This really reminded me of the Steve Carell character from the Big Short. Said with enough authority and yet still a chuckle to come across as dead serious.
The hardest part for Louis was choosing which of his many rants to repurpose for this speech, since there's many classic ones. But he did well. The only thing missing in this speech was cats interrupting him.
Indeed. I've deleted videos I didn't like from my UA-cam history using Android to keep it from affecting recommendations. Recently got a cheap used iPad just to use for videos around home, and clicking one of those videos caused it to resume playback from where I stopped previously, despite it not being in my history. Because they still have everything, all I did was hide it from myself.
@@CetegaDid you delete it from your google account? Reply if you need my help You need to delete it from your search, activity history, and youtube history. All of it can be accessed in google account Dont judge me I just want to help
And btw Yeah, google track your activity What your typing, what you copy and screenshot, how long you opened it, and several other *my other comment get deleted
I keep screaming at him that he needs to do us all a solid and run for Congress and get term limits installed. He would fuck everyone up at the Fed… it would be glorious.
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@@jasonshere why can't I have backed up my pride? For I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
Local speech to text that gets the two most important things right. 1) doesn't permanently store arguments with girlfriend in the cloud. 2) two s's and two n's.
I'm not getting 2). None of the permutations make sense to me. snns, snsn, nssn, ssnn, nsns, nnss None of those are an abbreviation I've seen before. I can't think of anything else which could be meant by this, either.
Eulas should be illegal how they are written. They should be a 1 page, plain English, easy to understand terms. If you cannot get it in 1 page, you shouldn't be able to use it.
That's how the EU is trying to approach it! It's not perfect but it's better. Law says that the binding legality of these ToS is limited by its own nature of how it's presented to the user, and unilaterally imposed by the provider.
"If the terms of the EULA violate the law, the EULA is unenforsable" You know, we should fight for consumer rights laws and we would be able to solve the problem.
One thing I've noticed about Louis is how eloquent he is. Your train of thought is always right there, so many of us can't do this without some sort of training.
Studies have shown its correlated with your working memory, which determines your ability to juggle different concepts. This also helps with focus because you're able to orient your thoughts better. It's largely a genetic trait but can be improved. I often struggle with speeches and focus since I've found my working memory to be on the lower end.
Currently, using voice to text with the FUTO keyboard, I currently have a box fan directly on me and I've been using this keyboard for about a week now since you first made the video about it. I'm very impressed with this keyboard. It has been wonderful. It is very accurate and fast with the voice to text.
For a speech made up on the spot, I’m impressed at how Louis set up, expanded upon, and tied together all of his points so perfectly. I am now scrubbing my Takeout for creepy junk that doesn’t belong there.
the data won't ACTUALLY be deleted if you do, just makes you not see them, sure it may stop hackers on your account, but won't stop Google from using it against you
@@maremike2691It’s also his area of expertise and he is passionate about it. But on god, would I love the ability to talk coherently and concisely like that on the spot.
Hi Louis! I am new to your channel, it was recommended to me by a friend. Your speech enunciation is perfect and you have a very confident, intelligent tone in your voice. Thank you for sharing this amazing inspiration! I look forward to many more amazing, insightful, educational and helpful lessons you share!
This FUTO keyboard is fantastic. It finally makes voice to text fast and usable. Far better than the stock voice to text from Google and Apple. THANK YOU *Sent by FUTO keyboard.
They even put user agreements in a lot of these tech products that you don't agree to till AFTER your purchase and you can't use what you ALREADY "bought" till you agree to it.
I mean I read any agreements to do with housing, insurance or anything where I'm supposed to be making/earning money rather than spending it, but _even I_ didn't read the Google TOS.
@@addison1024 Yeah, that makes sense, too. Especially if you're in the US where banks are less regulated than here (UK) and sometimes you get things like low deposit fees. I do actually tend to read them for banks as well, but I don't open up bank accounts that often, and usually the majority of the terms are about general overdraft interest and fees, which aren't relevant for any of the accounts I have anyway. Also credit cards. Definitely read the terms on those. Don't want to get caught out and actually have to pay the extortionate interest rates.
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
I was called cold with no prior info on University stage on Independance day celebration infront of 2000+ audience because i got a significant RnD grant. My ass was torn but that was the best thing ever happend for my confidence in public speaking. I avoided everything in school but had i took the chance to speak publically then...
