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  • @tristam_000
    @tristam_000 4 роки тому +1225

    "A post apocalyptic google"

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 роки тому +32

      I lost my shit when I heard that. The funniest fucking thing I have ever heard XD

    • @moony3335
      @moony3335 5 місяців тому +5

      Havent gotten to this portion of the episode, but yeah, thats basically jon in a nutshell.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 7 місяців тому +93

    "How much further is it?"
    "36 more episodes, Martin"

  • @bridgetb.7965
    @bridgetb.7965 4 роки тому +1823

    "i am not, nor have i ever been, 'adorable'," insists jon, adorably.

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 4 роки тому +135

      Everyone who says that is automatically adorable

    • @miratarnish6316
      @miratarnish6316 3 роки тому +151

      "Martin: not true!"
      This added a decade to my lifespan

    • @EVind-xz8km
      @EVind-xz8km 3 роки тому +43

      Possibly the best quote of the series.

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 3 роки тому +74

      @@EVind-xz8km
      ‘Statement of Joe Spooky regarding Sinister happenings’

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 роки тому +7

      @@yumiendercat3685 😂😂😂

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy Рік тому +208

    Helen: “I always knew you crazy kids would make it work!”
    Martin: “Thanks 😊”
    Jon: “Martin😑”

  • @NotSceptile
    @NotSceptile 4 роки тому +2200

    I love the visual of Jon and Martin trudging along with Helen's door bouncing along behind them like a cartoon and they're completely oblivious to it

    • @deme6423
      @deme6423 4 роки тому +76

      Haha i just pictured that in my head😂😂

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 роки тому +230

      every time they stop it stops too, then they keep walking and _cartoon spring noises_

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 4 роки тому +125

      @@f_mva And every time they turn around it vanishes just to pop up again after they go back to walking

    • @semi_enigma
      @semi_enigma 3 роки тому +17

      Crap I can't unthink it!

    • @missep1830
      @missep1830 3 роки тому +36

      like the scarecrow in Howl's moving castle lmao

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 3 роки тому +458

    Martin calling Jon's supernatural need to record the horrors of the apocalypse his "guidebook"

  • @Doba.doorknob.509
    @Doba.doorknob.509 2 роки тому +932

    Helen definitely ruffled Martins hair after saying "I always knew you crazy kids would made it work" like an overly fond mother/aunt figure

    • @Drak_buddy
      @Drak_buddy Рік тому +8

      TRUE

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 Рік тому +3

      how old is she to be calling them kids? lmao. cause jon is 40. guess shes a grandma (or maybe thats a figure of speech)

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 Рік тому +25

      @@thedistinguished5255the distortion is as old as time lmao

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 Рік тому +2

      @@table2.0 i was thinking helen but i guess she isnt helen huh

    • @Doba.doorknob.509
      @Doba.doorknob.509 Рік тому

      agsjdg yea!! but i think its just a figure of speech lol, at least thats how I interpret it!!
      @@thedistinguished5255

  • @jellyrolls2765
    @jellyrolls2765 3 роки тому +951

    See, even terribly xenophobic fungal villagers wear masks!

  • @birbelle
    @birbelle 3 роки тому +1063

    Me 🤜🏻🤛🏻 Helen: thinking Jon and Martin are an adorable couple

  • @amywilson7105
    @amywilson7105 4 роки тому +1674

    Okay, so Melanie's free from the Eye, and Georgie literally cannot feel fear, so it's reasonable to assume that the Eye has little to no power over them. Maybe that's why Jon can't see them?

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 роки тому +48

      That was from the before times tho

    • @tanduay6938
      @tanduay6938 2 роки тому +60

      @@Catglittercrafts but still applies to present tho

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 2 роки тому +48

      How does it feel to be so completely correct

    • @greys.allconsuming
      @greys.allconsuming Рік тому +16

      Ohh okay. I completely forgot about that and was like "Did Georgie blind herself too???"

