Haha this pod is always hilarious, they always say some off the wall shit . Super underrated comedy pod. Found this pod because I was originally a fan of mark but joe is very good, watched his special and it was awesome. Keep it up you queefs
When my dad came home from Vietnam he had walk 60 miles to get back to his house. People were throwing shit at him the whole way. Woke up the next morning at his parents house and there was trash all over their front yard. His best friend took him out for a drink, and kept hounding him to talk about his tour, when my dad finally told him the guy threw up, and walked out. didn't talk to each other for like 25 years.
I do the random word association thing Normand does now too. Three people have said out loud at me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?". I'm going to keep doing it.
y'all gotta do a classic 80s style funny movie you 2 are the ultimate comedy duo play off each other so well! something like caddy shack, back to school, ferris Bueller we need a modern day comedy classic!
Hey Mark, next time you get the perfect haircut, take a phone pic of each side/back. Then wherever you go, or to whom ever cuts your hair, you just show phone and say "do this".
@@chrisayers2013 I guess it's kinda funny to see Mark joke about Louie because it seems as if Joe looks kind of uncomfortable. Idk I'm high rn might be reading too much into it
Patricia Arquette is an all timer for me, True Romance is my favorite movie and she's smokin in that😫👌 *Chuckster you nailed it with Stacey Dash in clueless. I had such a huge crush on her when that came out (same time as my father coincidentally). Shoutout to Brittany Murphy as well, RIP **Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns is another
Let me stick this theory in your ass. List is a big runner and some shoes are only one color. I’ve run into that, Got the best fitting shoe but they’re fargin neon green.
it's not that people do not want to work anymore, it's that rent is now $3000K for a studio in a city and egg's are $10, and gas is $7. We work to pay our bill's, once it is "not enough" and a "starter home" STARTS at a million, people say FUCK IT, cause the numbers do not add up. The never ending treadmill is to steep and at the end you die with nothing.
That Jennifer Lawrence impersonation was fucking hilarious.
I was dying when he did Jennifer Lawrence. He said she looks like a goose. 😂😂😂
Absolutely dying.
It was perfect
Joe’s ‘We’ve gone far enough’ as soon as Mark mentions a black actress haha
Chuck’s “Ahh yeahhh” when Mark said Jaime Pressly 😂😂😂
😂
I totally felt the same way as chuck haha
14:05
Tuna can. I don’t know why that made me laugh that much 😂😂
45:57. "He's reading your mind" looooool Mark is on a different level of comedic genius. So quick wow lol
“looks like a bag of r*tards “
has cracked me up all three times I’ve listened now
Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing always wets my whistle
Underworld?
@@early321 good, but not as good as VH. Not a huge fan of the short hair look lol
Elizabeth Hurley is still an all-timer.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is easy to forget about but man was I obsessed with her
Man, early 2000's she and Jessica Alba were my favs!
Haha this pod is always hilarious, they always say some off the wall shit . Super underrated comedy pod. Found this pod because I was originally a fan of mark but joe is very good, watched his special and it was awesome. Keep it up you queefs
Cybill shepard joe?!?!?!?!? That is by far the craziest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth!
"Those are all of the things that make up a face, so I don't know"
Holy shit, I died lmao
Mark nailed those impressions. I could never put my finger on what made them look weird.
I would say Tiffani Amber Theisen and Carmen Elctra
Joe passing on Angelina Jolie for Sarah Jessica-Parker is hilarious.
Jolie looks like a Photoshop gone wrong, easy choice
Joe like manly women. Angelina was always hotter.
No to Angelina and yes to Parker?? Gtfo of here joe
Jolie=E.T.
I have eyes & see SJP as probably more normal than adopting so many kids.
I've been s Tuesgay for years now. I really miss the cat era.
RIP The cat. I hated that cat at 1st
The cat sucks. As a person who hates cats it was very easy to empathize with Joe. So obnoxious .
Meow 😸
1:03:32 Mark's first objection to opening a club is that you have to order cherries 😂
When my dad came home from Vietnam he had walk 60 miles to get back to his house. People were throwing shit at him the whole way. Woke up the next morning at his parents house and there was trash all over their front yard. His best friend took him out for a drink, and kept hounding him to talk about his tour, when my dad finally told him the guy threw up, and walked out. didn't talk to each other for like 25 years.
