Donatello Gets Screwed
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Splinter loved all three of his ninja turtles equally.
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You'd be surprised how many martial arts weapons are glorified gardening tools.
Right you are.
Zoe Hinton Who cares?
It's just an interesting bit of history.
No its not.
It is to me.
"You smell like strawberries"
thank you for noticing
+Drop Shot Asian I died
I said that to a hot redhead and my groin still hurts. LOL jk
😂😂😂😂
Ichigo
He wears a diaper on his face but taking a stick is where he draws the line.
hey, play nice! I read that donatellah has stick-ptsd
not in ROTTMNT bro
I like how they put 2003 splinter with the 1980 turtles
jeff peake she is not a nerd
1987 Turtles. They didn't exist in 1980.
@@Chalor. pretty sure they meant 1980's. but congratulations, you know something.
RazorBladeDoesMusic true
@@Chalor. I think he meant "80's"
LoL Splinter's accent is all over the place. Is he Italian, Japanese or Arab?
Josey Anomalous Yes
Italian.
Actually, he's Japanese. But the actor who did his voice here sounded more French to me
Josey Anomalous german
schackmountain o.0
1:41 "Don'tatellme" Donatello, I'm still laughing about that,
ElViejoMundo me too hahah
@Caleb Mayfield I see you saw ERB too xDD
I know Right LMAO 🤣
Donatell me who- oh damn, someone already made that joke
This is gold, especially because Donatello is in fact such an integral member of the team but is very much left standing in the shadows of his flashy popular brothers.
Raphael is cool because he's a rebel with anger management issues, teenagers relate to him.
Leonardo has cool swords and is the leader, coolness impersonified.
And Michelangelo likes to party and is funny and cool.
And Donatello?
He's an awkward introverted tech geek, not so cool.
But anyone with a half functioning brain knows that without Donatello there woundn't be the TMNT.
His genius has saved them many times before, so in my eyes he's most usefull of all the turtles.
sir, this is a wendy's
anyone with a half functioning brain...
whoa, what a mature comment, KRANG
I'm currently rewatching TMNT after I saw a comment stating that Donatello almost had no screen time and never stood out but I remembered otherwise. And now I can safely say I cannot understand how anyone could have come to that conclusion. He did a shit ton of useful things. Also, it's funny because I now recognize somethings as inside jokes in ROTMNT. :)
Facts! Especially in the cartoons, he invented MANY things that helped save the day.
And in the movies, he was always partnering with the techies to help fix or solve something.
Facts
I just noticed Slpinter's description of the turtles is the theme song.
♫ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♫
♫ Raphael is cool but crude
♫ Michelangelo is a party dude
XD
he is rude
how long did that take?
nice one of those days ago when the kids are doing well and the kids in bed with your mom and dad and my phone was dead or alive and then we have been able to make you feel about that one day at work and then you can see it on your iPhone number for a few hours ago and it is not going anywhere else tosay is not going out tonight or tomorrow morning at the moment but I'mgoing is that you can use it as an hour ago but I'm sure he will be there at the kids to school for a while ago but I don't like the kids to bed soon as possible
ejviczo🐢🐢🐢🐢🍕🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕☁⛅❄⛄🌜🌛🌜🌛🌛🌜🌛🌛🌜🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚
This title was misleading. **Zips up pants**
dsadaw wadsd n o p e
😂😂😂
Lmfao
lmfao
Lmao
''Poke a couple of holes on that diaper & slap it on your face''
I died.
Instant mask.
Funny
You obviously didn't.
Ashley Reinhardt "and hurry up before your new name is shitstick" lmfao!!!
I died when I heard that
Donatello was and still is my favourite. Actually, him using a stick as his weapon makes him badass. It's like saying he doesnt need sharp weapons to beat people up.
U remember writing this comment?
It also mean he is allowed to use his weapon. Leo and Raph need to sheathe theirs
@@grimshock6983 stop liking ur own comments
I like how he puts the diaper on his face easily but doesnt want to pick up the stick
Donatello gets screwed? My ass. Leonardo is the one that gets screwed. He's not even allowed to use his weapon. Seriously, watch TMNT. Any version of it. He NEVER slices anyone. He's not allowed to. It's a kid's show.
***** In the 2003 Series, he didn't cut the Shredder's head off. Their swords collided with each other and then for some random reason, Shredder's head just flopped off his head.
*****
Okay fine. They can hit robots. But, that's about it. And, as TheBaileyAce said, he didn't REALLY cut off his head.
THANK YOU! finally someone understands.
true but there was a good reason for that considering the first comics showed them having guns and constantly shooting people.
Or Raphael.
His accent is more Italian than Japanese...
And the ninja turtles are less ninjas and more samurais
@@Julia53808 I'm not sure Splinter counts as an employer.
