Super Cafe: Who's a Hero

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  • Before the Doctor can have his Day, he must first swing by the Super Cafe.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @joannalepage204
    @joannalepage204 8 років тому +3074

    AAAAAMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!! I I WOULD'VE GONE BACK FOR YOU!!!! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!

    • @catgoesmewow7389
      @catgoesmewow7389 8 років тому +81

      she's so hawt

    • @johno1247
      @johno1247 8 років тому +36

      +CatGoesMeWOW attractive companions yes! one more item on the superhero comparison, as I said Your welcome.

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 8 років тому +19

      "So what's next, doc?"

    • @zoetheepic1125
      @zoetheepic1125 8 років тому +3

      That bits basically my friend, she a doctor who NUT

    • @johno1247
      @johno1247 8 років тому +3

      Whats wrong with being a doctor who nut?! >:C

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +2135

    To think about it, the Doctor is a superhero who is amazing at keeping his identity secret, even the audiences don't know what his name is.

    • @juliesymonds2440
      @juliesymonds2440 10 років тому +189

      The whole fucking show doesn't know what his name is! XD

    • @Mowingthefrontlawn
      @Mowingthefrontlawn 10 років тому +60

      Zac Tromans He has a name he used before he adopted the name of the Doctor. That's what they're talking about.

    • @Stonegoal
      @Stonegoal 10 років тому +11

      Zac Tromans I did and according to Matt they can only regenerate 13 times or something but magically he regenerated another time which could mean he lied. Meaning our knew info could be false. It might as well be a filler episode. I hated all of Matt's stuff.

    • @KingLofiOne
      @KingLofiOne 10 років тому +112

      Travis Romig It may seem like a filler episode to you, but it was actually pretty significant in the long run of the show, acknowledging long-standing lore.
      As established in "The Deadly Assassin" in the mid-Seventies, Time Lords CAN only regenerate 12 times, equaling a maximum of thirteen different bodies. Unless, and this was made clear in "The Five Doctors" in 1983, they somehow acquire a new set of regenerations. One such method is being given a new regeneration cycle by the High Council of Gallifrey. This was the exact method used in "Time of the Doctor". Since he had already regenerated twelve times (including the War Doctor and the second regeneration into Tennant in Journey's end), his life cycle was up. He did not lie. They even showed the "Seal of the High Council" from The Five Doctors to emphasise the connection. It was the exact same prop used 30 years earlier. As for why he all of a sudden showed signs of age over the course of a mere 300-600 years while looking not a single day older after his "200 year Farewell Tour" in "Closing Time"... explanation 1: Years tend to be especially long on Trenzalore (In the episode we're shown that the actual days are very short with the nights lasting considerably longer), explanation 2: Since his biogenic nuclei (that's what makes regeneration possible) were exhausted, they slowly started to break down, making his real age slowly seep through the facade of the young man.

    • @TrwWilson
      @TrwWilson 10 років тому +3

      Gernot Kappeskopp Nerd.

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 9 років тому +2608

    "So, you save planets?"
    "All the time, yes."
    "My planet exploded. So... what's the deal?"
    "Uh... fixed point in time. I-I couldn't interfere. Very difficult to explain."

    • @vsh1998
      @vsh1998 9 років тому +40

      +Ultron 5 It actually is a fixed point doe XP

    • @TheMetal0verlord
      @TheMetal0verlord 9 років тому +95

      +Ultron 5 wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 років тому +64

      Sure, just help me save Gallifrey from the time war by flying around it very fast...

    • @Batman-uo6pe
      @Batman-uo6pe 9 років тому +45

      +Ultron 5 I could save Krypton. BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 9 років тому +16

      Batman Then I'll destroy it again by dropping a city on it. Because I'm Ultron.

  • @KnightofChaosDeck
    @KnightofChaosDeck 8 років тому +1225

    0:39
    Doctor: "I actually tried to save Krypton once. The Earth ended up under Lex Luthor's control in a matter of weeks, then the Joker, who was Bruce here, dropped a safe on his head, causing a chain of events that caused World War 3 and 4, eventually razing teh entire earth to nothing more than a volcanic husk and the Bat-Joker here somehow got a spaceship and started a murdering spree across the galaxy."
    "Meanwhile, You (SUperman) were adopted by General Zod after he killed your parents and trained you to become the ultimate Kryptoinian warrior who conquered dozens of planets and slaughtered billions! Then you two meet up, get into a three way war with Darkseid and well, (drinks) you get the picture."
    (Super and Batman sit in silence, broken only by Clark saying)
    "So, fixed point in time?"
    "(Sips) Fixed point in time."

    • @GeorgeCowsert
      @GeorgeCowsert 8 років тому +52

      And this is why I'd be the one to make it explode

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck 8 років тому +6

      George Cowsert
      right.

