Coldplay sing three very boring songs

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  • @SHlV
    @SHlV 9 років тому +2340

    "we've definitely had worse live lounges"

  • @nobodysignificant4967
    @nobodysignificant4967 8 років тому +5872

    "don't send in Coldplay lyrics as a joke" i died at this xD

    • @aazo5
      @aazo5 8 років тому +39

      rip in peace

    • @nicholasfrundt4125
      @nicholasfrundt4125 8 років тому +21

      +aazo5 R.I.P.I.P

    • @Jedda666
      @Jedda666 8 років тому +3

      rip in peaces*

    • @nobodysignificant4967
      @nobodysignificant4967 8 років тому +4

      Jens Lindmark *pieces

    • @jacquelineiona1996
      @jacquelineiona1996 8 років тому +41

      me too! LOVE Chris...what an awesome guy he seems to be...his lyrics are from the heart and that seems like a good heart to me...and a great sense of humor!

  • @KADIO
    @KADIO 9 років тому +371

    "We need the most boring lyrics possible, like REALLY boring!"
    "And don't just send in old Coldplay lyrics as a joke..." Hahahahahaha! Absolutely love Chris's humor, it's brilliant!

    • @ryeofoatmeal
      @ryeofoatmeal 2 роки тому

      and he's being serious for a sec 😂😂

  • @alaskau9175
    @alaskau9175 7 років тому +376

    The best part of this for me was seeing how much delight the rest of the band takes in Chris's talent. Like when Guy leans around Chris to catch Jonny's eye and they both grin. Just like anyone watching this probably can't help doing. I know I can't help it, no matter how many times I watch it.
    I also can't help thinking we owe their parents a lot for deciding to procreate.

    • @henaljaveri7376
      @henaljaveri7376 7 років тому +22

      Tara N. I couldn't agree more!
      They seem really supportive of each other and content in their own spheres!
      Also, it's truly beautiful to see how much fun Chris is having! He just seems so genuinely happy during the interviews, during the stage performances!
      Only a person who is this happy doing what he loves, can be this successful!

    • @mariperezhernandez7589
      @mariperezhernandez7589 3 роки тому

      @@henaljaveri7376 no no k

    • @javierasalgadoreyes
      @javierasalgadoreyes Рік тому

      I couldn’t catch the moment Guy tried to get Jonny’s attention

    • @romasolomon90
      @romasolomon90 10 місяців тому

      @@javierasalgadoreyes i think its 5:17

    • @IlariaPalladin
      @IlariaPalladin 11 днів тому

      VzijhdguoqsAshdjwfijqcinqdijefiqdfhqdijqid

  • @rvr10135
    @rvr10135 9 років тому +422

    That eyebrow song inspired me. My eyebrows are filled with tears now. Gotta pluck 'em out... Catchy

    • @EminentKnight
      @EminentKnight 9 років тому +19

      +Raghav Raj I love crying upside down too sometimes.

    • @rvr10135
      @rvr10135 9 років тому

      Hahaha 😂 Good one!

    • @sheldonbot7571
      @sheldonbot7571 8 років тому +1

      +Raghav Raj how the name of this song?

    • @MythicalSLIM
      @MythicalSLIM 8 років тому +1

      lol

  • @tonyvilaysack88
    @tonyvilaysack88 8 років тому +130

    I never knew a story about removing a bag of sand from a vehicle could be so incredibly tragic

  • @juveriatabassum9957
    @juveriatabassum9957 9 років тому +1680

    THis is a treasure! Is this guy talented or what?!

    • @emiH
      @emiH 9 років тому +2

      watch his older songs on coldplay

    • @juveriatabassum9957
      @juveriatabassum9957 9 років тому +28

      +MJ Lebrilla I've been a Coldplay fan for a long time now.. I love almost all of their songs.

    • @nickmoranis2865
      @nickmoranis2865 9 років тому +5

      Or what.

    • @juveriatabassum9957
      @juveriatabassum9957 9 років тому +16

      +Nick Moranis or really, really talented.

    • @leonarduskrisna4588
      @leonarduskrisna4588 8 років тому +16

      well
      you know Brother And Sister?
      Ode To Deodorant?
      Safety?
      Yes/Chinese Sleep Chant?
      Aiko?
      Ladder to the sun?

  • @rexmundi2237
    @rexmundi2237 9 років тому +1271

    and the leaf falling from the tree was all yellow, yellow, yellow.....