These guys need to admit Swingers is in fact a top 3 movie of all time.
The algorithm Jerry. Great ep guys
I do the random word association thing Normand does now too.
Three people have said out loud at me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?".
I'm going to keep doing it.
LMAO
Selma in “Desperado” is correct Mark
Mark is hilarious, fresh from the pasta fields! lmao
That Jennifer Lawrence impression was perfect.
y'all gotta do a classic 80s style funny movie you 2 are the ultimate comedy duo play off each other so well! something like caddy shack, back to school, ferris Bueller we need a modern day comedy classic!
"Right out of the pasta fields" got me
Love the haircuts on both!!
I forgot about Swayze throwing the dog at Reeves in Point Break. Excellent chase scene!
Hey Mark, next time you get the perfect haircut, take a phone pic of each side/back. Then wherever you go, or to whom ever cuts your hair, you just show phone and say "do this".
I’m glad I found this pod. I love the really obscure niche unique retro 80s vibe.
Thanks for another great episode boys. The only podcast I listen to religiously,I’ve gone though all the Spotify eps…. Might be time for patreon
"Those are all the things that make up a face..." you fkn tickle me Joe!
Best thing to watch after Kill Tony, Mondays are the best thank you guys!
I start my day with 2 bears 1 cave then kill tony, 2 guys is the night cap👌💯✌️
BAD FRIENDS for me
Joe makes the goofiest face when he's catching that bottlecap 😂 I wonder if he looks like that on the baseball field as well
This episode was so good I actually listened to the ad reads. Good job fellas.
Forgot to mention a young Jessica Alba she’s top 5 in my books.
the mcdonalds guy had an axe not a hammer. hes a good guy you should have him on the pod.
Hatchet*. Don't get a wound or it will make ya trans.
It was a hatchet not an axe
LMAO! Jennifer Lawrence's face is totally dopey!!! Mark is on point on that one! HAAHAHA!
Jessica Alba always had me singing that old Chevrolet song…. Like a rock
Sin City
14:55 Best part of the ep!! 😂
“I think she was on Louie as well.”
“Yup. And…”
I don't get it. Care to explain?
@@chrisayers2013 I wonder if she’s one of woman that Louie showed his dinghy to? I’m just guessing I don’t know
What did Joe mean by that?
She and Louis dated for years
@@chrisayers2013 I guess it's kinda funny to see Mark joke about Louie because it seems as if Joe looks kind of uncomfortable. Idk I'm high rn might be reading too much into it
Talking comedy and hot girls! Classic Tuesdays!
I’m so happy you don’t censor the “Tards”. One of my favorite terms. COMEDY! 🤷🏻♀️🫶🏼
Right? They curse like sailors & say the most disgusting things about sex but beep faggot & regard?
Another great episode, love the Jennifer Lawrence impression
20:41 Joe is so upset that Chuck guessed what he was going to say… you can’t fake it 😂
Patricia Arquette is an all timer for me, True Romance is my favorite movie and she's smokin in that😫👌
*Chuckster you nailed it with Stacey Dash in clueless. I had such a huge crush on her when that came out (same time as my father coincidentally). Shoutout to Brittany Murphy as well, RIP
**Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns is another
Good to be here
This Top 5 Unbeatable
1. Emily Blunt
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Ana De Armas
4. Margot Robbie
5. Mila Kunis
Can’t believe no one said Kate Beckensale
Joe getting dominated by crazy street people is my favorite thing about him.
he could murder them but his anxiety runs so deep that he can't actually commit real murder unless he has a mic in one hand
It's his universal curse for constantly lying about how much everyone loves his suggestions
Just got done getting butterfingered by my gf. Happy Halloween Gays! 🎃
Tiffany Amber Theisen? Lark Voorhies cracked me up!...
Jessica Alba, Hailey Barry, Cindy Crawford
When I say I'm gay to my parents, I just ment I like this podcast, can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner...
Mark, you’re in my top 5 😘
22:22 Best Jennifer Lawrence impression ever
Someone smarter than me needs to make that a gif lol hilarious
Clip marks Jennifer Lawrence face 😂😂😂
Christina Hendricks has to be an all time piece.
