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The original is way better and the samples of this will be about in a few weeks

Anyone even remember what cheap Monday was? I just pulled mine out the retro bank.

"Down, down, down by the river"

$300 for this??? That's just silly...

THANK YOU!!

so $300 for a novelty sample pack?

Brace yourselves - wave of medieval themed mediocre dance songs is coming!

Ok, is this real, or just a really elaborate joke?

These sounds are horse cheeks…..

Crippled sampler with a read-only sound pack? I'd much more appreciate a decent sampler with paid sound packs. The environment would appreciated it too. It's like a smart phone with one decent app preinstalled and a no room for much more. Don't get me wrong, I do see musicians having fun with this, it's just the technician side of me that screams in horror.

Useful video, sucked all curiosity out of it for me thank you. I think a lot of people don't get these units, the limitations are the essence of the design. Even a 404 is too complex for its own good, better to just use Maschine or a DAW. The idea of hardware/DAWless is to have fun. Here they locked in the silly sounds to prevent anyone from redefining this as a non-medieval KO2. It's a novelty item, my first impression was April Fools joke, but they may sell 1000 mostly to people who never make music largely as something cool to have on the coffeetable.

Thanks for the video, So how much storage do you have to add your sounds?

My Mk. I of this lasted about 8 weeks. The PCB is a toy. Hopefully they improved the build quality, or lowered the price. Don’t plan on having this at Xmas if you buy it this month.

Just make it possible to increase the memory on the original KO II. 68mb is worthless. It has 1000 sound spaces but the memory is full at 300 sounds.

More of The Wicker Man(1973) vibe than The Holy Grail(1975). A mean fat rich Medieval teenager who is ready to be sacrificed😑

"Taking Retro to its logical conclusion"

So they took something that they could have put into one box and now spread it out. So you spend $300 10 times? Because it looks like all that's really different is what's in the solid state

Such a weird release. I don’t know what’s going on with TE, but medieval sounds are something I’m not into lol. And imho the device looks hideous.

…but does it have a “‘‘tis but a scratch” button?

The men in tights version

Missed out on calling it Midi-val

why the fuck would anyone want this lmaoo

I'd like to see JG Thirlwell rework his Black Ships Ate the Sky remix only using this thing!

Kind of seems like gimmicky bs in lieu of any real substantive upgrades. Why would I care about a locked in sample set when you can load whatever sanples you want on the ep133?

Pulling up to Ren Fair as a medieval DJ with this 😂

chopping on 12 is lameeeeeeeeeee

Yes m’lord

Will be using this to create music for my DnD campaign.

It’s a cool theme, but I was really hoping for more of a PO Arcade II or Robot II.

I will never understand people’s fascination with stuff like this.

Ok it can play the Witcher 3 soundtrack. But can it play Ameno and Mea Culpa?

Skyrim be like, 'you lack the perk to improve faders'.😊

Elf needs food

Ill state the obvious, how is anyone able to read the panel unless they were a Latin major?

I thnk they maybe taking the piss out ot you all.

Bardcore

This should've been released on 1st April 😅

They should do an emu sp 12 version, Teenage engineering Rock.

My girlfriend would kill me if I played on that device next to her. Some of the sounds are extremely nervewrecking.

this is ticking all the boxes pretty soon...

A bummer they didn't do any actual early music--the composers have been dead for hundreds of years, so it should all be public domain. Could've had a kick-ass version of Robert Morton's "L'Homme Armé" or the Istampitta Isabella...

Stonehenge by Spinal Tap Medieval disco cover anyone?

No sample of Sir Robin the Brave’s minstrels?

Interesting, not sure the £300 price point makes them quite as "gotta catch em all" as the OG POs

why the hell would they not make the stock samples rewritable? like just make it a cool limited edition release no need to cripple it like that.

Very helpful. Thank you.

Cute idea, but for that crazy price they should have included a larger memory for user sample, I mean seriously it's 2024

Ooooh the Neptunes will fell in love with this thing!

The vomiting goat sample was nice

they made pocket calculators bigger because every kid that got one as a gift 10 years ago is now bigger