Bea Arthur was a comic genius. She didn't even have to verbalize a line. Her body language and those eyes crack me up every time. No one did a stare down and a "double look" like Bea. It was her signature.
UTAUxKURENAI that would be my ultimate woman right there. Someone who tells would be Romeos to back off and goes all out when it's time for us to have Snoo-Snoo.
My favorite Dorothy Comeback was when Blanche talks about dating a younger man by saying that she is only 5 years older than he is. Dorothy replies, "In what, Blanche, DOG YEARS?" Brilliant. :)
I like the one where Dorothy is trying to appease Rose because she was feeling bad about getting old, and Dorothy was like, "so you have a few more wrinkles, so do I, so does Blanche. So your hair has gotten grayer. So has mine, so has Blanche's. So you gained a few pounds more. So has Blanche." I'm going off memory. It's something like that.
Marchant2 sure you’re 5 years older, so am I so is Blanche 🤨 Okay, so you got a few more wrinkles, so do I so does Blanche 😲 Alright so you’re thicker around the middle, so is Blanche 😱😱😱😱
My three favorites: Rose: Can I ask a dumb question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know. Blanche: "You know, in the South, we mature faster. I think it's the heat." Dorothy: "I think it's the gin." Rose: "I'm here if you want to pick my brain." Dorothy: "Rose, I think we should leave it alone and let it heal."
the scene in the hospital where she tells Rose that no matter what you do your parents will nag you and nag you until you wanna choke the life out of them but you don't bc YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL WITH RESUSSITATING EQUIPMENT!!
*clearly holding a pizza box* Dorothy: "We're back! We brought dinner!" Rose (looking at the box): "What'd you get?" (a moment of silence) Dorothy: "A bucket of chicken! I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?"
@Carlos Magnayon Gray She did. Blanche Devereaux : It's a pizza, Rose. Rose Nylund : I knew that, I meant what kind is it? Blanche Devereaux : Did you *really* know that? Rose Nylund : [sarcasticly] No, but I thought I could cover.
Dorothy and Sophia had the best and most savage insults you can tell Dorothy learned it all from Sophia but I love how their styles were different. Dorothy was sarcastic as fuck and Sophia was utterly ruthless even Dorothy being her daughter didn't stop her insults 🤣🤣🤣
Bea Arthur was absolutely brilliant. Her snarky comebacks were some of the best lines in the show, hands down! And she also lent her voice to the best episode of Futurama too. I was so sad when I heard she had passed away. The world lost a brilliant actress, and even now no one has even come close.
My favorite ever is when she chewed out that Dr. who missed diagnosing her with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Even his wife was on board with Dorothy letting him have it! That episode changed a lot of things for a lot of women. Bea Arthur did right by us all when she masterfully played Dorothy in that episode.
What's interesting about that two-part episode- aptly titled "Sick and Tired"- is that it was based on the show's creator Susan Harris' real-life battle with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Rose: Not necessarily, back in saint Olaf... Dorothy:Rose! Is this story about someone getting lost? Rose: Uh-huh Dorothy: Well don't tell us. Show us! *Rose walks away sad* Lmao I was in tears the 1st time I saw that one.
#9 Dorothy: "...step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work...I know." Sophia: *gives long stare* Dorothy: "I tried." LMAO 😂😂🙌🙌 I lost it. Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal.
i think it was on season 3. Dorothy and rose decided to install a toilet on their own, when the toilet arrived the plumber left it in the living room, neither Dorothy nor Rose could move the toilet, Dorothy gave up then Rose made a reference to the Egyptians being able to build the pyramids so moving the toilet is doable. Then Dorothy said "Fine get me 20000 Hebrews and ill have it out of here in no time" that always craks me up lol.
Stan trying to seduce Dorothy when Uncle Angelo visits...best Dorothy Stan scene: Stan: (lying on the bedroom floor giggling) Dorothy: If you are doing what I think you are doing, you are in big trouble! Stan: Ok Dorothy, you leave me no choice, I am gonna have to bring out the big gun. Dorothy: You're wasting your time Stanley, I am familiar with the "big gun".