Normand's impression of Jennifer Lawrence made me spit out my imaginary coffee
Yea those red shoes are like stop signs for kooks
Whoa, was that List sneaking in there with a Keith Primeau mention? Heck yeah!
I haven’t made it past the 30 min mark yet! I keep rewinding back 😂
Chuck : ive got a great story
Joe: patreon!
I agree with most of your picks, but you gotta have Ana De Armas on that list for sure and Felicity Jones. Back in the day for sure Katie Holmes too.
Jennifer Connelly late 80s and STILL🔥🔥
*early 90s.
Requiem for a dream 🔥👌
1990 The Hot Spot
oh yeah, damn... The Labyrinth
Jamie Presley in Joe Dirt is primo!
Joe's crushes need some diversity 😂
49:03 LeBron jamessss
51:30 harry connick jrrrr
I agree with Mark so much on his ‘list’.
Im 16 mins in and i’ve laughed out loud 6 times.
This is an episode.
Comedy !
Fuck man, another great, funny laughing my ass off episode. Thanks guys. ❤
Helen Mirren, Kim Basinger, Sharon stone, Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, shiv from succession is next level -
Body is nuts
Jessica Alba is a top 5
Of all time?
@@bori1986 oh yeah
Vanessa Angel from Kingpin...hit damn!
3:45 "Watch 'First Blood', it's a little 'Over The Top'. Not sure if you meant it List, but that was a hummdinger of a Stallone movie reference.
"All-Time Hot" needs to be a podcast channel; starting with Silent Era Hollywood.
Also I think the guy who sings the end song sounds like Chuck.
Yes Joe, I'm still coasting on that 1200 dollars from 3 years ago. That's why no one will work. They got 1200 bucks and fully retired.
Knew he was talking about the run real fast line instantly lol
the laugh for Mark's J law face dopey caught me with a left hook.
First ladies who got my Gears Oiled: Angelina Joelie, Christina Applegate and Lucille Ball
Mark - let me save you a lot of pain. Find one barber you like and only get your haircut by him. Done. 😅
He’d have to speak up or try making an appt. and be specific , if the place takes them
@@Betty-Boop809 ok? He’s not 6 years old lol
@@isthisPG HUH?!? He can’t even speak up and say “I want you to cut my hair”. People need to say exactly what they want , so they’re not surprised.
Yup, I just told someone the same with your dog. Stick with one groomer
Kathrin Zeda Jones should be on every list
I salsa danced with Natalie Portman in Tamarindo in Costa Rica in 2006.
Write-in answers: Rebecca Romijn and Famke Janssen
Jennifer love Hewitt ❤
Joe should have said “Attack of the Clones changed my life!” Jk jk It was The Professional jkjk it’s Where the Heart Is
😂
36:06 mark if you’re ever in park slope stop by Slope cuts you’ll get a great cut, ask for rich
Joe getting visibly hot and bothered at 21:30 is hilarious.
How unenthusiastic Mark is reading the adds is always killing me! 😂😂
funniest 10 minutes of my life
Join the club. Shorter than welcome to the club.
Joe is a goddamn maniac with some of these passes
My Simp-Pick would be Linda Cartelini (from Grandmas Boy)
She's a tuna can 😂
blake lively, jessica alba and biel
I just realized Joe is Larry David but with a relatively good attitude and outlook on life.
Someone that loves Joe needs to talk to him about his red shoes. Ya gotta get the man some neutral colored kicks
And not being A creep.
Let me stick this theory in your ass. List is a big runner and some shoes are only one color. I’ve run into that,
Got the best fitting shoe but they’re fargin neon green.
That's why he gets targeted by the hobos
@@frowningJoker you’re probably right. Those red kicks stand out
The hobo saw the red and went at like a bull.
God I hate those things,
and when he puts them on the table, ugh, makes my blood boil.
makes me want to go to NYC and pay 'kooks' to harass him
it's not that people do not want to work anymore, it's that rent is now $3000K for a studio in a city and egg's are $10, and gas is $7. We work to pay our bill's, once it is "not enough" and a "starter home" STARTS at a million, people say FUCK IT, cause the numbers do not add up. The never ending treadmill is to steep and at the end you die with nothing.
Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie!
This ep is so funny it made Joe pee his pants a little.
hackers Jolie is prime Jolie