Dating a Naruto fan

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 174

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 2 місяці тому +812

    Fun fact: the mangaka stopped using the hand signs because they were hard to draw

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 2 місяці тому +75

      I think it just took too much space since it had individual panels per sign, but it's probably both

    • @DeathCrunch
      @DeathCrunch 2 місяці тому +76

      You mean that only beginner Ninjas that need them to focus their chakra.
      Not that Kishimoto is lazy.

    • @J.Crime123
      @J.Crime123 2 місяці тому +89

      ​@@DeathCrunchexactly. Just like Saiyajin get bright Hair. Thats just what happenes when you get stronger and has nothing to do with Toriyama getting sick of colouring all the Hair black on every Panel.

    • @DeathCrunch
      @DeathCrunch 2 місяці тому +31

      @@J.Crime123 Or why Frieza was in thr tournament of power, its because plot something something thematics and that.
      Nothing to do with Cell being over designed and hard to draw.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 місяці тому +17

      @@J.Crime123 Being so powerful you can break the fourth wall and give your maker a break

  • @TheRozhaz
    @TheRozhaz 2 місяці тому +448

    "Ugh! One of the forbidden techniques - Abortion no jitsu"

  • @spuckmcduck
    @spuckmcduck 2 місяці тому +788

    Pregnancy? That's related to sex. Sounds like someone needs a demonetization...

    • @maddo-hq9jr
      @maddo-hq9jr 2 місяці тому +23

      Very observasive and straight foreward. Thx for the effort to clean out this corner of the internet! 😎👍

    • @karlkarlsson9126
      @karlkarlsson9126 2 місяці тому

      Disgusting. I'm here with my 2 year old son and both of you guys sit here and talk about sex, now he's asking all kind of questions. Get a life.

    • @mord-seed
      @mord-seed 2 місяці тому +22

      Naruto fans don't have sex. It's closer to slandering I guess

    • @PhilosoG
      @PhilosoG 2 місяці тому +1

      UA-cam: Reeeeeeeee

    • @megustAslagt
      @megustAslagt 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@mord-seedthat sounds like they're bullying too in this video: a ToS violation!

  • @J.Crime123
    @J.Crime123 2 місяці тому +204

    Thats BS because that would imply that Naruto fans do it also outside of their Bodypillows of Sasuke.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 2 місяці тому +1

      It's a teen pregnancy

    • @dimitardimitrov9482
      @dimitardimitrov9482 2 місяці тому +2

      Balls deep in this Sasuke body pillow is such a bliss.

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 2 місяці тому

      @@dimitardimitrov9482 ...the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @TheLastDaysOfSorrow
    @TheLastDaysOfSorrow 2 місяці тому +100

    Boruto got rasengoned 😭

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 2 місяці тому +2

      UA-cam: Translate to English.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RickR69 Child of protagonist, really powerful move the protagonist has.

  • @DaybreakPT
    @DaybreakPT 2 місяці тому +71

    Bro used a forbidden jutsu, fetus deletus no jutsu 💀

  • @haideralikhannaroo1670
    @haideralikhannaroo1670 2 місяці тому +18

    i thought he was going to disappear using substitute jutsu.

  • @dontghostbanmeplz8788
    @dontghostbanmeplz8788 2 місяці тому +34

    I was expecting a talk-no-jutsu...

    • @rosselini1373
      @rosselini1373 2 місяці тому

      I was expecting Flying Raijin out of country.

  • @EmbraCraig
    @EmbraCraig 2 місяці тому +78

    I’m here so early that they might have actually got money for me watching this video.

    • @rarra
      @rarra 2 місяці тому

      Does UA-cam even pay for a few second videos?

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 2 місяці тому

      @@rarra very less ig but yes

  • @BunnySkinning
    @BunnySkinning 2 місяці тому +15

    Hmmm, I don't recall any ninja techniques that would specifically address this issue, but there's this other character that seems to solve all of his problems with whirlwind kicks :P

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 2 місяці тому +5

    It’s SO EMBARRASSING when you’re in public just doing a perfectly normal secret handshake with yourself and somebody stops to ask you “Oh, are you a Naruto fan?”
    Uhh NO, I am NOT a Naruto fan, thank you, I’m just a completely NORMAL guy who shakes his own hand in the park. THAT’S ALL.

  • @PhilosoG
    @PhilosoG 2 місяці тому +6

    "Child support hates this one simple trick"

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 2 місяці тому +1

      Haha that's a YT clickbate title for sure

  • @alejandrobarck926
    @alejandrobarck926 2 місяці тому +10

    As if a naruto fan could get someone pregentenante

  • @FrietjeOorlog
    @FrietjeOorlog 2 місяці тому +23

    Mental coathanger

  • @HoldYourSeahorses
    @HoldYourSeahorses 2 місяці тому +16

    More like Nutruto.

