@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since
Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over.. We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud
The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.
You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs
The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen
Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."
Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre : 2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida
Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you
2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao
@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though
You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.
My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.
Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.
There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...
The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.
I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️
No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.
4:09 The area of the Congo is about one third of the area of the contiguous United States. Its maximum width is about the same as the distance between Los Angeles and Dallas.
@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.
So from what I understand from being a biology major is that the reason these animals were so much larger is do to higher oxygen content in the environment, larger environmental range and more prey. This allowed for much larger mammels. Also in many of these areas during the time these large mammels were roaming different places on the planet there was less competition for food and resources. So genetically the largest and strongest were allowed to breed becoming enormous in size through out thousands of years.
Less competition leads to LESS pressure for the selection of the strongest/fastest/biggest animals. Having less competition for food and resources leads to stagnation in an evolutionary process. With little to no competition then there is effectively very little difference between the strongest and the weakest. They both live and they both reproduce so the evolution doesn't lead to much (if any) actual progress. This leads to situations where things like sharks end up being relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. This is because there is relatively very little competition for them and so there is little environmental pressure for them to change. More competition is what leads to meaningful evolution. There needs to be SOMETHING that makes life harder for the weak individuals and thus allows only the strongest ones to survive and reproduce. This is true of everything, not just individual species of life. Take a business in a highly competitive market vs one in a very "easy" market. The ones that have strong competition are the strongest and most evolved because the weakest ones are constantly disappearing. The ones that have no competition are basically the same as they were when they first opened because there is zero reason for them to change since they survive just fine exactly like they are. The constant threat of ceasing to exist is what drives evolution. Taking that away by making survival easy immediately stops evolution. Historically it actually puts things at a much higher risk of extinction once survival becomes difficult again. The last thing that you want to see in an evolutionary situation is less competition.
Great Show, don't mean to be Mr. Correction but Jaguars are native to South America. A Spotted Cat in DRC would have to be either a Leopard or a Cheetah as both are native to that part of the continent.
@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.
I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.
When I was 17 I went to Anchorage Alaska. And they have a museum there with a short face bear on display… this thing was so unbelievably massive, my head went a little higher then it’s knee. And I’m 5’1… in the museum it said they died off because during the ice age many animals couldn’t survive the harsh cold. Snow covered most of the ground so it made finding food hard for herbivores. Which caused a massive death in herbivores which made it hard for large carnivores to find enough food for their massive bodies. That’s why bears and lions got smaller, even wolves shrank to some degree. However with wolves they didn’t have such a hard time because they have the pack to support them. Other predators had to adapt in other ways
He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally
This guy’s on his way to getting the full Joe Rogan Experience for sure! If Joe brings up DMT, balloons and confetti will fall from the ceiling and a mariachi band will walk in.
Actually, wolves made the terror birds go extinct because wolves hunted them down and also were also better at hunting than them, leaving them with no prey.
Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.
🤣😂🤣
78Biggmike
jamie is the sexy version
Bloop bloop
Nice
More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery
Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear
In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes
Eric Hernandez underrated.
Lmfaooo!
Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this
@@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.
😂😂😂
It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol
No shit
@Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.
@Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds
Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate
They are the best fighters!
JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees
Good
Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are
@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since
You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face
@@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly
"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)
💀💀💀
Isn’t he 5’8
@@scoott8605 Nah fam
@@colt7526 Check your source
He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol
Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US.
Joe: must be like 30% of the US
The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.
"29 times smaller."?
Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."
Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion?
Roe Jogan: At least a trillion
@@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.
@@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.
This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen
Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma
Christina Diaz dmt too
Instant classic.
I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.
@@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.
needs DMT
Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂
Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales
And the bigass birts!
Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over..
We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud
And thats why we love him
Or mma
The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.
You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs
The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people
@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe
😭😭😭
Joe is only 5 7 tho lol
Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short
@@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!
@@joshhansen5259 😂😂
I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about
Google image urself u lazy F
I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.
JTsuits ok boomer
JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass
JTsuits what’s up man big fan
All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.