    • @syahril54
      @syahril54 7 років тому +18

      It be funny. While the three of them were having this conversation and GL tomar-re appears out outside the window and said "Ï tried my best". But Tomar-re didnt have a show so he can't be included.

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck 7 років тому +5

      syahril54
      Yeah, that'd be funny.

    • @Wizborg
      @Wizborg 7 років тому +15

      That should have been the way this went!!!!

  • @TheZacrificer
    @TheZacrificer 9 років тому +1501

    "no, NO! out. how did you even get in here?"
    "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"
    [bat-chuckle]

  • @starghezer3602
    @starghezer3602 9 років тому +868

    "Hey!...You wanna know my...Secret identity?"
    "no, no, _out_!. How did you even get in here?"
    "BECAUSE I'M *BATMAN*"

  • @redraven24
    @redraven24 9 років тому +1893

    That last bit with Batman and Clara reminded me of something Jack Harkness would do lol. Maybe Captain Jack IS Batman! Nah...

    • @owogami
      @owogami 9 років тому +44

      i would believe Jack is not batman but his brother who was lost in time when his dad was secretly making a time machine and it sent jack to the 51st century and his mom and dad never said anything to BATMAN

    • @redraven24
      @redraven24 9 років тому +8

      matthew wolf Lol good theory, man. Good theory. Would make an excellent (and extremely nerdy) fanfic.

    • @owogami
      @owogami 9 років тому +5

      redraven24 im some what good at fanfics :)

    • @BluenosedCash75
      @BluenosedCash75 9 років тому

      redraven24 possibly

    • @tiagoaguiar9534
      @tiagoaguiar9534 9 років тому +5

      +redraven24 Oh the Face of Boe

  • @UnchainedEruption
    @UnchainedEruption 9 років тому +606

    Batman is now the official spokesperson for all Doctor Who fans.

    • @leehayes5648
      @leehayes5648 4 роки тому +2

      Whonavins

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 2 роки тому +1

      It was ultimately Amy's choice. She and Rory had been wanting out for a while, and she chose for them to live out their lives in America over the Doctor going back in time to get Rory.

  • @DisgustedBatman
    @DisgustedBatman 9 років тому +1495

    "Go back and save Amy" Exactly my thoughts on that episode ):

    • @rhyanbennett2629
      @rhyanbennett2629 9 років тому +10

      No. Amy and Rory are... History. (Plus I really disliked both of them...)

    • @vidnothepie
      @vidnothepie 9 років тому +9

      Rhyan Bennett You forgot: *Puts on glasses*
      *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @ProtusMose
      @ProtusMose 9 років тому +32

      Or "Go back and explain how Amy (who can't see the angel in the first darn place) closing her eyes releases the angel from its quantum lock when the doctor and river are standing right there and can see it."

    • @ianwaltos3634
      @ianwaltos3634 9 років тому +4

      If it were the 10th doctor it would have been different

    • @vidnothepie
      @vidnothepie 9 років тому +1

      Ian Waltos obviously

  • @aarog2832
    @aarog2832 8 років тому +934

    Doctor: "How did you even get in here?!"
    Batman:"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!"
    Best part.

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 8 років тому +1

      +King DinoFormer X totally!HAHAa

    • @clsmith03
      @clsmith03 8 років тому +3

      Yep! 😂😂😂

    • @Loki-ir5py
      @Loki-ir5py 7 років тому +1

      thats my favorite part lol :D

    • @veronika4870
      @veronika4870 6 років тому +1

      yes definitely!

    • @fizzyboi4169
      @fizzyboi4169 4 роки тому

      And I’m not listening!

  • @splatoonsavage7384
    @splatoonsavage7384 8 років тому +207

    "AMY! I WOULD HAVE GONE BACK FOR YOU!! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!" -Batman 2013

  • @SmashSSL
    @SmashSSL 8 років тому +644

    That chin tho.
    Perfect

  • @BruceWayne-io3mc
    @BruceWayne-io3mc 9 років тому +366

    ''Amy i Would have gone back for u Because i Am batman'' LOl!!!!!!!! Can't stop laughing !!!!!!!

    • @hanthitsaing8091
      @hanthitsaing8091 9 років тому +21

      Because ur batman *SPOILERS

    • @noisyheretic215
      @noisyheretic215 9 років тому +2

      WHAT YOUR BATMAN I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!!

    • @gaabrrable
      @gaabrrable 9 років тому +4

      She's so hot

    • @ahhh_beessss2968
      @ahhh_beessss2968 9 років тому

      nathaly flores a companion of the doctor

    • @shirebard
      @shirebard 9 років тому +13

      I liked the end where he was like, " Because I'm BATMAN!!!"

  • @RiverSpirit
    @RiverSpirit 10 років тому +362

    Hishe, I would love if you had more of the doctor in the Super Cafe. I was laughing so hard at this!

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 6 років тому +10

      We want more HISHE Doctor!

