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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @ClausKellerman
    @ClausKellerman  2 години тому +2

    It was the underwater deep water horizon spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Not the Exon Val....

    • @oscarfreeplay8119
      @oscarfreeplay8119 3 хвилини тому

      Thanks for yesterday's tip, you know.
      I was also someone who, you know, said "Uhh" a lot, you know. But thanks to your tip, you know, recording yourself on your phone, you know, I've almost completely got rid of it now, you know.
      I can now, you know, just speak fluently in public again, you know, without having, you know, saying "Uhh" all the time, you know.
      So I'm very proud, you know, of myself, you know.
      So Claus, you know, thank you very much for your tip, YOUKNOW !!!
      😜

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 3 години тому +4

    "We do care about the collateral harm inflicted on all affected parties," was the phrase the CEO of BP was looking for.
    People who can barely speak English, their own mother tongue, attacking a guy who probably speaks five or six languages, for not getting his phraseology right. Everything normal in "the greatest nation in the world". Murica!

    • @danerogers9058
      @danerogers9058 41 хвилина тому +1

      They closed down all the BP gas stations in Florida shortly after the spill in 2010.
      2yrs ago they started reopening here again.

  • @Some_Guy_Called_Raven
    @Some_Guy_Called_Raven 3 години тому +8

    Claus, a humming bird does not speak Raven. A wolf does not speak Marty.

  • @turtle2720
    @turtle2720 Годину тому +3

    5-star commentary, Claus! Great as always.

  • @DraftySatyr
    @DraftySatyr 5 годин тому +13

    There are days when the incessant, nonsensical blather becomes tiresome. This is one of those days.

  • @jeremymontgomery9354
    @jeremymontgomery9354 4 години тому +8

    Dude was trying to say "little guy" which is a very acceptable phrase in American English. It came out as "small people".

  • @sandsea
    @sandsea 2 години тому +2

    I just referred a colleague to the game, we will have a new player! And I sent him this video to learn about the game, I'm sure it will make sense to him. Hey Hector, if you read this, welcome to community!

  • @thecellulontriptometer4166
    @thecellulontriptometer4166 5 годин тому +4

    In the book ”Through the Language Glass: Why The World Looks Different in Other Languages”, gives what I considered a great and thorough explanation of why there are so many languages. It all comes down to the fact that when languages developed, 99% of people lived their entire life within a 1 day walk from where they were born. This means that there were not enough people moving around to spread any 1 language. Jared Diamond also described in “Guns, Germs and Steal” how the geography of Europe was such an advantage in creating so many different cultures so close to each other forcing a constant arms race that led to technology based colonialism.

  • @randomfist797
    @randomfist797 2 години тому +4

    This offensive video offended me to the point of rage. My offense is so great that I refuse to watch another video by this offender again. Or at least until tomorrow morning when I get bored sitting on the toilet.

  • @mikedeaton6416
    @mikedeaton6416 3 години тому +2

    Saying your commentary went sideways is an understatement today, Claus. The games were good.

  • @jonsquare1248
    @jonsquare1248 3 години тому +2

    There are some weirdo Canadians who evolved into people who eat Mayonnaise on their burgers and eat pizza with a knife and fork...lol

  • @treadheadpete4770
    @treadheadpete4770 4 години тому +3

    Inappropriate? I'm gonna need popcorn!

  • @Cattulus00
    @Cattulus00 2 години тому +1

    They should have said what they mean: we care about you peasants...ya.

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver 4 години тому +6

    Birds all chirp the same? 😂
    Claus, you're out in nature so often and haven't noticed that different bird species chirp differently?

  • @cyrilkoop1601
    @cyrilkoop1601 2 години тому +1

    Birds have different dialects of song.

    • @cyrilkoop1601
      @cyrilkoop1601 2 години тому

      Even within species, birds have different dialects of song.

  • @sultanbev
    @sultanbev 3 години тому +2

    9:28 I recall some recent research that shows birds of the same type have different regional "accents", so yes, they might chirp differently on different islands.
    The reason why there are so many languages, and there were a lot more, is because early humans were in very disparate small groups, with a world population of 10 million humans once upon a time, average density of hunter-gatherers was 1 person per acre, you could go hundreds of kilometres without meeting a tribe. So lots of little languages evolved in lots of different places.
    It's hard to think of it now, but for most of human history most people rarely traveled more than a days walk anywhere, unless the tribe was migrating following the food.

  • @fredsmith7538
    @fredsmith7538 2 години тому +2

    Commentary may be inappropriate for the content but who cares its much more fun that way.

