shut up my laptop has 4gb ram it runs fine im happy that i finally have a gaming pc now doe sorry for saying shut up but yeah i have 8g bram in my pc and nvidia gpu
Just last night I finished Truth and Reconciliation by activating the last panel, fell off by accident, and died but the ending cutscene played. With how coincidental things have been, I'll put this song into that video.
“Mister Choof, you mind telling me what’s in these cookies?” MC: Sir…that wasn’t *w e e d* [visible confusion] “Wait w h a t ! ?” [the ship: *spinning rapidly out of control*] MC: Cortaddah what the hell is happening Cortana: (*windows error noise*) [collective screams of horror as the edibles hit hard]
@@Noble7004 spoiler : In the final mission of reach, it is impossible to complete as you have to die. Which is the origin of the meme "objective : survive"
New released HAAH Featuring characters: Master chef Sultana Arbutter Private Johnson 343 innocent spark Silent 419 Horerunners Prophet of lies Lord hoodie Captian locks The pillar of Spring Tartasauce And many more...
You see at the start of the covenant the elites actually knew what the rings actually did, and they wanted to fire them to rid the galaxy of pornography related to their species forever. They lied to the profits to get their aid and slowly the started to believe their own lies
@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 he gets stuck in the doorway? how tf is he able to blast the shit out of me in the halls to the sides and be able to move around in them?
Cortana: Chief, what if your flying in your wasp through the desert, and your warthog gets a flat while eating spaghetti, what type of grenade should you have? Chief: orangutans, because purple is the national sound of Taiwan.
why does this have 123k views
Music Evolved
The algorithm is a strange and mythical being my friend
Because it's funnier than it has any right to be
The UA-cam algorithm is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
blame the algorithm, honestly, I don't regret clicking, good stuff you've got there
"What if you miss?"
"I will"
Bruh💀
Reading that with Chief's determined voice made me lol good.
@@crystallogic2543 sameeeeee
Lol
This is the first time I laughed today thanks man
when the cave is a natural formation
"That cave is a natural formation, there no way some one could have made that"
So it couldn’t lead anywhere
When you realize the Forerunners were nerdy enough to actually simulate geologic processes on their installations
Imagine how different the halo timeline would be if that happened
And I jus made it 343 likes
1:09
The one fly that won’t leave you alone
Lmao
Yeah if it had a theme song that would be it lmaooo
😂😂😂
Roll all the car windows down and the lil fucker stays in car
Those drones I swear
Combat has definitely evolved.
Just backwards
dE-vOLVED
Halo: Combat devolved
@@v4rtexclaw cursed edition in a nutshell
Halo: wombat revolved
“Mind telling me what you’re doing with that Mac Chief?”
“Sir, having a mental breakdown.”
HAAAA
Mac chief lol
Mind telling what you're doing with that Mac chief?
Mc: oh man I was high on weed.
"Sit, hacunf a megvyak crafufun"
@@A2goddess
"Mind telling what you're doing with that Mac chief?"
MC: bloodhype
[incoherent screaming]
When you accidentally scratch the disc but it still works
anybody remember the peanut butter and toothpaste trick you did when you scratched your disc?
@@poopyjoe7435 I used that Toothpaste trick alot on my Dreamcast discs;Never heard of the Peanut butter one tho.
@@poopyjoe7435 Whenever my disc wasn't working i'd blow on it and rub the steam off
@@brecken19972 you had to buy the peanut butter one with nuts in it still
420th like
dont change it
Still better than Kat’s driving
HALO REACH
And every other NPC driver lol
POV: That one Marine near a cliff in Halo 2 with a Warthog that you need
@@themagicnerf "My time has come" -Marine
The distorted theme reminds me of it lmao
0:38 when you complete Cortana but the flood sounds don't stop.
"uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
*No that's when you boot up the first level of CE on a modded PS2*
Hot
If never stops
@@SangheiliSpecOp Accurate description of the ps2’s temperature if it makes these sounds
'Ship chief, mind telling me you're what on doing that Master?'
'Fight, finishing this Sir.'
"What brutes it, is?"
"Better."
'Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?'
'Sir, finishing this Fight.'
Don’t promise make a girl if know keep it can’t you
@@spartanhoney1174 Bro, why does this sound exactly like something Yoda would say?
“I what ladies know the like”
Kat has good driving skills
*Kat:*
😂
Women ☕️
the arm makes the driving skills even worse
@@bruhgod123 bro 😅😅
@@averagejoe2232 the robot arm is prob inferior to an organic arm so yea
playing halo master chief collection on intel HD and 4 gigs of ram be like:
Hey that’s my specs
@@TheRealQuenny Same here.
shut up my laptop has 4gb ram it runs fine
im happy that i finally have a gaming pc now doe
sorry for saying shut up
but yeah i have 8g bram in my pc and nvidia gpu
@@spartanjames_ what
just press tab in anniversaries so avoid lag 😂
0:38 when they kill you at the end of the mission, but the cutscene appears:
Halo Reach everyone! Where your corpse appears in cutscenes and your AI allies launch you off the planet
Just last night I finished Truth and Reconciliation by activating the last panel, fell off by accident, and died but the ending cutscene played. With how coincidental things have been, I'll put this song into that video.