    • @connorbosley4431
      @connorbosley4431 6 років тому +11

      I would love to see Peter capaldi's doctor in there

    • @idkm6776
      @idkm6776 6 років тому +1

      River Spirit *Doctor

    • @stardust6633
      @stardust6633 5 років тому

      ANNIE, WHEN DID YOU START WATCHING THIS STUFF!?!?!?

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 4 місяці тому

      It would be great to see Batman interacting with Donna and Jack.

  • @Rayuban
    @Rayuban 9 років тому +783

    D.R: no out out.
    how did you even get in here?
    Batman: BECAUSE I BATMAN!
    XD

  • @LosloTypical
    @LosloTypical 8 років тому +215

    When the Great Intelligent interfered with the Doctor's timeline, Clara jumped in to then go ahead and fix all the mistakes. Hence the reason why there's several Clara's.
    The Doctor couldn't save Amy because it was a fixed point in time. Going back for them would cause a paradox as Amy was the one who published River's book.

    • @MoronaNamchawt
      @MoronaNamchawt 8 років тому +22

      I'd never thought about it with reference to the book before... Thank you for pointing that out.

    • @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken
      @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken 8 років тому +12

      Love when people make excuses for the shows BS. It hand waves the whole problem with a purposeful nonsense argument (fixed point/timey-wimey) which you just have to accept. It winds me right up because it is such a weak excuse and doesn't really set the ground rules. It just allows the writers to do what they want and not worry about making countless plot holes inherent in time travel stories.
      That and the writing went to absolute shit since midway through the last doctor. I love capaldi and think he makes a good dr but the scripts are just garbage.

    • @MoronaNamchawt
      @MoronaNamchawt 8 років тому +3

      ***** It would seem so. *smiles in anticipation*

    • @hunzinger2132
      @hunzinger2132 8 років тому +7

      batman could save amy becuz he's batman

    • @MoronaNamchawt
      @MoronaNamchawt 8 років тому

      ***** I want a Ashildr(Me)/Clara spinoff so badly. They are both amazing characters.

  • @BulletBoy2011
    @BulletBoy2011 9 років тому +245

    Because I'm a geek I have to say this. The fix point in time for krypton exploding would mean no superman for earth, and we would all be dead and so would other planets

    • @noface2012
      @noface2012 9 років тому +28

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that...

    • @Avi1027
      @Avi1027 9 років тому +9

      I'm a whovian, and i can say the general way dr. Who goes is: fuck time rules. He would've just saved it once superman was gone, or saved everyone in a pocket universe or just dephased krypton by 1 second. Perhaps i'm just missing a shitton of superman plot. Idk

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 9 років тому +3

      Andrew Ronson
      He tried to change a fixed point in time and it ended up being alot worse than if he'd just left it alone. He doesn't changed fixed points.

    • @TheInsider15
      @TheInsider15 9 років тому +1

      Andrew Ronson Here's the thing Time is delicate,changing something in time can end up in a paradox,for example: if someone went back in time to save Bruce's parents from getting murdered then Batman wouldn't exist thus creating a paradox

    • @Avi1027
      @Avi1027 9 років тому

      i am familiar with paradoxes, but the doctor doesn't give a fuck... which mekes him cool

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo 9 років тому +885

    HISHE needs more Doctor Who stuff. Seriously.
    (I think I could pay to see proper How Day of The Doctor should have ended)

    • @starrthewolf2709
      @starrthewolf2709 9 років тому +10

      THE ENDS HALLIRIOS

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 9 років тому +12

      Yup. But this is pretty creepy :D Everywhere I have gone, you're there. You're like Bad Wolf. Or the crack in wall.

    • @starrthewolf2709
      @starrthewolf2709 9 років тому +5

      Ya

    • @quinnnatslay8908
      @quinnnatslay8908 8 років тому +7

      It's shocking they haven't done it yet

    • @Rwnds7967
      @Rwnds7967 8 років тому +4

      +Valpas Kankaristo
      yea something I never understood why does the tardis spread those words around time and space? because .. reasons..
      did it stop doing it? why? why we have stopped hearing about it?the message should still be cropping up in places right? or are we to think that the doctor just got EXTREMELY lucky running into so many in a short space of "time."

  • @PaniniWasteland
    @PaniniWasteland 8 років тому +206

    *Superman* :"Let me know if you need any help with the Dalek."
    *Doctor Who* :"....Well you see its hard to snap a Dalek's neck when they----"
    *Batman* : "Tell that to Zod's snapped Neck."

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 років тому +17

      He is the Doctor, not Doctor Who.

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 8 років тому +3

      +KoolAidMan it's both correct

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 років тому +3

      Billie of Oakdown No it's not.