Rose: You have to honey, your getting sicker and sicker. Blanche: Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. Though of course my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction. (she leaves) Dorothy: Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her.
"I'll just sit here. Ma won't mind." "Think again!" "I would sit outside, but there don't appear to be any *shady pines* to sit under." ".......pillow pussycat?"
Here's my favorite dorothy line: Just a minute-Yes, I'm still here. Yes, Yes, I was calling about the Sinatra concert. It's what? Wait, you-. You kept me on hold all this time to tell me it's sold out? No! No! I will not have a nice day!
Dorothy is my spirit animal. Always haha. My favorite quote by her was always “Either to commit a felony or get ice cream. I’ll decide in the car.” as well as “Not now, Ma!”
Even in their age you can tell, they are very pretty and were extremely beautiful when they were younger. :) Lovely ladies with power, temper and flame. One day, I hope to end like them.
Dorothy to rose : you're never gonna make them happy, they just gonna nag you and nag you,until you want to grab their throat and choke them, but you don't because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment! ! 😭😭😂😂
Blanche: It just so happens that I am Miss Angie Dickinson. Nancy (clerk at hotel): You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me. Blanche: I know. I have altered my appearance for a very important movie role. Dorothy: It's about a woman who EATS her way from behind the Iron Curtain. Blanche: Dorothy, this dress deserves to be displayed on a devastatingly beautiful body! Dorothy: Who are you going to send it to? Kim Basinger? Blanche: And what is that supposed to mean? Dorothy: Why don't you think about it while you're inhaling your next cheesecake? [The girls are discussing what they would say about each other if they had to give a eulogy for the other's funeral. Dorothy has just told Blanche what she would say if giving a eulogy for Blanche and has asked Blanche to do the same for her] Blanche: Well... I think I'd say that I always felt safe having you in the house. And I think I'd say that I always enjoyed talking to you whenever I'd come home from one of my many dates. And I think I'd say that I always looked up to you... like an OLDER SISTER. Dorothy: Thank you, Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing. I would also say you were fat. Dorothy: Statistics have shown that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!!!!! Sophia: Don't you make fun of your mother! If I didn't wake up in the morning tomorrow you'd never forgive yourself! Dorothy: I'll risk it! Dorothy: [seeing Rose's balloon sculpture] THIS is what you've been doing for the past 45 minutes? Rose: Uh-huh. Isn't he cute? I call him Scotty. Dorothy: [pops balloon sculpture] Now you can call him garbage!
+Christopher Bubb we need to be friends! I like acting out skits from GG ... Kendall: Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend that none of us is ever going to forget ... Blanche: Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle! Dorothy: That was good, Blanche. Now do Br'er Rabbit Rose: ... Where I come from the big brown bear and the little field mouse can live together in harmony. But they can't mate, because then the mouse would explode.
My favorite one! Rose: “stop being so vain! U can’t stay 42 forever!” Blanche: “YES U CAN! If u eat right. Exorcise regularly and life with women who look A LOT OLDER than u!” (Walks out) Dorothy: “.....tell me Rose, is ‘Kill the bitch’ a traditional Saint Olaf party game...........hmm?” Lmao!
It’s not on this list but my favorite one is when they bring a pizza home and it’s like “Rose were home we got dinner” (I think) “What is it ?” “A bucket of chicken, I hope you like it extra flat and crispy”
OMG! How did I just NOW find this channel? This is freaking awesome! Thank you for the great clips. My great-grandma and I watched these almost every Saturday night for years. Brings back memories of happy times and my "MamMaw".
I am super glad you found us now and certainly we have enough back catalog videos to keep you busy for weeks! I hear you about watching with a grand parent and the feeling it brings- it did for me too!
