LOVE YOUR MOVIE REVIEWS :) Also, why tf did they take down that Apple Vision vid? When posting big mouth footage is fine.. Anyway, I hope u figure out how to get around these things but still keep pushing the envelope yk.
Including some writers! Like, this is a lot for one person. If this wasn’t made by an AI, but was just one guy, it’s not surprising how it turned out! You can be good at everything, but trying to turn out a full on animated movie is a pain in the tuchus for a full team, let alone one guy.
Don Bluth is a great example of that "one guy who brought together a team". MJ could easily be his next coming... who knows, maybe he could even come up with a movie on par with Anastasia or The Land Before Time. And that reminds me, I really want new animated movies based on The Animals of Farthing Wood and Dinotopia.
Other studios have entire teams of animators who work on things like texturing, lighting, sets, and ensuring characters', "mouth flap" matches not only the film's native language but every studio-dubbed release. That scene from Monster's Inc where Mike slips on a banana peel, or whatever? Yeah there's a whole team working on, "props" whose task is creating things like banana peels, books, bricks, and other random shit. This movie might land in the uncanny valley but what's there is a monumental feat for a one man army of an animator. A bit of polish would've stepped the animation up to the likes of other high-budget movies.
Man Michael Johnson is a legend, that entire movie was probably made within a few months before the Disney version came out. Dude cranked out an entire B movie by himself, I don't care how horrible it is he's a badass. Sure hope I'm talking about a real person.
If he had hand animated like Pixar, the fact that he animated it by himself would be more impressive. You can literally create most of these scenes in 30 minutes with blender and a free AI mocap program.
@@lafudge2929 ur saying " if it was made just like a billion dollar corporation with hundreds of animators it would be better". Like yes, that would be impressive. But doing Disney animations would take too much time to ever finish a movie if done by one guy, who also wrote the script and did everything else making a movie entails
@@TreyTheTitan No... That's not what I'm saying, dummy. The OP said "It's weirdly impressive," to which I explained that even a layman could easily create these scenes (due to the fact that it's simple motion capture, not manual keyframe animation). Nice paragraph, though.
@@lafudge2929 u literally said word for word “if it were hand animated like Pixar” which would take a lot of people a long time to create was my point, dummy.
Fun fact: that Little Mermaid poster was an AI generated image. Also, the voice actress who plays the witch is Dee Wallace, who is more famous for playing the mother in E.T.
Our entire tribe gathered into the middle of the village to watch this. Despite loosing one of the children to a jaguar during the movie, this film left us speechless. Our lives have changed.
@@nejsonsvejson9861 Sadly they never got him back. However he survived and is now being raised by the Jaguar. I know this, for I am also being raised by the Jaguar.
The hair plot point was actually in the original Hans Christian Andersen story! It wasn't exactly the same, but Ariel's sisters made a deal with the sea witch to cut their hair off to try and save Ariel from dying. (that's probably not exactly correct, been awhile since I read the OG story)
Yes! They gave up their hair and the witch gave them a magical dagger so that ariel would stab the prince and his blood would turn her legs into a tail again or something like that, it was very dark LMFAOOO
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid no it was the prince! She had to kill him to be a mermaid again but she was so in love with him she decided to kill herself instead by jumping off the ship and turned into seafoam, in the end she is turned into a wind faery for being selfless
Fun fact: Asylum is a brasilian company, and here we speak portughese. And Sereia is portughese to Mermaid... So she essentially is Mermaid Princess Mermaid If you needed to know how lazy the script itself is...
Damn; that's almost as bad as when the Red Ribbon Army in Dragon Ball had a Black officer named... Officer Black. 😹 And their commander was named Red, and had red hair, of course. Toriyama just goin on deadlines at times and it showed hard.
Johnny Test had 2 “Secret Agents” that played no small part in the entire series. Agent Black and Agent White. Agent White was black and Agent Black was white. They really shook it up on that one
Reminds me of how several rivers have River in their name, but in a different language. For instance, if you say Rio Grande River, you're saying Big River River.
When he gave up and started just calling her Diarrhea, I lost it. 6:50 is pure gold. "Diarrhea says her p***ies real warm.... I need legs, ya gotta get me up there." Genius.