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 8 років тому +4

      KoolAidMan yes it is.
      Peter Capaldi says that he is playing "Doctor Who" all the time.
      Also if you look at the credits of the first four Doctors or Eccleston, the role is listed as "Doctor Who"
      And finally, there are multiple episode titles and even occasions in the series itself where he was called "Doctor Who". For example "The Death of Doctor Who" and "Doctor Who and the Silurians", or in the story "The War Machines", where WOTAN always said "Doctor Who is required.

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 років тому

      Billie of Oakdown 1. That's just a thing Capaldi says, and believe me, people yell at him for it xD
      2. Notice how everything you referenced was a long time in the past. That was way before now. Things have changed now.

  • @forresttation
    @forresttation 8 років тому +390

    it's hard to snap a dalek neck when they don't have neck's to begin with ohhhh snap more like no snap XDDD best line

    • @anyaremann3387
      @anyaremann3387 8 років тому

      oooooo

    • @bigboobs6305
      @bigboobs6305 8 років тому

      Best part! XD

    • @clsmith03
      @clsmith03 8 років тому

      That part WAS funny. 😂😂

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 8 років тому +3

      They need to do an updated one where the Doctor nags on Batman for killing in BvsS

  • @drd444
    @drd444 9 років тому +122

    The Doctor is 1 billion times better than all the superhero's ever

    • @olivianorton5266
      @olivianorton5266 9 років тому

      Oinagree

    • @drd444
      @drd444 9 років тому +13

      Olivia Norton :D He saves the universe and he doesn't even need to fight or use a weapon, and he does this like every five minutes lol :D

    • @esthersowah6864
      @esthersowah6864 9 років тому

      same here

    • @drd444
      @drd444 9 років тому +2

      There all amazing, peter capaldi is great brings out a bit of darkness into the character and really makes you think he is an alien who doesn't understand human society still. And tennant was just brilliant, Matt was great but he was too childish for an alien who is ridiculously old and has seen so much shit. Still he was amazing... You are right about 9 he should have had longer

    • @DJPhray69
      @DJPhray69 9 років тому

      drd444 Yeah, I wish he hadn't quit but I respect his wishes.

  • @GodeAssassin15
    @GodeAssassin15 10 років тому +109

    Batman: "Want to know... my secret identity?"
    The Doctor: "No! No! Out! How did you even get here?"
    Batman: "Because I'm BATMAN!"
    NEVER GETS OLD!
    XD XD XD

    • @CrazzehBeans
      @CrazzehBeans 10 років тому +23

      Thanks..You must have went to TSOC.."The school of captions" So good to have people repeating what was in the video! what would we do without you people?

    • @Guythatyoudontknow
      @Guythatyoudontknow 10 років тому

      Quit quoting the video, you morons.

  • @icebox2141
    @icebox2141 8 років тому +77

    Batman: Hey, you wanna know my secret identi- The doctor: No no no how did you even get in here? Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!

  • @ZackMeyer1
    @ZackMeyer1 8 років тому +29

    I love how Batman has these random skills because he's BATMAN!!!!!!!!

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 9 років тому +855

    Batman is a timelord.

    • @SIG1911
      @SIG1911 9 років тому +5

      Rikard Nilsson HaHaHahahahAhA OK that explains everything.

    • @kitsu2715
      @kitsu2715 9 років тому +6

      That explains a lot!

    • @tkcomte1673
      @tkcomte1673 9 років тому +2

      +RjGhostWizard BATTMAN

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 9 років тому

      +Diagnose Gaming A tard Batman is....

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 8 років тому

      Like Taylor Swift. They ne-ver go out of fashion...

  • @amandapanda39
    @amandapanda39 10 років тому +73

    "No no no nope get out how did you even get up here"
    "Because I'm batman" haha too funny

  • @cathmckay2301
    @cathmckay2301 8 років тому +89

    Did eny one notice the tartis out side the coffee shop 😽😆

    • @TheMaskedFrenchMan
      @TheMaskedFrenchMan 8 років тому

      -.- One day. . . . . . one day

    • @MissMyoozikal
      @MissMyoozikal 8 років тому +4

      No oh my gosh I didn't until now, THANK YOU!!!

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 8 років тому +4

      No... literally nobody else noticed the super obvious thing from years ago.

    • @Kara20000
      @Kara20000 8 років тому +2

      I saw the TARDIS almost immediately

    • @JacktheRah
      @JacktheRah 8 років тому

      You spelling... IT GAVE ME BLOODY CANCER!

  • @sarahbear952
    @sarahbear952 8 років тому +23

    ``how did you even get in here?`` "CAUSE IM BATMAN!"
    XD
    I cant stop laughing

  • @lanzhydesr.8550
    @lanzhydesr.8550 9 років тому +16

    At 2:05...
    The Doctor: How did you even get in here?
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

  • @salenstormwing
    @salenstormwing 10 років тому +38

    "Cuz I'm Batman!" seems like the best answer for every question in life. At the very least, maybe it'll make people stop asking me questions.

