I can’t believe Christmas is in a week. Speaking of Christmas, this video reminded me of the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre in Chicago, Illinois. Thanks for the trauma, Carson. Thanks.
in the bit at 3:30, they’re speaking English to the chef (?) who only speaks Spanish in a Japanese restaurant with French music in the background… i’m lost
TrueLadAndy playing Bad Guy was probably the most bittersweet experience in my life It was horrible and I couldn't wait for it to be over But he played it so well and I wanted to hear more
@@t9foggy Oh yeah, I’ve been thinking of investing for a while now, since you seem like quite the genius investor when it comes to investing. How much do I have to invest in your investing business for investing to start investing?
Carson reciting perfect world reminded me that he is an actual human being and not a character in his own little bubble isolated from the rest of the world
I feel like Sane improved so much with editing, or maybe caught the vibe Carson has compared to the first one. Either way, love how the vids come out :))
Thank you Carson for dropping my IQ even lower. somehow. My IQ is now at a WHOPPING 8. (please know this is a joke meant to make you laugh, not anything mean)
I’ve said it in other videos and I will keep doing so. WOOOOOOOOOOOO CARSONLIVE UPLOAD WOOOO. Can’t wait to binge watch this total approximate 487 times in the near,far and farther future 😩💨😶🌫️.
carson the spanish guy is asking repeatedly if you want salsa "quieres salsa?" "Do you want salsa?" unfortunatly my spanish is terrible and that was all i could make out besides him talking to you about if you really want hibachi and the hotdog no dog
"I'm two weeks old goo goo gah gah, waaa"
Spoken like a true poet.
The incontrollable laughter afterwards was so good too
reminds me of "at six years old i was born without a face"
- reference to Arin Hanson from game grumps
Carson's humour has gone from abstract to picasso and I love it.
He's achieved fourth dimension levels of irony and currently slowly ascending into the heavens
@@LightsPersonalAcc He is ascending at the neck breaking pace of 1 meter per second, he will undoubtably surpass 3 kilometers by the end of the hour
Picasso was a cubist
Which is like abstract, but has a theme
0:13 i never knew what the original meme was all Ive heard is pipe clang
Everytime Carson posts videos about his gameplay on his server, I get more concerned yet intrigued
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i like how that guy harmonised singing Wonderwall perfectly with that 3 instrument mess
1:55 I love that he just start laughing in the middle the bit because he realizes just how absurd and stupid it is 🤣
Everything this man touches turns to gold. Either it's that or we're all insane.
the fuckin "i'm two weeks old" shit literally had me crying bruh the title aint a lie
His laugh is so iconic. Every time he does it, it just makes me day a whole times better I love it.
I can’t believe Christmas is in a week. Speaking of Christmas, this video reminded me of the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre in Chicago, Illinois. Thanks for the trauma, Carson. Thanks.
Halpy valtines
@@user-ob6gc3io6i halpy
Cope
@@WiggyGamr valnetines
@@RikuIsLost he probably should tbh
in the bit at 3:30, they’re speaking English to the chef (?) who only speaks Spanish in a Japanese restaurant with French music in the background… i’m lost
Mr worldwide
thats...... botw
He says “this isn’t a McDonald’s” and they immediately try getting a Big Mac lol
Can you believe it guys? Christmas!!! Just a week away! Wooh!
Actually, this is incorrect. Because according to the encyclopedia of jsjdhd I Ksmdhdjdk
I am so happy about this information!
I cannot comprehend that christmas is just a week away???
1:53 ive never laughed so hard lmao
Carson laughing at his own bits will never not be funny
"now how much did you pick up?" "twelve" *poof* what a fantastic magician
5:38 actually broke me. Like my sides hurt from laughing at that. It was just so unexpected.
I’m loving trueladandys redemption arc
"I am 2 weeks old" proceeds to die of laughter
10/10 Carson making some funny shit
Definitely, Carson's content just tickles my funny bone in just the right way. Hope he continues to make content for a long time!
@@thefinnishphoenix7412 agreem
@@thefinnishphoenix7412 the funny bone has been tickled
3:01 has the same energy as "dont ping the car in cs:go"
5:25 those few notes go really hard
This Carson guy is funny, I hope he makes a UA-cam channel.
4:28 will forever be my favorite clip
Can you believe it guys. Christmas, just in a week! Woohoo!
😱😱😱 omg crimks
TrueLadAndy playing Bad Guy was probably the most bittersweet experience in my life
It was horrible and I couldn't wait for it to be over
But he played it so well and I wanted to hear more
1:28
Carson, that’s no ordinary drinking problem. *That’s Parkinson’s Disease*
1:56
Goo goo gaa gaa waa wa- *breaks down laughing*
I have covid and feel terrible but watching your vids make me feel worse, love ya carson
Been a rough couple of days. Thank you for the upload to take my mind off of the worse.
Thank you for coming back Carson, I know many of us appreciate you and your content. 👌
Carson really dipped, but I guess we know his true fanbase
honored to finally be in a video for more than 1 frame
1:42 dude in the chat "what the fuck is Garfield" honestly man idk
That business man has mastered all three arts of persuasion: Ethos, Pathos, and Logos. Truly a master of investing in businesses that invest.