Makes sense, considering his interest in renaissance artists.
Guys seriously though...without Donatello the team would be incredibly fucked. He makes the gadgets, does all the science shit and has all the answers. All the other turtles are great (I'm a Leo Gal) but he's the only one who is utterly essential.
Rachel Walsh but.... He's dead.
George Janke he's in a coma. but yeah i don't know how they're are managing. The comics have a very different style to the cartoons from my understanding, and focus a lot more on the fighting.
Rachel Walsh Anyone could manage without Donatello. Just nuke Shredder. All of a sudden, you don't need to mutate any turtle ninjas at all.
Pretty sure he could screw them over if he was evil like
I question... where does donnie get all his stuff for making gadgets? in fact- where do the turtles get anything at all? they have no income!!!
I always liked Donatello because he actually had brains ... something college students definitely don't appreciate. This video makes sense.
I kinda thought that Raph is the one that Splinter would be hard on because of his anti-social behavior. Raph's my favorite, though.
sounds like someone didnt go to college
Oh, I did. But you didn't put an apostrophe in "didnt." Sounds like someone didn't go to grade school.
Krshwunk sorry. I forgot i had to impress you with my proper grammar, internet stranger. either way, you are generalizing so automatic logical fallacy
You are forgiven regarding your grammar. Also, what fallacious generalization are you accusing me of?
Everyone just treats Donnie like shit......but I admit that was hilarious.
yes
I feel like Mikey’s the one who gets treated like shit, not Donnie
@@leonarddurac9495more on Raph
These turtles are the turtles from the 1987 cartoon.
This Master Splinter is from the 2003 cartoon.
*LOGIC 100%*
Splinter: nerd 🤓
"It's your turn to give me my sponge bath.
"Again?! Why is it always my turn?!"
LOL. Favorite part.
Donatello is the reason the Turtles have survived as long as they have. He invented all their weapons, vehicles and gadgets.
Exactly
I guess Donatello got the short end of the stick :D
Stuart Taylor short end of the sh*t stick
.....
"We need to hangout more "
"You smell like strawberries "
WTF! XD
I have this theory that the turtles' weapons were chosen to mirror their personalities. Michelangelo is the joker, the party dude, the class clown, so he gets a weapon that requires control and discipline to master. Raphael is a hothead who love a good brawl, so he gets the sai, which are generally used to defend/disarm rather than attack. Donatello is the brains of the group, he's the kind of guy who overthinks everything, likes his gadgets and gizmos, so he has a simple weapon to remind him that sometimes you need to keep things simple.
What about leo then?
@@StoogesTheTwo He's the most wise and passive of the group, so he gets the weapon that's specifically designed to kill people, just as a reminder that sometimes its ok to cut loose.
You know that the ninja turtles are named after Reinassance painters, right? Well, Donatello lived a century before Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello. Even in real history he's the black sheep lol
Interesting. I didn't know that. Then again, Leonardo and Michelangelo are pretty much the only ones ever talked about in school, or in general. I feel like the other two may have come up in my classes once or twice during Elementary School, but that's it.
gurvmlk Living in Italy, I had to study every one of them. Even Donatello got like 1 month of lessons...
Christian Jiang Makes sense. Living in the States, I probably never would've even known about Raphael (or Raffaello as you put it; not sure if that's a typo or the actual name) or Donatello if not for the Turtles. They're never talked about, and I can't even remember for sure if they did ever come up in school or not.
U spelled Raphael wrong
Kassidy Reynolds Sorry. In Italian it's Raffaello, not Raphael.
Donnie's my favorite turtle tho
in NinjaTurtle video games i 've played, Donatelo has the longest reach for his attacks, so he's usually my favorite.
#Leo4Laif
keepmeposted25 Donnie for life! Bo is my favourite weapon, even though I also use swords.
wolfmatic lo
keepmeposted25
Sure make fun of the guy who can turn a garbage truck into a transformer.
The insult is more than meets the eye lol
Best comment. 👆
@@robo4943 robots in disguise
back when collegehumor actually censored swearing
Shotty116 I know right?
Emerald Dynamo lol, guess it was for effect or something? Or did they actually used to censor stuff?
They more of had too, youtube actually had it in their rules back then.
+Shotty1🐻🐷🐽🐷😩😩😩😩😨😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😵😣😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😶😶😵😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Four Side Gaming people like AVGN exacted back then and he's known for being vulgar
I need a full animated series with a Splinter like this, the accent especially was something
So... He doesn't want to pick up the shit stick... And yet he doesn't complain about putting a used diaper on his face.?
Exactly what I was saying
priorities!
Willem Maas not to mention it's filled with shit
Willem Maas
Willem Maas hb
Give my boy respect! He even defeated the Shredder in another universe!
You mean that season 3 2003 episode ? Broo that episode hits hard everytime I see it 😢
I guess he got the short end of the stick... Ugh.. I suck...