    • @aneta3098
      @aneta3098 9 місяців тому +4

      can't the eye see through anything that represents an eye? So theoretically it could look through some street camera or the neighbours neighbour or something? hmm

  • @laylamulvey7492
    @laylamulvey7492 3 роки тому +744

    "Sorry to love you and leave you, but I must dash," Helen has my heart

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 2 роки тому +45

      i really really hoped martin would kind of just be like "okay helen, byeee" like, i fully would do that if it were me

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +8

      @@lel1160 seems like the kinda thing he'd do

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 2 роки тому +4

      I have a quick question guys but just for clarification since this series is Really Fucking Long: was Helen the one introduced in one of Gertrude's tapes, where she was the little girl that got a new, strange neighbor and escaped her house to go investigate and was angry that the doctor was using their evil powers on patients to steal their money instead of going full psychopath on them?

    • @Vylphix
      @Vylphix 2 роки тому +15

      @@Dani_1012 No, that would be Mary Keay, Gerard's mother. Helen is introduced in episode 47 where she attempts to sell a house but is tricked by Michael into entering his realm. In episode 101 she takes the place of Michael and becomes the Distortion, thus becoming who she is now

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 2 роки тому +2

      @@Vylphix That makes sense, thank you

  • @mistykat3137
    @mistykat3137 4 роки тому +1342

    "i am not nor have i ever been adorable" "not true" they make my heart warm,,

    • @asiabryant207
      @asiabryant207 Рік тому +25

      ❤😍 I love imagining Martin thinking about how adorable Jon is

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 Рік тому +6

      Statement of Jonathan Sims before the House Unamerican Activities Committee.

  • @bonsaigecko9153
    @bonsaigecko9153 4 роки тому +1283

    I know it’s spooky with the apocalypse and all but I do find Martin and Jon’s interactions adorable and it just kinda brightens it up a bit

    • @spiritussancto
      @spiritussancto 3 роки тому +84

      the takeaway here is that we can still find love and joy

    • @flynland7366
      @flynland7366 3 роки тому +39

      Even if we all life in an apocalypse

    • @isamekailmahmud9302
      @isamekailmahmud9302 3 роки тому +21

      Heheh oh if it wasn't there would be nothing to be afraid nothing to lose a world like that would be hell but not a world of fear.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 роки тому +47

      “Of course I’ll tell you if I see any interesting cows”

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +16

      @@thrawnnoconnection6931 the best interaction between them

  • @HeyItsNovalee
    @HeyItsNovalee 3 роки тому +1110

    The sound of heels clicking as Helen went back through her door implies she wears heels and I LOVE that for her

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +175

      Despite being the entity of confusion The Spiral keeps a clear dress code for its avatars.

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 2 роки тому +156

      @@fruitygarlic3601 implying that Michael wore heels, which I adore

    • @s1ren_exe
      @s1ren_exe 2 роки тому +103

      hello i would just like to inform you that when i read this i pictured helen jumping and clicking her heels in the air instead of, you know, just heels on wood

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 2 роки тому +36

      @@s1ren_exe that’s so fucking funny

    • @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass
      @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass Рік тому +18

      @@s1ren_exe I thought of that too 💀

  • @pho_is_not_interesting
    @pho_is_not_interesting 2 роки тому +234

    they're really rubbing it in our faces that jonmartin is canon and I LOVE it

  • @hellomoron
    @hellomoron 2 роки тому +776

    I love Martin's attitude. "My boyfriend is so powerful he would break an extra dimensional horror. Crap I guess I we gotta walk then. Hm. Maybe we can make friends?"

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +941

    This just nails everything I love about Corruption stories. Body horror, the toxicity of human relationships, Jon's amazing writing and performance. And then we get Helen at the end. Yay Helen.

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 4 роки тому +68

      "Toxicity of human relationships..." I love it! I always thought of this one as being about the xenophobic idea of having a "pure" society, but that's a really interesting interpretation that I haven't thought about before.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +62

      @@datfisheboi6519 I mean, look at some of the Corruption stories we've had. Love Bombing, the story of the guy with his little beetle, the way the Flesh Hive preyed on Prentiss? Hell even Maggie's Dump. That level of decay and corruption isn't limited to the physical - it's one of the reasons I love Corruption stories.

    • @coraa232
      @coraa232 4 роки тому +1

      I thought Helen was the spiral. I’m confused

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +9

      @@coraa232 she is.

    • @coraa232
      @coraa232 4 роки тому

      Ky0dar is that the same as the desolation??

