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Why doesn't Batman rhyme with Superman?
Rhyme science has failed me for the first time in my rhyme life. I hope you enjoy!
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Awesome-as-heck profile picture art by SovietGirl
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Music (order of appearance):
* Open for Business - Potionomics
* Mint Joins the Guild - Potionomics
* An Accent Beyond - Portal 2
* Rosalina in the Observatory - Super Mario Galaxy (Jazz cover by Ruscel Torres)
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The dam is broken, and the video flood has begun. Barring large obstacles, see you before the end of January for another massive project. Woot woot.
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  • @Augusto2
    @Augusto2 8 годин тому

    Paul was trying to bring Chat and Peter together again. He´s a real hero

  • @naraiansingh1837
    @naraiansingh1837 22 години тому

    Does anyone have paper copies of these books?

  • @ab-gail
    @ab-gail 23 години тому

    She’s reminding me of Ursula from the Rami films. 👍

  • @spriggylotus4476
    @spriggylotus4476 День тому

    Holy truth nuke

  • @AlphaOmega-jh6ll
    @AlphaOmega-jh6ll 2 дні тому

    I’ve been left with more questions than answers… I didn’t even realize Superman and Batman don’t rhyme

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 2 дні тому

    Nice

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 3 дні тому

    Never before have I seen something so random that I absolutely agree with

  • @jamessilvercat8754
    @jamessilvercat8754 3 дні тому

    **english is not my first language voice** fuck you mean they don't?

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 3 дні тому

    Very Nice 🦇🦸🏻‍♂️

  • @41dn
    @41dn 3 дні тому

    Bro hasn't listened to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

  • @mann_mans
    @mann_mans 3 дні тому

    0:54 That’s what I did

  • @lloyd5041
    @lloyd5041 4 дні тому

    I think maybe it also has something to do with the syllables as well.

  • @jamiek8123
    @jamiek8123 4 дні тому

    the man's are different lengths, they are stressed differently, batman's man is snappy, but superman's man is more stretched, ones a snap, ones a slow smooth, also yeah, it is kinda rhyming man with itself, its odd, also I feel batman's t plays into the man part a lot, so its tman and man, so only the 'an' part matches, and they are stressed differently. tho you could definitely get them to work in like a poke rap style, tho most everything works in that lol.

  • @BlackShabbot
    @BlackShabbot 4 дні тому

    Nobody gives a fuck and this shouldnt be in my feed.

  • @nonamejack7087
    @nonamejack7087 4 дні тому

    I thought it was because bat is a lot shorter than super or maybe it is because they sound like two words

  • @brandon-butler
    @brandon-butler 4 дні тому

    I don’t like how the video assumes I don’t think Batman and Superman rhyme. If you were to ask me I would’ve said they do rhyme.

  • @mepinminerals
    @mepinminerals 4 дні тому

    doesn't superman have three syllables and batman just have two?

  • @richardsphd
    @richardsphd 4 дні тому

    I'm on a vision kick but that's just because I don't see why Batman doesn't rhyme with Superman That's insanely smooth

  • @vwtpb9945
    @vwtpb9945 4 дні тому

    This video had so much going for it but the complete lack of closure brings it from an 8 to a 4. Do some research

  • @maxdamage42
    @maxdamage42 5 днів тому

    the difference between batman and superman, and human and woman is that while human and woman are made from a prefix and man, as well as actual words, our brains recognize them as one word, while we read batman as 2 made into 1, its "human" and "woman" instead of "bat man" and "super man" and if hu and wo were common words and human and woman weren't they would sound weird too.

  • @gustavolopes5094
    @gustavolopes5094 5 днів тому

    "I'm in a bad vision kick" took me out XD

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 5 днів тому

    I wouldn't think of 2 of the exact same word as rhyming. The question is basically "does man rhyme with man" IDK ask the mumble rappers.

  • @PuppetSquid
    @PuppetSquid 5 днів тому

    Superman is stressed like so: SUperMAN; BEAT rest BEAT Woman and Human have stress on their first syllable, while Batman has stress on both. The stressed syllable is doing way more heavy lifting, so it's gonna need to be included in the rhyme. That's why "Batman Sued a Man" and "That Man's Superman" works. opTOMoTRIST and psyKOLoGIST have the same thing, where both of their stressed syllables rhyme (the AH and ISS sounds) On top of that, BAT and HU are short syllables, while SU and WO- are slightly longer, which is also going to aggravate any attempts to make them fit alongside each other in meter. That said, you can pretty easily make them rhyme by building the rhythm to change the stress; If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman If Im alive and well will you see Harley holding Batman

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective7435 5 днів тому

    Eminem: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @mishka1138
    @mishka1138 5 днів тому

    I think the reason is stress. Stress plays a big role for determining rhyme. In Batman it’s BAT-man - second to last syllable is stressed. In Superman, it’s SOO-per-man (or maybe soo-per-MAN, I’m not sure but certainly not soo-PER-man) - so third (or first) to last.

