Bad Instagram: Fun Facts!
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Who doesn't love to learn!? Today I'm reacting to some of Instagram's best educational content.
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for shepherd with a leopard
IM FUCKING DEAD 💀
Or Blake in a lake
dwight on the sprite
jesus on the yeezus
Or Obama on a llama
Danny has mastered the act of acting excited but still maintaining really dead inside eyes
I totally agree lol
This is how we British folk make it through the day
Jessica Howard bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤧🤣😭
I want to upvote but you have 969 upvotes so I cant
Just like me
I can't believe Danny went with "he can't even smell" for the baby with no nose when "he can't even hum" was right there.
I was expecting the joke too!! 🥲🥲
heartbreakingly enough, the baby died in 2017 unexpectedly :(
@@prestowand i read your comment and then went to look it up :(( aw man he seemed really sweet, rip
@@prestowand That really sucks. 😟
The whole thing about hearing dead people laughing is like saying that if a singer died and you listen to their songs that’s meant to be creepy
You mean to tell me they're not alive in a studio, singing on demand for me when I start the song? Creepy.
ChokeOnAPear sorry to break it to you now...
@@doll1ly I'm really concerned now.
@Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides Nice user name lmao
Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides I like your name
Rankings of realest people
3: Danny
2: Shepherd with Leopard
1: Mother
And Greg
I think you mean
3: Mother
2: Mother
1: Mother
@@Cardinalt long live the motherland
What about Greg
@@tartaglia. The Soviets were on to something....
I feel bad for that baby, he'll only ever be able to make a noise and will never hum
Raddy_Nero PFFT
Raddy_Nero I just took a moment to laugh fir a solid 2 minutes...thank you
*blows air out of nose*
Well he died in 2017 so humming was least of his problems.
Jessilyn oh...😐 r.i.p
it took me years to understand what they meant at 7:25. "fairness cream" is a poorly translated way to describe skin treatments intended to lighten the color of darker skin. from what i know, these sort of treatments can be very harmful. and, you know, everyone deserves to love the skin they're in. black and brown are beautiful. so it's a nice sentiment, even if the message didn't come across properly to a good number of english speakers.
Nice to know!
this!
oh thanks
Not everyone has to love themselves
@@mustanggox tHiS
Not a comment
*stands like super hero*
*crops are watered, skin is cleared, grades are higher, and I’ve been awarded a snow leopard and AK-47
Fuck everything else give me the gun and cat
I love this comment so much
He’s 25
😂😂
@@couldbetheo YES
Danny: stands like a superhero
His testosterone levels: GODLIKE
I smell a Noel Miller reference
That is actually "true". Look for "Amy Cuddy" up on UA-cam. She has a scientific study on this.
Why is he so thicc help
@@sakuix3562 What? _they aren't wrong.._
【BASIC ・ SOFTII】 *#ThicccDanny*
"two friends used ashes as bait and caught the worlds biggest carp"
so we just going to ignore the fact that they used ashes as bait in the first place
To question one's logic, is to question their existence.
I don't know what I just typed but yeah, let's just ignore the fish that loves burnt person 😂
Yeah and how did they even do that?
@@hazelrogers513 perhaps they coated something in the ashes
Yeah how TF do you use ashes as bait
Mr. Miscellaneous ok yeah that makes sense
“The only real one in life is Mother”
I like how they don’t say “My Mother”-it’s just mother. It could be your neighbor’s mother, it could be the mother of your landlord, it’s just some random “Mother” that you worship
Olive’s Corner UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT
9mother9horse9eyes9
it could even be the mother series of games
It just sounds like it is someone called mother. Just imagine that for a second, naming your child "mother".