Umneriko shit end*
Donatello sounds like kermit kind of
IKR!
Then it's settled, NERD!
Oh god I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
go do the machines. hard me dying
Anybody notice that the sewage landed on poor Donatello's bed? Poor guy.
[insert making bed joke here]
Really shit the bed.
Donatello is basically the middle child😢😂
In ROTTMNT he ain’t he is literally 2nd born r u dumb boi
Donatello is my favorite....
Mine too
mine too :/
Mine 2 ......
yeah like why would he do that to Donatello? Also who made splinter a bully
Mine too
Why has Splinter got a stereotypical Italian accent?
I NOTICED THAT IMD
Don't you mean Japanese?
Imphmon No.
Tugg Speedman It's like Japanese mixed with Italian
It seemed like the creator thought that a Japanese accent consists of awkward word pronunciation (that doesn't even sound that Asian) and every word ending with a "uh" sound.
Funny how he rags on Donnie and gives Mikey all the credit of being cool when Mikey can't do shit half the time XD
actually mikey can do alot he is smart too just because he likes to have fun doesn't mean he cant do anything
Well I'm just saying, in the original, Splinter said that Mikey was still learning how to use the Nunchku. In TMNT and TMNT: Fast Forward he wasn't really the best either. And in actuality that weapon isn't even a real weapon, its a tool for threshing wheat. Whereas the Sai and Bo Staff were also tools but then outfitted for battle. Then again I'm not trying to sway your opinion or make you mad, I'm just stating my opinion.
Sterling Silver lgnore the 3 tv shows, the comics are where it's at '_')
Actually there were five
Sterling Silver The one from the late 80s , the early 2000s, and the current one that is on Nickelodeon as of yet. The live tv show isn't quite relevant. Also, the movies(4) stand alone, with some tie-ins
Poor Donatello, he is my favourite :(
Looks like Donatello got the short stick in life.
*The short SHIT Stick... 😎👉
i want to slap splinter so much
poor donatello ;~;
AND GIVE HIM SOME PIZZA DAMN IT!!
I know. Donatello is my favorite!
Yeah it's satire, but we can still discuss it. So long as it can be conducted civilly.
Very well. Carry on. :)
He totally deserved from the humiliation he got.
Tiana Orlando What did I do?
2:17
Donatello's room
Spring Trap "Jeremy" oh s**t yea XD
I know i was dying of laughter XD
Husk
*i did not see that..*
Uff
I can relate to Donatello
This is the funniest video I have ever seen. I'm serious. Even a little bit better than the best Robot Chicken show... Thank you, collegehumor guys.
Poor, poor Donatello...
I love Donatello. Purple is the best color. Staffs kick ass. And he's great with tech. Awesomes
John Smith me too
"Bring it in yez" " You smell like strawberries" omfg
Lol!!! Poor Donnie, but that was freaking hilarious!
+Allyson Reyes I love how splinter says hurry up or your new name will be shit stick
Yo shut your face
HIS NAME IS SHIT STICK
Apocalypse Arisen
I believe that's your name /:
it was a joke
Wish they went back to making stuff like this :/
+103SuperDog Yeah college humor isn't funny anymore
+Toe Joe but this is better
Their still funny
Donatello's stick is the most useful weapon with ninja turtles...the katanas were never used except for cutting pizzas
Donatello is the smartest, funniest and the one who came up with all the gadgets
If it wasn't for Donetellos smarts i bet you 3 of those turtles wouldn't be there right now
He asked him was he good at machines then calls him a nerd😂😂😂
Michelangelo, you are-a one-a serious-a party duuuuuuuuuuude-a.
Donatello is freaking epic!!!
That's mean.
Chelsea Chapman IKR
And there was lots of swearing that is so not cool.
Chelsea Chapman What did you expect from a college humor video?
quiet, shit-u-stick-u, we all know that's you commenting
I was expecting this to be them getting Donatello laid.
I would have preferred that premise, to be honest.
Two years later, Donatello would build a mother fucking Gundam and kill everyone.
So, he's perfectly fine with putting a used diaper on his face but doesn't want to pick up a shit stick?
No love for Donatello that sucks he's great
Donatello deserves a smart hug.
can't believe this video is 14 years old
Can’t believe you posted a comment about it you must be really amazed or something like or that or you haven’t been on UA-cam very long.
at 1:21, when he says "Shit" and it gets "Bleeped", I hear a second, faint non-bleeped Shit when I am wearing my head phones...
Yes, I hear a faint sound saying shit in the right headphone
***** beeps are what keeps everyone sane. nobody like you mute! Mute: *cries in corner*
Poor Donatello. He had to put shit on his face.
*cough* he made those damn fan fics for that show, he deserves it *cough*
Donatello is the brightest.