As a character artist for animation, the fact that this guy BY HIMSELF did ALLL of this? That is crazy. Imagine instead of a portfolio with a few scenes youre just like.. no this ENTIRE movie, is me.
Right like imagine an art director opening up a demo reel and it’s just a whole fucking movie of uncannily even tweens and broken models that must have fried the Kentucky fuck out of his poor tendons 😭
I'm in school for animation and what dude pulled off is actually really good. I can only imagine how long that took him if he did it solo. Most Disney movies has tens of animators working on it and that's not considering all the other roles involved.
@@Treopse Since it's just him, really just their own personal style/preference on how to exaggerate it to give them life. I think in his case he did it so that it is more vibrant/shows emotion, whereas the contrast would be something like RWBY where it feels emotionless/mechanical at points. If he were working on a team and supervision, then you would tweak such things during the design process, but you're bound by whatever the company's vision of the style should be. Take Meat Canyon, for example, it's not your typical commercial style, but he has full creative control, so he could do his style/preference.
I'm sorry, but no. This movie could be made by anybody with a brain in a couple weeks. It's all mo cap, one click effects, and plugins, etc. The fact the guy didn't even adjust those basic settings to make the mouths look normal says it all.
This movie is an affront to mankind itself, yet its somehow still not as insufferable as that Scuttlebutt song from the new live action Little Mermaid.
Like the only thing that could turn a solid 5 out of 10 movie into a 2. For the most part, I enjoyed it for a Disney remake, but that song was an affont to mankind and Lin-Manuel Miranda must be stopped.
It's crazy to think one guy did this. I know its super easy to clown on it but it looks like he was working smarted not harder. Like using the father's model for the guards, and maybe using A.I. to assist with some of the animation. Props to him, imaging if he had a budget and a team and more than like a week to get this done.
I have a ton of respect for the fact that a single animator was able to do this entire movie. That is insanely impressive, so hell yeah for Michael Johnson. But on the other hand, the animation looks like a video game cut scene from a game that released in 2007.
He never said that. He said that other people believe that it may have been made using AI, and he can see why. He does believe that one of the characters was voiced with an AI, though.
I love that every time her family goes to confront the witch, the blow the doors down. Like how many spare doors does she have? How can she put them back up so quickly? Thank you Saberspark for this gem 😂
lmao I'm imagining her waiting for the king to leave before pulling out a ryobi cordless drill and muttering about people breaking her fucking door for the hundredth time.
2:01 Thank you. This is amazing. These little edits that require pause are like the complex lines that lovers of wordy Hip Hop look for. There can actually be an art to YouTubing I guess because you truly miss out if you just breeze through this content.
Your editor is just slaying it, you give great content and they trim and handle it so well that I’m laughing so much with the edits. Shoutout to them though
This version of the little mermaid honestly sounds really interesting! I like the idea of the prince turning into a merman. And Seria wasnt that boy crazy after she saw he was getting married to someone else. If the animation was better i would probably love this
I kind of liked the animation. It had it's own aesthetic. For example, in the beginning of the film. She dives up to see the prince. She is being held back by the turtle. The way she shook showed she tried to get the turtle off of her, she talked to it while doing so.
You clever clever man. Your plug for bad dragon, everyone skips ads by double tapping 10 seconds ahead. You made it so every 10 seconds you’re saying bad dragon lol that’s smart
The animations terrify me to my core and the only cure is showing them to my friends so that they can experience the sheer horror. These videos are a lot calmer, and don't make us feel emotionally violated. 😂
im currently watching every papameat video that i havent seen. The edit at 12:48 when you say "get the F$%^ off me" made me cry laughing. I cant imagine the character saying anyting but that lol. Its the little things ya know? lol
I can legit watch you talk about any topic. I laugh so much. I absolutely love your videos and sense of humor! Thank you for your hard work and time you put into your content! Truly TRULY enjoy it.
