You Had 14 Useless Team Mates - Therefore You Suck!

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @ClausKellerman
    @ClausKellerman  6 годин тому +7

    "You lost therefore you suck!" tee shirt?

    • @DMarzella
      @DMarzella 5 годин тому

      Yes. Please.

    • @grantderue
      @grantderue 5 годин тому

      We need a "LOW ROLL!" t-shirt!

  • @jeremymontgomery9354
    @jeremymontgomery9354 9 годин тому +16

    Claus, believe it or not, many of your viewers don't watch your videos for your analytical exposition on the working of the game. We're here because we love everything else you do that others don't. You have Bob and Biggest AH and Cheaters Exposed and your rants about society.

    • @MomoKawashima5
      @MomoKawashima5 7 годин тому +3

      I can second that. I stopped playing this game about 5 years ago and I'm not coming back, but I love listening to Claus' comedy

    • @garyhardison9265
      @garyhardison9265 Годину тому

      /\ what that guy said

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver 9 годин тому +11

    "You lost, therefore you suck" is such a catchy AND true sentence.
    It's worth embroidering on a cushion. 😂

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 8 годин тому +1

      ...or even on a CK t-shirt

    • @joyroc885
      @joyroc885 7 годин тому +1

      If only it was short enough to put on a license plate. lol

    • @danerogers9058
      @danerogers9058 5 годин тому

      Blaming your team when it's the MM you should be questioning shows who is the real stupid on the team.

  • @AmO-z5h
    @AmO-z5h 5 годин тому +2

    Grinding is now totally useless. For new players it's a nightmare. Grinding a new line, not worth it. Before you are finished, 15 new tanks and mechanics and crew skills are released. You can't get used to playing a certain tank anymore, because within 6 months everything is changed.

  • @mtsinterests3255
    @mtsinterests3255 10 годин тому +6

    Bob is BACK !!!!!!!!

  • @brien656
    @brien656 10 годин тому +4

    It probably pissed Bob off,. being so nice yesterday, lol,. He should remain his natural self!🤣

  • @jameslanning8405
    @jameslanning8405 6 годин тому +1

    Apparently, Bob becomes, "Bad Bob," when he gets coffee in the morning.
    No coffee... Good Bob!
    "No poppa-donia for you!"

  • @stevecastellarin698
    @stevecastellarin698 8 годин тому +1

    Intros with Bob - I love them!!! Now that's how you start off a video!! Great job Claus!!!!!

  • @MrSnoozo
    @MrSnoozo 4 години тому

    around 10:00, while you're mumbling away.
    Notice something in this game, at first hulldown shooting tanks,
    notice when he fires at the IS-7, his shots "magically" does no damage,
    Then later on when he does damage an IS-7, LOWroll below 700.

  • @KOS762
    @KOS762 5 годин тому

    Yep, I had 9.1k damage in my Obj 430U, and lost an advance because my AP shell bounced off the side of a one shot EBR, and he hid from me till the time ran out, for the win. They were on defense. My oh my, what a frustrating moment.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 10 годин тому +3

    60 tp went clockwise…

  • @thomasfeiller2207
    @thomasfeiller2207 5 годин тому

    The answer to the aiming question can only be had by surveying the top 10 players as to what their personal observation and experience is. UNICOM experience is probably the best indicator.... so ask them

  • @ivanstepanovic1327
    @ivanstepanovic1327 4 години тому

    Patrol duty with a heavy... Please... I remember from back in the day that I played this game that I won 2 Raider medals (capture enemy base without ever being detected by an enemy in the entire match). Ona was with stock KV-3

  • @jamqqq319
    @jamqqq319 42 хвилини тому +1

    More Bob please!

  • @danerogers9058
    @danerogers9058 4 години тому

    Gotta love the attack noobs who have no real strategy except W button who die early and blame campers for their stupity.

