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jayaseven
Приєднався 5 січ 2007
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This happened to me last week, even tho my door wasn’t locked she pull on the handle and opened it for me lol
The Door test💪🏽
I got a 2007 Toyota Corolla, manual all basic. Lmfao 🤣 none of the b*tches I’m dating passed this test lol 🤦🏻♂️ they’re used to the automatic key system 😩
I had 2 broads that failed the door test. I kicked them both to the curb. 3rd was the right one, married her and it was all worth it. Even after 35 years. Sound advice Sonny!
"I met this girl..." "Yeah, so, whats his name?" 😂
You gotta understand I dumped a lot of girls because of this test. Still finding the one that will reach and open for me.
Great movies have inspiring scenes I used the door test , too many of these so-called women today usually don't pass here's a tip don't ever acknowledge you're giving them the door test. I have electric locks she doesn't have to reach over she has a button on the door. I also have the trash test I get her a candy bar or something if she rolls the window down to throw the trash out dates over.
You'd be pretty damn hard pressed to find a New York Italian guy hearing about another New York Italian guy trying to date a Black girl and being ok with it in the 1960s haha; but God bless Sonny!
Unfortunately, this true story wasn't so true. This love interest happened but she was a white girl. It was director De niro who changed it from truth to fiction. I wonder why? Skeptical? Ask Chazz Palminteri!
My Pop used to do this driving maneuver in Brooklyn N.Y. Rather than go around the block to get on 18th Avenue, he'd back up 2 city blocks around corners to save distance & time avoiding 2 red lights.
Sonny was right about those kids they all end up dead. He was so wise knew everything
Sonny is giving this great speech while going in reverse for about 2 blocks
LOVE SONNY
That’s why this world is falling apart and the rate of divorce is so high because now most vehicles have electric/keyless entry. There’s no early detection, a simple, quick way to weed out the selfish ones
💔 please, type in Greta Thunberg connects climate, ecological, and health crisis...
It's a great scene--Sonny the man who lives by his own rules, doesn't even blink that C's interest is not his own race (while his father would follow the "rules") and then lends C his car like a father would (he's interested in C making a good first impression regardless of whether she passes the test or not). He wants C to be happy, and knows the kids in the neighborhood are just punks--the only thing that matters is when they're alone under the covers.
If I had only known about the door test in my youth! I could have saved myself a lot of grief. That Sonny is a goldmine of street wisdom.
I was like 9 yrs old when i first watched this movie on the tv. I sat through the entire movie alone because it was that good , even for a kid with adhd like me
Won't work on modern cars, damnit Sonny why couldn't you predict the future.
The door test has been replaced by the grocery cart test.
I had 1 of my 3 back in college. I had her and I though because she was older than me that i should not have been with her. She went above and beyond but i was young and stupid. Hear me out, i unlocked the door and opened it for her, she than grabbed the key out of my hand and got in. I closed the door and walked around. By the time I went around, she placed the key in the ignition, turned it on, and than went to unlock my door and EVEN PULL THE HANDLE. I got to the driver door already swinging open a few inches and I would just grab it, swing it open the rest of the way and get in. I messed up, but i am hoping the other 2 of the 3 would do something similar or Maybe this is all a scam thinking there were more of them and in reality there is only a 1 of 1.
Worst advice ever.
What the Mario Test? Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho. It's 1986, I'm in the first grade I'm working really hard to get Mario laid I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi Mario really wants to get her in bed So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack him Cut Mario slack Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right back I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink Princess won't f**k a little kid, I think So stay grown and attend to your own And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance Cloud people throwin little spike animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven And Mario always says Virgins, I love em' I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits I wanna beat it before any of my friends do So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu At the end of each level I jump and get the flag And say to myself another castle in the bag I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide The Princess is a freak even though she has class Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly And I hate platforms that fall out from below me It's all worth while just to see Mario smile Standin next to the Princess buck-naked profile That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
i thought mario s a fuckin psycho was funny shit. cause mario was
I love this movie.
I need a volunteer ...... Brancato , cell #3
And if she doesn't even attempt to buy just one drink...same rule applies.
My wife has failed the door test from day one. I still love her.
You can tell this is an old movie... no female today would reach over & open a car door for a guy.
People often say that little things don't matter. A little lie, a little rude, a little selfish, etc... But if someone can't be trusted with little things, then how can they ever be trusted with big things.
This is a brilliant cue into the mindset of a women, is she observant, is she caring will she face discomfort to make way for your success.
1:57 That Is True
1:21 😂 I Bet Sonny Heard That Test Already
Donny was right all his friends died
Some people just wouldn’t notice it was locked tbh
I did this once upon a time n happily married for 19 years
One glaring issue with this plan: He’s driving a convertible, so he could just hop over the door anyway
People who drive motorcycles: 😐
"dump" a girl he's just met. nothing to dump, since they aren't a thing yet. all fiction.
Kids ..don't listen to hollywood movies for life advice ... this is a stupid, stupid way to judge a girl.
Damned key fobs are ruining lives.
If you find someone in this crazy/cold world who you actually get along with....fuck what other people say
Driving in reverse. 👏👏
It was Sean all along, it was Sean's idea...
Nobody mentioning he’s driving backwards for half the scene?
Dumpha
Kid's a little slow. He didn't get that if she fails the test, she'll never be one of the great ones.
Bronx wisdom! The best! Sonny driving backwards was something my Dad did when we lived in the Bronx. The movie is so spot on to my childhood. In the summer everybody hung outside. Our house doors were unlocked and most times open. Nobody was concerned about theft, no one would be stupid enough to even try that in our neighborhood. Everyone was a character. A sea of personalities. I’m third generation Bronx and I’m proud of it.
Dump-pah
My GF failed the door test :( That was back in 2014. We're still together though.