Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 2 роки тому +103

    That Jennifer Lawrence impersonation was fucking hilarious.

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 2 роки тому +6

      I was dying when he did Jennifer Lawrence. He said she looks like a goose. 😂😂😂

    • @CamahaWR450
      @CamahaWR450 2 роки тому

      Absolutely dying.

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 2 роки тому

      It was perfect

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому +29

    14:05
    Tuna can. I don’t know why that made me laugh that much 😂😂

  • @jameskennedy7989
    @jameskennedy7989 2 роки тому +25

    Chuck’s “Ahh yeahhh” when Mark said Jaime Pressly 😂😂😂

  • @sethlandis93
    @sethlandis93 2 роки тому +31

    Joe’s ‘We’ve gone far enough’ as soon as Mark mentions a black actress haha

  • @innerted6693
    @innerted6693 2 роки тому +3

    “looks like a bag of r*tards “
    has cracked me up all three times I’ve listened now

  • @mntwinsfan1988
    @mntwinsfan1988 2 роки тому +9

    45:57. "He's reading your mind" looooool Mark is on a different level of comedic genius. So quick wow lol

  • @GravyLeg87
    @GravyLeg87 2 роки тому +7

    Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing always wets my whistle

    • @early321
      @early321 2 роки тому

      Underworld?

    • @GravyLeg87
      @GravyLeg87 2 роки тому

      @@early321 good, but not as good as VH. Not a huge fan of the short hair look lol

  • @lithium
    @lithium 2 роки тому +24

    Elizabeth Hurley is still an all-timer.

  • @TylerShe1ton
    @TylerShe1ton 2 роки тому +9

    I do the random word association thing Normand does now too.
    Three people have said out loud at me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?".
    I'm going to keep doing it.

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO

  • @LuckyIrish
    @LuckyIrish 2 роки тому +1

    "Those are all of the things that make up a face, so I don't know"
    Holy shit, I died lmao

  • @andeereyes2063
    @andeereyes2063 2 роки тому +21

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is easy to forget about but man was I obsessed with her

    • @albetudo9313
      @albetudo9313 2 роки тому +2

      Man, early 2000's she and Jessica Alba were my favs!

  • @marcmurray7244
    @marcmurray7244 2 роки тому +8

    Mark is hilarious, fresh from the pasta fields! lmao

  • @bcstew33
    @bcstew33 2 роки тому +3

    1:03:32 Mark's first objection to opening a club is that you have to order cherries 😂

  • @dollar42027
    @dollar42027 2 роки тому +4

    Cybill shepard joe?!?!?!?!? That is by far the craziest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth!

  • @joshualowe7376
    @joshualowe7376 2 роки тому +21

    Forgot to mention a young Jessica Alba she’s top 5 in my books.

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 2 роки тому +4

    Selma in “Desperado” is correct Mark

  • @rolandroot8772
    @rolandroot8772 2 роки тому +3

    When my dad came home from Vietnam he had walk 60 miles to get back to his house. People were throwing shit at him the whole way. Woke up the next morning at his parents house and there was trash all over their front yard. His best friend took him out for a drink, and kept hounding him to talk about his tour, when my dad finally told him the guy threw up, and walked out. didn't talk to each other for like 25 years.

  • @kylemcnab927
    @kylemcnab927 2 роки тому +3

    Haha this pod is always hilarious, they always say some off the wall shit . Super underrated comedy pod. Found this pod because I was originally a fan of mark but joe is very good, watched his special and it was awesome. Keep it up you queefs

  • @TheM7drummer
    @TheM7drummer 2 роки тому +17

    I've been s Tuesgay for years now. I really miss the cat era.

    • @Mr.Paul_Revere
      @Mr.Paul_Revere 2 роки тому +2

      RIP The cat. I hated that cat at 1st

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому +1

      The cat sucks. As a person who hates cats it was very easy to empathize with Joe. So obnoxious .

    • @Dannnomite
      @Dannnomite 2 роки тому

      Meow 😸

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 2 роки тому +4

    The algorithm Jerry. Great ep guys

  • @jeffmccloud905
    @jeffmccloud905 2 роки тому +1

    "Right out of the pasta fields" got me

  • @lanceslarock
    @lanceslarock 2 роки тому +3

    That Jennifer Lawrence impression was perfect.

  • @TheMovieTeaser
    @TheMovieTeaser 2 роки тому +13

    Mark nailed those impressions. I could never put my finger on what made them look weird.
    I would say Tiffani Amber Theisen and Carmen Elctra

  • @sebterranean5695
    @sebterranean5695 2 роки тому +7

    Hey Mark, next time you get the perfect haircut, take a phone pic of each side/back. Then wherever you go, or to whom ever cuts your hair, you just show phone and say "do this".