  • @victorduffy4459
    @victorduffy4459 4 години тому

    I suck even when I win. I hang out on the edge and let my more skilled teammates do the heavy lifting.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 10 годин тому +2

    Is-7 went counter clockwise

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 7 годин тому

    Bob, always pushing the boundaries of propriety.

  • @alex.mielus
    @alex.mielus 5 годин тому

    I was SHOCKED that the IS 7 game only lasted 3 minutes and something, Bob said 4 minutes! What is this, a scam?!? 😱

  • @garyhardison9265
    @garyhardison9265 Годину тому

    Papa-donya 😂 we love you Claus thanks for the laughs 😅

  • @DK_1983
    @DK_1983 7 годин тому

    Aiming depends on how many DLC's you've bought in steam

  • @richvandervecken3954
    @richvandervecken3954 8 годин тому

    Claus your theory on snapping shots has a much lower probability if you are driving a German tank than any other nations tanks in the game. The second lowest probability for snapping shots to work are American tanks. When I was playing I played these to nations almost exclusively with only a few exceptions and if I snapped a shot while I was moving 80% of the time my shots would go straight into the dirt just a little way away from me completely outside of the aiming circle at the time. Maybe wargamming just had special parameters for me because they hated me with a passion for pointing out obvious ways they could eliminate all cheat mods if they wanted to. The fact that they allow the cheat mods to me is proof that they are probably creating most of them and making a huge amount of money doing it. These cheaters and wargamming's refusal to implement a simple fix are the reason I no longer play the game. I do enjoy your content for the raw comedy of it and from time to time I briefly consider reinstalling it but I know it is worse now than it has ever been which would make me rage quit again anyway so why would I waste my time with it?

  • @TheBigCat2001
    @TheBigCat2001 6 годин тому

    and there it is .

  • @davidlabedz2046
    @davidlabedz2046 8 годин тому +1

    Bob, either needs more coffee in the morning, or to be cut-off from coffee.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT 7 годин тому

    would you say its harder to do 9k damage and lose, rather than do 9k damage and win?

  • @m1093Vickieie
    @m1093Vickieie 10 годин тому +3

    My cat looks at me judgmentally when I laugh at this video. She's obviously jealous😻

    • @dinobone
      @dinobone 7 годин тому

      Guess it wasn't fingered correctly 😂

  • @offhamsterwheel2789
    @offhamsterwheel2789 5 годин тому

    hyperBob the announcer needs to take a Lorazepam after this , lol

  • @dughuff8825
    @dughuff8825 9 годин тому

    What happened to "and you will lose all your credits!" ? 😄

  • @ravenrox9776
    @ravenrox9776 5 годин тому

    Evil Bob is the best version of Bob. Good Bob sucks!

  • @dougc3196
    @dougc3196 4 години тому

    Bob is allergic to nice

  • @alexsmart5452
    @alexsmart5452 8 годин тому +1

    "Ever have 9000 damaged and lost?"
    Ive done half of that a lot.

  • @joyroc885
    @joyroc885 7 годин тому

    I find it I try to snap a shot with out aiming I might hit 30-40% of the time if I'm lucky. If the shot really needs to count then that number goes down. I also find that 90% of the people the shoot me that don't aim hit. But at the some time I miss a lot to when aiming. This is with a good crew and equipment. Its almost darn it you do darn if you don't. But when war gaming lifts it rng penalty (that they claim they don't do wink wink) off of me I normally end up destroying everyone.

  • @CarlSubUrban
    @CarlSubUrban 10 годин тому +2

    Thanks to Bob and Claus!

  • @hughbello4704
    @hughbello4704 19 хвилин тому

    I like the James Bond type intros better than BOB.

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 3 години тому

    Today's lesson: Driving in the open.

  • @livefree1981aw
    @livefree1981aw 7 годин тому

    Yes. Object 704. Almost 11k, died because i ran out of ammunition.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 10 годин тому +1

    Nice horn effects. More please. Great bob intro.

