Why Do Europes Dumbest Countries Exist At All?

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  • @lycos94
    @lycos94 3 роки тому +1537

    san marino's story is so fun tho, this dude climbs a mountain and declares it his country, and the pope is just like ''ok sure, why not''

    • @drixtrix
      @drixtrix 3 роки тому +85

      I also find it funny how the british in ww2 “accidentally bombed it” maybe in general its history isnt very straight forward

    • @daisybrain9423
      @daisybrain9423 3 роки тому +72

      Yeah, it basically started out like Sealand or any other micronation, but they eventually recognised it because everything was fragmented anyway due to feudalism. This is not to question the legitimacy of San Marino, just a thought I had...

    • @Wompwompwomp.ny1
      @Wompwompwomp.ny1 3 роки тому +3

      Damn I should try that

    • @lixobounce6588
      @lixobounce6588 3 роки тому +13

      @@drixtrix bruh "accidental bombings" are common and if it happens on a small country it isn't as funny as the us accidentally bomb zurich with 6 bombers

    • @yespls6260
      @yespls6260 3 роки тому +26

      @@drixtrix well it's in the middle of Italy (at the time a fascist state) so kind of understandable during WW2

  • @RileysFilms
    @RileysFilms 3 роки тому +1183

    'The president of Moldova thinks covid is bad'
    I trust Toycat to keep me informed on the real issues.

    • @nataliekennedy4646
      @nataliekennedy4646 3 роки тому +8

      hell yeah

    • @damn9424
      @damn9424 3 роки тому +13

      dang he really thinks that?

    • @LucasNorden05
      @LucasNorden05 3 роки тому +22

      @@damn9424 She

    • @matthew-qu2mn
      @matthew-qu2mn 3 роки тому +30

      "and she thinks other stuff is good"

    • @Mr.Nichan
      @Mr.Nichan 3 роки тому +3

      Wow, heads of state have such strange beliefs: Gaddafi and Trump both thought Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, Erdoğan thinks lowering interest rates reduces inflation, and now we hear Sandu thinks COVID is bad, when everyone knows it's healthy for you because it trains your immune system and separates your mind from worldly attatchments like the taste of food? What will they say next?

  • @diogovieira845
    @diogovieira845 3 роки тому +280

    "Why did no one ever invade Portugal?"
    Portugal: They tried

    • @ruialmeida818
      @ruialmeida818 3 роки тому +21

      Several times... laughs in Brites de Almeida (the baker of Aljubarrota) :D

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, sure they tried, but you did have that 80 year period where Both Empires were together.

    • @diogovieira845
      @diogovieira845 3 роки тому +28

      @@camiblack1 We don't talk about that in this household

    • @AleaRandomAm
      @AleaRandomAm 3 роки тому +15

      @@camiblack1 It's 60 years and it happened because the king of Spain became king of Portugal after defeating the other pretendant, not due to a military invasion.

    • @novedad4468
      @novedad4468 3 роки тому +1

      @@AleaRandomAm well, in order to defeat the pretender, he had to militarily invade the country.

  • @eax2010EA
    @eax2010EA 3 роки тому +1699

    Belgium exists for chocolate, obviously

    • @irishtaco57
      @irishtaco57 3 роки тому +129

      And waffles

    • @cllego
      @cllego 3 роки тому +113

      and fries

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 роки тому +21

      For belgium people only

    • @Eburon
      @Eburon 3 роки тому +48

      And beer

    • @finn950
      @finn950 3 роки тому +51

      Swiss chocolate better anyways 😌

  • @lightsoda7445
    @lightsoda7445 3 роки тому +311

    Fun fact about Andorra: there is a legend/historic story of a man who, when visiting Japan, had a legitimately made passport with the country name "Taured" on it (a non-existent nation). When Japanese officials asked him to point out the country on the map, he pointed to where Andorra was. After being held in a room with no windows for the purpose of later questioning, guards entered only to find him missing, which lead to the theory that the man was in fact from an alternate universe version of Andorra.

    • @k.a263
      @k.a263 3 роки тому +19

      Did he really disappear like that, I mean can this story be officially confirmed?

    • @HorsesArePeople2
      @HorsesArePeople2 3 роки тому +66

      @@k.a263 No, the real story is that the guy was a conman who managed to get his obviously fake passport stamped and was arrested in Japan and later fled iirc

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому +13

      @@k.a263 yeah he fled, happens a lot in places where people are kept

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 3 роки тому

      @@blanco7726 sounds like sarcasm

    • @justarandomguy337
      @justarandomguy337 3 роки тому +4

      Andorra? More like UA-camrland.

  • @DanMan5000
    @DanMan5000 3 роки тому +537

    Fun fact: Liechenstein was formed by the union of two even smaller countries

    • @PhilfreezeCH
      @PhilfreezeCH 3 роки тому +60

      Most European countries (especially German speaking ones) were for through a union of smaller principalities.
      Other examples would be Germany or Switzerland.

    • @oteragard8077
      @oteragard8077 3 роки тому +10

      ooo! what were the names? (I know I can google it but answering me here is more fun :P )

    • @DanMan5000
      @DanMan5000 3 роки тому +53

      @@oteragard8077 The Lordship of Schellenberg and the County of Vaduz

    • @oteragard8077
      @oteragard8077 3 роки тому +5

      @@DanMan5000 thank youuuuu

    • @randomstuff2733
      @randomstuff2733 3 роки тому +5

      Wasn’t there also the Holy Roman Empire that all Germans lived in and every German country was founded from there

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 3 роки тому +407

    Some random dude: "Why does Portugal exists"
    Portugal: "Bro I was a major powerhouse rich nation back in the 1500's!"

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому +28

      And now we have Cristiano😂

    • @dcs4947
      @dcs4947 3 роки тому +56

      Some random dude: "Why didn't Spain invaded Portugal?"
      Portugal: "Oh they tried...and they got their ass handed to them every time"

    • @martijnb5887
      @martijnb5887 3 роки тому

      @@dcs4947 But not fast enough not to loose an empire to one of the enemies of Spain.

    • @somerandomdude409
      @somerandomdude409 3 роки тому +1

      Ayo

    • @derekp6166
      @derekp6166 3 роки тому +17

      @@dcs4947 As a Portuguese descendant I am glad Portugal exists. If this guys argument is that Portugal is small, then why is the UK a thing...