MOTHER RUSSIA
8:55 “the person you love the most will hurt you the most”
“Not mother” 🥺
"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
well, knowledgefusion, you cant go to jail for killing a guitar, CAN YOU.
that's genius
r/madlads
I just said he killed himself after-
*That literally made me laugh out loud oh my gosh*
I died of laughter for about two minutes after reading this
Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it because none of them were mother
Daaamn
@@funnerfunko I have no memory of making that comment or what the context was
@@AerrisGShep rad comment anyways bud
@@funnerfunko lol thank you
@@AerrisGShep I love your profile pic!! Catra's one of the best written character's I've seen in a long time
"The only real person is Mother"
Orphans: Well Imma head out
LMAO
Well damn! 😢😂😂😂
Orphans are free food
Technoblade is out for blood.
@@grayemn1409 The promised neverland reference.
"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
Steve killed her in a cemetery.
*"The only real one in life is mother"*
Rapunzel would disagree
Rapunzel left the chat
nil So would Cinderella.
So would most other Disney characters because their parents are either dead or never brought up
This aged well
Qibli would like to disagree with you, I mean his mom sold him, well at least his adoptive mom is both a queen and a good person.
Yeah, I'm the only one who gets this.
i turned on notifications.
my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, john cena is smiling kindly upon me. god himself shakes my hand. "you are truly greg"
cthis is such an underrated comment
I subbed, love your profile photo!
Danny must see!
*_GREG_*
Greg
Steve killed his wife by feeding her a burrito laced with a discreet poison. The witnesses attributed her death to bad food service, and Ernesto stole her songs
LMFAOO I was not expecting that reference
ernesto de la cruz...
You won😭
UN POCO LOCOOOO
ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ NOOOO
Fun fact: airlines always have body bags on board so when someone inevitably dies they will put them in a body bag and sometimes they but the body in cargo with your luggage
Neat!
i n e v i t a b l y
🤔…sorry, but do you have a source for that?
If an airline carried emergency body bags, I imagine it would be for passengers who die in-flight. However, at least on modern Boeing and Airbus planes in the US, you cannot access the cargo holds from the cabin. Unless there is a secret, airtight door hidden somewhere, I can personally attest that the ceiling of the cargo compartments on those planes is solid. The cargo holds are not typically outfitted with the same environmental controls as the cabin too, so I would imagine suddenly connecting the two by opening some hatch would cause a disruption of some sort, possibly interfering with the plane’s ability to remain stable. For example, Boeing 747 plane cargo holds are pressurized, but only the front half (forward of the wings) are oxygenated (this is why animals traveling in cargo *must* be loaded up front!)-is there a different kind of [modern] plane that has cargo compartments that can be safely accessed mid-flight without landing??
On top of that, there are hella strict regulations surrounding transporting human remains via plane: for example, say Bob dies in Canada but his family’s cemetery plot is in Texas and his wishes are to be buried in that family plot. Bob would need to be embalmed and then packaged properly (in a coffin in a box labeled appropriately and padded with additional layers of absorbent material just in case) before the airline will accept his body/remains as cargo. That’s not even going into the paperwork on either end of that flight…
(Source: worked on the ramp and in the baggage department of an airline at their international airport hub in the US)
🤓 🤓🤓🤓
So, the thing with the eye mask, blanket/paper & drink for the corpse is primarily to keep the other passengers from realizing the person has passed away.
The eye mask of course covers part of the face & makes them appear as if they're just sleeping, the blanket &/or newspaper is to cover the body or act as 'set dressing'. The drink also serves as 'set dressing', but it also serves to distract from any potential smells - gin is a particularly strong smelling alcohol & tonic water on it's own has a slightly sour smell as well, so any smells coming from the deceased can be covered up by or blamed upon the beverage.
Essentially, the S.P with any unfortunate deaths midflight for any airline is to keep quiet about the fact that someone has passed & do your best to disguise the body as just sleeping. There's not really any place to store a corpse until landing, even if there was an easy way to move them out of the seat & the best they can do is keep other passengers from panic & discomfort, so they keep it very hush.
When they land, they go through the process of removing the body & cleaning up any messes left behind once everyone else has disembarked.
Wow u rlly did Ur research
That’s pretty interesting.
And I don’t personally think it’s disrespectful. If I have to die anyway, I HOPE it’s on a plane so they can do this to me.