  • @nazibutterfly
    @nazibutterfly 4 роки тому +305

    "WHO WAS PHONE"
    -Martin, the apocalpyse, 2020

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 3 роки тому +8

      DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN

    • @icky46111
      @icky46111 3 роки тому +7

      Snuck a meme in, for those who are observant.

  • @broblerone413
    @broblerone413 2 роки тому +121

    the way martin says "thanks" after helen says "i knew you crazy kids would make it work"
    martin's such a treasure

  • @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh
    @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh 2 роки тому +180

    Okay so Helen phrased it well, John sees facts but doesn't always comprehend them, he doesn't always have perspective. He _does_ deserve Martin

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 4 роки тому +449

    helen distortion said 👏 OTP 👏

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 роки тому +28

      Hellen embodies all of the JohnxMartin shippers listening 😅

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 2 роки тому +13

      I laughed way too hard when that happened.

  • @waffleartz8581
    @waffleartz8581 2 роки тому +156

    "i always knew you crazy kids would make it work" "thanks" these are so great

  • @ChrisBSX
    @ChrisBSX 3 роки тому +387

    As a nonbrit, this story has got to be the most British horrorstories I have ever heard.

    • @ricejuice8982
      @ricejuice8982 3 роки тому +58

      Honestly that's the best compliment for the brits

    • @brendancarney1388
      @brendancarney1388 8 місяців тому +9

      Really? It rather struck me as quite Salem-esque!

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@brendancarney1388 currently? It's also British 💀

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 4 роки тому +356

    damn theworld may be in an apocalypse hellscape but martin and jon make an adorable couple.... helen had a point there

  • @haldan_or_glitch
    @haldan_or_glitch 3 роки тому +134

    Distortion Helen is the original Jonmartin shipper

  • @IsaGh0st
    @IsaGh0st 4 роки тому +412

    OH MY GOD THE JONMARTIN CONTENT IN THIS ONE IS THE BEST

    • @cas-dx4en
      @cas-dx4en 2 роки тому +11

      You're why I'm watching this it was You're tumblr that made me curious

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 Рік тому +5

      Other than distorted Helen's shipping, I rly like 18:29 for the really mild hurt/comfort thing they had going :)

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 4 роки тому +585

    I gotta say, the writing style is really great. There are so many beautiful descriptions of somewhat normal things. "sepia sunshine" and "the scorch arks at the base of the may pole get darker" stood out to me here.
    I cannot believe the K in Martin K Blackwood doesn't stand for anything. Amazing.

    • @frogman9753
      @frogman9753 3 роки тому +169

      it stands for king and sometimes knife

    • @everythingcoffee8901
      @everythingcoffee8901 3 роки тому +131

      martin kartin blackwood

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 3 роки тому +80

      @@everythingcoffee8901 Martin Kartin BartinWartin

    • @Catflers
      @Catflers 3 роки тому +33

      I'm really digging how they use second person perspective, it's not common, but RQ executed it really well!

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Рік тому +23

      Reminds me of Good Omens' Crowley when he named himself "Anthony J. Crowley" and the J also didn't stand for anything lmao

  • @foodforfaeries
    @foodforfaeries 2 роки тому +142

    I love how by at this point Jon has gone full circle and it's safe to say he's now going full theatre kid

  • @gayslinky5236
    @gayslinky5236 4 роки тому +258

    Okay but if the gang did know Jon would be the cause of the apocalypse- I'm 100% sure they would have killed him (specifically Melanie and Basira).

    • @jm4cedo
      @jm4cedo 4 роки тому +11

      Daisy would have murder him so hard

    • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
      @ToastyMcMarshmallow 4 роки тому +108

      He probably would have let them...

    • @gayslinky5236
      @gayslinky5236 4 роки тому +44

      @@ToastyMcMarshmallow geez thanks for hurting me even more with that realization

    • @shanni0604
      @shanni0604 4 роки тому +30

      the fact that Elias might just find someone else to take his place or do it himself though....

    • @MsWellsArt
      @MsWellsArt 3 роки тому +14

      It would have delayed it though. Which was kinda what they were doing anyway with the other rituals.