  • @bisko3543
    @bisko3543 3 роки тому +201

    "Why does Belgium exist?" Hitler asked calmly.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 2 роки тому +6

      "I know, right?" Wilhelm II responded

    • @dadolphinplayz
      @dadolphinplayz 2 роки тому

      as a highway for germany

    • @TheSmartestManonEarth
      @TheSmartestManonEarth 5 місяців тому

      Why does Spain have a lisp? Lol
      Just one of those proverbial questions

  • @kosinusify
    @kosinusify 3 роки тому +127

    6:05 "How does a country exist when it doesn't have a language?"
    Austria: Oh no, it's Anschluss time again

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому +17

      Tbf Austria only exists because the allies and entente didn't want it to unite with Germany

    • @MartianCZ
      @MartianCZ 3 роки тому +4

      @@peterlustig6888 Austria had own empire for centuries

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому +11

      @@MartianCZ The other german states too

    • @news_oftheweek
      @news_oftheweek 3 роки тому +1

      How does a country exist when it doesn't have a language? Bold of you to assume it needs a language. Of course, a language usually provides better stability and communication, but there are multiple examples of multi-ethnic countries. If we look at it the way Toy Cat did, even USA doesn't have its own language, because American is only an accent of English

    • @kosinusify
      @kosinusify 3 роки тому +2

      @@news_oftheweek I didn't assume that, I just quoted a funny sentence for a quick joke.

  • @louhenber
    @louhenber 3 роки тому +56

    Reasons why Portugal exists:
    -it was a powerful empire
    -it was a country before Spain was a thing
    -they did try conquering us but failed all of them
    -different culture and language

    • @guillermohita6347
      @guillermohita6347 3 роки тому

      Olivenza...

    • @ptafonsofm
      @ptafonsofm 2 роки тому +2

      @@guillermohita6347 *IT'S OURS*

    • @miguelpimentel2911
      @miguelpimentel2911 2 роки тому +1

      Finalmente alguém inteligente

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 2 роки тому

      The last isn't really a reason when it's also true for Catalonia and Basque country

  • @okapijohn4351
    @okapijohn4351 3 роки тому +54

    Spain tried multiple times, they just simply failed and couldn't. Portugal exists since 1139 while Spain only exists since 1479, it is just nearly 350 years in between.

  • @princeneko9103
    @princeneko9103 3 роки тому +146

    “Why does Portugal exist?”
    Portugal being a powerful empire in history: 🙃

    • @hansberger4939
      @hansberger4939 3 роки тому

      Also the USA once been powerful and they still exist today.

    • @miguelfrancisco7325
      @miguelfrancisco7325 2 роки тому +4

      As a Portuguese person, i am very glad the question became why does Spain exist :)

    • @VistaMaps
      @VistaMaps 2 роки тому

      And Belgium

    • @mistersir7882
      @mistersir7882 2 роки тому

      Reason people give: "Portugal was powerful empire🙃"(🤡)
      Spain be like: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Daoland-Everywhere
    @Daoland-Everywhere 3 роки тому +80

    Ghana is a country but it has 27 languages. Moroccans claim every street has its own language. China has 52 languages. So one language isn't really require one language.

    • @moderatemapper9440
      @moderatemapper9440 3 роки тому +18

      I think it's pretty obvious why most African countries exist.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 роки тому +4

      Laughs in Papua New Guinean

    • @lucaslevinsky8802
      @lucaslevinsky8802 3 роки тому +4

      In china most people speak sinic languages
      And what about Tibet and Uighuristan? Should be free

    • @theblackryvius6613
      @theblackryvius6613 3 роки тому

      ​@@moderatemapper9440 Same thing I was thinking. The idea that each country should have it's own language seems to only apply to Europe and parts of Asia. Though, even in these places, there are actually quite a lot of languages spoken just like anywhere else.

    • @moderatemapper9440
      @moderatemapper9440 3 роки тому +1

      @@theblackryvius6613 Yes. In Africa, majority of the places that are unsettled in their current country is because of the domination of 1 or two ethnic groups, or religion. It would be better if the countries were split in an equal manner. For example, Nigeria, Yourbas and Igbos get along but don't get along with people from the North, because of religious and cultural incompatibility, as well as the domination of the north over government. Even so, languages are different to ethnic groups, as for example, Han Chinese are the same ethnic group but speak different languages.

  • @SalvatoreBabones
    @SalvatoreBabones 3 роки тому +140

    As a supporter of this channel, I am quite upset to see my money going to pay for professional editing instead of for "a strange drink that will probably taste bad."

  • @Eburon
    @Eburon 3 роки тому +460

    Why does Belgium exist? Don't know, and I'm from the Flanders region (about 5km from the Wallonia border). I've got no problems with the French speaking part of the country, but it does seem to make more sense to me to just call it a day and divide the regions between France, the Netherlands and Germany. Not that I am actively pursuing this goal myself. The truth is that Belgium has too many governments and money is being squandered left and right. There are people who advocate for an independent Flanders, but for me that's the least desirable outcome

    • @jordanskene3243
      @jordanskene3243 3 роки тому +13

      Belgium exists for Chocolate of course haha

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +32

      Do you know Zondag met Lubach? It's a Dutch satirical news show. They made an item about their worries about Belgium and their answer was to add Wallonia to the Netherlands. Their reasoning was that Wallonia wants to be part of something, Flanders wants to be independent and we get the Ardennes xD

    • @piotrarturklos
      @piotrarturklos 3 роки тому +46

      This is the problem. One belgian guy wants to divide Belgium, another wants Flanders independent, yet another one wants to stay united. You've locked yourselves in this conundrum.

    • @Nicky_TM
      @Nicky_TM 3 роки тому +14

      Here’s the average Dutch person waiting for our Flemish brothers to reunite with us

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 роки тому +13

      Belgium is there to separate the Netherlands and France and stop German access to the sea.
      Its a v successful country.

  • @mastersingleton
    @mastersingleton 3 роки тому +92

    Belgium exists simply because of its famous beers, chocolates and waffles.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 роки тому +14

      Don't forget our yummy fries and terrible weather ☺️

    • @mastersingleton
      @mastersingleton 3 роки тому +6

      @@myra0224 Thanks for the friendly reminder of the famous Belgian Fries.

    • @20jumps
      @20jumps 3 роки тому +3

      @@mastersingleton French fries are belgian .

    • @ewoudalliet1734
      @ewoudalliet1734 3 роки тому +1

      The beer, chocolate and waffles in this region as well as their place in the region's culinary culture all (not all beers, but you know what I mean) predate the country. So, no.