    • @DzRocked
      @DzRocked 10 років тому +3

      Nah, that will just provoke specialized doctors to start asking you questions. After they give you a new nice white jacket with shiny buckles and long sleeves!

    • @salenstormwing
      @salenstormwing 10 років тому

      DzRocked Free jacket! Woo! Can I get it in Red so I can pretend to be Michael Jackson from Thriller?

  • @bushbasher85
    @bushbasher85 3 роки тому +4

    Out of all of the “because I’m Batman”s on HISHE, 2:05 is the best. Just the way it’s spoken and the inflection it’s just perfect

  • @geoffreysorkin5774
    @geoffreysorkin5774 8 років тому +23

    I knew what Batman would say at the end, and I still found it hilarious, that is the awesomeness of "Because I'm Batman"

  • @WhiskeyBrewer
    @WhiskeyBrewer 10 років тому +102

    "Amy!!!! I would have come back for you.....Because im Batman" lmao

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 10 років тому +14

      Need to get that on a T-shirt lol

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 10 років тому +2

      Cassilyn Campbell awesome. it needs to have a pic of HISHE Batman, with a proper pic of Karen Gillan. oh I want to by it now....because im the Doctor lol

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 10 років тому

      Cassilyn Campbell Also you have to do a mini vid about the T-shirt, just so I can see what it looks like and maybe get one off you lol

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 10 років тому

      100 +'s. Alright ;-)

  • @ponytailsforlunch
    @ponytailsforlunch 10 років тому +46

    "How did you even get in here?!"
    "Because I'm BATMAN!"

  • @greatgrandpa4651
    @greatgrandpa4651 8 років тому +18

    BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! Just about fell over laughing.

  • @Science_Fiction13
    @Science_Fiction13 8 років тому +811

    Batman is right: HE could have save Amy and Rory

    • @Blue777Dragon
      @Blue777Dragon 8 років тому +19

      +Ponyboy John He explained in the episode why he couldn't save them.

    • @Science_Fiction13
      @Science_Fiction13 8 років тому +3

      +Blue777Dragon I know

    • @Blue777Dragon
      @Blue777Dragon 8 років тому +25

      Ok, I just wanted to make sure. Trust me, if he could've gone back, I would have prayed for it. Amy was one of my favorite companions

    • @Science_Fiction13
      @Science_Fiction13 8 років тому +5

      +Blue777Dragon Amy is awesome

    • @shane55pwnt
      @shane55pwnt 8 років тому +9

      +Ponyboy John It wouldn't have been hard to save them. He might not be able to fix that point time but there are other points and places he could have gone. To be honest though, it was just their time to go anyway.

  • @cormacackerman1055
    @cormacackerman1055 10 років тому +228

    Dr:" how did you get in here?!"
    Bat:"because I'm batman!"

    • @Ethan_Brant
      @Ethan_Brant 10 років тому +4

      *Doctor

    • @Ethan_Brant
      @Ethan_Brant 10 років тому

      MrSplodgeySplodge Did you reply to the wrong comment? I am informing cormac ackerman that, when you are talking about the Doctor, you should not abbreviate Doctor. Doctor is his name.

    • @Ethan_Brant
      @Ethan_Brant 10 років тому

      MrSplodgeySplodge Oh sorry, not used to the new way comment chains work.

    • @cormacackerman1055
      @cormacackerman1055 10 років тому

      +MrSplodgeySplodge do I know you?

    • @cormacackerman1055
      @cormacackerman1055 10 років тому

      Derp

  • @lemoan236
    @lemoan236 9 років тому +572

    YOU COULD HAVE SAVED RORY AND AMY
    AMYYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD HAVE GONE BACK FOR YOUUUUUUIU

  • @crystalcherry533
    @crystalcherry533 8 років тому +45

    Batman: Hey, you wanna know my.. secret identity?
    Doctor: No! No! Out! How did you even get in here?
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!

  • @Mihash08
    @Mihash08 8 років тому +12

    OH MY GOD!!! THE TITLE IS A GODLY PUN!

  • @EpicStopMotions72
    @EpicStopMotions72 10 років тому +24

    My favorite superhero (Batman) and my favorite overall character (The Doctor). I'm dying, this is perfect. Not to mention that Matt Smith's voice was SPOT-ON.

  • @Singoys
    @Singoys 9 років тому +167

    Next companion : BATMAN.

    • @derekswartzl5123
      @derekswartzl5123 9 років тому +7

      Best series ever

    • @trexdrew
      @trexdrew 9 років тому +7

      Singoys lol hell yes #BatmanAsTheNextCompanionBECAUSEHESBATMAN

    • @thetimelords911
      @thetimelords911 9 років тому +2

      Singoys This needs to happen

    • @MyHabbits
      @MyHabbits 9 років тому +14

      Singoys No, next Doctor: BATMAN.

