Theres only one thing that GS values more than a goblin slaying contract, and that is the person who gives him the goblin slaying contracts, dont mess with guild lady
Not Depicted in the Anime: This guy was in a party with 3 other guys. Those 3 all had barely working equipment (read: repaired way past the point of usefulness) while he had brand new equipment at the time of the interview. The not-halfling consistently screwed his party out of dungeon treasure and (if I remember right) took the bigger cut out of the quest rewards: he handled quest taking and reporting and had his party convinced the rewards were lower than they actually were. Right before or after this interview came the interview with the rest of the party and they actually got promoted. So yeah this guy was just that much of a scumbag.
I commented that the thing about taking what loot you find was a dumb rule but I’m that context I agree he’s a dick for stealing their hard earned pay and for considering to attack her. Still hate the rule but that doesn’t make violence justified.
I'd of had he's head for sure if I found that out and say oh I don't know had David Dein's legacy (aka deinsleif) and had to put one to rest to sheave that thing it'd definitely be that guy who ripped me off hardcore
@@fanficlover Probably his first serious promotion exam and didn't realize they'd be cross-referencing the inconsistencies. Or maybe he just thought it was basically a graduation ceremony given that he seemed to expect a triple promotion to Bronze for literally no reason lmao.
I’m sorry but I’m just imagining goblin slayer looking at a picture of this guy and thinking “are you positive that’s not a goblin? Cause I really wanna murder the fuck outta that thing!” Best part is that in the manga, GS thought that the scout was looking more and more like a goblin.
See, the thing is that he hates traitorous adventurers like this guy almost as much as he hates goblins. I'd wager that he had a run in with this sort of scum in the past while developing his goblin-hunting skills.
More importantly, it puts a bad name on adventurers in general and would probably affect their ability to find work and especially for GS where hunting goblins isn't the type of work people typically put out for adventurers
You’re wrong, he’s sitting there silently while thinking of way to destroy the moon while creating a genetic disease that kills goblins in a matter of seconds
AsianShack At least he’s realistic in his assessment of the situation. Asshole: “If I try to attack her, I will lose most of my teeth within seconds... and probably need to be dragged out of this room by the time he’s done.” *Goblin Slayer contemplates the best way to disembowel a goblin.* Asshole: “...F*ck this. I’m out.” *Goblin Slayer is idly wondering if he should try to strangle a goblin with the innards of another goblin.*
Wasn't a fantasy you're a little off the mark. More like a mind based scenario based on instinct and analyzation of the situation more so instinct though. I like to think of it if you've seen the Sherlock homes movies the one that has that underground ring fight how he sees the future essentially and knows how the fight will play out but for him it's more analysis than anything but this guy is more instinct than genius thought process. At least that's how I look at it but regarless of how I look at it it's still not fantasy
Step 1: stay very still Step 2: slowly walk towards your hated enemy Step 3: raise your fist like I am doing right now, and aim it towards your enemy's unsuspecting face Step 4: *I. CAST. FIST!!!*
It's actually even more savage than you think. What he actually said was "Oboeteru!" Which can be translated to "Remember this!" And her response was "Okotowarishimasu" which can be translated to "I politely decline/refuse." She basically told him that the entire scenario wasn't even worth remembering. If words could kill, that dude would be paste.
Goblin Slayer actually wears minimum tier gear so if Goblins ever do(gods forbid) kill him that they shall not be more dangerous for the next adventurers.
Gotta give it to the the guy that he actually was smart enough to realize that acting stupid in front of GS is a bad idea. This actually puts an interesting perspective: while people generally misunderstand GS and think lowly of him (his appearance and obsession with goblins does not match his suprisingly high rank), even a piece of shit like this guy recognises that GS is still someone you do not want to screw with unless you want to have a very bad time.
Wait till we get to the contents that covers the Volume 4 Light Novel, this guy will appear again to try and get revenge, while he does have a plan to deal with GS it still ends how we all expect it would.
@@brandorgraccus6653Well it would contradict what he did before as last episode he did kill an Ogre and while yes it led an army of goblins it was not a Goblin.
I just really want to see GS brutalize this fucker. Just go to town and demonstrate what other 5 thousand ways he could take down this pint sized prick, you don’t mess with Guild Girl.
He knows that in the field against threats, even commonly overlooked ones like Goblins, trust is key for a team to survive and one who betrays a team sentences them to death or worse.
I actually did this as a DM in Dungeon of the Mad Mage. The rogue of the group scouted ahead and found a chest. I told him in a private chat that he found a chest. He proceeded to steal the contents for himself. What he failed to realize was that the chest he found was huge and he didn't hide the empty chest. The rest of the party followed and I explained as followed. You come into the room and see a very large chest sitting in the room wide open. There's a busted lock on the ground and the interior of the chest in clean. The party asked him if there was any loot and he said no. I had the paladin roll Insight and the rogue roll deception. He had a very hard time convincing the party that he had not swindled them out of their share of the loot. They ended up abandoning him on the 5th floor of the dungeon tied to a tree for werebats and a green dragon to find.
@@blazesona12 It’s even worse. Green Dragons are well known in (5e at least) D&D lore to enjoy psychological torture. One of their favorite pastimes is hunting down and capturing elves so they can break their minds. That rogue did not have a good day.
Goblin Slayer running an interview, huh? "What is your favorite way to kill goblins?" "So how many goblins do you see yourself slaying in 5 years?" "If you were to find a goblin on the other side of a river with it's back towards you and you didn't have any ranged weapons, how would you kill it?"
"If a goblin is 10 meters high on a cliff as you're walking down below and it ambushes you by jumping at you, and it takes it 2 seconds to reach you, what is the velocity of the goblin?"
Um I'm here for the IT position I don't know much about goblins but I killed a couple dozen of them in Oblivion... So Is that good enough? O and I also watch doblin Slayer and try to imitate the main character!
if its night time then i would start a fire along the river then hid in the water then when the goblin investing the fire i drown him in the river. if its day time why is the goblin up at this time.
Honestly, these would be good questions. Basics are the greatest for handling situations. Sure, it may not be a Goblin, but having to adapt quickly is something all adventurerers need.
