Dawnguard, where you choose to support the faction that is based in a castle that is on the open map or the faction that is based in a fortress that is not on the open map.
racism dawnguard war crime simulator elder is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations. What is nation? Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them. False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life. Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights. Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing. Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system. Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed. They not deserved golden toilets. They not have right on other life. They not deserve worship. They did nothing good. They so powerful, they are only enemy to them. They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed. Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime. Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division. Wikipedia false nation definition changed always. Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments. They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter. Not can distinguish between race and nation. What is good, what is bad? Choose between bandits called imperials, bandits called rebels, bandits called bandits. Protect golden toilet trash, create perfect society. Probably, dragon was right, when try kill them all, savior. Farengar not care who give order. Random infinite characters appears from nowhere every few minutes, that give you missions. In real world can kill by stealing safety, economy as weapon. In this world everything can be weapons, books, words, swords, booz. On missions of kill, create, sell, deliver weapon, cutting weapons, alchemy weapon, economy weapon, social weapon, life style weapon? Bring enemy to other enemy, stay and watch weapon. Everything can give missions, statues, books, papers, humans, other animals, places. Read hilterugen campf books, get bunch of missions for killing, must kill. Most dangerous killers are mission givers, books, statues, papers, they kill more than you met for entire life. Courage brave epic heroes not know for what they fighting, hilterugend cannon fodder did it. skyrim, "death is blessing crusade war crime ten commandments", boethian brave glory hilterugend cannon fodder. False nation definition, not can distinguish between race, nation. Why elf count as human? Vampires zombied mutants. They even know that races are property of humans only? Creators racist abilities, make species abilities as racist, races as nations, traditions, rituals, religions. Tormir Hrefna learn to be a nord, hilterugend nationalization without nation for children. his campf book The amulet of kings, powerful race of elves, false super race definition. Narcologist barmen. Sobriety is highly overrated, brew taverns everywhere. So much booz, that booz used as money. Nurturing booz for tavern children narcologist barmen, these hilterugend science academy war criminal children magically protected from death. Booz everywhere, booz competition, booz conversation, booz school, user became narcotic addicted. If not drink booz, force to sell booz. Almost everyone have booz in pocket. Chemical addicted guards happy with meed. Overpopulation family values. Cannon fodder walking Milgram experiments, children in war zone. How they can build anything with that death rate? Kleptocracy, golden toilet value system. Not just thief guild, stealing ability, lockpicks, it is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda. Any click can steal item. Any stealed item magically make you criminal, ruin entire game, everyone and everything magically known that item is stealed. But magic not can protect them from stealing, nobody know about pickpocketing lockpicking protection. Caught known thief not allowed some actions. Reward for worsening, nationalist kleptocracy reward system. Marauder economy, kill and loot. Traders somehow limited for money, but traders can buy infinite trash just wait for next sell. Dradonborn steal dragon power, but no crime. elder reward crime, lie, theft, murder, torture. Phase 1. Steal underwear. Phase 2. ? Phase 3. Perfect society. graybeard live in 7000 steps from human food, so they can kill you in 1 breath. you can learn S shout in greybeard hilterugend academy, or eat delicious human flesh ingredients. Ten commandments genocide crusade. Worship pray blessing priest divine cultist temple altar at every step, godless church ten commandments crusade ritualism. Kill for religion of peace crusade ten commandments. Faithless damn empire, faithless damn rebels, faithless damn priests Animal cruelty. Beautiful parts of dead body on walls everywhere. Law. First mission skyrim. With 0 crimes, but they cut head off. They violate own laws, killing without reason must be punished with killing. They self are criminals. Survive, zero possibility. Must choose between 2 mafia, no other ways. Crimes not show easy in not big screen, no messages, guards say nothing, no anything, must search manually for statistic. Crimes even difficult to find in statistics sometimes. Lockpick in first mission cause crime in general stats, no messages, characters silent. In war zone, after innocent marauder