Just chiming in here to say that I was skeptical at first about this keyboard. I made the change because I was starting to get a little frustrated with the features of the Android system keyboard. So I figured why not try it out? It took a little bit of getting used to, but for the most part, the change was relatively smooth. Then I decided to try out the speech-to-text feature, and I gotta say, I am blown away at the performance of it. Right out of the box, it recognized exactly what I was trying to say with very few, if any, errors at all. What's more is it is lightning fast. It takes maybe one second at absolute maximum to determine exactly what you say during a single voice input. In fact, it actually figures out what I'm trying to say faster than I can even say it. It can even detect errors in what you say, like if you stutter or say a single word multiple times in a row, sometimes it actually picks up on that and does not include the errors in what you speak. Just to drive the point home, this entire comment was formed entirely with the speech-to-text input, no other user input. This truly is an amazing keyboard.
I have been using the Futo keyboard now since this video came out and I will say it is very nice but I do wish that it had the ability to type the words that I am saying while I am using text-to-speech, This way, if I am speaking a very long sentence, then I can look back at what I've said to ensure that it is correct without having to wait. I also wish it would automatically detect when I am done speaking as well. Other than that, the text to speech is rather fantastic and actually better than the Google keyboard I was using at the time. So this is a big thumbs up for me and I really enjoy the product.
Well :p I say Antidisestablishmentarianism and if that dosnt get you trying to say it 3 times fast then try floccinaucinihilipilification three times fast and see if your text to voice pukes or not lmao
This is a bit off topic,, but... I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
I'll definitely download it on my Phone, but in its current state it's sadly unusable for me on my Tablet, as it seems like there is no split keyboard setting yet, which is vital on a big tablet. so hopefully that will be implemented soon 😅
I DEFINITELY quickly eyeball-skim everything that I'm agreeing to (EULA/ToS/whatever) and scroll all the way to the bottom, no more than 10 or 12 seconds, because devs sometimes hide optional bloatware in there with check boxes or just other questionable things that I'd have to uncheck. It hasn't happened to me in a long while thankfully AND YET I still quickly skim through every single thing being installed or agreed to just to make sure there is no hidden BS because I have trust issues now lol.
I wish this would be also ported for iOS - in EU we can sideload stuff so even if Apple won't allow for such an option this could be a viable alternative of an ai keyboard for people with older phone models
In English class a couple years ago we had to make an account for something, and instead of doing the task one guy in my class spent the entire double reading the terms and conditions… so either he was pretending to read it to get out of the task somehow or there really are people who read them
I like how the Futo dictation app doesn't randomly capitalize words for no reason so that if I were to go back and fix every instance of it doing such it would take longer than if I had just typed out the message in the first place.
The White House press secretary just released footage confirming Louis’ ties to elephants and the Mafia. We’re still unclear on the details but all we know is that when any man or woman goes toe to toe with this behemoth; you’re gonna be limpin home. That’s the PG-13 version ✌️ 8 year subscriber, Onlison
I love FUTO's Voice to text, and I wholly back this project. The keyboard is still pretty rough, swipe texting is miles behind Google's, sadly. I still daily drive FUTO Keyboard to avoid their bullshit data collection though.
Lmfao “No you don’t, fuck you” at a work conference. Classic Lou
It's the truth, they're worse than the _"uhm, akshually"_ people. Awful.
This really reminded me of the Steve Carell character from the Big Short. Said with enough authority and yet still a chuckle to come across as dead serious.
It's such a classic response in general
@@rossmanngroup I always assume I can learn from others. (I can always ask a question afterwards, to prevent embarrassment)
@@rossmanngroup 🤓🖕 Whell, acktually
The hardest part for Louis was choosing which of his many rants to repurpose for this speech, since there's many classic ones. But he did well. The only thing missing in this speech was cats interrupting him.
And a footnote about LG TVs spying on you.
‘Deleting history’ removes your access to it, not the data.
this
Ding ding ding and even if you ask to have it delete it really can’t be done even if they tried
Indeed. I've deleted videos I didn't like from my UA-cam history using Android to keep it from affecting recommendations. Recently got a cheap used iPad just to use for videos around home, and clicking one of those videos caused it to resume playback from where I stopped previously, despite it not being in my history. Because they still have everything, all I did was hide it from myself.
@@CetegaDid you delete it from your google account?
Reply if you need my help
You need to delete it from your search, activity history, and youtube history. All of it can be accessed in google account
Dont judge me
I just want to help
And btw
Yeah, google track your activity What your typing, what you copy and screenshot, how long you opened it, and several other
*my other comment get deleted
The traits of a leader, right here. Able to make a clear, concise, and powerful speech on the spot
“No you don’t, fuck you"
Strong leader shit right there
I keep screaming at him that he needs to do us all a solid and run for Congress and get term limits installed.