Stay Golden Plus, I totally love the name too! In addition to the Golden Girls, it makes me think about that book (&movie) The Outsiders. "Stay Golden Pony Boy."😉 I'm a big nerd that way.
From "The Little Man" episode when Rose dates Jonathan Newman Rose: I mean, how big a man is shouldn't make or break a relationship. Dorothy: Not a word, Blanche! From "The Robbery" episode: Dorothy: Rose, this is getting out of hand. I think you need to see someone. Blanche: Dorothy, I don't think a date is necessarily the answer. Dorothy: I meant a psychiatrist, hot pants!
From the Newman episode: Blanche sails out of the kitchen holding a tray of appetizers in an effort to be a good hostess. Gleefully: "Shrimp???" Then IMMEDIATELY turns around and goes back into the kitchen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Instant comedy relief ... I watch these GG's every week without fail as they portrayed these characters brilliantly and the writing (Susan Harris etc.) so good. Thank you for putting this together!
Dorthy ahhh Dorthy definitely one of the greatest! It’s not just what she says it’s the inflection of her voice and her facial expressions. That can’t be taught
One of my favorites vwas when Dorothy had Rose as a student in her night school class and she told Rose since she failed the history test she wouldn't be able to graduate. So Rose says to Dorothy, oh yeah, well you have a big behind. So Dorothy says to Rose they can show how the West Was Won on yours. I absolutely love this show
When was Dorothy Zbornak ever NOT savage? Claire Huxtable, Dorothy, Julia Sugarbaker and often even Jessica Fletcher were all savage.....I love them all. Strong, smart fantastic women❤😍
Love these keep them coming!!!
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Sophia is my spirits animal!!
Good choice!
Stay Golden ❤️😀
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Bea Arthur was a comic genius. She didn't even have to verbalize a line. Her body language and those eyes crack me up every time. No one did a stare down and a "double look" like Bea. It was her signature.
+craig smith the stare is what I aspire to.
craig smith That's why they always sat her in the middle at the kitchen table; to catch her expressions lol
She is the best in the middle. It feels weird in when she isn't in the middle
She is has down one of the best ever.
Couldn't agree more! Very well said.
Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets.
That is a perfect mantra.
Me in a nutshell, tho. 😎
UTAUxKURENAI yekatrina petrovna zamolochikiva but your just call me katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Syafiq Aiman OMFG I WAS WAITING FOR THIS😂😂😂😂😂 but I'd personally prefer the opposite😏
UTAUxKURENAI that would be my ultimate woman right there. Someone who tells would be Romeos to back off and goes all out when it's time for us to have Snoo-Snoo.
No wonder Deadpool is such a fan of Bea Arthur.
+WarDragon72345 he has great taste
Dorothy and Sofia have always been my favourites :D
But it was Rose who put him on hot coals for not giving her a Cup a Coffee
Seriously?! That Yutz?!
I know. She slays!
One of my favorite Dorothy lines is:
Blanche: "We mature faster in the south. I think it's the heat."
Dorothy: "I think it's the gin."
+Gavin Conner always the gin
I'll have a double!
now
Gavin Conner I liked when she said they're closing down mattress world
Didn't Sophia say that?
From Stanley's first appearance on the show.
"Hi, it's me, Stan."
*Dorothy slams the door in his face*
+MikeFTM did you check our our other list? We got a good door slam.
And that's how you maturely and effectively communicate with an ex!
I never understood why he said it like that each time. Obviously she knew who he was.
Stan: where am I supposed to sleep
Dorothy: on the floor like any dog
Good one. I am going to have to add it for a future list!!
Stay Golden yess
you missed..
"where are you going?"
"To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car."
Luckie Duckie Memorable line yes, but not so savage when you think about it.
What's savage is when you actually commit a felony but don't get charges
Did both after slinging Dorothys line at my son. Ice cream was the aftermath to cool off. #Truth. #fiercemommabear
I LOVE THAT ONE!!!
My favorite lolol
Rose: "Why would she want a kidney?"
Dorathy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!"