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton 3 години тому +1

    The hand is the most used eating implement, but not the arse wiping hand. Not everyone can afford eating implements when everything is spent on just eating and water.

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton 5 годин тому +2

    Life just kicks u in the balls everyday. Finally find a job after battling cancer (all clear) for the last 2 years.
    As a shunt tractor driver, $55 p/h, 3 days on 2 off and 3 days on 2 off and so on, 11 hour shifts, about 10 km from my home.
    Gearbox idler shaft is always engaged, no neutral. It's a 2012 4x4 dual cab Mitsubishi Triton GL-R MN
    Got a bike, guess I'm riding till I can afford the $4k for a reconditioned gearbox.

  • @craciuns
    @craciuns 6 годин тому +3

    'small people' ... that's why we love Claus 😂

  • @flukeman022
    @flukeman022 3 години тому +1

    Claus, cooked white rice can stick to each other, so when you shove the chopsticks into the bowl of rice, it is quite easy to pick them up.
    And sometimes people put the bowl of rice to their mouth and use the chopsticks to push the rice in.

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  2 години тому +1

      good point!

    • @flukeman022
      @flukeman022 2 години тому

      @ClausKellerman TY, keep up the good work. I've been a subscriber since around 2016

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 2 години тому +1

    That first player could not get in a straight shot. When in Asia I use ohasi, or chop sticks, in the US, cutlery. In formal dining, I have the fork in my left hand, at the pancake house, I use the fork in my right hand. There's too many ways to eat. That second game was a righteous stomp fest. He had the enemy in his front yard before he could even load his first round and still beat them down.

  • @Dreatnought1966
    @Dreatnought1966 6 годин тому +13

    Nein, nein nein nein, Carl-Henric Svanberg (born 29 May 1952) is a Swedish businessman and current Chairman of Volvo. He was Chairman of BP for eight years, from 2010 to 2018. Not an german

    • @tonymctony
      @tonymctony 2 години тому

      That explains why I couldn't find it. Thank you!

    • @warryo82
      @warryo82 2 години тому +1

      Did he Yoddle? 😂

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  Годину тому

      Thanks for the correction

  • @LeChickenRanch
    @LeChickenRanch 8 хвилин тому +1

    Carl-Henric Svanberg is his name and his career has not faltered. He just completed an advisory on how Sweden should adopt AI - not sure how he qualifies for that role. GG.

  • @stevewebster5729
    @stevewebster5729 Годину тому

    In England we're all very posh and use servants to pass the food from the plate to be mouth... 🤔

  • @vonfleming2178
    @vonfleming2178 2 години тому

    "Does he not care about the small peoples" 🤣

  • @geoffreyM2TW
    @geoffreyM2TW 6 хвилин тому

    Everyone in the world learns English as a second language but especially the French, the Germans and the Italians will often not even include English on instruction manuals or on packaging. They may have a list of the ingredients in Polish, Czech, Danish, maybe even Arabic but English on the packaging, on care instructions, on how to prepare instructions? What a crazy idea!

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 6 годин тому +10

    DRIVE 100 MILES FROM MY HOUSE AND YOUR IN SCOTLAND PEOPLE TALK ENGLISH BUT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A BLEEDING WORD

    • @Some_Guy_Called_Raven
      @Some_Guy_Called_Raven 3 години тому +1

      According to Robin Williams, the drunker you get, the easier the Scots are to understand. Check out his skit about Golf. :D

  • @finneysimon
    @finneysimon 3 години тому

    They couldn’t complete the construction of Babel’s Tower, but perhaps the Babel fish could help us out.

  • @Kirk-i3u
    @Kirk-i3u 4 години тому +1

    We have Newfies in Canada, they technically speak English.

  • @Milkydrink_
    @Milkydrink_ 6 хвилин тому

    Just for the oldish Brits out there back in 1982 CDT was one of my O Level options. It stood for Craft Design & Technology. As my late father was an engineer with a background as a draughtsman I did Technical Drawing instead. In my career as a property solicitor (lawyer for the US viewers) I cannot say that I used my Technical Drawing a great deal but I still have and use the two set squares I got back then to draw parallel lines on plans when needed.

  • @sawnofflockie7180
    @sawnofflockie7180 5 годин тому +2

    USA is the third most populated country in the world, followed by Indonesia

  • @Silvano761
    @Silvano761 6 годин тому +1

    Claus, Here in Belgium we have 3 languages (Flemish , French and small part German). On flemish school we had to learn French as second language. Now seeing Europe and seeing how it growed my preference would be that all Europe would appoint English as second language to learn. As you say, we would need to understand each other and preferably around the world.