@@sleepingcryptid This comment has sent me down a weird trail. Behold, every scrap of evidence I could find after 3 hours of browsing google: So, like, apparently it's widely known that Varka (CEO and co-founder) is a zoophile that ran a forum teaching people how to 'do things' to reptiles. But most links to any evidence about this I've found are all dead. Digging deeper, one of Varka's friends paid someone to do oral on a dolphin and film it. I have no intention of attempting to verify this claim. According to a random comment on a youtube video that person is dead due to a car crash. The only non-dead links I found were to a couple Tumblr blogs. There were at least 40 links on the first one that were all dead. The second one only had like 3 images of them dealing with poor customer support I found a year-old video that claimed most of the accusations came from a Tumblr blog that has been deleted. In the video, while not specifying an exact date, they do say that most of the claims are multiple years old at the time of recording. The video goes over a few claims: 1. cultural appropriation, false 2. models based on underage characters, true 3. non-consensual themes in product descriptions, true 4. art theft, unverifiable 5. inconsistent quality control, mostly unverifiable, likely false given multiple testimonies about its quality 6. anti-trans, this claim is of the site e621, owned by the same people, employee testimony states that they generalized multiple things, like intersex, femboy, and trans girl, into the same category for not very inclusive reasons, claim is plausible, but not definitive 7. the whole reptile thing with Varka, true 8. the dolphin video, true 9. casting dead animals to make toys, false, this claim apparently comes from when another company named "exotic erotics" openly bragged about casting living animals for molds 10. A site that's apparently known for having large amounts of 'cub' (child) "explicit drawings" runs off of e621's servers, unverified something to note is that the video said that Varka's reptile site URL linked to BD's site after it was taken down, but, at least currently, that is no longer the case. This means that all hard evidence about the claim is, to the extent of my knowledge, destroyed.
It's interesting because in the original story, the mermaid's sisters do cut their hair as a favor for the witch but they get a DAGGER from her that the mermaid is supposed to kill the prince.
The only thing you’ve proven to me with this video is that this version of the Little mermaid would be a lot more fun to watch than the current Disney one. For that I thank you.
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the pain in the "Its Great" I felt that
You won’t reply papafeet
LOVE YOUR MOVIE REVIEWS :) Also, why tf did they take down that Apple Vision vid? When posting big mouth footage is fine.. Anyway, I hope u figure out how to get around these things but still keep pushing the envelope yk.
Meat when you bringing back the pink hat in to merch?
Now I gotta pray my parents never see these cards
If one guy can animate and render this by himself, I legit want to see what he does with a team, time and budget
Including some writers! Like, this is a lot for one person. If this wasn’t made by an AI, but was just one guy, it’s not surprising how it turned out! You can be good at everything, but trying to turn out a full on animated movie is a pain in the tuchus for a full team, let alone one guy.
@@monroerobbins7551what is bro yapping about very quaint
Seriously- MJ would CRUSH with a proper team. Pixar best watch the fuk out
@LiveFromTheRedRiver89I've seen a game done by one guy....not surprised a movie would be done by one guy.
Don Bluth is a great example of that "one guy who brought together a team". MJ could easily be his next coming... who knows, maybe he could even come up with a movie on par with Anastasia or The Land Before Time.
And that reminds me, I really want new animated movies based on The Animals of Farthing Wood and Dinotopia.
One guy animated the entire movie, the fact the movie didn't catch on fire and give you 3rd degree burns makes that guy a genius.
I'll give it... 1 pass. People are saying that it wasn't that hard, but I'd really like to see them try and make one.
i didnt get it , is it mike johnson who animated this movie alone, or was it a joke ?
@@arm8636 ye the guy did it all himself fr
Catch on fire and give third degree burns ? How would any movie do that? This is like hyperbole to a obnoxious extent
Other studios have entire teams of animators who work on things like texturing, lighting, sets, and ensuring characters', "mouth flap" matches not only the film's native language but every studio-dubbed release. That scene from Monster's Inc where Mike slips on a banana peel, or whatever? Yeah there's a whole team working on, "props" whose task is creating things like banana peels, books, bricks, and other random shit. This movie might land in the uncanny valley but what's there is a monumental feat for a one man army of an animator. A bit of polish would've stepped the animation up to the likes of other high-budget movies.