  • @TheValeryfication
    @TheValeryfication 9 років тому +687

    OHMYGOD THIS MAN CAN MAKE A NICE SONG OUT OF A BAG OF SAND LYRIC HE IS A LIVING MIRACLE

    • @terenzsc
      @terenzsc 7 років тому +1

      Valery C i giff u replyyy

    • @hunterxhunterfanboy2764
      @hunterxhunterfanboy2764 7 років тому +2

      Valery C
      like for real wtf theg could seeing a song with lyrics
      "dirt dirt brown dirt"
      and i would listen to it.

    • @jaapheslenfeld7365
      @jaapheslenfeld7365 7 років тому +1

      You've succesfully predicted the future, with Coldplay's new song 'miracles'

  • @jogabola
    @jogabola 7 років тому +162

    6:51 the look on his face when he realises that he's got the right lyrics for a big hit

    • @the_emmo
      @the_emmo 6 років тому +2

      jogabola lmao

  • @juliaaa1111
    @juliaaa1111 8 років тому +4513

    Gwyneth Paltrow is insane for letting this man go.

    • @juliaaa1111
      @juliaaa1111 8 років тому +135

      I GENUINELY laughed out loud with the eyebrow song hhahahaha

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 8 років тому +388

      +Ju M. He wrote Fix You for her when they were dating and her father was dying. He wrote Speed Of Sound for her after the birth of their daughter. He's an amazing person and yet...she had a "conscious uncoupling"? *Grrrrrrr*.
      A witch. She broke him but it's so great to see that he's moved on and is happy again. :)

    • @juliaaa1111
      @juliaaa1111 8 років тому +84

      +Caffeinated Nation He didn't write Fix You for her father, though... He had already died. I'm not sure he if wrote it for someone in particular. But I agree with you, she's a fucking witch. She just threw an angel away

    • @juliaaa1111
      @juliaaa1111 8 років тому +4

      if he *

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 8 років тому +52

      +Ju M. I didn't mean that he wrote it for her father but that he wrote it for her, to help her through the loss. He does look very happy now! :) :)

  • @putridpedros
    @putridpedros 8 років тому +422

    He missed a huge chance to rhyme "blues" with "shoes"... He even mentioned jazz and didn't go for it

    • @katefaraday3901
      @katefaraday3901 8 років тому +45

      exactly what i was thinking lol!

    • @-Alys-
      @-Alys- 7 років тому

      Peter Shepherd i know

    • @RedrumRowan
      @RedrumRowan 7 років тому +4

      chris is sneaky like that, always keeping us guessing lol

    • @emilgyggggygggrr
      @emilgyggggygggrr 7 років тому

      Peter Shepherd WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @dylanjwebmusic
      @dylanjwebmusic 6 років тому

      Are you listening to jazz, or is it the blues

  • @SentinelPrimek
    @SentinelPrimek 8 років тому +99

    Can't stop coming back here and replaying.

    • @Wara50
      @Wara50 8 років тому +2

      +SentinelPrimek Haha same for me ! This video is so fun !

  • @RuslanKalashnikov
    @RuslanKalashnikov 9 років тому +130

    The link to this video ends with XY...

  • @B1ueD3vi1
    @B1ueD3vi1 8 років тому +70

    I said Tom beware! Of excess bodily hair!
    You don't wanna scare our children...

  • @sweeps42
    @sweeps42 9 років тому +192

    wow Chris is incredible

    • @jamesfish18
      @jamesfish18 9 років тому +15

      Totally true, he is an absolute legend.

    • @tinac2894
      @tinac2894 8 років тому +4

      +James Fisher your so right

    • @IlariaPalladin
      @IlariaPalladin 11 днів тому

      .djhgzijuLpfpj. Jyuyslp

  • @racheljilek964
    @racheljilek964 6 років тому +13

    It's impressive how quickly Chris can improvise melodies and rhyming lyrics that still make sense! He's so talented!

  • @LegoArchitectureNerd
    @LegoArchitectureNerd 9 років тому +127

    GUY ❤️❤️❤️

  • @AcePhoenix
    @AcePhoenix 9 років тому +17

    "it's gone jungle, oh my god" I lost it there

  • @tadacee9721
    @tadacee9721 7 років тому +22

    He is seriously adorable. That smile :D

  • @waffleswithburberrysauce9019
    @waffleswithburberrysauce9019 4 роки тому +18

    I need “Letter Writing Never Ends” to be a single ASAP

  • @OrangeSands
    @OrangeSands 8 років тому +37

    Coldplay just makes everything better.