  • @taepo333
    @taepo333 5 годин тому +1

    I was surprised as an American for first time in Europe. People ate everything with knife & fork, even crispy fried chicken. One saving grace for me was I always ate ‘backwards’ for an American: fork in left hand, knife in right just like a European!
    I spent two years in Korea and they use chopsticks and long handled rather flat spoon for soups.

    • @ernestpaul2484
      @ernestpaul2484 3 години тому

      I have always done the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right hand. I am 66 and American.

  • @cheesyboofs
    @cheesyboofs 6 годин тому +2

    Aliens messing about with us that's why!

  • @charlietheunicorn5383
    @charlietheunicorn5383 Хвилина тому

    Actually, birds on different islands can develop different "dialects of tweets" or song. They look the same but sing differently.

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 4 години тому

    Which company hasn't had an oil 🛢️ spill in the Gulf of Mexico? 🤔

  • @unsaltedlife5998
    @unsaltedlife5998 4 години тому +1

    Thanks for the laugh 😂

  • @bradleymuro6807
    @bradleymuro6807 2 години тому

    That oil spill is the reason that almost all the Dawn dishwashing detergent have a picture of a baby duck on the front of the bottle

    • @FreiherrDinkelacker
      @FreiherrDinkelacker 2 години тому

      That would more likely be the 1989 "Exxon Valdez" oil spill in Alaska.

  • @glassbackdiy3949
    @glassbackdiy3949 2 години тому

    I went all over the world in the RN and discovered all the sea gulls speak the same language, sea gull is pronounced 'Shy Talk' in the RN - say it fast it's actualy a type of Hawk.

  • @jackcrawford6078
    @jackcrawford6078 5 годин тому +1

    Exxon Valdez? "we care about the small people" reminds me of that song from Walk Hard about 'little people'. *he hit One blind shot.

    • @stylerod
      @stylerod 4 години тому

      Thank you for sharing that. I was wondering myself!

    • @ex8404_
      @ex8404_ 3 години тому +1

      The Exxon Valdez spill wasn't in the Gulf of Mexico. The spill Claus was referring to was the Deepwater Horizon oil platform.

  • @francsethank
    @francsethank 17 хвилин тому

    winterdepression kicks hart

  • @victorduffy4459
    @victorduffy4459 Годину тому

    Claus thinks birds get married. What a weirdo.

  • @walterf7384
    @walterf7384 Годину тому

    Wait until A I takes over. .we'll be talking one language in no time...

  • @stephenbennett9427
    @stephenbennett9427 5 годин тому +1

    Happy algorithm comment have a good day I live in the North of England apart from a fork it's buttered bread we use we'll put anything in including a meat and potato pie

  • @gtnos1993
    @gtnos1993 Годину тому

    Killer Wales from different regions speak differently also from what I read.

  • @Quenstar
    @Quenstar Годину тому

    Birds and languages both evolve. That's the simple answer.

  • @neilstoddart00001
    @neilstoddart00001 43 хвилини тому

    Recent papers claim birds have regional accents. In other words they talk different!!
    What do you think about that then😂?

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 4 години тому

    "I'm looking for a word... what's the word?" Dementia is the word I think you're looking for. 🤪

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 2 години тому

    Claus, an ornithologist might argue with you about the regional nuances of birds' languages, "Tweet, tweet," seeming rather dismissive.

  • @brien656
    @brien656 6 годин тому +2

    Think of lanuage changes like this,. One guy left the village with his wife to go live somewhere else. He had a speach impediment so instead of saying Apple he said Affle,. his kids started saying Affle instead of Apple and this then spread with their children,. the next thing you know the whole area is saying Affle amongst other words that that first man mispronounced,. Et Voila!,. a new language. Just look at how many dialects there are in one Language.

  • @peteredelman2155
    @peteredelman2155 4 години тому

    We have one universal language which even amilas understand, its called love.

  • @rldew1
    @rldew1 30 хвилин тому +1

    Great show today

  • @jeffvaness8333
    @jeffvaness8333 4 години тому +4

    And that’s why aliens lock their doors when they fly by earth

  • @karlnitz1126
    @karlnitz1126 2 години тому

    Crows caul blue Jays screech, guess not all birds speak the same language... Doves coo!

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 4 години тому

    It was the funniest, response ever. He did not know how to respond. I He was being sincere.