  • @nicks4727
    @nicks4727 5 днів тому

    The emphasis is different and the er part can easily get slurred with the m making it sound like (Overly exaggerated) "soopran." Though I think the m is usually pronounced but just merged with the r. I feel like when the words are overly enunciated and either the "su" or the "per" syllables are emphasized it does feel more like it is rhyming (For me how I normally emphasize this is BAT-man soo-pr-MAN). So to make them rhyme it might have to be SOO-pr-man and BAT-man or soo-PR-man and BAT-man. Though the second one is hard say though. I do feel like most of the difference is that r is close to m to say and get slurred but t is not close to m to say and doesn't. Though this does of course depend on accent. Also I think it might work slurring a bit more too like Ba-man and soo-man but that would also sound a bit weird. This just my two cents you need like a linguist or something to give a real answer, great video all and all. I love when people ask weird and esoteric questions, that really get the mind going.

  • @dartadeqso
    @dartadeqso 5 днів тому

    English is not my first language so I don't know what it is that you call rhyme science but it seems pretty obvious to me why applying some of the rules I learned in Spanish. The most important factor for two words rhyming is the stressed syllable. Two words can't rhyme if they don't have the same amount of syllables starting to count from the stressed syllable. 'Batman' has 2, 'Superman' has 3. They can't rhyme. In the example you made in one of your replies 'Shooter' has 2 and 'Computer' also has 2 because the stressed syllable is -pu-.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 5 днів тому

      "Rhyme science" is just a silly joke, you're all good. I do feel like the words' stresses can't be the whole picture, given Batman doesn't rhyme with Owlman, nor Superman with Spider-Man. You could also just say "Superman" in an unconventional way, where you held onto the "Su" part for longer and then said the "perman" part faster, the same way you say "Batman" -- and they still don't rhyme. At least to my ears.

    • @dartadeqso
      @dartadeqso 5 днів тому

      ​@@Chimmaney Yeah, I understood it was a joke. I meant I don't know what the actual rules are for the English language so it could be different from the rules that I know. But I haven't said stressed syllables are the only rule. It's the most important to resolve your doubt of why those two words don't rhyme. First you find the stressed syllable, with it you get the number or syllables that are relevant to analyze if they rhyme or don't. If the numbers don't match they can't rhyme but they don't rhyme every time they match. I guess this thing is more common to look up in Spanish as we have words with more syllables and different positions of the stress meanwhile in English most of the words only have one or two and the stress is usually in the first syllable.

    • @IdaeChop
      @IdaeChop 4 дні тому

      ​@@ChimmaneyI might be just trippin but Spider-Man and Superman doesn't feel like it rhymes (though me personally I can't see it as such) because the vowels from the stress till the last syllable has to be somewhag similar? Like Spider-Man and Spy per Man rhymes; Superman and Future man does (kinda??) Though this doesnt consider the op TO metrist - psy CHI atrist thing but ig the last two syllables rhyme so ig that mediates things eh idk im just having a dumb thought

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 5 днів тому

    Go to high school english class

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 5 днів тому

      Okay I'm here. Now what? The staff are trying to remove me, pls reply quickly.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 5 днів тому

      @Chimmaney Look im just not watching a video the premise of which is that two words that rhyme dont rhyme. Its like saying water and oil cant both be liquids because they dont mix. Psychiatrist and optometrist feel like better rhymes because they have the same syllable count and in 99% of american accents rhyme on the last two syllables not just one. Sigh-kai-uh-trist Op-tom-muh-trist Im sure you get to that (or you dont idk idc) but if you even have the thought of superman and batman not rhyming thats something that shouldve been dealt with in like sophomore year

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 5 днів тому

      @@leaffinite2001 Why are you MORE hostile than the staff currently trying to remove me from this high school english class? This makes no sense. I didn't even invade your high school english class.