The interesting part about this scene is the fact that a lot of the lower ranks didn’t think much of Goblin Slayer till they discovered he was a silver ranked adventurer which is pretty high but on the other hand GS himself didn’t care about his rank and even admit that receiving his rank was “something the association decided“ and not something he aimed for unlike other adventurers.
@@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201not exactly the side story (year 1) covers one of his earlier promotions. The exception was the scrutiny he got. Normally somebody with his “experience points” would be stamped quickly but he’d gotten a full guild audit (Guild Girls superior came in to look him over and with his record on paper she came in dubious, not generous). The key concern was normally to reach certain ranks you need to prove you can work with a party which he’d almost never done at that point. He’s an unusual case but it was judged that he still met qualifications, namely that he can work with others when need, and while he doesn’t utilize them as much his general skills are solid. She did note that while deserving an increase in rank he was a horrible adventurer, which he agreed with.
For people that think that guild girl's punishment was harsh, please remember Rhea scout was stealing from the group by keeping the loot for himself. He was putting his teammates lives in needless danger with his greed. The fact that he was caught doing this as a steel-class adventure means that there's the possibility that he done this before.
There's a saying in my country, it's "The needle thief becomes a cow thief" meaning someone who commits small crimes and gets away with it, will eventually commit severe crimes. Stealing loots is bad enough, but if a guy like this continues to work in other groups, he will put his group in danger for his own benefits
JA if you only knew. In the novel the guy actually goes and ambushes goblin slayer nad guild girl. He actually worked with a dark elf to destroy the town and actually kicked goblin slayers ass(had to play death to kill him)
So many small details to this scene that brings it all together. GS starts off by having his hands on his knees at a more relaxed position (no weapon visible) but as he reads the room he adjusts putting his hands up near his chest. A much better position to suddenly grab or grapple with a shorter opponent. Gs took his role as an observer seriously and never lowered his guard, the Rhea actually comes off as pretty competent in correctly estimating his chances for success at a sudden sneak attack. If he goes for the girl Goblin slayer is in a great position to lunge forward grab one of his arms and strike him. Loot thief then would have the second guild girl who is clearly a magic user free to cast spells against him. If he were to lunge after the spell caster (much easier target for a thief at that range) then he would most likely succeed at killing one of the girls immediately before GS could react but then again he'd have to face off against a person wearing full plate armor in a small space. Doable but noisy and messy, so risky for what was already decided. He instead choses to walk out without his rank and ability to quest in that town but he still gets to keep all his loot and new gear. Kind of a good scenario for him as they don't really know how much treasure he actually has saved up or stolen. Also shows he can swallow his pride and know when he's beat. Definitely a tense moment and had an adventurer not been present I'm pretty sure he'd have killed both and looted their bodies before anyone noticed.
@@israelmoralesnaranjo8332 And yet not so professional as to prevent letting low/porcelain rank adventurers take goblin quests as almost everyone underestimates just how dangerous goblins are which gets a lot of low ranking adventurers be slaughtered like pigs or worse in the case of female adventurers, even Guild Girl admits that it is very shortsighted of the Adventurers Guild as a whole
@@nickmartin5294 there is an interesting UA-camr who has covered this issue. His name is Devistation. As for his stance in this matter I'll summarise it briefly, he says that the guild let's these newbie take this kind of quest is because even though the mortality rate is high the only people who would take these kinds of quests are the newbies since the pay isn't much and doesn't grant them fame for doing so.
I’d like to add one thing, even if RS went for the caster, there was no guarantee that he’d make it to her either. He’d need to look away from GS, so it’d be more likely that GS would chuck something on hand, maybe even his chair , the moment RS looked away. Doesn’t matter how fast he is or how good his reflexes are, if RS looks away from an enemy, he’s probably going to get clocked if said enemy throws an improvised weapon at him.
•If he went for the GuildGirl, he gets punched in the face, bye teeth and nose, hello contusion. •If he went for GoblinSlayer, he gets overpowered easily, maybe kicked in the chest so broken rib cage, good luck breathing by yourself. •If he went for the LieDetectorGirl, might be too out of reach for a punch or a kick of GS, but that only means GS throws something at him, most likely a knife in a very, very lethal way... He saw the only the nicest of outcomes...
Yes your right goblin slayer though he doesn't throw them does having throwing knives on him and wouldn't surprise me if he mastered the art of throwing knives.
Here's the thing tho, the Lie Detection Girl is still closer to GS than the Rhea scout, it doesn't really matter who he goes for, he's getting clobbered either way, no weapons required
@@Jampolo_OG I mean, they were severely handicapped with that dude in their party and still were alive and got by that long they damn well deserve that Sapphire
i was about to correct it to loot goblin and was gonna call myself that but then i realized that, that might not be a good idea with goblin slayer around
@@jjgarcia156 When both eyes go red, every hostile in the immediate vicinity(roughly 10-15 meters) dies, and every goblin in a 2 km radius drops dead from fear. All loot is automatically recovered and all wounds are healed. This ability is only available for use once weekly after parameters are met, including all party members needing to be below 20% health. That's the rule of the campaign I just made up in my head.
and that was after Guild Girl explained that people who harass women or are generally bad people can spend their whole life as porcelain. To gives an idea before that this guy won't move on
I'm actually going to try playing rogue in the next D&D campaign I'm in with friends. He's seen a lot of D&D stuff, but he snapped almost straight away when I started joking about backstabbing essential NPC's - do people really play rogues like that??
Meta4z some do. I once became the adventures big bad evil guy who became a rival that instilled so much fury into the party that out cavalier litterally threw him off a very tall castle wall then jumped down after him to make CERTAIN that he would die from the fall. I may have also killed all of his griffin mount... twice
I just hear that a lot of them tend to be assholes, murdering literally everyone and stealing just anything that isn't tacked down and use the excuse of roleplaying the character
To be fair Meta4z a lot of players are outright murderous to everything (at least the ones I’ve seen. Then again our pacifist had no problem with others killing and was seemingly eager to just throw goblins off of cliffs.
I’ve been DMing and playing DnD for a while now. From my experience it is mostly new players who think Rogues=theives that steal from everything and everyone thinking that there will be no concequences for their actions as if they are playing a video game. It’s a shame really since I really like playing rogues as a player and to this day I have never robbed or backsttabed the parties I was with for any reason. Hell at one point my true neutral Drow rogue was the “moral” center for a bunch of newbie murderhobos supposedly playing “good” aligned characters. Honestly so long as you don’t try to screw over your party you should be fine, but I would ask your DM to see what he will and will not allow at your table just to be safe.