    • @purbattle2282
      @purbattle2282 3 роки тому

      The weather is real xd, Always grey weather with rain

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj 3 роки тому +161

    Toycat: "This is why Belgium and indeed also Luxembourg split from the Kingdom of the Netherlands."
    Subtitles: "This is why Belgium and indeed also Luxembourg split from the Kingdom of Belevolence."
    Me, a Dutch person: YES

  • @meneither3834
    @meneither3834 3 роки тому +248

    Belgium exists because England didn't want France to annex it (cause let's be honest, they make a very poor job at being a buffer state.)

    • @matthings4133
      @matthings4133 3 роки тому +18

      Nah ww1 was a entente victory because of the delay of belgium

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 роки тому +21

      @@matthings4133 Had Belgium been in french hands Germany would have never gotten through it that easily. In fact Belgium's existence is a vital threat to France whenever there is an eastern threat.

    • @matthings4133
      @matthings4133 3 роки тому +18

      @@meneither3834 that is the case yes. But if belgium would have let through the germans as they asked to the war would be over by christmas and won by the germans. If it was in feench hands they would become partly german because of the franco prussian war. There was also a thing called the belgian revolution were belgians revolted for independance...

    • @Woeringen
      @Woeringen 3 роки тому +2

      Wrong.

    • @b.g.r.andreverbrugghe4207
      @b.g.r.andreverbrugghe4207 3 роки тому +2

      I think England would be fine if Belgium and The Netherlands would have remained one country. A stronger bufferstate. However, there were revolutions and violence. Belgium became independent. (And in future campaingns to remain independent other countries like France helped Belgium against The Netherlands until The Netherlands finaly recognised the new country and the borders were agreed upon. Well, almost. We still had to finetune the borders in the Baarle region, but this was postponed to be done in the future. ;) (But now it's nice, also for tourism, so the unique borders will stay.)

  • @ActualGoatUnicorn
    @ActualGoatUnicorn 3 роки тому +146

    Another reason Belarus exists is because Lukashenko is one of the only people Putin can rely on as aconsistent yesman

    • @Nooticus
      @Nooticus 3 роки тому +6

      THIS

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, so we're completely gonna ignore the fact that it's a former successor of the Great Duchy of Lithuania which got rid of the crusaders influence in Southern Europe, or that we saved Austria's butt from Turkey in the Battle of Vienna in 1683 just to have our territories divided among Austria, Prussia and Russia. We deserve to exist, but ya'll were all ignoring us when we asked to support us against Soviet Russia.

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 3 роки тому +1

      @@ronaldweasly7020 i know right
      belrus guys we existense

    • @malaxes
      @malaxes 3 роки тому

      @@ronaldweasly7020 You could have been part of Poland but you turned against Poland and chose to be part of Soviet Union so you get what you people wanted. If you thought you will be independent so as you see you have been fooled. You have a place on the map but your car will be deciding about your future. Anyway I wish you that this will change somewhere in the future.

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 3 роки тому

      @@malaxes what kind of bs is this? We were never part of Poland, we were part of the commonwealth!!! And even so, we didn't have full consent in this, our delegation protested against, but it was still decided for us in the end. The same with the Soviet Union- we tried creating a separate country BNR, but no one accepted us and the Soviets created their own BSSR in response. We had Slutsk rebellion against the Poles and the Soviets during the war of 1919-1921. Mere peasantry fought for freedom, but were soon ended by the Soviets. It was never our choice to begin with, stop acting like you know everything.

  • @JPprivate1
    @JPprivate1 3 роки тому +36

    Actually, the really fun fact re San Marino is that it's continued existence is based on the fact that Garibaldi (the guy who united Italy) and fought for the different Italian states to join had to flee anti-unification forces and hid in San Marino. As thanks, he told them they could remain independent.

  • @sebastianrose6248
    @sebastianrose6248 3 роки тому +48

    ,,How does belgium exist, surrownded by so many other mayor powers and not get taken up by one of them“
    Well me as a german can say u atleast, we tried it, and that not only once lol

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 роки тому +5

      With great respect I disagree.
      The German armies on several occasions used Belgium as an autobahn to bypass certain obstructions, but never took Belgium to be a country as such
      ;)

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 роки тому

      @@trueriver1950 We did fight back though! Didn't succeed too well... But we got part of Germany afterwards so who cares 😂
      Our politics don't... Literally, they ignore that whole part of Belgium, it's quite sad 😬

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому

      @@myra0224 your politics generally disregard anything south of Charleroi-Namur-Liege

    • @cookie856
      @cookie856 3 роки тому

      @@blanco7726 As someone living there, kinda. But at least local politics don't? XD

  • @Typhyr
    @Typhyr 3 роки тому +35

    Belgium is held together by the incredibly tangled political mess it is and can’t be untangled.

  • @soumitrade010
    @soumitrade010 3 роки тому +30

    So are we going to ignore the fact that the picture literally states why does France speak French?

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 3 роки тому +3

      I still can’t wrap my head around it.

  • @lordmctheobalt
    @lordmctheobalt 3 роки тому +27

    6:38 "Belgium is Catholic, while the Netherlands is one of those other weird sects" - absolutely based ibxtoycat goes full on DEUS VULT! lol

  • @daringdare5078
    @daringdare5078 3 роки тому +92

    Honestly, I’m surprised Hungary still exists after all the punishment it’s been through.

  • @johnlockeac7288
    @johnlockeac7288 3 роки тому +10

    Keep up these great geography videos man. I absolutely heckin love them. Your format is simple and easy to digest. no cuts or anything. Great work!

  • @GermanK13
    @GermanK13 3 роки тому +37

    As a latin american, I have never heard someone here asking why Portugal isn't part of Spain, only north americans and europeans ask that, and that is as ignorant as say "why Caucasian people don't create just one unified country", "why the Central America don't unify with Mexico" or "why the -stans aren't united".

    • @sauronsmundwinkel
      @sauronsmundwinkel 3 роки тому +5

      Tbh, as a european i'd say we are living in the 21st century and making countrys based on ethnicity is such a 20th century thing. Ethnocountrys should be a thingnof the past.

    • @dearg_doom
      @dearg_doom 3 роки тому +2

      @@sauronsmundwinkel Why?

    • @sauronsmundwinkel
      @sauronsmundwinkel 3 роки тому +3

      @@dearg_doom because we had enough wars about who is what and who isnt. and they just a huge waste of everything

    • @nartworks557
      @nartworks557 3 роки тому

      @@skoochoo5851 💀💀 bro what

    • @nartworks557
      @nartworks557 3 роки тому +2

      honestly i don’t see the point in making central america unite with mexico but like it would make sense, wether people wanna admit it or not all the countries in central america are near culturally identical compared to countries in south america

  • @cry0genic784
    @cry0genic784 3 роки тому +50

    "Sweden is filled with Swedish people."
    Damn what year did you record this in?

