Only Food Left at My Grocery Store Mukbang
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2020
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** we've all seen how empty the grocery stores have been so I figured i would bring you guys with me and we would dive into what was left at my grocery store (trader joes) and see what's up. I cant believe at what I found and what ended up being GOOOOOD?!?? anyways, get a snack or some water and enjoy the only food left at my grocery store mukbang
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hey chris king
Chris Klemens huge fan here. Dig dig your Shitttt. Wash your hands now
Lu omg
Chis: shop responsibility
Chris: let me do a mukbang
🙄🙄 do your not see the hypocrisy
Just found your channel!! Love your videos!! I've been binge watching all day:D love you!!🔥🎀🔥
I’m gonna come back when the comments have marinated...
LMFAO
LOL a true mood
That’s what my mom always said
They have marinated
“i haven’t been rationing at all so i need to go shopping” *eats everything he bought*
Hailey w LOL
Lol
Meeeee right now. I have nothing left except soup. Did I expect myself
To
Eat soup every Dsy omfg
mostly snacks anyway tbh lol
The key to food rationing is to pick a meal that takes forever to cook, then by the time you've finished cooking you are no longer hungry and just want to go to bed.
LOL LITERALLY
😂 So true!
truuuuue lol
Skinny queen
Krysta Veronika yup
I’m loving Chris atm he’s perfect isolation content. Just the right level of sarcasm
Row Jig isolation content honestly sent me 😂😂😂 the fact we're all ordered to be in our house is fucking crazy
the only real joy i've felt in a week of isolation is when chris posts
Seriously though he’s the reason I’m still sane currently
Supa Kawaii I'm running out of people and things to watch 🥴🥴🥴 any cool suggestions? I've seen about everything in the past week so if it's weird that's fine too😂😂😂😂
Davi Robbins I always turn to the many eras of Jenna Marbles she has a sense of wholesome that never dissipates
I had a breakdown at the parking lot of Whole Foods. There are so many people neglecting social distancing where I live and bulk buying.
I've been eating air and using two squares to wipe times are tough.
I HAD THE EXACT SAME BREAKDOWN!!!! We can do this djljdkfs
Where do you live??
Steal toilet paper from a gas station bathroom or something
I work for Amazon at the WF in Long Beach. & people are definitely not doing social distancing. I feel bad doing these orders when everything is out of stock and the customer gets 1/4 of their order. I do tell them when to come in, if they can, during delivery days and what time to come in. Also to disinfect everything they get because amazon isn’t doing shit to prevent us from getting the virus or spreading it.
@@clytxo1317 I work for Groupon at KFC in Ky just outside of Cincinnati, and same. We don't have anything these people are ordering and Groupon also isn't doing shit to keep us safe or healthy or enforcing social distancing. We're considered an 'essential business' so we all still have to go to work in this mess. So I feel your pain!
you got all the groceries I have in my pantry when I say "there's nothing to eat"
*Tries coconuts whipped topping*: "that tastes like spray sunscreen"
5 minutes later: **puts spray sunscreen on mochi and vibes out**
lol that's exactly what i was thinking
“These taste like 50% pretzel 50% everything bagel and then 10% cardboard”
*math left the chat*
People are straight up buying an entire medication shelf then selling it 5x the price online, I hate this entire world.
I NEED ALLERGY MEDS! Ugh.
People are buying all the baby wipes because there's no toilet paper left. It's so sad people aren't even being considerate of the things that are essential for BABIES
@@jazminaraceli5247 couldn't agree more.
People suck ass. Seriously they probably don’t even need the things they’re hoarding.
Jazmin Araceli EXACTLY. my baby brother has been out for a week now.
I hear you! I am vitamin D deficient, I bought an extra bottle in case people panic buy it all.
I feel for the peeps working in grocery stores. they are making minimum wage to deal with the unwashed masses.
same!!
Lol it’s me, I am the peeps working for the unwashed masses
@@brianneczechowski9209 sending you my gratitude and appreciation for doing it! 👍❤
I work at HEB and they just gave us all a $2 raise for the time-being. 🙏
@@sortasiara that is nice. do you at least get the benefit of first dibs on toilet paper delivery?
When you're constantly asked to "buy it all" and there're literally STILL NO HATS
they BOUGHT IT *_ALLLL_*
did everyone just neglect the whole, “here at trader joe’s -GASP-.... that man was almost later joe” because i’m still dying😂😂 it’s at 4:15
Isn’t quarantine that small orange
Mangotrocity isn’t that a stolen joke?
Yes Sir no. It’s not.
Ha, made me laugh....
@@caracervenka source?
No, it’s Klemens
this is gonna be a primary source in the future history classes
omg
cannot wait for the future generations to use this video on their dbq’s
@@isahmarie3119 this brought me back
My hungover ass cleared the pantry today. Quarantine is really affecting my poor organs. Poorgans.
