Doug gets asked by Fox News to appear live on a segment about Hunter Biden Originally uploaded to Patreon March 6 2024 - www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
He was one of the first comics to do "triple runs"... Idk if you aren't familiar but it means driving to 3 different states for 3 different sets in one night/one weekend. These comedy gigs wouldn't pay well, so you had to drive your own car everywhere. God damnit idk why I'm explaining this to you, i blame autism.
@@lylechipperson3407 *tribble runs..named because the guy who would book all those gigs was dave tribble. there's a video here on youtube where he talks about it if you just search his name
:D How to tell the interviewer that he's peddling worthless gossip for his paycheck and contributing nothing of value to the world, without looking too rude on national TV..... He more or less told the mainstream news audience to stop watching that crap and go hug their loved ones....
The people I know that watch Fox News are even dumber than regular Fox News viewers, because they live in Canada. Why are you watching another country's propaganda?? Going on and on about Hunter Biden's laptop or whatever.. Lady, you have piles cat shit all over the floors of your Canadian apartment, Hunter Bidens laptop should be the least of your concerns.
fox news is literal "entertainment" personalities..They themselves know that fact and are dumbing themselves to their dumb audience.. Their immoral values of trump are the embodiment of traditional american christians; adulterer, pdf-ile, greedy, bigoted and other things that youtube would delete this comment for..
Dude the entire media (more or less), big pharma, big tech CEOs and all elitists and celebrities are pedalling the Democrat narrative. Spare me the fu*king bullsh1t about Fox being the channel for big corporations
It's not about news, it's about continuing a narrative that your team is the right team. Those other guys, they are fucked in the head, they are on drugs, they are immoral... you are on the right team with us. Keep on watching while we show you why you are on the right team.
Its an evolution from John Stewart, fox has always been after the secret dems of comedy central going for your votes through laughter. Some viewers are entertained by a comedy bit, others see a threat to democracy, it works for them.
What a pro...messing with whoever is in front of him. Fox must not have seen any of Doug's standup before or they would have known better. They probably just heard he was a Libertarian. The look on Watters face as he realized he had a wolverine by the tail was priceless. Tried to grin it off but the damage was done. Doug is a gem.
This is just a class!.. I used this video as a demonstration of why I love Doug's form to a very drunk friend.. Who really should know how to drink better!.. After waterboarding him many times over the years with Doug's sets, clips, podcast.. Fucking life story!😅.. I was quoting from "Digging up mother" while providing extra context in autistic detail! .. Cause I'm really fucking high, and on my "third" drink.🤣🤣🤣🤣.. But I digress.. This is comedic evolution, growth, a path to comedic perfection while retaining your core sensibilities/ beliefs! ;p .. A one of the best examples of how good/crazy a person Doug is/ always was because & despite all the crazy funny shit he's said/done.. "My brothers fiance fucked me in a pool of a holiday Inn the night before he graduated from .... (whatever) when I was a teenager... I was essentially raped.. You're cutting me off?.. , So early?.."😂😂
I sold a house once, and I had to get a termite inspection by law. The inspector told me termites were making tunnels in the concrete. I pointed out that termites don't eat concrete, but it didn't matter, I had to pay the scammer to "treat" my house for termites, which I'm sure he never did. My only other option was to hire another guy to do another inspection who would also scam me.
Made my day, great artfull piece of "happening" here, with the right satyr and the premium irony of the situation!'High stanhope concentrate, 99%pure grade, i wish a new special is coming soon.)
Now that would be funny. And then he could pardon himself. Being president, he could declare everything he did an official act, and he'd be immune to prosecution.
Favorite little details in this: - the guy on the phone rambling on for way longer than necessary and Doug just answering "yeah, yeah. either way." at 2:50 - the guy at the grill looking up and suddenly grinning at "you don't think I'm miced up on my own?" at 12:20 and the room reaction overall, actually
So here's what I think happened. Some enterprising exec over at fox news is a "huge" Stanhope fan. Which is to say they have seen some bits online and thought they were funny. At a guess stuff like: They can change the name of intellectually disabled to whatever they like, we will still call our friends that. Stuff that a "leftist" comic probably wouldn't say. They think it'd be a great idea to get Stanhope on, hopefully to burn some libs and convince their bosses it'd be great and awesome. Everyone loves Stanhope they'll say. Comics on every podcast say he's the best to ever do it. Didn't matter what the story was. Just get him on to comment on something and let the magic happen. But they do not really understand Doug at all. He doesn't just burn libs, he burns everything and dances around the flames. Rip that exec hehe
There has to be something really wrong with Watters cause he always has that smug smile/grin on his face. Love it when he thinks he hits something with "have another one" Also Fox should know Doug's gonna Doug. Why would you get him for this?