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 3 роки тому +8

      based

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on what you mean with Swedish doesnt it.

    • @hansberger4939
      @hansberger4939 3 роки тому +1

      The large majority is sweedish but "filled"? there are only 10 mio people.

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 роки тому

      From future when Sweden really contain people instead bunch wood on cold wasteland

    • @Spacemongerr
      @Spacemongerr 2 роки тому

      80% of people in sweden are born in sweden. More have swedish citizenship. 75% of everyone there has a Swedish parent.
      Top immigrant countries are Syria, Finland, Iraq and Poland.

  • @goncalolauret2039
    @goncalolauret2039 3 роки тому +20

    I´m portuguese and the Spanish tryed to conquer us lots of times during History, but we always managed to maintain our independence. There was even a time when Spain controled Portugal because our king died without having descendants but we recovered our independence after 60 years.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 3 роки тому +2

      It was a union

    • @joaofernandes2827
      @joaofernandes2827 3 роки тому +2

      The King of Spain become also king of Portugal by right , and it become two countries under the same king.

    • @argeuventurini
      @argeuventurini 3 роки тому

      Only Napoleon managed to do that. And this helped Brazil to grow :) Thanks Napoleon

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 3 роки тому

      @@argeuventurini Do what?

    • @argeuventurini
      @argeuventurini 3 роки тому

      @@luismarques9280 conquer Portugal, making Don João VI run to Brazil

  • @HD82345
    @HD82345 3 роки тому +25

    “Why does a country exist when it doesn’t have its own language”
    *Me sitting here like*
    Americans speak English Canadians speak English. Like all of Central America and most of South America speak Spanish. Bunch of countries in Africa speak French… all the countries in the Middle East speak Arabic (sure different dialects but still technically all Arabic)

    • @will7922
      @will7922 3 роки тому +1

      not "most", less than half of South Americans speak Spanish.

    • @will7922
      @will7922 3 роки тому +1

      @@GGdL08 Português e espanhol não são as únicas línguas faladas na América do Sul.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +1

      He kinda changed that argument to "Why does a country exist when it doesn't have a single unifying language". But there's still Switzerland so.

    • @rhythmicmusicswap4173
      @rhythmicmusicswap4173 3 роки тому +1

      you have point,though in europe the idea that a country doesn't have its own language it's considered lot of time weird

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 3 роки тому

      @@Liggliluff and the u.s doesn't have an official language

  • @Sophie-dt3ck
    @Sophie-dt3ck 3 роки тому +25

    Not simply cultural consistence. But also consistence of time. Portugal has been a unified and official country much longer than Spain. Indeed, even the language and its precursors came before Spain's. Among its reasons for existing, well. It just always has existed, put simply.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 роки тому

      Spain (actually its predecessor Castille) is also to thank for that, since the Castillian invasion in the 1383-1385 sowed the seeds of Portuguese nationality

  • @michelleken.
    @michelleken. 3 роки тому +25

    Actually 60% op Belgian population speaks Dutch (Flemish) as their first language.
    And as you can see Flemish people speak way more French as a second language than Walloons speak Dutch as a second language, while Dutch is clearly the biggest language in Belgium. This is one of the reasons there are frustrations in Belgium.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like people think Belgium is French because of Brussels and the majority speaking French there

    • @michelleken.
      @michelleken. 3 роки тому +6

      @@myra0224 yes indeed, unfortunately the majoruty of Brussel's population speaks French, altough originally being a Flemish city that only spoke Flemish (Dutch). But the vast majority of the Belgian population in total speaks Flemish (Dutch).

    • @carthkaras6449
      @carthkaras6449 3 роки тому +1

      @@michelleken. and before that we spoke the gaulish language of our ancestor the eburons... a least the french kept some gaulish words and phonology from our ancestors.

    • @carthkaras6449
      @carthkaras6449 3 роки тому +3

      the "they speak a lot more French" is really relative ... And if the Walloons don't like to speak Flemish it is because, and it is a shared feeling, they think that the Flemings don't like them. And they have every reason to think so with the Flemish politicians and media who when they show Wallonia present random hobo.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 роки тому +1

      @@carthkaras6449 Honestly, Wallonia doesn't like Flanders either. I feel like it's because they're kinda stuck in time and can't grow a lot anymore. Which is sad, because they just need some help with it and I wish Belgium as a whole could work on that.
      In Brussels, it's mainly French that gets spoken but Flanders has more population than Wallonia so there would be more Dutch-speakers

  • @charles727727
    @charles727727 3 роки тому +4

    3 Essential reasons why Belgium exists: It is the country who invented "French" Fries , makes the best chocolate on the planet and brews best beer in the world bar none.

  • @quatreunhuit
    @quatreunhuit 3 роки тому +13

    8:42 They always talk about the Congo when it comes to belgian imperialism, but everyone always leaves out Rwanda and (especially) Burundi.

    • @Akrilloth
      @Akrilloth 3 роки тому +1

      People usually don't get that far into the atrocities of king douchebagpold before having "seen enough"

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 3 роки тому

      @@Akrilloth The king didn't actually do anything. He was thousands of kilometers away and leased lands in congo to various companies. These companies are the ones who did the shitty stuff.

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому

      @@Akrilloth Rwanda and Burundi only became under Belgian rule after WWI, king Leopold II was dead by that time.

  • @estraume
    @estraume 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: Russia tried to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein before they sold it to USA.

  • @lightsoda7445
    @lightsoda7445 3 роки тому +19

    Without going off-topic, blaming the Congo 'Free' State on just the king is kind of like blaming the fuhrer of Germany for WWII and absconding from regret. You can't orchestrate both without the participation of soldiers, envoys and tradesmen - and both resulted in not just deaths/atrocities but also a syphoning of resources, which made it's way to Belgium's society. You don't have to take responsibility but to not acknowledge it as an error in your country's shared history is kind of a cop-out tbh.

    • @thorvanheghe4023
      @thorvanheghe4023 3 роки тому +3

      Who says we don't acknowledge it?