That was what I was thinking. This man conjured up a scenario, with Goblin Slayer punching his face hard enough to invoke blood.. in the midst of his rage. I don't know if that's instinct, or this man's mind is just.. that sharpened, but it's a shame his character was that rotten. He could've been a fantastic teammate.
As the situation scalates and the Rhea gets angrier, you can tell that GS is carefully watching his movements, just like: "Go Ahead Make My Day". Even he himself felt the risk of trying anything.
Wish they showed the rest of the crew, so there’d be even more context as to why this rhea was even more of a jerk by showing he was hiding his stash from his own teammates.
Shame it doesn't show what the manga did when the scout glances at Goblin Slayer - a single burning eye inside the helmet, giving off an even more of a 'go ahead. Try it.' vibe than he does here.
"Sense Lie! The ability to see through lies!" Oh, my bad, I thought it was the ability to conjure watermelons on command. I NEVER would have guessed it was for detecting lies. They should really be more clear about the ability names.
I really have my doubts GS would hurt the guy... Besides goblins and defending himself he is a chill guy... I mean no doubt he'd stop him if he tried to hurt Guild girl but he wouldn't necessary smash his face for it. Unless he got violent.
Aventurer:considers attacking Goblin slayer: stares (actually thinking of goblin killing strategys) Adventurer: must be wanting to bash my face in (leaves) Goblin slayer: goblins
Goblin Slayer: So that's Goblin Test 38, 17, 21, and 40 all failed. **Scout reaches for weapon** Goblin Slayer: Go on, fail Goblin Test 2. Been bored waiting for a goblin hunting mission...
This is just such a good scene. Despite not knowing anything about GS and people considering goblins to be weak and not worth it, this guys still knows in a fight between him and GS, GS would take him down without even trying. He may be considered an oddball by everyone, but they don't underestimate him.
It is this scene more than any other that makes Guild Girl my best girl. Priestess is nice, High Elf Archer is spunky, Cow Girl has a great figure and is a homemaker, and I would crawl 10 miles over broken glass for Sword Maiden. But Guild Girl shows the morals to not put up with cheats and liars, and dispatches her enemies without mercy or hesitation.
That moment just before Goblin Slayers fist hits him, his face looks exactly like a goblin with pointed teeth and everything. How did I never notice that?
I think they should start asking any adventurers to disarm before being interviewed. But still have a silver or higher to be present. In case they are melee or stealth players.
The interesting part is that skill wise, that guy could put a fight with GS, heck he might even be a better fighter overall. but when he thinks about attacking he realizes that there is no openings. Heck GS went fully armored head to toe to a fricking interview, he is always prepared, he never leaves anything to chance, ever
No, not really. He did had a vision where he leaped at Guild Girl, he thought it was possible. But then he looked at his side and saw Goblin Slayer. A warrior that was strong enough to do solo goblin slaying quests that normally requires a full party. In hand to hand combat he assumed he would've get destroyed by him. The guy might have been a scumbag but he was no fool, he knew he was not going to win. This is all coming from the LN btw.
You can pretty much tell that Guild Girl is the proctor for Goblin Slayer's promotional exam. She probably just said it on the reception desk along with a reward from the coppers and silver coins there's a silver tag while he just races along to the next Goblin quest.
And the best part of that was hat Rhea Scout was a better fighter in a straight 1v1. It’s a good thing Goblin Slayer doesn’t care for traditional fighting.
I love that Slayer is just a statue. On the outside he doesn't give a shit as he says he's just an observer, but the little shit knows that if he tries anything he's gonna end up sucking down more teeth and blood than air.
I believe it's race Rhea or something , it's like a halfling/hobbit , one taught Goblin Slayer how to become the adventurer he is today. You might see him in a flashback in an upcoming episode
Theres only one thing that GS values more than a goblin slaying contract, and that is the person who gives him the goblin slaying contracts, dont mess with guild lady
also "cow girl"
So true
West Coast Warriors Archive I wonder if they realized what they may have brought by not giving cow girl a different name.
@@ScaredShitlessable They knew exactly what they were doing
Table. Also Table.
He handles logistics
Not Depicted in the Anime:
This guy was in a party with 3 other guys. Those 3 all had barely working equipment (read: repaired way past the point of usefulness) while he had brand new equipment at the time of the interview. The not-halfling consistently screwed his party out of dungeon treasure and (if I remember right) took the bigger cut out of the quest rewards: he handled quest taking and reporting and had his party convinced the rewards were lower than they actually were. Right before or after this interview came the interview with the rest of the party and they actually got promoted.
So yeah this guy was just that much of a scumbag.
He's also an idiot apparently. How would he not realize people would notice the strange differences and call him out on it?
I commented that the thing about taking what loot you find was a dumb rule but I’m that context I agree he’s a dick for stealing their hard earned pay and for considering to attack her. Still hate the rule but that doesn’t make violence justified.
I'd of had he's head for sure if I found that out and say oh I don't know had David Dein's legacy (aka deinsleif) and had to put one to rest to sheave that thing it'd definitely be that guy who ripped me off hardcore
@@fanficlover Probably his first serious promotion exam and didn't realize they'd be cross-referencing the inconsistencies. Or maybe he just thought it was basically a graduation ceremony given that he seemed to expect a triple promotion to Bronze for literally no reason lmao.
That totally sounds like some DND players I've met. Kinda freaky.
GS : Does it involve goblins?
GG: *shows picture*
GS: Close enough
Definitely a Goblin Pic.
I’m sorry but I’m just imagining goblin slayer looking at a picture of this guy and thinking “are you positive that’s not a goblin? Cause I really wanna murder the fuck outta that thing!” Best part is that in the manga, GS thought that the scout was looking more and more like a goblin.
GS: That’ll do
I'm your 666th like, praise me.
Kaname HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
Goblin slayer just sitting there silently... thinking about how to murder the next goblin he meets
Impaling, stabbing, stomping, burning, drowning, etc.
So many ways to kill goblins, so little time
"Poison too... That elf thinks she can tell me how to slay goblins.... I'll show her..."