corpses, lockpick cell with another corpse is crime. Helgen create criminals in first few minutes. Judge and kill who attack you is not crime, for example, if try attack hilter for self defense, you are criminal, not nationalist kleptocrat. Lockpick chest of dead bandit is crime, but killing and looting is legal. Convoyed prisoners almost always fight for convoy, enemy to guard is enemy to prisoner. Convoyed prisoners always stuck or die on road. Free prisoner is not crime, guards kill you without crime. Characters usually kill and forget what they did. Steal from bandits is bad, but kill and marauder corpse is innocent. Some character unkillable, undead, but they criminals, by their law must be killed. It is not predictable, no logic, what is crime in this world, must check general stats crime every few seconds. Animated general stats is pain, time and money. No kill, how to kill which have no life? Shoot skeleton is kill, banish dead skeleton, no kill. Stumble on bucket which kill chicken, no kill. Non direct chain reaction kill is innocent. Send companion back, companion kill on back road is innocent. Attack vampire is assault crime. No crime, force to attack you, then kill as self defense. Shoot sparks at kettle, kettle hit chicken, no crime, kettle kill, not user. What next, pull trigger, blame bullet, not shooter? Kleptocrats steal safety, safety kill, blame economy, not nationalist mafia 99% economy thieves? Use mind control spider from solstheim to make killed in battle on your side, no crime. Fernik welcome, no lockpick, no crime, then why lockpick is crime? Soul trap, paralyze is assault crime, but kill is innocent. Dragon clear dungeon for you, before you discover dungeon. Dragon kill owner, but can steal from dead is crime. Many program errors. Stupid character points ruin game more. Drink restoration potion, off then on alchemy apparel, create restoration potion, repeat. Illusion Aspect of terror increase Destruction Elemental blast. Unreadable text, transparent, animated, for part of second. Attempt read text take much more time, even readed usually not funny. Not only load screen, almost every text unreadable. Not hearable voices, many characters speak at same time, or very silent voice. Pain and annoy. Even exit program is pain.
watched this over 2 dozen times...still awesome. I've shown everyone I know, and I made sure to tell them about the serious music you do as well. Keep it up, Terence! Awesome stuff all the way around!!
Yeah, i understood what u ment when I said you like katy perry :) She got nice songs to parody and your text fits them rly well. Fun to see you take your time to answer some comments as well :)
This is so full of win, i hope this gets popular very, very soon. (No facebook for me as I do not know nor do I intend to know the meaning of socializing). And even parody aside, it's a pretty beast song.
I think this song would've been better without that creepy irl vampire-makeup guy, or at least cut the parts where he zooms in when he says Let's play Dawnguard
Hi Terence Jay Parodies the lyrics of the song "Soul Cairn" you put "Soul Carin" with the letter "i" behind the "R"? Ah ok do a theme song for the Werewolves of Skyrim.
Okay, I will, been kinda busy getting our new Pokémon video out for this Friday. I made some changes to the document though. Check it out. I need some new lyrics here and there, I will have them done soon... needed to find some Halo experts!!
I love Dawnguard. To be honest thought I wish the vampires looked alot like your attire, skin color, nails, even down to the long fingers. I think that would be awesome really. I have always like the "Elegant and Sophisticated" type vampire. I sadly can't find any mods for good clothes for the style I would love for my character
Others put episodes here for others to watch, seeing as it is on a channel that many do not have. As for the spread of the Brony thing, most don't do it to bother Non-Bronies, we do it to converse with our own. the internet is a very lonely place sometimes, it's nice to know that there are others that don't hate our guts for enjoying a Tv show. The hate many others give us is overwhelming, and we just want someone to stand by us. I'm glad you actually asked instead of hating me. Thank you.
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Hahaha thanks man! I was just about to email you... we need to figure out the Halo video! I've been working on the track... hit me up when you get a chance! :D
Still listen to this before I boot up skyrim for a nostalgic gaming marathon on my days off. Such an amazing parody song.
Haha. I do every year the too.
damn this is so underrated whenever someone mixes katy perry and skyrim deserves a lot of attention
2019 still excited for dawnguard because of this
Any info why the hell he abandon UA-cam and Twitter? Hope he's OK.
Best song ever for skyrim I play the game sometimes hearing this song. Hope you make more. Good job
Should have much more views... one of the best videos I ever saw. Subscribed
i have watched this video for like 7 times since i watched it an hour ago, its so damn CATCHY ! :D
Dawnguard, where you choose to support the faction that is based in a castle that is on the open map or the faction that is based in a fortress that is not on the open map.