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 3 роки тому +1

      Except the Fuhrer did orchestrate these things, while the Belgian king didn't do anything. He owned lands thousands of kilometers away, and leased it to companies. These companies committed the atrocities. It is so completely dishonoust when you see those lists of most evil people placing the king among the likes of Hitler.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому +1

      That money made its way into building palaces and cathedrals, not into society

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому

      We recognise what happened under the reign of King Leopold II. But you should know that until recently historians did not have access to all the documents of that period. So before these documents, we simply did not know what exactly happened in Congo Free State when it was privately owned by the king. Now we learn at school what really happened and why Congo was donated to the state of Belgium by its king. Of course, the state of Belgium must take responsibility for the misdeeds that happened under the regime of the Belgian government. However, these outrages are similar to other European countries and their colonies' policies. But you cannot say that Belgium does not admit what happened under the policy of King Leopold II. After all, it was he who allowed all those trading companies in Congo. The soldiers, the ordinary people, did not have much choice but to follow the orders of their king. Before Congo became Belgian property, there were no Belgians living there. This only happened when Congo came into the hands of the state of Belgium.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 3 роки тому

      @@lieselotdevos9253 'donate' under international pressure, because it was an absolute fuckery

  • @Mothyave
    @Mothyave 3 роки тому +21

    As a Polish person, I very much don't want Belarus to be officially swallowed by Russia, it's bad enough as it is. Case an point: current Poland-Belarus border situation.

    • @Vescilla
      @Vescilla 3 роки тому +7

      Not only for our benefit, people of Belarus want democracy and other countries should support them. I live in Białystok, which is like 60 km from the Poland-Belarus border and we had a couple of big protests supporting Belarussians protesting against Lukashenka.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 3 роки тому +3

      Russia will allow Belarus to exist for as long as the government stays pro-russia. Russia is definitely going to support a coup or organise another sketchy referendum if Belarus becomes a pro-EU country in the future. Russia doesnt want a pro-EU country right next to Moscow and other big cities in the surrounding areas.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 3 роки тому +5

      @clouds yeah. But the government is not. And they make the decisions.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 2 роки тому

      If Alex had a choice with Belarus, Belarus would of been annexed by Russia. The problem is that the Russian government won't annex it because they would have to dump money into the region to upgrade it to Russian standards and Alex already follows Putin's orders anyways so it's better off being its own nation plus with the current bullshit off invading Ukraine to keep it out of NATO, Belarus buffers Russia from this problem on some spots.

  • @kotsunia
    @kotsunia 3 роки тому +6

    1:01
    It's simple we haven't been annexed by Spain yet.
    Wooden spoons, baker woman, somehow being more powerful than your enemy even though you're out numbered, Heróis do mar, nationalist
    Feeling (no clue what name is), and England

  • @lars9255
    @lars9255 3 роки тому +8

    As a Belgian, some extra (political) insights.
    The top part wants to split from the bottom (french side) because they differ massively politicaly.
    Flanders is mainly right leaning while Wallonia is basically entirely left.
    The percentage of people on welfare benefits in Wallonia is also massive compared to Flanders so they feel like they are paying for Wallonian people 'not working' and are angry about it.
    While a lot of Wallonian people feel like the Flemish are antisocial.
    Politicaly each part already has its own government with the Belgian government overseeing the major stuff. To illustrate how different each part is in opinions, the Flemish government is usually formed within days as well as the Wallonian.
    The Belgian government needs a majority to 'be formed' this has set records every election of being the longest formation ever, basically every time we vote it takes 1-2 years before an actual government is formed.
    As for seeing us split, I do think politically we will get rid of the Belgian overarching government and basically stay a country with each part governing themselves. So we will basically be a country but only in name.
    The reason we will never split entirely is because Wallonia just doesn't want to and you need a 2/3 majority to have a political chance at doing this. More than half of Flemish would be open to splitting up entirely but considering our entire population that's still nowhere near enough.
    Only scenario is if the biggest flemish national party gets a Flemish majority (which is near impossible in our political system) there's no chance of this ever happening, and even then, rules will need to be bent a lot.
    Me personally, I am for splitting politically as the gap in opinions between the two sides is just to enormous and this would solve most of the tention so we can stay 'together' in name only. Keeping close economical bonds.

  • @jfrancobelge
    @jfrancobelge 3 роки тому +20

    Living where I live really makes me feel European - and I love that. I am a Frenchman, originally from Western France, who lives in Eastern Belgium, close to the borders with Luxembourg (20 minutes drive) and Germany (30 minutes drive). I live in a French-speaking town but our neighbors in the next town speak German though still in Belgium, and many of them are actually bilingual German-French. And of course the Luxemburgers have their own language which is basically a Germanic idiom with some French influence; in practice they are trilingual Luxemburgish-French-German, and these actually are the three official languages of the country. And I'm personally fluent in French (mother tongue) and English, I get along pretty well in German, and I'm at least able to read basic Luxemburgish and Dutch, plus notions of Spanish and Italian. Let's not forget to mention the tourists who come visit us from Flanders and the Netherlands, these ones speak Dutch (though Flemish Dutch and Dutch Dutch are kind of different) so that's a fourth language and a fourth country commonly in the area. So, for me normal life is about three/four countries and three/four languages, not to mention English and my native country, France. When I go visit my family in France, hundreds of kilometers away from the closest border, and for some time live in a French-only environment, that is weird to me.

  • @RosePencil
    @RosePencil 3 роки тому +3

    0:54 “the Belgian person editing this video can confirm this”
    Me: Wait, this video is EDITED?!

  • @HTS_Editor_Jack
    @HTS_Editor_Jack 2 роки тому +2

    ibx2cat, so low budget that there aren’t any apostrophes in the title.

  • @nicholas3435
    @nicholas3435 3 роки тому +36

    By the way, as far as European central figures go, given how Maia Sandu is also 48, she is impressively attractive. Just need to throw that out there so that toycat doesn't mention it.

    • @lb2kxx
      @lb2kxx 3 роки тому +1

      kinda true

  • @kniddelliz7512
    @kniddelliz7512 3 роки тому +6

    As a national of one of those countries that "shouldn't exist," I find this a very creative video. Why do we exist? Impossible to answer. Most likely a combination of money, politics, strategic alliances, and frankly it would just be undiplomatic to come invade us now after all this time. And then Europe is still living with the memories of WW2, so peace is important.

  • @paggity977
    @paggity977 3 роки тому +12

    why do i enjoy this channel more than his main channel

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 3 роки тому +9

      Geography is nice (👍≖‿‿≖)👍

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 роки тому

      @@PurPurDot ...and Minecraft is boring
      ???