The Best!
+MegaBritbrit101 I want to meet this cat one day.
MegaBritbrit101 but they didn’t have a 🐱
I watched the show for the first time a couple of years ago and that line scared me when Dorothy yelled lol
*I don't get it*
My favorite was always "Shady Pines, ma"
My favorite Dorothy Comeback was when Blanche talks about dating a younger man by saying that she is only 5 years older than he is. Dorothy replies, "In what, Blanche, DOG YEARS?" Brilliant. :)
The one is truly perfection.
What does it mean?
@@yahabeeby123456 It means she is very old for him because dogs don't live longer than humans.
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Thanks
@@yahabeeby123456 Not problem Be Well
"Not if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze" 😂😂😂😂
Ha!
Lexi Beach savage as fuck that one 😂😂
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"...they left you with your belt and your shoe laces, think about that." LOL!
+Vicky Blake so cold blooded right?
I never got that when I saw this when I was younger.
@@Passions5555 what does it mean?
@Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov ?
Love when she slams the door on Stan!
I like the one where Dorothy is trying to appease Rose because she was feeling bad about getting old, and Dorothy was like, "so you have a few more wrinkles, so do I, so does Blanche. So your hair has gotten grayer. So has mine, so has Blanche's. So you gained a few pounds more. So has Blanche."
I'm going off memory. It's something like that.
LOL Blanches's face after she said that!
Marchant2 sure you’re 5 years older, so am I so is Blanche
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Okay, so you got a few more wrinkles, so do I so does Blanche
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Alright so you’re thicker around the middle, so is Blanche
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LMAO I remember that line
@@ThankYouPain09 Blanche looked like she was ready to drop Dorothy after the thicker in the middle line!
My three favorites:
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
Blanche: "You know, in the South, we mature faster. I think it's the heat."
Dorothy: "I think it's the gin."
Rose: "I'm here if you want to pick my brain."
Dorothy: "Rose, I think we should leave it alone and let it heal."
All great choices Thanks for the thoughts!
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Don’t forget the back and forth between rose and dorothy about why a spanish fly is called spanish fly 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Angel Singer: Yes these three are supreme!
"In what, Blanche? Dog years?"..
"Her mother was a slut too"... I just can't with Dorothy, my spirit animal ♥
+Danielle Ball yesssss
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2:24 Rose: *Oh that makes sense*
“Ladies and Gentlemen! May I have your attention Please? The Gentleman at Table 5 in the blue suit..is IMPOTENT...Bon Appetit!”
I love that section so much.
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Ha! Lol
#1 that episode also included Dorothy telling Stan Go Hug A Landmine
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the scene in the hospital where she tells Rose that no matter what you do your parents will nag you and nag you until you wanna choke the life out of them but you don't bc YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL WITH RESUSSITATING EQUIPMENT!!
+Douglas Mason good call!
Douglas Mason My favorite 😂😂😂
One of the most funniest lines ever!
One of my favorite scenes ever! Lmaoool
That's a great one XD
Dorothy: Have you ever given a eulogy before?
Rose: You mean at a funeral?
Dorothy: .... No, Rose, at a pie eating contest!!
Good God, that is hilarious!! She delivered lines like no other actress.
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Dorothy: The only thing we had in common was ... under the sheets.
Rose: What's under the sheets?
Dorothy: .... His cappuccino maker.
+Joshua Christian Nathanael he knows how to do it
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My favorite line
Well that's one name for it (wink)
"Were you at a funeral?"
"No Rose, we were singing backup for Johnny Cash."
*clearly holding a pizza box*
Dorothy: "We're back! We brought dinner!"
Rose (looking at the box): "What'd you get?"
(a moment of silence)
Dorothy: "A bucket of chicken! I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?"
+YorkshireNutte that one is so good
@Carlos Magnayon Gray She did.
Blanche Devereaux : It's a pizza, Rose.
Rose Nylund : I knew that, I meant what kind is it?
