I can remember going over to my Grandma's for Xmas and she would play this song. Then my great uncle would talk about the time he beat his 3rd wife into a coma. Later that night after the cops left with uncle Rico, we all gathered around the burnt remains of the tree and hummed this song (Uncle Rico broke the stereo)
"On the 1st day of Pimpmas, my Best Bitch gave to me all of my fuckin' money..." I was already smiling before this line was finished. Kitchens and chickens...the two go so well together. Happy Pimpmas, Everybody. Wait, am I gonna have to slap a ho?
My grandparents played this for us every Christmas after we had lunch and opened presents. Grandpa would sing outloud and dance for us. Good times for an 8 year old in the 70s.
I remember back in 64, right after the civil rights act passed, I made my first black friend. Went over to his house one Christmas, and they all knew and sung the lyrics to this song. It was such a unique experience, it was beautiful, I clapped. It's a day I'll never forget.
A classic. I have looked for this one for many years, searching far and wide, and have never been able to find it. Amazing you were able to find it and preserve it for the world. Amazing work.
Man, that's something. Some of the lyrics on the song echoes that of Bartholomew Jackson. The lyrics are so similar in the other songs. Did Eddie collaborate with Jackson?
@HardArchiveVinyl I realized when I was listening to the song, some of the lyrics was similar to Bartholomew Jackson's songs because he says it frequently when singing.
I hope Super-Hand has a great Christmas. Wonder what he's doing. He has powers no other pimp has, you know. Edit; He probably fought Krampus, and saved Christmas. How wholesome.
This song is what you get when Santa Claus gets nose deep in a few lines of "SNOW" if you know what I mean. There's a simple explanation why Rudolf's nose is red.
People forget that St Nikolas, the person who Santa is based on, took no shit for his hoes. They delivered their customers 'gifts' and they paid up on time, or St Nick would get generous and charitable with his knuckles
This is pretty pimping of course, but what the world wants to know is this: can we expect a rendition of Bone Zone done in the missionary pos-*cough* Quaker style in time for thanksgiving? Or maybe Superhand / Alice's Restaurant crossover?
🎵"On the first day of Christmas, my true gave to me, EXACTLY what I instructed her to! Or she gets the back of my hand!" 🎶 Man, these older songs were so heartwarming and cozy. Where did it all go wrong?
Frank Chairman's 50's swing jazz version (track 2)
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Cheers!
I remember playing this for the whole family every pimpmas.
Thanks Dad. I do it as a treat for MY kids now. ❤
Ahh yes, the good ol’ days.
Finally, a Christmas tune for us pimps. 🖐💥
Slap on, playa...🖐
I wanna be a pimp...🫢
@0patience4flz Then employ yourself some hoes, buy some fly threads and join our pimpdon ranks.
CHURCH
Keep it pimpin pimp 👋
It's a shame how Pimpmas has become so commercialized.
So this is what Santa meant with "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
This song sho gets my hands moving...
lmao
What a blessed time.
Just found this and I love it!! Finally a song that conveys the true American spirit of Christmas.
Pimpmas days 🤣🤛💥
I am rolling in laughter 😅😂
The go make me some fried chicken got me. 😂😂
I can remember going over to my Grandma's for Xmas and she would play this song. Then my great uncle would talk about the time he beat his 3rd wife into a coma. Later that night after the cops left with uncle Rico, we all gathered around the burnt remains of the tree and hummed this song (Uncle Rico broke the stereo)
Those were the days...
Cheers Josh!
😂omg too good buddy 😂
Even Frosty gettin' in on the action.
I love this damn song!
Well i found my long lost Christmas spirit
Such a heartwarming song 😊.
"On the 1st day of Pimpmas, my Best Bitch gave to me all of my fuckin' money..." I was already smiling before this line was finished. Kitchens and chickens...the two go so well together. Happy Pimpmas, Everybody. Wait, am I gonna have to slap a ho?
Merry Pimpmas Hos
My grandparents played this for us every Christmas after we had lunch and opened presents. Grandpa would sing outloud and dance for us. Good times for an 8 year old in the 70s.
When your parents say " kids nowadays music is out of order", but listen to this. 😅
Starting to love the P.I.M.P extended universe,merry PIMPMAS everybody!
😳 I'll never be able to watch Frosty the Snowman without hearing this song in my brain.
Just wait until you hear about Frosty the Dopeman
Listen to "Frosty the Pervert" 😜
@@TheTrumpReaper Frosty the Fuckboy is pretty fly,also.
Rudolph the deep throat reindeer
@@Ghost0465-1 He sellin' that top quality snow, no doubt! lol
I remember back in 64, right after the civil rights act passed, I made my first black friend. Went over to his house one Christmas, and they all knew and sung the lyrics to this song. It was such a unique experience, it was beautiful, I clapped. It's a day I'll never forget.
But was there any slappin or backhanding?
I love how pimping is seen as a "black" occupation.
0:11 IDK but I LOL'D so effin hard at that one! Like I literally had to pause and almost slammed my laptop to the floor
It's really just one day of Pimpmas.
Cheers!
“When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens. Besides, ain't no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow." - Eddie “ dice Man “ Jefferson
Pimpmas is my favorite holiday for sure
Oh what a way to sing about Christmas Cheer!
A classic. I have looked for this one for many years, searching far and wide, and have never been able to find it. Amazing you were able to find it and preserve it for the world. Amazing work.