  • @baum7275
    @baum7275 2 роки тому

    To clear up the language situation a bit: most people do not speak Walloon in Belgium, they generally speak French that has been influenced by Walloon. It is somewhat just semantics but generally linguists would say it’s the Walloon dialect of Standard French.
    It‘s similar to how most Germans speak “dialects“ of standard German that have been heavily influenced by the local German ”idioms“, not the historic idioms themselves, but often laypeople don’t make a difference but for linguistics it is important. Particularly in the North, where Low German (a language closer to Dutch than Standard German) was traditionally the local language, only few people actually speak the historic idiom today, with others speaking a High German based dialect with Low German features (ich > ik, das > dit, kaufen > koofen) but when you compare this to historic Low German texts, you see a clear break from tradition, explained by a transition to High German, when it became the political, economic prestige language. This is quite different to, say, Swiss German or Austro-Bavarian, where a lot of people speak dialects that that may have been influenced by Standard German but they still show a clear unbroken tradition from the idioms spoken before the advent of Standard German.
    Of course a lot of this is debatable bc dialect / language is only loosely defined. However, one major difference I think you can see is a young child from Walloon will have no trouble understanding Standard French without training, whereas for example there are really villages in Austria where young children will struggle to understand Standard German until they are trained in it at school. Also I have never heard of somebody learning French and saying it is difficult to get by in Belgium, but many German learners will have a hard time in Austria and Switzerland, until they learn enough of the dialect bc it is that different and common enough to cause problems to those who don’t understand

  • @oteragard8077
    @oteragard8077 3 роки тому +4

    "The quality of these videos won't get any better" I mean sure, but you kinda accidentally stumbled upon some great content here. I know it's sarcastic and it's obviously biased by the experience of someone living in the UK, but you're open and up front about it all and yet there's some quite specific facts about each place you still manage to pull that most of us don't know. I heard that bit about Andorra once but completely forgot it. I don't think I'm gonna forget this time lol
    In short, thank you
    I really appreciate this channel

  • @ronaldweasly7020
    @ronaldweasly7020 3 роки тому +2

    Belarusian IS NOT similar to Russian. It's a historical fact that during the 1654-1667 war the Russian delegation needed an interpreter because they couldn't understand old Belarusian language. + Our ancestors were Baltic+ Slavic tribes whereas Russia's ancestors were predominantly Finno-Ugric tribes. WE ARE AN ABSOLUTELY DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUP .The reason for us to speak mostly Russian is because we were intensely assimilated during the last 200 years.

  • @chibar
    @chibar 3 роки тому +3

    I love how niche this channel is and it's always a must click

  • @liamgriffin218
    @liamgriffin218 3 роки тому +1

    7:12
    My 1st thought was "Why are the Germans included in that picture of the Benelux?"
    My 2nd thought was "Oh yeah... Germany loves meddling in Benelux affairs."

  • @Juanthar
    @Juanthar 3 роки тому +29

    As a Belgian, we don't know

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 3 роки тому +2

      Then our education system has failed you...

    • @nietaiden4436
      @nietaiden4436 3 роки тому +1

      @@MaestroBlur r/wooooooosh

  • @stagnatedsand6609
    @stagnatedsand6609 3 роки тому +1

    Denmark exists for the sole purpose of Lego and Windmills, also getting made fun of by the rest of Scandinavia for being flat

  • @Titan55555
    @Titan55555 3 роки тому +4

    As a Romanian, i see Moldova as a sibling stolen from us by Russia. It would be awesome if we were reunited

  • @WarriorPNG
    @WarriorPNG 2 роки тому +1

    Belgium exists so sabaton could make a cool song about the Chasseurs Ardennais's motto

  • @liamfarrell2215
    @liamfarrell2215 3 роки тому +15

    Belguim exists for waffles and without belguim there would be no waffles. And people say we live in the darkest timeline

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 3 роки тому

      The Netherlands has waffles wtf yoy mean 😂 and we make better belgian waffles honestly

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому

      Different version of waffles exists. We have them in the German Rhineland too. But the Belgian once are thicker.

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw The waffles that we know of today where invented in Belgium

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому

      You forget our chocolate and beer

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 3 роки тому

      @@lieselotdevos9253 duh, but dutch waffles are better

  • @Delta_47
    @Delta_47 3 роки тому +7

    Q: Why is Portugal so small
    A: The Portuguese king died without heir. The Spanish Crown got a personal union over Portugal, controlling Portugal to a certain extent, but still keeping Portugal as an independent country and not really part of Spain. Spain was having some trouble as well and took Portugal down the line, losing a lot of colonies and overseas territory.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 3 роки тому +3

      Portugal is not small in Europe. As matter fact at some point, Portugal controlled a vry large part of the world!

  • @dudamonas2450
    @dudamonas2450 3 роки тому +48

    You forgot to say that Portugal was “incorporated” for like 70 years in the 1400’s

    • @goganii
      @goganii 3 роки тому +8

      you mean 1500s and 1600s ?

    • @dudamonas2450
      @dudamonas2450 3 роки тому +3

      @@goganii yeah yeah, sorry for the mistake mate, I got confused and actually didn't know where the 3rd dinasty was located in time

    • @carlosmagalhaes7109
      @carlosmagalhaes7109 3 роки тому +1

      1580-1640

    • @easytiger6570
      @easytiger6570 3 роки тому +9

      A union is different from being incorporated

    • @dudamonas2450
      @dudamonas2450 3 роки тому +1

      @@easytiger6570 eh, at the time Portugal was basically annexed by Spain, so I think it counts

  • @pedrothevenard
    @pedrothevenard 3 роки тому +2

    The proper question should be, why does any country in Europe exist? Every single country in the last 1000 years changed size or name or language dozens of times, actually Portugal is the absolute most rock solid contry in Europe, almost never changing anything (geographically speaking in the continent), France changed so many times that it's impossible to count, Germany was dozens of different countries, Austria, Spain, Italy, even Greece or every single other big or small country is the same, England (which is reasonably stable) changed size many times, specially gaining our losing half of France, I'm not even gonna start on Croatia or Slovakia or Serbia or anything close to them, there's no reason for any country to exist, other than they exist BECAUSE THEY CAN, they fought, defended or bought enough to exist, that's it.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 3 роки тому

      Exactly, Portugal is the oldest Europe's nation state with unchanged borders

  • @somerandomaccount_whocares
    @somerandomaccount_whocares 3 роки тому +3

    Portugal exists because during the reconquest, a knight stood out and the king of Spain gave him portugal. Then they wanted independence, and they fought for it, in a very important battle.