Blanche Devereaux : Did you *really* know that?
Rose Nylund : [sarcasticly] No, but I thought I could cover.
I love the times when Dorothy calls Sophia things like "you withered old Sicilian gecko!" LMAO 😂😂😂 Those were always my favorites.
Boom!
Dorothy and Sophia had the best and most savage insults you can tell Dorothy learned it all from Sophia but I love how their styles were different. Dorothy was sarcastic as fuck and Sophia was utterly ruthless even Dorothy being her daughter didn't stop her insults 🤣🤣🤣
Bea Arthur was absolutely brilliant. Her snarky comebacks were some of the best lines in the show, hands down! And she also lent her voice to the best episode of Futurama too. I was so sad when I heard she had passed away. The world lost a brilliant actress, and even now no one has even come close.
oF COURSE CREDIT IS DUE TO Susan Harris the writers. but the btiting, stuanch sarcastic deliverie belong soloely to Bea Arthur alone.
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My favorite ever is when she chewed out that Dr. who missed diagnosing her with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Even his wife was on board with Dorothy letting him have it! That episode changed a lot of things for a lot of women. Bea Arthur did right by us all when she masterfully played Dorothy in that episode.
It is amazing.
What's interesting about that two-part episode- aptly titled "Sick and Tired"- is that it was based on the show's creator Susan Harris' real-life battle with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
100 % I’d do it too
Dorothy is the absolute best!
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My favorite was when Rose says "can I ask a dumb question" and Dorothy says "Better than anyone I know" lmao 😂
So so good.
Dorothy Zbornak was SO savage that she ATE Maude Findley! : l
+Dan Seabreeze oh damn. I didn't think of it that way.
Start out at the top... and then go higher!
Dan Seabreeze Bahahahaha! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ohhh, snap snap. 😎
I am definitely Sophia😂 I don't have a filter...
I love all of Dorothy's comments to Stan. Bea really captured the love-hate between them
Yeah she did.
That was a perfect television couple in its own right.
"Go hug a landmine" is my favourite
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"Goodnight, Rose. Pray for brains." LMAO 😂
Dorothy said that in another episode too
Blanche: have you found them?
Dorothy: what?
Blanche: have you found them?
Dorothy: yes, but I hid them so you could find them.
+Jerlani World Official hA
It was "Have you found her?" In this episode Blanche and Dorothy were looking for Sophia in a hospital
Rose: Not necessarily, back in saint Olaf...
Dorothy:Rose! Is this story about someone getting lost?
Rose: Uh-huh
Dorothy: Well don't tell us. Show us!
*Rose walks away sad*
Lmao I was in tears the 1st time I saw that one.
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Dorothy: "...step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work...I know."
Sophia: *gives long stare*
Dorothy: "I tried."
LMAO 😂😂🙌🙌 I lost it. Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal.
+XxBabyGurlLovexX good spirit animal choice!!
i think it was on season 3. Dorothy and rose decided to install a toilet on their own, when the toilet arrived the plumber left it in the living room, neither Dorothy nor Rose could move the toilet, Dorothy gave up then Rose made a reference to the Egyptians being able to build the pyramids so moving the toilet is doable. Then Dorothy said "Fine get me 20000 Hebrews and ill have it out of here in no time" that always craks me up lol.
Calvin Guerrero I liked it when Sophia described it as an old woman's dream because it was in front of the TV.
Here's this clip you were referring to if anyone is/was interested: ua-cam.com/video/3_3xmrNPDMI/v-deo.html
She was wonderful! One of my favorites was when Rose asked, "can I ask a dumb question?" Her response, " better than anyone I know."
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Leslie Nielson and Bea Arthur were pure gold together.
Totally!
I, also, want to be Dorothy when I grow up! Great job with picking lines!
I like where your head is at, exactly who you should be when you grow up!
Stay Golden Dorothy is my hero! You could great zingers from her in every episode
my favorite scene is when Dorothy explains how she’s going on a date.
