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KrisBlueNZ
Приєднався 3 лют 2009
The UA-cam page of KrisBlueNZ in Wellington, New Zealand, a believer in the scientific method.
"We satisfy our endless needs
And justify our bloody deeds
In the name of destiny
And in the name of god"
-- Eagles, "The Last Resort"
"We satisfy our endless needs
And justify our bloody deeds
In the name of destiny
And in the name of god"
-- Eagles, "The Last Resort"
NTNON Miscellaneous small items.flv
Another casual copyright violation in the name of sharing classic comedy...
Not The Nine O'Clock News miscellaneous small items:
News: British Rail sausage rolls
Police blow into this bag
Hand dryer wig blows off, hands fall off
The pub grub
One-legged shoe thieves
Urinal zip outfit and bag
Elephant man dung
Post office borrow a biro
Ploughman's lunch (C) Chaucer MCCCLXXXII
News: bungalow with five basements
Beer mat stuck to his glass
Aeroplane toilet indicators
Magazine dating meeting clothes off
Queueing up to piss in the telephone box
Two pizza napolis... with extra mozzarella
Pinball high-rise building
Swedish Chemist's Shop (ball or aerosol)
We think the motive was... jealousy sir
In this case, I appear...
Termination at 192 months
Mr. Glossop
Roughage K advertisement
Party political broadcast (wicked witch)
Driven by Italians
Hand built by Roberts
Is she sixteen?
Why don't you grow up, you little bastards!
End of broadcasting
Not The Nine O'Clock News miscellaneous small items:
News: British Rail sausage rolls
Police blow into this bag
Hand dryer wig blows off, hands fall off
The pub grub
One-legged shoe thieves
Urinal zip outfit and bag
Elephant man dung
Post office borrow a biro
Ploughman's lunch (C) Chaucer MCCCLXXXII
News: bungalow with five basements
Beer mat stuck to his glass
Aeroplane toilet indicators
Magazine dating meeting clothes off
Queueing up to piss in the telephone box
Two pizza napolis... with extra mozzarella
Pinball high-rise building
Swedish Chemist's Shop (ball or aerosol)
We think the motive was... jealousy sir
In this case, I appear...
Termination at 192 months
Mr. Glossop
Roughage K advertisement
Party political broadcast (wicked witch)
Driven by Italians
Hand built by Roberts
Is she sixteen?
Why don't you grow up, you little bastards!
End of broadcasting
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Відео
Accents tag - KrisBlueNZ (New Zealander)
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Response to the "accents" tag by a New Zealander. The list of words I'm reading: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Avenue, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope Questions I answered: 1. What is it called when you thro...
Determinism - regression and practicality - 2012-02-05
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My comments on the discussion about determinism. Issues of the depth of regression for conceptual and practical determinism. A few other things I neglected to mention in the video: On the subject of simulating the entire universe in complete detail from the big bang onwards, obviously this is totally beyond possibility at this point, and probably forever. Anything that can simulate the universe...
GrapplingIgnorance's Morality Stories response
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Response to GrapplingIgnorance's morality stories video. I know GrapplingIgnorance's purpose in making his morality stories video and his critique of responses (which he calls Part 2) but I would still like to comment on the stories themselves. GrapplingIgnorance's questions: ua-cam.com/video/yrWKjarUyHk/v-deo.html His critique of responses ua-cam.com/video/5qXhIXEyMRM/v-deo.html
The vegetable "crisper" (Mark Schiff) - very funny stand-up comedy
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This is a short but brilliant piece of stand-up comedy by Mark Schiff (www.markschiff.com) talking about the vegetable "crisper".
"See Your Eyes Again" - amateur original soppy love song
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"See Your Eyes Again" is a soppy original love song I wrote and recorded in 1993. This is the "moderately polished turd mix" of the song, dated 2011-04-16, with an introduction, lyrics and production comments. I hope you like it. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, UA-cam's software has compressed the audio quite aggressively, so it doesn't sound very clear. If you'd like to hear the song as i...
Classic Platitudes of the Modern Era - #63: "At This Time"
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"At This Time". Sorry about the letterboxing. I had so much trouble with Premier Elements. Does anyone know of some better video editing software?
Humorous verse: A. A. Milne - Bad Sir Brian Botany and The Knight Whose Armour Didn't Squeak
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KrisBlueNZ reading two humorous poems by English children's author A. A. Milne: Bad Sir Brian Botany and The Knight Whose Armour Didn't Squeak (Re-upload to fix a typo on a caption.) (Yes I really am that anal!)
Dumb drawing
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An awful drawing that I made while thinking about Google Profiles and Google Chat
What I like about people
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KrisBlueNZ's response to LatumWay's invitation to describe what we like about people.
NTNON: Rumbley's Pies
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"Rumbley's Pies" comedy sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News (BBC, circa 1980) with Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
NTNON: The Two Ninnies
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"The Two Ninnies" comedy sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News (BBC circa 1980), parody of the comedy series "The Two Ronnies". Mel Smith (Ronnie Barker) and Griff Rhys Jones (Ronnie Corbett). "The Two Ronnies", a popular British comedy series of the time, is parodied to perfection here. The sketch includes the obligatory silly stage performance, in which the Ronnies "march up and down on the s...
NTNON: Constable Savage
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"Constable Savage" comedy sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News (BBC, circa 1980) with Griff Rhys Jones and Rowan Atkinson. The "SPG" mentioned at the end of the sketch is the Special Patrol Group, an elite group within the Police Force. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Patrol_Group These guys have made fun of the Police elsewhere. Perhaps the best example is a movie called Wilt, with Griff Rh...
NTNON: Bad Language
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"Bad Language" sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News (BBC, ca. 1980) with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
NTNON: Are You A Gay Christian?
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"Are You A Gay Christian?" comedy sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News (BBC, circa 1980) with Rowan Atkinson
NTNON: The Spy Who Came In The Cold
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NTNON: The Spy Who Came In The Cold
Hello to my seven subscribers, and a question
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Hello to my seven subscribers, and a question
Re: Apparently I'm responding to Jack
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Re: Apparently I'm responding to Jack