Man Michael Johnson is a legend, that entire movie was probably made within a few months before the Disney version came out. Dude cranked out an entire B movie by himself, I don't care how horrible it is he's a badass. Sure hope I'm talking about a real person.
Seriously looks like the whole movie was AI
They announced the Little Mermaid remake like 2 years ago, I don't understand why he would wait a few months before the Disney one came out
@@JazzyB9481 easy..money lol
Michael Johnson is the name of the studio. The studio is full of unpaid/uncredited foreign animators.
@@darianstarfrog how would making it (not releasing it, making it) 2 years ago vs. 2 months ago have any impact on their profits
My dad also gave me a giant statue of myself on my 18th birthday. Best damn gift I ever got.
The perfect gift for an 18 year old!
Mine just ends up holding clothes like a treadmill in the corner of the room. 🫤
Did he also ship you and the statue out to sea and then back home for the gifting ceremony?
I love that Sheldon is basically the little brother from the english dub of Ghost Stories.
This being rendered and animated by only one person kinda makes me respect it though.
True
maybe if it was a school project and not something somebody actually got paid for
The sound were terrible though 😂😂
It honestly doesn’t look THAT bad considering. Hope the dude lands a gig at Pixar or something after the fact
The water wasn’t terrible.
Weirdly impressive considering one dude animated all of this.
If he had hand animated like Pixar, the fact that he animated it by himself would be more impressive. You can literally create most of these scenes in 30 minutes with blender and a free AI mocap program.
@@lafudge2929 ur saying " if it was made just like a billion dollar corporation with hundreds of animators it would be better". Like yes, that would be impressive. But doing Disney animations would take too much time to ever finish a movie if done by one guy, who also wrote the script and did everything else making a movie entails
@@TreyTheTitan literally, I don't think many people know how devastatingly long and how much hard work goes into hand-drawn animation lmao
@@TreyTheTitan No... That's not what I'm saying, dummy. The OP said "It's weirdly impressive," to which I explained that even a layman could easily create these scenes (due to the fact that it's simple motion capture, not manual keyframe animation). Nice paragraph, though.
@@lafudge2929 u literally said word for word “if it were hand animated like Pixar” which would take a lot of people a long time to create was my point, dummy.
Fun fact: that Little Mermaid poster was an AI generated image. Also, the voice actress who plays the witch is Dee Wallace, who is more famous for playing the mother in E.T.
She has a line of salted cashews called Dees Nuts
@@nunyabizznus2216 that's sick
And The Howling
i kinda liked her VA. like the tone of voice and stuff. the animated laughing was HELLA freakish tho.
The sea witch looks like an older Eartha Kitt
And now poor little Lucas will never be able to smash diarrhea so hard all the water currents implode since he is now...a merman. RIP.
Our entire tribe gathered into the middle of the village to watch this. Despite loosing one of the children to a jaguar during the movie, this film left us speechless. Our lives have changed.
did you get the jaguar boy back?
@@nejsonsvejson9861you don’t get the Jaguar boys back
@@nejsonsvejson9861he died dummy
This sounds like a fever dream
@@nejsonsvejson9861 Sadly they never got him back. However he survived and is now being raised by the Jaguar. I know this, for I am also being raised by the Jaguar.
Gotta watch it before it’s taken down
The papa-verse we live in is constantly experiencing time dilations and sometimes complete Time reversal.
The movie should be reuploaded on UA-cam or probably be on Tubi
Exactly
I literally clicked on the video the second the notification spawned into my feed in case it was gonna go away 💀
Fr tho 😂
The prince's outfit is literally just Adéwalé from Assassin's Creed Rogue. If you look closely at 9:00 you can see the hidden blades are still there
Fr that’s crazy haha
That is hilarious
Lool🎉
Lmaoooo wtff
Bro it’s an Easter egg 🥚 congrats on finding it 🎉
I'm still over here laughing at the fact that he stayed calling her "Diarrhea" throughout.
Sobbing because I deadass did not notice until halfway into the video when I said the name out loud
ugly ass fish at 19:30 made me pause from laughing
Mmm h-hey can I get my loan?
LMAO
Sounded like Adam Sandler!
