect” between comedians and the audience lol bc I can literally never tell when Theo von is being serious 😂😂 much love an respect to Bert for always being himself tho
Logan just sees clips of his guests 🤦🏻♂️ clearly he dose know anything about Bert just the viral clips
Yea Mike carried this
I gotta say, I really loved the longer podcast boys. It was a great surprise
I've seen pretty much every single Impaulsive podcast episode in its entirety, and this episode is already a top 5.
Big ups to Bert and the guys for this 2 hour masterpiece!
Same
I’m sorry you put yourself through so much stupidity. Love Bert though ❤
@@Detwinnn there's no way you consider bert less stupid than logan or mike
@@millardfilmore1403 I was gonna say I feel all three of these guys are equally stupid in their own way lolll
A legendary comedian on the podcast and no George 🤔👀
Bert and Mike fighting for airspace is gold 💀
Use me as a leave George out button
Eh?
Where's George?
Thanks for having Bart Kershner on. What a legend 👏 🙌 we love you Bret!
you have to be a bot
You don't get the joke
@@sibeproductions4387 *WOOOSH*
Hi, Logan. I'm a subscriber to your old UA-cam channel.
I know comedy snobs hate on him, but I like Bert
Love the respect burt has for us, respect from England!!
Ayo where’s George
So where George at
That’s what I’m wondering, he’s been gone for a minute
George has been gone since he got the Celsius drink sponsor on his own pod. I'm guessing that had something to do with it.
Full send podcast straight smoking ya asses. Better step it up
I for sure thought George would be on this one.
What an AMAZING podcast! So natural and loved how it was 2 hours.
Minus the zooming. Too much editing. Imo
Im 4 months sober today. Seeing how Bert turned out is what made me get sober.
successful?
@@N3GATiiVE old. I’m not tryna live very long.
I'm a alcoholic and he looks worse than me
Successful comic … yeah sounds awful
😂😂😂
I liked the video simply because he told me not to, and I hate being told what to do...
As a born & raised Florida girl...from Panama City Beach...an hour from Tallahassee...home of Florida State University...where i got my bachelor's degree, am proud to have Bert represent us. As well as TPain, who ALWAYS shouts us out..850 baby! ❤❤❤
You can tell Bert is such a bad alcoholic by how beet red his face is all the time 😂
Even though I’ve already heard Bert tell the majority of these stories before, this podcast was great. I think it’s partially due to the amazing chemistry between all these guys
ugh i just love your name btw
@@riphufroma1910 thanks dude!
Bert just lies for no reason…
Bort: "I thought a Triceratops was a T-Rex"
Logan: "alright man... you don't collect dinosaur bones..."
I know that Bert usually does it to Tom, but I'm almost impressed he was able to steamroll the conversation with these two
Tim Dillions audience was absolutely destroying Bert when he went on Tim's show 😂
It was awful listening to Bert’s narcism but we stayed to support Tim
LMAO 🤣 they were
@@highvalue1195 I can understand completely something screams douche about him he is the only comedian I get that vibe from
@@theoutsiderjess1869 0oo
Such a weird comment considering where you left it
WE NEED THEO VON BACK!!!!!!!! load him up with sister and cousin questions!!!!
Dude, my son wanted prime so bad because of you I’ve gotten it for him to try and he just does not like it. I just don’t understand why companies have to put artificial sugar in things instead of just using half the amount of sugar that they normally use, water it down you know. Anyway we liked your chocolate I loved it because it was like raw semi sweet my son did not really care for it but you’re still his hero so rock-on
Logan just slowly interviewing all joe Rogans friends
I love how Bert say he needs to call his cardiologist and ends up calling Joey Diaz 💀
Finally a podcast over an hour. Great guest love the show boys
I have the same damn dreams/nightmares same with the dog and everything. I cant control anytyhing though and I wake up terrified.
Did George quit?
Like For George Janko❤
Where is GEORGE?!?!??? 😢
I don't know why these two remind me of Ed Wuncler and Gin Rummy. 😅
I see why George wasn’t on this episode. As a believer and follower of Christ it saddens me to see how much these people normalize sin. You can see the pain in this guys eyes with all the atrocities that come out of his mouth. I truly hope you all repent as we are not perfect and his holiness is near. If you don’t believe me just do your research there’s more evidence to than not.
Bert is my favorite comedian 🤣😂❤
Dude where’s George?
I am from CT, grew up near the casinos but was an active addict and ran in Hartford and New Haven. I probably ran into or rehabbed or detoxed with Big Mike. His story is amazing. I have been clean for years and years, have custody back of both of my sons, own a business helping veterans, and love my life. The perspective an addict has on life is just different. Especially if you make it out. Now I take clean white tees, socks, clothes, and other stuff to detoxes in New Haven and Hartford. Mike--------- Crack is a nasty drug my friend... I have always wanted to chat with you bro. Love the energy and love the way you guys make moves.
Wanna go to Mohegan this weekend?
CT rep
@@rickyrogers5056 I’m about 5 min away from it. Worked at Jordan’s for 14 years… that’s where the problems started! Wouldn’t change a second of it though… perspective gained is priceless
Ngl I’ve never been into the paul bothers ( nothing personal just never watched them) but this was a great podcast.
Burt is one of most unlikable comedians out there in my opinion. He comes off as hella arrogant and everytime he laughs like that I wanna slam my head into the table.
where is Janko??!?!
Need a part 2 with Bert this was the best episode yet.
Interesting that Bert dreams even with how much he drinks... 🤔
I like hearing about other people's dreams....I don't dream so its interesting I guess.
This is the first podcast I actually fully watched.
We want jeff hardy make it happen this will be fun to watch
That would be so cool
This podcast made me love Logan and Mike so much. They so real! Keep it up!
Ha that's hallarious they're all on steroids just wait till the day comes they have to try to get off the stuff and gain 300lbs 😅
1:53:00 "but I don't have a drinking problem" I can just _hear_ Segura wetting himself at this statement hahaha, Bert, you literally are the physical, embodied definition of the term "drinking problem" xD
Awesome job Logan with podcast .
45:26 at this point the bs from Bert is clearly visible even for Logan and Mike
Lies for no reason not even funny
The pause after 😂