Next time you call people in an HOA as the HOA, it would be very funny if you told men that the neighborhood ratio of men to women was unacceptable, and that they would need to identify as a woman to stay in the neighborhood.
BRAD, I just want you to know that I've been a fan for almost 10 years, I don't comment or recommend anything towards you and your amazing show until now, However, I'm a 50yo husband and father who refuses to grow up. And is often listening while at work to pass my day. Thank you for the laughs and brighten the gloomy days!!! LETS GO BRAD-ON!!! Marvin from Camano Island Washington
I’m listening to this at work right now and a FEDEX driver just pulled up and handed me an OPENED BOX while apologizing because he accidentally delivered it to the wrong place down the road and they had opened it because the address label was vague. He said “I don’t know what it is but it has these little metal pieces inside” as he stuck his hand inside and pulled out one of the pieces to show me lol This episode was playing in my earbuds as this happened! What kind of weird simulation am I living in?
@@OliveMule Besides the whole scenario being a wild coincidence, what got me was that the delivery guy somehow thought it was ok to nonchalantly dig around in the box because it was already open. Like wth man!
A matrix. But don’t worry, it is in fact being taken down piece by piece as I type. Many timelines are now merging. You will wake up on a new planet soon. Don’t worry about the porch pirates, they just people too, and they need to get theirs too.
That lady with the lattice work all over her backyard kept saying the f#ck word and I’m a Christian. I can’t hear words like f#ck, c#nt, sh%t, d@mn, p#ssy, d%ck, butt and crap!! Arbie, I’m not saying those words in your chat, you sh#t-pants fool! I love you! Bye!
Funny show one day you should create a Carlito soundboard or bot and bring Carlito back to life and mess with people. I heard a couple of his shows he is hilarious. You could probably do it for a Halloween episode. The return of Carlito.
That lady that was gonna see Arbies bum said she was driving in a Desert Storm situation. Does she mean she was at war for a bit while driving? Brad, next time you hear a box ticking just throw it out the truck and get away! Dousing it with water prolly not the best way to disarm it!! 😆
Next time you call people in an HOA as the HOA, it would be very funny if you told men that the neighborhood ratio of men to women was unacceptable, and that they would need to identify as a woman to stay in the neighborhood.
Duuuude genius plot
YESSSS
lol Funny. They might believe it.
The oldies are going to love this!
Great idea. That would be hilarious
BRAD, I just want you to know that I've been a fan for almost 10 years, I don't comment or recommend anything towards you and your amazing show until now, However, I'm a 50yo husband and father who refuses to grow up. And is often listening while at work to pass my day. Thank you for the laughs and brighten the gloomy days!!! LETS GO BRAD-ON!!! Marvin from Camano Island Washington
25:31 The sparrow is so adorable! ❤
I’m listening to this at work right now and a FEDEX driver just pulled up and handed me an OPENED BOX while apologizing because he accidentally delivered it to the wrong place down the road and they had opened it because the address label was vague. He said “I don’t know what it is but it has these little metal pieces inside” as he stuck his hand inside and pulled out one of the pieces to show me lol This episode was playing in my earbuds as this happened! What kind of weird simulation am I living in?
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Lol @ "the address was vague" 😭😂🤣😅😭😂😍
@@OliveMule Besides the whole scenario being a wild coincidence, what got me was that the delivery guy somehow thought it was ok to nonchalantly dig around in the box because it was already open. Like wth man!
A matrix. But don’t worry, it is in fact being taken down piece by piece as I type. Many timelines are now merging. You will wake up on a new planet soon. Don’t worry about the porch pirates, they just people too, and they need to get theirs too.
Whoa that’s wild. Life is strange.
You don't know how much I needed a show today. Thanks, Brad!
Whatever your dealing with will get better buddy!
Brad has literally saved millions of lives. God bless you, Brad!
Me too. I've been thinking about ending my life but then this comes out. Thanks Brad.
Porch piracy would be almost eliminated if all drivers buried the packages in the backyard
the big red X makes it so that only the most swashbucklin' of pirates can succeed
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Man, these old people retirement neighborhoods are such slow burners.. worth every senile moment!!
Brad has prolonged my existence another hour 28 minutes
Is that how long i wasted my life here????
try ricky gervais xfm show bro
Stfu and grow up
Stfu and grow up
Grow up
OMG! A Midnight Madness reference at 40:19?! So awesome!!
aw SHIT FUCK! It's the Snow Plow Show! so black n goopy
Cool yo, lets tune in!
It's the main man himself!
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@@fingersniffer7050 We're ummm, Mobil North. . . . .
I just moved into my new house, so now I'm for sure gonna have to worry about porch pirates. Thanks slot Brad!
Dont forget the hobos too
@@leroyjenkins1568 never forget the hobos
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I think you may have called the ghost of Blue Iris...
lol
Lattice Work and Shrubbery are my new favorite Grandpa Brad words
That lady with the lattice work all over her backyard kept saying the f#ck word and I’m a Christian. I can’t hear words like f#ck, c#nt, sh%t, d@mn, p#ssy, d%ck, butt and crap!! Arbie, I’m not saying those words in your chat, you sh#t-pants fool! I love you! Bye!
Thank you Ron.
New sub here from Eugene, Or. Your my favorite celebrity!
Ideal for my Friday ketamine sesh, love it
Carlito ruled
Funny show one day you should create a Carlito soundboard or bot and bring Carlito back to life and mess with people. I heard a couple of his shows he is hilarious. You could probably do it for a Halloween episode. The return of Carlito.
Rest in peace Carlito!
goopy
Some random ups driver is gonna get shot by an old dude now
Thanks for the Goonies reference
Been listening to the legally required delivery prank with Carlito all week
It's hilarious, glad you bought it up as other people need to hear it.
1:06:20 she said that with the voice of RBCP
Thanks Bradley, love ya.
Richard Samuel McGravy Von Wolfenstein Jordan
I ❤️ Brad.
Brad, this might be worth an update. Oakview now has 35 reviews and 5 stars. All raving about the free water.
hi, Roy
Yes the squirrels are back!
The best end of a great day, thanks Brad! 🥳 🌵🌵
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Is anyone from Romania watching? 🇷🇴
My whole back yard is lattice work
keep up the good work
FIND THE 8800 KEYS!
Take that, Crimson!
You should always read the directions or else you might break the plastic nubs
I am just going to help you with your carts
Brad thanks from redding California.
Bradley.
Cactus
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Thank GAWD!!
That lady that was gonna see Arbies bum said she was driving in a Desert Storm situation. Does she mean she was at war for a bit while driving? Brad, next time you hear a box ticking just throw it out the truck and get away! Dousing it with water prolly not the best way to disarm it!! 😆
0 views and still 8 comments. Guess I'll never be first
Excellent a new video thanks brad, filthyfeline awaaaaaaaaaaaay !
uh oh, stinky
Mhmm~
I’m a giraffe
I'm a fat
JIMB..
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Doesn't ..everyone sleep naked?
When you call old people could you use corny old fashioned phrases like silly goose, lucky duck, hush up, etc. I think it’d be funny
I didn't like 97% of Carlito but r.i.p
Ok episode but NOT THE BEST... in fact, I was YAWNING through the whole thing, Brad... lol... your listeners are ruining your awesome show... lol...
USA sucks
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Just the title alone tells me we're in for a good one 😂🌎☄️🏜️
Mr Dobalina.
Bradley.
Bradley.
Bradley.