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Woke has taken over.

If Oda didn't oversee the show, just like the Polish writer didn't care what they did with his world Witcher, or how the original owners of LoTR only cared about the dollars, then the One Piece live-action would also be a pile of crap. Oda doesn't need Netflix or any film studio's money, and this shows how much his 'child' means to him. There were serious battles behind the scenes, but Oda was relentless on certain points. And lo and behold, can you create a watchable TV show with lovable characters and break the bank? Hollywood could stop hiring their in-crowd family writers... and ticking off the mandatory woke checklist...

She's such a terrible actress

She's detestable.

0:37 The Elves are even worse than the Orcs! They are deceived by a mere wig! They have no brain.

would've been more interesting if it turns out if Sauron had somewhat different plans for the Rings but Celerinbor contributed more ideas accidentally which were picked up by Sauron LOL

I've studied film and television for over 15 years and this show takes the crown for the worst script I've ever come across. But it's even worse than that: it's boring too

This show is utter donkey shite. End of

"i clapped" 😂

David & Dan are 1000 times better than these fools of a showrunners...

"Thete is a tampon in me!"

now that I think bout it, as a maia -angelic being- he uses a physical form to interact with the world... why did he turned into a black slime after being stabbed? he's a fire spirit after all, disembodied flame would make more sense

the volcano is soo evil the lava gives off no warmth 😬😬😬😬

Writer's room: what if we do a new take on Sauron as a character. We'll deconstruct his character and delight audiences with what makes this truly formidable villain tick. And there's a twist! It will turn out that Sauron wasn't actually very talented at the manipulations he was known to be talented at. It's all a story about him. He's actually more of an aimless wanderer who struggles to get what he wants, which is why he has to make these rings eventually - finally people will listen to him once he has this power over flesh. But... Get this! Sauron actually also has very little agency as a character. He's highly suggestible because he's aimless. He's like a leaf blowing wherever the winds take him. An antagonist with very little agency who is just shaped by others and by coincidence and circumstances - it's a brilliant idea!

Nothing is evil in the beginning, only happy little bullies existed

C' est un accent français ça?

How could Amazon give these show runners the job without proof of their passion or talent? This is why you shoot shorts for everyone to see how good you do.

I hear ya mentioning a Star Wars episode 7, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t exist buddy.

Eru Iluvatar: "‘Eä! Let these things Be!’" and thus bringing the universe. Sauron: "Alloy" and thus bringing the rings of power.

Your sarcasm is delightful. Thank you for explaining the plot to me. I was lost like an upside down rock under the sea.

I just wanted to make a comment because I was just correcting it based on book which I know very well because it got me through a hard time according to show you’re absolutely right, but I think as they circle back with making him anatar which seem to be a last-minute decision Probably gonna bring him to numenor When he saw it, h hated their power so much. It literally put him back to his old self fuck bringing order. I’m gonna bring this place down and sacrifice one of his abilities to do it. It’s really important to the story, including Lord of the rings that’s why the heir to numenor rose to be basically his nemesis. I’m sure they won’t do it exactly that way, but I think they will do it to some degree

Dwarves a hungry fellas

Adar is a totally invented character and story line.

The exploding water was Ulmo saying. Hey bro, in the lore the elven rings are harmless. The whole magic Mithril story is BS.

It is soooo dumb

This was all astrology

Galadriel rather manipulated him. She is the main villain.

This is all BS but not Tolkien.

I just still can't get past how the elves do not look or act like elves. They look just like humans. The writing is atrocious. The characters are horrible (particularly Galadriel, Gil Galad, Celebrimbor, and Isildur). Sauron is not even a major threat. The Numenoreans don't look or behave like Numenoreans. The lore has been gutted, the timeline has been ignored, and the sequence of events has been completely messed up. Even their original characters, who they had the most room to develop in an interesting way, are some of the most inconsequential or just bad and annoying/stupid ones (I'm looking at you Harfoots and Theo). Even the costumes are terrible. How is the production on this show $1bill?? This looks like a Uwe Boll project..