He would fuck everyone up at the Fed… it would be glorious.
This speech sucked, if this is your model for "leader" please shop around.
Accurate title, probably how most of them are made.
If it ain’t broke. Don’t fix it. But still fight for the ability to repair if it you wanted to try.
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
Yep; and if they do actually end up deleting any of your data, they'll make sure to keep a backup for themselves just in case.
@@jasonshere why can't I have backed up my pride? For I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
Louis consistently calls it out. This channel should have 100 million subs. People need to wake up. Still miss the NY bike rides tho.
Local speech to text that gets the two most important things right. 1) doesn't permanently store arguments with girlfriend in the cloud. 2) two s's and two n's.
I'm not getting 2).
None of the permutations make sense to me.
snns, snsn, nssn, ssnn, nsns, nnss
None of those are an abbreviation I've seen before. I can't think of anything else which could be meant by this, either.
@@Alice_FumoRoSSmaNN
@@llamatar Oh..
Well, I feel stupid now. Anyways, thanks for clearing this up.
@@Alice_Fumo Bro iterated like it's TOC 😂😂😂
And it wouldn't have used apostrophes for plurals because it's not stupid.
Eulas should be illegal how they are written. They should be a 1 page, plain English, easy to understand terms. If you cannot get it in 1 page, you shouldn't be able to use it.
That's how the EU is trying to approach it! It's not perfect but it's better.
Law says that the binding legality of these ToS is limited by its own nature of how it's presented to the user, and unilaterally imposed by the provider.
"If the terms of the EULA violate the law, the EULA is unenforsable"
You know, we should fight for consumer rights laws and we would be able to solve the problem.
You have to put a limit on characters. If you say one page only, they'll make the font size 1.
Should be easy understandable by an average 10 year old
They also should not be giving themselves permission to alter an alleged contract at any time their whims sway. It's not a valid contract.
Louis, If you were a cartoon character, you'd be the one that gets bluebirds to sing on your shoulders.
😂 I really enjoyed reading this
9/10 didn't end speech with "that's all for today and as always I hope you learned something".
One thing I've noticed about Louis is how eloquent he is. Your train of thought is always right there, so many of us can't do this without some sort of training.
Studies have shown its correlated with your working memory, which determines your ability to juggle different concepts.
This also helps with focus because you're able to orient your thoughts better.
It's largely a genetic trait but can be improved. I often struggle with speeches and focus since I've found my working memory to be on the lower end.
This concept sounds interesting. Do you have some training recommendations?
I spent 4 hours reading "Steam's terms of service".
4 HOURS!
Did you agree?
@@dupdrop no I did not agree to it. & went spend 2 hours reading the G.O.G terms of service which was much better.
@@dupdrop no
@@kevinerbs2778 hopefully for you GOG doesn't shut down lmao
@@kevinerbs2778what were some red flags for you?
This guy is a great speaker, no teleprompter, no rehearsal, just speaks on the spot
I mean, after so many years screaming at a camera in your living room, you've probably gotten good at this.
Currently, using voice to text with the FUTO keyboard, I currently have a box fan directly on me and I've been using this keyboard for about a week now since you first made the video about it. I'm very impressed with this keyboard. It has been wonderful. It is very accurate and fast with the voice to text.
I can see some grammatical errors but it still tries more with the punctuation than any other voice to text I’ve seen
The only thing that it's missing is automatic language switching which Gboard does.
I love how passionate you are about this! Your ability to get straight to the poignant points during an impromptu speech is truly impressive HAHA :D
Thank you again for your honesty. 😊
For a speech made up on the spot, I’m impressed at how Louis set up, expanded upon, and tied together all of his points so perfectly.
I am now scrubbing my Takeout for creepy junk that doesn’t belong there.
He either does presentations regularly, or this channel benefits him gibing the skill to talk on the spot
the data won't ACTUALLY be deleted if you do, just makes you not see them, sure it may stop hackers on your account, but won't stop Google from using it against you
@@maremike2691It’s also his area of expertise and he is passionate about it. But on god, would I love the ability to talk coherently and concisely like that on the spot.
Hi Louis! I am new to your channel, it was recommended to me by a friend. Your speech enunciation is perfect and you have a very confident, intelligent tone in your voice. Thank you for sharing this amazing inspiration! I look forward to many more amazing, insightful, educational and helpful lessons you share!
Way to think on your feet... Louis!