  • @nataliebraga2981
    @nataliebraga2981 8 років тому +25

    "There's definitely been worse Live Lounges" I DIED AHAHAH

  • @connorholmes7809
    @connorholmes7809 9 років тому +17

    This is so amazing. Can't wait for the album

  • @ghostie7790
    @ghostie7790 9 років тому +15

    oh my god! xD He's so talented!
    And he's such a cutie when he's getting into it. Look at him go!!

  • @mlelsc1
    @mlelsc1 16 днів тому

    Isn’t it great to see such fantastic camaraderie between you guys. All so genuine.👏👏👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @MissSleazy13
    @MissSleazy13 9 років тому +21

    they are definitely talented. no wonder music industry will be dull if they disband or quit.

  • @Becksnnc
    @Becksnnc 6 років тому +16

    Chris literally made an actual song in a matter of minutes with that eyebrow one. He's a lyrical genius!

  • @NESherv
    @NESherv 9 років тому +12

    The songs kept getting better as they went along!

  • @patriciaroberts100
    @patriciaroberts100 8 років тому +13

    Chris knows how to chill. Not many people know how to.

  • @jenniferhopkins1949
    @jenniferhopkins1949 8 років тому +18

    Maybe Coldplay can revive "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

  • @snake6706
    @snake6706 7 років тому +16

    So freaking talented

  • @alfanjes
    @alfanjes 8 років тому +8

    About 10 letters was awesome, excellent. ) Write it. Seriously! Especially here 5:35. "We go get it, get it together and go..."

  • @oanhpham29
    @oanhpham29 7 років тому +8

    OMG, the sand in my van song! I can't stand with that songgggg! So good, pls make it an official song, plssss

  • @TheSameGuys
    @TheSameGuys 8 років тому +3

    So pluck em out,
    Its what the song's about,
    Can ye borrow my tweezers,
    Yea you can no doubt!

  • @sarahjanemorgan4626
    @sarahjanemorgan4626 8 років тому +7

    Fuck, I can't handle the adorableness here!

  • @iqraqureshi5837
    @iqraqureshi5837 8 років тому +27

    plucking my eyebrows was surely the best one...

  • @deriene_rocha
    @deriene_rocha 7 років тому +6

    he's so talented and such a nice person!

  • @orlandotrustfullandhiscosm4110
    @orlandotrustfullandhiscosm4110 9 років тому +12

    Iove Chris's voice so much I could quite esily sit here and listen to him sing these songs! Hes obviously got a real songwriters talent in the ability to sing about any given subject no matter how boring the subject is! I mean would somebody from X-factor be able to make up a song about these silly ideas on the spot and make them sound semi respectable? I somehow doubt it! Thinking about it id rather listen to this nonsense than most pop acts these days!

  • @knnth201
    @knnth201 8 років тому +6

    my favorite one is "counting screws" 😂

  • @hazydanny
    @hazydanny 7 років тому +8

    the post office one was my favourite tbh😂😭

  • @michaelaboivin2935
    @michaelaboivin2935 7 років тому +3

    His voice is so incredible that anything that comes out of his mouth is beautiful

  • @Kendall_G24
    @Kendall_G24 9 років тому +13

    This is why I LOVE Chris Martin

  • @oanhang5198
    @oanhang5198 7 років тому +4

    Chris' smile raises
    me up when i'm down

  • @ruthjac59
    @ruthjac59 9 років тому +7

    oh Chris, how I've missed your whimsical humour

  • @billiamxo4580
    @billiamxo4580 8 років тому +17

    GUYYYYY gets better looking the older he gets! #marryme

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 3 роки тому +1

    I've still got some sand.

  • @ldbrock
    @ldbrock 8 років тому +10

    I'm dying laughing " I'm a man and I got sand in my van

  • @meganlodge4660
    @meganlodge4660 8 років тому +10

    😂 Chris's talent just never ends 👏👌

  • @veggigoddess
    @veggigoddess 2 роки тому +2

    They should do an album called "the nonsense album" and it's literally just songs ablit doing mundane shit

  • @hananberger4372
    @hananberger4372 7 років тому +7

    chris should do this weekly

  • @ohmyshupagirl
    @ohmyshupagirl 7 років тому +32

    OK BUT in terms of international hit potential:
    1. Pluckin' my eyebrows
    2. Letter writing never ends
    3. I saw a leaf drop out of a tree
    4. Got a bag of sand out of the van
    5. Counting screws

  • @anakinskywalkerrr
    @anakinskywalkerrr 8 років тому +7

    chris voice so great

  • @doraaaa0613
    @doraaaa0613 9 років тому +5

    Holy shit LMAO I cannot stop laughing! This is gold!