The hair plot point was actually in the original Hans Christian Andersen story! It wasn't exactly the same, but Ariel's sisters made a deal with the sea witch to cut their hair off to try and save Ariel from dying. (that's probably not exactly correct, been awhile since I read the OG story)
Yes! They gave up their hair and the witch gave them a magical dagger so that ariel would stab the prince and his blood would turn her legs into a tail again or something like that, it was very dark LMFAOOO
@@nahicoruaI thought she had to stab the other girl...or maybe it was the Prince.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid no it was the prince! She had to kill him to be a mermaid again but she was so in love with him she decided to kill herself instead by jumping off the ship and turned into seafoam, in the end she is turned into a wind faery for being selfless
@@nahicorua Really? The story I read is her stabbing herself and then her blood turns into the sunset or some crap
@@nahicoruaAccurate
My favorite line In the movie Is when Sheldon said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE LET ME DIE!" After the Little Mermaid started devouring his flesh
Lol
Fun fact: Asylum is a brasilian company, and here we speak portughese. And Sereia is portughese to Mermaid...
So she essentially is Mermaid Princess Mermaid
If you needed to know how lazy the script itself is...
Damn; that's almost as bad as when the Red Ribbon Army in Dragon Ball had a Black officer named... Officer Black. 😹 And their commander was named Red, and had red hair, of course. Toriyama just goin on deadlines at times and it showed hard.
@@viscountrainbows2857 Well that aged like milk... under the sun
@@viscountrainbows2857the protagonist should be called Shou Nen
Johnny Test had 2 “Secret Agents” that played no small part in the entire series. Agent Black and Agent White. Agent White was black and Agent Black was white. They really shook it up on that one
Reminds me of how several rivers have River in their name, but in a different language. For instance, if you say Rio Grande River, you're saying Big River River.
This man deserves some sort of medal for suffering this much for our entertainment.
Our... entertainment?
@@joaopedrocalheirosmiranda9383 masochistic entertainment, as it hurt me too
@@joaopedrocalheirosmiranda9383 IKR LOL!! Ridiculous.
When he gave up and started just calling her Diarrhea, I lost it. 6:50 is pure gold. "Diarrhea says her p***ies real warm.... I need legs, ya gotta get me up there." Genius.
As a character artist for animation, the fact that this guy BY HIMSELF did ALLL of this? That is crazy. Imagine instead of a portfolio with a few scenes youre just like.. no this ENTIRE movie, is me.
Right like imagine an art director opening up a demo reel and it’s just a whole fucking movie of uncannily even tweens and broken models that must have fried the Kentucky fuck out of his poor tendons 😭
I'm in school for animation and what dude pulled off is actually really good. I can only imagine how long that took him if he did it solo. Most Disney movies has tens of animators working on it and that's not considering all the other roles involved.
But is there not a... dial or something to tone down the mouths when animating? ;A;
@@Treopse Since it's just him, really just their own personal style/preference on how to exaggerate it to give them life. I think in his case he did it so that it is more vibrant/shows emotion, whereas the contrast would be something like RWBY where it feels emotionless/mechanical at points. If he were working on a team and supervision, then you would tweak such things during the design process, but you're bound by whatever the company's vision of the style should be. Take Meat Canyon, for example, it's not your typical commercial style, but he has full creative control, so he could do his style/preference.
I feel like it was animate via tracking. Like a vtuber of sort.
Still impressive but it's definitely easier that way.
I'm sorry, but no. This movie could be made by anybody with a brain in a couple weeks. It's all mo cap, one click effects, and plugins, etc. The fact the guy didn't even adjust those basic settings to make the mouths look normal says it all.
@@isaacholzwarth then do it
Bad Dragon has *never* had a stronger brand line than “put something in your holes”. Just beautiful.
Truly an epic line
They are a zoophile company
Not to be that guy but I'm pretty sure bad dragon is like, catered to people who want to fuck animals legitimately
@@ghoulishtoad OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU OMG ANOTHER FUCKING SANE INTERNET PERSON IM SORRY BUT I AM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS AND AGREES.
@@ghoulishtoad No.. You couldn't be more wrong..