See, the thing is that he hates traitorous adventurers like this guy almost as much as he hates goblins. I'd wager that he had a run in with this sort of scum in the past while developing his goblin-hunting skills.
More importantly, it puts a bad name on adventurers in general and would probably affect their ability to find work and especially for GS where hunting goblins isn't the type of work people typically put out for adventurers
You’re wrong, he’s sitting there silently while thinking of way to destroy the moon while creating a genetic disease that kills goblins in a matter of seconds
Damn the dude doesn’t even get to win in his own fantasy
AsianShack that’s the worse kind of defeat! 😂
AsianShack At least he’s realistic in his assessment of the situation.
Asshole: “If I try to attack her, I will lose most of my teeth within seconds... and probably need to be dragged out of this room by the time he’s done.”
*Goblin Slayer contemplates the best way to disembowel a goblin.*
Asshole: “...F*ck this. I’m out.”
*Goblin Slayer is idly wondering if he should try to strangle a goblin with the innards of another goblin.*
Even if that punch didn't kill him, there would've been a good chance he'd be sent to prison.
Wasn't a fantasy you're a little off the mark. More like a mind based scenario based on instinct and analyzation of the situation more so instinct though. I like to think of it if you've seen the Sherlock homes movies the one that has that underground ring fight how he sees the future essentially and knows how the fight will play out but for him it's more analysis than anything but this guy is more instinct than genius thought process. At least that's how I look at it but regarless of how I look at it it's still not fantasy
John John u r gay
Pointed Ears, Short, Complete Scumbag. He’s basically a Goblin
WHICH MEANS ITS CLOBBERING TIME!
Half Goblin.
You thought he was a goblin, BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!!
GS: Did you just said.... *Goblin?!*
@@yorigamishion Considering what Dio is like... still close enough.
"This 'Adventurer' is comprised of 10.78% of a Goblin's DNA. These parameters, are acceptable."
"The remaining 89.22% is Loot Ninja DNA, which means few will miss him when he's dead."
Nice reference
Hes clearly of the loot goblin genotype. Truly an irritating creature.
TFS!!!
As badger said SCUMBAG LOOT GOBLIN
Goblin Slayer: You’re not a goblin, *but I can pretend you are*
Abdega he actually did in the manga. After getting so mad there was a text saying he started to look like a goblin in gs eyes.
@Yump Bagle
And it was what helped him kill him too, since this douche tried to kill Guild Girl and Goblin Slayer stepped in.
I am guessing you mean Volume^.
@Dewani90 Volume 3, actually. Little shit never did get over this, and he paid the price when he tried to go after them.
@@MegamanZXOmega
So the hairs of death rule is not always true.
I heard that every single female anime character with those hairs dies.
*in the elf head looking at goblin slayer*
“He’s just sitting there......menacingly.”
it a rhea, not a elf, they are the hobbits/halflings fron this world
Rhea not Elf, the Rhea's are like Dark Halflings, generally not very well liked because a majority tend to be evil.
No I'm Patrick
I fear no man. But that THING there... It scares me.
@@DracoInduperator And funfact: It was a Rhea who taught the Goblin Slayer the tricks of the trade!
Scumbag adventure: *Afraid of Goblin Slayer*
Goblin Slayer: *Thinking of beating a Goblin to death with the corpse of another Goblin*
Going from A to Z to kill a goblin XD
that would take too much time and make him an easy target, he wants them dead efficiently not to beat the dead horse
Happy Thoughts
Why a corpse? if you beat a goblin with another goblin you kill two goblins at once.
@@matthewatkins2248 Now that's efficient!
“Did you know I’ve also dabbled in wizardry?”
“Oh? How so?”
*”I cast fist”*
*crunch*
Is that a "Vox Machina" reference?
"Ok but there was no incantation or anything...."
To cast Fist u don’t need any incantation u just channel your E for Everyone in your fist
Step 1: stay very still
Step 2: slowly walk towards your hated enemy
Step 3: raise your fist like I am doing right now, and aim it towards your enemy's unsuspecting face
Step 4: *I. CAST. FIST!!!*
@@Jampolo_OG
*I, Cato Sicarius, can’t feel my teeth* 🥴
Goblin Slayer: "With your height and those ears, I just need you to give me an excuse, kiddo"
Splash a bucket of green paint on him and we're good
Haha. His face before getting punched really helped also
@@azuraquinlilax1245 A nice detail to put in. Adds to Goblin Slayer's story of how selfish people become like goblins.
Alberto_S. He killed him later on
@@kiriouka9657 I need to see that
_Protocol; "Murdering Goblin"- initiated._
_Error;- Incorrect target._
_Disengaging._
_Inquiry;- Target shares approximately 47% similar traits with correct target._
_Exception- granted._
_Parameters- recognized._
_Commencing activation of Protocol;- "Murdering Goblin.exe"-_
*_ACTIVATED_*
2:15
(BFG Division plays)
Mr. Jostur You remind me of someone.
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 Thanks, I think, Joseph Joestar transformed into Alucard.
_Which, that should be the reverse, but y'know, whatever._
Nicee
All possibilities are calculating...
Quaaaaaack
"You'll regret this!"
"I think not"
I need more savage Guild Girl
I think Guild Girl would rather get savaged (by Goblin Slayer, that is)
Fred Hunter oof
It's actually even more savage than you think. What he actually said was "Oboeteru!" Which can be translated to "Remember this!" And her response was "Okotowarishimasu" which can be translated to "I politely decline/refuse." She basically told him that the entire scenario wasn't even worth remembering. If words could kill, that dude would be paste.
Guild Girl is a pussy.
She almost does....
When u haven't passed the tutorial, but rocking that lvl 100 raid exclusive gear.
Free to play games in a nutshell
But then you meet a lvl 120 in max azerite raid gear.
Wow is so casual now that it is not even a mmo lol.
Goblin Slayer actually wears minimum tier gear so if Goblins ever do(gods forbid) kill him that they shall not be more dangerous for the next adventurers.
That and because it's easy/fast to replace when it breaks
Gotta give it to the the guy that he actually was smart enough to realize that acting stupid in front of GS is a bad idea.
This actually puts an interesting perspective: while people generally misunderstand GS and think lowly of him (his appearance and obsession with goblins does not match his suprisingly high rank), even a piece of shit like this guy recognises that GS is still someone you do not want to screw with unless you want to have a very bad time.