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 роки тому +3

    "Those are all the things that make up a face..." you fkn tickle me Joe!

  • @stonerdormroom
    @stonerdormroom 2 роки тому +17

    the mcdonalds guy had an axe not a hammer. hes a good guy you should have him on the pod.

    • @erikjay5828
      @erikjay5828 2 роки тому

      Hatchet*. Don't get a wound or it will make ya trans.

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 2 роки тому +1

      It was a hatchet not an axe

  • @HopefulHil
    @HopefulHil 2 роки тому +1

    Love the haircuts on both!!

  • @conormcginnity1353
    @conormcginnity1353 2 роки тому +112

    Joe passing on Angelina Jolie for Sarah Jessica-Parker is hilarious.

    • @AlexMcNulty0
      @AlexMcNulty0 2 роки тому +4

      Jolie looks like a Photoshop gone wrong, easy choice

    • @jellojoe00
      @jellojoe00 2 роки тому +13

      Joe like manly women. Angelina was always hotter.

    • @mikaljozeph6202
      @mikaljozeph6202 2 роки тому +10

      No to Angelina and yes to Parker?? Gtfo of here joe

    • @bobanonymous6814
      @bobanonymous6814 2 роки тому +1

      Jolie=E.T.

    • @jerrilehane7815
      @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому +2

      I have eyes & see SJP as probably more normal than adopting so many kids.

  • @shistyvillain
    @shistyvillain 2 роки тому +2

    Joe makes the goofiest face when he's catching that bottlecap 😂 I wonder if he looks like that on the baseball field as well

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 2 роки тому +1

    I forgot about Swayze throwing the dog at Reeves in Point Break. Excellent chase scene!

  • @CoolestGuyInTheRoom
    @CoolestGuyInTheRoom 2 роки тому +2

    These guys need to admit Swingers is in fact a top 3 movie of all time.

  • @dannyfingersmusic
    @dannyfingersmusic 2 роки тому +4

    y'all gotta do a classic 80s style funny movie you 2 are the ultimate comedy duo play off each other so well! something like caddy shack, back to school, ferris Bueller we need a modern day comedy classic!

  • @djquizzle1419
    @djquizzle1419 2 роки тому +8

    Jessica Alba is a top 5

  • @miggy_jokes
    @miggy_jokes 2 роки тому +2

    Clip marks Jennifer Lawrence face 😂😂😂

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +13

    Good to be here

  • @joshualowe7376
    @joshualowe7376 2 роки тому +10

    Just got done getting butterfingered by my gf. Happy Halloween Gays! 🎃

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +3

    Jessica Alba, Hailey Barry, Cindy Crawford

  • @summertime8388
    @summertime8388 2 роки тому +4

    Mark, you’re in my top 5 😘

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 2 роки тому +1

    Talking comedy and hot girls! Classic Tuesdays!

  • @giuoco
    @giuoco 2 роки тому +14

    22:22 Best Jennifer Lawrence impression ever

    • @rja861
      @rja861 2 роки тому

      Someone smarter than me needs to make that a gif lol hilarious

  • @sdmcustoms
    @sdmcustoms 2 роки тому +2

    49:03 LeBron jamessss
    51:30 harry connick jrrrr

  • @ipeter6504
    @ipeter6504 2 роки тому +6

    Jennifer love Hewitt ❤

  • @biglick92
    @biglick92 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for another great episode boys. The only podcast I listen to religiously,I’ve gone though all the Spotify eps…. Might be time for patreon

  • @Bounce03
    @Bounce03 2 роки тому +46

    Joe getting dominated by crazy street people is my favorite thing about him.

    • @ViciousTwistX
      @ViciousTwistX 2 роки тому

      he could murder them but his anxiety runs so deep that he can't actually commit real murder unless he has a mic in one hand

    • @steratorefriends6596
      @steratorefriends6596 Рік тому

      It's his universal curse for constantly lying about how much everyone loves his suggestions

  • @bobanonymous6814
    @bobanonymous6814 2 роки тому +2

    Yea those red shoes are like stop signs for kooks

  • @bobjr2646
    @bobjr2646 2 роки тому +2

    Can’t believe no one said Kate Beckensale

  • @morrissey4934
    @morrissey4934 2 роки тому +10

    14:55 Best part of the ep!! 😂
    “I think she was on Louie as well.”
    “Yup. And…”

    • @chrisayers2013
      @chrisayers2013 2 роки тому

      I don't get it. Care to explain?

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 2 роки тому +1

      @@chrisayers2013 I wonder if she’s one of woman that Louie showed his dinghy to? I’m just guessing I don’t know

    • @tarun9678
      @tarun9678 2 роки тому

      What did Joe mean by that?