Poorgans
ew drinking, not cute being hungover isn’t a cute quirky thing next time you drink take what you would normally drink (let’s say eight glasses) and only drink half
Alcoholism is a problem in this world let’s not try to normalize it
TheMotherConfesser ew stfu no one asked
i got absolutely blasted the other day with the social distance buds lmao gotta love quarantine
since i do homeoffice i'm hungry every hour, i thought i have enough food for 3-4 days but i still need to go shopping every second day..
Edit: thank you for the comments pointing out the fact that Chris actually does have a self driving car (I had no idea) and I rewatched the video and everytime Chris is driving he is not actually distracted driving (yes even when he almost hits the pedestrian, he is looking at the road and is being safe. The pedestrian must have popped out from behind a car or something).
Me: Chris makes enough money for a self driving car?????? How?????
*five seconds pass*
Me: oh no he’s just really committing to being distracted while driving.
Cosmo Ringrose yeah i really hate that.
you just roasted him twice in like five seconds
Madison Kuehn he’s an icon but honestly he deserves it
Wait he is? He legit drove with no hands for forever
He has a Tesla
Chris you're seriously working the good ends of the corona quarantine and I'm here for it.
the thing i love about chris is that he drops as many one liners as he can in hopes that one or two of them will hit
pretzel chips: these literally taste like 50% pretzel, 50% everything bagel, 10% cardboard 😂
also pretzel chips: 110%
Hey Chris! I just wanted to say thank you. I’ve commented before hoping you’d see so maybe you already have lol. I’m 19 and have a rare disability where all my bones dislocate because my connective tissue is faulty. Which means the “glue” in my body can’t hold my bones together. I’m constantly in pain and depressed, knowing this shit is lifelong without a cure. Your videos always lift my spirits. I will literally wait to watch a video until I need a good laugh that week. Thank you for giving me something to take my mind off of my pain while I smoke a bowl and relax. (Legally-I’ve had a med card since I was 15)
I genuinely cannot thank you enough. I know you always make jokes like “yeah mom this is still my career” but you have no idea how important it actually is. Your career helps people who are struggling. Your career positively impacts people who really need it. And that’s important. That’s a job that means something. I hope you remember that.❤️
my mental health has been deteriorating so fast these past few days, no need to go all sappy on u but this is exactly what i needed rn
i hope everything will be okay and i am rooting for you
same girl I think we're all going through it if that makes you feel a little better
Yea
Vit D works for me
Ik it’s hard when you’re trapped inside but try to stay positive! Do some self care, read a new book, reorganize your closet and shelves... anything to keep your mind from going negative places! I keep cleaning and making messes on purpose to have something to do & my legs have never been this shaved before
Chris leaving all the stores because of the lines makes his ADHD shine like my forehead
He has ADHD? That explains quite a bit...
On quarantine in Indiana. My mom died on Thursday and I can’t even start cleaning out her apartment. Just stuck at home to be depressed. 😢
Oh wow....I'm so sorry
Sidney Wedge oh honey wow. We are so incredibly sorry for your devastating loss. Whatever we can do for you, if it’s just an ear, please we’re all here. I’ll certainly respond if you ever need ❤️
I’m so sorry. sending lots of love and light your way ✨
I hope you find peace and consolation in the fond memories you have with her
I'm so sorry for your loss. May she rest in peace. Please take care of yourself sweetheart, sending love your way. ❤
I love how rich people are all “I’ve checked Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s and there’s nothinggg 😩” duh.. you have to check little gas station markets and places no one is thinking of 👍🏼
lmao here in nyc it's the same.
Amy farmer’s markets bro!!!
I was waiting to buy from Middle Kid all month then lost my job 🙃 maybe in like 3 months I'll finally be able to get something
what's your Venmo?
Chris Klemens UK doesn't have Venmo 😭 but also pls don't I will hopefully get a new job soon and save up! So many other ppl deserve money more than me rn 💗
@@isabellouise5680 what's your twitter then? wanna ask you something
Chris Klemens if you givin’ out money.....
Chris Klemens @issie_louise
I need more story times about childhood chris bc he sounds like an absolute hoot
Hey Chris!!! I think it's amazing that you are raising money for important causes during those hard times. It's extremely thoughtful and generous of you. I'm a social worker and I get so happy when people take those initiatives to help others. I'll smoke a bowl in your honor
chris: "la granja! sounds like ganja! sick!"
chris less than a min later: "grab some stuff that i can't mention but we all know I do very often...."
Chris: In my right mind, I wouldn’t go for these...or would I?