  • @joaopedroauriemo
    @joaopedroauriemo 5 днів тому

    A rhyme isn’t just about the last syllable, it’s about everything after the nucleus of the tonic syllable, the one that receives stress. Batman’s tonic syllable is bat- (with the nucleus being the a vowel), so the word’s rhyme is -atman. Superman’s tonic syllable is sup- (the nucleus being the u vowel), so the word’s rhyme is -uperman. Since -atman and -uperman are not the same, these words don’t perfectly rhyme. Now this doesn’t have to be the case for slant rhyme, but even then it doesn’t really work because the stress doesn’t fall on the same syllable. Superman’s stressed syllable is the third to last while batman’s is the second to last. I am by no means a linguist so I’m not 100% sure if I used all those terms correctly but I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on here just from my passing knowledge of phonetics.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 5 днів тому

      That's a very interesting point, but I'm not sure that's the reason these don't rhyme here. Batman also doesn't rhyme with Hawkman, nor Superman with Spider-Man, and those words have the exact same stresses. You could also say the word "Superman" using stresses that the word wouldn't usually have, like "Su-perman", holding the "Su" and saying the "perman" fast, to make it match the way you say Batman -- but that doesn't rhyme with Batman either, unless you're doing a Batman/Hatman and pronouncing it like "Su-pahman" and "bahman".

  • @eyeballplanets
    @eyeballplanets 5 днів тому

    this video is so funny and well produced for less than a thousand views i genuinely thought my app glitched for a second. this is so good

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 5 днів тому

      Thank you! Very kind.

  • @retardigrade69
    @retardigrade69 6 днів тому

    "Where's Rachel?" "Why doesn't superman rhyme with batman?" "WHERE'S RACHEL!"

  • @LLLepba
    @LLLepba 6 днів тому

    en. wikipedia. org/ wiki/ Accent_(poetry)

  • @CorruptAce
    @CorruptAce 6 днів тому

    RIP Arkhamverss

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 6 днів тому

    Extra Nice 🦇

  • @root2iris
    @root2iris 7 днів тому

    To me it makes sense that "a lot" and "allot" rhyme because they're not actually the same while "-man" and "-man" are the same letters with the same meaning. Now for optometrist and psychiatrist it is not purely the "-trist" that is rhyming but the previous syllable as well which are taken from different words with different meanings.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      But then what the hell's going on with "human" and "woman"?? They only rhyme if you go "woo-min". There's no way the "man" in those words is being seen as its own word, but "hyu-min" and "wuh-min" don't rhyme. Mad.

    • @root2iris
      @root2iris 7 днів тому

      @Chimmaney The internet etymology resources say that "woman" comes from "wif" + "man" with the man part evolving from human so there is that.

    • @thaliafilm
      @thaliafilm 6 днів тому

      @@Chimmaney Not that smart when it comes to rhymes but maybe the overall sound of the word needs to rhyme. Lecherous and Humorous don't rhyme for example. Optometrist and Psychiatrist have the same 2 sounding syllables at the end that sound the same, unlike woman and human.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 6 днів тому

      @thaliafilm I would actually say lecherous and humorous DO rhyme, personally. "Don't be, so lecherous. Try being, humorous." Hard to convey a rhythm through text, but hopefully you can read that the way I "hear" it. But also, they both end in an "o-russ" sound, so it's the same two ending syllables again. A better example that the last two syllables don't necessarily need to rhyme would be unconscious/triumphant. "Now you are, unconscious, and the enemy, is triumphant." This works even though "con" and "um", the second last syllables, don't rhyme. Someone could say it's because the two words have a similar "flow", which Batman and Superman don't have, but that can be solved by just pronouncing it like "Su - perman" -- holding onto the "Su" and then saying "perman" faster -- and I would say this still doesn't rhyme with Batman. "I need help, I'll call Su - perman. I think I would, settle for - Batman." To me, those KIND OF rhyme, but only if you pronounce the "perman" like "pahman" and the "Bat" like "bah" -- which is like Batman/Hatman again. "Nice Suit" rhyming with "White Suit". A good example of why this doesn't rhyme unless you do something like that is: "I need help, I'll call Su - perman. I think I would, settle for - Owlman." Which still feels a little off and like it doesn't rhyme to me. That might be because you can't easily stretch "Owl" to sound like "per", and might be because I just need to sit with it a while before deciding that it actually does rhyme. Right now, though, it doesn't feel like it does.

    • @root2iris
      @root2iris 6 днів тому

      Huh? Did my response get deleted?

  • @josephercanbrack8393
    @josephercanbrack8393 7 днів тому

    The number of syllables in the words are different

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      The same is true of "computer" and "shooter", but they rhyme. Having different syllable counts doesn't stop words from rhyming.

    • @josephercanbrack8393
      @josephercanbrack8393 7 днів тому

      @@Chimmaney Fair point

    • @Jessica18010
      @Jessica18010 6 днів тому

      ⁠@@Chimmaney In Superman there’s 2 syllables in the part that doesn’t rhyme. In computer there is only one, instead it’s the RYMING part that has 2 syllables and in shooter it’s the whole word that rhymes. Shooter and computer are nothing like Superman and Batman.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 6 днів тому

      @Jessica18010 Sure, but if you needed to show someone that different-syllable words could still rhyme, then it would be a pretty good example.