Wait till we get to the contents that covers the Volume 4 Light Novel, this guy will appear again to try and get revenge, while he does have a plan to deal with GS it still ends how we all expect it would.
What if he did nothing because it wasn't a goblin?😂
@@brandorgraccus6653Well it would contradict what he did before as last episode he did kill an Ogre and while yes it led an army of goblins it was not a Goblin.
I just really want to see GS brutalize this fucker. Just go to town and demonstrate what other 5 thousand ways he could take down this pint sized prick, you don’t mess with Guild Girl.
@@davidthorp01 you may get your wish in the next season.
Goblin Slayer just has the best comebacks. "But you're an adventurer." "I am, but you also tricked other adventurers."
In the LN is better
Rhea Scout : you're an adventurer as well
GS: yes, just like the ones you stole from
Trueeee
That was a pretty basic response....
@@lunavyz901 sometimes the basic is the most based
He knows that in the field against threats, even commonly overlooked ones like Goblins, trust is key for a team to survive and one who betrays a team sentences them to death or worse.
I actually did this as a DM in Dungeon of the Mad Mage. The rogue of the group scouted ahead and found a chest. I told him in a private chat that he found a chest. He proceeded to steal the contents for himself. What he failed to realize was that the chest he found was huge and he didn't hide the empty chest. The rest of the party followed and I explained as followed. You come into the room and see a very large chest sitting in the room wide open. There's a busted lock on the ground and the interior of the chest in clean. The party asked him if there was any loot and he said no. I had the paladin roll Insight and the rogue roll deception. He had a very hard time convincing the party that he had not swindled them out of their share of the loot. They ended up abandoning him on the 5th floor of the dungeon tied to a tree for werebats and a green dragon to find.
😂😂😂
thats very much brutal for payback bet he was roasted into a crisp and was then eaten by the other things round there
@@blazesona12 It’s even worse. Green Dragons are well known in (5e at least) D&D lore to enjoy psychological torture. One of their favorite pastimes is hunting down and capturing elves so they can break their minds. That rogue did not have a good day.
@@snuckytoes8427 oh...... yea id say not
and then you woke up
This guys observation haki just saved him from a terrible fate! ☠
jason bourne he probably strong lmao
@@hdwarrior6304 and yet he had 2 trick his fellow adventurers. Goblin slayer disapproves! 😤
hd warrior not enough to get beat by a weapon less GS in one punch
I'm fairly certain its anime only.
@@phantom2900 i just let out a big fart and have to sniff it 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Goblin Slayer running an interview, huh?
"What is your favorite way to kill goblins?"
"So how many goblins do you see yourself slaying in 5 years?"
"If you were to find a goblin on the other side of a river with it's back towards you and you didn't have any ranged weapons, how would you kill it?"
"If a goblin is 10 meters high on a cliff as you're walking down below and it ambushes you by jumping at you, and it takes it 2 seconds to reach you, what is the velocity of the goblin?"
Um I'm here for the IT position I don't know much about goblins but I killed a couple dozen of them in Oblivion... So Is that good enough? O and I also watch doblin Slayer and try to imitate the main character!
rocks
bitches love rocks
if its night time then i would start a fire along the river then hid in the water then when the goblin investing the fire i drown him in the river. if its day time why is the goblin up at this time.
Honestly, these would be good questions. Basics are the greatest for handling situations. Sure, it may not be a Goblin, but having to adapt quickly is something all adventurerers need.
2:26 "Is that some green i see on your skin ?"
"He's green with envy; does that count?"
Guild Girl: ua-cam.com/video/sq_Fm7qfRQk/v-deo.html
Me: uh.........yes, because he's secretly a goblin in disguise
2:23
I love how he's just sitting there cross armed like, "Don't give me a reason to move boy."
GS: hmm you look like a goblin
GS thinking: "This guy is short, he has pointy ears, and a foul attitude, if he were even the tiniest bit of green..."
The interesting part about this scene is the fact that a lot of the lower ranks didn’t think much of Goblin Slayer till they discovered he was a silver ranked adventurer which is pretty high but on the other hand GS himself didn’t care about his rank and even admit that receiving his rank was “something the association decided“ and not something he aimed for unlike other adventurers.
Didn’t he receive that rank as an exception of sort, since he’s a specialist in the field?
@@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201 In Year 1, the Guild Girl recommended him for a rank up because of his goblin hunts.
Man completes his quests.
@@The_Custoslocal man completed the 1000 quest threshold to be silver rank (ofc goblin related quest)
@@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201not exactly the side story (year 1) covers one of his earlier promotions. The exception was the scrutiny he got. Normally somebody with his “experience points” would be stamped quickly but he’d gotten a full guild audit (Guild Girls superior came in to look him over and with his record on paper she came in dubious, not generous). The key concern was normally to reach certain ranks you need to prove you can work with a party which he’d almost never done at that point. He’s an unusual case but it was judged that he still met qualifications, namely that he can work with others when need, and while he doesn’t utilize them as much his general skills are solid. She did note that while deserving an increase in rank he was a horrible adventurer, which he agreed with.
For people that think that guild girl's punishment was harsh, please remember Rhea scout was stealing from the group by keeping the loot for himself. He was putting his teammates lives in needless danger with his greed. The fact that he was caught doing this as a steel-class adventure means that there's the possibility that he done this before.
There's a saying in my country, it's "The needle thief becomes a cow thief" meaning someone who commits small crimes and gets away with it, will eventually commit severe crimes. Stealing loots is bad enough, but if a guy like this continues to work in other groups, he will put his group in danger for his own benefits
He's nothing more than a Greedy Goblin.
JA if you only knew. In the novel the guy actually goes and ambushes goblin slayer nad guild girl. He actually worked with a dark elf to destroy the town and actually kicked goblin slayers ass(had to play death to kill him)
@@diegokaqui60 wow..wait will that happen in season 2 of goblin slayer
@@monkeydluffy1695 yeah i think so. But before that we get the movie based in the best volume. The goblin paladin arc.
So many small details to this scene that brings it all together. GS starts off by having his hands on his knees at a more relaxed position (no weapon visible) but as he reads the room he adjusts putting his hands up near his chest. A much better position to suddenly grab or grapple with a shorter opponent. Gs took his role as an observer seriously and never lowered his guard, the Rhea actually comes off as pretty competent in correctly estimating his chances for success at a sudden sneak attack.