  • @giacomomariomenegola2036
    @giacomomariomenegola2036 3 роки тому +3

    2:27 “Spain is the weirder country to exist rather than Portugal” ‘cause of them having been separate and having different languages.
    Meanwhile Italians: *have 20 different Regions due to the same (almost) reasons, 1 of which speaks French and another speaks German*

  • @GPXBrent
    @GPXBrent 3 роки тому +18

    Religion isn't actually the main reason for the splitting of Belgium. King Willem van Oranje often neglected the people of the so-called Southern Netherlands, mainly for speaking French. After an opera, the Belgian people came on the streets, demanding Willem to go away. Belgium was allowed to be a country, as long as they stayed neutral. The irony is that for many years until a little after WWII, the Dutch-speaking people in Belgium got oppressed by the French-speaking people.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 роки тому +3

      Why doesn't this have more likes??
      Like honestly, thank you for educating a bit more about our history 💖
      It's ironic how the tables turned so much about who's more powerful/rich in Belgium, Flanders or Wallonia

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 3 роки тому +3

      AAnd then people are like: why did so many Flemish side with the Germans during the wars... well yeah, the Germans offered the Flemish a better deal than what the Frenchies we formed a country with offered. Why on earth should the Flemish people have stayed loyal to a country that looked down on them.

    • @gamemasteroffun
      @gamemasteroffun 3 роки тому

      I assume this willem van oranje is the same person as William of Orange the English monarch correct?

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому

      @@gamemasteroffun No the Dutch monarch, from the Netherlands

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 роки тому

      Ew French 🤮🤮🤮🤮- Konig Willem van Oranje

  • @thespookprod
    @thespookprod 2 роки тому

    i think i could listen to you for hours. This never happened to me with a youtuber. You have real talent, keep up the good work man!

  • @geosophik9369
    @geosophik9369 3 роки тому +6

    You forgot to include United Kingdom. Equally dumb to exist given the fact that it's a union of 4 kingdoms: Wales, Scotland, Ireland (north) and England. Each still has their own language and culture (although in decay). The people in Spain, Switzerland and Belgium are just better at keeping their identities ;)

  • @chao3948
    @chao3948 3 роки тому +2

    > Why doesn't Belgium split? They speak diferent languages!
    > Why isn't Portugal and Spain one country?
    bruh

  • @Potatotenkopf
    @Potatotenkopf 3 роки тому +31

    Don't bully him he's trying his best :(

  • @aminadabbrulle8252
    @aminadabbrulle8252 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, Belarus still has government in exile back from its 1919 incarnation, residing in Canada.

  • @NautyCat
    @NautyCat 3 роки тому +7

    7:12 The man on the left was the chancellor-candidate for the CDU in Germany. He lost the election.

  • @aayushsharma4857
    @aayushsharma4857 3 роки тому +1

    There's Belgium for having trouble with 2 languages and then there's India with 26 recognized languages and hundred's of dialects still managed to be united

  • @neyte7313
    @neyte7313 3 роки тому +9

    Also, when we talk about Belarus, it's very important to separate the government and literally everyone else. Unification with Russia is the worst nightmare for everyone I know, and even the government only uses the unification as a THREAT to intimidate the society. Basically very few people want Russians to take over, (and we are also easily offended when called white Russians - it's the same as if Scottish people were called North English).

    • @pavelandel1538
      @pavelandel1538 3 роки тому +1

      do people speak predominantly Belorussian or Russian in Belarus in everyday life?

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 3 роки тому

      @@pavelandel1538 Russian, unfortunately, because we have bean assimilated for more than 200 years by Russia's constant propaganda

  • @viloxy
    @viloxy 3 роки тому +1

    The way toycat pronounces Lukashenko is hilarious

  • @tomw4637
    @tomw4637 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve never considered using patreon to give money to anyone.
    Toycat tells me he will waste it and we shouldn’t give it to him
    Now I want to donate

  • @wedonteatbears
    @wedonteatbears 3 роки тому +10

    Calling European countries' existence dumb makes the most Anschluss statement ever

  • @WindrunnerB4
    @WindrunnerB4 3 роки тому +6

    My favorite part of the “why does [country name] ...?” Is “why does France speak French?”
    Edit: maybe “why does Austria have a navy?”

  • @MurdokEXTRA
    @MurdokEXTRA 2 роки тому +1

    Saying Belarus is the same thing as White Russia is like saying Corwall is basically Eastern Wales. Belarus and Russia take their name from Kievian Rus and the general region of Ruthenia. Rus isn't the same as Russia and it never was.

  • @itsarnieho
    @itsarnieho 3 роки тому +7

    Whenever toy cat tells me not to pay for his patreon the more I want to do it

  • @lieselotdevos9253
    @lieselotdevos9253 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact about Belgium, The Netherlands and Luxembourgh. Their union (Benelux) is literally the foundation of the EU. So why do these countries exist again?

  • @rejereal42623
    @rejereal42623 3 роки тому +7

    Mumbo once asked "Is belgium actually a real country"

  • @TYsdrawkcaB
    @TYsdrawkcaB 3 роки тому +2

    Hello! I’m (not) toycat, and welcome back to (what is not) a second channel video! This is (probably not) everyone’s favourite series where we talk about geography and the WORLD **does hand-signal-movement-thingy** and stuff!

  • @niti7ks
    @niti7ks 3 роки тому +7

    Of all the European countries whose existence could be questioned, you really left Kosovo out which would make the greatest discussion of them all. It's like talking about football and not mentioning Ronaldo or Messi.
    On one side, Serbia claims Kosovo to be its own territory although Kosovo declared independence after a referendum and a brutal war. On the other hand, the population consists of 90% Albanians of which some want to join the neighbouring Albania.

    • @speedyhamburger
      @speedyhamburger 3 роки тому

      Ssshhhhh you anger the Serbs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 3 роки тому

      To lose independence Kosovo would have to be independent first. UN resolution 1244 prevents Kosovo from being independent without a war.

    • @niti7ks
      @niti7ks 3 роки тому +1

      @@abhabh6896 UN Res. 1244 specified UNMIK (Kosovo Interim Government 1999-2008) until Kosovo declared independence in 2008 which the International Court of Justice ruled as lawful. Therefore, Res. 1244 is overruled by a UN court.

  • @Frang14998
    @Frang14998 3 роки тому +2

    Great topic toycat, Belgium grinds my gears and doesn't make sense at all!! I love your content!