I enjoyed your impromptu speech!
👍👍❤️😃
george
😎🤿🦈🦑🇺🇸
S. TEXAS
I downloaded this as soon as I seen your last video on it and I will say it works fantastic. Im using the voice to talk future as we speak.
Da*n, this keyboard is slick! Much better than open source variant I was using. And, speech to text is fast!
Louis, did you forget to ask Clinton to set your calendar? Louis you need to do that, Clinton is very good at it.
Protect this man
This FUTO keyboard is fantastic. It finally makes voice to text fast and usable. Far better than the stock voice to text from Google and Apple.
THANK YOU
*Sent by FUTO keyboard.
They even put user agreements in a lot of these tech products that you don't agree to till AFTER your purchase and you can't use what you ALREADY "bought" till you agree to it.
I mean I read any agreements to do with housing, insurance or anything where I'm supposed to be making/earning money rather than spending it, but _even I_ didn't read the Google TOS.
I've read them for banks. I'm only 18 though, so I haven't had a lot of chances to read them other places that actually matter
@@addison1024 Yeah, that makes sense, too. Especially if you're in the US where banks are less regulated than here (UK) and sometimes you get things like low deposit fees. I do actually tend to read them for banks as well, but I don't open up bank accounts that often, and usually the majority of the terms are about general overdraft interest and fees, which aren't relevant for any of the accounts I have anyway.
Also credit cards. Definitely read the terms on those. Don't want to get caught out and actually have to pay the extortionate interest rates.
Downloaded and bought, thank you!!
Bought and no download
I didn't even know Google Takeout was a thing 🤯
Professor Bossmann
Whos Aaron??? You talkin about A A Ron?
Eron Wolf...Louis's boss!
D-Nice
Pre-sent o/
Every time I see Eron I think "EE" "RON" like some racist boomer or Scooby Doo trying to say "EE" "Lawn" . xD
😂😂😂
De Nice?! Where is the De Nice??
If futo made a phone, I'd buy it today.
Louis is a gem!
Thanks!
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
Sometimes the best speeches are the ones that are impromptu. You did a great job.
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
Getting that keyboard now. Thanks so much for mentioning that.
=)) Love how your titles are self-deprecating yet so funny
Louis you legend you.
Well done Louis!
One man can make a difference
Those years of experience of off-the-cuff conversations, with a stadium-sized amount of viewers, really came in handy.
I already have it and I'm using it to type this right now! Works great!
You find our future talent in the most unexpected places.
Great speech. No cat vids lately. Yeah, I went there.
Now that is a master of his craft.
I like how you just immediately walked off at the end like Napoleon Dynamite. Am kiddin with ya. It was a good speech. Also "speech" is a funny word.
Great audio capture on this one!
Agreed
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
He just like me fr. Awesome job Louis
Louis doesn't need a speech written, he is literally a hard drive.
That was one hell of a sales pitch.
I was called cold with no prior info on University stage on Independance day celebration infront of 2000+ audience because i got a significant RnD grant.
My ass was torn but that was the best thing ever happend for my confidence in public speaking.
I avoided everything in school but had i took the chance to speak publically then...
Yeah!
Just chiming in here to say that I was skeptical at first about this keyboard. I made the change because I was starting to get a little frustrated with the features of the Android system keyboard. So I figured why not try it out? It took a little bit of getting used to, but for the most part, the change was relatively smooth. Then I decided to try out the speech-to-text feature, and I gotta say, I am blown away at the performance of it. Right out of the box, it recognized exactly what I was trying to say with very few, if any, errors at all. What's more is it is lightning fast. It takes maybe one second at absolute maximum to determine exactly what you say during a single voice input. In fact, it actually figures out what I'm trying to say faster than I can even say it. It can even detect errors in what you say, like if you stutter or say a single word multiple times in a row, sometimes it actually picks up on that and does not include the errors in what you speak. Just to drive the point home, this entire comment was formed entirely with the speech-to-text input, no other user input. This truly is an amazing keyboard.
I could NEVER! 😨
Been using this keyboard for a few hours and it's great! Just needs to be trained
That was impressive
I'd love to see your old pal charile brown try to give a talk off the top of his head. Keep up the good work Louis.
I have been using the Futo keyboard now since this video came out and I will say it is very nice but I do wish that it had the ability to type the words that I am saying while I am using text-to-speech, This way, if I am speaking a very long sentence, then I can look back at what I've said to ensure that it is correct without having to wait.
I also wish it would automatically detect when I am done speaking as well.