If he goes for the girl Goblin slayer is in a great position to lunge forward grab one of his arms and strike him. Loot thief then would have the second guild girl who is clearly a magic user free to cast spells against him. If he were to lunge after the spell caster (much easier target for a thief at that range) then he would most likely succeed at killing one of the girls immediately before GS could react but then again he'd have to face off against a person wearing full plate armor in a small space. Doable but noisy and messy, so risky for what was already decided.
He instead choses to walk out without his rank and ability to quest in that town but he still gets to keep all his loot and new gear. Kind of a good scenario for him as they don't really know how much treasure he actually has saved up or stolen. Also shows he can swallow his pride and know when he's beat. Definitely a tense moment and had an adventurer not been present I'm pretty sure he'd have killed both and looted their bodies before anyone noticed.
Smart deduction
That is the reason why an senior adventure have to be there to supervise the process
This adventure guild is really profesional
@@israelmoralesnaranjo8332 And yet not so professional as to prevent letting low/porcelain rank adventurers take goblin quests as almost everyone underestimates just how dangerous goblins are which gets a lot of low ranking adventurers be slaughtered like pigs or worse in the case of female adventurers, even Guild Girl admits that it is very shortsighted of the Adventurers Guild as a whole
@@nickmartin5294 there is an interesting UA-camr who has covered this issue. His name is Devistation. As for his stance in this matter I'll summarise it briefly, he says that the guild let's these newbie take this kind of quest is because even though the mortality rate is high the only people who would take these kinds of quests are the newbies since the pay isn't much and doesn't grant them fame for doing so.
I’d like to add one thing, even if RS went for the caster, there was no guarantee that he’d make it to her either. He’d need to look away from GS, so it’d be more likely that GS would chuck something on hand, maybe even his chair , the moment RS looked away. Doesn’t matter how fast he is or how good his reflexes are, if RS looks away from an enemy, he’s probably going to get clocked if said enemy throws an improvised weapon at him.
•If he went for the GuildGirl, he gets punched in the face, bye teeth and nose, hello contusion.
•If he went for GoblinSlayer, he gets overpowered easily, maybe kicked in the chest so broken rib cage, good luck breathing by yourself.
•If he went for the LieDetectorGirl, might be too out of reach for a punch or a kick of GS, but that only means GS throws something at him, most likely a knife in a very, very lethal way...
He saw the only the nicest of outcomes...
Yes your right goblin slayer though he doesn't throw them does having throwing knives on him and wouldn't surprise me if he mastered the art of throwing knives.
@@javiero.1948 GS could always throw the desk at the guy. He wouldn’t have to worry about accuracy in that situation.
@@Badicalz But he WOULD have to worry about hitting LieDetentionGirl.
Here's the thing tho, the Lie Detection Girl is still closer to GS than the Rhea scout, it doesn't really matter who he goes for, he's getting clobbered either way, no weapons required
There is the chair he is sitting on
I feel bad for the rest of the guy's party, they didn't show it in the anime but they were genuinely good people
If I remember reading right from tvtropes, apparently Guild Girl was going to promote the rest of them to Sapphire anyway.
They do get promoted in the manga.
@@silverfang1355 We can assume that it's the same with the Anime as well ^^
Most likely it's provisional until they prove their worth, but yes
@@Jampolo_OG I mean, they were severely handicapped with that dude in their party and still were alive and got by that long they damn well deserve that Sapphire
2:08 kinda cool how his eyes take the same form as a Goblins in those moments of depravity.
Greed turnos people into gawwwblins
that's what we call foreshadwing >;3c
Looked even more Goblin like when GS caved his face in for threatening Guild Girl
I feel like he wasn’t even paying attention the entire time, and still filled that guy up with fear
Plot twist: He was napping for half the time.
2:25 *Try it, punk. I'll take you down to Goblin Town.*
Just wait a while longer, the punk will try it later if the anime will get to Volume 4 of the series.
Until that Punk turns out to be a Goblin the entire time!
Goblin Town, Population: 1
Soon to be zero.
Goblin chorus : "Down, down, down to Goblin Tooooown!"
is that a Hobbit reference?
2:24 "Act froggy and jump, I dare you."
I just want to say that is an awesome line you made up.
I wanted his eye to glow.
Don't you mean, act Gobliny?
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 it was in the manga
@@themanwiththeannoyedface3774 Its small and usually green, good enough.
Punishing loot ninjas. This anime knows it's audience.
Knowing the full context makes me sick, even as another loot ninja
@@lordjeebusiii408 No heals 4 u.
i was about to correct it to loot goblin and was gonna call myself that but then i realized that, that might not be a good idea with goblin slayer around
@@lordjeebusiii408 same
@@ThatOneKate I've been scrolling these comments wondering when anyone was gonna use the term "Loot goblin"
It fits too well to not use it
GG: “Can you observe this meeting?”
GS: “I slay goblins”
GG: “He looks like a goblin”
GS: “Mmtch”
GS: Bet.
I would have loved if when they zoomed in on goblin slayers visor, you could see a faint red glow starting to form.
Won’t lie that would have been dope.
Ainz Ool Gown reference. 😂
@@Spartan135 no its because throughout the series you see one of GS eyes glow red at cetain points
@@csab8642 eye. Just the one. If both eyes glowed red, I don't think this world could take ot
@@jjgarcia156 When both eyes go red, every hostile in the immediate vicinity(roughly 10-15 meters) dies, and every goblin in a 2 km radius drops dead from fear. All loot is automatically recovered and all wounds are healed. This ability is only available for use once weekly after parameters are met, including all party members needing to be below 20% health.
That's the rule of the campaign I just made up in my head.
In the manga the candidate thought the guild girl was cute and was the perfect type of girl to spank till she cries
and that was after Guild Girl explained that people who harass women or are generally bad people can spend their whole life as porcelain. To gives an idea before that this guy won't move on
Well, who wouldn't spank that ass (LN volume 4 illustration)
Probably is a nice ass.
Guild girl besto girl
Why am I getting an alert for this comment and why is it highlighted for me? (I mean not that I’m complaining)
When your a rogue who steals from the party and the DM has had enough of your shit.