Awesome dude! You are the best! So glad you enjoyed! Thanks again!
It's been 9 years since iv commented on this it's still one of my favorite songs
racism dawnguard war crime simulator elder is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
What is nation?
Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
They not deserved golden toilets.
They not have right on other life.
They not deserve worship.
They did nothing good.
They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
Not can distinguish between race and nation.
What is good, what is bad?
Choose between bandits called imperials, bandits called rebels, bandits called bandits.
Protect golden toilet trash, create perfect society.
Probably, dragon was right, when try kill them all, savior.
Farengar not care who give order.
Random infinite characters appears from nowhere every few minutes, that give you missions.
In real world can kill by stealing safety, economy as weapon.
In this world everything can be weapons, books, words, swords, booz.
On missions of kill, create, sell, deliver weapon, cutting weapons, alchemy weapon, economy weapon, social weapon, life style weapon?
Bring enemy to other enemy, stay and watch weapon.
Everything can give missions, statues, books, papers, humans, other animals, places.
Read hilterugen campf books, get bunch of missions for killing, must kill.
Most dangerous killers are mission givers, books, statues, papers, they kill more than you met for entire life.
Courage brave epic heroes not know for what they fighting, hilterugend cannon fodder did it.
skyrim, "death is blessing crusade war crime ten commandments", boethian brave glory hilterugend cannon fodder.
False nation definition, not can distinguish between race, nation.
Why elf count as human?
Vampires zombied mutants.
They even know that races are property of humans only?
Creators racist abilities, make species abilities as racist, races as nations, traditions, rituals, religions.
Tormir Hrefna learn to be a nord, hilterugend nationalization without nation for children.
his campf book The amulet of kings, powerful race of elves, false super race definition.
Narcologist barmen.
Sobriety is highly overrated, brew taverns everywhere.
So much booz, that booz used as money.
Nurturing booz for tavern children narcologist barmen, these hilterugend science academy war criminal children magically protected from death.
Booz everywhere, booz competition, booz conversation, booz school, user became narcotic addicted.
If not drink booz, force to sell booz.
Almost everyone have booz in pocket.
Chemical addicted guards happy with meed.
Overpopulation family values.
Cannon fodder walking Milgram experiments, children in war zone.
How they can build anything with that death rate?
Kleptocracy, golden toilet value system.
Not just thief guild, stealing ability, lockpicks, it is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda.
Any click can steal item.
Any stealed item magically make you criminal, ruin entire game, everyone and everything magically known that item is stealed.
But magic not can protect them from stealing, nobody know about pickpocketing lockpicking protection.
Caught known thief not allowed some actions.
Reward for worsening, nationalist kleptocracy reward system.
Marauder economy, kill and loot.
Traders somehow limited for money, but traders can buy infinite trash just wait for next sell.
Dradonborn steal dragon power, but no crime.
elder reward crime, lie, theft, murder, torture.
Phase 1. Steal underwear.
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Perfect society.
graybeard live in 7000 steps from human food, so they can kill you in 1 breath.
you can learn S shout in greybeard hilterugend academy, or eat delicious human flesh ingredients.
Ten commandments genocide crusade.
Worship pray blessing priest divine cultist temple altar at every step, godless church ten commandments crusade ritualism.
Kill for religion of peace crusade ten commandments.
Faithless damn empire, faithless damn rebels, faithless damn priests
Animal cruelty.
Beautiful parts of dead body on walls everywhere.
Law.
First mission skyrim.
With 0 crimes, but they cut head off.
They violate own laws, killing without reason must be punished with killing.
They self are criminals.
Survive, zero possibility.
Must choose between 2 mafia, no other ways.
Crimes not show easy in not big screen, no messages, guards say nothing, no anything, must search manually for statistic.
Crimes even difficult to find in statistics sometimes.
Lockpick in first mission cause crime in general stats, no messages, characters silent.
In war zone, after innocent marauder corpses, lockpick cell with another corpse is crime.
Helgen create criminals in first few minutes.