    • @Kitsonator1
      @Kitsonator1 9 років тому

      You're kinda right, he is a companion in Lego Dimensions.

  • @davidnobre5660
    @davidnobre5660 8 років тому +17

    "now siriously go back and save amy"

  • @SorchaSublime
    @SorchaSublime 7 років тому +11

    0:14 because she exists everywhere/when the doctor does and helps in one way or another.

  • @LaptopGamingDude
    @LaptopGamingDude 9 років тому +40

    "How do you not get bored?"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!"

  • @WyldstaarStudios
    @WyldstaarStudios 10 років тому +51

    I greatly appreciate getting to see The Doctor sit down with Batman and Superman. Super Cafe is the original hangout, after all. Now that it's been done though, it's time to bring back the Time Cafe. We all want to see The Doctor and Doc Brown explain the perils of traveling in the 4th dimension to Kyle Reese, Bill & Ted or Sam Beckett.

  • @MasterChiefSpartan117
    @MasterChiefSpartan117 8 років тому +18

    HISHE really needs to do more Doctor Who videos. Come on guys, comment alot about this so they'll make more Doctor Who videos.

  • @amJustAJay
    @amJustAJay 9 років тому +3

    I love how you can see the Tardis parked out the window

  • @Eeveelien
    @Eeveelien 10 років тому +45

    ''How did you even get here?''
    ''BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!''

  • @38procentkrytyk
    @38procentkrytyk 10 років тому +38

    I'm trying to imagine Bat-Tardis. xD
    "To do Bat-list
    1)Use Tardis to go to Japan
    2)Take Death Note from Kira (You know world greatest detective shouldn't have any problem to find him)
    3) Travel through time and space and fight crime on every aspect."

    • @BallyBoy95
      @BallyBoy95 10 років тому +19

      The Bat-Tardis would be a cave in the inside, and a bat on the outside. xD

    • @RDatem
      @RDatem 10 років тому +10

      Balram Shanker Trivedi How do you get inside? :D

    • @Bobby90
      @Bobby90 10 років тому +25

      *****
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

  • @BaStTiLo
    @BaStTiLo 9 років тому +7

    "hey how did you even get in here?"
    "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 років тому

      Me: (annoyed) Really?

  • @do_it_for_da_dopamine4289
    @do_it_for_da_dopamine4289 8 років тому +39

    Batman has the feels

  • @andrewf1145
    @andrewf1145 9 років тому +116

    The Doctor and Batman pointing fun at Superman... My life is complete!

  • @LukasHale
    @LukasHale 10 років тому +76

    "How did you even get in here?"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN"
    Excuse me, I'll just be laughing for 6 days straight.

    • @failmanmovies9626
      @failmanmovies9626 10 років тому +7

      Me too XD

    • @einezcrespo
      @einezcrespo 10 років тому +6

      And he hits on Clara. LOL

    • @LukasHale
      @LukasHale 10 років тому +3

      Like only he can
      "hey... you wanna know my..secret identity?"

  • @MrNoble-iy3sd
    @MrNoble-iy3sd 8 років тому +9

    Anyone else think batman should sponsor bat coffee considering he takes it everywhere with him. XD

    • @CynderSpirit
      @CynderSpirit 8 років тому +3

      Im surprised the mug doesn't even have his symbol on it.

    • @strandalx
      @strandalx 8 років тому +2

      +Jacob Noble Well, there's already WAYNE'S COFFEE, so he's already into that

  • @thenewdarkmatter
    @thenewdarkmatter 9 років тому +23

    Saving Rory and Amy would destroy the universe, and possibly collapse multiple others

    • @davidracek3051
      @davidracek3051 8 років тому +2

      +Guilherme Hoffmann worth

    • @megadouche9351
      @megadouche9351 8 років тому +5

      +Guilherme Hoffmann b-but amy is hawt

    • @davidracek3051
      @davidracek3051 8 років тому +2

      well it would not he did save clara sadness

    • @ChevaliersEmeraude
      @ChevaliersEmeraude 8 років тому +4

      +David Racek (thedavv) Technically, no, he didn't. She's stuck at her very last heartbeat and eventually has to go back to the moment she died so that the timeline remains. But, yeah, meanwhile, she's time-traveling with Arya Stark (sorry, I mean Ashildr) as her companion! Which, btw, I would love to watch as a spin-off show! :p
      Nevertheless, he did TRY to save her, going against every rules of time-travel, despite the fact that her death became a fixed point in time the moment he witnessed it. He didn't went that far with Amy and Rory (althought I guess the fact that those two got to actually live a meaningful life helped the Doctor accept their fate...)

  • @RagDollSam
    @RagDollSam 10 років тому +74

    I love Batman in these it's so funny, no matter how bad of a day I'm having as long as I hear, "I'm Batman!" I feel better.

