Joe’s been married to Sara for 65 years and she still doesn’t have herpes. How can he still believe diseases are “catchable”? If you cannot “catch” cancer, you cannot catch anything else. #GermTheoryFraud.
You know that lady keistered those airpods after smuggling them outta the dish machine. Poor Joe's gotta earful of lady dung everytime he slaps those puppies in. 😯
Please for the love of god Make the AirPod story into a full length Buddy road trip movie. 🎉 starring Don Cheadle as TJ and Fahim Anwar as Shiva. And name it The Dish Machine to spite Bert’s movie.
You're such an amazing storyteller! The headphones debacle would have only taken me 3 minutes. You expertly and elaborately executed a amazing tail of highs and lows, cries and laughs. Turns out it's all pipes and my father's gay, comedy!
Its such a great podcast because Mark and Joe always keep it funny. They dont just talk monotone like alot of other podcasts. This is a true comedy pod
Amazing story Joe, holy hell that’s a true gift to be able to draw that out like that. I will say, I do believe I would have just bought another pair but you got a masterpiece story out of it.
Mark’s comment on smelling his own balls hits a little different after the newest WMBD when we found out mark showers once every three days lol. I love y’all
Holy shit you're right! I was hoping he felt a little embarrassed when sam and Sal were trying to convince him to shower more. Enough to change st least lol But I don't think he'll change 😂
@@alwaysinverted1224I'm a married alcoholic too and you don't have to shower everyday when you wake up hung over to a wife that demands to do things. No time. Not showering is a main sign of addiction... sounds weird but the first thing a therapist asks is how often do you shower?
That story had me on the edge of my seat. I didn't get to finish it before work and I just got off work and it was worth it I couldn't wait to hear the ending great story Joe 👍
My god guys. I can’t express enough, how fuckin’ masterfully you all can tell a story. I was on the edge of my tits. And Mark..you are the perfect wingman, punchin’ it up, hella hard!
Back in Ancient Greece, there was Homer, recounting the Epic tales of Troy. Now, in the modern day, we have Joe List and his woeful, but no less, epic, tale of the adventuring Airpods. What a time to be alive. Great story btw. I loved listening. I lost my earpods last month. My fault. I just lost them. It sucked. Had to purchase a new pair.
"Evidentally there's no, like, abort on the machine"
"Ah. Well, it's Texas!"
Mark is the fastest shooter in the wild west 😂
Joe’s been married to Sara for 65 years and she still doesn’t have herpes. How can he still believe diseases are “catchable”? If you cannot “catch” cancer, you cannot catch anything else. #GermTheoryFraud.
great story!! Honestly what an incredible skill to be able to tell such an engaging long story
Everyone would’ve walked away from me 5 minutes in.
You know that lady keistered those airpods after smuggling them outta the dish machine. Poor Joe's gotta earful of lady dung everytime he slaps those puppies in. 😯
“What if he hits us with a sack of pennies” 😂😂😂 I’m dying
Joe List and Mark Normand are my heroes. Never stop this podcast.
Joe's 'Same ol' G but I been low key'... never gets old 😂 2:36
EVER! It’s hits every time🔥
hahaha yes, gets me everytime
Shiva & TJ went above and beyond for the Pods and made a great story for the pod !!
56:04 This is like George Costanza pulling out the golf ball 🤣
The airpod story is the most riveting stories I've heard on a podcast all year thank you Joe
What a story!! These two together are gold
First time I saw joe list he reminded me of mark, next thing I know it I’m binging these episodes 😂
Was on the edge of my seat Joe! What a tale. There's good people out there in the world don't forget!
Please for the love of god Make the AirPod story into a full length Buddy road trip movie. 🎉 starring Don Cheadle as TJ and Fahim Anwar as Shiva. And name it The Dish Machine to spite Bert’s movie.
Uh Hundred Percent
Joe really pulled me in with the AirPod conspiracy. List is a great story teller. I could listen to Mark and Joe banter all day.
Too funny. Great suggestion.
I feel like TJ needs to be played by Keith David.
If everyone in the comments watched it, it’d do better than the lame ass machine did.
Thank tou Joe for wearing a hat during the ads.
thank you for not using the letter Y in your comment.
@@ViciousTwistX Tour'e welcome
He's the hero we need...
Dying at the Rosebud 🐱 stuff
You're such an amazing storyteller! The headphones debacle would have only taken me 3 minutes. You expertly and elaborately executed a amazing tail of highs and lows, cries and laughs. Turns out it's all pipes and my father's gay, comedy!
Here here fatty
I agree w/Mark, your story is next level, Joe!! And as you said, shout out to T.J., Monas, and Shiva! There are still good people in the world.
This EP is gonna blow up
That story was a straight up Curb episode 😂 what a Rollercoaster geez.
Top notch story from Joe and Mark with the commentary was hilarious 😅
Joe could talk about literally anything for hours and I'd be entertained, especially with Mark cumming all over the story. Best podcast duo out there.
Great tale Joe! All the twists and turns, glad the pods are back!
Joe you need to turn that story into a short movie.
Its such a great podcast because Mark and Joe always keep it funny. They dont just talk monotone like alot of other podcasts. This is a true comedy pod
Wow, great story telling!
The art of story telling ladies and gentlemen.
Mark doing Sarah face at 13:19 was brutally hilarious
Omg 😂
What a rollercoaster ride, Pop!
I read the comments before hearing the story... so my expectations were high?. Not disappointed. Riveted.
That story Lost told was one of the best, on the edge of my seat stories I've heard in a long time. Great stuff guys, very entertaining. 👍 👍
This is an absolute first ballot Hall of Fame Tuesdays episode.
What a wonderful story! It had it all!
