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Not only is the rocket insanely too fast, but the light from the exploding sun gets back to Picard instantaneously. So that is a bigger Cinema Sin, as no star has developed multi-warp speed. Apologists might wiggle out of part of this by claiming Sauron's rocket has warp drive...but they can't wiggle out of my point.

Take my emotions chip please

"Kirk gets buried under rocks" This is always funny to me because burying the dead under rocks is an absolute last resort solution when you don't have time or enough hands to do it, and you're just ok with leaving the guy there. However in Lord of the Rings, that idea is fully explored in the sense that when Boromir is killed, Aragorn and the others did not have the time or the tools necessary to give him a proper burial, and they would not have someone as honoured as Boromir be left in the middle of nowhere under rocks to be defiled - so they sent his body in an elf boat down the river to the sea, sending him off with a song and ceremony as best as they could, which tells so much about the lengths one could go to give proper honors, despite the hour, the situation and the bleakness of it all. But no, Kirk (who saved the universe countless times) falls off a bridge and gets buried under rocks. Oops.

They need to get away from the female protagonists, i was getting boring with Covenant already, Danny McBrides character should have been the lead and maybe the sole survivor.

There was a turbo lift on the other side of the conference room

Scotty traded the formula for transparent aluminum for some plexiglass. Dialogue states it would have taken years to make the transparent aluminum.

Picard to Borg Queen: "I'm a pain in your neck."

i feel bad for stealing views but 4k and in one part is perfect for a night time bed story with mr plinkett

"Again, not an expert in science, but I'm pretty sure that if the sun turned off, they'd freeze to death in like one trillionth of a second" I hope this is a joke, either that or dude has never heard of SUNSET or NIGHT TIME.

It’s amazing how fair this is, but also how good star trek didn’t realize they had it back then.

Hey, are those pizza rolls still on offer? I wasn't hungry before but I am now.

10:57 so they gave up technology, yet clearly still use it. Considering “technology” is literally anything deliberately man-made

8:58 would vulcans be okay with the whole “you can have a perfect society, at the cost of one person being tortured forever” thing?

If a tomb of rocks is good enough for Miyamato then it's good enough for kirk.

I love how sirtis is like "drive the ship" instead of pilot or any other word that makes sense. Lol

2:44 Paul Atreides also fits in here, since his name (and Jessica's) is most "normal" compare to Yuhe, Thufir Hawat, Vladimir, Feyd-Rautha or even his dad Leto

absolutely brilliant!!! 😂😂😂😂❤

Not a Trek fan but I guess you could say the movies and TV are two different timlines hence the "two picards"?

6:00 big woof it too about 25 min until we saw Luke in Star Wars 1 ( yeah I said STAR WARS1)

lol 0:25 little faith of space time travel paradox’s

"See, every movie doesn't have to be the same!" - We all wish it was actually possible to somehow translate this sentiment, so the even the Hollywood people could understand it. What an amazing thing that would be. An universal translator that would translate common audience language to Hollywoodproducerish. Too bad we live in real world, not in some sci fi nonsense universe. Something like that is impossible.

"But when they find they cant eat food made of light and force fields, and their piss and shit is sliding around the floor. They might be on to us" LOL

31:54 Damn, that was a still from a beginning of a VERY NASTY gangbang...

George surrounded himself with spinless "yes men". That's what went wrong. Star Wars 100% would have been forgotten with the very first movie if George had full control for that movie.

So Star Trek: Nemesis, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan and Star Trek Into Darkness are the same film.

John Logan: writer - Gladiator, The Last Samurai, The Aviator, Sweeney Todd, Penny Dreadful, James Bond: Spectre, James Bond: Skyfall ... wow this guy isnt actually bad at all :D

I just love the fact that they did not bother to find something for Dr. Crusher to do in this film, so she's just there in random scenes trying to look like a vital memeber of the crew :D

Jesus... this movie is an absolute trash :D :D

10:00 that tapping sound makes me laugh hard. "Look here this is where you should be looking."

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14:32 "did a fucking kindergartner write this movie" that line still kills me years later

I beginning to suspect the web-zone thing is a scam. No pizza rolls so far

24:00

Didn't Worf live inside the Defiant? That was his apartment.

I think that I read that in an earlier version of the script, Battle Group Omega was supposed to rendezvous with the Enterprise, and battle with the Scimitar. And then they ran into an FX budgeting problem. Personally, I don't see how a single ship could take on that many ships, and be expected to survive, let alone win.

I'm going to assume that if the Ba'ku had access to interstellar space travel, then they probably could have made some means of birth control. But man oh man, is Mr. Plinkett right on point on just about everything else!

I can't believe I never noticed this before, but it looks like Data's emotion chip was actually part of a snap-together model kit series called Robostrux, in this case Brutox (an alternate color of the Zoids Red Horn, which is part of a long running series that I've collected on again and off again).

Okay. When you did the mini me bit I had to give you the “like”

Wow I did not expect this to be a thing. Thank you for doing what us and What We Talk Into Stoklasa wouldn't do

I want a pizza roll.

you're a legend

Now I've examined this film with a team of perverts -

The narrator is annoying. But he's not wrong!

In TNG terms, 11 seconds to travel 1 AU implies a little less than warp 3.

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"Star Trek Insurrection sucks my balls." 💀

The whole segment about Young Picard being bald for no reason is brilliant.

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Greatest show opening narrations of all time: 1) "Space: The final frontier...", 2) "You unlock this door with the key of imagination..." 3) "Star Trek -- Insurrection sucks my balls."