  • @MissBean19
    @MissBean19 4 роки тому +2

    Am I the only one who found it absolutely adorable when he goes "I don't like this one" to the toothbrush song 4:16

  • @IamALeaf
    @IamALeaf 5 років тому +2

    "This is basically how we make our every album" Chris is really a honest man

  • @johanagonzalesravenna6781
    @johanagonzalesravenna6781 8 років тому +2

    dioh mioh i need a disc with those songs. ♡♡♡ They are so awesome, love Chris' laugh 0:21 T.T i can't wait any more for the concert LIMA-PERÚ ♡

  • @the-a6585
    @the-a6585 9 років тому +17

    He can make anything sound good tho haha

  • @k4444-t4r
    @k4444-t4r 8 років тому +5

    5:13 "game of what now..."

    • @unnnnnnnni
      @unnnnnnnni 4 роки тому

      YASSSSS! I thought the same!

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 3 роки тому +1

    This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

  • @aicasi2982
    @aicasi2982 8 років тому +2

    chris is so cute. adorable

  • @eyraa.6497
    @eyraa.6497 8 років тому +1

    This is just pure gold 😂😂😂 I just can't stop loving you Chris Martin 😍🤓

  • @J.A.inBali
    @J.A.inBali 8 років тому

    This is why I always love Coldplay!!! They always bring the joy and warm in our heart. Made me laugh till the video ended. And Chris, I love his voice just like always! ♡♥♡♥

  • @koala8777
    @koala8777 6 років тому +4

    That last one. Far out that was quality.

  • @reginaharding1495
    @reginaharding1495 8 років тому +2

    Brilliant ...Chris you rock xxx

  • @TheJes8p
    @TheJes8p 9 років тому +4

    tfw he write better songs impromptu than you ever could.

  • @GetosBiatch357
    @GetosBiatch357 9 років тому +6

    Can they please make an album out of biochemistry textbooks?

  • @yvonne.o5588
    @yvonne.o5588 8 років тому +7

    do you call this boring songs?...this are amazing...coldplay is amazing

  • @henrietta9206
    @henrietta9206 8 років тому +3

    aw man, that guy can rhyme!
    on the fly!

  • @tomandband
    @tomandband 7 років тому +3

    these guys are all so humble, impressive considering coldplay is one of the biggest bands in the world

  • @liranMashina
    @liranMashina 5 років тому

    Chris and the band are a gift for all of us.they bring so much joy to the world .

  • @josel51
    @josel51 7 років тому

    they are so adorable, I couldnt stop smiling throught the whole video

  • @ZowieJay
    @ZowieJay 8 років тому +4

    i love him

  • @kristiwright7775
    @kristiwright7775 4 роки тому +2

    So fun to watch how they play with lyrics! Cute and creative!!!

  • @ehnehmelle
    @ehnehmelle 5 років тому

    Thank you UA-cam for reminding me of this gem

  • @Lem0n42
    @Lem0n42 8 років тому +2

    I like it when the whole band is together. :)

  • @sekonsumsi
    @sekonsumsi 7 років тому

    look at the stars, look how they shine for you

  • @anahersan5925
    @anahersan5925 8 років тому +1

    Someone been memorized this funny songs? happens to me every time I see this amazing video. ^_^

  • @robertobuenafe
    @robertobuenafe 7 років тому +1

    Love the Plucking My Eyebrows song xD

  • @sarabennett6577
    @sarabennett6577 4 роки тому

    I walked to the corner store and saw no more.

  • @alasdairtrolle4860
    @alasdairtrolle4860 6 місяців тому

    This is like watching private school radio.

  • @Ayanai100
    @Ayanai100 8 років тому +7

    Marry me.

  • @maxiris1240
    @maxiris1240 7 років тому +1

    Damn I thought the stories about writing hits in 10 minutes was impossible, now I see Chris making hits in just a snap what the heck I am so proud I've been a fan for 11 years yeesuzzz

  • @indiiely
    @indiiely 8 років тому

    They should record those songs hahha lobe Coldplay!❤️💕

  • @livcaye
    @livcaye 8 років тому +3

    CAN THAT EYEBROW SONG PLEASE BECOME LEGIT!!!! xD

  • @samuelatienzo4627
    @samuelatienzo4627 4 роки тому +1

    2:57 - “good morning how are yousseeeee?” 😂😂😂

  • @hollyvanderhouck5002
    @hollyvanderhouck5002 8 років тому

    Las Vegas Baby! in September 1st finally!