I'm actually going to try playing rogue in the next D&D campaign I'm in with friends. He's seen a lot of D&D stuff, but he snapped almost straight away when I started joking about backstabbing essential NPC's - do people really play rogues like that??
Meta4z some do. I once became the adventures big bad evil guy who became a rival that instilled so much fury into the party that out cavalier litterally threw him off a very tall castle wall then jumped down after him to make CERTAIN that he would die from the fall.
I may have also killed all of his griffin mount... twice
I just hear that a lot of them tend to be assholes, murdering literally everyone and stealing just anything that isn't tacked down and use the excuse of roleplaying the character
To be fair Meta4z a lot of players are outright murderous to everything (at least the ones I’ve seen. Then again our pacifist had no problem with others killing and was seemingly eager to just throw goblins off of cliffs.
I’ve been DMing and playing DnD for a while now. From my experience it is mostly new players who think Rogues=theives that steal from everything and everyone thinking that there will be no concequences for their actions as if they are playing a video game.
It’s a shame really since I really like playing rogues as a player and to this day I have never robbed or backsttabed the parties I was with for any reason.
Hell at one point my true neutral Drow rogue was the “moral” center for a bunch of newbie murderhobos supposedly playing “good” aligned characters.
Honestly so long as you don’t try to screw over your party you should be fine, but I would ask your DM to see what he will and will not allow at your table just to be safe.
It’s a shame too, the guy would’ve been a fantastic adventurer... precisely because his instincts correctly told him this was a fight he couldn’t win.
That was what I was thinking. This man conjured up a scenario, with Goblin Slayer punching his face hard enough to invoke blood.. in the midst of his rage. I don't know if that's instinct, or this man's mind is just.. that sharpened, but it's a shame his character was that rotten. He could've been a fantastic teammate.
As the situation scalates and the Rhea gets angrier, you can tell that GS is carefully watching his movements, just like: "Go Ahead Make My Day". Even he himself felt the risk of trying anything.
Wish they showed the rest of the crew, so there’d be even more context as to why this rhea was even more of a jerk by showing he was hiding his stash from his own teammates.
@Nickolas Moonlight Ah, okay. I didn't know they were a manga-only addition. I haven't read the LN yet. Thanks for letting me know.
Nickolas Moonlight his crew members make an appearance in the light novel that all get promoted as well
I think in the anime. They where shown but only as he leaves the room.
Shame it doesn't show what the manga did when the scout glances at Goblin Slayer - a single burning eye inside the helmet, giving off an even more of a 'go ahead. Try it.' vibe than he does here.
Honestly, I think the unyielding steel of his helmet is it's own kind of intimidating.
Goblin Slayer:.....you're not green but try anything and i WILL put you down
The Necrotimer no, goblin slayer strike because the rhea acted as a goblin
@@andytorres6052 i know, but that's probably what was going through the Rhea's mind
I like how they have a professional accountability system to prevent "ninja looting".
Love how GS eye doesn't glow when the kid imagines his own defeat, even in his mind GS is uninterested
"Sense Lie! The ability to see through lies!"
Oh, my bad, I thought it was the ability to conjure watermelons on command. I NEVER would have guessed it was for detecting lies. They should really be more clear about the ability names.
You can maje waffles with that is well
The last idiot that tried conjuring a watermelon blew up an entire continent.
I think maybe it was because Sense Lie is english so he explained it for the sake of the Japanese viewers?
@@ForestofCicadas BUT I AM A SUB WATCHER SO JOKES ON JAPAN!
@@zacharyhawley1693 How?! 😳 And someone had better have taken is mage certs after that mess.
Goblin slayer: try it and you will find out what the five fingers said to the face
Was it crakck?
Bam
BONK
I really have my doubts GS would hurt the guy... Besides goblins and defending himself he is a chill guy...
I mean no doubt he'd stop him if he tried to hurt Guild girl but he wouldn't necessary smash his face for it. Unless he got violent.
@Elijah Smith this si how he introduces himself to goblins that understand him
Aventurer:considers attacking
Goblin slayer: stares (actually thinking of goblin killing strategys)
Adventurer: must be wanting to bash my face in (leaves)
Goblin slayer: goblins
"W-Who are You?"
"Slayer. The GAWBLIN SLAYER, and I. SLAY. GAAAAWWBLINS!"
Spoiler: He gets trashed by GS later on, for trying to kill best girl.
Rule #1: Always make sure you finish the job. Rhea Scout learned the hard way.
@@Zaczac111 They VERY hard way..
He, at the same time, ***** blocked the Guild Girl lol
He became a deep sleeper afterwards...
Im giving a like for the guild girl.
She is best girl.
The armor cgi is looking better
I think it's drawn in some scenes
They do a mix of both. Thankfully not as bad as berserk
I think that it helps that the armor isn't supposed to be pristine or clean.
Michael Reyes as long as it isn't like overlords
@@ryanwilson6744 or Zombieland Saga
1:34 That woman's voice acting is ON POINT
The sheer disdain in her voice is astounding
I just love how Goblin Slayer does nothing but still gives off the feeling of “I dare you.”
Goblin Slayer: So that's Goblin Test 38, 17, 21, and 40 all failed.
**Scout reaches for weapon**
Goblin Slayer: Go on, fail Goblin Test 2. Been bored waiting for a goblin hunting mission...
Heh. Did they ever abridge that scene?
@@dragishawk9564 I don't think they're at that point yet
@@csab8642 I mean they've abridged the ending of episode 10 and all of the scenes at CG's place now, maybe this'll be next.
@@sonofjack6286 well probably not next, but maybe later
This is just such a good scene. Despite not knowing anything about GS and people considering goblins to be weak and not worth it, this guys still knows in a fight between him and GS, GS would take him down without even trying. He may be considered an oddball by everyone, but they don't underestimate him.
They found out not to cuz of the attack in eps 11 & 12 --- and they also found out his leading ability
It is this scene more than any other that makes Guild Girl my best girl. Priestess is nice, High Elf Archer is spunky, Cow Girl has a great figure and is a homemaker, and I would crawl 10 miles over broken glass for Sword Maiden. But Guild Girl shows the morals to not put up with cheats and liars, and dispatches her enemies without mercy or hesitation.