Wow thanks for sharing this its really interesting
*oH wOw*
Wow Ronald really looking sick, you’re really white!
Incredible fact: Despite the common misconception that Danny's full name is Daniel, it's actually Danny DeVito.
Koji kurac? Zanimljivo
@@chrismalarkey2896 E
@@user-nu8om3me8c E
@@al1iz4a E
@@pgallbladder i don't know what that means
I just realized he would be a perfect peter Parker.
Rainbow Kitten how
helen rebar exactly, how?
He can’t pass for 15
nah he likes Tom Holland too much to take his job
I think he would be a better Peter Pan
9:35 this feels like every Ace Attorney case except Edgeworth and the judge are just as confused as you
This comment genuinely just made my day. I can practically see Phoenix doing his little “sheepish sweating” sprite-
Aww the kid without the nose has enough problems..... he can’t hum
hes also dead
@@Muffinmurdurer is he?
@@jorge8596 Unfortunately, yes.
@@Muffinmurdurer source?
@@yaphace www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/eli-finch-an-alabama-boy-who-was-born-without-a-nose-has-died-at-the-age-of-two/news-story/bd9e86fff2e39bcb2872bdf9fca045cf
He killed his wife and then got men in black to erase the peoples memories
I have a better explanation. This refers to Queen's famous meme song/ murder ballad Another One Bites the Dust, where the shooter is named Steve.
@@randomnessrules4971 *thanos
This comment is clever
Oh yes
NO
There was a little boy name Justin, when he was going to school he saw a man drowning! Justin walked to the man and saved him. Justin grew up to Justin Bieber and the man he saved was Albert Einstein, true fact
BELIEVE IT!!!
Evi Lifton I wouldn’t have known it was surprising unless you said that, thank you so much.
THIS IS SHOCKING!!!
@@-mars. it is?! Wow!!!
I would like but it’s at 69 likes
"The person you love the most will hurt you the most."
*" N o t m o t h e r . . . "*
Conspiracy: The nutcracker is actually holding Danny's family hostage and forcing him to make UA-cam videos.
Could be true
Shhh he cant tell us or a family member gets hurt
Ohhh
2:00
"Were you killed?!"
"Sadly, yes...
*But I lived!"*
*gacha stories in a nutshell*
420!!!
The whole “mother” voice he made sounded like Buster talking to his mother on Arrested Development
or nevel from icarly
OH THAT’S WHO IT REMINDED ME OF LMAO
I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THAT REMINDED ME OF
Carly Junod I thought it was me mcracker from ‘the fairly odd parents’...
It reminded my of John mulaney when he says "ooh duckling"
Okay, but for real I actually did find it REALLY difficult to hum while holding my nose. Like I could kind of make a sound but it put waaay more pressure on my sinuses than I anticipated and was very unpleasant. So I feel like that fact gets a pass, at least from me personally.
shut up nose boy!
i just tried and i felt stupid because i genuinely can't hum past making a little sound.
i have figured out that the trick is to open the corner of your mouth just a little bit, the air just needs somewhere to escape through and then you can hum fine and the rest of your mouth is still closed to make the right sound
@@phoenixprince1806 then it is not really a humm because you have your mouth open.
A Humm is when you make a sound with your mouth completely closed so you need your nose to exhale to be able to humm.
It seems to only work if you fully block airflow through your nose. If there is even a slight passage that air can escape through your nose, you can still harm, but if you stick your fingers or cotton balls up your nose, and make sure it's fully blocked, you can't hum.
Wow that lady lived 40 years after being embalmed, no organs or blood. What a legend
wait why did i not think of that
Depending on the place and also year, they didn’t always do all that. In fact the vampire fear came from when people passed away and they thought they were dead, they buried them and then they come back to life, grave robbers found scratch marks inside the coffins.
