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metadarkknight
Приєднався 10 лют 2014
The New Batman Sucks #4. Walks straight into gunfire. Gotham is doomed! They need Superman...oh wait
This new Batman just walks straight into bullets. That's some heavy duty armor. Maybe he's really Superman under that bat costume. LOL
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The New Batman Sucks - #3 He's sooooo slow. Has no stealth.
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This new Batman is so slow the bad guys could have left and come back and Batman still wouldn't be there. Lol. Also he has no stealth whatsoever.
The New Batman Sucks. Bad at gliding. Scared of heights? What?
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The new Batman is really bad at gliding and to top it off he's scared of heights. Seriously? Lol.
The New Batman Sucks. Has no stealth. Has to knock to enter a place? What? Boooooooooo!!!!
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The new Batman has no stealth. Has to knock to enter a building to catch bad guys? What?
This dude is the type of guy who thinks Captain America was bitten by a radioactive America
I get people think “well he’s new at Batman he should look rusty and have rough concepts for flight.” I mean I guess, but his suit is pretty damn impressive in this movie, how’d he not think of a means of flight or gliding with the suit at all when he made the cape?
Remember hes new at being batman, and that was the first time he did that.
*sighs* *opens comments*
#1 would be done as a meme today
Bros getting shit on in his own comment section
He looks like a flying squirrel in the last one.
I like the batman
Bro you forgot that he was in his early stages of becoming Batman…
That’s honestly one of the reasons I hate the new Batman and That’s cuz he never gets hurt or is seen stunned except by the shotgun at the end but before he had multiple machine guns unloaded into him and a bomb blew up in his face and he was perfectly fine like what they said it is the most realistic. At least bale and Keaton took blows and got hurt
The reason why he uses a wingsuit instead of his cape is because Matt reeves wanted this universe to be like the real world
It's young Batman
Yeah but the new one is way more realistic. He uses an actual flight suit instead of something that wouldn't work
This is the type of guy that pretends he didn’t eat Tide Pods.
This new Batman eats corn the long way.
In the new Batman movie they had to be realistic with the gliding
Nooo you must remember mat reevs perspective he is making batman in his young reckless era
Bale was in year one and Keaton is just right after year one around the same time as Pattinson so there's no excuse.
Batman is so lame. People who watched all these stuffs are obviously nerd af 🤓
* Completely forgets this is the new more inexperienced Batman *
All I need to say is we shouldn’t have the guy who STARRED IN TWILIGHT TO PLAY BATMAN. Dudes like “Batman looks so goth and full of darkness and kicks ass” type guy
When you make assumptions and say things suck without the facts to which im sure youve learned by now
Wackest batman of all time
Cause it’s a realistic I hope it changes in the future but it was cool to see a more realistic version of Batman besides Nolan’s dark knight
God you must either be a fucking retard or not watched the movie
Bro wasn't just learning the ropes he was being a retard
I am the dumbest I am the worst at everything I am noob man!
i mean hear me out… i understand that the idea of batman or a superhero is already “ not realistic “ but i honestly REALLYYYY liked the fact that they chose to make him flying more realistic as he doesn’t look like he’s just defying gravity or that he’s always perfect in everything he does- it shows us that yes he’s batman- but he’s also still HUMAN
I’m so glad I did not watch that movie
Watch it
@@pretendthisisacoolusername3984 never
@@sirpreston7282 gonna cry? 😢
@@pretendthisisacoolusername3984 *you are a confusing little thing aren’t ya*
Fun fact : this guy thinks Batman is a bat bitten by radioactive men
Christian bale should be number 1
Bro got nerfed💀💀💀
Nah
He's a year one Batman. Give him some time
I think if they wanted it to be perfect they would have done that
This is the beginning of being batman dude chill
Because he don't have experience like bales batman
Remember he was only Batman for a year and made the gliding recent to him using them
Can I just say that while I think the new batman is just fine, the first thing that I thought in that scene was "We got flying squirell man now?"
It was his first time, he'll evolve
The third one isn't bat man it's (Afraid Man) that's why I said that's the worse bat man ever.
Battenson would’ve died w that collision
It's supposed to be very early into his time being batman in the newest one, the cops and commissioner and everyone else dont trust him still and his gear is all still pretty lame cause its the early days. The older movies he was supposed to already be a badass
I regret Buying my Ticket 2 years ago
Bruh batman is still a human without powers, the realistics making him an even better batman than the older ones
when nolan's film isn't the most realistic one
Bruh, this is batman at his rookie years, whatya expect?
_It's almost like he was trying it for the first time or something..._
That film was somewhat the best story of the beginning of Batman, I couldn't even be mad with the landing. Next u have Bale's batman and then aflec's.
Fuck it, this scene is better than all others, the keaton one looks soo weird, but bale one is amazing
The batman was more of realistic take on the I think in real life that would happen to
This dudes the type of guy to hire a carpenter to fix his computer
They ran out of cuts😂😂