  • @rita6355
    @rita6355 4 роки тому +407

    Ah yes the one that hit too close to home

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 4 роки тому +42

      Tbh this entire season has been hitting pretty close to home

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +15

      @@datfisheboi6519 It gets WOORSSSEEEE

    • @rita6355
      @rita6355 4 роки тому +12

      @@datfisheboi6519 the Corona shit lmaoo

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 4 роки тому +85

      before the season aired i remember alex saying something like "so..... we might have.... accidentally hit on some uhh current topics in this season..... just a heads up... i swear we didn't do it on purpose"

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 4 роки тому +31

      @@WeAreAirborne Confirmed Rusty Quill can look into the future

  • @akhematon
    @akhematon 4 роки тому +204

    wow, corruption, huh? those crraaazy kids, haha..

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 4 роки тому +5

      Definitely not my favorite children (with the exception of Jane)🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 4 роки тому +141

    Helen and auntie energy can have my whole heart

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +12

      She is a ball of pure expressive energy

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i Місяць тому

      "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"-𝕄𝕖, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜

  • @erinbathie-moore8478
    @erinbathie-moore8478 8 місяців тому +8

    Martin, Jon and Helen's dynamic is really fun. And of course Jon can't go through the Corridors, him and all his Knowing you be an awful headache and give Helen indigestion!

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 3 роки тому +107

    The Jon and Martin content here is fulfilling the void left by the Lonely Martin from last season

  • @oftheangels777
    @oftheangels777 4 роки тому +175

    life imitates art

    • @hermazingbartels2377
      @hermazingbartels2377 4 роки тому +6

      You DIDNT-

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 роки тому +1

      Wait what?

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому +6

      @@alphalilly8207 S5 was conceptualized and written long before 2020. Pretty sure that's what they're refrencing.

  • @EVind-xz8km
    @EVind-xz8km 3 роки тому +115

    Helen's shippy comments are the perfect counterweight to this season's darkness.

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 4 роки тому +275

    I feel like this episodes "statement" is propably the most obvious as being symbolism for society and all that jazz. its quite interesting a clever. also I just realised that the name "the corruption" also has a double meaning, it can either mean physical corruption like all the filth, disease, bugs etc but it can also be seen as corruption of the mind, corruption of power. man this entire thing is so freakin well made!!!!

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 2 роки тому +25

      It's also about toxic relationships (episode with Agape the dog), anything that's literally or metaphorically toxic, poisonous, sick/sickening applies

  • @navarog378
    @navarog378 4 роки тому +311

    It's corona time bois

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +95

    Oh, I get it now. The sickness in the village isn't the fungal disease.

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому +25

      I have no idea why, but this comment gives off sober stoner vibes.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 2 роки тому +13

      @@biancamlf288 Whoa. like totally dude

    • @Mattriix
      @Mattriix Рік тому

      @@biancamlf288 let's just say the seeds of doubt grow deeper then any fungal infectious roots

  • @fruitygarlic3601
    @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +51

    Helen: *manifests* hey sisters ❤️✨

  • @lokimemes4694
    @lokimemes4694 4 роки тому +219

    Here it is: my favorite episode

    • @grumpygato99
      @grumpygato99 4 роки тому +9

      Before listening im seeing this comment and im scared

    • @immapoisonyou5218
      @immapoisonyou5218 4 роки тому +2

      Before listening I was like Nope it's 111 with all the exposition! But now I can't agree more

    • @ProjectSebastiann
      @ProjectSebastiann 2 роки тому

      Oh god me too!

  • @fruitygarlic3601
    @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +54

    Mrs. Kim being targeted because her grandfather was the first of her family in the "village" hits differently now. Ouch.

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami 3 роки тому +90

    y'all talkin about the 'i have never been adorable' line but refusing to address the top comedy of martin's 'haha, ok jon 😉'

  • @bulgna
    @bulgna 3 роки тому +119

    It's scary that this was probably written well before the pandemic and it was so relatable with the whole situation. Also, Helen became my favorite character now, thats nonnegotiable

  • @caseyheartly6004
    @caseyheartly6004 3 роки тому +37

    not Helen being the voice of the entire fandom

  • @OnigiriKewn
    @OnigiriKewn 4 роки тому +150

    I feel that the council's masks being blue red and white is a reference to a certain place, and I'm in love with the parallel drawn.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +21

      I thought of the UK flag but uh I'm not so sure. What parallel did you saw ?