  • @KidsPlayingSoldiers
    @KidsPlayingSoldiers 8 років тому +2

    "YOU COULD'VE SAVED RORY AND AMY!"
    Batman is me in every casual conversation

  • @billy-the-butcher
    @billy-the-butcher 9 років тому +170

    One word
    Tennant

  • @Despair505
    @Despair505 10 років тому +50

    I want Batman as a companion on the new season! Imagine The Doctor and Batman working back to back, saving the universe from aliens and psychopaths, with guest appearances of Superman. That would be the coolest show ever

    • @ACommiieRabbit
      @ACommiieRabbit 10 років тому +19

      coolest way to ruin a show

    • @Mmaldonauta
      @Mmaldonauta 10 років тому +16

      I'll take it as long it is this Batman and not the "real" one

  • @Rileys887
    @Rileys887 10 років тому +80

    ok, who wants to see the doctor and batman team up now?

    • @sveasannes
      @sveasannes 10 років тому +4

      Oh oh! I do I do!! Pick me pleeeeeeazzze!!!
      (My brothers reaction)

    • @Rileys887
      @Rileys887 10 років тому +6

      Svea Petrine tell him I picked him. :)

    • @MasterBiome
      @MasterBiome 10 років тому

      Id ship it

  • @ras_alhim
    @ras_alhim 7 років тому +17

    Mr Doctor? Batman had seen Dr Strange before us all? Why? Because he's BATMAN

  • @hi.hellosomeone1779
    @hi.hellosomeone1779 7 років тому +8

    The doctor will always be my true hero!

  • @ChloeSweet24
    @ChloeSweet24 10 років тому +36

    Doctor: How did you even get in here?!
    Batman: Because I'm BATMAN!!

  • @terrashine1353
    @terrashine1353 10 років тому +23

    That phrase never gets old just better and better BECAUSE I'M BATMAN;for real nobody absolutely nobody messes with the man on a bat suit.he's the best hero ever.

  • @ohyoungod4922
    @ohyoungod4922 8 років тому +3

    "no no out . . . how did you get in here?"
    "because I'm batman"

  • @SickVoid
    @SickVoid Рік тому +5

    A couple of years later Batman actually does meet the doctor in somewhat official media, lego dimensions.

  • @Jerry694111
    @Jerry694111 10 років тому +21

    Batman enters places without permission while having breakfast.

  • @Dudeamis17
    @Dudeamis17 10 років тому +25

    HISHE Batman and Doctor Who are great together. Its like Deadpool and Cable.

  • @petrus4
    @petrus4 7 років тому +3

    I actually wouldn't mind seeing a crossover with Bats and the Doctor. I think they'd like each other; although two egos of that size in such close proximity, would probably cause the universe to explode.

  • @alisethera9349
    @alisethera9349 8 років тому +56

    My god that chin

    • @alisethera9349
      @alisethera9349 8 років тому +5

      Also that accent

    • @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023
      @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 8 років тому

      +Blueconroy at least it's ALMOST near just a little lower and British hunk American like and that's it

    • @TheAwesomeChaos531
      @TheAwesomeChaos531 8 років тому +3

      I was about to go here and say "They had to make a joke about the chin!"

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 10 років тому +41

    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" Gets me every time.

  • @Pooltastik
    @Pooltastik 10 років тому +12

    I half-expected him to regenerate into Capaldi mid-sentence.

  • @isabelgee5062
    @isabelgee5062 7 років тому +149

    Can you guys make a video like this with the 10th doctor?

    • @Shory22
      @Shory22 7 років тому +3

      Oh please

    • @dangerman1407
      @dangerman1407 6 років тому +9

      matt smith is the best doctor -_-

    • @user-bs8xm6wd5m
      @user-bs8xm6wd5m 6 років тому +1

      i think so too but every man has different tastes

    • @jorgegfigueroa9755
      @jorgegfigueroa9755 6 років тому +4

      they did, he's in "How Looper Should Have Ended." He's also in another Doctor Who one regarding the ending of season 2 with Rose

    • @marymorra5201
      @marymorra5201 5 років тому

      10th is my favorite

  • @thatonenerd8158
    @thatonenerd8158 3 роки тому +7

    1:54 I agree with you Batman!!!!!!

  • @MrMyster1ous
    @MrMyster1ous 9 років тому +33

    I think Batman broke into the TARDIS to save Amy but got distracted by Clara. Maybe that should be a HISHE: Season 6, where Rory & Amy are saved by Batman and scold the doctor.

  • @F15HB41T
    @F15HB41T 10 років тому +24

    Video finishes. It was great, but I couldn't help thinking there wasn't enough 'Because I'm batman!'
    Then that little outro clip completely made up for it. Great job as always!

  • @magoschonkers711
    @magoschonkers711 5 років тому +2

    "no no how did you even get in here?" "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!"