Blanche: with a man?!
Dorothy: uh..no, Blanche. with a venus fly trap.
GOLD.
Stan trying to seduce Dorothy when Uncle Angelo visits...best Dorothy Stan scene:
Stan: (lying on the bedroom floor giggling)
Dorothy: If you are doing what I think you are doing, you are in big trouble!
Stan: Ok Dorothy, you leave me no choice, I am gonna have to bring out the big gun.
Dorothy: You're wasting your time Stanley, I am familiar with the "big gun".
+NicoleM2108 the big fun!!
+NicoleM2108 the big gun!
+NicoleM2108 the big gun!
What episode and season is that in?
Episode Edits S:3 E:17
The little hand flourish really completes the “bon appetit” 😭
I wonder how long she had to practice that!
Rose: You have to honey, your getting sicker and sicker.
Blanche: Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. Though of course my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction. (she leaves)
Dorothy: Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her.
Yes!!
"I'll just sit here. Ma won't mind."
"Think again!"
"I would sit outside, but there don't appear to be any *shady pines* to sit under."
".......pillow pussycat?"
Dorothy all day everyday! Brooklyn represent!
+Ayinde Stevens you know it!
No one can deliver a cutting comic line like Bea Arthur. She was the only one who could truly put Archie Bunker in his place when she played Maude.
I feel you.
“Why would she need a kidney?”
“TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!”
😂😂😂
That cat is so well fed.
All these characters were so perfectly cast. Looove golden girls
"What about me babe?"
"Go hug a landmine." Absolute love Dorothy.
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She was always my favorite golden girl, and they were all terrific. Loved her strength and beauty. Bea Arthur is amazing!
I am there with you on that!
Here's my favorite dorothy line:
Just a minute-Yes, I'm still here. Yes, Yes, I was calling about the Sinatra concert. It's what? Wait, you-. You kept me on hold all this time to tell me it's sold out? No! No! I will not have a nice day!
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Dorothy is my spirit animal. Always haha.
My favorite quote by her was always “Either to commit a felony or get ice cream. I’ll decide in the car.” as well as “Not now, Ma!”
"Not even if you were hanging upside down in a trapeze!"
That line NEVER GETS OLD! 🤣🤣🤣
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I absolutely love the way she goes after Stan...it always makes me laugh. I will be Dorothy when I get to that age, I'm fluent in sarcasm.
Best show ever! The cast was cream of the crop and the writing was genius! I’m 68 and miss them dearly. Like thousands of other folks. 👍
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Rose: why would she need a kidney?
Dorothy: TO FEED THE CAT ROSE
I can't breathe 😭😭😭
I love when tells Stanley "I could vomit just looking at you"
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"The gentleman at table five is impotent. Bon Appetite."
Even in their age you can tell, they are very pretty and were extremely beautiful when they were younger. :)
Lovely ladies with power, temper and flame. One day, I hope to end like them.
Absolutely.
I’ve seen pics of them and they were all stunning. Betty White looked like a real-life Snow White!
Dorothy to rose : you're never gonna make them happy, they just gonna nag you and nag you,until you want to grab their throat and choke them, but you don't because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment! ! 😭😭😂😂
+milo vela love how specific that one gets
Stay Golden it's true tho. . I'm going to use that video on mothers day 😂😂
I love this plan.
Dorothy has always been my favorite. I try to emulate her but not always as successful. Keep them all coming!
My fav too
Blanche: It just so happens that I am Miss Angie Dickinson.
Nancy (clerk at hotel): You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me.
Blanche: I know. I have altered my appearance for a very important movie role.
Dorothy: It's about a woman who EATS her way from behind the Iron Curtain.
Blanche: Dorothy, this dress deserves to be displayed on a devastatingly beautiful body!
Dorothy: Who are you going to send it to? Kim Basinger?
Blanche: And what is that supposed to mean?
Dorothy: Why don't you think about it while you're inhaling your next cheesecake?