@@TheQueenOfSheba That’s one of my biggest fears
They did not do embalments during those times, the woman was still alive and was about to be buried so her sister accidentally saved her
Since there wasn't a proper method to know for certain someone was dead, accidents like these happened often, leading to people waking up in their coffins and then suffocating to death in their own tomb
Which is why, at one point, people were burried with strings attached to bells above their grave so graveyard keeps could hear the bells and dig up the "dead" person
@@corahtheskeleton8062that's actually terrifying
The fact about “standing like a superhero” is real but they definitely made it sound crazier than it is. The concept is called power posing (the superhero sort of pose where you put your hands on your hips). Studies have shown that people tend to feel more confident, etc after they power pose so that’s why the fact listed off so many crazy benefits of power posing.
yeah def! they also used it in greys anatomy before preforming brain surgery
Actually that study was disproved in a big way because it wasn’t scientifically sound. You can read about it the NYT article “When the Revolution Came for Amy Cuddy”
@@sairahaslam7770 We literally did it in one of my college classes and it worked. Even if it isn't scientifically sound, there's at least a placebo effect
@@sairahaslam7770 Thank you! It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people see a clickbait article or a ted talk claiming it was "scientifically proven" and repeating that as fact without doing a tiny bit of research.
@@dylpickle0927 What do you mean by "it worked" and do you understand what the placebo effect is? You are basically saying it works but only as well as literally anything else that you think will work.
A sugar pill can have a placebo effect, that doesn't mean sugar pills make you more confident. It's about the framing.
"nobody is real except mother"
season 3 of bates motel be like
africkso lmao ☠️
The humming one was true, here's the reason from Google bc I explain bad:It is because when you hum, you are actually exhaling, so if both your mouth and your nose is closed, the air can't escape. ... So, although you can hum for a very brief few second or two, you will be forced to open your mouth and catch your breath.
"This shepherd with an AK-47 and a leopard."
_BARS_
I read this the second he said this
Iɴʜᴀʟᴇ
ء
@Alexander Steel A German walked into a BAR. He died.
@Daniel 2 impossible to tell with that camera
@Daniel 2 the darker furniture actually makes me think it IS an ak-47, AKMs typically have lighter colored furniture
"Nobody is real in this world, except Mother" - Rapunzel
Lmao omg haha
But it's buster from arrested development
*Norman Bates
@@EricMtuhuru He soounds lime stingy from lazytown
Nothing can stop you.
Except maybe the police.
- Gerard Way
Danny’s testosterone levels after standing like a super hero for 2 minutes:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
*stonks*
Wasnt it already like that?
*S T O N K S*
@@senpaispeed4389 lmao
*S T O N K S*
10:59
i just looked it up. justin beiber's mom's name is pattie
First name Pattie, last name Mallette. I don’t know why they didn’t write Pattie Mallette or just Pattie
“Because kids like me don’t like to learn in a classroom, we like to learn on the World Wide Web.” That didn’t age well.
I deadass read this when he said it
i wanna go back to the classroom grrrr
@@threebeanzinatux2596 Same
@@threebeanzinatux2596 same here.
@@threebeanzinatux2596 same
The “stand like a superhero thing” is actually completely true, they just worded it poorly.
It’s supposed to be a superhero stance, and the example most commonly used with this is the wonder woman pose of standing with your hand on your hips. It apparently tricks your brain into being more confident. There’s a TED talk on this that goes more in depth and explains the science of it.
Btw the reason I know about this is bc I have a ‘professional skills’ class and they taught us to do this before interviews to build our confidence.
This was disproven to be a placebo. It doesn’t actually release more testosterone into your body
Emily Geier That may be true but a placebo still can boost your confidence.
Emily Geier Placebo still works. Some placebo is healthy, some is snake oil, but the super hero stance is definitely and example of placebo everybody would benefit from using
POWER POSE
Yeah I had to write an essay about it in english class for like ted x confidence or something?
Danny: Millennials like you and me
Me: *blinks in GenZ*
Kids watching in 100 years: 👁👄👁
i like him because he’s one of the rare internet millennials who doesn’t just talk about nostalgia, harry potter, and the fact that they love alcohol
my reaction:👁👄👁❓
Wait they are different things?