  • @michaeltalay3556
    @michaeltalay3556 5 годин тому

    I Love Bob and his Vids .... Please don't filter him

  • @ossiosric6283
    @ossiosric6283 10 годин тому +1

    More Bob intros please ... this is so funny to watch and to listen (ear bleeding inc.) ... I love this sh*t :)

  • @shark5919
    @shark5919 8 годин тому

    I don't think I even had 3k damage in my T95 or T30! WOT sucks!

  • @KrypticTheorist
    @KrypticTheorist 5 годин тому

    Sadly I think no PC creators can help with console.

  • @danerogers9058
    @danerogers9058 5 годин тому

    The MM in this game is a rigged POS. I can predict who will win 90% of the time. Balance and a level playing field is a joke, it's a pay to win vehicle for cash wielding underachievers who value wins over competitive fair play.

  • @p4radigm989
    @p4radigm989 6 годин тому

    Bob picks better games than Claus

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 8 годин тому

    🤔.....hhmmmm, I think you may be correct

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 8 годин тому

      Yes will win

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 8 годин тому

      😐.....damn

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton 5 годин тому

    The game u play

  • @The_Uncle_Cookie
    @The_Uncle_Cookie 4 години тому

    F4KER Clan? Thought that was Forker Clan

  • @sottedkraken9971
    @sottedkraken9971 8 годин тому

    Why is Bob talking?

  • @Fr33Zone
    @Fr33Zone 2 години тому

    👍👍

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 10 годин тому

    Strv was doing a spooting mission

  • @zimmlock
    @zimmlock 9 годин тому

    aiming time is not calculated in Damage per Minute, DPM is the amount of shells you can maximal put out of your cannon in one minute by the maximum damage the shells can do, as soon as you start aiming you lose time of your minute.

  • @Zombywoof92553
    @Zombywoof92553 6 годин тому

    Had to skip first part, it annoys me

  • @gunthervanhecke2182
    @gunthervanhecke2182 9 годин тому +2

    I'm going to stop wot by the end of this year they always call me a noob ect after 14 years

    • @MDMARaver
      @MDMARaver 9 годин тому

      If you're so sensitive that you actually care what some (presumably drunk or otherwise mentally retarded) strangers throw at you, then you're in the wrong place at WOT anyway. 🤷🏻

    • @joshuaboudreau5258
      @joshuaboudreau5258 9 годин тому

      I'm sure you're playing is not indicative of being a noob. Don't listen to the assholes. Take a break though. That's just healthy. Good luck friend

    • @MDMARaver
      @MDMARaver 8 годин тому

      @@gunthervanhecke2182 If you're so sensitive that you actually care what some (presumably drunk or otherwise mentally retarded) strangers throw at you, then you're in the wrong place at WOT anyway.

    • @MDMARaver
      @MDMARaver 8 годин тому

      @@gunthervanhecke2182 If you're so sensitive that you actually care what some (presumably drunk) strangers throw at you, then you're in the wrong place at WOT anyway.

  • @alanfindlay3233
    @alanfindlay3233 5 годин тому

    First 4 minutes on mute.

  • @salty4496
    @salty4496 4 години тому

    :)

  • @wryfox9299
    @wryfox9299 9 годин тому

    Sometimes I miss Granola Bob and his yoga mat

  • @mikkac
    @mikkac 9 годин тому

    😂

  • @vincentvanderkemp2041
    @vincentvanderkemp2041 8 годин тому +1

    Lose the intro

  • @fredsmith7538
    @fredsmith7538 8 годин тому

    Apt title, when WG says no its always a firm no so you suck whatever.

  • @dominiquesilva9097
    @dominiquesilva9097 9 годин тому

    my record is 8.8k in a Draw with the E100

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 8 годин тому

    Love ya bob!
    ☕👍

  • @stephenbennett9427
    @stephenbennett9427 8 годин тому

    Happy algorithm comment have a good day if you play SPG you'll find that if you fully aim you'll hit somewhere in the circle but if they move as you fire so that they are outside the circle your shell will hit dead centre