A bo staff is actually a fantastic weapon in the hands of someone who knows how to use it.
Donatello is the best ninja turtle
I feel sorry for poor Donnie. I still died laughing though.
Donatello. *He does machines.*
Who remembers watching this as a kid and is watching it again for old times
rat dude: -sniffs- you smell likea strawberries
no i dont have time for cartoon :3
Sgt Kululu But you have time for SGT.Frog dont you? lol
yup
Michelangelo's air guitar = legendary
Poor Donnie. D: *hugs Donatello* It was funny, though.
+I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL
Ewww don't touch him he has shit all over him !
+The Glorious GeneralDerpSide lol who doesn't if they live in the sewers
+I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL WATER JETPACK FLUDD ACTIVATE!
❤
Donatello probably the one who built the hot tub Splinter is sitting in, yet Splinter still take the piss out of him..
"Yeah, pizza! We don't get that often!"
"You smell like strawberries " *SNIFF*
Splinter likes pizza?
"Makalangelo"😂😂😂 I died😂
*whispers "you smell-a like strawberries."
"You smell like strawberries" will always get me XD
Donnie's my favorite and I still thought this was funny as hell. Great job.
0:46
Rocksteady was ASS-king for it.
you know what screw these people, like to mess with me but not leo,raph,or mikey.thats not fair
I agree with Donatello
Preach Donatello u r my favorite
Conan Chaboyer THANK YOU
Cassandra Todd I can save the world by him self...no swet
Donatello
fuck u college humour master splinter will never do that.dickholes
"yua smell lika strawberries"💀💀
2:37
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:22 hug
Joke's on you, Donatello is the only useful turtle in the original NES game.
People underestimate how deep a sharp Splinter can cut 😢
I don't think anyone knows but, Splinter was kinda saying parts of the intro of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like for eg when he said' Raphael is cool but crude' and 'Michelangelo is a party dude'.
this video makes me hate splinter but feel really sorry for donnie
I dont
It's nice to see Splinter let loose.
First this then they kill him off in the comic
Poor Donny
hall632 That post gave me Ebola :(
Mario Bouchard 👍
hall632 WHAT! tell me your kidding they did not kill don
hall632 WHAT! tell me your kidding they did not kill don
hardwirecars well bebop and rocksteady smashed his shell with a sledgehammer in the comic. Unsure if he is dead but the writers have left us all guessing
Donatello is definitely my favorite but he is surely the odd one out. He is the only one who isn't really named after a 'Renaissance Master.' Way to show the love, Master Splinter.
Donnie put a diaper on his face, but draws the line at grabbing a stick
I thought that mikey would be the one who didnt get a mask and weapon. I mean there was a whole episode dedicated to mikey not being promoted in ninjitsu...
What episode is that?
Roy Logan S5E13
Dakota Conn thanks
Dakota Conn are you sure. I watched that episode, had to fight cyber shreddeder or something.
its the fast forward season. episode 13 i believe.
I'm in the weird part of youtube again...
This is the weird part to you? You haven't seen much shit man
XD
Can you peeps stop using that sentence for a second..
Darude Sandstorm. Swag. Swerve. Dank. MLG.
Gosh, you're the worst.
Castle Black who?
I now I now
a staff is better than sai's and FAR better than nunchuks.
and a skilled practitioner could easily best someone with a katana(s)
Nope. katanas cut straight throght that sh*t stick. What if the person with katanas was a skilled practitioner 2? You said it yourself. The guy has to be a Skilled and Practitiond. only then will he be better. Which he wont be. steel vs wood covered w/ crap, steel wins!
Kav Thirteen haha, you haven't studied much Japanese history have you? the most famous duel in Japanese history was a guy (miyamoto mushi) with a wooden sword killing a guy (sasaki kojiro) with a steel sword.
all in all, the katana IS generally a better weapon. but, its not a surprise if someone with a staff or wooden sword beats someone with a steel sword.
I guess so. also that's both wierd and fasinating. learn somthin' new everyday.
***** he had carved it from a wooden paddle. so it was a crudely made bokken probably.
nonetheless, blunt wood beat sharp steel
***** um what?
“You do machines” is what I tell coworkers when they work in IT or our equipment.
That's what Donnie gets for spawning all that fucking inter-species fanfic rubbish about him and April =_=
Man, I haven't watched it, and THANK GOD, or else I would've puked my insides already.
APRIL IS MINE
The hell are you talking about, the new series turtles aren't idiots, they have aloft more personality then the many other turtles
Trevor Merritt
LOL, you had me in "aloft" and "then" xD
Makoto Mikami god dammit I hate when it does that, like who the hell uses aloft
Donatello is my favorite
Donatello really got the shit end of the stick...
Interspecies ORG xD This has to be the funniest thing I ever watched xD