@@lailataluminousnight8064 i think millennials are like 19-24 years old and genz 13-18
7:27 it’s about colorism/racism. People bleach their skin with “fairness cream” because they want fair (aka pale) skin.
Ok
*iT's nOT a hUmM it's jUst a sOUnD*
Rachel Camasura im never going to be able to sleep again
Mr. Person sure
Rachel Camasura im not able to do it though?????
hums, face explodes
1000 like
“The person you love the most will hurt you the most
Not mother! D:”
😂😂
In Love With A Were that was so funny
Its a joke but its true for most of us anyway lol
My dog wouldn't do that
nOt MoThErrrrrr
I love my dad the most but he doesnt hurt me so?
Danny says ‘Mother’ like he’s Neville from iCarly
Anyone who disrespects Mother will rue the day!!!
"Motherrr run a bath !"
Wait
People are actually names Neville?
there was a neville in iCarly...??
@@mikkuozz yeah Nevel the really annoying dude that constantly sabotaged them
the poor people have no friends thing had me laughing hard for 3 minutes
Why have schools anymore when there is Instagram?
Leannuh Renee exactly
Leannuh Renee my class has an instagram
I’m so proud to be your 666th like
@@imacowboybaby3492 my teacher has an Instagram and so does her cat the sad part is her cat gets more followers than her
1 more like and you will have 1k likes
Steve killed his wife in a morgue so the only witnesses were also dead.
steve is a ghost
He used poison mixed into a drink
Steve t-posed after killing her and the witnesses let him go out of fear.
Heheh yeah
naudia or all the people helped him, or he did it in a grave yard
I'm from Philly and honestly other philly people destroying a hitch hiking robot is probably one of the most philly things ever lmao
was thinking the same thing
Vicky I'm from philly too and i can back this statement
Answer to the Steve riddle: he poisoned her drink in a restaurant but even though tons of people saw it, nobody knew it was him
i’m so obsessed with this never aging 14 yr old
monet so.. whos gonna tell ha?
Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂
That's creepy
He is 26
@@ahuman3642 r/wooosh
5:37 Oh, so we're just subscribers now, dad? I thought Greg was a FAMILY?!?!?!
gracie a you must have gotten greg confused with the children of burback
YEAH DAD! WTH
fairy jimin CHIM CHIM!!!!
Seiki Kisaki we have been betrayed
i feel disrespected
*Someone faints in public*:
*someone runs over*: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR BILL GATES TO SOEND ALL HIS MONEY
*I D O*
*someone faints in public* QUICK! DOES ANY ONE KNOW A GUY WHO'S COOLER THAN A GUY WITH A AK-47, A SHEPARD AND A SNOW LEPARD!?¡¿!?¡¿
the soend makes this comment so good lol
Never
Spend*
6:42 It is true to the extant that you get a few seconds of humming before you can't anymore.
"Why do you have to roast this baby? With no nose...he's got enough problems. He can't even smell."
This was so funny to me, I had to rewind and then transcribe it here hahahah ♥
8:04
congrats
@@vit7890 for what?
Danny - what’s up Greg it’s me Danny
Me - what’s up Danny it’s me greg
Is ur name Greg?
I know, but it would be really funny if someone was actually named Greg
Lol
The ceiling
@Yonder Plays unless you're not then you're craig and craig sucks
I like how Danny acts like mute people cannot communicate in any way
Oof
They’re mute! How can they...pfft nah. Nahhh, no communication whatsoever ever _forever_
Mingle Pringle r/wooshh.
Hringur H. As we type this lmao
Actially Yes. The only thing they Can do is die
*Believe it*
9:16 He killed her in a cemetery. He killed her around a lot of people, but none of them had the power to accuse him because they were all dead.
i think the newspaper and gin and tonic is so the other passengers think maybe he’s hungover and not ya know...dead
Yass im Yeemo trash tooooooo8ooo8
Saida Howard yeeeet
Emo trash buds?