    • @nateable1
      @nateable1 5 днів тому

      @Jessica18010@@Chimmaney 'Comp-uter' and 'sh-ooter' have similar cadences, whereas 'sup-er-man' and 'bat-man' don't. They aren't strictly grammatical syllables per se, but lyrically 'computer' and 'shooter' do have the same amount of syllables. As I was about to hit 'Reply' I see @PuppetSquid state what I think is what I'm trying to say, but maybe better.

  • @boxheadboi1540
    @boxheadboi1540 7 днів тому

    this is amazing 10/10 humor 10/10 story

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      Thank you! Welcome to the channel.

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 7 днів тому

    My theory has always been its contingent on the last TWO syllables rhyming (for words with multiple syllables). For example, the last two syllables of Superman sound like "er-man", so for Batman to ryhme it'd have to become "Bertman". This would also explain why Optomitrist and Psychiatrist doesn't rhyme despite meeting convention ryhming standards

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      I would say that optometrist and psychiatrist DO rhyme, but also they both end in an "a-trist" sound, so that doesn't break your idea. You might be onto something, I need to think if there's an example that breaks it.

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 6 днів тому

      Had some sleep, thought about it, remembered the darkness/blackness example I used in this video. And Big Dan/Batman, when Big Man/Batman doesn't work. But the rhyme is definitely MUCH stronger and more reliable when it's something like private/riot, with multiple rhyming syllables. Batman/Superman might be a combination of a weaker one-syllable rhyme with also hearing "man" as its own word on some level. So "Bat Tan" has a soft rhyme with Superman, but "Batman" is just too far.

  • @SovietGirlReal
    @SovietGirlReal 7 днів тому

    "Can't read signs without glasses" ... bro was writing fire

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      spitting from the heart (stab wound, bleeding out)

  • @Survivor10267
    @Survivor10267 7 днів тому

    Hold up I just finished Arkham shadow, is that Dent?

    • @Chimmaney
      @Chimmaney 7 днів тому

      Ye, Harvey Dent is the Batman villain Two-Face.

    • @Survivor10267
      @Survivor10267 7 днів тому

      @ okay, thanks. I got the game for free and decided to play it, it’s pretty darn good but I don’t have the others, I need to research Batman more

    • @Survivor10267
      @Survivor10267 7 днів тому

      It’s sort of a back story for Harvey, he’s the rat king but he doesn’t know it, he kinda becomes two face

  • @Ivory5547
    @Ivory5547 7 днів тому

    For anyone curious on how the Penguin got that bottle on his eye, he was attacked by Victor Zsasz after the Penguin cheated on a poker game they were playing and that caused Zsasz to snap after he lost all his family's fortune. Zsasz tells that on the secondary mission where you need to locate his phone calls.

    • @narelltomich1942
      @narelltomich1942 4 дні тому

      Sorry but that's not what happened penguin revealed in the audio logs unlocked by solving the riddler thropys that it happened in a bar fight

  • @congratsondivorce
    @congratsondivorce 7 днів тому

    Tourniqay?

  • @SpecimenPhotographer
    @SpecimenPhotographer 7 днів тому

    I always assumed it was just a weird looking monocle, not a whole ass bottle in his head ;-;

  • @cabelthewirecordd8473
    @cabelthewirecordd8473 7 днів тому

    "Turns out there are rules even beyond that" Is so funny

  • @LonelyJetsFan
    @LonelyJetsFan 7 днів тому

    funny

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 7 днів тому

    This is hilarious

  • @TheTalan
    @TheTalan 7 днів тому

    Pretty sure the in game reason is due to a fight with batman. Can anyone confirm?

    • @AlsoKasTTV
      @AlsoKasTTV 7 днів тому

      Nope, some guy got so mad at him he jammed a broken bottle into his eye and when he was inspected by a doctor it was revealed the removal of the bottle would actually kill him. Also fun fact the guy that jammed the bottle in there got both his eyes removed by the penguin!

    • @cdtvee2.036
      @cdtvee2.036 7 днів тому

      No, I heard in some audio that Victor zzaz did. I'm not sure actually

    • @Ivory5547
      @Ivory5547 7 днів тому

      It was Victor Zsasz, actually. The Penguin cheated on a poker game that he and Zsasz were playing, which caused Victor to lose all his family's fortune. After that, Zsasz snapped and attacked the Penguin with a bottle. You can hear Zsasz talk about that during his secondary mission where you need to locate his telephone calls.