Amazing story Joe, holy hell that’s a true gift to be able to draw that out like that. I will say, I do believe I would have just bought another pair but you got a masterpiece story out of it.
Mark’s comment on smelling his own balls hits a little different after the newest WMBD when we found out mark showers once every three days lol. I love y’all
Holy shit you're right! I was hoping he felt a little embarrassed when sam and Sal were trying to convince him to shower more. Enough to change st least lol But I don't think he'll change 😂
@@alwaysinverted1224I'm a married alcoholic too and you don't have to shower everyday when you wake up hung over to a wife that demands to do things. No time. Not showering is a main sign of addiction... sounds weird but the first thing a therapist asks is how often do you shower?
@@wakenow1Mark is a legend
Great Tuesday with story!
The reason this one slaps is because everyone has a comparable story. It's not the air pods, its the journey. Its the adventure Jerry. Great ep.
Absolutely great story!!!
Chuckster appreciation for all the work you do getting these 2 voices in our homes. Happy Tuesday farts!
Queefs! Where tf u from anyway?!
it's Monday you wacko
Chucks my favorite podcast producer. He fits perfectly on this one.
Mark is the best story wingman ever hahaha really hyped it up for sure! Good duo!
STANDS UP AND CLAPS**** ENCORE LIST, ENCORE. GREAT EP
As amazing as Joes story was, I’m seriously left hanging as to why TJ didn’t show!? There is a story there, this isn’t over…
The lady is not as cool as Joe thinks.
Kinda lame to make him come to the show for reward. Joe should have given him $200 and tickets.
He was either being nice saying he'd go or his wife didn't want to. I agree joe should've tipped him right there
wouldnt you just buy new airpods at that point@@jellojoe00
Because TJ obviously stole them and lied about it 😂
That story had me on the edge of my seat. I didn't get to finish it before work and I just got off work and it was worth it I couldn't wait to hear the ending great story Joe 👍
that was a hell of a tale!!! man i really loved it ! 💰🔥🤟🏿
Awesome story Mr. List!
Mark's orders were to punch it up: Oscar-worthy punch-up holy shit. Both of you win 🏆 🏆🏆
Love how it was one big barely able to trust anybody story😂 story of my life
Great story, great episode!
Great story!!
You two are an awesome pair.
Amazing, amazing story.. Had me hooked the whole way through!
Joe’s storytelling was great but Mark was the perfect listener! What a way to hype it up!
Great episode, TJ is the man!
That story was so interesting! Hats off to Shiva and TJ
Best story I've heard in a long time. Well told
What an excitimg/engaging story.
I laughed when Mark said "OH NO, TJ!!" lol
My god guys.
I can’t express enough, how fuckin’ masterfully you all can tell a story. I was on the edge of my tits. And Mark..you are the perfect wingman, punchin’ it up, hella hard!
this guy gets it
Crazy Story today. Twists and turns. TJs a good man!
Great twists and turns in that amazing story!
Just saw List at cobbs he did the ball bit it was hilarious!
One of the best stories I've heard on here. Good stuff Joe.
Phenomenal story from Joe and marks tidbits were astounding
Very smart getting those adds in between that captivating story! You had me, got to admit it, I wasn’t going to miss the end of that one.
Thanks fr coming to Amsterdam, ya queef, we love ya ❤️
Great story. Persistence pays off. Good people still exist.
Hell of a story mr list!! You’ve outdone yourself.
That's lunch baby!
" I've hated it since I was a fetus", Mark Normand 😂😂😂
that one and the turtle head OMG LOL Mark is my favorite comic love him
Shout out, Dan Soder!
These two are the only pod to make the ad reads hilarious. Joe dosing off was gold
You need to listen to the Are You Garbage guys read the Adam and Eve's ads😂
This is the funniest podcast on the internet by a landslide
As someone with adhd that struggles with losing shit, the end where you got the pods back was very satisfying
instant classic tuesdays ep!
I'm blaming immigrants has me dyin😂
went to your show in lisbon, it was great, hope more american comedians come to portugal.
That was a great story...I was on the edge of my seat....great content guys!
All time great story! This should really be a part of Ari’s Renamed Storytelling Show!
TJ is an American hero and will live in Tuesdays with stories fame forever
TJ if you are reading this you are a real blue collar hero!
I'm sure sodies being on billions helps his appeal with the ladies.
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time!
What a story teller! I was riveted.
Amazing ep! Best story I've ever heard in my life
One of your best stories yet Joe!! Loved it!
Killer story joe!
I love the shiv 🔥🔥🔥
Great story Joseph 😅. So much passion. Best Pod on the planet. #tuesgay4life
46:30 That was money. 👏🏼
Mark took so much pride in punching up Joe’s story. I’m livin for this!
Shout out to Joe's Cyclones shirt!!
Holy cow what a gripper! Haha amazing episode, thanks boys
What a great way begin the show!! Love it "Comedy. ."😁
Great story Joe! Way to persevere!
This story had me on the edge of my seat jerry! Story of the traveling airpods
Back in Ancient Greece, there was Homer, recounting the Epic tales of Troy. Now, in the modern day, we have Joe List and his woeful, but no less, epic, tale of the adventuring Airpods. What a time to be alive. Great story btw. I loved listening. I lost my earpods last month. My fault. I just lost them. It sucked. Had to purchase a new pair.
A great tale and you weave it so well. Why cut out TJ at the end, you have his info? My Muslim went off...🤣🤣
What an epic tale!
Great story!!
This was fooking gold!!!
If you turn Joe’s airpod into a talking piece of anthropomorphic technology, his story makes for an amazing Pixar plot
Toy story was already made four times.
I was thinking it was Lord of the Rings...or Lord of the Air Pods, Journey of the Comedians😂
The very pants I was returning!
Wow, what a story! That was good.
Great pod great story great guy tj