In Marine Corps bootcamp it’s pretty common that your lady is going to get hungry somewhere else. Drill Instructors called these gentlemen Jose, like the outlaw. So funny Doug brought up a deeply personal time when he was an outlaw. A real Jose Make Her Whale. Killed’em Dead my Dude. Super Funny, Super Honest.
Bravo. Jesse Watters is a lightweight. Tucker would have kept the conversation going. But then again, Tucker is a journalist, whereas Jesse is a propagandist.
It’s absolutely fucking hilarious that FoxNews made a whole segment on not understanding a joke. Lol
Reactionaries are not really known for their sense of humour or understanding of nuance
The most shocking part of this to me is that Stanhope drives.
He was one of the first comics to do "triple runs"... Idk if you aren't familiar but it means driving to 3 different states for 3 different sets in one night/one weekend. These comedy gigs wouldn't pay well, so you had to drive your own car everywhere. God damnit idk why I'm explaining this to you, i blame autism.
@@lylechipperson3407 *tribble runs..named because the guy who would book all those gigs was dave tribble. there's a video here on youtube where he talks about it if you just search his name
It's Arizona. It's illegal to drive sober in Arizona.
@@heyiquit Isn't there a maximum teeth requirement on that law?
Bearing in mind he's one of the top stand up comedians in the world and sat on a big fat stash of cash to prove it I'd guess it's mostly an act.
I guess FOX didn't dig deep enough into Doug to learn about him boasting of his abortion. LOL
Yup.
i guess whomever thought of talking with doug on live tv on a political issue is either fired or promoted in the cnn.
"I don't know dogdick about Hunter Biden, I have a home life..." XD I love this man.
:D
How to tell the interviewer that he's peddling worthless gossip for his paycheck and contributing nothing of value to the world, without looking too rude on national TV.....
He more or less told the mainstream news audience to stop watching that crap and go hug their loved ones....
Thank you, Mr Stanhope, for giving me a shout-out on Fox News. I walked so Hunter could fly.
Biden is out. Stanhope 2024.
Hail to the chief in the plaid orange thrift store leisure suit. Long may he reign!
He'd lose the free market jesus voters.. But I wonder..tho.. As you can literally lie to them.. and still become president.
Doug wouldn't want it, which is why he deserves it. But also, I don't wish that on my man.
What is Doug's position on tan suits?
The people I know that watch Fox News are even dumber than regular Fox News viewers, because they live in Canada.
Why are you watching another country's propaganda??
Going on and on about Hunter Biden's laptop or whatever..
Lady, you have piles cat shit all over the floors of your Canadian apartment, Hunter Bidens laptop should be the least of your concerns.
You treated those corporate hacks with more respect than they deserved.
fox news is literal "entertainment" personalities..They themselves know that fact and are dumbing themselves to their dumb audience.. Their immoral values of trump are the embodiment of traditional american christians; adulterer, pdf-ile, greedy, bigoted and other things that youtube would delete this comment for..
Dude the entire media (more or less), big pharma, big tech CEOs and all elitists and celebrities are pedalling the Democrat narrative. Spare me the fu*king bullsh1t about Fox being the channel for big corporations
Lulling them into a false sense of security.
Right, remember when Tucker Carlson said he hates Trump in an email? They don't mean a damn word they speak.
I had to quit drinking so now I live vicariously threw Stanhope
High five to whoever edited this. Excellent work.
Only Stanhope would have the sack...
Bless you sir.
And you too Alex
They gave him 20 seconds, like my first sex.
But still and undisputed best comedian in the world.
Thank you, Doug!
Greetings from Russia!!!
LIKE MY FIRST SEX! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do they think that a stupid skit on the daily show is news?
Because to culture warriors it is. Peasant brain.
It's not about news, it's about continuing a narrative that your team is the right team. Those other guys, they are fucked in the head, they are on drugs, they are immoral... you are on the right team with us. Keep on watching while we show you why you are on the right team.