*Me late at night on Tinder*
Kat Gee HAHAHAHA GIRL ..yes
So accurate
corona and earthquake in the same day. I needed this so badly. Thanks Chris for cheering me up as always
STAY SAFE
@@chrisklemens thanks we are trying. Worst thing is now we all have to be outside or in small spaces together. Not ideal in this kind situation
@@branimirvalentic3035 oh no I'm sorry, stay safe. Where do you live?
Where???
@@yondermileslimpey3892 Croatia
Living in the south, the plant based sections in grocery stores is the only thing basically fully in stock.
I work at a grocery store and I’ve been put on “line duty” a few times this week. People seem to think the line means we’re super extra busy, but we’re just only allowed to let 50-75 people in the store to try to let people distance themselves while shopping. I think the absolute longest I’ve had customers waiting in line is 5 minutes or so, so I wouldn’t let lines at stores discourage you from going, we’re just trying to make sure everyone is safe 🥰
I really needed this cause I’ve been in my house for a week and I’ve been binge watching your videos. P.S can I be on your story
Kalea I love you’re profile pic...and like you have Conan’s new music to keep you company during these times lol
Naomi Elizondo yes I love Conan and I’m so proud of him... I’m also so happy to find someone who knows about him, because not many people do!
I'm addicted to kid krow. I went to one of Conans shows for crush culture and he played the story... I cried 😂
Bonni Roo 😂 lmao im addicted to kid krow I listen to it 24/7
The title of this alone when it popped up on my phone made me laugh lol
I love that chris doesn’t shy away from tough subjects and gives light to them in a respectful way
I literally love you and how much you do for your community is admirable.
This video cheered me up. You never fail to make me laugh and distract me. I’m from the U.K. so this week I had my GCSE exams completely cancelled and I may miss out on my prom, leavers assembly, last day etc so videos like this massively boost my mood. Thank you 😊
"probably a virgin like colton from the bachelor.......... well he was in first grade" I DIED
I really needed this right now. Thank you for being here for us.
I have never in my life related to a sentence more than “I’m sweating like it a my main source of income” I really truly felt that.
WHAT ARE YALL EATING WHILE WATCHING THIS???
at the moment after uploading..... ed i b l e s baBY!!!!
my puff bar 😭
Chris Klemens my mums fat shamed my like 100 times today for making 12 trays of Betty crockers brownies
crisps!
A whole ass thing of sweet Hawaiian rolls 😆✌️
thank you for everything you're doing, especially uploading. It made my whole day way better
Liking every single video coming out from you lately need it the most rn love you
“As you can tell I’m on my last roll” is a STAPLE OF A STATEMENT IN THESE TRYING TIMES 😂😂😂
This makes my anxiety about everything feel so much better. Thank you Chris
This video honestly made my day and makes getting through self isolation so much easier. Bless you and love your content!
Keep up the good work! I love your videos and lives on instagram! Also kudos to you for supporting small brands! It’s great to see some one with such a huge platform using it for the greater good ☺️🙌🏽💛
Chris if you're reading this i just want you to know that i'm smoking the last bit of weed that i have while watching this
I’m taking a tolerance break right now and the apocalypse is helping
B this pandemic is forcing the first tolerance break since I was 16. I’m currently 24. I’m losing my mind
the way chris gets excited about mochi is the energy i need in my life
I always look forward to your videos-- you are literally my favorite human😍
ugh thank you for doing this it was so fun & entertaining & i feel like i'm losing my mind from boredom during this quarantine
My inner bi self cried when he mentioned Rihanna and frank ocean 😭😭🥵🥴
🥵🥵🥵
Yes my king posting for all of us broke bitches in quarantine love you Chris
Thank you for making videos. This just made me laugh and forget about my anxiety and the chaos of all this. You are appreciated.
entertainer, comedian, activist, UA-camr, and fashion designer... you’re literally amazing and Middle Kid drop 4 is gonna slap
binge watching chris klemens content during quarantine has cured my depression
yeeeep
2:04 “lacking pretty hard” is just how I describe my life
Thank you for putting out content while everyone’s at home. Hardly anyone I watch is posting and you’re coming through w that entertaining content 👏🏼
God, I need your energy during this quarantine. Thank you!
Yes! Rihanna and Frank Ocean? This man knows what he’s talking about
Talks about being shitty at rationing, eats literally everything at once.
Okay Chris.
okay no I only ate the burrito all at once I have so much left still baby!!!
