I HAVE to Hit a B*tch (1958)

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  • Опубліковано 19 січ 2025

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  • @punishedcranky
    @punishedcranky 2 місяці тому +45

    This song SLAPS

    • @bloodystinktube321
      @bloodystinktube321 2 місяці тому +4

      FINALLY a time when that term doesn't sound stupid as fvck. 😂

    • @proboanimations
      @proboanimations 2 місяці тому +1

      Literally

    • @Morocco_Mo
      @Morocco_Mo 2 місяці тому +1

      Slaps, smacks, and punches.

  • @peteweller8891
    @peteweller8891 2 місяці тому +38

    I'm gonna get married just so I can play this as I walk down the isle at my wedding

    • @5pastseven
      @5pastseven 2 місяці тому +9

      ...AND at the divorce party 🤣

    • @williamsavant6430
      @williamsavant6430 4 дні тому

      Good luck

    • @Flaaaaanders
      @Flaaaaanders 3 дні тому

      Play ‘pimpzilla’ instead.
      ‘. He come from the ocean like a hurricane, sets the ground in motion bitch you gonna feel the pain’

  • @Don_Francisco124
    @Don_Francisco124 2 місяці тому +32

    Can't wait for the bardcore version

  • @Wumbology378
    @Wumbology378 2 місяці тому +22

    This channel is the epitome of giving a menace to society access to AI. I love it.

  • @MrRed-bk9xn
    @MrRed-bk9xn 2 місяці тому +12

    Another HIT!!!

  • @isaacmontoya9636
    @isaacmontoya9636 2 місяці тому +2

    Imagine the studios in the 50’s thinking “we will never let this song see the light of day” 😂

  • @dbutler9319
    @dbutler9319 2 місяці тому +3

    If you don't feel that outtro in your knuckles, you're a lucky man!

  • @Rasdock
    @Rasdock 2 місяці тому +3

    A lot of people forget, but this song was instrumental in making it legal to hit a bitch in every state except Montana. Montana didn't legalize it until Don't Test Me Bitch came out in '64 and the public outcry became too much for the legislature to ignore.

  • @vincentgarza73
    @vincentgarza73 2 місяці тому +5

    The Ike turner anthem

  • @buckaroobonzai2909
    @buckaroobonzai2909 2 місяці тому +5

    I like the saxaphone.

  • @allright
    @allright 2 місяці тому +3

    I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

  • @RoboticPope
    @RoboticPope 2 місяці тому +4

    OMG guy at 1:26 went full hit and broke his b*tch's knee backwards with his b*tch club hammer 😮.
    It was super effective!

  • @JoJoRock197
    @JoJoRock197 2 місяці тому +3

    can't wait for the phonky disco version

  • @mauer-laufer4638
    @mauer-laufer4638 2 місяці тому +3

    With guns there is a term "HK Slap", where most of guns produced by Heckler & Koch require a slap to drive the bolt home. I'm sure there's some gun-loving pimp out there who had written a funky single about slapping his guns and women alike... You gotta find it! :D

    • @HardArchiveVinyl
      @HardArchiveVinyl  2 місяці тому

      I think I may have a copy of "Pistol Whip" somewhere...
      Cheers!

  • @hellmasterx
    @hellmasterx 2 місяці тому +2

    A real HIT of that time :v

  • @scotshuthats5268
    @scotshuthats5268 2 місяці тому +2

    💯👍😉

  • @LazlotheInstigator
    @LazlotheInstigator 2 місяці тому +5

    Look I don’t lie it more than you do… but I got to hit a …

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 2 місяці тому +2

    Men on Nov6

  • @Jaco-b9f
    @Jaco-b9f 2 місяці тому +1

    Please remix this in the style of the first 10 seconds❤

  • @vincentgarza73
    @vincentgarza73 2 місяці тому +4

    Bobby brown approves 😂

  • @victortsan7146
    @victortsan7146 7 днів тому +2

    I'm a feminist but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @illegitimatefilm
    @illegitimatefilm 2 місяці тому +9

    This inspired John Lennon in many ways, except for the music part.

  • @coquibunny8797
    @coquibunny8797 2 місяці тому +3

    😂❤👍

  • @Procopius464
    @Procopius464 2 місяці тому +1

    Ricky Ricardo took this song seriously.

  • @buckaroobonzai2909
    @buckaroobonzai2909 2 місяці тому +3

    Needs a drum solo. Not a long one.

  • @zach7193
    @zach7193 2 місяці тому +2

    Sounds like Motown.

  • @problematic3255
    @problematic3255 2 місяці тому +1

    What about "your body my choice" lol

    • @HardArchiveVinyl
      @HardArchiveVinyl  2 місяці тому +1

      @@problematic3255
      I'm thinking about it, it's been a while since "No means YES" dropped...

    • @problematic3255
      @problematic3255 2 місяці тому +1

      @HardArchiveVinyl I mean it's an easy concept, might even blow up down the line once they realize they've been lied to about certain handmaiden stories lol