  • @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76
    @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76 2 години тому

    We cannot all speak French. Some of us speak the language that put a man on the moon

  • @Hooderlein
    @Hooderlein 5 годин тому

    The key to the language question is mobility and the fact that language is not static. Less mobility, more language islands. Ppl in the past weren't very mobile. That changed with the bicycle which expanded their action range. We're also talking cost of mobility. Two horses and a carriage is something you'd need to be able to afford in the first place. Time for mobility is another factor. Today we call it work life balance. That's how language islands developed and survived quasi encapsulated. I'll leave it as that.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT 5 годин тому +3

    9:30 come back in 3 hours and listen to your stupidity xD birds do NOT all chirp the same!

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 4 години тому

    British Petroleum tried to do the right thing. HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
    🤣😂😅

  • @gbusrt6592
    @gbusrt6592 3 години тому

    Here's an interesting one for you Claus. Imagine the surprise of the Australians when they threw away their sticks and they kept coming back, and then someone thought that was a good idea to have a stick that when you threw it away would come back.
    Stick that in your philosophy and deal with it

  • @ivkasuic4474
    @ivkasuic4474 3 години тому

    WHAT this Claus Kellerman is talking about?!

  • @darby5987
    @darby5987 43 хвилини тому

    "Ve care about ze small people." Billy Barty objected. Career over. (Seriously, Billy Barty was a bigger man than that. Peter Dinklage not so much.)
    Darby, that's inappropriate.
    Claus, your neighbor is the 3rd largest country by population.
    Boids: Sandpipers developed long beaks so that Richard Burton and Liz Taylor could make the movie "The Sandpiper" with an inappropriate theme - priest (Burton) has an affair with a young socialite (Taylor).

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 5 годин тому

    James Gandolfini
    Yes Asians created pasta
    Cobra went clockwise Claus…

  • @bedientvondeutschland1779
    @bedientvondeutschland1779 3 години тому

    That's why mine is even longer.

  • @stefansergusse6729
    @stefansergusse6729 2 години тому

    Hello Claus,
    in Asia long time ago people decided to eat with chopsticks because they consider it as the most civilized way of eating with strangers. And the less dangerous way.
    Only Barbarians come to dinner with weapons like pikes and knifes.
    Greetings from Thailand… Stefan

  • @Zardnokalicious
    @Zardnokalicious 3 години тому

    Claus, your question is a fallacy. Tweet Tweet on Island A means there is food while Tweet Tweet on Island B means the breeze feels nice. Just as in English there are words that mean different things in different parts of the World or even within differing dialects.

  • @maximetremblay1716
    @maximetremblay1716 2 години тому

    English is not a complete language without the 60 % of contribution of French !

  • @wingman1936
    @wingman1936 6 годин тому +1

    Claus How the heck is a preference different than "tool of choice" lol. Have a cookie!!

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 6 годин тому

    CDT went counter clockwise…

  • @Nikolahav
    @Nikolahav 6 годин тому +4

    When you say what europeans say in german accent Klaus know this: There are 200 different languages spoken on this continent, making it incredibly diverse, both culturally and linguistically. Funny thing he says about european languages, when you think a little bit and realize there is no American language. Dont ever forget that Klaus. You germanic barbarian descendant. Funny guy.

    • @Scott-qv4nj
      @Scott-qv4nj 4 години тому +1

      There is American languages, they are spoken by the Americans who live on reservations. There are very very few speakers.

    • @Nikolahav
      @Nikolahav 3 години тому

      @Scott-qv4nj really? Now really

  • @lpanades
    @lpanades 2 години тому

    This vehicle is in reality: a TD with turret and bad dpm and aimtime. Good mobility but bad backward speed. You should play it like a TD because has no armor. But its gun is marvelous. slow to aim but fantastic to pen.

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 4 години тому

    Birds do tweet differently.... Oh claus....
    👈☕😉👍

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 6 годин тому +1

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @christhepow
    @christhepow 4 години тому

    Birds are diff in certain places...North American crows sound diff than Australian crows.

  • @tommyshaw25
    @tommyshaw25 2 години тому

    All about volume Claus.

  • @NickKlamerth
    @NickKlamerth 5 годин тому

    birds chirp differently, even finches have different songs.
    humans have different noses too, asian noses, european noses, and I´m not talking about di**s. there is even a country in Europe where they talk 3 different languages..