Chris Klemens HAHA love you
@@chrisklemens I love how you handle losers 👍you're awesome
Genuinely getting me through this quarantine. I truly believe we’d be such good friends you are everything
It's been two weeks in quarantine for me so thanks for the video Chris ✌️💕
your energy made me feel high by just watching
When I have panic attacks I watch Chris. He really helps me calm my nerves. That probably sounds silly but it's true 🙏💙
Kim M dude same. I’m having so much cabin fever & it’s causing mild panic attacks & all I can do to combat it is watch Chris
@@boltonsmom I feel for you Cierra because I know how it feels. All day I've had these really strong panic attacks. They come out of nowhere. It's good to have something to take your mind off it 💙
my senior year of college abruptly came to an end, forcing me to stay isolated with my parents who dont really get along with me so im stuck to my room and the kitchen. watching ur videos help me pass the time 💜 ive been watching for over a year but im rewatching videos cause theyre so good! love you chris, thanks for being there for us (even if it doesnt seem like it)
Thank you for always making me laugh and be happy!!!!!!!
“Foamy sunscreen” lololol, why does that makes me want to try it more?!
Chris makes being quarantined fun 😂 love that
I'm new to your channel and I absolutely love it. After watching one video, I subscribed. Keep being you, you're hilarious 😂❤️
cHRIS i am living for ur content thru these hard times. need someone thats on my level of chaotic at all times xx
The world said we’re in a pandemic.
Chris said bet. Look at him making use of misfortunes the pandemic has caused and giving us some content out of it! Truly a king, love you always Chris keep doing what your doing!! Also HIIII CHRIS’S STORYYY WATCH THIS SHIT
ok but YES! EDUCATE EVERYONE WATCHING! i’m so proud of U
I’m really glad you posted this. I’ve had really rough couple of weeks and you always make me smile. I have be quarantined in my house for like 8 days with nothing but youtube for entertainment. I got laid off from my job for at least 3 weeks, so no income and nothing to do 🤧
Your videos are literally getting me through this insanity! Thnx
I lost my job because my uni closed down and I’m jobless for who knows how long but thank you Chris for making funny content to keep our spirits up in a time like this 🥺 and it’s giving me something to watch since I’m stuck at home
what's your Venmo??
Chris Klemens omg ur so nice what
itsabzhere i feel u girl. i work at a family bakery and we’re closed for a while. u can try to file for unemployment. it’s something
Try Albertsons I’m in SoCal too.. we went and they had more than any other store I’ve been too lol apparently no one likes to shop there haha
Albertsons is so far and it used to be close. I love it and miss it.
This was the only birthday gift I needed👌 Thank you Chris🥳💕
Im loving your videos they help me through this really tough time. I am ok without social distance because I live in hospital
haven’t been this early in a hot minute. love u
kira brown love u too
We love you too
“Hummy I’m coming home”
This is all of us in quarantine...
Lost my job after my college closed last week & your videos are SUNSHINE in this storm ily
I've been waiting for you to do this. made my Sunday....and quarantine life 🙌🏽
Chris Klemens reconsidering his life choices for 13 minutes straight... bi.... idk..
When you had to put your wine to the outskirts of town 😂😂
I work at the Trader Joe’s that you shopped at. Thank you for recognizing our positive attitudes through this chaos. I love your videos and I’m thrilled you chose my location to shop at!
love your outfit, and I think it goes very well with your hair, idk they're something very pleasing about black and pink together! also thank you for the perfect timing with this video, really needed something to watch!
“That man was almost later joe” 😂
"he was probably a virgin" "well he was in the first grade" I LOST IT
I have your notifs on because I love you and I got the notification in the middle of the meeting in which I was told my employment status would be “re-evaluated” 🤪 at the end of this nonsense. Thanks for helping me turn my brain off while I sit in despair and stare at my ceiling in my middle kid merch from better days
Chris you don't have any idea how much your videos cheer me up
“I haven’t been rationing my food”
Also goes to the grocery store and immediately eats everything he buys
“the city of California “ really Chris 👌😂
England is my city
I love you, just because being yourself all the time 🖤 sending love from czech republic
just came back after watching your insta stories so I could comment on your video, even though you might never see this
but Chris
I really needed to tell you this: you inspire me.
The last few months I have been going through some personal struggle (not related to money, thankfully, but related to relationships)
you and your videos have helped me out soooo much.
Thank you for being you
For being unapologetically cynical on the outside
but so soft and such a sweet person on the inside
seeing the world falling apart but not giving up, trying, helping, believing, day by day
It’s tough and sometimes a very VERY lonely route to take
but boy does everything you do resonate with me. ❤️
I feel less lonely whenever you post.
Don’t give up, I hear you, I see you,
you are a gem and your videos are dearly appreciated. ❤️
Love you lots, I really would love to talk to you in person one day.
Take care!
“ I’d rather just buy takis.” 😂😂😂 same bro
“lacking pretty hard” me to myself daily😌
Omg. I love Chris’s outfit down to the nails and rings!!
ur the reason i’m okay w this quarantine bc i can binge ur vids