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 3 роки тому +15

      @@macabrecitrus2127 it could literally be any red white and blue flag, but I first thought of The Netherlands

    • @OnigiriKewn
      @OnigiriKewn 3 роки тому +35

      @@fruitygarlic3601 well, I was thinking about Britain's oil obsessed little brother, but tbf, both apply.

    • @thumbsup8985
      @thumbsup8985 2 роки тому +14

      I'll never not find it hilarious how the colors of red white and blue so often stand for freedom, until their flashing behind you 👍

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 Рік тому +4

      I'm from the US, could be us, corruption sells :-/

  • @OvauaKK
    @OvauaKK 9 днів тому +3

    AHH The mumbling of distant chatter that is both indistinguishable and sounds like the sounds of flies

  • @germanerd6148
    @germanerd6148 4 роки тому +63

    Just got advertisment about antibotics. Sorry youtube, I think it´s too late for this village

  • @emppu1012
    @emppu1012 2 роки тому +20

    Somehow I thought witnessing something even close to cute flirting in a weirdmageddon would be jarring but these two continue to surprise me

  • @EloriaNekoi
    @EloriaNekoi 4 роки тому +80

    The way this touches on the core of societal corruption is pure genius. Combined with the presennt situation it becomes even more powerful...!

    • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
      @dandeliondaffodyls1426 2 роки тому +4

      Literally! Like the Corruption easily has to be one of my favourite fears for its symbolism (and the way it fittingly makes my skin crawl).

  • @zlatkotasevski9609
    @zlatkotasevski9609 4 роки тому +222

    How doesn't this series have millions more views baffles me.

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 4 роки тому +42

      in fairness, UA-cam isn't the primary platform these are meant to be released on

    • @himeow7454
      @himeow7454 4 роки тому +26

      I think most people just moved to other platforms to catch up on tma.

    • @insertcleverusename8965
      @insertcleverusename8965 4 роки тому +31

      I thought so too-- turns out youtube isn't its main platform; it IS getting millions of views

    • @faxonii
      @faxonii 3 роки тому +10

      im p sure it gets like 4 mil downloads a month across other platforms, their yt is not the primary platform used for their podcasts!

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 2 роки тому +1

      @@insertcleverusename8965 what's the main platform then?

  • @macabrecitrus2127
    @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +47

    OK BUT DID THE DUCKS GOT MOLDY TOO ?!
    That's crucial information

  • @deadorionn
    @deadorionn Рік тому +16

    i imagine one day jon starting his vent with "dear diary...."

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931
    @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 роки тому +35

    Man he’s really speedrunning the Magnus Archives Copyright these days

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 роки тому +18

    “Sorry to love you and leave you, but I must dash.” Helen, I love you.

  • @skittypink5921
    @skittypink5921 Рік тому +13

    Today on the magnus archives; Jon and Martin play pathologic

  • @nanahuatli2144
    @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +184

    This makes me think that the people who have always been beaten down by sociaety are probably coping better than others in this world of terror, because what's different really? Physics? The poor, the bullied, the discriminated, the abused, they've always lived in fear and misery, not knowing if they'll live another day. But those who have always been privileged in society... oh, they must be feeding the entities such delicious fear.

    • @Zyrodil
      @Zyrodil 2 роки тому +5

      Nah, I'm pretty sure everyone feels fear. Some just pretend better.

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 2 роки тому +7

      They must still feel some fear but I do agree they must be coping much better than the ones who hadn't gone through any adversary

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 роки тому +90

    Well... as an American, hearing that "they brought it from outside to get us" part of the monologue was a bit too real compared to what all the jack-wagons have been saying in the last year... o.O

  • @alphalilly8207
    @alphalilly8207 2 роки тому +27

    I really like how the "statments" now are not just about someone's experience or encounter with a fear, but a collective representation of that fear through the eyes of many. It's not just about one person. It's from the 3rd person and about many differnt people.
    Has a sense of finality to it honestly.
    And these statements have been my favorite so far. Showing the true form of the fears. Discribed in agonizing detail. I love it!