  • @griffinorourke8395
    @griffinorourke8395 9 років тому +13

    This is why I want to play Lego Dimensions cause The Doctor meets Batman, Wild Style, and Gandalf! The Doctor even asks Wild Style if Batman is always like "this". OMG U GUYS PREDICTED THE FUTURE!

  • @JennVsLife
    @JennVsLife 10 років тому +32

    Doctor - "No, no! how did you even get in here?"
    Batman - " BECAUSE IM BATMAAAAN!!!"
    love that :)

  • @tomasvrdino
    @tomasvrdino 9 років тому +3

    "How did you get in here?!" " Because I'm BATMAN"

  • @raniachairya
    @raniachairya 8 років тому +3

    I want more doctor who HISHE!!!!

  • @NightmarecrowPlays
    @NightmarecrowPlays 10 років тому +26

    The only logical answer that Dr. Who could get from Batman getting into his time stream is... "Because I'm Batman!"

  • @DakarTwelve
    @DakarTwelve 10 років тому +13

    "Wait, Who's a hero?"
    "Exactly."

  • @victorpopescu8073
    @victorpopescu8073 9 років тому +5

    "Sorry, he's kinda passionate"
    "She's so hot"
    LMFAO XD XD XD I DIED THEN REGENERATED AND DIED AGAIN XD

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 2 роки тому +2

    "Always running always saving, probably getting a new body soon. Big adjustment period really."
    Oh boy, you have no idea...

  • @sophiasinger
    @sophiasinger 9 років тому +9

    "AMY, I WOULDV'E COME BACK TO YOU BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!!"
    lol, thats my favorite part

  • @badlittlewolf2606
    @badlittlewolf2606 9 років тому +92

    if the doctor saved krypton the superman never would have gone to earth and thousands would have died

    • @trexdrew
      @trexdrew 9 років тому +4

      Seya favors BUT thousands more WOULDN'T have died because he had saved the planet from exploding. So it's like a damned if you do damned if you don't situation

    • @josephwilliams5292
      @josephwilliams5292 9 років тому

      Seya favors the doctor would have saved earth instead.

    • @ShadyDoorags
      @ShadyDoorags 9 років тому

      trexdrew Superman doesn't just save the Earth, he saves the universe as well as the multiverse. So if Superman never came to earth, all of reality would've been destroyed.

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 9 років тому

      Even if he saved Krypton then... well all the inhabitants would be screwed anyway. And everyone else.

    • @BirbBun
      @BirbBun 9 років тому +2

      you see, what people fail to realize is that even IF krypton was interfered with and superman never saved the earth a bunch of times, it wouldnt be in as much danger, and even if the world would nearly be ended, there are several other heroes to help out and save the day, if anything THE BLOODY DOCTOR COULD JUST SAVE THE DAY!

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 3 роки тому +2

    Krypton being a fixed point in time is genius

  • @Nexist
    @Nexist 9 років тому +1

    " how did u even get in here ??"
    " because i am batman " XD
    that one killed me XD

  • @hamza19992010
    @hamza19992010 10 років тому +16

    The Doctor is the only one who truly followed the "new year, new me" procedure...
    ONE MORE ITEM TO THE BEST HERO LIST

  • @torioto
    @torioto 10 років тому +11

    "NO. NO. OUT. How did you even get in here?"
    "Because I'm BATMAAAAAAN"

  • @jordangreenberg5339
    @jordangreenberg5339 3 роки тому +3

    me, in tears: i know batman, i know

  • @angelb.823
    @angelb.823 9 місяців тому +2

    Can't believe it's been 10 years since this video was uploaded. It seems like a couple of years have passed.

  • @VaderTheWhite
    @VaderTheWhite 10 років тому +19

    I knew The Doctor was going to say that Krypton going boom was a fixed point in time.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 10 років тому +3

      well with out it going boom superman would have never came to earth so it was

    • @nyarlarthotep9622
      @nyarlarthotep9622 10 років тому

      Oso Gantner Obivously.

  • @NARUTOSTAN-ve8iv
    @NARUTOSTAN-ve8iv 10 років тому +17

    BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAAN
    I love these Super Cafe videos. XD

  • @SEXYCBO
    @SEXYCBO 8 років тому +21

    Batman's right. All he had to do was park the TARDIS somewhere close by New York a year into the future and took a cab to New York and picked them up....but thats just what I would've done

  • @josieiris2441
    @josieiris2441 9 років тому +2

    "Out out out! How did you get in here?"
    "Because Im Batman!"
    Had me rolling on the floor XD

  • @Wilson27PT
    @Wilson27PT 10 років тому +28

    LOL God! You guys are pure genius!! xD love this Super Cafe Show!!
    "How did you even get in here! Because I'M BATMAN!!!" :D

  • @johnoliver2359
    @johnoliver2359 10 років тому +40

    "Because I'm Batman" f**king love it :)

    • @Anraphet
      @Anraphet 10 років тому +10

      I laughed so hard.