I'm morbidly fascinated by the lip syncing in some weird hypnotic sense.
Im more surpised you have gothel moana marinette groots clones in this movie
That's how they eat you
I can't wait for a realistic version of this movie where she makes it halfway to the surface and explodes from depressurization
Their facial expressions remind me of those resident evil remake videos where the characters’ facial expressions are also amplified
I like the editor doing the preemptive fact checking, so 50% of the comments aren't "But Papa you are wrong..."
Uh how many people watch these weird movies?
@@H56Nooc the things he got wrong weren't anything to do with this movie.
He got one horn fact wrong and it changed his life
@@ScaryPoke💀💀
This movie is like those videos where they take video game cutscenes and crank up the animations by 200%
This movie is an affront to mankind itself, yet its somehow still not as insufferable as that Scuttlebutt song from the new live action Little Mermaid.
Like the only thing that could turn a solid 5 out of 10 movie into a 2. For the most part, I enjoyed it for a Disney remake, but that song was an affont to mankind and Lin-Manuel Miranda must be stopped.
@@Drcats69We will never be free from his reach
That song was terrible. Lin Manuel Miranda can only save his reputation by dying in a duel like Hamilton.
That’s one song this is a whole movie 🤣
I literally cringed into my seat in the theater and plugged my ears at one point because the song just wouldn’t end 😅
It's crazy to think one guy did this. I know its super easy to clown on it but it looks like he was working smarted not harder. Like using the father's model for the guards, and maybe using A.I. to assist with some of the animation. Props to him, imaging if he had a budget and a team and more than like a week to get this done.
Yes, it also gives a whole new level to her trying to escape her father to get to the surface.
This the type of film that your mom buys bootleg DVDs 5 movies for $10
Thanks for the years of entertainment!
When the witch turned out to be bald, I literally scream laughed for 5 minutes straight. Idk why but that was hilarious
i respect that the only example meat had for gentler expressions was the "judy is pregnant" comic
I have a ton of respect for the fact that a single animator was able to do this entire movie. That is insanely impressive, so hell yeah for Michael Johnson. But on the other hand, the animation looks like a video game cut scene from a game that released in 2007.
21:17 I can’t believe you got the rascist cook, Paula Deen, confused with Pauly D!!! Hahahaha that literally had me dying
Saberspark said this was made using A.I, and I think he’s right.
This.
Not entirely by A.I, just the mouth animations.
@@srsaito9262and possibly one of the characters voices
And the story line
He never said that. He said that other people believe that it may have been made using AI, and he can see why. He does believe that one of the characters was voiced with an AI, though.
Michael Johnson is a national hero for animating this masterpiece
I love that every time her family goes to confront the witch, the blow the doors down. Like how many spare doors does she have? How can she put them back up so quickly? Thank you Saberspark for this gem 😂
she puts them back together all for naught
lmao I'm imagining her waiting for the king to leave before pulling out a ryobi cordless drill and muttering about people breaking her fucking door for the hundredth time.
"You were once human, now youre a freak" sent me
2:01 Thank you. This is amazing. These little edits that require pause are like the complex lines that lovers of wordy Hip Hop look for.
There can actually be an art to YouTubing I guess because you truly miss out if you just breeze through this content.
This. I’m late af… but this lol
I swear that zootopia anti abortion has one of the best plots in centuries
Ayo?
Is that true tho? I never watched the movie and didn’t know they made a comic 😭💀
It's pretty good, besides it being Zootopia characters it has great tone and the emotional beats are on point.
I hate that I know what you're talking about.
@@Rottenkirsche13its a fan made anti abortion comic with zootopia characters its 100% real
Your editor is just slaying it, you give great content and they trim and handle it so well that I’m laughing so much with the edits. Shoutout to them though
8:20 i love how brave he is to say this 😭😭
12:50 I'd recognize that Zach screech from anywhere.