    • @johnnyhancock76
      @johnnyhancock76 2 роки тому

      She and Louis dated for years

    • @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us
      @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 2 роки тому

      @@chrisayers2013 I guess it's kinda funny to see Mark joke about Louie because it seems as if Joe looks kind of uncomfortable. Idk I'm high rn might be reading too much into it

  • @imoreviews5436
    @imoreviews5436 2 роки тому +6

    Joe's crushes need some diversity 😂

  • @bluetumblr
    @bluetumblr 2 роки тому +7

    Jennifer Connelly late 80s and STILL🔥🔥

  • @jenjen0008
    @jenjen0008 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO! Jennifer Lawrence's face is totally dopey!!! Mark is on point on that one! HAAHAHA!

  • @bori1986
    @bori1986 2 роки тому +1

    This Top 5 Unbeatable
    1. Emily Blunt
    2. Scarlett Johansson
    3. Ana De Armas
    4. Margot Robbie
    5. Mila Kunis

  • @eligreenfield3409
    @eligreenfield3409 2 роки тому +2

    Jamie Presley in Joe Dirt is primo!

  • @MYkeyS
    @MYkeyS 2 роки тому +5

    blake lively, jessica alba and biel

  • @giuoco
    @giuoco 2 роки тому +6

    20:41 Joe is so upset that Chuck guessed what he was going to say… you can’t fake it 😂

  • @corinkirkland
    @corinkirkland 2 роки тому

    I haven’t made it past the 30 min mark yet! I keep rewinding back 😂

  • @coastradamous
    @coastradamous 2 роки тому +5

    Jessica Alba always had me singing that old Chevrolet song…. Like a rock

  • @garydaly
    @garydaly 2 роки тому +9

    Fuck man, another great, funny laughing my ass off episode. Thanks guys. ❤

  • @seanphillips-FedSmk
    @seanphillips-FedSmk 2 роки тому +3

    When I say I'm gay to my parents, I just ment I like this podcast, can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner...

  • @Wydjonny
    @Wydjonny 8 місяців тому

    I’m glad I found this pod. I love the really obscure niche unique retro 80s vibe.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 роки тому +1

    Also I think the guy who sings the end song sounds like Chuck.

  • @drunkenninjamaster4738
    @drunkenninjamaster4738 2 роки тому +3

    This episode was so good I actually listened to the ad reads. Good job fellas.

  • @BlackSabotage100
    @BlackSabotage100 2 роки тому +1

    Christina Hendricks has to be an all time piece.

  • @jbhootgrass
    @jbhootgrass 2 роки тому

    Tiffany Amber Theisen? Lark Voorhies cracked me up!...

  • @DrunkInPublic
    @DrunkInPublic 2 роки тому +2

    Joe is a goddamn maniac with some of these passes

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 2 роки тому +1

    Knew he was talking about the run real fast line instantly lol

  • @andrewmccloskey1
    @andrewmccloskey1 2 роки тому +6

    Im 16 mins in and i’ve laughed out loud 6 times.
    This is an episode.

  • @unclenoob3062
    @unclenoob3062 2 роки тому +4

    hackers Jolie is prime Jolie

  • @davidcarney1811
    @davidcarney1811 2 роки тому +4

    Another great episode, love the Jennifer Lawrence impression

  • @LuckyLuch1
    @LuckyLuch1 2 роки тому +3

    Alba, Silverstone and Jennifer mcarthy

  • @isthisPG
    @isthisPG 2 роки тому +5

    Mark - let me save you a lot of pain. Find one barber you like and only get your haircut by him. Done. 😅

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 роки тому +1

      He’d have to speak up or try making an appt. and be specific , if the place takes them

    • @isthisPG
      @isthisPG 2 роки тому

      @@Betty-Boop809 ok? He’s not 6 years old lol

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 роки тому

      @@isthisPG HUH?!? He can’t even speak up and say “I want you to cut my hair”. People need to say exactly what they want , so they’re not surprised.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 роки тому

      Yup, I just told someone the same with your dog. Stick with one groomer

  • @jonathanbarley7386
    @jonathanbarley7386 2 роки тому +1

    I agree with most of your picks, but you gotta have Ana De Armas on that list for sure and Felicity Jones. Back in the day for sure Katie Holmes too.

  • @themightymarty82
    @themightymarty82 2 роки тому +1

    I’m so happy you don’t censor the “Tards”. One of my favorite terms. COMEDY! 🤷🏻‍♀️🫶🏼

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 роки тому

      Right? They curse like sailors & say the most disgusting things about sex but beep faggot & regard?