Judge and kill who attack you is not crime, for example, if try attack hilter for self defense, you are criminal, not nationalist kleptocrat.
Lockpick chest of dead bandit is crime, but killing and looting is legal.
Convoyed prisoners almost always fight for convoy, enemy to guard is enemy to prisoner.
Convoyed prisoners always stuck or die on road.
Free prisoner is not crime, guards kill you without crime.
Characters usually kill and forget what they did.
Steal from bandits is bad, but kill and marauder corpse is innocent.
Some character unkillable, undead, but they criminals, by their law must be killed.
It is not predictable, no logic, what is crime in this world, must check general stats crime every few seconds.
Animated general stats is pain, time and money.
No kill, how to kill which have no life?
Shoot skeleton is kill, banish dead skeleton, no kill.
Stumble on bucket which kill chicken, no kill.
Non direct chain reaction kill is innocent.
Send companion back, companion kill on back road is innocent.
Attack vampire is assault crime.
No crime, force to attack you, then kill as self defense.
Shoot sparks at kettle, kettle hit chicken, no crime, kettle kill, not user.
What next, pull trigger, blame bullet, not shooter?
Kleptocrats steal safety, safety kill, blame economy, not nationalist mafia 99% economy thieves?
Use mind control spider from solstheim to make killed in battle on your side, no crime.
Fernik welcome, no lockpick, no crime, then why lockpick is crime?
Soul trap, paralyze is assault crime, but kill is innocent.
Dragon clear dungeon for you, before you discover dungeon.
Dragon kill owner, but can steal from dead is crime.
Many program errors.
Stupid character points ruin game more.
Drink restoration potion, off then on alchemy apparel, create restoration potion, repeat.
Illusion Aspect of terror increase Destruction Elemental blast.
Unreadable text, transparent, animated, for part of second.
Attempt read text take much more time, even readed usually not funny.
Not only load screen, almost every text unreadable.
Not hearable voices, many characters speak at same time, or very silent voice.
Pain and annoy.
Even exit program is pain.
This sends me back... All those parodies for Skyrim and Minecraft. :')
Here's to hoping he'll come back to UA-cam.
If you get the Legendary Edition of Skyrim, you get the base game and all the DLC, saving 20 dollars if you tallied up the price separately.
It's 2021 an this shit still hitten
2022 it's still awesome :)
2024 still dope 😎🔥
Amazing mix!
Just Epic! Well done sir! Best parody i see in ages on youtube..
lyrics are so true :-D Great work as always :)
This needs waaaaaaaaaay more views
Back in my day Vampire's sucked blood and burned in the sun.
watched this over 2 dozen times...still awesome. I've shown everyone I know, and I made sure to tell them about the serious music you do as well.
Keep it up, Terence! Awesome stuff all the way around!!
Dude, your editing is incredible. Just so awesome.
Looks beautiful!! Great graphics. Another great vid, TJM. Also, solid job slaying the troll army.
Where my 2023 peeps at? Question is how many more times will Todd Howard sell us skyrim again before TES6??
And I was just about to go start the dawn guard dlc. AWESOME
I like how he says "ya" its soo cute
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS! Thank you for making this!
YESH! I love you Terence! XD Best Artist on youtube evah. Faved, liked.
this kinda reminds me of the wonder I had when I first played skyrim
2022 and still love this tune.
Great job man, the lyrics made me laugh lol
Yeah, i understood what u ment when I said you like katy perry :) She got nice songs to parody and your text fits them rly well. Fun to see you take your time to answer some comments as well :)
This is so full of win, i hope this gets popular very, very soon. (No facebook for me as I do not know nor do I intend to know the meaning of socializing). And even parody aside, it's a pretty beast song.
Simply epic can't wait for the next parody.
Nice job even though I was dawnguard it's still cool and awesome choice of song you made it better
I think this song would've been better without that creepy irl vampire-makeup guy, or at least cut the parts where he zooms in when he says Let's play Dawnguard
Sweet cosplay dude. Love the effects too!
You know what? 1st I've watch this video and then when I hear the real music Wide awake I say : hey t's the music of Terence Jay ! x) Awesome guy :p
Hell yeah, Vampire Lord FTW.
he didn't even pronounce volkihar right
Another awesome job!