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 роки тому

      Every one of these that i listen to I draw it in my sketchbook. It's pretty fun XD

  • @loading7496
    @loading7496 4 роки тому +137

    Johnny's really serving us piping hot tea huh? Also, what did Martin say his middle name was?

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 роки тому +29

      He doesn't have one LOL

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 роки тому +26

      It’s just K. Lol no name, just an initial.

    • @mr.kittybear9114
      @mr.kittybear9114 2 роки тому +7

      as in what was the fake name he gave jon?

    • @vandereine
      @vandereine 2 роки тому +1

      @@mr.kittybear9114 i think you're a bit late asking for details...

    • @odditycat2716
      @odditycat2716 2 роки тому +33

      martin kartin blackwood

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 10 місяців тому +8

    I love that Helen's best way of getting under Jon's skin is just by saying she's happy he got together with Martin. Jon is totally the kind of boyfriend who blushes and gets embarrassed any time you comment positively on their relationship.
    Also, Melanie and Georgie are almost certainly with The Dark if they can't be seen. That's definitely the power I'm most afraid of so I'm not looking forward to those episodes.

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 роки тому +65

    I love how much more direct the new season is

  • @LeoDBW
    @LeoDBW 2 роки тому +31

    okay, two thing:
    -Martin think that Jon is ADORABLE. He sees this 5'4 twink full of scars, who look like he hasn't slept in 3 weeks, and think he's adorable ❤❤❤
    -DID HELEN JUST ADMITED SHE SHIPPED THEM ???

  • @bogdanmazur6312
    @bogdanmazur6312 9 місяців тому +4

    I can't believe that Martin quoted the famous piece of fiction "Who was phone?"

  • @shyannevasquez5257
    @shyannevasquez5257 2 роки тому +12

    John and Martin‘s tour guide to the apocalypse, taking real statements from viewers like you

  • @bugy_sponge
    @bugy_sponge 3 роки тому +36

    Hellen is just us here, all being like awwe such an adorable couple, because they are!!!! I am on cloud nine

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i Місяць тому

      𝔽𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕪-𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥*

  • @frogwithknives3749
    @frogwithknives3749 3 роки тому +26

    I was having my breakfast while listening to this. Loved the episode but i always manage to be eating during the really gross ones

  • @grimmy24
    @grimmy24 3 роки тому +18

    "Who was phone?"
    You cheeky bastards...

  • @deme6423
    @deme6423 4 роки тому +39

    Martin and Jon i love it!!! We need to have this as a tv show! With the same voice actors!!! Amd Helen is soo me! The sarcasm!!

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 роки тому +8

      It’s really hard to do a existential surrealism horror type thing visually though.

  • @notlurking2128
    @notlurking2128 4 роки тому +104

    Well then, this one was.... Very *real*. Of course the fear of the other is ever present in human history, but that combined with the body horror was truly terrifying. Especially where I live, the consensus of idiots is that it's all "the chinese's fault", and I have seen alot of abuse hurled at people at absolutely do not deserve it. It's not fair. It's not right. It's never right. I hope that one day those who are misinformed by decades of tradition and bias and hatred of that ever present "other" see the error of their ways. I hope they feel guilty. I don't think they will though.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +27

      I love the deep denial, because *everyone* is infected, but they're all happy to punish the others for it while hiding their own shame.

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 роки тому +5

      It’s spooky how this parallels what’s going on irl

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 роки тому +14

    Honestly, hearing Helen call Jon and Martin an adorable couple and just generally shipping them… knowing that they’re together now makes me so happy it almost entirely makes up for the world having gone to shit… almost.

  • @isitspikey
    @isitspikey 2 роки тому +13

    Me: Omg helen and jon and martin I love them all, amazing episode!
    Also me: *Cries in health anxiety*

  • @teddyincorporated
    @teddyincorporated 4 роки тому +39

    There was too much fluff in this episode- something bad is gonna happen next and im afraid

  • @roachno.24
    @roachno.24 16 днів тому +1

    1. finally someone who understands that jon getting more powerful isnt inherently a bad thing, thank you marin. 2. the more evil helen gets, the more i love her. 3. finally someone who is willing to be morally gray in choosing new friends. thank u martin x2 (also i would love if helen was around more)

  • @King-Bubel
    @King-Bubel 3 роки тому +10

    Cool to see a new side of the corruption: the fear of outsiders “corrupting” your community. Intriguing!