Other than that, the text to speech is rather fantastic and actually better than the Google keyboard I was using at the time. So this is a big thumbs up for me and I really enjoy the product.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Well :p
I say Antidisestablishmentarianism and if that dosnt get you trying to say it 3 times fast then try floccinaucinihilipilification three times fast and see if your text to voice pukes or not lmao
Keyword on "try"
I'm not gonna say that correctly three times in a row, let alone two
This is a bit off topic,, but... I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
This confirms my perception on social media and security
downloaded it, just because i believe in you Louis.
2:04. This guy couldn't handle the "F You" From Louis.
Came back at 3:10
Wow Epic Lolz
He came back.
Little do they know that Louis has 11 years experience doing exactly this
"you may want to delete" Simply cannot help going off and sharing your personal life advice xD
Just downloaded Futo Keyboard and Futo Voice. Very nice.
holy i don't think I've ever seen you walk before lmfao at the end you walk around! instead of sitting in your chair besides blackberry lol
Great job louis
Louis is an authority on the topic of fixing computers. I would love if he started smoking cigars. I would love his analysis of flavors!
lmao that walk off at the end
💚🙏🏾
I was also once told I am "surprising good" at impromptu speeches
I'll definitely download it on my Phone, but in its current state it's sadly unusable for me on my Tablet, as it seems like there is no split keyboard setting yet, which is vital on a big tablet.
so hopefully that will be implemented soon 😅
Maybe he should run for president.
I've always felt like I was typing drunk when using my phone's keyboard though.
I tried to read the end user lisence agreement just to be the one guy who's read it. It was impossible lmaooo
Thanks.........when "Google Transplant" harvests my organs, at least I can rest easy that I never used their voice-2-text.
Yes, not even once.
I DEFINITELY quickly eyeball-skim everything that I'm agreeing to (EULA/ToS/whatever) and scroll all the way to the bottom, no more than 10 or 12 seconds, because devs sometimes hide optional bloatware in there with check boxes or just other questionable things that I'd have to uncheck. It hasn't happened to me in a long while thankfully AND YET I still quickly skim through every single thing being installed or agreed to just to make sure there is no hidden BS because I have trust issues now lol.
Yes, exactly. It's painful watching someone just click through Next Next Next Yes Next Okay ugh
hahaa, this man is a Legend
We exist. I do sometimes(!) read the EULA. Haven't read the Windows one, though…
No you don't, fuck you
-Louis
banger banger bangere bganger
OK I downloaded it
Meanwhile LG TV's "No Signal" screensaver running in the background 😅
I used to do my college math homework in class. If the professor asked for me to do a problem on the board, I would just copy my own work!
I wish this would be also ported for iOS - in EU we can sideload stuff so even if Apple won't allow for such an option this could be a viable alternative of an ai keyboard for people with older phone models
Just from all the videos, I had the sense that he was pretty much doing everything ex tempore.
The DMV .. Luis Rossman
In English class a couple years ago we had to make an account for something, and instead of doing the task one guy in my class spent the entire double reading the terms and conditions… so either he was pretending to read it to get out of the task somehow or there really are people who read them
I wonder if there’s a sign posted on the entrance to his workshop, “PC NOT SPOKEN HERE!”.
I do skim it for certain words and phrases.
That's it!
Great Stuff Louis, So what Phone do you think is the best today?
I like how the Futo dictation app doesn't randomly capitalize words for no reason so that if I were to go back and fix every instance of it doing such it would take longer than if I had just typed out the message in the first place.
Would be cool if futo has dedicated button to switch languages like gboard
He was 19 in 2009?
Jeez.. would not have guessed that
I’d be really curious if it would be possible to bring their keyboard to iOS or if Apple’s ToS wouldn’t allow it.
Love Futo but the swipe-texting function is still quite a bit behind Google Keyboard. Would love it if you can pour more love into that feature.
I tried the keyboard. The voice to text is incredible.
The White House press secretary just released footage confirming Louis’ ties to elephants and the Mafia.
We’re still unclear on the details but all we know is that when any man or woman goes toe to toe with this behemoth; you’re gonna be limpin home.
That’s the PG-13 version ✌️
8 year subscriber,
Onlison
I love FUTO's Voice to text, and I wholly back this project.
The keyboard is still pretty rough, swipe texting is miles behind Google's, sadly. I still daily drive FUTO Keyboard to avoid their bullshit data collection though.
I hate Googles voice text to speech infuriates me most premium devices had it and half the time it worked. Thank you will be trying futo