Happy to share.
Cheers Forgotten Grooves!
Santa says - "pimpin' ain't easy!!"
🎄
When the saxophone hits you just know everything's gonna be alright...🎷😎
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
🎄Merry Pimpmas 💃👋👀☃️
"She talk back one more time, this is gonna be the scene of a crime",😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fun Fact: The original song title was *"My Bitch Better have my money through Rain, Sleet and Snow"*
Fly Guy - Pimp of the Year
for Pimpmas I'm writing to Pimp Claus to ask him for a Super Hand Holiday Special
I’ve been told numerous times by many people that my humor is offensive.
Then I see this video….
I’m not that offensive. 😇
Greatest decade of music my ass
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏‼️‼️‼️
My pimp hand is strong
As tradition I always leave a bucket of chicken and grape juice on the table every christmas eve
Great cheerful song
I remember listening to this with my Grandfather. I really miss him.
BIG DADDY KANE: “Pimpin ain’t easy” - ME: “Hell yeah, fool. Pimpin is easy!”
Pimp hand is strong in this one. 😅
Yes yearly I can't wait for this to be played on the radio truly a classic😂
I just caught a charge to this song and I'm gonna be gone till next Pimpmas 😂
Wishing everyone a Merry Pimpmas and a Happy Ho Year!
Who else loves to play this when they leave out a stack of Benjamins for Pimpy Claus on Pimpmas Eve?
Man..... that's gotta be a very hard PIMPMAS!!
Frosty puttin in work!
neat a Pimp Named Slipback did a Christmas single
😂, love this
Merry Pimpmas!
May Santa gift you with many isotoners and boxing gloves!
Make Pimpmas pimpin’ again 🤘🏻
Ah, nothing like the tunes of old 😇
So excellent. You gotta show me how you make these. ..We misogynists gotta stick together and do some PR work.
So heartwarming
a holiday classic
Sounds like Cody Chesnut
He sees you when you're creeping,
This is my jam 😁
This is hilarious!!!😂 😂😂😂
Ahh yes, the good ole days.
Man, that's something. Some of the lyrics on the song echoes that of Bartholomew Jackson. The lyrics are so similar in the other songs. Did Eddie collaborate with Jackson?
Excellent question, I'll have to do some research to find out.
I'm thinking you may be right.
Cheers!
@HardArchiveVinyl I realized when I was listening to the song, some of the lyrics was similar to Bartholomew Jackson's songs because he says it frequently when singing.
Oh man, those were the days. I totally remember when the rat pack of Frank Sinatra covered this. 🎉😂
@@BB-bq1xd
I happen to have of copy of it right here
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Cheers!
@ 😂🔥
Waiting for Krampus' rebuttal song.
I imagine it will be about lots of cramps, moaning, and indeciciveness.
When Santaclaus isn't a saint.
I hope Super-Hand has a great Christmas. Wonder what he's doing. He has powers no other pimp has, you know.
Edit; He probably fought Krampus, and saved Christmas. How wholesome.
Merry Pimpmas to all, and to all I'll Smack Your Lip!!!
There really is a fucked up but happy vibe with your songs and I ain't complainin lmao, cheers 🔥
@@Tserriednisch
Cheers!
Frosty the Snowman Pimp stays Frosty.
Made my day , fuckin lol!
Christmas Twenty24
Santa aint Buckin around
Keep the pimp hand strong
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙃
This is off the "very hood christmas" album😎👍
This song is what you get when Santa Claus gets nose deep in a few lines of "SNOW" if you know what I mean. There's a simple explanation why Rudolf's nose is red.
Ho ho ho😊
Yo baby yo.😂
*SHEEEEEEEEIT*
Santa & his Red Right Hand.
AI must be thinking "Damn, these humans be wilding out asking for these photos"
im a jolly old saint pimp!
"When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens"
You might want to watch the Chappelle show skit "world series of dice" to get that one.
🖐🎅
Classic.
very funny love it
@@Realartofficialrecords
Cheers Real Art Official Records!
People forget that St Nikolas, the person who Santa is based on, took no shit for his hoes. They delivered their customers 'gifts' and they paid up on time, or St Nick would get generous and charitable with his knuckles
All right I'm not sure who allowed this song Tik Tok but I'm sure there's going to be a big backlash on this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Hard Archive expanded universe expands.
Cheers Pantheragem!
😂😂😂
This is pretty pimping of course, but what the world wants to know is this: can we expect a rendition of Bone Zone done in the missionary pos-*cough* Quaker style in time for thanksgiving? Or maybe Superhand / Alice's Restaurant crossover?
You sure do have a fascination with making old things turn into something about pimps don't you? 🤣🤣🤣
He’s physically putting the ‘hard’ in hard archive
This is the real shit right here.
🎵"On the first day of Christmas, my true gave to me, EXACTLY what I instructed her to! Or she gets the back of my hand!" 🎶
Man, these older songs were so heartwarming and cozy. Where did it all go wrong?
APimpNamedSanta
Yep. This is how they celebrate the holidays in Wakanda
bandcamp release, when?
@@masonmellinger5304
I'll try to do it today.
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl Thank you! Its a Pimpmas miracle!
@@masonmellinger5304
Bandcamp is all up to date now.
Cheers!
It's a pimpmas for the rest of us.
Hahahahaha! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