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It’s so dumb when customers come in and demand stuff for free

yeah man there's a gay snooze button

griffin did not consent to being portrayed as dave strider

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS! The song is PERFECT for Marcy's perspective on all of this. For capturing her desperation and the lies she told herself to make this all seem justified, all captured incredibly well by your pen. Great job!

the brief moment griffin said to not steal was a surprise

thank you so much for doing this bit, it's one of my all time favorites. Your depiction was absolutely hilarious

man seeing your griffin in your other animations and then seeing this one was just me going Oh! so it was a homestuck thing!!

ashamed that i clicked bc the thumbnail looks like dirk strider, but i stayed for the mbmbam

I love the mcelboys but these guys don't get how great bare footing it is

found $40 under a hotel couch cushion once. banger

Oh my god I've watched this two dozen times at least but I just noticed the loss.jpg on the milk carton. Incredible.

I know not what grits are, but based on the context of comparisons to porridge, honey, and pasta, it must be some sort of sweet grain with the innate power to disintegrate spinach.

I cam here for MBMBAM and I got vrisrezied in the face and honestly I like that more

I just laughed so hard I got a nosebleed, so I hope you and the brothers are proud of yourselves

The opposite of bread is beer

Why would you hit the mayor?! Everybody loves that guy

Watching this is truly just like Watchung my younger sibs/cousin's 😂😂😂

The juice is the vinegar and salt and seasonings extracting water from the cabbage and creating a liquidy 'run-off' that wicks and fuses with the mayonnaise to become creamier. Like how water pouring down a bank of mud will become muddy water but in this case the mud is mayo, thus producing a 'juice' which is basically just seasoned mayo vinaigrette.

This is what I was looking for! Ty

Griffin as Dave Strider in this was an absolutely inspired choice.

In all fairness to the question asker, a colonoscopy costs around $1000

That turned gay pretty quick there lol ❤

Slimefoot is one of my favorite bits of all time!

This was the bit that sold me on the podcast when I first started listening and I am so happy you made this.

Queen latifah is Queen of funky town of course

Remember last week on never not defecating podcast? When they were talking about the Pope? But they misspelled it p o o p?

Justin’s “crunchy” voice is a foreshadowing of Shlebethany 😮

good trap is the best mbmbam moment all time

//Homestuck spotted//

omg justin doing the shlabethany voice for a moment there... she's eternal

A rock. The opposite of bread is a rock.

I got full-on kicked in the eye by a little kid when I worked a church’s haunted house. I just rattled some trash bags near her and she Lionel Messi’d me straight to the eyeball. I know church haunted houses aren’t anything professional, but damn, you gotta go over the rules with your kids before you just assume they have the in-the-moment emotional regulation to know how to handle a scare, you know? Why’s it always the badass little girls who are rocking our shit, too? 😂

My soul LEFT MY BODY when I heard this. I was driving. I could have died. This woman is history’s greatest monster. 😂

this is soooo good also the artstyle is so cuteee 🫶

lol This is delightful!

Nothing makes me more rabid than hearing that Griffin had his SOCIAL SECURITY CARD in his WALLET Hey folks! I don't know who needs to hear this: don't fucking do that! Keep that locked the hell up, somewhere safe. You will get your identity stolen if you put that shit in your wallet, ESPECIALLY nowadays.

Every criminal? No. The joker? Yes.

You guys are God. Oney place is the devil. You made me Busta gut while they just suck so hard.

The opposite of bread is bowling ball, of course.

obviously the opposite of bread is circuses

They are missing the fact that there are coleslaw without mayo at all.

The dark background and light lines make this animatic look like it is happening in a negative zone hell dimension, which is correct.

Butter would be the opposite of bread to me. Butter is a spread that’s slick and greasy versus bread which is a loaf/slice which is spongey and cushiony.

Canned tuna mixed with miracle whip and black olives, dump that on a salad. It's tuna salad.

My local IGA sells packets of "Scampi" sauce. I put that shit on everything.

Yeah, I've cleaned offices where folks just throw their garbage on the ground under their desk. And complaining about it does nothing. You'd think in a professional setting like that, they'd expect their employees to conduct themselves in a professional manner. One dude was spitting peanut shells on the floor. All over the floor too, not just in one spot.

Griffin you think that shit's gross? Lemme tell you bud, I am basically a career janitor and some of the stuff I've seen is just ridiculous. Here's one for you guys; I went to go scrub the carpets in a lady's office and in the corner, next to her desk was a pile of toe nail clippings. Now who the hell does that? I least clean it up! Jesus Christ!

I have to be honest, if work let me I'd be there bear footed. I wouldn't even care if someone disliked it, I'd still do it.

So, to be fair, my grocery store basically goes off the honor system. They have a bulk candy section and there's a spot where you can drop in money to sample candy. It's like between a quarter and a buck depending on the candy; you're supposed to pay for each piece you sample. So I think one of the best courses of action for a candy store to do in a situation like this is have the candy individually priced per piece and just let people bring the wrappers up to the cashier. The fact of the matter is people are going to steal anyways, so instead of alienating a potential customer, instead encourage the honest ones to sample your inventory and pay for what they eat. I'm also a naïve dreamer though.

I am pretty sure monkeys are weak against fire.