Its an evolution from John Stewart, fox has always been after the secret dems of comedy central going for your votes through laughter. Some viewers are entertained by a comedy bit, others see a threat to democracy, it works for them.
The burdensome curse of having to produce 24-hour news. That was the true lasting damage by Osama.
Because they're worse than grandma's coffee clatch.
awesome. this is why I love Doug Stanhope. always ready to create some pandemonium.
Doug and his wonderful Doug brain! Thanks for using your voice! 🤘
How does this channel not have millions of subs Doug is a national treasure
I love how he calls him "Stanhope" at the end like he's down or something; what a douchebag
Hahaha and the “love ya!” What a fuckin douche
We could all use just a bit more Doug in our lives.
And this is why he’s my GOAT in comedy.
Thanks Doug, they had no idea who they were messing with.
Tremendous work Doug! You took that about as seriously as it deserved
I love this man.
that was fun. well done doug, love your live shows, you always melt the room when i see you
You're a hero sir!! & I'll never join ISIS!
Of course you're getting dumped - you're too honest!
My personality traits is to be brutally honest with people and that's why I only have one friend
fantastic.
What a pro...messing with whoever is in front of him. Fox must not have seen any of Doug's standup before or they would have known better. They probably just heard he was a Libertarian. The look on Watters face as he realized he had a wolverine by the tail was priceless. Tried to grin it off but the damage was done. Doug is a gem.
fucking amazing. this is why stanhope is a legend.
I love this. more of this.
This is just a class!.. I used this video as a demonstration of why I love Doug's form to a very drunk friend.. Who really should know how to drink better!.. After waterboarding him many times over the years with Doug's sets, clips, podcast.. Fucking life story!😅.. I was quoting from "Digging up mother" while providing extra context in autistic detail! .. Cause I'm really fucking high, and on my "third" drink.🤣🤣🤣🤣.. But I digress.. This is comedic evolution, growth, a path to comedic perfection while retaining your core sensibilities/ beliefs! ;p .. A one of the best examples of how good/crazy a person Doug is/ always was because & despite all the crazy funny shit he's said/done.. "My brothers fiance fucked me in a pool of a holiday Inn the night before he graduated from .... (whatever) when I was a teenager... I was essentially raped.. You're cutting me off?.. , So early?.."😂😂
How did Stanhope win the Internet the past month.... More of this... More... I need me some Doug 🙏
Its this attitude why Stanhope is (inexplicably) the last survivor of my favorite comedians.
Jesus, do some homework before you book someone...
"The battle is won when the average American regards a corporate journalist exactly as they regard a tobacco executive."
- Michael Mali
Huge compliment to call Jesse a journalist. He doesn’t deserve that.
You're a fucking legend dude.
absolutely savage, that was not what they expected.
I sold a house once, and I had to get a termite inspection by law. The inspector told me termites were making tunnels in the concrete. I pointed out that termites don't eat concrete, but it didn't matter, I had to pay the scammer to "treat" my house for termites, which I'm sure he never did. My only other option was to hire another guy to do another inspection who would also scam me.
Inspect yoself before you wreck yoself cause termites in ya ass is bad for your health.
England has a concrete farmer. Look it up
Concrete cracks, as it settles and termites can indeed tunnel through it.
@@colonialstraits1069 I AM NOT AN INSECT!!! I AM A HUMAN INSECT!!!
@@pifflepockle Mike Graham, concrete farmer extraordinaire.
I love this
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
One of us! One of us!
Props to whoever edited this 👏
I ignore the right amount of news, all of it
Doug Stanhope. The last bastion of sanity in this crazy world.
He was so smug. Love his smacked face...
Stanhope looks like Henry Winkler
_Happy Hour Days_
Damn… I thought this was a new stand up special or something. Still funny
It's definitely time for a new one
Absolute madlad! Just wished they'd given you more time.
Still watching from Romania, keep on keeping on, and have another one!
Made my day, great artfull piece of "happening" here, with the right satyr and the premium irony of the situation!'High stanhope concentrate, 99%pure grade, i wish a new special is coming soon.)
...aaaand _that's_ how it's done. In your ear Fox ;) Love you Doug x
Now that Joe dropped out, Hunter does sound like an awesome choice.