I finished assault on the control room but an enemy banshee made it through the doors. Ran me over during the cutscene
featuring characters:
mustard chief
milftana
343 innocent spark
captain key hol
silent-419
Sargent Jeff
and more!
.
Lol
mustard chef
Profits of Lies, Satisfaction and Mercilessness
Tartarsauce
@@slavboii420 the disqualifier thot vadum
Oh man! This sounds like the PERFECT music to go with the TV series 😄
LOL
😂
🤣🤣
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
The halo cursed edition theme
"oh inferno plusssssss!!!!!!!!" les dew it
Yeah, they should add this to the MCC cursed halo modpack... it's perfect!
“Mister Choof, you mind telling me what’s in these cookies?”
MC: Sir…that wasn’t *w e e d*
[visible confusion]
“Wait w h a t ! ?”
[the ship: *spinning rapidly out of control*]
MC: Cortaddah what the hell is happening
Cortana: (*windows error noise*)
[collective screams of horror as the edibles hit hard]
Cortana has an error 343
Lord hood can't have shit in the pillar of autumn
And the master chief is in the soda
@@REAPER_5000 343 INDUSTRIES PUN
Thanks for the laugh mate! Just read this and been laughing for a solid 5 minutes!
@@REAPER_5000 they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder
@@REAPER_5000 more of that on tonight's episode of Top Ring
"Cortana, what am I looking at"
"That, is another HAAH"
WAAW
This is what the flood hear when they possess someone.
I'm going to add this as my alarm clock
When it says objective complete in the last level of reach
What😐
Lmao
I like to imagine the Covenant said, "Fuck it we cant kill this guy, just glass the whole bitch."
@@Noble7004 spoiler :
In the final mission of reach, it is impossible to complete as you have to die. Which is the origin of the meme "objective : survive"
im not gonna ruin the perfect 117 likes... or should it be 118 to fit the distorted halo theme?
Behold the main theme for the live action series.
LOL
*HAAH: COMOC EVOLOVE*
When you played Halo 2 until 3:00am and you lay in bed dizzy while your subconsciousness relives the distorted gameplay
i remember playing Halo but HA AH is better
lol why is every comment about HA AH
It's where you playing old veteran grunt who successfully assassinates Master Chief?
@@noble_lemon I get that
Its what massam cheehc says whens he completes the wartraw run
HA AH
R E A A E R
New released HAAH
Featuring characters:
Master chef
Sultana
Arbutter
Private Johnson
343 innocent spark
Silent 419
Horerunners
Prophet of lies
Lord hoodie
Captian locks
The pillar of Spring
Tartasauce
And many more...
prophet of lies is accurate same with 343 innocent spark
HORErunners 💀
I get the feeling Lord Hoodie is just Lord Hood as a teenage edgelord who always wears a hoodie despite the weather
*When you stub your toe but the nail falls off.*
The *what*
@The Cum Skull F
*w h a t*
Sir, I think you need a hospital. Now.
*W. h. A. T. *
Even if it's distorted the HALO theme is still a banger
I don’t have the heart to be your 118th like
@@jacobthecarguy same
"When you first saw HA AH, were you bli ilb by its ma am?"
Parap, dumbumb?
@@flyboy_nathan4112 !NON!
“Don’t make a keep a know if you promise you can’t girl it” - Cortina
0:38 When you work on the ISS and you see giant purple spaceships in the distance
Just bring in the F-35s and F-22's, that will work.
@@theholypeanut8193 Try Spinning! That's a good trick!
*_Just like the simulations_*
@@huntercaptain9411They got the mass 1:08
@@huntercaptain9411NOW THIS IS PODRACING!
Halo the mustard beef connection.
Covenant when master chief dies: HAAH
When you beat 343 Guilty Spark but you actually got transported by Echo-419.
I love that you just mirrored the image which is a common technique but that it also spells out laughter
Haah, waaw.
+1 like for the LOTR profile picture.
It's you. The lord of LOTR YTP.
When you run Halo: CE on a used crosley turntable after microwaving the vinyl for a few seconds.
why do i get the feeling youve done that?..
This is what Master Chief sounds like when he’s drunk
Can’t wait to see this in a bathroom, stairway, silo, pool, stairway, you get the point.
you watched johhny boy
Yes youre my long lost brother
Distorted HALO theme sung by 80 guys in 1 bathroom
1 distorted HALO theme song, 1 bathroom, 1 stall, 1 toilet, 80 shitheads
And me
Orbiter
maesteur grief
cave-e-net
Core tuna
Surge ant Joan sun
Grim mind
Still a banger even in its cursed state
I like how the percussion is completely normal
InfernoPlus needs to make this the opening to his updated Cursed Halo mod. I can't think of a more fittingly absurd soundtrack.
When you flip over a warthog but it immediate ends up upside down again
"Mind telling me what your doing with the distortion effect Chief?"