I agree. If people were to know about someone randomly dying on a plane, I can't even imagine all the hysteria that would happen.
Yeah
You have legs???
Courtney Boyer Beauty I know right?!?? It's disgustingly shocking
Thicc legg
THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING!!
Courtney Boyer Beauty sssssshhhhhhh, no one must know
*l e g g*
“Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and none of them could tell him off. How?” Because he took them captive. Can’t say anything if they end up dead too!
Steve killed his wife infront of a bunch of people yet no one has the power to accuse him and send him to prison. How?
Me: Steve is a politician.
*BELIEVE IT!!!!*
Pratika Singh I said he mighta killed himself after? 🤔
@@katepursley2201 Plausible
Pratika Singh I was gonna say, because he’s a straight white male. But... ya... a politician.
@@BadWolf1237 As Bo Burnham out it... *"Why did God curse me to be a straight, white male?"*
The “BELIEVE IT” reminds me of naruto
The one about the “superhero stances” is true, there’s been studies proving that standing in “power poses” increase confidence, and vice versa with low power poses
I really doubt that
One study confirmed it and many disproved it.
I think it's all inside your head.
Sounds like some anti vaxx bs
Well, I mean, Mussolini used to stand like that all the time and yeah, the asshole had a shit ton of confidence (ugh), but I don't think that the stance itself was the cause, lol.
"the person you love most will most hurt you. Not mother" It was 1am and almost dieing of laughter
Same
9:57 that was my first thought as well, i immediately though that steve was an executioner 🤭
Same
ive been watching your videos all day and the second that i turned on your notifs you posted a video, this is obviously the best investment i’ve ever made in my Entire Life thanks
Jennifer C Lopez welcome to the Greg family
this has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals
alyssa lol
Maybe it’s the fact that it’s 3 am as I’m watching this but I can’t stop laughing “not mother...”
“I always hear dead people laughing” BITCH IM CRYING LAUGHING
I’m glad I’m not the only one
the person you love the most will hurt you the most NOT MOTHER
Lmao Same
heh.. fact..
Fany Lorena I hear them all the time as well
Danny: What's up Greg
The one guy named Greg: :O
the way danny did the intro gives me vibes of the school counselor doing presentations to teach kids things they already knew about the internet
when you stood like a superhero I died I'm so not used to seeing youtubers legs 😭😭
Like WHAT your not just a head and a torso what's happening
UA-camrs don't have legs. It was edited.
how old are u because imo its really not a big deal
Boi got some thicc thighs
@@blinkbubs3994 wow u must b fun at parties
blink bubs kkoo
8:16 THE WAY YOU SAY MOTHER SOUNDS EXACTLY HOW BUSTER WOULD SAY IT IN ARRESTED DEVELOPMEMT
Melia ogle HE'S A MONSTER
IMMMM-
I LOVE DAT SHOOOOWW
I was going to comment this good job
Melia ogle i was thinking the same thing
Plot twist: they murdered their friend, set fire to him, used his ashes as bait to hide them, and this facts instagram just solved the case
*Danny solved the case
@Ella Vannatter Yes! Communism
Everytime Danny does the “Mother” bit he always reminds me of Cicero from the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim.
Every time I hear it I think the same thing. lol finally someone else said it 😂
*was he married to a guitar*
lol exactly as i read this comment he said that in the video 😂
*_Yes_*
I think giving a dead person on a flight a eye mask, gin and tonic and the newspaper was not to let the other passengers know that there was a dead person on the flight, and make them look like they fell asleep
Plot of Weekend At Bernie's
GingerCoughDrops Yehh i get that part , but the gin and tonic is a little unnecessary..
@@jalisaalanaye1662
"Why is that 6 year old drinking a gin and tonic?"
"I don't know, but at least he's not dead."
"oh look, two men about to die on a wind turbine... should i call the police..? ...nah, i'll just take a picture, and post it on granny facts!"