Did a great job!!! Kudos to my friend
Hi Terence Jay Parodies the lyrics of the song "Soul Cairn" you put "Soul Carin" with the letter "i" behind the "R"?
Ah ok do a theme song for the Werewolves of Skyrim.
WEREWOLVES FOR LIFE!!! * v *
Alisa M The Companions are my true family and WEREWOLVES FOR LIFE JOIN THE DAWNGAURED AND FRIG UP THOSE VAMPIRES
this song is awesome I always watch it nice rhymes as well its just awesome
Okay, I will, been kinda busy getting our new Pokémon video out for this Friday. I made some changes to the document though. Check it out. I need some new lyrics here and there, I will have them done soon... needed to find some Halo experts!!
another awesome video i love you
Epic !
As always.
Awesome video! *applause*
I forgot about this one. Definitely needs all the likes
Lycans are way better but good song terrence jay
Dalton Rees true
There literally searching for twenty minutes let's play vanguard. Ok I might have had a few sherbets, but got there in the end.
Lol Love the shade thrown at Twilight Lol best part!
Great Job Terence!
Awesome! sounds good! Looking forward to seeing the pokemon vid! :D talk to you guys soon!
One of my best games ever ps love this video
I love how he just says...YEAH
awesome , u'll become a star in no time like this :3
I love Dawnguard. To be honest thought I wish the vampires looked alot like your attire, skin color, nails, even down to the long fingers. I think that would be awesome really. I have always like the "Elegant and Sophisticated" type vampire. I sadly can't find any mods for good clothes for the style I would love for my character
Hi best friend.
You're a genius!!!!!ahahahah awesome!
Legendary video!
2018
Best video on youtube!
this is awsome one of my favorites.
Others put episodes here for others to watch, seeing as it is on a channel that many do not have.
As for the spread of the Brony thing, most don't do it to bother Non-Bronies, we do it to converse with our own. the internet is a very lonely place sometimes, it's nice to know that there are others that don't hate our guts for enjoying a Tv show.
The hate many others give us is overwhelming, and we just want someone to stand by us. I'm glad you actually asked instead of hating me. Thank you.
1:31 You know Gunmar is the only nord in the dawnguard, excluding generic no name members, and the Outside Dawnguard.
Thank you so much! that is awesome to hear! :D
Awesome! Im glad you liked it! :D
Thank you. That's more then I could have asked for. =)
I love that song I watch it every day
When I was watching this I will talk to planed on guard singing along
don't know what he's singing about (Dawnguard I mean), but this is epic
No clue how I got from Ponies to this, but this was awesome!
You deserve more subscribers and visitors:-)!!!
he looks alot like he from a certain metal band I know
What band is it bro? What's their name?
HA HA HA! You look really funny with that makeup. Thats some good makeup.
The next awesome video ;)
hybrids forever
AWESOME! :D
Amazing, just amazing.
sweet! so glad you enjoy! :D
Lol Awesome! Im glad you liked the video! :D
lol i can't stop watching this
Sweet! Thanks so much! Im glad you enjoyed it! :D
Fantastic parody as usual Terence, did you consider using Gangnam Style as your next tunes? Would be amazing :p
Awesome! :D
Awwww! Thanks so much! :D
Leviathan:YOU HAVE COME TO FAR
AWESOME! Im so glad you liked it! Thanks for all the support! :D
You make a very good point! :D
Hahaha! Thanks buddy! Im glad you liked it! Help me get more views and share it one facebook and twitter! Thanks again for your support! :D
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yeah... wht did I sayz
Guess know one would guess it
it had dope soundtrack though
Just........... EPICNESS!!!!!!!!
AWESOME thank you so much! :D
This is awesome! I'm gonna sing this song while I drain the life of my enemies! :D Subscribing! ^^
Awesome!!!
Hahaha thanks man! I was just about to email you... we need to figure out the Halo video! I've been working on the track... hit me up when you get a chance! :D
Awesome video.
Make one about fable
Awesome!)
Lol thanks man! Im glad it looked good cause it was a PAIN IN THE ASS! LOL
this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LMAO too good man