"Sir, Warbling this fight."
Everyone talking about 0:38 but 1:09 is where the true beauty begins
FLY WHO WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE THEME SONG: 1:08 / 1:09
*Halo infinite vs Ha-aH infinite*
*HA AH*
_Infi ifnI_
No We NeEd To FiGhT
Edit: no, we need to wait
@@eticket48 this have to wait until fall of 2021
@@A2goddess this is 2021 what is your problem £
Cant wait to finish the fight with massam cheehc
When you dual wield in CE
What about triple wielding 😉
how it feels to play halo on a playstation
This aged poorly.
@@quixquire1761 Is Halo actually on PlayStation now?
@@UA-camUser2013lolthere are rumours but nothing is confirmed yet . Xbox has officially admitted defeat so many see this as the next logical step
halo infinite theme confirmed
HAHA
@@spartanjames_ Ha-aH*
@@einaregil3051 this was sadly true
It might as well be right now
This should be the intro song for Paramount's -Halo Show- Master Cheeks Collection.
“Mind telling me why your driving that warthog like that Master Chief?”
“Sir, the flintstone edibles are kicking in.”
0:38 when the subject of Elite porn comes into the conversation
sangheili feet
sangheili feet
tbf they probably had that in Sanghelios as contraband items
@@Gothstana worts in pleasure, mandibles quivering in pure ecstasy
You see at the start of the covenant the elites actually knew what the rings actually did, and they wanted to fire them to rid the galaxy of pornography related to their species forever. They lied to the profits to get their aid and slowly the started to believe their own lies
They canonical have retractable gentitals
1:02 You're starting the Maw warthog run, but it's Kat in the driver's seat.
Me and the boys boarding the Lies and Antagonism.
Halo: Combat Devolved
343i proudly looking at the steaming pile of games they’ve made
“I don’t need a weapon”
My voice when I try to sing anything with a remotely high note
This is the kind of music you hear in your dreams
I released a turd into the toilet and it smells foul.
This truly is a monument to all our sins.
0:34 when u first play h4 and see da elites
Especially the concussion rifle elite that gets stuck in the doorway of the first mission
@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 he gets stuck in the doorway? how tf is he able to blast the shit out of me in the halls to the sides and be able to move around in them?
This needs to be part of Cursed Halo
Is this what it feels like to have a mental breakdown?
Y U P
POV: You just booted up cursed Halo
Me: kills everyone in the room.
Everyone else getting their diplomas:
I could imagine this as the flood's theme song to fight against the reclaimer
This could be a flood theme
Halo TV series be like:
When riding on a really slow roller coaster
This should be cursed Halo's theme
Cortana: Chief, what if your flying in your wasp through the desert, and your warthog gets a flat while eating spaghetti, what type of grenade should you have?
Chief: orangutans, because purple is the national sound of Taiwan.
HAAH COMOC EVOVE
HAAH WAAW
HAAH 3 ODDO
HAAH REAER
HAAH 5 GUARAUG
HAAH INFIFNI
the nostalgia I have for HAAH is insane right now bro 😔
Go commit Alt + f4
*Gru:No*
I want to speak to manager, why not working for mobil
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WILL NOT EVEN IF I HAD A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD
Alt + f4
Alt +F4 your brain.
What Masterchief hears when he stands up too quickly
Everyone when InfernoPlus releases yet another version of Cursed Halo (it will somehow entertain millions of people for the next eon and a half)
The thousands of mosquitoes in summer rushing into my house as i leave me windows open for 0.000001 milisecond
When Keyes keeps it loaded
When you you’re at a party and decide to smell some weird leaves
"Mind telling me what you're doing Mac n Chief?"
"heating in a microwave sir"
Hola: Wombat Involved
Cursed Halo mod was relased to MCC. This shoould be it's main theme
Hlao the Mustard Beef Connection
(Joke from inferno plus)
do a collab with inferno for his new hlao cursed halo mod i would love to listen to this in my flappy banshee
Sergent joonsoon: "For a good, he Brick pretty flew"
This song perfectly sums up how it feels to be a halo fan in 2023
Nobody:
Absolutely no-one:
RvBs Caboose's ringtone:
I’m confused now my shoulder hurts
"Mind telling me what you are doing on that Ring?"
"sIr, wEeD‽"
when you land on the moon with your spaceship but the puke in your toilet says otherwise:
The Covenant smoking that Great Journey pack:
martini odonel is spinning is his grave
*HA AH*
This sounds just like halo infinite...
Something that was once cool...
But its completely unrecognizable by now
Hoop: Battle Devolved
I love 343 industries! Halo is perfectly playable and fun!
My head is spinning listening to this.
Everything Cortana is hearing after she is damaged in halo 4
WE NOT FINISHING THE FIGHT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE'RE GETTING GLASSED BY THE COVENANT WITH DIS 1 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶
“Pacifist Bias has been destroyed״
Halo glitched on my old xbox it was the first xbox created and this is how I felt when the game was running extremely smoothly