GS:"You're looking a little green there pal. You know what else looks green? Goblins."
"So say your prays, boy..You're gonna die virgin today."
Somewhere in the near future *Goblin King* (you feel your sins run down your spine...)
*GAWWLINS!!*
Goblin Slayer must've been like
"If he moves he's a goblin"
Goblin Slayer: "I can't hit this guy, he's not a goblin..."
**throws green paint on him**
Goblin Slayer: " _Now he's a goblin_ " **eye glows red**
"You know, if I squint you'll look a hell of a lot like a goblin. Would you like me to demonstrate?"
"...No thanks, I choose life"
2:15
Goblin Slayer: Oh, look!!! I found a rare albinistic version of a goblin!!!
this is one of the best comments I've found in this clip
2:22 GS is staring like: "Please make my day"
Goblin Slayer: Go ahead, make my day
Ok now I know I'm tired bc I read the title as "prostate exam" and did a double take
That moment just before Goblin Slayers fist hits him, his face looks exactly like a goblin with pointed teeth and everything. How did I never notice that?
"He's just sitting there....Menacingly"
Goblin slayer: don’t touch my waifu
topdog2007
His only waifu is the murder of Goblins lol
a man can dream a man can dream ;-; @@vladimirlestrad3120
What he actually says: don't touch the lady who gives my goblin quest
matt jones lol
topdog2007 Yes, a man can dream. And I prefer to slay goblins.
Guild Lady: Whatcha got there?
Elf Guy: *A SMOOTHIE*
1:34 that “huh?” Lives in my head rent free.
In the manga/VN the problem is not that he took the treasure, it's that he took it and hit it from his party, essentially stealing from them.
And took the biggest cut of their quest rewards.
Spoiler: He tries something later on in the LN and Goblin Slayer guts him like a fish.
I'd "die" to see that.
where can i read this it seems intersting
@@hopeforchaos4718 Volume 3, if I'm not too mistaken...
I think they should start asking any adventurers to disarm before being interviewed. But still have a silver or higher to be present. In case they are melee or stealth players.
“ He’s just sitting their MENACINGLY”
Halfling: "Goblin Slayer, help me out here."
GS: "Don't look at me, I'm just an observer."
angry Guild Grill is not something I want to see often
Sonia Blanche Everyone wants a happy guild girl
tbh angry/condescending gg is kind of hot
@@TheJoey3590 that face at 0:33, scary but sexy at the same time.
She's rude as heck, but i dunno why, it feels attractive
@@brandorgraccus6653 She seems like she only acts rude when angered or annoyed, like with the scout trying to get away with betraying his guildmates.
The interesting part is that skill wise, that guy could put a fight with GS, heck he might even be a better fighter overall. but when he thinks about attacking he realizes that there is no openings.
Heck GS went fully armored head to toe to a fricking interview, he is always prepared, he never leaves anything to chance, ever
No, not really. He did had a vision where he leaped at Guild Girl, he thought it was possible. But then he looked at his side and saw Goblin Slayer. A warrior that was strong enough to do solo goblin slaying quests that normally requires a full party. In hand to hand combat he assumed he would've get destroyed by him. The guy might have been a scumbag but he was no fool, he knew he was not going to win. This is all coming from the LN btw.
Among all the guild receptionists in fantasy anime, the goblin slayer one is my favourite
It's a tie between Guild Girl and Luna ; the guild girl from "Konosuba" ---
Let's be honest here; Goblin Slayer was there, but his mind was thinking how to kill Goblins more faster.
Goblin Slayer is so badass, he deals mental damage.
Even without a eyes you can feel his stare saying "Go on. Try it. Lets see how that goes"
The fact that he was drawn cutely then you see his ugly side; its quite an accurate depiction of many people in the world
I'm so mad let me act like a Goblin in "FRONT" of the Goblin Slayer... let's see how that goes...
Goblin Slayer:........it's free realists
Fast forward one volume later and he still definitely doesn't regret it
2:07 "you look a lot like a goblin. Just give me a reason, a rough breathing is enough for me"
He's just sitting there... menacingly
2:14 that slow motion punch....
total satisfaction 👌🏻
Goblin Slayer has maxed out his Pathfinder- Intimidation Skill and has the Intimidating Glare and Quick Coercion feats :)
You can pretty much tell that Guild Girl is the proctor for Goblin Slayer's promotional exam. She probably just said it on the reception desk along with a reward from the coppers and silver coins there's a silver tag while he just races along to the next Goblin quest.
Goblin slayer is like: “Please your 5 shades away from getting strangled with your own guts”
2:22
Literally,we can't see his face,all we see is a goddamn helmet,and he still more badass than the 70% of MC.
I love how clearly you know that this aint the guild girl's first rodeo
Phrasing ---
In the manga he actually gets his stomach sliced open by Goblin Slayer when he tried to kill guild girl.
And it was well deserved
And the best part of that was hat Rhea Scout was a better fighter in a straight 1v1. It’s a good thing Goblin Slayer doesn’t care for traditional fighting.
Where can i find this
@@Ultra-Lightning Goblin Slayer volume 3 Chapter 4.
GS: You look short
Rhea : Yeah so what?
GS: Like a *goblin*
Rhea : hold up
That guy actually tries to kill the receptionist later on but goblin slayer slays the shit out of him.
He was just sitting there, doing nothing, and yet...he was terrifying af
He's just sitting there
*Menacingly*
Not even paying attention, just sitting there. “Mmmm… Goblins”
Intimidation at it's finest...
I love that Slayer is just a statue. On the outside he doesn't give a shit as he says he's just an observer, but the little shit knows that if he tries anything he's gonna end up sucking down more teeth and blood than air.
He felt death, even though he never moved. Now that is how you intimidate someone.
The aura of "Don't fuck with me or my friends" oozed from GS. That little thief knew he was done.
Why does he look like Beast Boy??!!
Codey Reed Hahaha
I believe it's race Rhea or something , it's like a halfling/hobbit , one taught Goblin Slayer how to become the adventurer he is today. You might see him in a flashback in an upcoming episode
Are you saying you never wanted to watch Beast Boy get decked in the noodle?
this dude:it's Ok I'm fast,I can take em
GS:yeah but a goblin is faster than you
GS: *AND IM FASTER THAN A GOBLIN*