That butt ugly female orc holding a baby in dirt rags and making kissy faces was the most idiotic thing I ever seen and that's on the same boat with with Galadriel empowering her ovaries to swim across the ocean infested with sea monsters.

Did they change the actor that plays Sauron?

Uh, now that you mention it I'm really seeing how these "adaptations" are badly written fanfiction. Full of Marie Sue's, the writers' ego and lacking any kind of continuity. The biggest difference with fanfiction though, is that they hate the source material. Fans at the very least like it enough to write something nobody will pay them for.

I don’t know if you miss spoke Sauron did design the downfall Numenore I’m just assuming they haven’t got there yet

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Ça fait plaisir de voir des français expliquer pourquoi ce show est à chier :) thanks

Saoron is my by far the fav character in this show. At least he has a goal and is achieving checkpoints.

Sauron the Deceiver - can't even deceive a handful orcs. Many-thousand year old Elves act as if they had only one braincell. Gilgalad dumb AF, (my girl) Gagaladriel is a bitchy 7-year old, thirsty Sauron fangirl. Celebrimbor, greatest elven smith of all time, barely able to understand basic metallurgy. Elendil the Tall is a dwarf amongst his own people, plus he's a whiney wimp. But at least we have a lot of diversity and inclusivity.. Orc lives matter!

Sauron the supermassive plot hole😂 this show is irredeemable

Show Sauron never had to do anything. The Elves are leaving, because they are suddenly all dying. The Dwarves don't seem to care what's happening outside their caves. Men are so pathetic in the show. The Orcs are executing his plan to light up Mount Doom whatsoever. Adar is no threat to Sauron with his what? Fifty Orcs?

Your breakdown points out the obvious flaws and absolute stupidity with every single aspect of this show it reminds me of AI generated stories where AI will come up with the most cliche plot devices just to reach a conclusion

This channel makes so many good points, and yet only 3.37 subscribers?

Pretty much every video about this show brings up something new stupid thing that all the other videos haven't mentioned yet. I wonder how long a video it would be to list all the problems with this show... Would it take the lifetime of an elf to watch it?

Great to see you're back

You gotta work on your fucking accent.

Thank you for doing this lol, Throughout the entire show, both my husband and I couldn’t help but wonder how could anyone be satisfied or possibly enjoy it. It came across as a last minute, poorly improvised production.. lets just put random scenes and events stitched together to hit the one-hour mark. Seriously calling it garbage might even be too kind.

I think the whole show is a sad excuse for milking money off of lotr, how the writers and actors constantly failing in their roles seriously what a bunch of clowns. Theres no logical transitions Inbetween scenes, no sense of time frame, no clear timeline, no character development so characters lack depth and growth. I absolutely agree with you its very frustrating, key events happen without explanation, it's a challenge to engage with it and fully understand the narrative. it hard to digest.. like why is she not doing anything ? how can celebcucumber be so stupid ? Why are we not seeing how the rings are forged ? ITS ABOUT THE RINGS!! its not like its mysterious, its just poorly written! Such a Stepdown. They're basically shitting on Tolkien's legacy. The depth and nuance that made his work timeless are completely absent, its a shallow interpretation that feels like a disservice to the complex world he created. Disappointing and truly a lame shame

Okay, "Mountains are crumbling after the font change" got me.

"Sauron is so shocked how easy everything is that he has to argue against his own interest to make sure it's not a prank." That's an hilariously apt description of the events unfolding before our very eyes 😂

For a moment I thought you said Sauron's plan was to come out of the FUDGE and I instantly had a 50 Shades of Grey version of this sequence in my head xD The worst thing, however, is that it will most likely at some point be created, considering the state of modern entertainment...

Glad you're back! Your analyses are equally brilliant and hilarious 😂