This version of the little mermaid honestly sounds really interesting! I like the idea of the prince turning into a merman. And Seria wasnt that boy crazy after she saw he was getting married to someone else. If the animation was better i would probably love this
I kind of liked the animation. It had it's own aesthetic. For example, in the beginning of the film. She dives up to see the prince. She is being held back by the turtle. The way she shook showed she tried to get the turtle off of her, she talked to it while doing so.
this is pretty impressive for being animated by only one guy
Hunter calling the mermaid diarrhea throughout this has me floored 💀🤣
This is probably my favorite movie breakdown that you’ve done. I was laughing the whole way through! Never change!
9:32 hooooooooooooo i about lost my shit on this. "used to think i was part merman." AND the delivery. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What he said about Sheldon talking autistically about things… I felt that. My tism brain forces me to relate
11:20 I was dying when that part came out of nowhere 💀
The fact that one man did the animation for the whole movie is kind of impressive, not gonna lie.
@INBOX____ME__Papa_Meat1 bruh.
Who knows how much ai carried, or how many corners were cut to make production faster
The human dude’s outfit is the outfit of Adewale from AC Rogue. At 8:31 you can see the hidden blade under his arm
You clever clever man. Your plug for bad dragon, everyone skips ads by double tapping 10 seconds ahead. You made it so every 10 seconds you’re saying bad dragon lol that’s smart
“Bad dragon is our sponsor today.” I literally stop drawing my furry art and looked up… noooo papa meat!!!
05:03
Paused just right, Sereia has the most batshit insane smiles I have ever seen and it's forever seared into my nightmares
2:18 was so unexpected, that I broke down in tears laughing.
Vagina mouth
Are we not going to talk about how that potion slid into her mouth like smooth, solid, expired milk? The type that pours out with a shlerp noise
I love that he hasn’t seen the original cartoon, so a bunch of these critiques are just of the original Disney movie as well.
Fun fact: the Princess’ name is Sereia, which means mermaid in portuguese, so that means her name is… princess mermaid…
I have to say I think I'm starting to like your movie reviews more than your animations. You choice of words and descriptions is hilarious.
The animations terrify me to my core and the only cure is showing them to my friends so that they can experience the sheer horror.
These videos are a lot calmer, and don't make us feel emotionally violated. 😂
oddly, same! it's all great tho
I love his movie reviews too!
Bad dragon sponsoring papameat just feels so oddly fitting. Like I’m not even surprised that papa meat got sponsored by them
Really loving the movie reviews lately, especially early 2000s bad blood affects horror movies
im currently watching every papameat video that i havent seen. The edit at 12:48 when you say "get the F$%^ off me" made me cry laughing. I cant imagine the character saying anyting but that lol. Its the little things ya know? lol
I can legit watch you talk about any topic. I laugh so much. I absolutely love your videos and sense of humor! Thank you for your hard work and time you put into your content! Truly TRULY enjoy it.
I was cry-laughing when you were talking about the mermaid chick getting plowed lmao
The animation in this is truly horrifying
Not as horrifying as the disneys new film..at all..yeh gawds! 🤢🤮
Kiara the brave dingo pictures ratationg
I saw worse
Tmnt Christmas Movie werectge singing mouthed give you nightmares of the turtles😂😂😂
17:41 me personally ive always been a big fan of the pixie cut
“We love bad dragon on this channel”
22:00 "yes! follow me!"
Hearing Dee Wallace's performance as the evil sea crone she would make for a great voice for Ms. Bitters in an Invader Zim reboot
"Downs where it's wetter"
-Sebastian
I love how much of a non-kids movie this is that a Bad Dragon ad just fits right in place.
Isn't Bad Dragon a pro-zoophilia company?
@trashedtraveler1702 No, but their customers are
@@donovanberserk4993 And they just, accept the orders??
@@sleepingcryptid This comment has sent me down a weird trail. Behold, every scrap of evidence I could find after 3 hours of browsing google:
So, like, apparently it's widely known that Varka (CEO and co-founder) is a zoophile that ran a forum teaching people how to 'do things' to reptiles. But most links to any evidence about this I've found are all dead.
Digging deeper, one of Varka's friends paid someone to do oral on a dolphin and film it. I have no intention of attempting to verify this claim. According to a random comment on a youtube video that person is dead due to a car crash.