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 Рік тому +10

    I thought Elias being Jonah was a big twist, but now you’re telling me that the K in Martin K Blackwood doesn’t stand for anything?!?!

  • @marithecookie6791
    @marithecookie6791 Рік тому +14

    Yes Helen may be a "cruel vicious monster" but she's part of the jonmartin fanclub so she's cool now

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 7 місяців тому

      This Fandom is pretty gullible.

    • @marithecookie6791
      @marithecookie6791 7 місяців тому

      @@Badficwriter I wasn't aware of it ! Thank you for sharing your opinion ❤

  • @iiii5806
    @iiii5806 2 роки тому +9

    Luckily, the tape cut out just before Jon could list every other person still currently alive

  • @melshinta2966
    @melshinta2966 3 роки тому +16

    OH NO THE STORYS TIMING. Tho with the perspective given THIS IS HORRIFYINGLY WELL WRITTEN DAMN.

  • @gamebearart7675
    @gamebearart7675 4 роки тому +48

    I absolutely love these latest episodes, they’re so direct with it all and these metaphors and short but general stories are so good.

  • @anushka-wb6zw
    @anushka-wb6zw 3 роки тому +20

    The production in this one is amazing. The sound of flies in the background is a great touch!!

  • @screaminggecko7660
    @screaminggecko7660 3 роки тому +10

    Helen is great, gad to see she's thriving and ships them

  • @Cthulhuer
    @Cthulhuer 4 роки тому +30

    This is genuinely my favorite episode

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 роки тому +12

    All through the statement I had the image of Chapter 2 of Over the Garden Wall in my head. The masks. The may pole. Something fishy going on. Very good.

  • @_kai2702
    @_kai2702 3 роки тому +23

    wowie "statement of an outbreak" just hits a bit different huh?
    and helen voicing like half of the community's feelings about martin and jon. nice.

  • @ellac613
    @ellac613 2 роки тому +15

    Helen really just popped by to say gay rights, huh?

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 Рік тому +4

    I love the idea of an apocalypse guidebook

  • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
    @dandeliondaffodyls1426 2 роки тому +6

    PLEASE i love Martin & Helen's banter 😭

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown 3 роки тому +10

    Ah what a pleasent break from reality

  • @coraa232
    @coraa232 4 роки тому +67

    this makes me sad about the immigration policies

    • @Zyrodil
      @Zyrodil 2 роки тому

      Nah that's fine, it doesn't translate 1:1.
      To compare immigrants to sick people would be pretty fucked up, the thing about racism is that it is unbased on actual facts - racism is about un-fairness, but if people were actually sick and spread a dangerous corruption disease - then it's really a good idea to not let them in.

  • @yellowliev
    @yellowliev 2 роки тому +5

    i’m relistening and i still can’t believe how underrated this podcast is

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 8 місяців тому +1

    As someone from a small village this episode is tearing my organs out

  • @polkadotjohnson
    @polkadotjohnson 3 роки тому +9

    Martin literally said "Who was phone"

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 роки тому +10

    the atrocious bad luck of jonny writing this episode then the pandemic starting right as it was due to be released...

  • @notgandelf4595
    @notgandelf4595 2 роки тому +4

    I so feel Martin, even in the apocalypse still trying to make friends

  • @mxxnlight111
    @mxxnlight111 3 роки тому +13

    why is no one talking about the change in the description?
    Case ########-4 Statement of an outbreak. Audio recording by the Archivist, in situ.
    like that shit makes me scared.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +6

      How can you categorise it by date and time when there is no time and dates have no meaning.

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 2 роки тому

      @@mimkyodar That and they’re technically doing these in real time, so they don’t have time to waste writing dates.

  • @Child_of_Fae
    @Child_of_Fae 4 роки тому +12

    I just love her

  • @powertrio123
    @powertrio123 2 роки тому +7

    Don’t mind me coming to read the comments as I’m listening to ep 164 on the podcast app

  • @Ares_Complex
    @Ares_Complex 2 роки тому +3

    I love the idea that Jon is the post-apocaliptic google :D

  • @elijahmoths
    @elijahmoths 3 роки тому +11

    me, living in a british village during the pandemic: 😐