🤣😂😅
I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣
So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?
The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone
Oj?
man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels
Your picture tho.... why
He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood
@@howard1852 never forget bro
We need Jamie as a guest
We need him as the host
i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen
Still not as bad as cassowaries.
Looks like a Skeksis
Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁
I’m not sure if i believe this shoebills are pretty docile when it comes to humans. Like why lie? Either you are or someone did to you
this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever
Probably
If only it involved dmt
Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens
Its entirely possible
Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa"
Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..."
Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear
Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear"
Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."
Hahaha shit you ask siri
Hahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂
Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!
Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.
Joe: It's Bigger
Her: it's 29 times smaller
Joe: the WIDTH
HER:🙄
Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre :
2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida
Amazing comment
Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you
Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...
The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony
Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it
@@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol
Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭
Classic
Hahaha classic
Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan
"Look at the hog on him phew"
I wanna see
Packin schmeat
I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals
2,209 lbs
According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan
Lol
I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂
I wasn't impressed.
@@tdestroyer4780 Ok
@@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic
Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂
liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!
Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!!
There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...
Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao
@@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol
its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....
Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..
Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well
Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best
Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!
I could swear I've seen this title before
Multiple times actually
This is Joe’s bread and butter.
No, no, no, now are terror birds too!
Every other month on JRE
Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.
@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though
You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa
@@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.
@@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.
Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍
You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.
I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.
My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO
My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.
Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.
There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...
Can humans interact with it anyway?
@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion
@@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).
Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds
Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback
i always referred to them as shit raptors
Hill fuckers is my nickname
To terror birds not me...
Looooool, good one 😂
roid dodos
Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.
North Carolina
Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL
jbroti 004 just in america in general
Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯
NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.
8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.
Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan
"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant"
"Jamie look it up."
"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏
Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆
Nobody:
Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier
LOL.
THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators
He has champ
Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?”
Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”
*crunchy djent guitar*
RIP AND TEAR
Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo
hed shit his pants
@@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army
Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut
He would start monologuing to a Trex
when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming
Joe: you seen those American terror birds?
Australians: you have casuaries too?
I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.
Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.
"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020
The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣
This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.
The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.
This fact doesn't tickle their mystery boners though
3:28
"They have scat samples"
imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶
I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year
Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan
Joe "there was an African lion that used to live here" Rogan
I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️
I'm couch bound with a banged up knee and I've fallen down a Joe Rogan rabbit hole. Endless entertainment.
11:50 he has to be on a mound^^
why do you think the thing keeps upright and doesn't topple over? :P
its lodged into a heavy block of something.
No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.
A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely
Impossible
He meant a leopard
Jo is so professional at introducing ppl to “conspiracy” theories
What do you mean?
4:09 The area of the Congo is about one third of the area of the contiguous United States. Its maximum width is about the same as the distance between Los Angeles and Dallas.
When Joe @5:11 said "Have you seen that Shoe Bill Burr that lives there", I thought I was having a stroke.
Shoebill Bird. Got it.
Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan
says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"
Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny
@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.
@@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.
@@JohnM-sw4sc lol
5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"
So from what I understand from being a biology major is that the reason these animals were so much larger is do to higher oxygen content in the environment, larger environmental range and more prey. This allowed for much larger mammels.
Also in many of these areas during the time these large mammels were roaming different places on the planet there was less competition for food and resources.
So genetically the largest and strongest were allowed to breed becoming enormous in size through out thousands of years.
Less competition leads to LESS pressure for the selection of the strongest/fastest/biggest animals. Having less competition for food and resources leads to stagnation in an evolutionary process. With little to no competition then there is effectively very little difference between the strongest and the weakest. They both live and they both reproduce so the evolution doesn't lead to much (if any) actual progress. This leads to situations where things like sharks end up being relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. This is because there is relatively very little competition for them and so there is little environmental pressure for them to change.