  • @mattm4492
    @mattm4492 9 років тому +5

    Who else thought radio 1 were actually calling cold plays songs boring ha

  • @ianw8479
    @ianw8479 7 років тому

    Can't help but feel like "Counting Screws" is influenced by "Tombstone Blues"
    "And I am in the kitchen, just counting some screws"

  • @xochitlpv8849
    @xochitlpv8849 5 років тому

    How am I JUST NOW watching this amazingness that Chris so graciously gifted the world with?!?! Could I love him anymore? #chandlerbingvoice #theanswerisno

  • @BlackPlectrum
    @BlackPlectrum 7 років тому

    the last one made my cry from laughing so much. this is gold. I love Chris Martin :)

  • @ri.z869
    @ri.z869 7 років тому +1

    JONNY'S LAUGH
    MY HEART
    also what the frick Chris is really fucking talented (they all are tho gosh i love them but ya see what i mean)
    this guy received a gift from God i aint kidding this band is blessed

  • @cochaviz
    @cochaviz 7 років тому +1

    That last one was fucking gold

  • @Prickmyfingeronarose
    @Prickmyfingeronarose 7 років тому +4

    I always come back to this video when I'm down...
    I love Coldplay

  • @hmm6938
    @hmm6938 8 років тому +1425

    I want "Sand in my Van" to be an official song by Coldplay. It's so chill and vibrant and it gives you those good vibes

    • @kkkunt692
      @kkkunt692 7 років тому +7

      pearscato sone of that positive vibes

  • @residentevil5fan18
    @residentevil5fan18 8 років тому +3512

    Im so glad i got to meet Chris Martin in person! I accidentally bumped into him last year and he spent 5 minutes talking to me and I felt so happy(: never will forget him and his wonderful personality!

    • @NewNoviceKid
      @NewNoviceKid 8 років тому +31

      oooo lucky man!

    • @benj9380
      @benj9380 8 років тому +97

      You are SO LUCKY WTF

    • @luisel7539
      @luisel7539 8 років тому +9

      Where have you met him?

    • @residentevil5fan18
      @residentevil5fan18 8 років тому +116

      +music life i met him at the santa monica pier he was with his kids and i was riding in the same ride and out of no where he is right there and I instantly knew it was him and ran up to him and got my photo with him(:

    • @luisel7539
      @luisel7539 8 років тому +31

      +Average Joe This is great. Haha you can be so happy. I wanna meet him too one day😄

  • @ddenisehhoy8369
    @ddenisehhoy8369 9 років тому +3666

    Is it bad that I want these to be real songs

    • @celiawiemann644
      @celiawiemann644 9 років тому +27

      +ddenise hhoy Sand in a Van is my fave, the the one with the leaf. Counting Screw was pretty nice too

    • @smebone1
      @smebone1 9 років тому +5

      +ddenise hhoy HAHAHAHA HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

    • @akashghosh7068
      @akashghosh7068 9 років тому +68

      sand in a van should be in the new album

    • @katjones5135
      @katjones5135 9 років тому +27

      +ddenise hhoy the eyebrow song....

    • @aidanmatson9706
      @aidanmatson9706 8 років тому +8

      +AKash Ghosh B Side

  • @GameToGameWithJosh
    @GameToGameWithJosh 8 років тому +1432

    He's so naturally talented and genuine! Funny guy too. :)

  • @davidafriyie3211
    @davidafriyie3211 8 років тому +1950

    My wife said Tom
    You look so scary
    Don't wanna be rude but
    Your eyebrow's a little bit hairy
    I ain't the problem
    Don't blame it on me
    They grew much longer
    You're gonna struggle to see
    So pluck 'em out
    This what's the song's about
    Can you borrow my tweezers
    Yea you can no doubt
    'Cause I'm plucking my eyebrows out
    This what's my day's about
    Ohhhhh got your permission
    To improve your vision
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Said Tom beware
    Of excess bodily hair
    'Cause you don't wanna scare
    Our children

  • @sashaa3217
    @sashaa3217 9 років тому +2095

    I can't stop smiling, I've missed them

    • @francyopazog.8325
      @francyopazog.8325 9 років тому +2

      same

    • @blurrydani
      @blurrydani 8 років тому +4

      same omg

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 роки тому +3

      They're back :)

    • @ghita647
      @ghita647 4 роки тому +5

      THEY'RE BAAAAACK YAY
      STREAM EVERYDAY LIFE
      CHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS FIIIIIRE

    • @infelixlidarwa
      @infelixlidarwa 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ghita647trouble in town, arabesque and orphan too 😍😍