  • @BionicleJackson
    @BionicleJackson 46 хвилин тому

    Everything in the world, aside from people, evolve and adapt. People stopped doing that centuries ago. Because we have technological advancements, we don't need to. We have cultures where individuals are meant to "fit in", to be the same. Culture is the determining factor of what is acceptable. Conformity and NOT evolving, that's how we do it. Then we fight over which culture is the best. It's very cosmopolitan, unlike nature.

  • @HeinzGuderian_
    @HeinzGuderian_ 6 годин тому

    There's only one language...It's just English with an accent.

  • @JuanMendoza-sz8iy
    @JuanMendoza-sz8iy 6 годин тому +2

    Ever hear of the Tower of Babel?

    • @oheebatch_algorytmu
      @oheebatch_algorytmu Годину тому

      I am afraid that fairy tale is not from trustworthy source and whole istory was really deeply fricked up

  • @garrywhittington
    @garrywhittington Годину тому

    Genesis 11/7 . Explains why we all have different languages. Hope that helps.

  • @tmanimal
    @tmanimal 5 годин тому

    Nearly all languages have some commallity except for the Basque language or Euskara... Even though it is spoken in Northern Spain and Southern France, it has no similarity with any other European language... No one seems to know where it originated....

  • @peterk_hh
    @peterk_hh 4 години тому

    Thanks for that explenation about regular schmo. In Germany it could mean "normaler Kerl" oder "Durchschnittstyp" maybe. ❤

  • @danoltean7136
    @danoltean7136 4 години тому

    people are ...let's go with...strange 😁

  • @dimwit7474
    @dimwit7474 Годину тому

    .. you'd think that Claus would take the time, and make the EFFORT to try to Continuously IMPRooVE his "entertainment" rather than BEGging for UNDESERVED Likes/Comments/Subscribes ...

  • @ezacher4634
    @ezacher4634 40 хвилин тому

    The word is mores. Cultural and societies ways of doing things.

  • @sultanbev
    @sultanbev 3 години тому

    CDT looks like an ARL-44 to me - is it the same tank?

  • @magnusafberg169
    @magnusafberg169 6 годин тому

    The Smo man was a Swede. ops "am". He is still kicking. Actually he talks little bit Swenglish :)

  • @Gamu13
    @Gamu13 42 хвилини тому

    Evolution works very very slowly.
    Birds in both islands evolved through mutation gene by gene according their environment too in million years timeline.
    On the other hand humans is very new species, we also evolved too, our brain become bigger , we lose hair from all over the body and we lose our ancestor's long tail.
    Thanks Claus to mention these beautiful scientific questions in your channel ... and make us, the "regular smalls" scratch our brain.
    As Greek i scoop always my Salad dishes and all oily foods with bread .... (delicious olive oil)

  • @loganlikes269
    @loganlikes269 14 хвилин тому

    I’m American and I eat with mouth

  • @andivxx
    @andivxx Годину тому

    Even if chirping sounds the same, it might have a different meaning depending of the area. Still love you, no homo

  • @john0815
    @john0815 2 години тому

    Schmoo is a Jiddisch word comes from Europe ☺️🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @NilsHedenstierna
    @NilsHedenstierna 6 годин тому

    It was a swede talking about the small people. We care about small people 😢

  • @madmcadder4536
    @madmcadder4536 2 години тому

    Have you heard of Esperanto Claus?

  • @billybobjohnroane1692
    @billybobjohnroane1692 6 годин тому

    Tony Hayward "sorry"God made them that way!

  • @shinraddkindheart
    @shinraddkindheart 2 години тому

    I think if you leave a group of humans alone in an area for long enough, they will make a new language. As evidence, I point to the Gen Zs who have HUGE screen times and they're mostly not very adept at real human to human conversation. They've invented all sorts of words regular humans don't use. One example, "Skibidi"... Something to do with a toilet I believe. Makes sense they let a toilet tell them what words to invent. I bet the next generation will invent a word because they watch a video with something floating in said toilet telling them to, and they listen...

  • @NiceSales-pu4vd
    @NiceSales-pu4vd 4 години тому

    It sounds more like you misunderstood the Germanic language usage. Since English is a descendant part of that language branch. But this expression exists in several languages.

  • @P_E_P_1966
    @P_E_P_1966 4 години тому

    Found wrong meaning - lost in translation error - while trying to do good - for purpose !

  • @DK_1983
    @DK_1983 3 години тому

    im happy with my average size beak o.o

  • @user-me6dx6xk1g
    @user-me6dx6xk1g 6 годин тому

    Where the hell is the Grille?!?!