More competition is what leads to meaningful evolution. There needs to be SOMETHING that makes life harder for the weak individuals and thus allows only the strongest ones to survive and reproduce. This is true of everything, not just individual species of life. Take a business in a highly competitive market vs one in a very "easy" market. The ones that have strong competition are the strongest and most evolved because the weakest ones are constantly disappearing. The ones that have no competition are basically the same as they were when they first opened because there is zero reason for them to change since they survive just fine exactly like they are.
The constant threat of ceasing to exist is what drives evolution. Taking that away by making survival easy immediately stops evolution. Historically it actually puts things at a much higher risk of extinction once survival becomes difficult again. The last thing that you want to see in an evolutionary situation is less competition.
Humans were also bigger
That makes sense. Oxygen makes larger healthier plants that have more vitamins and nutrients.
Yea, put a baby in an oxygen tent for 14 years growing. Hed be a giant 😂😂😂
Really, people will believe anything 😕
A larger planet too, meaning less gravity because of Earth's size. That coupled with a higher oxygen content; yes you are correct.
Great Show, don't mean to be Mr. Correction but Jaguars are native to South America. A Spotted Cat in DRC would have to be either a Leopard or a Cheetah as both are native to that part of the continent.
5:09 I thought he said "Shoot Bill Burr, he lives there" he lives there 😳
Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan
Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan.
It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.
Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.
How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.
@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.
And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn
Ok boomer
Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan
11:41 that's like 14-15 feet, most likely 15 feet bc that little stud it's on is probably like 5 inches thick
I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.
You know you are having a good conversation with Joe when he is like "Do you know about this new chimp?" He is after all talking about his people
4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”
Christian Palmer lmfaoo
I read this as he said it😂
the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.
That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.
Random guy: drops his pants
Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing
When I was 17 I went to Anchorage Alaska. And they have a museum there with a short face bear on display… this thing was so unbelievably massive, my head went a little higher then it’s knee. And I’m 5’1… in the museum it said they died off because during the ice age many animals couldn’t survive the harsh cold. Snow covered most of the ground so it made finding food hard for herbivores. Which caused a massive death in herbivores which made it hard for large carnivores to find enough food for their massive bodies. That’s why bears and lions got smaller, even wolves shrank to some degree. However with wolves they didn’t have such a hard time because they have the pack to support them. Other predators had to adapt in other ways
Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan
When he said shoe bill bird I heard “Shoot Bill Buhr”
Casey D
*s h o o t*
*b i l l*
*b r u h*
That’s what I heard too lol
Same
Jamie must have "Chimps" on Google speed dial.
😂😂Thats funny
Joe: "subject" "Do you know about that?" "subject" "Can you pull it up?"
every JRE I swear to God lol.
i gotta wake up early tomorrow but im on a joe rogan "animal" marathon fucccc
He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally
Why does Joe Rogan accentuate his b's and p's when he's either wanting to come off as dominant or talks about primal animals and ancient drugs.
Ancient prugs?
Primal Panimals Band Bancient Brugs!!
@@saneman6188 Lol.
@THE GENERAL from himself or others?
I wonder how many screen shots of Ark: Survival Evolved came up when searching Terror Bird.
EzeakioDarmey i thought the same thing LMAOO
I was just thinking that!
"Jamie pull up that video of a bear fighting a bondo ape."
Let's just say...
Whatever Joe Rogan entertains...
Deliverses!!!....
This guy’s on his way to getting the full Joe Rogan Experience for sure! If Joe brings up DMT, balloons and confetti will fall from the ceiling and a mariachi band will walk in.
😂😂😂
Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan
Joe "look at the hog on him, woo" Rogan
That's a saggital crest. Male chimps sometimes have them. Just not usually so pronounced.
Joes obsession of chimps turns into my obsession of chimps just like that
Joe buffs his head each week.
Azad Alam every day
Your Mama buffs mine every day son.... Pew-pew!!
Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat
Actually, wolves made the terror birds go extinct because wolves hunted them down and also were also better at hunting than them, leaving them with no prey.
Many years ago.. in the 90's... making me feel old joe
8:58 no i saw a doco on terra birds they were 2 meters tall and around 200 kg they wernt around when humans were around