Now that would be funny. And then he could pardon himself. Being president, he could declare everything he did an official act, and he'd be immune to prosecution.
This marks the first occurrence of me learning news from a UA-cam comment.
@@TopLob "I had to smoke all of that meth as part of a negotiation to stop a terror attack."
And Marion Barry as VP!
@@jimmyrustler8983 Judge: "What can I say? We don't want the president to be inhibited by the fear of breaking the law."
The 10 minute wait of Doug sitting there, listening to this ass' intro is hilarious!
That was beautifull! Rape victim aswell!! I forgot this man was a true genius. Thank u Doug❤❤❤
I saw the video title and "said yes" by clicking on it. Yes-pilled LETS GOOO 💊
This was amazing. The producer that thought of this is foolishly my hero.
I hope you sort out those termites, they can be a real bitch.
“I just started” epic cut
Should I do nothing? Yes.
MAMUUUUU LOOKING BEAUTIFUL!
"what have I done" the internal monologue as Waters starts trying to abort mission. Shoulda had the balls to take the segment to term Jesse.
American hero
This is just the best 😂😂😂😂
love it
"That would *definitely* make it easier, probably" lmao
Favorite little details in this:
- the guy on the phone rambling on for way longer than necessary and Doug just answering "yeah, yeah. either way." at 2:50
- the guy at the grill looking up and suddenly grinning at "you don't think I'm miced up on my own?" at 12:20 and the room reaction overall, actually
"the spirits that I called"... hahaha
Have another one, Doug. On me
The Chelsea Manning/ Clinton thing got me.
This is the content we actually want and need. Keep em Cumin Stanhope
Noce work, love the Fargo style drumming on there, added to the whole thing 😀
“There’s only two things I don’t like…… The world, and everything in it.”😂😂😂😂😂
So here's what I think happened. Some enterprising exec over at fox news is a "huge" Stanhope fan. Which is to say they have seen some bits online and thought they were funny. At a guess stuff like: They can change the name of intellectually disabled to whatever they like, we will still call our friends that. Stuff that a "leftist" comic probably wouldn't say. They think it'd be a great idea to get Stanhope on, hopefully to burn some libs and convince their bosses it'd be great and awesome. Everyone loves Stanhope they'll say. Comics on every podcast say he's the best to ever do it. Didn't matter what the story was. Just get him on to comment on something and let the magic happen. But they do not really understand Doug at all. He doesn't just burn libs, he burns everything and dances around the flames. Rip that exec hehe
Doug so funny sitting like a wet bird Lol
beautiful
What a legend
this is so amazing love u doug
There has to be something really wrong with Watters cause he always has that smug smile/grin on his face. Love it when he thinks he hits something with "have another one"
Also Fox should know Doug's gonna Doug. Why would you get him for this?
Love you Doug.
Keep up the great work.
Fuck Yeah.. Doug.
Fox entertainment your happy as your news feed
I feel like this was two teams trying to out troll each other. It reminded me of an old hidden camera prank show
This was incredible. Masterfully done. Have another one, Mr Stanhope!
Doug. You’re a good man. Keep going!!!
Jeez Fox has a low tolerance for pushback - they must be terrified of their own audience
Hehe awesome 😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this made my night
Doug: “I had a joke bomb on Fox News”
Chad: “If you had asked i would have built you a real one”….
Love these type of videos.
In Marine Corps bootcamp it’s pretty common that your lady is going to get hungry somewhere else. Drill Instructors called these gentlemen Jose, like the outlaw. So funny Doug brought up a deeply personal time when he was an outlaw. A real Jose Make Her Whale. Killed’em Dead my Dude. Super Funny, Super Honest.
More of this
Amazing. Harris/Stewart (Mondays) and Stanhope(Tuesdays). VP offices closed Wednesday-Sunday.
Stanhope is the man 😂
Legendary
I was curious- Now I Know. :)
I love this so much!!!!
Bravo. Jesse Watters is a lightweight. Tucker would have kept the conversation going. But then again, Tucker is a journalist, whereas Jesse is a propagandist.
So awesome.
This is beautiful
dear god the writters he assembled were awful
😂
😂 That was fucking beautiful!!
Hope you got paid for the inconvenience
Champion move, Doug. Cheers!
Be very careful, Redbar doesn’t sleep.
whobar?