It made me feel sad lol
The fuck would the police do? Shoot the turbine?
fun fact: your hair grows at 27 meters a second but you don’t know it because there’s a secret elf on your shoulder cutting it
What a diligent little fellow
I live in Philadelphia I remember when the robot came to our city and we destroy it. It was all over the news. We were so embarrassed. We were cringing for days.
Lol
City of brotherly love eh😒
beautyandtheoffbeats great job
same i live in Philly too! And it was ALL OVER THE NEWS!!!! City of Brotherly Love?
I think giving the dead people a drink and a newspaper (y'know, if that account *didn't* just make that up) was probably more for fellow passengers, but it is kind of funny to imagine air flight staff dressing up some dead guy and giggling to themselves.
i googled it, and no. it WAS for the dead person. They'd put the gin and paper on the tray
Maybe to make others think they're alive so they dont panic
@@Random-sk6hm I feel like I'd still be alarmed if I saw flight staff dressing up some unconscious guy.
Why would they be giggling if someone just died on their plane 😳
If it was obvious he was dead, they had a storageplace for a dead body somewhere, but in general they tried to act like they were sleeping.
“Nobody is real in this world except for Mother” sounds like something Archer would say
Or Buster Bluth
That's actually the two first name who popped into my head. That and Norman Bates
Also Futurama
yes
I kind of wish Danny would re-use that “Believe it!” sound in some videos. Also, that knuckle-cracking bit was great.
You are freakin hilarious
Goat
right back at ya
Vlog Creations and Danny Gonzalez are the the two funniest UA-cam accounts ever 😍💯
THIS IS *HECKING* AMAIZNG
Me: I’m sorry...we have to break up
My friend: You know we’re just friends right? You can’t just break up with me.
Me: But I’m poor, and poor people can’t have friend! It’s a truth of life!
Is your friend..your girlfriend/boyfriend?
@@fouryou2887 isn't it fucking obvious? He literally just said: "You know we can't break up, we're just friends, right?"
He LITERALLY said *We're just friends, right?*
Idiot.
@@junosdeath dude chill it was a joke
What
YourNeighborhoodViolet u good...?
Did you know
Danny's nutcrackers are taking over the world
Hamilton :0
aLexAnder hAmiLton
@@k444ng your username makes me happy :)
Yes
@@k444ng I hecking love your username :0
Fun fact: The superhero stance is actually proven to work. but you have to be looking in a mirrior and have your arms stretched out upward. it was proven that many people that were previously shy did well in interviews because the stance made them confident.
“If I took an IQ test, I’d ace it!”
Somethings not right here.
Ace - 63
@@Cat-yx7xc nice
Why does it make me so uncomfortable when Danny says “mother”
j nicole Same! I was having a nice day, binge watching Danny Gonzalez, and then he said “mother…” and I got this weird feeling
Muthurr
@@beepbeeplettuce4608 😄
on one video he said it is really weird to say 'mummy' but his'muthar' sounds like the hitchcock psycho guy
was it a hum, or just a noise?
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C'mon, believe it, it was just a noise man, please!
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Victoria P i will never be able to sleep again
Vsause?
Another answer about the quiz with Steve : He was robbing a bank or something, had everyone held at gun point, but without knowing it was Steve, his wife rebelled and Steve shot her.
Fact: Greg is the strongest army
That is a facty fact
Don't look it up, though.
Believe it !
hakim amalou *fastest growing
BTS A.R.M.Y is the strongest army i mean we're all lunatics quite literally. Greg can be 2nd though
Possible answers for the "Steve Killed His Wife" riddle.
The one that Danny read out: His wife was sentenced to death and he was the one to execute her.
Danny's suggestion: All the witnesses were blind.
He killed all the witnesses.
He killed himself.
Steve's wife is a tomato.
he did it at an insane asylum, and al the witnesses were mentally unstable, therefore making them untrustworthy witnesses?
Maybe poison? Or dropped something in her drink that she choked on?