  • @PhilfreezeCH
    @PhilfreezeCH 3 роки тому +4

    10:50 Switzerland and Lichtenstein could theoretically merge but there really is no reason to do so. We share almost everything already and it Lichtenstein would have to give up some tax and banking shenanigans if they were to join Switzerland. Nobody, not even Switzerlands, really wants that though.

  • @xcoder1122
    @xcoder1122 3 роки тому +1

    You are turning things around here: People don't live in the same country because they used to speak the same language, if they speak the same language, it's because they used to live in the same country for long enough and at some point either one of the languages spoken there became dominant or the language we know today is a mixture of the languages people used to speak before that language was formed. Countries where this is not the case are countries that don't exist long enough as a country or are filled with people that don't feel like being an integral part of that country and prefer to focus on how they differ from the rest of the country and may one day even want to separate from it again. In Switzerland there are still 4 official languages, but one of them is slowly dying out, so in several hundred years, there may be only 3 left.

  • @GlitterendeEenhoorn
    @GlitterendeEenhoorn 3 роки тому +3

    Luxemburg exists because of sexism/patriarchy. They were part of the Dutch Kingdom, but when the Netherlands got a queen (Wilhelmina) The Luxemburgers were like omg a woman that’s against our law and they split of and went on with the nephew or something something.

  • @blufferfish0896
    @blufferfish0896 3 роки тому +2

    5:18
    “I *had* to speak with my girlfriend recently”
    This does not sound like a healthy relationship

  • @jerrodbroholm4338
    @jerrodbroholm4338 3 роки тому +4

    The Maginot Line memes were on point. Got a solid chuckle out of me.

  • @andreakopyan9714
    @andreakopyan9714 3 роки тому +1

    the best channel right before bed, it’s gonna be a good night

  • @Langharig_Tuig
    @Langharig_Tuig 3 роки тому +4

    Reminder that under their own guarantee of independence Belgium should be returned to the Netherlands
    Article 7 of the Treat of London 1839, never forget

  • @carlosvalentim7130
    @carlosvalentim7130 2 роки тому +1

    Why does dumbest Portugal exist?
    Portugal has been a country since 1143, many tried to conquer it and failed, it became the first world power and unlike Spain and the United Kingdom, it has no separatist movements...

  • @MrTohawk
    @MrTohawk 3 роки тому +4

    A language is just a dialect with an army and a flag. That's so true

    • @mikeberkshire8579
      @mikeberkshire8579 3 роки тому +2

      Iceland and Costa Rica would like a word with you.

  • @tomfrazier1103
    @tomfrazier1103 3 роки тому +1

    As someone said "When you don't set the parking brakes on your tank."

  • @PowerHamster
    @PowerHamster 3 роки тому +3

    Slight correction on Montenegro, Serbia and Montenegro were always inhabited by Serbs but because of the constant wars in Balkans they couldn't really merge together until Yugoslavia. Ever before that Montenegro's most wanted wish was to unite with Serbia. It got seperated in 2006. by referendum after their dictator Djukanović (former pro-Serb) decided "Montenegrin" is a term and brainwashed people into thinking like that. Luckily, new president was elected last year and people are proud of their origin and wast majority of Montenegro people call themselves Serbs. If it was to the people, they would probably be united by now but we will se what comes of it.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 3 роки тому

      It wasnt president but prime minister and he sucks too. Its like people living here font have an opinion because our government behaves contrary to our brliefs. Example. Government likes NATO....people hate it. World thinks of us as pri west ehole people are strongly pro east.

  • @SiqueScarface
    @SiqueScarface 3 роки тому +1

    Why does Belarus exist?
    During the Middle Ages, the Grand Duke of Lithuania was one of the most powerful monarchs in Europe, and after the Mongol invasion in the 13th and 14th century, managed to grab large swaths of the former Kievan Rus. He also managed to stop the expansion of the Teutonic Order along the Baltic sea, and went to be elected King of Poland, forming the union of Poland-Lithuania, which ran from the Baltic Sea to the borders of the Ottoman Empire. After some shifting of internal borders, the Kingdom of Poland consisted mainly of today's Poland and Ukraine, and Lithuania of today's Lithuania and Belarus, with Belarus being the slavonic speaking part of the country, and today's Lithuania speaking Lithuanian, a Baltic language. Due to several uprisings of the Cossacks, Poland-Lithuania lost control of the Ukraine, which joined Russia as autonomous territory. At the end of the 18th century, rivaling powers Prussia, Hapsburg and Russia managed to split the remaining Poland-Lithuania between them, and all of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania went to Russia, where Belarus was split off from Lithuania as its own province. In the aftermath of World War I., the Russian Revolutions of 1917 and the following civil war, Poland and Lithuania gained sovereignty, the Ukraine and Belarus remained with Russia, but being in a somewhat twilight status. They were separate states within the Soviet Union. Belarus and the Ukraine had their own soccer associations, and were playing in international tournaments under their own flag until the final break-up of the Soviet Union, where each former state within the union became its own country.

  • @sequenc
    @sequenc 3 роки тому +5

    belgium, with a 99% literacy rate:

  • @VittRomani
    @VittRomani 3 роки тому

    The answer to "why that small state exists?" is always "england needed it to declare war on someone".

  • @PhilfreezeCH
    @PhilfreezeCH 3 роки тому +3

    Germany tried to fix this twice but both times the international community disapproved.

    • @roccosoldi8678
      @roccosoldi8678 3 роки тому +1

      Netherlands and Belgium have more of a right to exist than "Germany". International community please help us! We've been occupied since 1871!

  • @Betrunkenes.Huhn.
    @Betrunkenes.Huhn. 3 роки тому +1

    Belgium exists, so someone is gonna be upset, when you call them "french" fries.

  • @tonymatic1704
    @tonymatic1704 3 роки тому +6

    14:12 map is innacurae bc yugoslavia didn't obey stalin, it's actualy a saying in the balkans when Tito told Stalin Niet

  • @RockBrentwood
    @RockBrentwood 3 роки тому +1

    "Why do Europe's dumbest countries exist" - backup countries in case the other ones fail and fall apart again; all set to germinate like tiny seeds for future empires, like that itty bitty city state in the 700BC's known as Rome. So ... that would be San Marino, today: the Minas Tirith of a future Gondor, because its capital hill actually *does* look like Minas Tirith.

  • @josefranco4739
    @josefranco4739 3 роки тому +5

    Actually Spain tried countless times to invade Portugal, but they always lost those wars!

  • @JunioSonicT.Hedgehog
    @JunioSonicT.Hedgehog 2 роки тому +1

    as a romanian, i like that we ask ourselvs about our intetnet. we are * S P E E D *