    • @roborob4296
      @roborob4296 2 місяці тому +1

      or NotRuto pro choice baby

  • @Eidolon1andOnly
    @Eidolon1andOnly 2 місяці тому +2

    Anyone else believe that the entire Cracker Milk team all sleep in the same bed together like Charlie Bucket's grandparents in Willy Wonka?

  • @DrCoeloCephalo
    @DrCoeloCephalo 2 місяці тому +3

    With no fear of unwanted babies, now they can do the Oiroke no Jutsu.

  • @Razorskrull
    @Razorskrull 2 місяці тому +2

    I don't know what the hell i watched because im not a Naruto fan..😅

  • @Boph_Teifong
    @Boph_Teifong 2 місяці тому

    I thought he was gonna disappear. You successfully subverted my expectations.

  • @3miL_2012
    @3miL_2012 2 місяці тому +2

    I was expecting him to turn into a log when she said she was pregnant

  • @bryancortesgonzalez5468
    @bryancortesgonzalez5468 2 місяці тому +3

    Nerf that, too broken 😂

  • @umararshad2601
    @umararshad2601 2 місяці тому +1

    bro used lighter version of Reaper Death Seal

  • @Grogumando7896
    @Grogumando7896 2 місяці тому +7

    Dattebayo❤

  • @f.m848
    @f.m848 2 місяці тому +1

    That painting on the wall looks like Milla Jovovich.

  • @fatalshore5068
    @fatalshore5068 2 місяці тому

    Holy shite. There are people in the comments unironically criticizing the hand signals being the wrong ones. Its like they are TRYING to get bullied.

  • @tigerdactyl6958
    @tigerdactyl6958 2 місяці тому +1

    I thought it would be the substitution jutsu and connor would disappear for forever but it went the abortion no jutsu route.

  • @jacobstaten2366
    @jacobstaten2366 2 місяці тому +1

    What always bothered me about this that show is that they're colorful wizards, not ninjas.

  • @marcos.e.herlein1986
    @marcos.e.herlein1986 2 місяці тому

    I was waiting for him to use a disappearing technique..

  • @makibo.mp4
    @makibo.mp4 2 місяці тому +4

    Connor wasted his chakra when he could’ve just talk-no jutsu her to dropping it

  • @Steelfox0329
    @Steelfox0329 2 місяці тому

    Thank God! That series didn't need to happen anyway.

  • @pvshka
    @pvshka 2 місяці тому +2

    Fetus deletus

  • @mattcaston9546
    @mattcaston9546 Місяць тому

    Minato and kushina didn't want those problems I see

  • @hobthatnob
    @hobthatnob 2 місяці тому +1

    i'm glad they didn't go the clique that he makes a clone of himself and runs away. Abortion jitsu was way lit

  • @Arbiterjim
    @Arbiterjim 2 місяці тому +1

    God damn that would be a useful skill

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen 2 місяці тому

    Connor got distracted in the middle of the hand signs.
    That's why Elias born with paint addiction.

  • @jonbedet
    @jonbedet 2 місяці тому

    For some reason my brain read the title as Dating a Natto fan, I was confused. 😂

  • @v_hramov
    @v_hramov 2 місяці тому

    Brilliant!

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 2 місяці тому

    Mabiki style: Send-it-back no jutsu

  • @AntivenomOW
    @AntivenomOW 2 місяці тому +1

    Israel Adensanya would‘ve gotten rid of it differently 👊

  • @OwenGee22
    @OwenGee22 2 місяці тому

    I was expecting fingers to go up- nevermind

  • @theonewhobullies
    @theonewhobullies 2 місяці тому

    Thought he was going to grab cigarettes with reverse summoning jutsu

  • @ReasonablySkeptic
    @ReasonablySkeptic 2 місяці тому

    Is this like fetus-deletus in harry potter?

  • @alexbirdfox
    @alexbirdfox 2 місяці тому +1

    Another triumph

  • @DeskieFam
    @DeskieFam 2 місяці тому

    Wow! Dab it up, Connor.

  • @TheFiXNormal
    @TheFiXNormal 2 місяці тому

    OH, so my uncle was Naruto fan. I get it now. But not sure why my aunt was crying all the time, then.

  • @DugTheDog
    @DugTheDog 2 місяці тому

    No consequences creampies. Yay!

  • @DOI_ARTS
    @DOI_ARTS 2 місяці тому

    "Abort No Jutsu"

  • @vincevvn
    @vincevvn 2 місяці тому

    That abortion no jutsu is insanely effective.