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105
    @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 2 роки тому +3

    Isla Fisher( wedding crashes) Margot Robbie who you named .. Jennifer Hawkins and Delta Goodrem ... 4 of the hottest Aussies you ever did see to add a fifth would have been Elle Macpherson in her day

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 11 місяців тому

    Patricia Arquette is an all timer for me, True Romance is my favorite movie and she's smokin in that😫👌
    *Chuckster you nailed it with Stacey Dash in clueless. I had such a huge crush on her when that came out (same time as my father coincidentally). Shoutout to Brittany Murphy as well, RIP
    **Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns is another

  • @AutumnExplore
    @AutumnExplore 2 роки тому +1

    "All-Time Hot" needs to be a podcast channel; starting with Silent Era Hollywood.

  • @andrewheath6451
    @andrewheath6451 2 роки тому +4

    Jon Lovitz is the greatest comedic actor of all time

    • @andrewheath6451
      @andrewheath6451 2 роки тому

      Oh yes its ladies night oh what a
      Oh what a night

    • @andrewheath6451
      @andrewheath6451 2 роки тому

      He diddley dee are those things for me!?!?

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 роки тому

      Always a stand out in Sandler trash

  • @christopheryousik2044
    @christopheryousik2044 2 роки тому +2

    She's a tuna can 😂

  • @thomascranston205
    @thomascranston205 2 роки тому +1

    This ep is so funny it made Joe pee his pants a little.

  • @steveraymond982
    @steveraymond982 2 роки тому +1

    Kathrin Zeda Jones should be on every list

  • @Jon-Unger
    @Jon-Unger 2 роки тому +2

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

  • @JustJosephAlright
    @JustJosephAlright 2 роки тому

    funniest 10 minutes of my life

  • @jonnyoppz4322
    @jonnyoppz4322 2 роки тому

    Vanessa Angel from Kingpin...hit damn!

  • @Chris-sv8ty
    @Chris-sv8ty 2 роки тому +5

    Best thing to watch after Kill Tony, Mondays are the best thank you guys!

    • @seanphillips-FedSmk
      @seanphillips-FedSmk 2 роки тому

      I start my day with 2 bears 1 cave then kill tony, 2 guys is the night cap👌💯✌️

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 роки тому

      BAD FRIENDS for me

  • @reggsanchez
    @reggsanchez Рік тому +1

    36:06 mark if you’re ever in park slope stop by Slope cuts you’ll get a great cut, ask for rich

  • @Gwreck562
    @Gwreck562 2 роки тому +2

    Really surprised they didn't mention Jessica Alba she my top pick.

  • @sethgsf4120
    @sethgsf4120 2 роки тому +1

    Yes Joe, I'm still coasting on that 1200 dollars from 3 years ago. That's why no one will work. They got 1200 bucks and fully retired.

  • @Cronus718
    @Cronus718 Рік тому

    Whoa, was that List sneaking in there with a Keith Primeau mention? Heck yeah!

  • @Just_here_for_fun
    @Just_here_for_fun 2 роки тому

    I salsa danced with Natalie Portman in Tamarindo in Costa Rica in 2006.

  • @neuvisean1739
    @neuvisean1739 2 роки тому

    3:45 "Watch 'First Blood', it's a little 'Over The Top'. Not sure if you meant it List, but that was a hummdinger of a Stallone movie reference.

  • @juliameudre813
    @juliameudre813 2 роки тому +1

    How unenthusiastic Mark is reading the adds is always killing me! 😂😂

  • @pdawson2666
    @pdawson2666 2 роки тому +1

    lol cybil Sheppard, c'mon joe!

  • @KingRaider74
    @KingRaider74 2 роки тому +4

    Joe should have said “Attack of the Clones changed my life!” Jk jk It was The Professional jkjk it’s Where the Heart Is

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +2

    What a coincidence about the hammer

  • @angelmandujano7648
    @angelmandujano7648 2 роки тому

    Straight outta the Pasta Fields!

  • @PliskinPlays
    @PliskinPlays 2 роки тому

    First ladies who got my Gears Oiled: Angelina Joelie, Christina Applegate and Lucille Ball

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 2 роки тому

    No mention of Scarjo?

  • @clark7john
    @clark7john 9 місяців тому

    Joe getting visibly hot and bothered at 21:30 is hilarious.

  • @butterknutts5888
    @butterknutts5888 2 роки тому +1

    My Simp-Pick would be Linda Cartelini (from Grandmas Boy)

  • @bobanonymous6814
    @bobanonymous6814 2 роки тому +4

    Chuck : ive got a great story
    Joe: patreon!

  • @michaelreese8217
    @michaelreese8217 2 роки тому +2

    Jessica Biel….enough said. Wooooooeeeeee