[The girls are discussing what they would say about each other if they had to give a eulogy for the other's funeral. Dorothy has just told Blanche what she would say if giving a eulogy for Blanche and has asked Blanche to do the same for her]
Blanche: Well... I think I'd say that I always felt safe having you in the house. And I think I'd say that I always enjoyed talking to you whenever I'd come home from one of my many dates. And I think I'd say that I always looked up to you... like an OLDER SISTER.
Dorothy: Thank you, Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing. I would also say you were fat.
Dorothy: Statistics have shown that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!!!!!
Sophia: Don't you make fun of your mother! If I didn't wake up in the morning tomorrow you'd never forgive yourself!
Dorothy: I'll risk it!
Dorothy: [seeing Rose's balloon sculpture] THIS is what you've been doing for the past 45 minutes?
Rose: Uh-huh. Isn't he cute? I call him Scotty.
Dorothy: [pops balloon sculpture] Now you can call him garbage!
+Christopher Bubb those are great choices!
+Christopher Bubb we need to be friends! I like acting out skits from GG ...
Kendall: Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend that none of us is ever going to forget ...
Blanche: Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!
Dorothy: That was good, Blanche. Now do Br'er Rabbit
Rose: ... Where I come from the big brown bear and the little field mouse can live together in harmony. But they can't mate, because then the mouse would explode.
Me too! :D
Christopher Bubb lol I watched this episode yesterday.
My favorite one!
Rose: “stop being so vain! U can’t stay 42 forever!”
Blanche: “YES U CAN! If u eat right. Exorcise regularly and life with women who look A LOT OLDER than u!” (Walks out)
Dorothy: “.....tell me Rose, is ‘Kill the bitch’ a traditional Saint Olaf party game...........hmm?”
Lmao!
yeah when she says Join the navy see the world sleep with Blanche Devereaux
Queen of shade and she's got it made!
“Pray for brains “ is deeply &effortlessly savage 🤣🚨🤣
;)
“And give him a karate chop!” 😂😂😂
Yes
It’s not on this list but my favorite one is when they bring a pizza home and it’s like
“Rose were home we got dinner” (I think)
“What is it ?”
“A bucket of chicken, I hope you like it extra flat and crispy”
Don't you worry. We got you. There are 3 Dorothy themed lists.
“The gentleman at table five in the blue suit is impotent. Bon appetite.” CLASSIC.
The little wave too!
Stay Golden She’s a true savage. Honestly, she’s iconic. 😂😂
Agreed
I think I was one of the few teens that watched this show. I loved these sassy women!
They are amazing
Bea Arthur was such a gem, she could make an entire audience burst into laughter just by raising an eyebrow! 😂😂😂
Total gem
To feed the cat rose!! One of the best lines ever
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Rose don't! That tea is for my mommy. Rose is my spirit animal
"Let me get you some tea..." *evil stare*
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OMG! How did I just NOW find this channel? This is freaking awesome! Thank you for the great clips. My great-grandma and I watched these almost every Saturday night for years. Brings back memories of happy times and my "MamMaw".
I am super glad you found us now and certainly we have enough back catalog videos to keep you busy for weeks! I hear you about watching with a grand parent and the feeling it brings- it did for me too!
Stay Golden Plus, I totally love the name too! In addition to the Golden Girls, it makes me think about that book (&movie) The Outsiders. "Stay Golden Pony Boy."😉 I'm a big nerd that way.
Oh yes. I remember reading that book in 7th grade!
That 'pray for brains' quote, has become one of my every-day lines
Love it!
@@StayGoldenGirls me too. One of the most relatable quotes for life
Agreed
Rose: "Do we have any more orange juice?" Dorothy, emptying the remainder of the jug of juice into her glass: "No, we're all out."
Love it.
"Go hug a landmine" is my mantra
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"There's no way out n way out!"
"They let you keep your belt and shoe laces..... Think about that."
"I look like the mother of a solid gold dancer" Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal and my favorite. "condoms rose condoms condoms condoms!