The only non-dead links I found were to a couple Tumblr blogs. There were at least 40 links on the first one that were all dead. The second one only had like 3 images of them dealing with poor customer support
I found a year-old video that claimed most of the accusations came from a Tumblr blog that has been deleted. In the video, while not specifying an exact date, they do say that most of the claims are multiple years old at the time of recording.
The video goes over a few claims:
1. cultural appropriation, false
2. models based on underage characters, true
3. non-consensual themes in product descriptions, true
4. art theft, unverifiable
5. inconsistent quality control, mostly unverifiable, likely false given multiple testimonies about its quality
6. anti-trans, this claim is of the site e621, owned by the same people, employee testimony states that they generalized multiple things, like intersex, femboy, and trans girl, into the same category for not very inclusive reasons, claim is plausible, but not definitive
7. the whole reptile thing with Varka, true
8. the dolphin video, true
9. casting dead animals to make toys, false, this claim apparently comes from when another company named "exotic erotics" openly bragged about casting living animals for molds
10. A site that's apparently known for having large amounts of 'cub' (child) "explicit drawings" runs off of e621's servers, unverified
something to note is that the video said that Varka's reptile site URL linked to BD's site after it was taken down, but, at least currently, that is no longer the case. This means that all hard evidence about the claim is, to the extent of my knowledge, destroyed.
@@donovanberserk4993wrong.
Lucas jaw line got him looking more like Anakin Skywalker in the clone wars
It's interesting because in the original story, the mermaid's sisters do cut their hair as a favor for the witch but they get a DAGGER from her that the mermaid is supposed to kill the prince.
05:54 The seawitch reminds me of Gary Johnston from Team America: World Police.
I really appreciate how they openly fact check him when he makes a mistake
The premise for 95% of Disney (and Disney esque) movies:
"But daddy I love him!"😭
7:45 THE EYES ARE LOCKED ONTO THE GUY SO THEY FOLLOW HIM AS SHE NODS CAUSING THEM TO ROLL BACK INTO HER HEAD AAAAAA
7:30 dude I’m trying to eat popcorn I can’t laugh this hard!😂
That supercut of the dad saying "What" and followed by "Do you have a fucking hearing problem? that's insane." Got me, holy shit Papa. 💀💀
0:08 whenever i get down or feel like everything is wrong i stare at this photo but nothing changes
I printed this picture out and chew on it every time im angry
0:52 Car Go? yeah I sure hope it does
I was hysterically laughing through this video crying non stop. Its been years since I laughed that hard. THANK YOU PAPA MEAT you legend.
Damn the fact that he rendered and animated this all by himself is hella impressive
Asylum never dissapoint with the level of disappointment 😅
Modern classics
The only thing you’ve proven to me with this video is that this version of the Little mermaid would be a lot more fun to watch than the current Disney one. For that I thank you.
Exactly..atleast it's fun, and has more creativity, and colour!
@@darianstarfrog what.... there is no way u r serious rn
@@braineaterryes we are 🧍🏽♀️
@@Rainjojo literally hav u even watched the movie that shit was saturated asf
Props to one guy for animating an entire movie even if it's not animated the best at times
11:18 the splooge sound fx you added made me laugh so hard!😂
the "NOOOOOOOOO" death scream in titanic II is one of the best things asylum gave to the world. iykyk
Damn blasting one piece fans outta nowhere at 9:10 I didn’t ask for this personal attack 😂
There's no way that screech at 12:50 wasn't Zach Hadel 😂
Dude as soon as I heard it I was like "That's Zach Kamala Kahn-ing it up"
@@Squeleton2112 Avengers series is the funniest playthrough they ever did
it is!
16:44 The what now?
Just commented this lmao. I listened to it several times
I just caught that
9:00 when he sounds like Nathan from South Park I lost it 😂
Your literally the only person to ever reference or mention the movie “The Other Sister.” I am so ecstatic right now!
@8:48 has me in tears 😭
I know right
Bro tears were coming down my face hahaha
Omg I had to pause the vid to go piss 😂
Give Michael Johnson a real budget and a within a year that dude would single-handedly render Hollywood CG studios obsolete.
@6:40 the real Hormone Monster
I really expecting papa to mention the radioactive Juul the witch gave her at 7:18