Hey it’s me, I heard you wanted to invest?
@@t9foggy I heard you went bankrupt
@@Teruteku never
@@t9foggy Oh yeah, I’ve been thinking of investing for a while now, since you seem like quite the genius investor when it comes to investing. How much do I have to invest in your investing business for investing to start investing?
@@t9foggy okay can I invest in morbcoin
I work at a Dairy Queen and this guy regularly comes in and orders a chili dog no dog I’m not fucking with you
0:22 ok but we wont atlk about the weapon that was used to kill a man in chat
Me and the voices in my head while I am trying to sleep: 5:43.
T9Froggy seems like a great entrepreneur of our time.
May his buisness reach his goal of
500
thousand.
Let’s talk
I’m glad to see you’re uploading more often now, keep up the good work
it’s that time of year
Can you believe it guys
Carson
Right now
I click on the video and go to pause it and I hear “can you believe it guys” within half a second
1:59 Carson is laughing like the Joker here lmao
He laughing like Jerome
I am 2 weeks old, we live in a society
His jokes are so unfathomable that if he doesn't laugh at his own joke I'll just be confused but that doesn't happen because he always laughs at it.
knowing the bit from airplane immediately made me feel so cultured
i love that andy has now become a friend of carsons... and to think it all started with the murder of a cow.
Carson reciting perfect world reminded me that he is an actual human being and not a character in his own little bubble isolated from the rest of the world
Minecraft moments that remind the viewer how dumb they are….
I feel like Sane improved so much with editing, or maybe caught the vibe Carson has compared to the first one. Either way, love how the vids come out :))
Watch great it what, Video. Carson a Can't to wait!
T9 is the Jschlatt of this server.
Let’s talk
@@t9foggy youur not reaal.
@@t9foggy unless you are then lets talk.
You and a guy called Callmecarson should Colab, you guys would be hilarious!
3:23 Carson i was playing botw and was losing my mind trying to find Kass
2:10 holy balls how did the editor get footage of Carson from the future?!?
Can you believe it guys? A callmecarson upload! Just a week away!
He was so convincing. I want to invest.
Let’s talk
What's the trade?
@@StinkyGort drugs
It feels like carson’s personality changes with his setup
0:28 love this video. Watched it a lot when this vid came out
"can you believe it guys, Christmas, Just a week away"
"hot dog no dog" is really funny thank you Carson.
That first part gonna hit different 208 days later
1:30 Airplane!
I love the TrueLadAndy arc, kinda nutty
My Spanish is really bad, but hearing TrueLadAndy actually saying Spanish that corelates to their question is the funniest shit.
That's actually so wackaly random
When you use UA-cam so much that the notifications don't even matter for new uploads
LOL
Can you believe it guys is more haunting than actual Disc 11
I think Christmas is just a week away, but I can't really believe it...
11:14 There I am, Gary, there I am!
can you believe it guys, christmas, just a week away! its december 18th for me, its literally a week away
I'm gonna start calling rabies a drinking problem.
Can you guys believe this
These people are the upcoming work force.
but their job is youtube and twitch adn stuff
Goo goo gaa gaa awahhhh is gonna be my yearbook quote
Can you believe it guys, Christmas. Just a week away
I enjoyed this video by CallMeCarsonLIVE.
Tbh I think carson is the real Big Guy
I opened the video and passed out for 2 hours.
How do you do it Carson
You’ve cured my insomnia
I’m back here because the intro is now true
that star was build was truly out of this world!
The mall released the pain & suffering of all of the poor souls who worked there during Christmas time for those unaware
Thank you Carson for dropping my IQ even lower. somehow. My IQ is now at a WHOPPING 8.
(please know this is a joke meant to make you laugh, not anything mean)
7:46 I recognize that sound everywhere, good choice on the Apex Legends OST.
I’m scary :)
That is incredibly ironic 0:29
Finally, something to get me through May
Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just a week away! :D
On carson server that mcdonalds images should send you to heck after middle clicking them
Top tier thumbnail
I AM QUESTIONING WHETHER REALITY IS REAL OR I AM IMAGINING MY REALITY
Bold of you to assume I can get any dumber Carson.
pizza got fired? How's pizza gonna get a job now?
Also nice to see you back Carson, missed your wheezy content
Love you Carson
5:32
Buy now hummus and a WOW! extra large falafel meal for two
Christmas? Right now? Wow✨
I can't believe it!
I’ve said it in other videos and I will keep doing so.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO CARSONLIVE UPLOAD WOOOO. Can’t wait to binge watch this total approximate 487 times in the near,far and farther future 😩💨😶🌫️.
5:31 nobody told him.
"Can u believe it guys Christmas is one week away!"
It came here so fast!
the fact that i would prolly piss myself if i joined that server
That title promised to deliver and it did not disappont.
carson the spanish guy is asking repeatedly if you want salsa
"quieres salsa?" "Do you want salsa?"
unfortunatly my spanish is terrible and that was all i could make out besides him talking to you about if you really want hibachi and the hotdog no dog
I LOVE BREAKING BAD!!