Those two are top 15 lines of all time no doubt.
Dorothy and Sophia are my favorites, i want to just as savage as them Lol :)
Something to strive for!
heck yea! the show wouldn't be funny to watch without them
Savage they are. Whatever works for you, I guess.
I love it when she told Stan ‘I could vomit just looking at you’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So good.
I'm convinced that my soul is Dorothy Zbornak. Number 9 is especially me!
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From "The Little Man" episode when Rose dates Jonathan Newman
Rose: I mean, how big a man is shouldn't make or break a relationship.
Dorothy: Not a word, Blanche!
From "The Robbery" episode:
Dorothy: Rose, this is getting out of hand. I think you need to see someone.
Blanche: Dorothy, I don't think a date is necessarily the answer.
Dorothy: I meant a psychiatrist, hot pants!
Dave dvlaries The episodes are actually called "A Little Romance" and "The Break-In"
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From the Newman episode:
Blanche sails out of the kitchen holding a tray of appetizers in an effort to be a good hostess. Gleefully:
"Shrimp???"
Then IMMEDIATELY turns around and goes back into the kitchen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bea arthur was great. They all were. Love all the memories. Thnx
She is absolutely amazing
"Oh Blanche you look gorgeous, shut up Rose".
Ha
I'm so glad I found this channel. These videos have been a big part of my qurantine.
Glad we can be here for you!
Sophia is me when I get older. Not because of the wisdom she has but the sarcastic comebacks she gives out.
I dig it.
Instant comedy relief ... I watch these GG's every week without fail as they portrayed these characters brilliantly and the writing (Susan Harris etc.) so good. Thank you for putting this together!
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"I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at...... The Home."
I can hear the way Bea says The Home in my head!
I'm a 38 year old male that grew up on this show. Thank you for keeping it alive. Long live the golden girls
+EsotericOccultist long love them indeed!!
...on the home shopping network Rose....
Classic!!!!
So good.
#8 is my favorite one! 😂😂
Dorothy and Sophia are my absolute favorite!
"Step on a Crack Break your mother's back it doesn't work i know"
"I'VE TRIIIED"
Ha
@@StayGoldenGirls hey finally got back to me
Dorthy ahhh Dorthy definitely one of the greatest! It’s not just what she says it’s the inflection of her voice and her facial expressions. That can’t be taught
I hear ya
One of my favorites vwas when Dorothy had Rose as a student in her night school class and she told Rose since she failed the history test she wouldn't be able to graduate. So Rose says to Dorothy, oh yeah, well you have a big behind. So Dorothy says to Rose they can show how the West Was Won on yours. I absolutely love this show
Right!!!!
This has got to be the best channel I've ever subscribed to.
Why thank you. I am glad you enjoy! We take requests too!
“On the floor like any dog” gots to be on the list
We have it for our lists. Check out the other Dorothy lists!
Definitely Dorothy or Sophia. I suffer from severe depression and this and the sequel is the only thing that can make me laugh. Thank you
Thank you for sharing and I am glad you have the show, depression is no doubt hard to navigate
When was Dorothy Zbornak ever NOT savage? Claire Huxtable, Dorothy, Julia Sugarbaker and often even Jessica Fletcher were all savage.....I love them all. Strong, smart fantastic women❤😍
Claire Huxtable!!! Absolutely!!!
Don't forget about Murphy Brown and Mona Robinson from "Who's the Boss?" Lots of respect for Candice Bergen and Katherine Helmond.
Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury were great friends in real life too!
Good night, Rose. Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains. Said deadpan like that. Epic! One of my favorite lines...
Mhm
I love Bea Arthur/Dorothy she reminds me a lot of myself and she’s hilarious. R.I.P. Bea Arthur I always loved your amazing talent
She was amazing.
Stay Golden she will be missed 😔💔
Indeed.
I love how these Golden Girls give their best punchlines to die for.
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R.I.P. Beatrice Arthur