  • @ANZACS100
    @ANZACS100 2 місяці тому

    thought he was going to punch her in the gut , shame

  • @Dima32581
    @Dima32581 2 місяці тому

    uuuf. the whole time i was expecting him to use rasengan on her... god bless

  • @_Amit_Sunil
    @_Amit_Sunil 2 місяці тому

    Can a shadow clone get you pregnant? Would the baby poof away once clone father disappears

  • @talananiyiyaya8912
    @talananiyiyaya8912 2 місяці тому +1

    Hmmmm not sure about this one...

  • @Beblue1337
    @Beblue1337 2 місяці тому +2

    wasnt even his

  • @TomassHole
    @TomassHole 2 місяці тому

    Love this

  • @megadrakex
    @megadrakex 2 місяці тому

    Was expecting the hand-waving at the end to cause another pregnancy, disappointed!

  • @lunatik166
    @lunatik166 2 місяці тому

    Datebayo? 😮

  • @watcher314159
    @watcher314159 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm unreasonably annoyed that none of those hand seals were done correctly. Most of them aren't hard (and you obviously don't have to include the hard ones), and all of them are trivially easy to look up.

  • @Kuriketto
    @Kuriketto 2 місяці тому

    I see this channel is pro-fuinjitsu.

  • @Jon7763
    @Jon7763 2 місяці тому +2

    A Naruto fan getting laid, best joke you guys have ever written.

    • @AntivenomOW
      @AntivenomOW 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s like one of the most famous animes and mangas ever?

    • @JoaoGoncalves-np6su
      @JoaoGoncalves-np6su 2 місяці тому

      @@AntivenomOW what is?

  • @Seromontis
    @Seromontis 2 місяці тому

    Anyone know how many fingers are actually needed for an accurate reading?

  • @hkaayaakuu
    @hkaayaakuu 2 місяці тому

    Sasuuuuuuuuuuke

  • @AnOligarh
    @AnOligarh 2 місяці тому +2

    Abortion-no-jutsu is how I sleep around but stay safe! ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵛᶦʳᵍᶦⁿ

  • @mookymookymooo
    @mookymookymooo 2 місяці тому

    babies

  • @Roy_1
    @Roy_1 2 місяці тому +1

    What is naruta?

  • @ordenax
    @ordenax 2 місяці тому +1

    And not a single correct hand sign was used. 😅

  • @luckycatdad8369
    @luckycatdad8369 2 місяці тому +1

    Huh?

  • @LibertyDino
    @LibertyDino 2 місяці тому

    I expectex this to be way more cringe.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 2 місяці тому +1

    Lmaooooo

  • @ToastyBits
    @ToastyBits 2 місяці тому +1

    Comment before UA-cam ☝️👇✊👉👋👌 the video away.

  • @-Runo
    @-Runo 2 місяці тому

    Nani??

  • @ayamtaken2580
    @ayamtaken2580 2 місяці тому

    Its not a problem if you Blend the baby using rasengan to make a slushie

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 2 місяці тому

    Very Nice 🥷

  • @DaHALOSHOCK
    @DaHALOSHOCK 2 місяці тому

    what?

  • @cend2362
    @cend2362 2 місяці тому

    what

  • @DarthGTB
    @DarthGTB 2 місяці тому

    Boruton't

  • @athuldas8618
    @athuldas8618 2 місяці тому

    👉🤏

  • @midhun-007
    @midhun-007 2 місяці тому

    Her name?🤩

  • @IshwarMakwana
    @IshwarMakwana 2 місяці тому

    ❤😂❤

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 2 місяці тому

    Ah, Narutards. So cute. =9[.]9=

  • @blitzmustang1588
    @blitzmustang1588 2 місяці тому +1

    23SECOND GANG!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Nagashadow9669
      @Nagashadow9669 2 місяці тому +1

      we are so awesome

    • @LENZ5369
      @LENZ5369 2 місяці тому

      next time -you guys should think about baseball or something.

  • @user-DAIQUAN
    @user-DAIQUAN 2 місяці тому

    Lol

  • @jijoe2151
    @jijoe2151 2 місяці тому

    Very important shit: ua-cam.com/video/aY_SHeQrlxE/v-deo.html , don't be like in "Don't look up" movie...

  • @HelloAndThisIsMyAvatar
    @HelloAndThisIsMyAvatar 2 місяці тому

    A

  • @axel-66
    @axel-66 2 місяці тому

    GG

  • @awww2222
    @awww2222 2 місяці тому

    first

  • @ananass8030
    @ananass8030 2 місяці тому

    Shh

  • @sangeet-sadhnakaraokeclub9175
    @sangeet-sadhnakaraokeclub9175 2 місяці тому

    Hii