Me: potatoes arent funny like what
Commenters: haha potato go brr
Well to be fair, if the witnesses were blind they could still very much hear a murder going on.
Steve was Schizophrenic
I stood in a superhero stance for 7 hours and my testosterone is too high. Please help
help is on the way ms. fletcher
idax111 the police are on their way
I cant even sleep 7 for hours
There is no help, you're too far gone
That speech at the start is what my parents would tell me before they broke the news that they found my search history
8:54 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "The people who love you the most, will hurt you the most!"
"Not Mother!"
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*Hey guys! I found the stories behind all the facts!!!*
1) The woman in the first story was real! She was a black woman who lived in Blackville, South Carolina named Essie Dunbar. She died in 1955, 47 years after she was accidentally pronounced dead having a terrible seizure!
2) I mean ... I guess we'll never be as cool as him...
3) Pedro Martin Ureta's wife died in the 1970's. Him and his 4 kids hand planted each individual tree in memory of her. She loved guitars.
4) IT ACTUALLY WAS IN HIS WILL LOL. Ron Harper asked his friends to scatter some of his ashes on the lake they went to the year before he passed away of cancer. But he also asked them to use some of his ashes as BAIT. They mixed them with meat, ended up catching one of the biggest fish that’s ever been caught in the area.
5) Social psychologist Amy Cuddy gave a talk at the TEDGlobal 2012 about the scientific evidence behind power posing. Her research showed that standing or sitting a certain way, even for two minutes, raises testosterone levels and lowers the stress hormone cortisol.
6) Yea.. i .. i don't care enough to do research on this fact lol.
7) hitchBOT was created as a social experiment. The first hitchBOT was actually successful and managed to hitchhike across Canada and into Europe! The one in the United States however was found decapitated in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ... almost immediately after it's release...
8) Actually neither it's eyes nor mouth are in the picture. The "eyes" are just the bases of the antenna, and the "mouth" is a crease in the face. The teeth are bristles.
9) I can't confirm whether or not it was every really considered "procedure", but it seems like when someone dies on a plane the body is typically left in it's seat and covered with a blanket (often moved to first class). But their are stories of British airlines giving eyemasks on and placing vodka tonics in peoples hands to "maintain dignity and respect for someone who passed away."
10) Air needs to escape your face for humming to be possible. If your nose is plugged you can hum with your mouth open. Idc .. i actually don't count just making a noise as a hum >_> your not humming if your nose is blocked... i'm sorry danny.
11) ... okay.
12) Eli Thompson, the baby born without a nose, died at 2 years old in March of 2017 :(
13) what the FUCK??? lmao
14) Umm true. Surprisingly creepy.
15) It sounds like someone murdered their wife and is asking for advice using a hypothetical situation.
16) Okay.
17) Sad.
18) Pattie Mallette (Bieber's mother) suffered sexual abuse. After converting to Christianity she adopted a pro-life mindset and decided not to abort.
Spoiled Rat 12.) The two men, only 19 and 21, were on top of a wind turbine in Deltawind’s Piet de Wit, a wind farm in the Netherlands, when there was an electrical short. They were 263 ft above the ground, doing routine maintenance only for the fire to trap them. It was almost impossible for firefighters to put out the blaze since it was so high. They held on to each other as the fire spread, one man burned alive, the other fell to his death.
SilentMidnightWinter omg that is way too sad. thanks for adding though ❤️
Actually most commercial airliners have a coffin for corpses. They keep them in there until they land.
Breach Yes, that's true they put corpses in the underside of the plane for transport. However, they can't put them in a coffin while in flight. There's literally no room to do that and where would they put it after they got him in the coffin. It would also attract too much attention and cause panic in the plane. Where would they even get the coffin and hide it in the cabin?
SilentMidnightWinter it isn't a coffin, i forvot what its called, but it's like a place where they pur rhe corpses on an airplane
“My testosterone levels are off the charts right now”💀😂
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I finally understand why Danny is so successful, he used the superhero stance for two minutes once.
😂😂😂
I choked when the ant came on screen