Alien Professor Suspends Human for Missing Homework, Only to Discover It’s Key to Intergalactic Code

[@ashmoore9945]

Dig your stories, but man your monotone voice threatens to put me to sleep every time.

[@geofthompson3844]

That's actually why I like it 😂

[@cchastant8251]

Try it at 1.5 speed. Compressing it this way changes it.

[@RoKo-q2w]

Me too

[@arakheno4051]

Hate the AI voice. Boring.

[@cchastant8251]

Try different speeds. 1.5 does wonders for this one.

[@michaelreichwein3970]

Don't these people understand how pronouns work. Has woke invade the Syfy channel? I guess it's time to find another Universe to play in!

[@stephaniewilson3955]

'They' is shorthand for he, she or it. If that troubles you please leave.

[@margretrosenberg420]

Not buying it. I know too much about binary and that's not how it works.